The inventor of gun powder could imagine that his invention could cause harm as the energy expended obviously had enough force, but was he to extrapilate that into the many wars that it had a devastating effect in and not pass on his invention in the hope it might have a positive effect on mankind. Politicians and generals decide on the evil use of technology.
Mort Sahl is also credited, perhaps erroneously, with the line that von Braun wrote an autobiography entitled, "I Aim at the Stars" -- to which Sahl added, "but sometimes I hit London."
NASA kept having issues with their rockets going off coarse. But they solved the problem, all they had to do was calibrate their rockets in relation to their distance from London and that fixed it!
There is some truth to this. Eisenhower famously distrusted the Germans and would not employ von Braun in the US missile program. The result: the test missiles all crashed and burned. von Braun was able to shoot straight. So the Yanks swallowed hard and put him on the job. He was a committed Nazi, but he sure knew how to fire a working missile.
@@EvanSiegel54 yup! And, really, that's what's most important. So he was involved in a little mixup that got a few .. uh.. million.. Jews rounded up and murdered but we have important business to attend to here! And I mean, come on, are we really going to sacrifice our bottom line for Jews?? Don't be a putz! Or a schmuck. Or the nearly endless Yiddish words for penis! Lol it's a fun tongue
raysgr raysgr Yiddish is a hybridization of medieval high German and Hebrew, with dashes of Russian and other languages thrown in for good measure. It was developed by Ashkenazi Jews as a way to communicate with one another even if they lived in countries with totally different languages. Though you are correct in that it is a form of German, many modern German speakers can understand Yiddish quote well
I’ve listed to this song a few times before, but somehow only just noticed the end of the song, absolutely the Chinese part blew my mind too, although I didn’t feel it as much as when you posted 9 years ago.
China became perceived as a threat in the US with the Communist revolution. The logic here was likely that the Russians already had rockets capable of threatening the US 10 years before this was recorded, but the Chinese were still working towards it at that point. Add to that, Qian Xuesen had interviewed Werner von Braun before being deported to China and then helping China with its program, so there was an actual connection already.
TOM LEHRER lives!!!! If you decide to attend the University of California, Santa Cruz, you can hear him LIVE, and IN CONCERT!!!!! Although an emeritus faculty member there, he is now in his early 80s, he still wanders over and gives free recitals with previously unheard material, like he rips the Governator, Arnold Schwartzenegger, and on the serious side, guest lectures once in awhile too.
Update December 18th 2024: Tom Lehrer is still alive. Your comment from 15 years ago brought me to look it up and i am stunned. In this crazy world this just makes my day🤗 Greetings from the Black Forest, Germany🙋♂️
When I studied aeronautics Von Braun was my idol and I listened to this song. My English was not good so I thought it was an hymn to his life and achievements. I learned the lyrics and sing it proudly everyday. Then I look for the meaning of the words widow and cripple and the truth hit me right in the nuts. I felt like a compete idiot. Nevermind, I still listen to it to have a casual laugh.
He was your idol and you didn't know he was a Nazi??? How is that possible? You don't need to know English to know the very least of the basics of WWII.. Or take a look at the Nuremberg trials transcripts. He was there (if I recall correctly) and testified to his role, of course it's largely him doing his best to minimize his involvement or even KNOWLEDGE of what was going on! And of course after all, he was "just following orders."
My Dad was `Manager: Materials & Fabrication Development' on von Braun's Pegasus Project (1962-65). Growing up, my Mom could infrequently be heard telling family friends that my Dad "refused to shake von Braun's hand." I never heard my Dad say it, it was always Mom.
Well, Lehrer deliberately (and probably righteousnessly) portrays him as cruel, disloyal, untalented, And unamerican. I don’t see how anyone would find that funny if someone did that to them. The rest of us can laugh.
For All Man Kind sent me here. I was actually kind of surprised to find it was a real song and wasn't made for the show but I'm glad someone back then was willing to speak out against operation paperclip
Let me call Archimedes or Leonardo Da Vinci for 500 and ask if they agree with your assement. When other people do a racism and a funny against one another, they at least have the guts to say it out loud... that's how it stays funny, over the top and can be easily satirized by both sides in a spirit of light banter. Lehrer's people prefer the cloak of false objectivity, which leads to animosity and hatred.
@@solaraspect5255 Let me see if I got this right, your joke was that when you said Lehrers people you meant lefties, but the reader is supposed to interpret it as you meaning Jewish people, hence the joke being in the misunderstanding of the joke which reflects onto the interpreter rather than the shyster in question correct?
@@solaraspect5255 Sorry, what racism did Lehrer do in this song? I'm assuming that's what you are implying? If not then which "racism" paired together with "funny" are we refering to, here?
@@solaraspect5255archimedes was fighting a defensive war not a war of conquest and extermination and da vinci was not creating weapons of mass murder. They arent comparable. His crimes were on par with those on trial at nuremburg he should have hanged. He never accepted accountability for his actions and died making excuses and lying. He was an unrepentant nazi to his core.
Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun, A man whose allegiance Is ruled by expedience. Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown, "Ha, Nazi, Schmazi, " says Wernher von Braun. Don't say that he's hypocritical, Say rather that he's apolitical. "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department, " says Wernher von Braun. Some have harsh words for this man of renown, But some think our attitude Should be one of gratitude, Like the widows and cripples in old London town, Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun. You too may be a big hero, Once you've learned to count backwards to zero. "In German oder English I know how to count down, Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun.
