SLAV KING - Boris vs. DJ Blyatman

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  • @remyshim3136
    @remyshim3136 4 роки тому +12589

    Never felt more safer when he said "Never fear, Boris is here".

  • @BxnditWxlf
    @BxnditWxlf 4 роки тому +7094

    "Never fear, Boris is here..."
    Breaking News: Fear rate drops to zero

    • @sickcxnt9444
      @sickcxnt9444 4 роки тому +103

      Boris solved fear wow legend

    • @bigmanwafers
      @bigmanwafers 4 роки тому +25

      intresting how this has 2 replies now but 400+ likes ngl

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 4 роки тому +12

      Its like for 3 minutes at a time you can forget about the world....

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 4 роки тому +4

      @@bigmanwafers Wait, yeah?
      I've seen this before, but still kinda sus eh?

    • @berkcaglar9399
      @berkcaglar9399 4 роки тому +6

      People are playing water ball with sharks.

  • @BlackCrysstal1
    @BlackCrysstal1 3 роки тому +6509

    3 years later... This still generates energy

  • @Bossfightmedia
    @Bossfightmedia 11 місяців тому +622

    6 years old or not, it should be acknowledged that this entire Mix and sound design is CLEAN as hell. Someone knew their Production Homework on producing this track.

    • @newellslab
      @newellslab 10 місяців тому +9

      fr it is

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde 9 місяців тому +7

      Amazing what washing machine chips can do! :p

    • @skeire1
      @skeire1 7 місяців тому +2

      no silly they smuggle lots of stuff in

    • @hailstormval
      @hailstormval 2 місяці тому

      Bro did not know he was in the future

    • @TeamTigerAdv
      @TeamTigerAdv 2 місяці тому +2

      DJ blyatman is no joke my dude 😎🎉

  • @HARDBASSSCHOOL
    @HARDBASSSCHOOL 6 років тому +2708

    I think this song should represent all Slavs at the next Eurovision song contest

    • @MarioHDG64
      @MarioHDG64 6 років тому +13

      Indeed, brate!

    • @darkrai17
      @darkrai17 6 років тому +10

      Woah. The real ones. Love Nash Gimn btw.

    • @MK-cd6eg
      @MK-cd6eg 6 років тому +3

      @Therealpyrocynical Olbe Do you know where Petscop 2 is?

    • @MK-cd6eg
      @MK-cd6eg 6 років тому +3

      @Therealpyrocynical Olbe I'm listening to some hardbass I suppose. Do you actually know me from his comment section or you're just surprised someone here knows Pyro?

    • @jakubzidek
      @jakubzidek 6 років тому +12

      I listen to this unironically all the time in my car. I bet it would end up in top 5 no problem. All the slavs would rejoice when they hear the hard bass sound.

  • @Nomebome
    @Nomebome 7 років тому +4969

    Mom: wake up
    Me: no !
    Mom: boris upload a new music video
    *wakes up*

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 роки тому +9411

    Played this to a paper airplane and now it is an antonov an-225

  • @adithyafern17
    @adithyafern17 Рік тому +307

    I really thought I'm beyond my "hardbass gopnik slavaboo" phase, but listening to this after 2-3 years took me back down the memory lane I thought I never had. Guess you never move on from anything, cos hardbass is for life, and for everyone, no matter what part of the world you are. Thank you, DJ Blyatman, Boris, Uamee, Russian Village Boys, Alan Aztek, HardBass School and most of all Apartje, for introducing me to these gems

    • @Leon.Stanic
      @Leon.Stanic 7 місяців тому +9

      Damn, same here, listened to all those guys, thought I was done and look at me now... I decided to learn a language for fun, and in short, 15 months later, I now speak Russian like a native.

    • @Halo2Veteran
      @Halo2Veteran 20 днів тому

      Me too. I think I did it just because I wanted to be cool but when I come back to these songs I truly enjoyed watching and listening to these songs and channels. I remember trying to learn squat in school bathroom so I could eat chebureki and shashlik anywhere. I remember wearing adidas clothing to prom. I remember trying (and failing) to learn Russian. It was truly a very enjoyable phase of my life, but I realize that it wasn't a phase, but a calling, to be Hardbass.

  • @jaydenfarley6840
    @jaydenfarley6840 6 років тому +5264

    My mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grow up. I want to be a Boris.

  • @Daziryx
    @Daziryx 4 роки тому +3315

    "Dolphins are returning to their normal habitat on Italy"
    **Meanwhile in the Soviet Union**

    • @untappedpotentialmindset
      @untappedpotentialmindset 4 роки тому +16

      Preto som dnes čakal v rade na rožky.

    • @Daziryx
      @Daziryx 4 роки тому +42

      ​@@untappedpotentialmindset I don't speak Communism

    • @untappedpotentialmindset
      @untappedpotentialmindset 4 роки тому +61

      @@Daziryx you will. It's coming...

    • @Daziryx
      @Daziryx 4 роки тому +10

      @@untappedpotentialmindset Onon

    • @adamsedivka7110
      @adamsedivka7110 4 роки тому +7

      Hovorca Boží Vracíme se do starých kolejí...

