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- Опубліковано 25 жов 2020
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ass-duff-moo-vee-thur-teen - More asdfmovie! • asdfmovie
Animated by Ben ‘Wonchop’ Smallman (@Wonchop) asdfmovie merch (tomskashop.com)
Written and Directed by Thomas Ridgewell (@TomSka)
Co-Written by Eddie ‘Eddache’ Bowley (@eddache)
Music by Todd ‘LilDeuceDeuce’ Bryanton (@LilDeuceDeuce)
With Alto Sax by Chris Carlier (linktr.ee/carliermusic)
Featuring Chris Alex ( / filmcow_chris )
Chris Bingham ( / helloiambing )
Anna 'BrizzyVoices' Brisbin (@brizzyvoices)
Chloe ‘ScarfDemon’ Dungate (@ScarfDemon)
Brian David Gilbert (@briandavidgilbert)
Stefan Johnson ( / s_johnson_voice )
Daniel J Layton (@DanLayton)
Phil 'AmazingPhil' Lester (@AmazingPhil)
and Rik Bowley ( / rikbowley )
Secondary Channel (@TomSkaAndFriends)
Twitter ( / thetomska )
Facebook ( thetomska)
Tumblr ( / thetomska ) - Комедії
*B A B Y G U N*
the secret we didn’t get told
O
I love your music
Why are you here
Wasn’t expecting to see you here
0:44 well...that was COLD
This is a pun isn't it
Kinda
Very
Top 3 rejections
That's nice
You’re everywhere I guess :/
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"Father help!"
My side went into orbit just as fast as the boy.
That where the meme come from
That where the meme came from
I wonder if your side said hello to the sun while it was orbiting.
Your side: THEMOPPER, HELP!
@@Fr0staX Wonderful response.
You can tell hundreds of years passed since the first asdfmovie. Noses used to be outlawed in that universe, punishable by death even, and so much time has passed, nobody really remembers what a nose is anymore. The old joke, however, still remained, showing perfectly how humans cling onto outdated, irrelevant traditions that they no longer even understand.
im 14 and this is deep
asdfmovie 13: has no piano
me: why you do this
Relatable
Lol it's the legend itself
Pianos! SLAM!
Didn't expect to see you here this early!
Oh Hello!!
I just watched the 2000000 subs special!
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
*Professionals have standards*
Don't read my name.
Soz for begging
Be polite
@@ZeroHDD be efficient
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet
Honestly, the "what's a nose" joke would've been perfect for the final asdfmovie now that I think of it
suddenly, PAsdfmovieRT 14!
I don't know about you guys but I still genuinely laugh at these. I honestly don't think they'll ever get old to me
Same. I may not laugh historically like as a kid but I miss it. I’m sorry I need a moment I need a moment 😢
May they never grow old!
Videos grow old. But, it never gets old.
I feel 15 again
Welcome back
Same...
We all had the same childhood I swear
I feel 6 again no cap
I feel 8 again
"come out with your hands up"
"im gay!"
im crying
or are you
Lol
@@nobody1yearand130 **illuminati theme plays**
lol
And then Im crying
1:07 This is probably my favourite skit in this video.
People really are different, i found it very mediocore
@@HunterTheHero fucking dies
This is my fave 1:45
Same
For some reason I find 0:43 amusing
"That's my boy."
"No, my boy!"
still gets me to this day.
I had no idea that this is where "farther help" came from it made me laugh louder than I probably should've.
@@aaronprice1497 father*
FATHER HELP
"Are you ready to die?"
"No."
"Then I'll come back later."
Well boys we did it, murder is no more.
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@@markmavis8340 Why, oh why, did I click the link?
@@moldysourlemons bruh you made me click the link,i blame you muffin head
My friends: Why must you comment?
Me: It is my duty sir!
فيروزيات
I laughed a little too hard at that dark goose joke XD
Thank god, I’m not the only one!
Same
bro same im crying lmao
Why am I seeing you everywhere all of a sudden? you're like the new Justin Y
Same
1:08
ITS HIM, ITS THE DO THE FLOP GUY
MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER!
Everybody do the flop
“Come out with you hands up” “I’m gay!” Being voiced by Phil is great 🥰
I wasn’t prepared for the daddy baby
lol
hey look it's the funny tumbler guy
nobody was
Hello there, Pat
They came swinging with a whole new bat,and none of us were prepared.