@@jimmy2k4o Right. James Webb was administrator under Kennedy and Johnson IRL. But on For All Mankind, Von Braun was the second NASA administrator and Paine was administrator for years until he died on September 1, 1983 when KAL Airlines flight 007 was shot down by a Russian fighter. Paine was kept on by President Theodore Kennedy after Nixon's resignation. Are you unfamiliar with the tv series For All Mankind?
@@dalethelander3781 I mean in the show when Kennedy is president nasa is run by a different guy. Harold weisner. Then Reagan becomes president and Thomas Paine comes back then dies. Maybe YOU need to watch it again.
Every song is a gem - three minutes of brilliant music, satire, unrivaled lyrics and rhyming. Not to mention pitch-perfect performance. Lehrer's music holds up astoundingly well over the decades, especially considering the topical nature of much of it.
Dr Strangelove is based primarily on Herman Kahn from the RAND Corporation, with some Edward Teller thrown in there (ironically, considering he was Jewish and on the allied side during the war)
@@dkroll92 Exactly right -- I used to work at the Hudson Institute (which Kahn founded after he left RAND) and even though Kahn had been dead for several years by then, the organization was still very proud of that connection and mentioned it in publicity and fundraising. The term "think tank" was actually coined in direct reference to Hudson, and we had a stack of mimeo copies of a Vietnam War era poster depicting an outsized Kahn perched on a toy-like M48 with the caption "Herman Kahn and His Little 'Think' Tank -- the Hudson Institute.'
Wow, it's been since the sixties when I heard Lehrer's songs. I remember them well, especially this one. I remember the ending especially. Thanks for the post. Happy 80th Birthday to you, Mr. Lehrer.
I'd guess it's also a bit of a side blow to the US government that quietly turns a blind eye to people with "questionable" past if it can benefit from it.
@@0x777 To be fair Von Braun wasn't exactly a nazi by choice. Most of the horrors of nazi germany were hidden from his view, like with most germans in general.
@@anonymousmobster2444 "Hmmm, I wonder were all the jews have gone... eh they're probably just all on holiday, nothing to worry about here." ~ Wernher von Braun 1944 (probably)
I had Tomfoolery brilliantly translated into German and performed it in Vienna. They loved it and I was happy to introduce his incredible talent and sharp observation here.
@@begobogo2583 my friend doesn't get it, can someone please explain it to my friend? Is it the fact that China was an emerging communist nuclear power and the joke is he was ready to hop countries? If so, why do you say it went over their heads?
I'm 15 years boy from Lithuania ( europe center, near baltic sea..) and i just love Tom's songs i'm lisining it's every day ;P THANK YOU Tom Lehrer!!!!!!!!
jimjimjimjim1234, thank you. No-one in the whole world thought that a whole Lehrer performance on video had survived. But it did, and thanks to Tom Lehrer it's here. Spread the word :-)
Some have harsh words for this man of renown, But some think our attidude should be one of gratitude, Like the widows and cripples of old London town, Who owe their large pensions to Werner Von Braun. LOL that's the most twisted line in there, but it doesn't get much of a laugh. von Braun's V-2 rockets caused about the same number of deaths and injuries in London as 9/11 did in NYC.
@@leonfa259 You mean Dresden? Numbers put Dresden deaths at 25,000-35,000 and London bombing deaths (altogether) at around 43,000 with more than 100,000 injured.
Lyrics ... Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun A man whose allegiance Is ruled by expedience Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown "Ha, Nazi, Schmazi" says Wernher von Braun Don't say that he's hypocritical Say rather that he's apolitical "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department" say Wernher von Braun Some have harsh words for this man of renown But some think our attitude Should be one of gratitude Like the widows and cripples in old London town Who owe their large pension to Wernher von Braun You too may be a big hero Once you've learned to count backwards to zero "In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun
The series Connections he did on the BBC was one ofy all time favourites as a kid. My dad had it all taped and saved on VHS, and I watched it so many times. The way he presented the interconnectivity of development got me so jazzed that I wrote a thesis paper on the effects of agriculture on technological development for a 6th or 7th grade project.
If you're wondering, Yes this song did (probably) make it to Werner. He spent most of the 1950's trying to recoup his image in the USA. Through speaking tours and television appearances. A lot of set backs in the early space race (failure of the first US satellite) were down to US using rockets not developed by ex-Nazis in the US.
@@matthew5386 Call him a Nazi he won't even frown. "Nazi, schmazi." "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department." "In German or English I know how to count down, and I'm learning Chinese."
And in 2023 the Canadian Parliament is giving standing ovations to veterans of the 14th Waffen SS. Tom's still alive so I can only imagine what he thinks of this shit
@@stephencarter5720 It is all the same, however what is more hillarious that Zelenskiy said nothing at that point, I guess he values western money more than memory of his people who died in camps.
I just heard of this guy and started listening to his songs on Spotify. I was like “No way this man sang these in the 50’s-60’s.” And this song in particular is very clever.
America: Hey von Braun, wanna build rockets for the United States? Von Braun: Nein America: We won’t send you to be executed at the Nuremberg trials. Von Braun: Ok
Actually, what they originally had in mind for him is to put him on ice so he can't build those rockets for the Russians. Only when they noticed that their own rockets are more suited for a game of KSP they gave von Braun the go.
@@HerrMahnMahRez ironically the main stage of a Chinese CZ-5B rocket is now coming down the next days, uncontrolled and at an yet unknown place, the last one was found in Africa a year ago
@@HerrMahnMahRez yeah don't worry china won't become a superpower like America. Everything china produce is just a stolen cheap version of American and Western inventions. They can't make anything genuine of their own.
Wow, I first head this song maybe a decade or less ago (in a discussion of the XKCD comic about him- "Space Launch System") and didn't realize that it was written in 1965, while he was not only still alive but working with NASA. That's a lot bolder of a burn than I realized!