  • @solysteri
    @solysteri 4 роки тому +2296

    "Never fear"
    "Boris is here"
    I am now incapable of feeling any sort of fear thanks to slav king boris

  • @WOT.ReplaysSRB
    @WOT.ReplaysSRB 7 місяців тому +86

    Has it been 6 years already,dang im getting old ,song kicks still to this day , for our favorite S.T.A.L.K.E.R BORIS 🥃

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 7 місяців тому +2

      Fr, I swear time is broken and is moving faster then it should be.
      Someone probably broke time and didn't think people wouldn't notice

    • @CatPopeII
      @CatPopeII 5 місяців тому +1

      I remember being in 5th grade listening to this in class 😭

  • @williamcartertindale11
    @williamcartertindale11 5 років тому +2593

    Me: ‘Doing math test’
    My mind:

    • @AJZulu
      @AJZulu 5 років тому +43

      SLAV.....KING

    • @NaMeLeSs-in9dw
      @NaMeLeSs-in9dw 5 років тому +15

      Umbreon Gamer *Me yesterday at the National Evaluation* SLAV...KING BLYAT

    • @seangilmore_
      @seangilmore_ 5 років тому +6

      *Starts to bust down*

    • @UndreadedCaitlin
      @UndreadedCaitlin 5 років тому

      @Umbreon Gamer that is me every test I have.

    • @Terminate1783
      @Terminate1783 5 років тому

      666 likes 6comments (mines is 7th)

  • @MrCrazyeah
    @MrCrazyeah 5 років тому +3480

    Showed this to a tree
    Now its Dimitree

  • @ng1n369
    @ng1n369 5 років тому +2939

    They said lambo,
    I said Lada
    They said beer,
    I said kvass.
    They said Heavy Metal,
    I said hardbass.
    They said Eminem,
    I said Boris.

    • @lorenzopalombi9519
      @lorenzopalombi9519 5 років тому +94

      WE SAID SOVIET UNION

    • @CattoCH
      @CattoCH 5 років тому +113

      They said hotel,
      I said trivago

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 років тому +49

      They said coca cola
      I said babushka kompot

    • @armood1925
      @armood1925 5 років тому +11

      Yacq Rendiere *vodka

    • @rquesta1013
      @rquesta1013 5 років тому +3

      I say yes to all of that besides Eminem. Eminem's my daddy. 😣👉👌

  • @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678
    @thegreenberretwearingbrony9678 2 роки тому +85

    I was here when it was released. It pleases me people still enjoy this banger

  • @xa-xii1316
    @xa-xii1316 4 роки тому +1669

    as a russian myself ive never heard anyone say "chebureki" so aggressively

  • @gacnuk6161
    @gacnuk6161 5 років тому +1860

    When ur DNA test say u are 2% Russian:

    • @johannafelix195
      @johannafelix195 5 років тому +98

      *Cyka Blyat intensifies*

    • @Emilijanandre08
      @Emilijanandre08 5 років тому +31

      I'm actually 2% Russian lol

    • @Zloba.production
      @Zloba.production 5 років тому +7

      Что ты там сказал?

    • @gacnuk6161
      @gacnuk6161 5 років тому +1

      ROS GARD Когда твой тест днк говорит, что ты на 2% Русский))

    • @worthlesszeph5790
      @worthlesszeph5790 5 років тому +21

      I 50% Russian 50% Poland

  • @月に寝る
    @月に寝る 4 роки тому +755

    Me : Gets terrified and nervous during test
    Also Me : Remembers that Boris is here.

    • @santivpi6673
      @santivpi6673 4 роки тому +13

      Damn it happenned to me yesterday but i aproved with the 60% stay cheeki breeki

    • @PugachevHardbass
      @PugachevHardbass 4 роки тому +5

      Drug test

    • @square_dancing_in_missisipi
      @square_dancing_in_missisipi 4 роки тому +1

      Just like me

    • @maskoloxyn
      @maskoloxyn 4 роки тому +6

      Me: Gets paranoid while in the bathroom taking a piss
      Also me: Remembers that Boris is here.

    • @kingconrad4577
      @kingconrad4577 4 роки тому

      This is on my Spotify playliste that i listen to during test so boris is always with me during test

  • @avishantchauhan8976
    @avishantchauhan8976 11 місяців тому +17

    My friend bought a new sound bar and wanted to test the bass ..i immediately remembered this song 3-4 years after i listened to it first... absolute banger

  • @m8lolz278
    @m8lolz278 7 років тому +1752

    Slav: Hey Babuska, Your Grandson Was Captured On The Enemy Front.
    Babuska: So?
    Slav: He's Hungry.
    *BABUSKA BUYS TANK AND HUNTS THE KIDNAPPERS*

    • @aHat69
      @aHat69 7 років тому +31

      M8 LOLZ 2 underrated comment XD

    • @giovannicervantes6147
      @giovannicervantes6147 7 років тому +4

      And makes Boris the nagant hand

    • @bruhteg
      @bruhteg 7 років тому +4

      u wot ? the m8 ?

    • @whatarenames
      @whatarenames 7 років тому +75

      Nyet, nyet, nyet. She gets tank from great Stalin for free.

    • @bobmarley923
      @bobmarley923 7 років тому +2

      M8 LOLZ 2

  • @lordfeish1927
    @lordfeish1927 4 роки тому +2108

    I like how this is so badass but without the music its just boris driving around and squatting on various things

    • @endersteve3769
      @endersteve3769 3 роки тому +172

      avarage day in the life of boris

    • @ZerrikanianWiedzimin
      @ZerrikanianWiedzimin 3 роки тому +55

      TRUE SLAV BADASSERY
      BLYAT!!