"Come out with your hands up!"
"I'm gay."
The fact that it was Phil made it 10 times better.
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That's something i would do
@@fuckmyass5114 sir, this is a Wendy’s
@@wilyentity2126 No. This is Patrick.
@@wilyentity2126 I thought this was Sparta
I've always wondered what the context of the "Father help!" audio was.
Way better than I expected
"thats my boy!"
*kid kicks it to the moon*
"NO MY BOY!"
"FATHER HELP."
0:56
2020 and that guy is still doing THE FLOP.
Rush Gracia? I wouldn't expect you here.
@@averyvi who is that
It is the way
HI
Po
It's BEAUTIFUL
Retro-Spect it’s it’s .......a thing
Didn't expect to see this channel here
Third
Its *Perfect*
It's GLORIOUS!
0:38 is my favorite
"Hey, Mr Goose, whatcha doing with that noose?"
[neck snap + goose honk] [gasp]
The goose committed suicide.
@@kaseyleitchnextgen3281 I KNOW. Jesus.
0:34 is probably my favorite moment in any ASDF movie just because it sums up TomSka's entire oeuvre in 3 seconds.
"Are you ready to _Die?"_
"No"
"Then il come back later"
William afton I always come back...
Nobody in asdfmovie has a nose because that one guy’s got everybody’s nose.
they dream of a day when the nosenapper is stopped but alas that day may never come
You know too much
He has gone mad with power
Then who took their ears wtf.
Pssst...would like some
Noses?
0:56
"That's my boy!"
"No my boy!"
"Father, help!!!"
0:22 “Come out with your hands up!”
“I’m gay! :D”
*dies of laughter*
"Got ur nose"
*IT HAS GONE FULL CIRCLE*
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@@linkdave7552 WTF LMAO
What’s a nose
at first i was like "wait, they put the 1st one in here!? then i saw it was just a twist on it lol
"What kind of dog is he?"
"He's French"
" _Woeüf_ "
Weif
That got me
Weif
Wiff
*barks in French*
1:07 This is genuinely one of my favorite characters, I love seeing DJ Flop so much
I just now realize this one has a lot of jokes about babies and cute things, kind of like how Asdfmovie7 had a lot of -suic- seppuku jokes.
This video has too many legs. 👊
True.
Yes
Early
@JohngamerYT bruh
You know I wasn't aware that videos had legs. I guess you could say they have too little legs.
asdfmovie: **came back**
Me: *My life has been balanced*
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@@markmavis8340 why must you fail me so often
@@markmavis8340 yeesh
@@markmavis8340 I- what excuse me
I cried
0:33
"Where do babies come from?"
"Baby gun!"
Me: Someone give this person a gold medal.
Father: thats my boy, no my boy!
Ball: FATHER HELP!
0:57
"Got your nose!"
"What's a nose?"
"I.. don't know...."
*The cycle begins anew*
No, this is the one which breaks the cycle. They finally realise the flaw in the joke, freeing them from this infinite comedic hell, in which their lives are jokes for other’s enjoyment. They experience death and pain only for it to be repeated over and over again. Those two, have freed them all.
Mr Popo
@@kelekona5459 now the others must break free aswell. What if the trains kid doesn't actually like trains but it was a trauma caused by a train that made him like trains
Look Out he got a nose
As much as I love this series, I genuinely hope this is the last joke in the asdf series, as it would allow the series to come full circle, finally ending it. I feel like it’s the perfect ending, and the canon one in my eyes.
"Thats my boy."
"No, my boy!"
"FATHER HELP!"
Father: "Oh well he never *Stood* a chance."
XD
Maybe the best sketch yet
That and the one after are my favourites
Ok
“The Goose Noose” song is probably the most funniest darkest song I have ever heard.
1:02 as an American I can confirm
We eat bullets
2020 is saved
Faith in humanity restored
Precisely.
Indeed
Not if the murder hornets have anything to say about it
yes
“Are you ready to die?”
“No”
“Then I’ll come back later!”
Behold, *survival in a nutshell.*
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@@markmavis8340 thats a video of SpongeBob humping Mr krabs
Some people don't know this, but a person cannot legally kill you without your consent, so you can just say no.
Canadians in a nutshell
Ok
The way he says “Father Help!” will forever be funny 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
this series is the original "never let them know your next move"
I was NOT expecting this to be in my sub box
U r verified that is why I am commenting... who are u?
