What Roman Parties Were Really Like

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  • @mr.personhumanson6871
    @mr.personhumanson6871 4 роки тому +2777

    _The party don't stop until everyone is pregnant_
    - Caligula, probably

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому +162

      ...and/or dead and sodomized. All three at once, preferably.

    • @ravensbrood3544
      @ravensbrood3544 4 роки тому +42

      Mr person humanson...or at very least inseminated if not pregnant..

    • @chopin65
      @chopin65 4 роки тому +44

      Little little bastard boots running all over Rome. 😁

    • @bobthebobman7457
      @bobthebobman7457 4 роки тому +11

      What about the dudes

    • @ravensbrood3544
      @ravensbrood3544 4 роки тому +16

      @@bobthebobman7457 The dudes fake it..

  • @ziggy8253
    @ziggy8253 4 роки тому +1907

    *The party has been canceled due to the justinianvirus*

    • @CDNShuffle
      @CDNShuffle 4 роки тому +21

      plague of justinian en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plague_of_Justinian

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @ramisamman5674
      @ramisamman5674 4 роки тому +7

      @@CDNShuffle you are an example for a party pooper

    • @CDNShuffle
      @CDNShuffle 4 роки тому

      @@ramisamman5674 im happy u feel that way

    • @ramisamman5674
      @ramisamman5674 4 роки тому +1

      @@CDNShuffle ain't a feeling rather an observation

  • @bellamaster6876
    @bellamaster6876 4 роки тому +190

    “Rome’s horny little problem” I’ve never seen, nor heard a more accurate description of Caligula

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +754

    Caesar doesn't like the Roman parties when he's the only one who doesn't have a knife on the table

    • @kronosomni2805
      @kronosomni2805 4 роки тому +26

      Et tu Brute?

    • @nargarex2390
      @nargarex2390 4 роки тому +17

      *Moments taken right before the disaster*

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 4 роки тому +3

      *These, ladies and gentlemen, was a moment recorded right before the assasina- ahem, the mistake of Caesar.*

    • @Paradisio84
      @Paradisio84 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @davidanitamoody9875
      @davidanitamoody9875 4 роки тому +2

      But he wound up "Stuck" with the situation, anyway...

  • @asdmmm6472
    @asdmmm6472 4 роки тому +94

    Party so hard a volcano erupted
    That's what I call lit.

  • @MindfulAttraction
    @MindfulAttraction 3 роки тому +74

    Damn they really are dolphins?!? No one's safe

    • @BlakeGibbons
      @BlakeGibbons 2 роки тому +4

      Fr cant trust a dolphin-man hybrid..

  • @ivareskesner2019
    @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому +114

    They partied so hard, overpartying was the second biggest cause of death among the nobility... right after a sudden and terminal case of knives in the back.
    If you wanted to overdo some form of gluttony and excess then you could do no better than imitate Roman behaviour. They were savage...in both the conventional and modern sense.

    • @TheSonWhoCums6669
      @TheSonWhoCums6669 4 роки тому +4

      True!

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому

      @Catch_Me_If_You_Can No, but the many documentaries (and some books) are credible enough.

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому +3

      @Catch_Me_If_You_Can This is the part where you present an argument that details why what I said was wrong.
      Nobility have been dying mostly due to either murder or the various diseases caused by their excesses since time immemorial. I'm not sure how anyone can not know this.

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому +3

      @Catch_Me_If_You_Can Jesus Christ, I thought I was having a serious discussion with a serious person.
      Пацан, иди ка ты кому то другому на ногу пописай.

    • @paulfairchild3461
      @paulfairchild3461 4 роки тому

      Ivares Kesner .

  • @ineedmorecarrots6063
    @ineedmorecarrots6063 4 роки тому +72

    "Party hard, stay drunk, stay high, stay crucified"
    -pontius pilate

  • @thedandywarhol5729
    @thedandywarhol5729 4 роки тому +8

    Frat house party: man,this party is off the hook!!!!!
    Ancient rome: hold my toga..

  • @WillyMacShow
    @WillyMacShow 4 роки тому +30

    There was no tv. Sex was the only thing you could do. Plus that intervention show wasn’t around yet. NO CONSEQUENCES!!!

    • @EvanandDevan
      @EvanandDevan 4 роки тому +6

      ShadowAngel what a stupid comment 😆

    • @austy_whasty7941
      @austy_whasty7941 4 роки тому

      ShadowAngel Hahahah that shit went off the rails.

    • @chrisa7134
      @chrisa7134 4 роки тому

      @ShadowAngel They were more into crucifixions and gladiator fights. Oh, and stonings. But hey they gave us running water and streets and shit

    • @mohammadfj9342
      @mohammadfj9342 4 роки тому

      Everyone in those paintings are death now and we will too. Only then, each soul will know what he has put forth in this short stay. Ask any aged person, they will tell u how fast time flies. 'Every soul will taste death, and you will only be given your compensation on the Day of Resurrection. So he who is drawn away from the Fire and admitted to Paradise has attained. And what is the life of this world except the enjoyment of delusion.'