    • @dailydoseofreddit3734
      @dailydoseofreddit3734 3 роки тому +18

      Russian = badass duuh

    • @lordazn
      @lordazn 3 роки тому +29

      It's how a lot of hit music videos are, actually. Like the original Black Betty music video looks like a garage band playing in mom's backyard. It's the songs that make the videos, unlike a lot of modern ones where the videos sometimes overtake the music.

    • @deadhookerproductions1068
      @deadhookerproductions1068 3 роки тому +6

      Why would you tell me this, I turned off my audio and had to hold in my laughter in order to not wake up parents

  • @marcuch
    @marcuch 4 роки тому +1258

    Boris Started Pack:
    - Adidas Tracksuit
    - Mayonnaise
    - H A R D B A S S

  • @dagger_bg
    @dagger_bg 2 роки тому +32

    boris i think the algorithm showed some mercy, i just saw it on my recommended, despite the fact that i have watched this several times before
    today was a bit of a bad day for me, but with good song bad day turns into good day

  • @elagosraudif9235
    @elagosraudif9235 5 років тому +1550

    *Warning!*
    Do *not* play this song while driving.
    It may cause uncontrollable wish to increase your speed and turn sound on max volume.
    Edit: am slav too

    • @stjepanmarkofranc6538
      @stjepanmarkofranc6538 5 років тому +24

      I will!! It doesn't bad affects on Slavs😎
      In Slavic country, everything is possible. I know from first hand

    • @martinivanov1319
      @martinivanov1319 4 роки тому +21

      why warning? thats a good thing

    • @stjepanmarkofranc6538
      @stjepanmarkofranc6538 4 роки тому +6

      @@martinivanov1319 That's our mind

    • @aleksandarpvp9183
      @aleksandarpvp9183 4 роки тому +2

      @@martinivanov1319 you speed up without dashcam someone crash intk you and you lose a good youtube video

    • @god1931
      @god1931 4 роки тому +9

      Still safer than eurobeat

  • @OntarioRailfan992
    @OntarioRailfan992 3 роки тому +1976

    I played this while eating mayonnaise
    now its *M A Y O N E Z*

  • @lester6524
    @lester6524 7 років тому +3159

    Ay Boris, i was walking in the capital of my country (Amsterdam) and i heard someone blasting this through A Bluetooth box👌🏻

    • @xSniperFoxy
      @xSniperFoxy 7 років тому +138

      Lester Jongedijk its spreading even to belguim :p

    • @lester6524
      @lester6524 7 років тому +15

      xSniperFox better

    • @borisvujicic2233
      @borisvujicic2233 7 років тому +20

      Lester Jongedijk Yea my friends play this for me too

    • @lester6524
      @lester6524 7 років тому +11

      Boris Vujičić mine too

    • @yyyyyy77
      @yyyyyy77 7 років тому +11

      Lester Jongedijk ik speelde dit toen het uitkwam waar liep je?

  • @kayavideo2024
    @kayavideo2024 Місяць тому +2

    This song reminds me of the days when I used to play CS:GO. It's been exactly six years since I last played. Back then, I had Russian friends, and we would play while laughing and listening to this song. There was a sense of excitement and joy in the air. Now, neither do I have those Russian friends nor do I play CS:GO anymore. Wow. Listening to this after so many years has truly moved me. Blyat!

  • @D_037
    @D_037 5 років тому +202

    When the video is 3 years old but the newest comments were from mere hours ago...
    Blin... You know that this is good...

  • @jeb2834
    @jeb2834 4 роки тому +2645

    Boris: I'm the slav king
    Putin: understandable have a great day

    • @Harshal0789
      @Harshal0789 4 роки тому +14

      Lol irony

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 4 роки тому +76

      Putin: What is a king, to a God.

    • @KurseOG
      @KurseOG 4 роки тому +4

      @@Butter_Warrior99 😂😂😂

    • @baldanpurev108
      @baldanpurev108 4 роки тому +4

      and im the second king

    • @Harshal0789
      @Harshal0789 4 роки тому +17

      @@baldanpurev108 bruhhh
      Virgin detected
      You changed your yt name
      For this lameass joke

  • @denizsengoz7439
    @denizsengoz7439 5 років тому +1353

    *We adidas*
    *We squats*
    *But most importantly*
    *We slav*

  • @duncandonuts77777
    @duncandonuts77777 2 роки тому +16

    this is unironically a banger

  • @deadinsidemcgee411
    @deadinsidemcgee411 4 роки тому +659

    This is the video that single handedly made Slavs “those people” at my school and made every band kid do squats in the foyer while yelling cheeki breeki. Of course me and my other Slavic homeboys showed them what’s good by squating heels down with another guy squatting on my shoulders.

  • @krisjanisk.5019
    @krisjanisk.5019 5 років тому +941

    1% of video - mayonez
    4% tracksuit
    95% boris trying to get the right gear in
    Edit: Thanks for likes, Comrades 🇷🇺

    • @damianmares5338
      @damianmares5338 5 років тому +31

      There is no right gear in a Lada, all gears are possible

    • @smoog2327
      @smoog2327 5 років тому +8

      @@damianmares5338
      *Stalin joy noises*

    • @Yeeter000
      @Yeeter000 5 років тому +2

      Man driving it is like trying to switch the 8 gears of an is 2

    • @taunuslunatic404
      @taunuslunatic404 5 років тому +1

      @@damianmares5338 With so much torque, who needs gears?

