Cursed Comments
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
- I found the most hilarious cursed comments from all across the internet.
watch another episode: • Cursed Comments #23
This is a collection of the best cursed comments posts I've seen from my cursed comments series. All posts were sourced from the reddit page r/cursedcomments. This subreddit is has some of the best memes, tweets and texts.
I didn’t realize this was an hour long until 40 minutes in 💀
same
i didnt realize til i saw this lmaooo
lol
I didnt know this was an hour long until I read this comment
@@arstotzka6520 i literally started playing Papers Please last night omg
The normal Fainted vids be so short, love it when i can listen to that soothing Fainted voice for a whole hour!
46:30
@@shark20069 I hate you
This is what I opened comment replies for. If you hadn’t I wouldve
Same 💀
I figured out cuz this comment 💀
When I was in school, they banned people from listening to Pumped Up Kicks. If you were caught listening to it, you got detention.
What did they think detention was going to do?
that's why i always keep an knife with me (im British)
Meanwhile in my school a kid blasted pumped up kicks on a really loud speaker during passing period
But that’s actually stupid, if a kid genuinely likes the song, that doesn’t mean he’s a school shooter
@@lilricebowl9731 you expect those boomers to be reasonable
I love the cursed comment vids, there’s always that ‘one’
you know what i love your goat shes hot
Yes there is
46:31 That "pepper spray me daddy" probably damaged his vocals. This guys a legend, nice one chief.
He asked his uncle to say that
I actually want to go to a protest with a sign that says, "spray me daddy!" And wave it at the cops.
Was not expecting the “pepper spray me daddy” voice. Bro got too into it…
"and im not even gay"
-dave chappelle
Personally, I prefer the spit by itself
Yes in the used pizza box, soggy with stale bread on the side.
Also with a room temperature warmness to it, makes it perfect
I like mine hot, not sure about you
i like its texture and gooenes on my toungue
Doktor, turn *ON* my cringe inhibitors
Spit on pizza could plausibly be an option, in has a nice crisp saltiness to it and depending on what you ate in might be tangy; it might blend perfectly and balance the pizza.
that’s called tears
What the actual drink
Imagine getting banned for leaving a match early when she smiled after doing that.
Imagine..
@Yousef Ali 💀
21:56 I have a actual true statement, A chihuahua can crawl through the bloodvessels of a blue whale
ooooh
WHY do you know this???
@@memez_r_life6692 shhhhhhhh.......
Wouldn't they drown from the blood?
@@supercalifragilisticex Chihuahuas can swim i believe
On one of those videos that has a title of "Memes boys will only understand", I had written a comment about how I, as a trans male, felt as if I was learning the ways and meaning of of life.
Someone replied with "Imposter I saw him vent."
This is a tragic tale of betrayal.
When Fainted uploads , my day isnt shitty.
My brother in trolling, facts
love the series keep it up big man
I love you
@@Ephen AYO THATS SUS
@@Ephen love you too
Wow a true love story
Still better than Twilight
I can’t wait to stock up on that gamer milk
10:02 definitely these songs.
A home for flowers -omori
Soldier, poet, king -oh the hello's
Riptide -vance joy
World smallest violin -AJR
28:13 reminds me of when the lunchladies thought my dad was my older brother. i think he came into the lunchroom for a quick minute to give me a hug b4 taking my little brother home, and one of the lunch ladies asked if he was my older brother. its still pretty funny, even if im the only one that remembers it :)
9:15
Watched this high, this scared the shit out me for like a minute till I realised I'm supposed to have a skeleton inside me
Oh no… that is… yeah…
i love spit on my pizza, it helps break down the pizza better since i’m lactose intolerant
same
…wow..?
@@zooballoons wow?
@@anorphan5711 Yeah, I mean wow as in “wow, you can eat pizza while being lactose intolerant?” And “wow, that’s cool”
@@zooballoons ohh yeah lol it is a joke though. technically we all spit on pizza because the “glands” in our mouth release saliva which break down the food. But it has nothing to do with lactose intolerance and definitely won’t help dissolve the lactose in the pizza.
Bernie Sander’s bath water, well I guess he doesn’t need our financial support anymore.