  • @ls6-ss413
    @ls6-ss413 4 роки тому +8

    7:57 look at Chucky getting some haha😆

  • @dmacmillion
    @dmacmillion 4 роки тому +15

    Thank you UA-cam for protecting me from the sight of a 5 or 6 nipples.

  • @briansaunders5361
    @briansaunders5361 4 роки тому +4

    After watching this it makes sense that St. Paul wrote to the Church in Rome the difference between food for the stomach and food for the soul.

  • @Alexromero
    @Alexromero 4 роки тому +11

    We haven’t change much , the same parties are still happening. depending of socials status and money. We haven’t evolved from our animalistic impulses.
    Love the videos. Can you please do a video about masquerades , thanks

  • @spaceman081447
    @spaceman081447 4 роки тому +5

    I would love to try that menu - all those different kinds of meats!

  • @gkiferonhs
    @gkiferonhs 4 роки тому +4

    I'd like a learned discussion of how The Church was the multinational production/entertainment/communication/tourism corporation of it's day. How The Church was big business and run that way. How towns would "enhance" their relationship to certain saints to get a piece of the pilgrim industry.

  • @GIG312
    @GIG312 4 роки тому +2

    Great video, emphasis on 'status', which was everything in ancient Rome. Cheers!🥂

  • @babysnowowl
    @babysnowowl 4 роки тому +2

    Maybe a video on Catherine the Great? Just watched the HBO series and it was amazing! I didn't know all of that drama about her reign.

  • @RexoryByzaboo
    @RexoryByzaboo 4 роки тому +2

    I can't count how many times I closed my eyes when watching this video.

  • @brejeahgarner3101
    @brejeahgarner3101 2 роки тому

    Who else found This chanel through school? Best class days was when we watched weird history videos

  • @Meaganttv
    @Meaganttv 4 роки тому +8

    I feel like most of this is applicable today and the video missed out on opportunities to give more details

  • @VeggieSwiftie
    @VeggieSwiftie 4 роки тому +4

    Please do a video about Scotland in the 1700s!! and yes I am asking because Outlander

  • @Anosteoblast
    @Anosteoblast 4 роки тому +11

    I can already hear the parties

  • @AlejandroRodriguez-se4ue
    @AlejandroRodriguez-se4ue 4 роки тому +4

    You should make a video about the weirdest food recipes ever made. For instance, the Imperial stuffed egg. Here's a description:
    On March 11, 1526, the marriage of Carlos I of Spain with Isabel of Portugal took place in Seville. For that wedding, the main culinary attraction was the Imperial stuffed egg, done like this. Take a small almond and put it inside an olive that has previously been pitted. Then it gets into a hard-boiled egg (that's where the name comes from), which is inserted into the back of a thrush, which is braised in the belly of a partridge, and then it gets into a chicken, and then to complete the avian process on a turkey. Then the aforementioned animal is taken and put inside a lamb, which gets into a pig and finally ends up in an ox. All this is sewn so that the ingredients do not fall and the exterior is seasoned with a large amount of herbs and sauces giving it the appearance of being a single piece.

  • @hognelarsenrhme1703
    @hognelarsenrhme1703 4 роки тому +11

    When in Rome: Bang Caligula

  • @LilUglyDude000
    @LilUglyDude000 4 роки тому +3

    You should do a video on what life was really like for a Mountain man or Trapper back in the day.

  • @kevmoving8709
    @kevmoving8709 4 роки тому +6

    Can you do more about American history. (Civil war, revolutionary war, progressive era, etc)?

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 3 роки тому +1

    I remember reading in university that a Roman senator spent over 600,000 sesterces on his banquets and died penniless. That’s a massive amount of money then

  • @Renin_Viper
    @Renin_Viper 4 роки тому +1

    After watching till the end and you are still not subscribed .. Then you are not worthy of the sacred knowledge that this channel provides.

  • @deloreswilson1798
    @deloreswilson1798 2 роки тому

    There will always be " idiots".One can only try not to be numbered amongst them.One need not think they're better,just "know" better.Humility is a sign of true character and wisdom.🤔

  • @aileenhovorka9207
    @aileenhovorka9207 3 роки тому

    Man, I love this channel! Don't ever stop! Also, don't think think I am mean. If I could afford to be a Patreon, I would be in a blink! However, cat and dog food or.....ja know!

