Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Recorded at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, VT - Комедії
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Dude, you're one of my favorite comedians in the world. You need your own news/current events show.
Your great brother I dunno how you keep coming up with material allways make me laugh thank you so much
Hi Friend 👋🏽
Yo what is your closing theme music, man I need to bump that for more than 8 seconds so bad!
Good job out there Josh, you’re always making the most thought provoking jokes about life and perspective.
"If I get shot in the head...I die. That's just how I was raised." 🤣🤣
Now that’s some relatable comedy right there
It’s the respectful thing to do.
That shit was so funny I actually had to pause the video.
His Grandma didn't raise no fool!!!!!!
Older folks….ahhh he was raised right, such a sweet boy 🥰😊
"I go to another plane where the mortal coil cannot follow" may be my favorite line ever uttered in a comedy set.
I agree.
Yes I was walking to my kitchen listening and had to just pause for a few seconds lolll
Sometimes a comedian can say something so poignant the only thing to say is "Bars". This young man is the peak of observational comedy and he has Richard Pryor/George Carlin level potential if he keeps going strong. I expect great things from Josh in his comedy future. He has that old soul feel to him.
I was practically screaming MORTAL COIL?! 🤣
This is a man who reads. His vocabulary shows it. "Mortal coil" 🤓 he's a funny nerd and I love it 😂
🇧🇷 Brazilian here. It was a stray bullet shot so far away it hit him with less force.
We take New Year's Eve and Carnival parties too seriously, ain't no bullet going to stop my guy from having a little fun.
Duuuude. This is a true story??? Omg.
Respect.
Gun violence is raging here in Albuquerque. The government needs to house the homeless and provide medical care. Violence will decrease immediately. And background checks and mental health support. I'm far left but not against gun rights
@@mattjohn4731 Bro, basically only Americans can understand how you guys have to live with guns. In our countries, 9/10 shootings are organised crime or the police. We never think about weapons in our daily lives. I mean, I own rifles & people can have firearms, but it's just like one of the hundreds of hobbies people have.
I've seen Brazilians happily boasting about how they sustained pretty bad damage, got on the hospital wagon, and back out and dance. I believe you.
😂😂😂
Can't believe how much good material perfectly delivered this dude comes out with on a consistent basis. It's wild.
He just gets out there and experiences life in some pretty funny places I bet. It so reminds me of all sorts of weird shlt I've seen. Like once in a park in the Oakland hills (this was in the 80's when stoners just hung out in parks), I saw a guy who was definitely on that same drug.
It started out with him trying chop down a 100 year old redwood tree with his foot and then his fists, and then when that didn't work, he charged the tree from about 12 feet away and head butted it.
Then he got into a fight with my friends brother, witch as indestructible as he seemed, was still a big mistake..
Later after he was essentially embarrassed out of the park, the police found him hiding in the bushes on the other side of the freeway for some reason, and the paramedics put him in a straight-jacket, and strapped him down tight to a gurney, and as the paramedics wheeled him by us, he lifted his head up, and with a massive and honestly very friendly at that point (guess he was enjoying the ride) and massive grin, he yells out,, _"Hey! It was really fun partying with you people! Let's do it again, okay?"_
And that's the short version. lols
Facts!!!
Because he's actually funny and can write actual punchlines instead of complaining about bullshit cancel culture.
I totally agree. We all have these experiences but Josh can always see the humor and has amazing delivery. He makes it look so easy but you know he is a crazy smart dude making all laugh at his view point.
I just love his entertainment.
It's scary
"Y'all should just kiss" 😂😂😂
Next time I see a couple of guys trying to do the macho BS getting in each others faces... I'm going to hear Josh's voice saying this! 😂
He said "I'm not even helpful." 🤣🤣🤣 Nooo.!!! 😂😂😂
Took me right on out!! 😂😂😂
"I wanna be a fun guy, but I'm not" I've never felt more seen
If I get shot in tne head I die... Maybe that's just how I was raised 😂😂😂😂😂😂 took me tf out
Right - I laughed so hard I cried
Spat out my drink. What am I even drinking while watching this. I should know better.