    • @МаксимСкрипник-д2э
      @МаксимСкрипник-д2э 5 років тому +1

      Та сука хули вы пишите всё на английском?!

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 роки тому +3109

    Jesus can turn water into wine.
    *But Boris can turn water into vodka.*

  • @3soolyat875
    @3soolyat875 Місяць тому +6

    the drop is so hard, my grandfather thought the germans are back

  • @glitch3746
    @glitch3746 4 роки тому +1078

    This song is a masterpiece and nobody can argue with that

  • @mlk033
    @mlk033 3 роки тому +2904

    Who still listens to this 3 years later is a true SLAV KING

  • @Mast3rB3ard
    @Mast3rB3ard 7 років тому +158

    This is the best adidas ad!

  • @katlan
    @katlan 2 роки тому +16

    Its been 5 years and this song still remains a masterpiece 🎉

  • @Kenajovski
    @Kenajovski 5 років тому +3831

    I played it to my grandmother.
    Now she's babushka.

    • @artossgang6962
      @artossgang6962 5 років тому +98

      Me she became babayaga

    • @ZackiePhoton
      @ZackiePhoton 5 років тому +14

      Go to the nahooy )

    • @fukaarihyuuga508
      @fukaarihyuuga508 5 років тому +31

      Kenaj she's now OUR бабушка

    • @djkyrpaboi26
      @djkyrpaboi26 5 років тому +5

      Fukaari Hyuuga You do not share grandmothers. Dumbass. Communism in a nutshel: NKVD and KGB come and they force Ivan to give his potatofield to Stalin (government) after that there is a factory and Ivan is working in a gulag.

    • @NXU-CR
      @NXU-CR 5 років тому +19

      DJ Kyrpäboi
      You must be really fun at partys...
      r/wooooosh.

  • @SeanLarsDogma
    @SeanLarsDogma 5 років тому +625

    I was drinking water while listening to this.
    Now water is vodka.

    • @sonderz4021
      @sonderz4021 5 років тому

      Bad joke

    • @pain-lf8ul
      @pain-lf8ul 5 років тому +12

      our vodka*

    • @ladychaa99
      @ladychaa99 5 років тому +1

      Tried, it worked!!! Now I know what to do if I want one more drink

    • @imawarrior67
      @imawarrior67 5 років тому +1

      Ive seen this joke on every vid in my slav playlist

    • @wolfisticentertainment1572
      @wolfisticentertainment1572 5 років тому +5

      Jesus turned water into wine.
      Boris turnes water into vodka.
      Boris is my leader now.

  • @pratibanmathialagan1728
    @pratibanmathialagan1728 4 роки тому +2924

    Played this at a Nike store
    Now its an Adidas store

  • @kehjdb
    @kehjdb 2 роки тому +30

    Этой композиции уже 5 лет, но всё же, звучит очень круто

    • @kehjdb
      @kehjdb 6 місяців тому +1

      @ЬимофейФедеров Время идёт...

  • @Vaasmios
    @Vaasmios 6 років тому +882

    my water heard this and its now vodka

    • @davidtv2224
      @davidtv2224 6 років тому +16

      OUR water

    • @Gabriel_Ratuch
      @Gabriel_Ratuch 6 років тому +1

      did yo know that vodka literally means 'strong water' in russian?

    • @HuldaJordan
      @HuldaJordan 6 років тому +1

      Cftu! Omg I laughed so hard I nearly coughed up a lung! Whew, thanks for the laughter!

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 6 років тому

      What you expect, Boris patron saint of Vodka.

    • @bamsuth9650
      @bamsuth9650 6 років тому +1

      Ha

  • @theghostofsabertache9049
    @theghostofsabertache9049 2 роки тому +1412

    I have an image of Boris driving his lada between the opposing battle lines pumping this out, reminding both sides that they are all Slavs and not enemies.

    • @rallycsx
      @rallycsx 2 роки тому +15

      I think he may be driving on the battle field but I fear that his role is not one he wangg to s to be doing.

    • @crown9018
      @crown9018 2 роки тому +16

      Were it so easy

    • @djpupsik98
      @djpupsik98 2 роки тому +12

      Biggest hardbass party at no man's ground.BYB(vodka, beer or compot)

    • @tomjackson1923
      @tomjackson1923 2 роки тому +17

      I'm waiting to see a BMP with black paint and Adidas stripes over the top

    • @soooom2012
      @soooom2012 2 роки тому +4

      Албанцы Сербы Хорваты Босниия это бывшая одна страна Югославия и им как я думаю надо быть вместе. А так просто куски которые были целым.

  • @sullun2241
    @sullun2241 5 років тому +2671

    Coronavirus alcohol resistance movement anthem

  • @SunnyandPhoebe
    @SunnyandPhoebe Місяць тому +47

    People who listen to this in 2025:🍷🗿

  • @AirsoftMemeNerd
    @AirsoftMemeNerd 3 роки тому +2199

    “From Krakow to Kamchatka I’m the patron saint of Vodka” is an Absolut bar……

    • @rubyrowley9003
      @rubyrowley9003 3 роки тому +51

      Well played

    • @kingbejita9680
      @kingbejita9680 3 роки тому +29

      i see what you did there

    • @toast_sandwich.
      @toast_sandwich. 3 роки тому +15

      This is what everyone thinks Russia is like but keep in mind that they have a economy comparable to that of Italy's

    • @AirsoftMemeNerd
      @AirsoftMemeNerd 3 роки тому +65

      @@toast_sandwich. powered by pasta?