  • @seanc.2611
    @seanc.2611 4 роки тому +1

    Love this channel! Do A Day In The Life Of A WWII Soldier! The one you did on WWI was super interesting

  • @franklinshepardinc
    @franklinshepardinc 2 роки тому

    Wine was much more syrupy back then; it was essentially a wine concentrate, hence the watered-down wine

  • @beachygal6443
    @beachygal6443 4 роки тому +1

    Loved the video!! Do more medieval videos!💕

  • @tanvinazneen5655
    @tanvinazneen5655 3 роки тому

    I am in love with such videos

  • @Mr.Death101
    @Mr.Death101 4 роки тому +1

    The best party we can imagine couldn't even come close down much we should be doing this these days

  • @lostinthewoods2010
    @lostinthewoods2010 4 роки тому +1

    He looks so pleased with himself in the thumbnail

  • @jarretthellums9545
    @jarretthellums9545 3 роки тому

    Something that would have made the beginning funnier is if he had the scene from animal house, where John belusi said” Toga Toga Toga”

  • @m.f.richardson1602
    @m.f.richardson1602 3 роки тому

    Thank you.

  • @Mahihiw
    @Mahihiw 4 роки тому +5

    That's a mouthful of protein list you just mentioned

    • @ivareskesner2019
      @ivareskesner2019 4 роки тому

      What do you mean?

    • @bkjeong4302
      @bkjeong4302 4 роки тому

      And the crazy thing was that he didn’t even mention the most extreme examples, like rice sprinkled with literal gold, ostrich brains, or eels fattened on slave meat.

    • @michaelgaynor6866
      @michaelgaynor6866 4 роки тому

      @@ivareskesner2019 ,oral sex!

  • @mariavictoriasalita2908
    @mariavictoriasalita2908 4 роки тому +4

    This must be the scenario in Sodom and Gommorrah no wonder they were destroyed by God with fire and brimstone and nothing was left in those cities. Many humans never learn as these iniquities are getting worse from time to time. They still cling to wickedness until they meet their perdition sooner or later.

  • @brahamdavalos
    @brahamdavalos 4 роки тому +1

    Make videos on the 1900s! ❤️

  • @BookOfFaustus
    @BookOfFaustus 4 роки тому +1

    The Romans had to dilute their wine just to drink it. According to Pliny, some wines were so highly alcoholic that they could catch fire.

    • @austy_whasty7941
      @austy_whasty7941 4 роки тому +1

      John Dee Is Me yes,they mixed them but more to the tune of culture and taste. the Gauls didn’t dilute their wine. Which the romans saw a barbaric. I have no doubts that there might’ve been some incredibly strong wine out there but they were also varying levels of wine more commonly. The history of wine in the Roman and ancient empires is very interesting I am by no means an expert I’m just a damn drunk who likes history and wine

  • @FranciscoMartinez-uz9mb
    @FranciscoMartinez-uz9mb 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine all the sexual transmitted disease that could of also been Rome’s downfall 🤔

  • @albebelt3013
    @albebelt3013 3 роки тому

    One of the dinners organized by a wealthy Roman is described in great detail in the Satyricon of the Arbitro (author of the time). We cannot approach the world of Ancient Rome with today's mentality or today's culinary tastes. Many behaviors are similar to those of today's Italians, but many aspects are different. They ate types of meat or fish that we are not used to eating, they did not use chairs but ate lying down. They put garum a little everywhere: garum was a fish-based sauce they loved, perhaps similar to Worcester Sauce. Some dishes were presented in a lavish way and in the shapes of animals. The wine was very strong and was diluted with water ...many parties were based on food rather than on sex because in Rome there were the lupanari. Lupa in Italian means wolf, because the prostitutes emitted a kind of howl to call customers. It was common for a Roman to frequent the brothel. Caligola was a mean and psyco Emperor, in fact he was killed...

  • @Em-id4xn
    @Em-id4xn 4 роки тому +9

    What were viking parties like 🤔

    • @Nikki7664
      @Nikki7664 4 роки тому

      Violence,human sacrifice, drinking more violence

    • @rosebud4387
      @rosebud4387 4 роки тому

      @@Nikki7664 Throwing the bones on the floor throwing up the alcohol etc etc.

  • @c.johnson1691
    @c.johnson1691 3 роки тому

    In fact, the word "vinum" means wine mixed with water. The word for straight wine, no dilution, is "merum."

  • @noahwoodland1592
    @noahwoodland1592 3 роки тому +6

    6:50 I appreciate the attempt at humor, but why throw crap like girls gone wild in here when you're censoring real art? ouch.

  • @Jobe-13
    @Jobe-13 4 роки тому +3

    So they were basically like modern parties. Except without stereos, electric lights, DJs, etc. It’s pretty interesting how some aspects of the human experience have never changed.

  • @jfalconredskins
    @jfalconredskins 3 роки тому

    You guys should do the story of the
    Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571 in the Andes.

  • @stevedeleon8775
    @stevedeleon8775 2 роки тому +1

    Tell me Lord Nero..Do you prefer Sayders or Nymphs?..Why I prefer them both!..And you need both to stay healthy..

  • @scorpiongaming8662
    @scorpiongaming8662 3 роки тому

    Do the next one on the ancient greeks and their gods

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 4 роки тому

    9:42 goddammit it, Jerry, can we have a fucking dinner where you don't bring your fucking ukulele?