Yeah I’m with Davi Muller here. Who are you?
I see you everywhere now, jesus
Agreed
This dude is a botted comment help report him
“Aw, what kind of dog is he?”
“Russian.”
“гав.”
',:)
Нет блин МЯУ
Гав.
@@nozitub_skeleton о,я нашла русскоговорящих)
NOICE
Phil Lester sent me here on a nostalgic trip
Same
"High five!" "H U N D R E D." makes me laugh everytime😂
“I love you”
“I have a ✨boyfriend✨”
*proceeds to break all laws of physics and smash the sound barrier*
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
The " father help!" Gets me every time 😭 🤣
0:10 Angel Dust's first word:
My Hazbin Hotel obsession has taken over my soul
YOU'VE GOT TOO MANY LEGS, SPIDER!
AYYYE FEELOW HAZBIN FAN SPOTTED
*Oh.*
"are you ready to die?"
"No!"
*Understandable, have a great day*
Such a polite man
William Afton in a Nutshell:^
|
HIGH FIVE!
HUNDRED!
@@james07studios48 NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nooooooo
Clap clap clap clap clap
Heheheh comedy.... (and it isnt even apart of the joke)
“How do you plead?!”
“Guilty!!!!-“
*that was the last we heard of marshmallow man.*
This stuff still cracks me up. Good to help me cheer up. I was a kid when the first one came out, now I'm almost 18, oh how time flies.
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s French.”
*”Wœf.”*
Jiff
ouif
1:24
1:27
“Worth”
Waff
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's French."
*_W o e u f f._*
wef
Ouaf.
i didnt get that one can someone explain ?
@Mario Warren how to delete other ppl's comments
@@flolower5656 the dog has a french accent, hence the "woeuff"
“FATHER HELP” sounds just like archer/bob’s burger
0:35 me after learning about parts of a flower:
1:02 I also refrence this scene with my mother all the time 😂
"That's my boy"
"No my boy!"
"Father help"
This was the best joke
0:57
"come out with your hands up"
"I'm gay!"
God this is hilarious, but the fact that it's phil made me laugh even more
It's perfect
As a lesbian i can laugh at this hehehehe
These asdfmovies haven't changed at all
As a helicopter I can hover over this!
I loved that joke
0:46 I'd like to think this was inspired by the falling vending machine in Moviemakers
“NO MY BOY!”
“father help”
IM DYING
DJ FLOP is my jam.
@@anythinganeverythingclips she already has 1.86M subs-
DJ FLOP MAN is my jam would've rhymed , my day is ruined
Do the flop😏😏😯😯🤐😊😪🤩😪😮
DO THE FLOP GUY IS NOW DJ FLOP AND THE JOKE IS BACK!
And the everybody do the flop joke is dead and REPLACED WITH DJ FLOP.
Same
“Ill come back later”
Remember no one can legally kill you if you just say no
Kevorkian learned the hard way that sometimes, legally speaking, yes doesn't even mean yes.
*C O N S E N T*
@@sidharthvivek5095 indeed😤
I was hereeeee
"I'll stab you!" "Thanks, but no thanks" checks out
Bro the change from the intro of asdf 12 and asdf13 is wild
0:49 Oh damn they remade the perfect asdfmovie sketch. It’s not perfect anymore tho, but it’s pretty great still.
Depression in a nutshell:
1:20
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
"We're all gonna die."
Me and my depression:
@@UnauthorizedContent1337 * Puts knife down while having sad thoughts *
ASDFMovie is basically Out of Context Memes, but the Context Never Existed.
Best nutshell explanation of the asdf movie I've ever seen.
@@SNOWKK1 True.
burh
ASDFMovie is basiclly out of memes, but The never existed.
YESSSSSSSSSSS I THOUGHT IT WAS CANCELLED!
Legend says they’re still high fiving til this day
That “Hello sun” one killed me because I died laughing
asdfmovie 13: *exists*
Everyone: *asdf movie 14. Right now.*
Hi
pe
true
right
HUGGING
*NOW*
HOLY SHOOT THIS BLEW UP
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then I'll come back later"
Even professionals have standards...
I’m not a crazed gunman dad
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@@thereuploader9990 Yes, officer. That's him.