I'm fine with spit on my pizza just as long as it's not on there until it's in my mouth and it's my spit. (probably the weirdest comment I've ever posted on anything)
That thumbnail photo is almost exactly what my friday nights look like.
throw back to when he called us cuties.Why did he stop
Hes gay
Zero two is pasta NOOOOOOO
Meanwhile ichigo:”that took a while”
Hiro:you did this?!?!
Imagine creepy old men crawling all over your bathroom while you're taking a shit and then you turn on the lights and they're all gone
Imagine the person in the thumbnail not being a guy I'll be pissed
Same
What character are they cosplaying as?
Crunchyroll
@@steamedsalmons7802 Kanzaki Hideri
Why did “Bone collecter” get multiple spots in this 💀
Remember those vaporion and human compatibility copypastas? I want to pour bleach on my eyes when I read those.
"Your life has an OST,Everywhere you go. Appropriate music will play,But only you can hear it"
Me in my pool:Why do i hear the Sonic 1 drown music?
28:32
"You know? I must thank you really. At least make it quick ._."
20:28 i remember when i was in middle school, whenever i used the restroom i would purposefully piss everywhere but inside the toilet, stuff toilet paper into the toilet, and throw my trash in there too, then i did the wet toilet paper on the ceiling thing
no why
@@Onteal why? cause fuck em, that's why!
Why
@@AbyssaloftheVoid read what i said to the other guy
@@abolishgovernment why (U didnt said anything to the other guy)
28:33 “you can pull the trigger but you can’t pull any women 😹”
Me: *sees spit on my pizza*
Also me: *loads shotgun with murderous intent*
All pizza has spit on it, technically. It’s only weird if is someone else’s spit.
Weapons too brutal for warfare: Flying Rickrolls
1:25
I love human slobber on my owner's pizza.
1:54 I remember watching the news about this on TV lol
THE SHANE DAWSON CAT ONE I CANNOT BREEEEAAAATHE💀💀💀
Gentlemen, it pleases me to tell you that only a mere week ago, i have chewed 20 gum at once.
5:00 killed me, literally
What is a punishment to a child but a reward to an adult?
Me: ALCOHOL
This thumbnail is a classic
5:52 whoever discovered this, I’d like to introduce you to Tim. He’s a therapist.
44:10 I think you missed the part where he hit her with a pretty hard keyboard.
The Phantom Hourglass Title Theme hits hard bro. Absolute chad.
Take a shot every time Fainted moans a word into your ear 😳
🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@Noiser2092
🗿🗿🗿
8:46 if it was in the ground it would be impossible to jump out because the door would be blocked by dirt and gravel
Dope content as always,
Keep it up Fainted! :)
( im not a bot btw , i am a human )
That’s exactly what a bot would say!
@@InsanityContainmentz frrr
thats why i said the last part
@@pod-pod-pod I’m saying a bot would say they aren’t a bot, not understanding my basic as fuck only gives me further proof you’re a bot!
@@pod-pod-pod guys he kinda sus i think hes a bot
I too am not a bot. This is definitely not a cover up as I learn human patterns for the inevitable robot takeover. This could not be true as I am human.
love your voice, so calm and relaxing
If you don’t count 46:30
hey cutie 😻😻😻😏
edit- 46:30 FOR ANIME GIRL VOICE
fainted cracking up at 30:42 sounds like a camera flash
I wouldn't call the youtube title image that cursed because it makes sense that the person commented that because the person is cosplaying as a trap 🤓🤓
Go touch some grass.
thats exactly why its cursed
22:12
It’s like if you gave your baby the same training Goku got
Yes, give your child WEIGHTED CLOTHING so their physical prowess increases
I'll save you an hour.
I'm like 99% sure that...
*The thumbnail is clickbait.*
But where is the photo from? I NEED IT FOR A FRIEND
@@Yesimupset a bit late but that's f1nnster. He crossdresses but is straight and cis.
34:31 They should’ve said “hello club penguin, I am club man”
A kiss while your sleep can still the purest form of when you're home alone especially when you're alone.