  • @eliasstenman3710
    @eliasstenman3710 4 роки тому +3

    I thought this was gonna be about political parties

  • @lindaeasley4336
    @lindaeasley4336 4 роки тому +7

    Purging was a thing .They loved to engage in gluttony

    • @austy_whasty7941
      @austy_whasty7941 4 роки тому

      Linda Easley yes at times but the empire was 1000 years old. That’s kinda boxing in a time period of the empire. And if somebody comments about the vomitorium That’s just a word for the opening of a large building

  • @cxoleen
    @cxoleen 4 роки тому +3

    first!!

    • @Anosteoblast
      @Anosteoblast 4 роки тому

      XyriaWolf Plays you werent first sorry

    • @cxoleen
      @cxoleen 4 роки тому

      Chen oh sorry!!! coz my phone said 0 commnets sorry for the mistake😁

  • @bellamaster6876
    @bellamaster6876 4 роки тому +2

    I’d like to see the history of bread

  • @fornax4676
    @fornax4676 3 роки тому

    Nero had a 120ft statue of himself? Nice

  • @andresweinman9995
    @andresweinman9995 4 роки тому +2

    They had in the parties channels called "vomitorium" when they ate too much the guests vomit and eat again .

  • @sigaries4062
    @sigaries4062 4 роки тому +1305

    Ain't no party like a Roman house party cause a Roman house party dont stop...

  • @courtney1496
    @courtney1496 4 роки тому +888

    Fun fact: Romans used the Silphium flower as birth control back in the day, singlehandedly making it extinct ever since.

    • @kadnan6111
      @kadnan6111 4 роки тому +10

      C J false

    • @Mr._X84
      @Mr._X84 4 роки тому +16

      What’s fun about that “fact “ 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @annenyman678
      @annenyman678 4 роки тому +42

      C J I have a silphium in my garden.

    • @derekcollins1972
      @derekcollins1972 4 роки тому +106

      I've ate that flower once and never got pregnant since.

    • @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw
      @AlejandroSanchez-pl6jw 4 роки тому +37

      Derek collins because you’re a guy

  • @iiAngelic
    @iiAngelic 4 роки тому +767

    I can't imagine the amount of STD's people got from those parties

    • @J3diMindTrix
      @J3diMindTrix 4 роки тому +85

      Jace Rivera correct. In fact it was also the containers wine came in that were lined with lead. Lead poisoning is most probably the reason so many emperors were so, well obviously insane. Roman emperors are infamous for their eccentricity but it might have actually all been due to lead poisoning; this needs to be known more by everyone who is interested in the topic!
      The little ironic twist here is that the lower in class and wealth you were, the less likely you were to drink from these lead-poisoned containers (and the opposite was true, the richer and fancier the more wine you drank and so the more poisoned you were) so it was actually better for your health overall; a commoner or even a slave might have been healthier than the emperor at the time. Also beer as mentioned was mostly a poor person’s drink but it was obviously far better for your health.

    • @J3diMindTrix
      @J3diMindTrix 4 роки тому +29

      Jace Rivera it’s amazing to see really how little was known, even among the elites, which throughout history until very recently had a massively disproportionate amount of power and therefore access to the best and most knowledgeable doctors, advisors etc, engage in things which most people would consider unimaginably self-defeating, unhealthy, and stemming from just plain ignorance, that is common knowledge today but widely practised not too long ago. In fact it was the inverse of what one would expect, with the upper classes having the more unsavoury and debilitating habits, largely due to their debauchery and access to far-flung reaches. Syphilis was rampant in the Renaissance after it was brought back from the new world, but again, largely affected the elites as they would be more likely to commingle with those who had travelled far and wide. Incestuous relationships were common among royalty, which we now know is the cause of birth defects and genetic abnormalities such as the Hapsburg lip, for instance but even after thousands of years (the Egyptians were known for it) it never occurred to anyone to stop, despite the obvious lewd and foul implications. Make-up, from Ancient Egyptian kohl, right up until the 18th century, was also lead-based. And as someone who visibly wore a lot of it, as in all her portraits, that doesn’t greatly surprise me that she did!
      So we had these insane, brain-damaged and poisoned people who often died before the age of 30 making decisions for the rest of society for most of history? Incredible, but true

    • @J.Clig10
      @J.Clig10 4 роки тому +14

      I wonder who their descendants are today 🤔

    • @celladora31
      @celladora31 4 роки тому +14

      @Jace Rivera syphilis wasn't identified until the 15th century. It's unknown where and how it originated though.

    • @knightshade6232
      @knightshade6232 4 роки тому +9

      yess siphilis is way older sexual desease than previously thought

  • @baemaejor8857
    @baemaejor8857 4 роки тому +1104

    I can't believe you actually censored paintings lol

    • @Galadrian70
      @Galadrian70 4 роки тому +112

      pretty pathetic. 😔

    • @unknownmke
      @unknownmke 4 роки тому +84

      I know... It's art. I don't get it. It's like censoring indigenous nudity.