Sameeeee 😂😂😂
I should stop eating when i start a Josh johnson video because every time I end up spitting out my food w laughter! Josh you are better and better!
I was lucky enough to see him live last week, and had to physically cover my mouth several times so as not to spit my drink out on the people in front of me.
@@jc3mAah, lucky you. I'm so jealous - in a good way! I'm seriously hoping that he comes to our Melbourne International Comedy Festival here in Australia. I'd love to see him live.
Thrilled you had a great time.
Yeah. Dr pepper just went out my nose. Ouch
@@jc3mI saw him recently too, the next day my sides were sore and then I realized that I might have been laughing a bit too hard.
@@quietnerdything oh my gosh yes! My face started to hurt about halfway through. The openers were also great.
"Pebbles for everyone!" my new party catch phrase
And then U say: imma leave now 👀😂😂😂
This set was a killer! So many great lines, so many multilevel jokes, great body language too... Josh gets better every week! I'm amazed how he is able to make so much good and fresh material constantly!
Yea this was his best set I've seen in a while.
YO!!! He killed it! That whole bit about the drugged-out guy at Bass Pro shop nearly wiped me out! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw Josh live at a show recently, and he truly is even more spectacular in person. He possesses such an easy and comfortable command of a room and his delivery of jokes is perfect. So good to see him getting more recognition!
10:50 LMAO I wasnt expecting him to reference the fucking Family Guy death pose meme
I've followed you since your story about cat fishing the KKK, and I cannot wait for the chance to see you live, the jokes only get better
That was an amazing bit!
"Got fired from a gang!" Too! 😅😂
“Are those Klan ribs!?!?!”
Same!😁
That was how I discovered Josh too. One of the best comedy anecdotes I've ever heard. He's a funny and very clever young man. 😂
Love when josh goes full looney tunes character mode with physical comedy bits
It is quite the accomplishment to make a s**cide joke that is so respectful. You don’t belittle mental illness, and you are quite empathetic. The punchline refutes such ideations while acknowledging and validating the person’s emotions, and it draws attention to the way that anxiety disorders can affect a person. All while remaining hilarious. You are a wonderful comic. Thank you.
noooooo~ no jail for meeee~
"maybe that's just how i was raised"
Such an underrated line😂😂
Man, this story reminded me of Phineas Gage. This man got a metal rod THROUGH his head and survived for 12 more years
He was a very different personality afterwards though.
@@Banquet42I've heard that it caused him to be a lot more impulsive and irritable, just like a teenager! It went through the part of his brain that develops during adolescence (can't recall offhand if it's the frontal lobe or something else), and he basically became a case study for how the brain develops during adolescence.
@Banquet42 He was suffering immensely. That changes anyone's personality. It's now thought he was young enough to recover fairly well, especially since he went on to do some complex jobs in the following years.
Y'all hear about that rooster in the early 1900's that got beheaded and survived? The head was completely gone but the brain stem wasn't severed, so this poor chicken was just walking around like that. The owners said he would try to crow and perch. They took him on a tour around the country for like a year until he finally died.
@@InAHollowTree I heard about that, they had to feed it with liquids using a peppet/dropper I think?
As a born and raised brazilian, I can say, he ain't lying, we are some resilient people! And the shot in the head partying for days, ain't news if you grew up in Rio de Janeiro like myself hehe ❤❤ thanks for being an awesome comedian!!!
My God, this man has ACTUALLY managed to get better! I didn’t think it was possible!!! He was already SO good!