    • @toast_sandwich.
      @toast_sandwich. 3 роки тому +41

      @@AirsoftMemeNerd oh shit you figured them out

  • @shotgunsnek6193
    @shotgunsnek6193 6 років тому +2229

    I played dis on my Samsung
    Now it is a Slavsung
    Edit:*our slavsung

  • @phantomoverlord9237
    @phantomoverlord9237 7 років тому +321

    3 minutes is not enough... i need a ten hours version

    • @wings023
      @wings023 7 років тому +23

      right click on the video and then click loop
      enjoy

  • @Kakashiコーチ
    @Kakashiコーチ Місяць тому +1

    Салит, я из Румынии. Я действительно люблю эту работу, и мне 10 лет. Я слушаю ее около 6-5 лет без перерыва. Моя мечта - стать диджеем в России и играть вашу замечательную музыку HARDBASS. Удачи!!!♡♡♡

  • @IvanValkov27
    @IvanValkov27 4 роки тому +4340

    Phone: 1%
    Me: watches this video
    Phone: 2%

    • @frazls8871
      @frazls8871 4 роки тому +95

      Misread instructions, phone now dead

    • @Stal-C418
      @Stal-C418 4 роки тому +28

      @@frazls8871 hold up

    • @DumbBasstard
      @DumbBasstard 4 роки тому +71

      Watch it 98 more times for full battery

    • @FlyToTheUpright
      @FlyToTheUpright 4 роки тому +31

      My phone actualy does that weird thing lol
      Edit:OUR PHONE

    • @eldrik10
      @eldrik10 4 роки тому +21

      Because he's charging his phone while watching this video XD

  • @FITHRI1000
    @FITHRI1000 5 років тому +802

    What is ur favourite song?
    Me : Its complicated

    • @filip1140
      @filip1140 5 років тому +4

      *SAME*

    • @vonny6746
      @vonny6746 5 років тому +5

      My favorite song is Slav King and Vodovorot
      But most favorite song that I keep it in a luxurious box is BORIS 👍

    • @Keinberg
      @Keinberg 5 років тому

      No it's not

    • @justatlet
      @justatlet 5 років тому

      @Muhammad Fithri this is old shit

    • @FITHRI1000
      @FITHRI1000 5 років тому +1

      @@vonny6746 thanks introducing me to Vodovorot. Almost at par with Slav King muehehe

  • @PhonkyTheRat9439
    @PhonkyTheRat9439 4 роки тому +364

    Hitler: this will be easy
    Soviet Russia: C Y K A B L Y A T

    • @rukojop1158
      @rukojop1158 4 роки тому +6

      E B A T K O P Y A T, T O V A R I S H!

    • @danielgrabalski
      @danielgrabalski 4 роки тому

      Only for Polish it was EZ. We were the only nation that conquered Moscow in human history i believe.

    • @jaycuberto354
      @jaycuberto354 4 роки тому

      @@danielgrabalski nein!

    • @russia1443
      @russia1443 4 роки тому +5

      Please don’t swear my mommy is watching

    • @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901
      @nekhlioudovbolkonsky2901 4 роки тому

      @@danielgrabalski Napoléon did it as well. Even if he failed afterward.

  • @TheStrongduck01
    @TheStrongduck01 4 місяці тому +5

    7 years later and is still a hard banger

  • @rushnerd
    @rushnerd 7 років тому +7845

    Metro Exodus leaked footage

  • @skull2345
    @skull2345 5 років тому +706

    Played this on my Lenovo. Now it is Our Leninvo

    • @DanielTseng100
      @DanielTseng100 5 років тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ethewho2000s
      @ethewho2000s 5 років тому +3

      Xaxa same i had lenovo now i have Our Leninvo

    • @skull2345
      @skull2345 5 років тому +4

      @@ethewho2000s *We have

    • @Andre-cz3mr
      @Andre-cz3mr 5 років тому

      ЫЫЫЫЫ)))) Блять!)))

    • @ethewho2000s
      @ethewho2000s 5 років тому +1

      @@skull2345 blyat that slliped out i think a western spy was in my keyboard

  • @sijen13
    @sijen13 7 років тому +618

    Ancient Slav legend say if you make mayonez and kompot to this song , you may summon lord Boris himself

    • @stefvdv2490
      @stefvdv2490 7 років тому +34

      Sijen Chetty you forgot the shots of vodka during the making

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 7 років тому

      That's probably the right way, since I've been making kvass for days and he didn't show up yet.

    • @sijen13
      @sijen13 7 років тому +8

      Papa Stef Vodka and semenchi to optimise Slavness and to decrease efficiency. It is worthy sacrifice for plus 3 to slav

    • @Sunshinus
      @Sunshinus 7 років тому +7

      Boris is no lord, but a king. SLAV KING

    • @ShaderKite
      @ShaderKite 7 років тому +1

      wait wait my mama just made me компот... and i have майонез at home..... hmmmm ;d

  • @Godofdeath805
    @Godofdeath805 11 місяців тому +1

    Can’t believe it has been 6 years. The time with Boris has always been the best. On a refreshing note I’ve learned I have Slavic ancestry. Makes sense why this would slap.