Yes, I do. To quote Tom Lehrer: "to hire von Braun was one thing, OK, but to make him a hero...." If you visit the front page of this channel (user = 6funswede) and THEN the supporting web site, check out the links. You'll hear Lehrer talking on radio and you can read all the interviews :-) This man is both funny and politically incorrect, and he deserves attention.
I heard this song in a NASA documentary back in elementary school. It suddendly popped into my head today, and in less than a minute I found this video. God I love UA-cam.
Your text inserts got me! I thought you were talking about the guy the song is about (an unfortunate thing some people these days would say.) I was humorously surprised when the second slide displayed and smiled at the final one.
freaking amazing! oh my God I thank you so much for posting Lehrer! I think my dad kept this one from me (I used to memorize and sing all the songs from other stuff dad had and played of his). would have gotten my ass kicked but good for this one! ; ) !!
"Are you a Nazi?" "Yes" "Were you part of the leadership that sent millions of innocent men, women and children to their deaths?" "Yes" "Do you know anything about rockets?" "Yes" "Well that's alright then; welcome to America!"
Yes. It would have been so much better for us to shoot them all. Granted, it would have been a tremendous boost for the Soviet Union, who didn't have such self-righteous standards and could very well have lead to Soviet military dominance over Europe...but hey, at least we could have claimed the moral fucking high ground.
Ex-Nazis with a skillset were Germany's top export in 1945. The US and USSR were frantically importing these guys before the ground had cooled from the bombs and the ink was dry on the surrender. People often talk about how the government treats the wealthy different--morality and ideology take a backseat to money. But money isn't the only reason the government plays favorites. Are you evil? I sleep. Are you *useful* ? Real shit.
Tom Lehrer's song inspired me to write my own updated lyrics: Does arming jihadis in hindsight look risky? "Collateral damage," shrugs Zbigniew Brezinski Don't call him Moscow-obsessed, Instead say he's "defending the West" On his future plans, he'll respond quite briskly, "I'm learning Chinese!" says Zbigniew Brzezinski, "I'm learning Chinese," smiles Zbigniew Brzezinski.
did anybody notice that the opening in this song is the same as the start of the anthem of germany (which was the same tune that was used by nazi germany's anthem)
I knew it was him just by hearing his voice!!! Didn't know the song though although I've got loads of Tom Lehrer on my Spotify playlist but hadn't heard this. When I said "It's Tom Lehrer!!" my other half looked at me and said "who?".... Shame on him!!!! Lol!
@pgg804a, I'm no sure about other Jewish songwriters. In 2003 Lehrer told The Sydney Morning Herald that he -- quote -- "couldn't do anything with the Israelis and the Palestinians "because I'm against everybody and I can't take a side". Born in 1928 in Manhattan, Lehrer grew up in a family that was Jewish but had "more to do with the delicatessen then the synagogue," he told Rhino Records. In his home, according to Lehrer, "God was primarily an expletive."
I love the last line "he's learning Chinese" as if Von Braun's loyalty to America was questionable. It reminds me of all the bankers, stock brokers, and merchantile class who are falling over each other to learn Chinese the second that American industry shows cracks. Loyalty is often expediant, and the world is full of hypocrites.
+CHAS1422 Or Von Braun is loyal to the species of man rather than a government. That scientific advancement is bigger than political and economic concerns. Rome fell and the guys who learned Gothic survived.
Hmm. I wonder what the common denominator is between the bankers, stock brokers, and merchants. And aren't they the ones who caused the industry to collapse? Just like in Germany. Hmm...I wonder if that had anything to do with why they were run out...
@@loganmcleod3389 "causing the industry to collapse" is funny and fake. Especially since natsocs replaced them with Krupp & co. who were monopolies that led a completely unstable slave regime. Also, only 4/25 of the people blamed for the '08 recession were jewish, so it seems like your brothers are at fault.
Thanx, all of you, for your nice comments. Normally, I would NOT post other peoples work on UA-cam, but I got frustrated because there was so little of Tom Lehrer available. If you click on the username 6funswede you'll see that this is "the Tom Lehrer wisdom channel", a TRIBUTE to Mr. Lehrer, who is one of the most outstanding (musical) satirists that the world has ever seen. Yes, he IS a brilliant man :-)
"Wehrner, you missed school again."
"Only by a couple of yards, mommy"
Гениально. :))))
A german would say meters
@@mr.cauliflower3536 You are right.
AYO 😂
...lmao
Wehrner Von Braun's autobiography was titled "I Aim for the Stars". Satirist Mort Sahl suggested he subtitle it "Only Sometimes I Hit London".
I know this joke from the West Wing. 😂
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down..."
That's my motto when I play Kerbal Space Program.
F yeah!!!!!
I'm here because of a lefty pitcher
Well often the idea is they won't come down at all :)
The inventor of gun powder could imagine that his invention could cause harm as the energy expended obviously had enough force, but was he to extrapilate that into the many wars that it had a devastating effect in and not pass on his invention in the hope it might have a positive effect on mankind. Politicians and generals decide on the evil use of technology.
Omg real life is just like my BIDEO GAME
Who else could pair such savage lyrics with such a delicate piano piece? No one.
Bo Burnham
Tim Minchin
...was also going to mention Bo xD
In all seriousness, I believe Weird Al could. His lyrics can be as savage, and he does play keyboards.
@@randomguy-hn2ny Bo Burnham owes basically everything to Tom. Tom did this stuff before basically anyone else.