    • @thecommentor8384
      @thecommentor8384 4 роки тому +123

      They don’t wanna miss out on that advertising money.

    • @racineurr.8924
      @racineurr.8924 4 роки тому +12

      @@Galadrian70 Pretty pretty pathetic

    • @FatBlockOfHash
      @FatBlockOfHash 4 роки тому +39

      Gotta keep that ad rev 👌😂😂

  • @dreaminez472
    @dreaminez472 3 роки тому +135

    Julius Ceasar: Conqueror of Gaul
    Marcus Aurelius: The Philosopher King
    Caligula: Rome's horny little problem

  • @kateguarna70
    @kateguarna70 4 роки тому +202

    They watered down the wine also because at the time wine was really strong, it had much more alcool percentage than now so a glass of straight wine back then was enough to get you drunk. The water made it possible to enjoy more than one glass.

    • @living4adrenaline
      @living4adrenaline 3 роки тому +4

      Why would it have more alcohol. That doesn't make any sense same distillation process

    • @jessebullard5559
      @jessebullard5559 3 роки тому +7

      @@living4adrenaline it's.. concentrated..

    • @bhartley868
      @bhartley868 2 роки тому +15

      Water was poison unless boiled. Adding water to wine killed the poisons in contaminated water making both drinkable. Somehow they survived.

    • @genarocuellar777
      @genarocuellar777 2 роки тому

      I always have water nearby when drinking. Maybe it was easier to water it down since it wasn't installed in their kitchen sinks at the time? I only know one thing for certain... nobody on this comment section will ever experience such grand parties!

    • @mitch9651
      @mitch9651 Місяць тому

      ​@@living4adrenalineEven if the wine is made the same way, the alcohol content can vary depending on the ripeness of the grapes, the fermentation duration, the climate conditions, the grape variety, and the winemaking choices. The Romans drank a wine that, in some ways, can be considered similar to Amarone della Valpolicella, especially due to the use of grape drying techniques and the sweetness and body of the wines. However, there are also significant differences in production techniques and the final taste.
      After the harvest, the grapes are laid out on mats in well-ventilated rooms for a process called *appassimento*. During this period, which lasts about 3-4 months, the grapes lose about 30-40% of their weight due to water evaporation, thus concentrating the sugars and aromas. It is a wine with a high alcohol content, which can reach up to 15-16%. This is due to the *appassimento* process, which concentrates the sugars in the grapes, and the long fermentation, which allows a large portion of these sugars to convert into alcohol.

  • @wheelman1324
    @wheelman1324 3 роки тому +46

    “And then there was Nero.”
    That had me laughing much more than I should have.

  • @rollerbal123
    @rollerbal123 4 роки тому +402

    In the Weird History from the future: How was to live during Coronavirus.

    • @unknownmke
      @unknownmke 4 роки тому +5

      Weird history: a farce. Liberal media made mayhem over a flu.

    • @jounazi8125
      @jounazi8125 4 роки тому +9

      @@unknownmke Yeah. Normal flu destroys 20-30% of your lungs for good.

    • @toddgarver5397
      @toddgarver5397 4 роки тому +1

      @@jounazi8125 dont cigarettes do that? Yet people still smoke. 6 months ago people were eating each others buttholes, now everything closes cause of the flu

    • @jounazi8125
      @jounazi8125 4 роки тому +9

      @@toddgarver5397 just becouse you live, doesnt mean others will. Go to italy to say that "its just flu" to those who has lost someone becouse of it. Not everything revolves around you

    • @inquisitorsteele8397
      @inquisitorsteele8397 4 роки тому +8

      @@jounazi8125 Just wait until he caught it himself. I knew a guy who act like these peoples. He used to make fun of peoples and government make fuss of it. Now he caught it himself. God I almost feel bad for him when I look at pathetic sight right now. Almost.

  • @HylianARMY
    @HylianARMY 3 роки тому +273

    Cant believe UA-cam has come to a point where one needs to censor ART...

    • @larryslemp9698
      @larryslemp9698 3 роки тому +4

      Positively sickening it is!!

    • @markowakeup
      @markowakeup 3 роки тому +10

      Yes its a shame however anything today can be considered « ART ». its like imagine no censoring on rap videos of naked women twerking etc. I think the best thing to do is just to suggest viewer’s discretion etc

    • @markowakeup
      @markowakeup 3 роки тому +4

      @MCcookiebreath no, its not shaking their butts. Its shaking their butts "naked", as I mentioned in case you missed it. For example, 50 cent's disco inferno video. Rap is the #1 most viewed/listened genre of music and its quite hard to display rap's form of art on a platform that identify itself as "family friendly". UA-cam must apply censorship on nudity on all art forms. And yes, women shaking their butts in this context is depraved. Depraved may be defined as morally perverse. Depicting women twerking their butts on a family friendly platform is by consequence depraved, yes you are correct MCcookiebreath

  • @callie3728
    @callie3728 3 роки тому +64

    The world: so, what kind of party do you want?
    The Romans: Yes.