Be polite, be efficient and have a plan to kill everyone you meet
And as a professional he must keep his word and come back eventually
Personal headcanon: That ball that was that guy's son in the "that's my boy" bit grew up to be the ball that gets kids to chase him into the street where they get hit by cars.
Counterpoint: that ball becomes bal man.
These just get better and better
Fr
"Aww, what kind of dog is he?"
"He's Norwegian."
"Björk"
(its bjørk in Norwegian, but don't worry)
Lol
Börk
*Bjørk*
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Everyone: “2020 is the worst.”
Tomska: “Hold my Muffin.”
Muffin: “CRAP!”
Yes the muffin was happy bout to be eaten
The edit ruined the comment
@@sapolefrog1736 yeah kinda. I deleted it.
M U F F I N
My life is better now
0:31
(Hannah punching the MGM logo.)
Hannah:You’ve got too many legs!
Maybe ik why that guy gave the officer flowers. Maybe the officer had a really rough day at work so the guy went to the flower shop to steal a bouquet to make himself get arrested and hides the flowers in his back so that when the officer gets in there with him, he gives him the flowers so that his day can be better. What a guy he is. We need more people like him. ❤
And when the world needed him the most,
he returned.
TomSka is the Avatar
Like always....
Yes
500th like
And i believe, hes here to stay
"Are you ready to DIE?"
"No"
"Then I'l come back later"
If only Imposters would do that when I run away -_-
@@DHAdArchivez No joke I actually did that
@@yoursleepparalysismonster8391 your lucky!
next year!
0:56 I quote this all the time
I love the audio of refrigerator’s exit it cracks me up every single time
“Come out with your hands up”
*puts hands up* “I’m gay”
THESE ARE SO GOOD EVERY TIME
Man: "Hey, Mr. Goose what'cha doin' with that noose?"
Mr. Goose: "Self chiropracty."
Self deleteus
Yeetus Deletus
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The humor in this is just so unique.
The whale dance always gets me 😂.
The 'daddy' voice and face absolutely killed me.
Da… Da… *_Daddy._*
*oh*
I thought I had a daddy kink but not anymore
Da...Da... Daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)~
i dont understand because I'm an orphan
"Are you ready to die?"
"No"
"Then i'll come back later..."
Be like Serial Killer Man...Consent is key...
i read this comment when that audio played lmao
Brought to you in part by Henry Crabgrass
if only it were that easy
they can't legally kill you without consent
1:07
Present Mic when Eri and Kota have a slumber party
0:22 It took me 3 years to get that joke. I didn’t learn what “coming out” is, my brain just said “no”
Is your refrigerator running?
"I Have A Boyfriend"
*CLANK CLANK CLANK*
Nikocado be like:
We saw
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear mike
@@vibezz4556 He's Michael Said.. sooo you know, he has to say things.
@@Max_Jacob didnt look at the name plus many people do it lol
"Got your nose!"
*my immediately response:
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
Bang bang
You gotta help me man! My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeee...
@@davidhong1934
- please don’t kill me
tie: *diabolic laugh*
@@el_tio_walala *presses button* *button does nothing* Hm.
This just blew my mind! They got no nose
Some youtuber:"What should I call my fans instead of "hey guys"?
0:12: say no more
Years and years later it’s still fresh, this dudes so good
asdf movie 13: *exists*
everyone: *the return of the king*
Haha baby gun go pew
not sure if it's just because i grew up, but I miss when asdfmovie was funnier
@@SnrubSource you find things funnier when you're younger than you do when you're older. it's probably cause you grew up
That was great. See y’all in a year...
lol
k
@@mazarinivmikeoxlong-dedica969 because it takes at least a year to animate a less than 3 minute video, lol.
Wdym the world ends with 2020.
There's no "next year", man!
Why do I see you everywhere?
I can't believe these are still around 💚💚 nostalgiac and amazing
“What kind of dog is he?”
“He’s Swedish”
“Börk”
under rated
°
no, they say: Voof!
Spanish.
Danish dogs: Vøøf
Me: "Aight I think I've stayed up for too long, I should go to bed"
TomSka: "Drops asdfmovie 13"
Me: "Sleep who?"
(disappointed Freddy Krueger noises)
whos sleep...
wheres sleep...
whats sleep...
why sleep...
Exactly
It 2:00 am for me
@@josephreeves4044 sleep tiem