  • @rtralph1269
    @rtralph1269 4 роки тому +772

    Teacher: We have a new student who is Russian. Can you describe him?
    Girls: He's so handsome!
    Boys:

  • @schweizerischeeidgenossens1797
    @schweizerischeeidgenossens1797 5 років тому +1802

    i showed this to my grandma
    she now *our babushka*

  • @AdinXx
    @AdinXx 5 років тому +394

    I showed this to a local Gangster..
    Now he is Gopnik

    • @13illy4real
      @13illy4real 5 років тому +4

      @Orientem Imperium Romanum hey hey be more family friendly use blin instead of blyat

    • @AdinXx
      @AdinXx 5 років тому +1

      Orientem Imperium Romanum just some mind toying

  • @Yandere950
    @Yandere950 Рік тому +15

    After 5 years, still a banger❤❤

  • @user-bz7kq1fi1b
    @user-bz7kq1fi1b 6 років тому +719

    Heels on ground
    Comrade found
    Heels in sky
    Western spy

  • @lihavatpojat4269
    @lihavatpojat4269 5 років тому +754

    I showed this to my friend Isaac
    now he is our tovarisch Ivan

  • @twes003
    @twes003 5 років тому +2509

    Girls: “How come you not like Billie Eilish? You probably don’t know what good music is.”
    Me, an intellectual:

    • @jairtos
      @jairtos 5 років тому +12

      Yes

    • @steffanhoffmann8937
      @steffanhoffmann8937 5 років тому +12

      Like fuckkk it is

    • @elanlynn5973
      @elanlynn5973 5 років тому +31

      PortableGamerYT dont mention that abomination in our almighty section okay?

    • @agermandude5748
      @agermandude5748 5 років тому +31

      Its *our* music

    • @twes003
      @twes003 5 років тому +11

      Elan Lynn I apologise my slav frends

  • @BAS69420
    @BAS69420 Місяць тому +3

    Unironically the best hardbass song out there

  • @MySpeed12
    @MySpeed12 7 років тому +4513

    Rollin' up at school in eastern europe

    • @sikito2541
      @sikito2541 7 років тому +40

      VenturasProductions i know how u feel bro

    • @edgy6562
      @edgy6562 7 років тому +9

      Dedsec every where

    • @utele_
      @utele_ 7 років тому +7

      EvPlayz well DedSec 2.0 so be like wrench

    • @davidvirag2565
      @davidvirag2565 7 років тому

      VenturasProductions It is sad.

    • @Jamaaaat
      @Jamaaaat 6 років тому +6

      I do that too Squat on the tables🤣

  • @zaviuktahuk3474
    @zaviuktahuk3474 5 років тому +1564

    He attacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly
    He like mayonez

    • @hugeshalaw
      @hugeshalaw 5 років тому +5

      And I don't understand any of what you said

    • @zaviuktahuk3474
      @zaviuktahuk3474 5 років тому +17

      @NickoLps well you dont need to laugh about it.

    • @kyleshepard3139
      @kyleshepard3139 5 років тому +1

      he have mayonez in Russian hatchbacc

    • @vhmix379
      @vhmix379 5 років тому

      Trash

    • @zaviuktahuk3474
      @zaviuktahuk3474 5 років тому +5

      @@vhmix379 ur the xbox player which means western spy

  • @mrbread1508
    @mrbread1508 7 років тому +677

    Play this at my funeral!!!

  • @NatanKusnierz-js3oe
    @NatanKusnierz-js3oe 11 місяців тому +13

    Greetings from Poland

    • @-A-ZOV
      @-A-ZOV 11 місяців тому +2

      💪🇵🇱💪

    • @Hunter_shull
      @Hunter_shull 11 місяців тому +4

      ❤🇵🇱

  • @kodexishot
    @kodexishot 7 років тому +19705

    - - -
    edit: now you won't ever know why this comment has 19k likes.

  • @SINYSTOK
    @SINYSTOK 7 років тому +136

    A stands for: Adidas
    B stands for: Blyat
    C stands for: Cyka
    D stands for: Debil
    E stands for: eastern Spy
    F stands for: Fucking Spy!
    G stands for: Gopnik
    H stands for: Hardbass
    I stands for: Idi nahui
    J stands for: Jobany Urod
    K stands for: Kompot
    L stands for: Lituania
    M stands for: Mayonez
    N stands for: Nu blin
    O stands for: OPA
    P stands for: Pizdec
    Q stands for: Quac
    R stands for: Rush B
    S stands for: Shashlik
    T stands for: Tracksuit
    U stands for: Urod
    V stands for: Vodka
    W stands for: Western Spy
    X stands for: Xtra Slav
    Y stands for: Yobany Urod
    Z stands for: Zayebis
    The ABC's of Russia...

    • @mizufukurou
      @mizufukurou 7 років тому

      Adidas Wearing Gopnik, я просто ору с этого контента

    • @danielchobanu6370
      @danielchobanu6370 7 років тому +3

      I think K should stand for Kompot

    • @MEME-dy3kf
      @MEME-dy3kf 7 років тому +1

      Make K Kompot

    • @Xztof
      @Xztof 7 років тому

      Thank you mr. Gopnik.
      Now do it for real in cyrrilic!!!