@@FSAPOJake Tom is basically a nuclear era Bo Burnham
Mort Sahl is also credited, perhaps erroneously, with the line that von Braun wrote an autobiography entitled, "I Aim at the Stars" -- to which Sahl added, "but sometimes I hit London."
I saw Mort perform in Old Town, maybe 20 years ago, I was the youngest by far in the crowd. I admired Mort in the 60's and still do.
NASA kept having issues with their rockets going off coarse. But they solved the problem, all they had to do was calibrate their rockets in relation to their distance from London and that fixed it!
There is some truth to this. Eisenhower famously distrusted the Germans and would not employ von Braun in the US missile program. The result: the test missiles all crashed and burned. von Braun was able to shoot straight. So the Yanks swallowed hard and put him on the job. He was a committed Nazi, but he sure knew how to fire a working missile.
@@EvanSiegel54 yup! And, really, that's what's most important. So he was involved in a little mixup that got a few .. uh.. million.. Jews rounded up and murdered but we have important business to attend to here! And I mean, come on, are we really going to sacrifice our bottom line for Jews?? Don't be a putz! Or a schmuck. Or the nearly endless Yiddish words for penis! Lol it's a fun tongue
"Nazi Schmazi"
Fun fact, the idea of saying a word twice with schm the second time was introduced into the English language by Yiddish-speaking Jews.
Irony at its finest
"internet Smeternet" Jeff Bezos c. 1998
no shit schlomo
Yiddish is a German dialect
raysgr raysgr Yiddish is a hybridization of medieval high German and Hebrew, with dashes of Russian and other languages thrown in for good measure. It was developed by Ashkenazi Jews as a way to communicate with one another even if they lived in countries with totally different languages. Though you are correct in that it is a form of German, many modern German speakers can understand Yiddish quote well
"und I'm learning Chinese, says Werner von Braun!" Man, not only was he funny, but he has a remarkable ability to see into the future it would seem.
I’ve listed to this song a few times before, but somehow only just noticed the end of the song, absolutely the Chinese part blew my mind too, although I didn’t feel it as much as when you posted 9 years ago.
China became perceived as a threat in the US with the Communist revolution. The logic here was likely that the Russians already had rockets capable of threatening the US 10 years before this was recorded, but the Chinese were still working towards it at that point.
Add to that, Qian Xuesen had interviewed Werner von Braun before being deported to China and then helping China with its program, so there was an actual connection already.
Prophetic. Is he still alive?
He may be a prophet.
@@lisamatthews890 He's been retired for over 20 years, but he is still alive.
@@Merennulli
That’s almost amazing after all Werner Von Braun 1912-1977 died at 65. Now I wonder what Wernher Von Braun died of.
i aim at the moon but sometimes i hit london.
😭😭😂😂
I aim at the moon but sometimes i hit Hiroshima
@@littlegamer00 dude wernher von braun did not contribute to the manhattan project (aka the creation of the nuke)
@@slavinia21 Alright
@@littlegamer00 I aim at Israel but sometimes I hit iraq
TOM LEHRER lives!!!! If you decide to attend the University of California, Santa Cruz, you can hear him LIVE, and IN CONCERT!!!!! Although an emeritus faculty member there, he is now in his early 80s, he still wanders over and gives free recitals with previously unheard material, like he rips the Governator, Arnold Schwartzenegger, and on the serious side, guest lectures once in awhile too.
Man! Tom Lehrer is still alive in 2023! He’s 95 now, probably not still wandering UC Santa Cruz, but he’s still with us.
@@GasPipeJimmy thats amazing!
let's hope he sees this and knows he is still appreciated. @@cthulhudreams
@@GasPipeJimmy But not the Von Braun
Update December 18th 2024: Tom Lehrer is still alive. Your comment from 15 years ago brought me to look it up and i am stunned. In this crazy world this just makes my day🤗 Greetings from the Black Forest, Germany🙋♂️
That london pension line is savage af
I dont get it
@@kl6544 Von Braun designed a rocket that was then used to bomb London, so the injured and widows of London "owe" their pensions to him
Wow thats brutal 😂
Ikr?
My jaw literally dropped lol
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department says Wernher von Braun"
haha nice one
my favorite line :)
By the way, I came here thanks to the BBC "Space Race" miniserie about Korolev/Von Braun. If you never watched it, you definately should.
luger666666 Thanks for the tip.
@sentinel scourge maybe because he was a war criminal who did not faced consequences for what he did?
Tschadschi Yet he brought the US to the moon.
When I studied aeronautics Von Braun was my idol and I listened to this song. My English was not good so I thought it was an hymn to his life and achievements. I learned the lyrics and sing it proudly everyday. Then I look for the meaning of the words widow and cripple and the truth hit me right in the nuts. I felt like a compete idiot.
Nevermind, I still listen to it to have a casual laugh.
He was your idol and you didn't know he was a Nazi???
How is that possible? You don't need to know English to know the very least of the basics of WWII.. Or take a look at the Nuremberg trials transcripts. He was there (if I recall correctly) and testified to his role, of course it's largely him doing his best to minimize his involvement or even KNOWLEDGE of what was going on! And of course after all, he was "just following orders."
@@MKAinMIA It was probably before the Internet.
@@TheNavalAviator oh yeah. that's a very good suggestion... one that, i'm embarrassed to admit, didn't even occur to me
My Dad was `Manager: Materials & Fabrication Development' on von Braun's Pegasus Project (1962-65). Growing up, my Mom could infrequently be heard telling family friends that my Dad "refused to shake von Braun's hand." I never heard my Dad say it, it was always Mom.
@@ajdowney Typical women moment, really.