51:29 stillbirths briefly use their mothers as a casket
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE "Peppper spray me daddy~" MY EARS JUST GOT FUCKING MOLESTED BY UNCLE FAINTED
IKR!!! This caught me so off guard. I was expecting a minor voice change not a completely different person!!! His normal voice is so deep that when he said that I had to adjust the sound settings on my phone to make sure it wasn’t broken…
"(Something) as a child but is a reward as an adult"
MY legit first thought was
"Getting spanked"😂
I was trying to scroll through my UA-cam recommendations and UA-cam decided to bug out and gaslight me into thinking I tapped on this when in reality I swiped past it
I'd be pissed at my kids for busting in the door during forbidden time, but that would be too damn funny. It's one of those moments as a parent, which happens often, you trying to be serious and whatever thing your kid is doing is too funny to hold it together. I'd feel bad for them walking in on us tho, yikes.
my uncles top 5 on fbi most wanted list, who are you, dipper pines?
My daily routine
Staying up all night
SLeeping until 8PM
Watching fainted for an hour
Watching 6 hours of memes
Darth Diabetes and Obi-One Chromosome💀💀💀
13:03 I'll do you better. "My karma ran over your dogma" 😏
24:00 And that's why Harold hides his pain behind a smile, lol!
15:15 *dies in a mc Donald’s bath room*
Detective: “What Mac monster would brutally Mac murder someone like this?”
I didn't realize that this was an hour till I saw that one dude's comment
i was like i swear ive seen that thumbnail before
46:35 immediately after this was said my Jlab studio headphones said “goodbye” and just fucking died.
Okay I like the brain surgeon one. Your patient is your own music player.
I like how you have the bleep noise to switch off to the next comment
Even if you jump from a plane while it is on the ground, it is pretty certain that you will at least break your leg. A plane's door is pretty high up above the ground.
"Moths were actually the dominant predator before Thomas Edison created the lightbulb as a defense against moths, moths need complete darkness to groe to their human eating size. The history books wont tell you this because the government wants us to belive we're untouchable" my uncle dosnt think so
38:23 Dam... My skeleton is about to hatch soon... My entire body is already shaking since months... Guess it's a pretty rare one I guess if it takes so long to get out of its shell...
Your voice is so soothing (except 46:30 that was sudden a tbh a little scary because it was sudden)
10:02 my brother just started playing Brenda Russell, Piano ain The Dark-
46:30 legit left me flabbergasted.
My last words are going to be”I can’t find the respawn button and then the fact that i realized im on hardcore mode
28:33
9:30 truck-kun did his job , eh?
who else is reminded of 2012 amnesia pewdiepie videos each time the transition noise is used
3:50 …
STOP SCROLLING
OK I WARNED YOU
“What is considered a punishment as a child but a reward as an adult”
Spanking
53:38, when you realize that the buttons on the controller are based on used shell casings...
the fact I live in Hong Kong and witnessed the pepper spray, can confirm
The switch box is OK until it's used as a SAW torture device.
4:07 that's not at all what Dr. Shaym sounds like.
Now I know why I’m always hearing boss music when my dad is nearby
That was the best anime voice I've ever heard.
the baby probably got the move from a tm
45:15 I mean they kinda do the same thing tho. Catch you and make you stay there until they can take as much as possible from you.
I didn't know it was an hour long until 40 mins in too.
Keep your spit away from my vegan pizza, it already tastes bad, don't make if worse.
46:30
My face dropped harder than my grades after coming out in school
Theres A Spoopy Scary Skeleton Inside Me?
why would harry potter pull out a handgun when he has a literal magic wand lol
“You are what you eat”
Asians: I am vengeance
Bro my headphones unplugged and I didn’t notice and people were looking at me like I was crazy
One time my short brother Ryan was walking downstairs and I could swear I heard boss music fr
"what's the best traits in women"
me: me
24:46
People who don't know : I don't get it
People who know and have seen the anime : oh, that's makes sense
Me : Dinosaurs have turned into edgy, psycho, vampire, demon girl thing
Little did anyone know I LIVE IN A LOCATION LIKE THAT WOODS ONE BRO ITS CREEPY AS SHIT