    • @SINYSTOK
      @SINYSTOK 7 років тому

      I will work on that soon, Xztof.

  • @lddldlkeoekdoek3792
    @lddldlkeoekdoek3792 5 років тому +2953

    I played this on my samsung phone
    Now it's a slavsung

  • @GdaySport
    @GdaySport 11 місяців тому +39

    Missed you Boris! Love from UK :-)

    • @Fifteyonthebeat
      @Fifteyonthebeat 7 місяців тому +3

      we being slav w dis one yea 😋😋 hello from brixton

    • @elainesmith1200
      @elainesmith1200 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Fifteyonthebeatand hello from Wales 👋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @Fifteyonthebeat
      @Fifteyonthebeat 7 місяців тому

      @@elainesmith1200 nice to meet yaa :D

    • @1991enduro
      @1991enduro 5 місяців тому

      Hello from pintyoridd haha​@@elainesmith1200

  • @Петровић-и7п
    @Петровић-и7п 4 роки тому +544

    I showed this to my ketchup..
    *NOW IT'S OUR MAYONEZ*

  • @CLK944
    @CLK944 7 років тому +1132

    The new stalker game looks cool

  • @gustawek
    @gustawek 5 років тому +2155

    I played this to my Barbie.
    Now it's matryoshka.

    • @ic2otb
      @ic2otb 5 років тому +44

      Our barbie

    • @stonehardmchardknight1271
      @stonehardmchardknight1271 5 років тому +25

      Babuskha*

    • @YNOTcs
      @YNOTcs 5 років тому +9

      69 likes blyat

    • @dadaddy4296
      @dadaddy4296 5 років тому +15

      @@stonehardmchardknight1271 he typed it corectlly. Its matryoshka not babuskha

    • @tiseril
      @tiseril 5 років тому +3

      Nevalyashka is better

  • @EclipseC4S4
    @EclipseC4S4 6 місяців тому +4

    "squats on toes break your bones"
    This man is the slav king for a reason.

  • @годгев
    @годгев 4 роки тому +275

    Mericans: "I played this somewhere" memes
    Slavs:THAT GUY SHIFTED SO EASILY THAT NIVA

  • @mgoat411
    @mgoat411 5 років тому +200

    0:27 I need a 24 hour version of just this

  • @gigavirgin
    @gigavirgin 5 років тому +454

    PE Teacher: Can you do squat?
    Me and my slav friend:
    This is real story

    • @TDL5584
      @TDL5584 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @far_away907
      @far_away907 5 років тому +2

      Actually happened to me and my very good friends Merril, Brandon and Dimitri. No last names will be given as these gopniks need their internet condoms блять

  • @Xant1no
    @Xant1no 2 роки тому +9

    There is nothing better than listening this with headphones in full volume so BLYATFUL

  • @aname6446
    @aname6446 5 років тому +480

    i bet like half the comment section isn't Russian and that's ok as long as ur slav by heart.

    • @nonimus6269
      @nonimus6269 5 років тому +7

      @Vortex it's ok to be a mud slav as long as not Western spy блять

    • @FayK71
      @FayK71 5 років тому +2

      @Vortex Siema lets have some vodka kurwa

    • @manpickle7
      @manpickle7 5 років тому +4

      I am a real russian blyat and a slav

    • @nemuiii420
      @nemuiii420 5 років тому +3

      Polesss are here too kurwa blyat

    • @far_away907
      @far_away907 5 років тому +2

      Ои сука I'm Canadian but me and the comrades squat in gas mask all day

  • @pepsicola2796
    @pepsicola2796 6 років тому +821

    his accent is so strong he’s just speaking a combination of english and russian

    • @chad4147
      @chad4147 6 років тому +19

      Penguin Pilot dude he do that accent for videos

    • @pepsicola2796
      @pepsicola2796 6 років тому +28

      _Troll Play_ I never said that was his real accent lol

    • @chad4147
      @chad4147 6 років тому +7

      Penguin Pilot alright sorry comrade

    • @motodarkrider88
      @motodarkrider88 6 років тому +1

      najlepiej 😀/perfect/najruczey😁😎😎🤗😋

    • @milusther999
      @milusther999 6 років тому

      @@chad4147 ik a Russian American that speaks like him

  • @hehe-gg4od
    @hehe-gg4od 5 років тому +1910

    Teatcher: we are going to learn about russia.
    Girls: ew this is gonna be so boring.
    Boys:

    • @FeatheredFoxz
      @FeatheredFoxz 5 років тому +65

      im a girl and i like russia...a lot

    • @hehe-gg4od
      @hehe-gg4od 5 років тому +17

      @@FeatheredFoxz sorry if that offencive. :/

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 5 років тому +30

      @@FeatheredFoxz most of the girls not u

    • @Gilpow
      @Gilpow 5 років тому +11

      @@yuurichito1439 same for most of the boys lol

    • @dimitrijeveselinovic775
      @dimitrijeveselinovic775 5 років тому +18

      Boys: KALINKA KALINKA KALINKA

  • @Sclimenti82
    @Sclimenti82 Рік тому +9

    Im not a slav gopnik, actually Italian but I listen to this on repeat while doing squats at the gym. Gives me great slavic gopnik power 😊