3:50 someone in the crowd was a bit excited🤣😭 wasnt ready fkr tbat noise
Someone's toe got stepped on?😅
@@jonnyhall2887 didn't know toes grew there🤣😭
“Here, you would punch *us* if you punched me right now.” 🤣
Watching from the UK at 1am. Yep- we like josh that much ❤🎉😂
"you would punch _US_ if you punch me right now"
Bass pro shop guy sounds like greased up deaf guy from family guy lol
😂😂 "Don't judge me, I'm just doing my thing" 😂😂
Exactly who I was thinking of 😂
Bruh is literally the "they dont know Im anxious" guy in the corner meme lmfao
Mad material and delivery, every single fucking time.
This man has such amazing delivery!! Hilarious in everything I’ve seen of him
“Pebbles for everybody” had me rolling
Josh, I've been watching you for a little while now and it's heartwarming to see how much you've come out of your shell since your earlier days while maintaining some of your original deadpan storytelling (it was the thing which originally charmed me into subscribing, but you being more lively is equally as enjoyable.)
Glad your audience has grown so much and I hope to see you going global over the coming years.
Sincerely,
An Australian fan
There hasnt been a new comedian i liked for many years but i love this guy
Josh killin' it again man this guy is so funny best comic in the world right now. Every week he's got a completely new take on something. I think there has never been a comic who can do what Josh does every day. Other comics had funny stuff they worked up and ran with but Josh has a new set every day it seems like and it's topical to the hour and minute. FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.
Im sorry but this man should be at a Kevin Harts level of fame he NEVER misses, gotta go see his shows live at least ONCE in my life❤❤👏🏾👏🏾
also sounds like someone shot in the air, and what goes up must come down. happens every year.
New Years as well. That's why I hate when people shoot guns on new years... yes, I'm talking about the US south, and no, not just in the country
@@bananascoaster1243 my comment ment the US too, but clarifactoin is always welcome.
@josh Johnson i loved your subtle Shakespeare reference! Hamlet was my favorite! And the soliloquy from which that mortal coil was spawn from meant so much to me as a teenager that I took it upon myself to memorize it in its entirety.. having said that, I just came across your stand up very recently and I can't get enough of it! I'm telling people at work about you and trying to spread your work. You seem like a well put together individual that just wants to live and let live. I can dig it. God bless!
That not moving at parties thing just made me realise I have a superpower! 😂😂
Such an peculiar story. With a person being shot and not knowing that they were. Josh Johnson unfolded this enigma in such a playful way. Keeping the retelling of what could have been a tragic tale positive. Captivating us all who viewed this video on the edge of our seats interested in hearing the strange tale till the end.
The pro bass shop story was my favorite. It's freaking hilarious! This is my second time hearing about the man who swam naked in the pro bass store.Josh Johnson throwing so much detail in takes the story to a whole new level . One can see that he does his due diligence before putting together a set. Well done with all the research. It truly paid off. Making this a spectacular performance viewers can really enjoy 🎉
what a beautiful soul. I see it in your eyes. Much love my friend.
I recently discovered this guy through The Daily show. This is some top level, really great storytelling comedy here. This guy is awesome and I hope his star just gets brighter and brighter and brighter. He’s lovely.
Yeah, he's definitely my favorite comedian
LOL I didn’t see when he kicked the cop, but I did see when he flipped over and said “Geeet away frummah a**hole!”😂☠️ Immediately pissed off the cop and got slammed back on his face.
Pebbles for everybody!!!🎉
I love the hypothetical scenarios trying to rationalize, but also find the best out of a shit situation.
this is definitely 1of my favorite comics
The flailing arm had me near tears!
Great set as always. I love that you take hard truths and wrap them in comedy (anxious people make a lot of good points, "maybe you're doing your best!" 😂). And I love your take on current events. I missed the naked man in the bass tank story AND the bullet for 4 days story, and I'm sure your telling of it was 10x more entertaining than if I had seen them myself.
Laughter is the best medicine thank you Josh!!!
Thank you Josh, your comedy got me through a very rough few days. I really hope there comes a time when comedians stop saying they aren't helpful. Comedy can literally save lives. I speak from experience.
Honestly, this is the correct way to come together on the internet. This man is such a great artist that he brings people together. Most excellent. (Edit: IMO)
they’re all great, but this is one of my favorite sets of yours in a while!