On another note, Von Braun was still alive when this was recorded. I wonder if it reached him🤣
@Ellie Frato-Sweeney hahaha🤣👍👍 well, I guess everyone's sense of humor has its limits.
I guess this song made him frown, although Tom said he wouldn't.
@Ellie Frato-Sweeney Brilliant! Thanks.
Well, Lehrer deliberately (and probably righteousnessly) portrays him as cruel, disloyal, untalented, And unamerican. I don’t see how anyone would find that funny if someone did that to them.
The rest of us can laugh.
@@grahamtroy9381 aww poor Von Braun
For All Man Kind sent me here. I was actually kind of surprised to find it was a real song and wasn't made for the show but I'm glad someone back then was willing to speak out against operation paperclip
SAME, i am currently rewatching this show, i love it
There's no denying that Werner Von Braun was a genius. And was way ahead of his time.
But the words Mercenary and self-Interest spring to mind
Let me call Archimedes or Leonardo Da Vinci for 500 and ask if they agree with your assement.
When other people do a racism and a funny against one another, they at least have the guts to say it out loud... that's how it stays funny, over the top and can be easily satirized by both sides in a spirit of light banter. Lehrer's people prefer the cloak of false objectivity, which leads to animosity and hatred.
@@solaraspect5255 lol wow.
@@solaraspect5255
Let me see if I got this right, your joke was that when you said Lehrers people you meant lefties, but the reader is supposed to interpret it as you meaning Jewish people, hence the joke being in the misunderstanding of the joke which reflects onto the interpreter rather than the shyster in question correct?
@@solaraspect5255 Sorry, what racism did Lehrer do in this song?
I'm assuming that's what you are implying? If not then which "racism" paired together with "funny" are we refering to, here?
@@solaraspect5255archimedes was fighting a defensive war not a war of conquest and extermination and da vinci was not creating weapons of mass murder. They arent comparable. His crimes were on par with those on trial at nuremburg he should have hanged. He never accepted accountability for his actions and died making excuses and lying. He was an unrepentant nazi to his core.
I’ve never witnessed a public execution by song.
That's clever!
Tom Lehrer is 95 now and is still alive. Amazing!
He may outlive us all.
Comedy is eternal life!
@@JZsBFFUPDATE: He is 96 years old now and still alive!
Still kickin
Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun,
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience.
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown,
"Ha, Nazi, Schmazi, " says Wernher von Braun.
Don't say that he's hypocritical,
Say rather that he's apolitical.
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department, " says Wernher von Braun.
Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in old London town,
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.
You too may be a big hero,
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero.
"In German oder English I know how to count down,
Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun.
As a German history student I can say, this is a masterpiece! 😉
Remain amongst the official narrative you will. Revealing reality you shan’t. Pray for thee I must.
@@BigShaneGillis Okay Holocaust denier, go to Israel and spread your truth in Jerusalem
@@BigShaneGillisYoda? Is that you?
History is also my department… 📚 > 🚀
@@BigShaneGillis You should better pray for historical truth ! It is not a 'narrative' but a picture of real history. Pray for yourself you should !
I woke up with this song in my head.....thanks For All Mankind !
Boy, that series fucked with flight rotations. And Thomas Paine as NASA administrator for, like, 15 years? Geeze.
@@dalethelander3781 only during republican administrations Nixon and Reagan he’s wasn’t administrator during Kennedy
@@jimmy2k4o Right. James Webb was administrator under Kennedy and Johnson IRL. But on For All Mankind, Von Braun was the second NASA administrator and Paine was administrator for years until he died on September 1, 1983 when KAL Airlines flight 007 was shot down by a Russian fighter. Paine was kept on by President Theodore Kennedy after Nixon's resignation.
Are you unfamiliar with the tv series For All Mankind?
@@dalethelander3781 I mean in the show when Kennedy is president nasa is run by a different guy.
Harold weisner.
Then Reagan becomes president and Thomas Paine comes back then dies.
Maybe YOU need to watch it again.
@@jimmy2k4o Right. NASA is being run by Von Braun under Kennedy.
Every song is a gem - three minutes of brilliant music, satire, unrivaled lyrics and rhyming. Not to mention pitch-perfect performance. Lehrer's music holds up astoundingly well over the decades, especially considering the topical nature of much of it.
We owe credit to Von Braun for the character of poorly repressed Nazi, Dr Strangelove.
Dr Strangelove is based primarily on Herman Kahn from the RAND Corporation, with some Edward Teller thrown in there (ironically, considering he was Jewish and on the allied side during the war)
@@dkroll92 Exactly right -- I used to work at the Hudson Institute (which Kahn founded after he left RAND) and even though Kahn had been dead for several years by then, the organization was still very proud of that connection and mentioned it in publicity and fundraising. The term "think tank" was actually coined in direct reference to Hudson, and we had a stack of mimeo copies of a Vietnam War era poster depicting an outsized Kahn perched on a toy-like M48 with the caption "Herman Kahn and His Little 'Think' Tank -- the Hudson Institute.'
And he also inspired Jürgen Voller from Indiana Jones 5: the Dial of Destiny who was also a Nazi and NASA scientist from Operation Paperclip.
I'd forgotten the sentence about Chinese, how prescient.
Excellent satirical piece. Classic.
This is the greatest musical satirist, ever. You Americans should be proud of him. Lehrer was amazing.
Is… he’s still alive 14 years after you commented
Wow, it's been since the sixties when I heard Lehrer's songs. I remember them well, especially this one. I remember the ending especially. Thanks for the post. Happy 80th Birthday to you, Mr. Lehrer.
I had to look at the upload date when I read this comment! He's past 90 now.
In April of this year he turned 93. Last October he released all his music into public domain. What a great guy.