  • @misabelrodriguez1163
    @misabelrodriguez1163 4 роки тому +378

    I'd like the channel to do a video about the life of the Ancient Persians.

    • @diabloakland
      @diabloakland 4 роки тому +15

      Misabel Rodriguez omg i just said the same! And Zoroastrianism (Persian religion old af)

    • @austy_whasty7941
      @austy_whasty7941 4 роки тому +10

      I think it the oldest monotheistic religion around to date

    • @celticlass8573
      @celticlass8573 4 роки тому +5

      @@diabloakland Yes! The Towers of Silence are fascinating.

    • @diabloakland
      @diabloakland 4 роки тому +10

      I’m afghan n have def Persian n some Macedonian (Alexander the great not my relative but since he came by lol) waaaaay back. My ancestors were Buddhist n one alone the line married into a Zoroastrian family and then time went on now it’s Islamic.

    • @akaiseigo
      @akaiseigo 4 роки тому +2

      Or Spartans.

  • @CoushattaL
    @CoushattaL 4 роки тому +194

    I would love to be a fly on the wall of a roman party. Shit sounded wild!

    • @ishenichole7340
      @ishenichole7340 4 роки тому +3

      They still exist in our century

    • @juliuscaesar4107
      @juliuscaesar4107 3 роки тому +2

      Hohoho You have no idea

    • @chunguslavaniaobama8881
      @chunguslavaniaobama8881 3 роки тому

      OOOOOO u say baad naugty no no baad word god wil send u 2 HECC 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😢😢😢😢😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😞😞😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😓😞😞🥵🍆😖😖😥😥😥😓😞😓😥😖😖

    • @raywoods8026
      @raywoods8026 3 роки тому +1

      Is this a private party or can anybody come

    • @raywoods8026
      @raywoods8026 3 роки тому +1

      Is that a private party or can we all
      Come.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +279

    A lot of it was about status, just like in real life now. People who don’t have as much of a status in high school don’t really get invited to parties. They even drink wine, just to improve their appearance. I also like how wine has its own deity, Bacchus “The God of Wine”

    • @blugaledoh2669
      @blugaledoh2669 4 роки тому +1

      And it is also fun.

    • @mr.personhumanson6871
      @mr.personhumanson6871 4 роки тому +9

      Bacchus is great and all, but he's no Tyrion Lannister, the god of tits and wine

    • @keiski72
      @keiski72 4 роки тому +1

      Nice icon

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 4 роки тому +16

      Bacchus in his Greek origin as Dionysus was actually a countercultural god, there having been a cult based around wine being seen as possession by a god that therefore released you from your bonds in society.

    • @broguy1630
      @broguy1630 4 роки тому +1

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache So, I see you have good taste in history

  • @rocketbackhander6280
    @rocketbackhander6280 4 роки тому +87

    The girl on the front of that Girls Gone Wild advertisement is in her 50s now. .. holy crap.

    • @ls6-ss413
      @ls6-ss413 4 роки тому +7

      Still smash

    • @josephjakubec3171
      @josephjakubec3171 4 роки тому +4

      And in 20 years she will be in her 70s. Very good, you can do 3rd grade math.

    • @peterm1826
      @peterm1826 3 роки тому +6

      Now Shes girls got wrinkles

    • @rodycaz8984
      @rodycaz8984 3 роки тому +11

      @@josephjakubec3171 You missed the point of his comment by a fucking mile.

    • @gotcha9983
      @gotcha9983 3 роки тому

      Lol lol

  • @aquilachefba-ados
    @aquilachefba-ados 4 роки тому +278

    And that my friends is how venereal diseases are made...🤢

    • @leonelfernandez9487
      @leonelfernandez9487 4 роки тому +48

      Lmao you think the Roman's were sexual deviants? Wait til you hear about their rival greece like 1000+ years earlier

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliuscaesar4107
      @juliuscaesar4107 3 роки тому +10

      @@leonelfernandez9487 Yeah if Rome is level one then Greece is basically level 100

    • @seyeonyaseec
      @seyeonyaseec 3 роки тому +4

      @@leonelfernandez9487 Lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂. They were way worse!!

    • @johnthonig8832
      @johnthonig8832 3 роки тому

      @@seyeonyaseec My wife is Greek and she is a sexual deviant

  • @telquel7843
    @telquel7843 3 роки тому +48

    It's worth pointing out that Roman views on sexuality were very different. For instance, you may wonder why barbarians are always depicted with large phalluses whereas statues of famous Romans almost always have the tiniest wedding tackle. This is because Roman society viewed cunning and intellect as inversely proportional to ones physical "manhood."
    It is very likely that the notorious debauchery of many of infamous Romans was greatly exaggerated in order to destroy their historical legacy. The Romans were very aware of legacy and spreading rumours of sexual depravity was a common move in the political playbook for ancient Rome.
    It's much more interesting to believe it all but in reality most of it was likely invented posthumously to ruin a politicians legacy or contemporaneously to discredit them in their time.