  • @nusuntdelocenejustin5419
    @nusuntdelocenejustin5419 5 років тому +567

    I played this to a firecraker
    Now is *TSAR BOMBA*

  • @krisriley_tv24
    @krisriley_tv24 5 років тому +178

    I put on headphones and I could literally feel the bass vibrating my skull

    • @sylvain01
      @sylvain01 5 років тому +3

      Good

    • @RainytheNB
      @RainytheNB 5 років тому +7

      too quiet. if you do not see -your- our vodka bottles shaking on table, you need speaker upgrade

    • @theghostlyfigure9989
      @theghostlyfigure9989 5 років тому

      Same with my brain....our brains

  • @rako5865
    @rako5865 6 років тому +2803

    *WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOU ARE 3% SLAVIC*

    • @barelyfree9427
      @barelyfree9427 6 років тому +59

      I'm the Elizabeth Warren of Slavness

    • @christiankneupper7011
      @christiankneupper7011 6 років тому +33

      @@barelyfree9427 25% bro

    • @finnoc6228
      @finnoc6228 6 років тому +30

      when you find out you stole someones comment so you change it a bit

    • @rako5865
      @rako5865 6 років тому +4

      @@finnoc6228 Independently had the same great idea for a comment.

    • @jonasstupar4582
      @jonasstupar4582 6 років тому +2

      @@christiankneupper7011 me to

  • @jumento6544
    @jumento6544 Рік тому +6

    i absolute loved boris when i was a kid. thank you for making 80% of my childhood.

  • @Roadvergeant
    @Roadvergeant 4 роки тому +757

    I played this on IPhone
    Now its *OurPhone*

  • @cokil
    @cokil 7 років тому +386

    Its 03.59am here in Indonesia, I was preparing my food for starting my fasting, bored as blyat. then, my phone goes "ding" AND I EXPECTED A BORIS VIDEO BLYAT. HOLY COMRADE IT WAS HIM!! and i ate my food while watching this guy on yellow tracksuit. Boris, please don't stop making videos. We love You.

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 7 років тому +3

      fantaview Why are you fasting?

    • @dy8253
      @dy8253 7 років тому +10

      Patrick Ellis maybe cause he's a Muslim...

    • @jaaniuss3271
      @jaaniuss3271 7 років тому +2

      fantaview lol in estonia its 00.00

    • @kenof3599
      @kenof3599 7 років тому

      Naajus Gaming You one hour in front of us :P

    • @jaaniuss3271
      @jaaniuss3271 7 років тому

      Keno F yup

  • @ivanbuilder6006
    @ivanbuilder6006 5 років тому +703

    На самом деле, мы все понимаем что это западный шпион, ведь у него в машине нет икон и руль без чехла......

    • @shieet
      @shieet 5 років тому +98

      А ещё нет наклейки "1941-1945, можем повторить"

    • @brontabronivich9046
      @brontabronivich9046 5 років тому +21

      Ну и конечно бубончиков на зеркале

    • @viacheslav1
      @viacheslav1 5 років тому +21

      А розочка на ручке где??

    • @brontabronivich9046
      @brontabronivich9046 5 років тому

      @@viacheslav1 В ниве особенно важна
      Ра ра ра задний ход

    • @МаксимСкрипник-д2э
      @МаксимСкрипник-д2э 5 років тому +5

      Аааааа... Но ведь ток славянин могёт высмеять свой народ или осуществить стереотип! Так-что подумай ка Ваня над своим заявлением.

  • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
    @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 5 місяців тому +2

    Holy crap this takes me back. I used to watch this when yous first released it

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart4595
    @wolfgangamadeusmozart4595 7 років тому +388

    That is a real music of the 21st century and that says it a one of the best composers in the world.

    • @iuliancristianilinca592
      @iuliancristianilinca592 7 років тому +6

      Boris music (ex: Slav King) > Despqcito 3 quadrilion times

    • @funtomnews7445
      @funtomnews7445 7 років тому +1

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart idi nahyi

    • @aaa4455
      @aaa4455 7 років тому +2

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart True words, Mozart. A real masterpiece on the level of my the 4 seasons

    • @descalled
      @descalled 7 років тому

      Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart eyy old buddy. Where've you been?

    • @masterwolf1645
      @masterwolf1645 7 років тому +2

      Lithuania gets all the bitches dead for centuries probably XD

  • @JesusChrist-xn7qt
    @JesusChrist-xn7qt 4 роки тому +2333

    I showed this to a tree
    now he is dimitree

  • @phenomenalghost9113
    @phenomenalghost9113 5 років тому +485

    Eminem: I'm God of rapping
    Boris: hold our VODKA!!

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 років тому +3

      Every single time i swear when i see rapping i see something else

    • @kenneth2519
      @kenneth2519 5 років тому +1

      And it scares me

    • @salmanantakia2122
      @salmanantakia2122 5 років тому +4

      *our vodka

    • @focke_wulf4133
      @focke_wulf4133 5 років тому +1

      someone who like memes damn you was just about to comment

    • @phenomenalghost9113
      @phenomenalghost9113 5 років тому +2

      @@salmanantakia2122 yes our VODKA!

  • @tristendodd9198
    @tristendodd9198 Місяць тому +2

    7 years and this still radiates energy