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they fall down?"
Best analogy for the educational system
I'm still amazed at how most of his lyrics are still applicable to our context...
Yes. Even today, 12 years later from your comment.
Happy Birthday, Tom Lehrer (April 9, 1928)
Thank you for sharing your gifts with us.
"This song is in no way critical of vo Braun or his work, it's just funny :)"
You have listened to it haven't you?
I'd guess it's also a bit of a side blow to the US government that quietly turns a blind eye to people with "questionable" past if it can benefit from it.
@@0x777 To be fair Von Braun wasn't exactly a nazi by choice. Most of the horrors of nazi germany were hidden from his view, like with most germans in general.
@@anonymousmobster2444 Erh... no. Von Braun knew who built his V2.
@@anonymousmobster2444 "Hmmm, I wonder were all the jews have gone... eh they're probably just all on holiday, nothing to worry about here." ~ Wernher von Braun 1944 (probably)
@@thceppur6755 Last I checked, Von Braun didn't keep tabs on every single jew in Germany.
I had Tomfoolery brilliantly translated into German and performed it in Vienna. They loved it and I was happy to introduce his incredible talent and sharp observation here.
This was genius, so far ahead of it's time!
Especially the I'm learning Chinese line, that went way over the heads of the audience
@@begobogo2583 my friend doesn't get it, can someone please explain it to my friend? Is it the fact that China was an emerging communist nuclear power and the joke is he was ready to hop countries? If so, why do you say it went over their heads?
I'm 15 years boy from Lithuania ( europe center, near baltic sea..) and i just love Tom's songs i'm lisining it's every day ;P THANK YOU Tom Lehrer!!!!!!!!
now you are 30, congratulations
jimjimjimjim1234, thank you. No-one in the whole world thought that a whole Lehrer performance on video had survived. But it did, and thanks to Tom Lehrer it's here. Spread the word :-)
this man is fantastic, shame not too many people know about him
He'd never make it in today's entertainment industry
My dad used to play me Tom Lehrer albums, still love this guys music.
The aptly named Tom Lehrer: "Lehrer" being the German for "teacher", and "Thomas" being the Biblical Greek for "doubtful".
He was a math professor at my college, UC Santa Cruz!
I think you put more thought into his name than he did
@@ZeranZeran Probably
Except it's not. Thomas means 'twin' in Hebrew.
@@Delosian Oh, I know. It was just supposed to be a silly joke on "doubting Thomas"
Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attidude should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples of old London town,
Who owe their large pensions to Werner Von Braun.
LOL that's the most twisted line in there, but it doesn't get much of a laugh.
von Braun's V-2 rockets caused about the same number of deaths and injuries in London as 9/11 did in NYC.
We'd probably think better of Bin Laden if he gave up terrorism and ended up leading NASA's rocket design program
I caused even more deaths than both together in Germany.
@@leonfa259 You mean Dresden? Numbers put Dresden deaths at 25,000-35,000 and London bombing deaths (altogether) at around 43,000 with more than 100,000 injured.
@@thenablade858 I mean that the V2 production costed 20k lives in Germany, which is more than double the 9k it killed in England.
How I love watching the great Tom Lehrer playing the piano!
Thank you. There are twelve super RARE Tom Lehrer songs on this channel, from a recording no-one thought existed.
", and I am learning Chinese says Wernher von Braun"
What a great insight from Tom Lehrer.
Lyrics
...
Gather 'round while I sing you of Wernher von Braun
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience
Call him a Nazi, he won't even frown
"Ha, Nazi, Schmazi" says Wernher von Braun
Don't say that he's hypocritical
Say rather that he's apolitical
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department" say Wernher von Braun
Some have harsh words for this man of renown
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pension to Wernher von Braun
You too may be a big hero
Once you've learned to count backwards to zero
"In German, oder Englisch, I know how to count down
Und I'm learning Chinese!" says Wernher von Braun
Greatest smart-asses in American History: Mark Twain, H. L. Mencken, and Tom Lehrer.
and woody guthrie.
The series Connections he did on the BBC was one ofy all time favourites as a kid. My dad had it all taped and saved on VHS, and I watched it so many times. The way he presented the interconnectivity of development got me so jazzed that I wrote a thesis paper on the effects of agriculture on technological development for a 6th or 7th grade project.
I never tire of this little ditty. So good.
Genius. Fantastic wordsmith and amazing musician.
If you're wondering, Yes this song did (probably) make it to Werner. He spent most of the 1950's trying to recoup his image in the USA. Through speaking tours and television appearances.
A lot of set backs in the early space race (failure of the first US satellite) were down to US using rockets not developed by ex-Nazis in the US.
I heard he heard it play at a meeting and left shortly after. Idk if that’s true or where I heard it, but it’s too funny to not be true
I wonder if they ever met.
I read Tom got beat up.
@@number3Ihatetoontown more context is important
@@matthew5386 Call him a Nazi he won't even frown. "Nazi, schmazi." "Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department." "In German or English I know how to count down, and I'm learning Chinese."
@@number3Ihatetoontown thank you it's also und I'm learning chinease
If you go to my website, WWW.BERNIESANDERS.COMMUNIST you will see some very strange things.
And in 2023 the Canadian Parliament is giving standing ovations to veterans of the 14th Waffen SS. Tom's still alive so I can only imagine what he thinks of this shit
What a disaster. Trudeau needs to resign.
No one seems to notice the pro n.zi tendencies in dear Ukraine..
That was entirely accidental. Incompetent, but not badly intentioned.
@@stephencarter5720 It is all the same, however what is more hillarious that Zelenskiy said nothing at that point, I guess he values western money more than memory of his people who died in camps.