"It's hard to be there for someone with anxiety.... cuz they're right"
Another great set. The ability to have so many consistent great sets is impressive.
I was at this show! I drove an hour to see this show & then after had a chance to meet him. What a nice man. And then i drove an hour home & continued laughing out loud alone in my car remembering his set. The comedy that keep on giving!
Keep the comedy coming, Man! 😂
Blessings from Jamaica 🇯🇲
"That's just how I was raised"😅😂😂😂
Josh Johnson needs to do a hair tutorial. Hair is looking nice and shiny with no split ends. I need to know the products & the process. Great hairdresser xo
you always deliver but this one was smooooooth as butter!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Why does he not have a special yet? Dude is the funniest comedian out there right now
I got to see you in Helena Montana and you were amazing! Also you are very brave for coming out when it was literally so absolutely freezing cold out! I absolutely love your material and it's always so fresh and fun, keep up the awesome work!
Hey, I´m Brazillian, I've been following your work for a long time now. I think you are really great! And it is really nice to be appreciated! I really hope you come visit us one day!
"Pebbles for everybody! 😃"
I fell out of my chair at work.
15:20 best of the year. They have to see you now.
Word up.
Dude, what an incredible talent! Timing, delivery, everything.
Thanks for the tip. As someone with very late discovered autism I had no idea watching ppl had fun was not allowed or weird or move my head to music. I am just observing and figuring humans out innocently. 😮
7:15 crazy good.
Discovered this guy by mistake, now I'm hooked. Raw talent, bro can crack you up without even trying
Bro you killed it😂😂😂Lmao 3:40 in the morning and my good sir thank you for bringing the laughs
This is some of your best work! I was howling 😂😂😂
Never heard of Josh until today and now I'm binging him. Funniest new (to me) comedian I've seen in a long time....a really long time.
"I think they've just been drying him off this whole time" had me dead 🤣🤣
Love the storytelling format. I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in a very long time. Thank you for brightening my day.😊
Another UK fan here. I also spotted you on TDS. That was a good moment! Feels like you're ascending to your comedy throne. Hope you're planning on slipping a weird, random JJ action figure in amongst your merch range, just to keep people on their toes.🤔
This man is hilarious 😂😂😂 one of the main people that consistently has me audibly laughing
Awesome storyteller! 😅😂 love this dude ❤️
such a great story teller .... one my favourite new comedians for sure!!!!
Big fan, I get excited when you drop
😂This guy is genuinely funny on multiple levels! I think he's the next big star.
Just found this channel watched the diddy vid and now this, haven't laughter so hard for weeks. You got my sub.
I now rely on this guy for my news. Way more reliable than any main news network
Man, I watched your stuff regularly but have never laughed as hard as this one. well done!
That was 🔥 Josh!!!💚💚💚
Too many to count, amazing set!!🤣🤣🤣
"These fish were all compromised..." 😂😂😂
I'm not lying i laughed the ENTIRE time 😂😂😂 thank you Josh!!!
This is the hardest I've laughed at one of your sets😂😂😂 Everything was shot on. Love your work, Josh!
I just cannot get enough of Josh! He’s amazing!
Had to pull over listening to this one, can’t see with tears in my eyes 😂
"You're gonna punch Us" killed me 😂
"The head is where they keep all the brains."
Evil alien: I'm writing that down
“Pebbles for everybody”! 😂😂
Josh you had me choking on my water!!! Your sets are always funny, but tonight you had me wheezing😂😂😂😂
When he said "he fell family guy style", I just knew what he meant 😂😂
Dude that part about getting defensive over TV dinners made me laugh so hard people in the office started staring that shit was hilarious
Watched #hashtag last night you fucking killed it dude especially given the circumstances. The inspiring message and watching you soak it all in at the end made me cry 😅
"pebbles for everybody" 😂😂😂
bro you are hilarious you need a Netflix special !!!!