    • @higherbeingX
      @higherbeingX 2 роки тому +9

      Are you friends with Roman emperors?

    • @erik4264
      @erik4264 2 роки тому

      It makes sense cause if you have a big dick all you usually do and talk about is just sex, their whole lives revolves round sex.

    • @missesmew
      @missesmew 2 роки тому

      Yeah but what I know about humans just in my half century of life makes me think that it’s probably not too outta left field to believe the rumours were true.

  • @darthsidious6753
    @darthsidious6753 4 роки тому +125

    They were often mixed sex parties but the men would retire to a separate room where they would discuss politics, make political alliances and engage in some good ol' Roman debauchery.

    • @JohnnyPhillips-uo5fg
      @JohnnyPhillips-uo5fg 3 роки тому

      same things happen today times dont change same old same people love good food good conversation and sex

  • @MontanaGMama
    @MontanaGMama 4 роки тому +45

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE your videos!!! I would like to see videos about Native Americans

  • @SoapinTrucker
    @SoapinTrucker 4 роки тому +27

    Ewwe nope, no, I'm good! Can't even try to imagine the stink and details without gagging! 🤢

  • @kimberlypatton9634
    @kimberlypatton9634 4 роки тому +42

    Had to laugh ..this being March 15 and all..the date of Caesar's final party...

  • @fuddermucceri1646
    @fuddermucceri1646 4 роки тому +100

    Saturnalia actually was a holiday where the survents/slaves would get to kind of be in charge within reason, they could tell the upper class to wash their clothes and do the cooking etc. The lower and upper classes had dinner party's where they'd all gather and eat together, form relationships in society, listen to concerns and help each other. It was a brilliant way to reinforce societies the rich understood the poor the poor taken the piss out of the rich everyone was together and living during saturnalia. It was so much more than just getting drunk.

    • @michaelyoung7171
      @michaelyoung7171 4 роки тому +6

      Saturnalia is not what you think it is the real truth is it's the worship the Devil.

    • @cratoss.4772
      @cratoss.4772 4 роки тому +5

      @@michaelyoung7171 The Devil seems like a pretty chill guy all things considered.

    • @michaelyoung7171
      @michaelyoung7171 4 роки тому +10

      @@cratoss.4772he isn't at all a lie because he is the father of all lies when he speaks a lie it's of his own because there is no truth in him.

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 4 роки тому

      Sounds nice

    • @TigequenChan
      @TigequenChan 3 роки тому +1

      @@michaelyoung7171 how are they worshipping the devil if they don't believe in him...?

  • @monsterluv101
    @monsterluv101 4 роки тому +143

    8:00 chucky made his way into a painting somehow

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 роки тому +88

    "Toga! Toga! Toga!"

  • @EmperorDaemon
    @EmperorDaemon 4 роки тому +20

    A lot of it was about status, just like in real life now. People who don't have as much of a status in highschool don't really get invited to parties. They even drink wine, just to improve their appearance. I also like how wine has it own deity, Bacchus "The God of Wine"

    • @rosecah
      @rosecah 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh you just copied the other guys comment

    • @thatwhiteguy5541
      @thatwhiteguy5541 4 роки тому

      We heard you the first time

    • @EmperorDaemon
      @EmperorDaemon 4 роки тому

      @@thatwhiteguy5541 who me

  • @mommywithnokidsss
    @mommywithnokidsss 4 роки тому +1306

    Nero killed his own wife, then found an underage male slave, had him castrated and then forced him to dress like his dead wife, and pretend to be her. I feel like that isn’t mentioned enough when Nero gets brought up.

    • @unexpectedvixen5685
      @unexpectedvixen5685 4 роки тому +16

      @@NateNT87 look it up

    • @CrystalSmith-uk6hd
      @CrystalSmith-uk6hd 3 роки тому +29

      @@NateNT87 And you never crossed the name Sporus in all that information? It happened.

    • @perrywhite2856
      @perrywhite2856 3 роки тому +78

      It is said that Nero also burned down the city and blamed it on the Christians. If that is true, we could call that a false flag incident.

    • @johnnynavarra2818
      @johnnynavarra2818 3 роки тому +40

      @@perrywhite2856 yes, and he fed the christians to his lions in the colosseum...

    • @benr.4238
      @benr.4238 3 роки тому +75

      Nero was the last of the Julio-Claudian dynasty, the original 5 emperors. In order to shift away from Caesar's bloodline and give legitimacy to the emperors that followed, Nero had to be demonized. Not to say there isn't some truth to everything about him. But there certainly are some exaggerations and untruths mixed in as well. Just like today, the best propaganda has a kernel of truth in there somewhere.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 роки тому +65

    9:12 I see Tiberius has a lot of hentai

    • @dkbjorn
      @dkbjorn 4 роки тому

      The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind Well, that one sent me off to Google search. Never heard that term before. Thanks for enlightening me.