I just heard of this guy and started listening to his songs on Spotify. I was like “No way this man sang these in the 50’s-60’s.” And this song in particular is very clever.
"Zat's not my depahtment!" Man, they do not make humor like this anymore.
This guy is simply amazing. He's a natural performer. It's really too bad he just didn't find it entertaining anymore and quit.
America: Hey von Braun, wanna build rockets for the United States?
Von Braun: Nein
America: We won’t send you to be executed at the Nuremberg trials.
Von Braun: Ok
If the US was worried about something, it would have been him going to the Soviets.
Actually, what they originally had in mind for him is to put him on ice so he can't build those rockets for the Russians. Only when they noticed that their own rockets are more suited for a game of KSP they gave von Braun the go.
Nice way to think. Trust lies is very easy and accepted.
Without him the Americans would have Been second to the moon
Are you suggesting that somehow the US is morally superior in this deal?
Tom Lehrer is truly a genius, his gallows humour as well as taking the piss out of injustice.
lol I love the laughs in the background. lol They know its wrong to laugh at some jokes but still do.
its never wrong to laugh at nazis
@@cazbert6 True
Who else is here in 2020 after watching Ep2 of "For all Mankind"?
I thought "wow that's badass if the video is synthetic". But turned out Tom really wrote this. Crazy schmazy
I was super annoyed when they tried to kill him
Episode 8 of “Hunters“
@@krystalgarcia-hearn352 What's that?
Changing the course of history but showing stuff from our history.
Even though he was exposed both in our history & FAM history.
The last line was ahead of its time
Funny it struck me that way too. Amazing
I didnt get it, could you explain what it means?
@@josesegura7001 the Chinese are predicted to be one of the newest superpower of the world by 2030 and we will all be speaking mandarin.
@@HerrMahnMahRez ironically the main stage of a Chinese CZ-5B rocket is now coming down the next days, uncontrolled and at an yet unknown place, the last one was found in Africa a year ago
@@HerrMahnMahRez yeah don't worry china won't become a superpower like America. Everything china produce is just a stolen cheap version of American and Western inventions. They can't make anything genuine of their own.
Holy shit. I wish burns could work their way backwards through time.
Braun has, in fact, heard this song.
I am certain he was amused, after-all he was a proud 33 degree mason.
"A man whose alligience was ruled by expedience" is timeless, and still appropriate in many cases.
Wonderful and very touching, a man I admire.
Tom Lehrer will be 89 in April. A lyrical genius.
Now if still alive he’s 93, as you wrote that comment four years ago.
@@lisamatthews890 is he??
@@MKAinMIA he is
He's 94 as of now
@@kugelblitz-zx9un And now 95, almost 96.
Wow, I first head this song maybe a decade or less ago (in a discussion of the XKCD comic about him- "Space Launch System") and didn't realize that it was written in 1965, while he was not only still alive but working with NASA. That's a lot bolder of a burn than I realized!
Not only that but von Braun actually was played this song at least once.
yeah could you imagine him today? He'd be fried by whichever side he offended.... oh, ok, the left.
Von Braun and his team, for death of few thousand of force labourers in his programme, should be burned. Quite literally.
@@piotrd.4850 t. bitter soviet engineer still salty over getting beaten to the moon
@@TripleAlfafa wow, really? You do know Von Braun was a nazi?
Yes, I do. To quote Tom Lehrer: "to hire von Braun was one thing, OK, but to make him a hero...." If you visit the front page of this channel (user = 6funswede) and THEN the supporting web site, check out the links. You'll hear Lehrer talking on radio and you can read all the interviews :-) This man is both funny and politically incorrect, and he deserves attention.
Good for you being so honest about what you don't know and looking something up to change that. That seems like a rare attitude nowadays.
I heard this song in a NASA documentary back in elementary school. It suddendly popped into my head today, and in less than a minute I found this video. God I love UA-cam.
I love the venom in his voice as he says "apolitical". Even 60 years ago this was a transparent excuse yet people still fall for it today.
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to appreciate this song...
Love the stuff -- more clever and important than any other commentary on Today's scary politics. Thanks to the NPR special for the introduction!
I think Tom would appreciate ALL the comments showing up here. Thats the point to get people talking an issue! Bravo!
Your text inserts got me! I thought you were talking about the guy the song is about (an unfortunate thing some people these days would say.) I was humorously surprised when the second slide displayed and smiled at the final one.
freaking amazing! oh my God I thank you so much for posting Lehrer! I think my dad kept this one from me (I used to memorize and sing all the songs from other stuff dad had and played of his). would have gotten my ass kicked but good for this one! ; ) !!
THIS GUY IS STILL ALIVE
Long may he play and sing!
To clarify, Tom Lehrer is still alive, *not* Wernher von Braun
This'll turn 50 in two years, and I'm only 17. Those are things that get me sad. Born somewhat earlier, I would have been able to see him.
Well you could hang around the University of California there a small chance of seeing him just around there apparently.
+Béranger Seguin He's still alive, he just mostly stopped performing publicly in the early 70's
+Béranger Seguin I was 5 in 1960 and already had a love for this cat. I would have loved to see him live.
Tessa Hallett I didn't know he was was a cat, he plays pretty well with paws :D
Arthas Menethil Sorry...raised by true Beat people..lol
This is nothing short of brilliance. 😊
Great song, greatings from Germany
Who’s here from For All Mankind?
boasome1 SSS RADIO It’s a show on Apple TV + about what if the Soviets landed on the moon first
boasome1 SSS RADIO Oh shit I read the question wrong, my bad. Yeah it was in the show on episode 2 I think.
Confirmed, episode 2 of this show. I am impressed that there was any negative feelings against the „ex“ Nazi „Herr Wernher von Braun“ at all... 😆
"Are you a Nazi?"
"Yes"
"Were you part of the leadership that sent millions of innocent men, women and children to their deaths?"
"Yes"
"Do you know anything about rockets?"
"Yes"
"Well that's alright then; welcome to America!"
Yes. It would have been so much better for us to shoot them all.
Granted, it would have been a tremendous boost for the Soviet Union, who didn't have such self-righteous standards and could very well have lead to Soviet military dominance over Europe...but hey, at least we could have claimed the moral fucking high ground.
@@sce2aux464 Self-righteous? You're not Jewish then I will presume.
But the US made him an American Hero - nevertheless he brought them to the moon.
Ex-Nazis with a skillset were Germany's top export in 1945. The US and USSR were frantically importing these guys before the ground had cooled from the bombs and the ink was dry on the surrender. People often talk about how the government treats the wealthy different--morality and ideology take a backseat to money. But money isn't the only reason the government plays favorites.
Are you evil? I sleep. Are you *useful* ? Real shit.
Tom Lehrer's song inspired me to write my own updated lyrics:
Does arming jihadis in hindsight look risky?
"Collateral damage," shrugs Zbigniew Brezinski
Don't call him Moscow-obsessed,
Instead say he's "defending the West"
On his future plans, he'll respond quite briskly,
"I'm learning Chinese!" says Zbigniew Brzezinski,
"I'm learning Chinese," smiles Zbigniew Brzezinski.
I LOVE how the intro sounds like the german international anthem
This is the most brutal diss track in the history of music
skip to 00:16 for the song
That man was a stable genius...
did anybody notice that the opening in this song is the same as the start of the anthem of germany (which was the same tune that was used by nazi germany's anthem)
Nice catch
"The White & Black Keys of History Don't NEED to Be SQUASHED When in a BOOK thanks to Tom Lehrer."
- St. Tom Lehrer Fan."
The text addition at the beginning is woeful
Who is here because of hunters?
I knew who it was by voice immediately but had never heard this song. Just: New Math, I got it from Agnes, and the elements song.
Yes
What is hunters?
@@londonlaguna a show about Jews hunting Nazis it's got Al Pacino in it. It's on Amazon prime.
I knew it was him just by hearing his voice!!! Didn't know the song though although I've got loads of Tom Lehrer on my Spotify playlist but hadn't heard this.
When I said "It's Tom Lehrer!!" my other half looked at me and said "who?"....
Shame on him!!!! Lol!
bosunbilly, thank you for your comment. And it really makes me wonder how many "paperclip guys" you Americans imported into the US...
“Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down.” Well of course he does! He is on first base.
He is on first? Who is he? Yes. He is who? Exactly. So He is on first base? No, Who is on first! That's what I said!
@Wurto Im impressed over people like you that can have an opinion about something you obviously know nothing about.
"That's not my department," is one of the funniest things ever to me. I never get tired of this somg. 😂
@pgg804a, I'm no sure about other Jewish songwriters. In 2003 Lehrer told The Sydney Morning Herald that he -- quote -- "couldn't do anything with the Israelis and the Palestinians "because I'm against everybody and I can't take a side". Born in 1928 in Manhattan, Lehrer grew up in a family that was Jewish but had "more to do with the delicatessen then the synagogue," he told Rhino Records. In his home, according to Lehrer, "God was primarily an expletive."
I love the last line "he's learning Chinese" as if Von Braun's loyalty to America was questionable. It reminds me of all the bankers, stock brokers, and merchantile class who are falling over each other to learn Chinese the second that American industry shows cracks. Loyalty is often expediant, and the world is full of hypocrites.
+CHAS1422 Or Von Braun is loyal to the species of man rather than a government. That scientific advancement is bigger than political and economic concerns.
Rome fell and the guys who learned Gothic survived.
*****
Well they simply learned other languages like Old French and Latin
Bob MiLaplace “Ven ze rockets go up, who cares wer zey go down?”
Hmm. I wonder what the common denominator is between the bankers, stock brokers, and merchants. And aren't they the ones who caused the industry to collapse? Just like in Germany. Hmm...I wonder if that had anything to do with why they were run out...
@@loganmcleod3389 "causing the industry to collapse" is funny and fake. Especially since natsocs replaced them with Krupp & co. who were monopolies that led a completely unstable slave regime. Also, only 4/25 of the people blamed for the '08 recession were jewish, so it seems like your brothers are at fault.
here from For All Mankind.
I knew there would be some people here who discovered this song from that
"... where they come down... ? It `s not my departement, says wernher von braun ..." Großartig und demonitarisiert, logo 🙂!
So intelligent and cleverly worded. Amazing!
.....clips and papers says Wernher Von Braun ....
"Nazi Schmazi" just utter genius 🤣
Jewey, dewey, ha ha.
Thanx, all of you, for your nice comments. Normally, I would NOT post other peoples work on UA-cam, but I got frustrated because there was so little of Tom Lehrer available. If you click on the username 6funswede you'll see that this is "the Tom Lehrer wisdom channel", a TRIBUTE to Mr. Lehrer, who is one of the most outstanding (musical) satirists that the world has ever seen.
Yes, he IS a brilliant man :-)
Tom Lehrer's work is public domain, so it's all fine.
A scathing indictment of so many, not just von Braun, in 1:30, und mit a smile!
Pure genius.
Right you are, 6funswede!
I've memorized most of his stuff when I heard it the first time, way back in the sixties...