    • @ishenichole7340
      @ishenichole7340 4 роки тому +3

      Tiberius had a villa built on an Island of Carpri where he ruled from and engaged in undiluted debauchery with minors.....

    • @juliuscaesar4107
      @juliuscaesar4107 3 роки тому

      What !?
      *Look around in fear for myself*

  • @jazzymoni7750
    @jazzymoni7750 4 роки тому +17

    "Nor were they confined to one species of vice." 😳😳

  • @meeksde
    @meeksde 4 роки тому +13

    Basically, the rich be flexin.

  • @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
    @ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid 4 роки тому +87

    "Forget *everything* you know about ancient Rome's infamous parties."
    Me: [does exactly that] ... [is left with exactly the same knowledge as before]
    🤔

  • @David-qp9bq
    @David-qp9bq 4 роки тому +15

    'Rome's horny little problem' made me laugh😂

  • @Koshka_krysa
    @Koshka_krysa 4 роки тому +5

    I wouldn't dare to party with them. Consider it alcoholism, but I enjoy drinking alone. Eating to. Humans are just so irritating. But I never mind a company of a cat.

  • @KatyLynnWinery
    @KatyLynnWinery 4 роки тому +9

    As a young man I had different women approach me and say" Do you want to Party"? Looking back on this I now realize what they were asking.

  • @jameslanning8405
    @jameslanning8405 4 роки тому +63

    I have heard a story of a pagan cult or maybe even a sect within society, in which the priests of a pagan god,(a fertility god or goddess), would impregnate virgin girls on the altar to their god at a certain time of the year, when their god required worship.
    Nine months later, babies were born to these former virgins, and 3 months later, when the time for worship of the god once again came, the priests would take these babies and offer them for sacrifice on the altar to their god,(or goddess).
    The blood of these babies is said to have been used, to dye eggs a blood red, and presumably used in some other ritual or rite, in worship of the same god.
    Got anything on that? And if so, could you give historical or archaeological information for this?

    • @ambientapathy777
      @ambientapathy777 4 роки тому +26

      James Lanning thats the Cult of Ishtar which is where the holiday Easter actually comes from. The eggs and rabbits were also seen as symbols of fertility

    • @OG_Perspective
      @OG_Perspective 4 роки тому +4

      @John Wack indeed

    • @jameslanning8405
      @jameslanning8405 4 роки тому +4

      @@ambientapathy777 Okay, and do you have a reference in print in which this "cult," can be found?
      Istar was Babylonian, but there were other cultures that used the same goddess, even if the name was different.
      I've read some pretty 'dry,' stuff, and I haven't come across any reference to to sacrificed babies for blood dyed eggs.
      I'm not rejecting the claim, that it didn't happen.
      But where's the recorded history?

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 4 роки тому +2

      @@ambientapathy777 I thought Ishtar was Babylonian? What's the Greco-Roman equivalent to Ishtar?

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 4 роки тому +2

      *Paganism to extreme*

  • @perrywhite2856
    @perrywhite2856 3 роки тому +17

    What isn't mentioned is the venereal infections that have been documented in archeological findings. Syphilis and gonorrhea would run its painful course in all who were infected, which likely would have been significant in numbers. So, to answer your question about whether or not I would like to have been present at a Roman orgy........No!

    • @jalicea1650
      @jalicea1650 3 роки тому +3

      Some of these parties had virgin slaves who would be guaranteed to be clean until well the party was over. So yeah they had their ways around such problems....

    • @massetozacarias5693
      @massetozacarias5693 3 роки тому

      I'd join a roman dinner party after I am in shape and bring a lot of condoms

  • @safiiiyyyaaa
    @safiiiyyyaaa 4 роки тому +20

    Another interesting video about rome! Actually learned a lot from it.

    • @RexoryByzaboo
      @RexoryByzaboo 4 роки тому

      Actually closed my eyes a lot from it!

  • @showgun1683
    @showgun1683 4 роки тому +8

    Eyes Wide Shut on a mixture of ecstasy & bath salts

  • @billbright1755
    @billbright1755 4 роки тому +6

    Beat feet to where the elite meet B.Y.O.B. Friday night at the palace toga optional.
    By Jupiter this shall be blowout for the ages,, what’s with that stupid mountain anyway?🌋
    It’s spoiling my party plans.

  • @davidalday5732
    @davidalday5732 4 роки тому +10

    Years from now they’ll be discussing The Office’s “The Dinner Party” episode in history classes.

  • @bhartley868
    @bhartley868 2 роки тому +2

    Nero kicked his wife Sabina to death. Found Sporus, a male slave who looked like her. Castrated him, & married him showing him off as his wife. Sporus committed suicide at age 20. It was a standing joke at the time that is was too bad Nero's mother was not like Sporus.

  • @H845KAIZER
    @H845KAIZER 4 роки тому +12

    “would drink wine to boost their clout” LMFAOOOOOOOO

  • @mmcin719
    @mmcin719 4 роки тому +19

    I cannot believe they have censored art work in this.