FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER
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- Опубліковано 19 жов 2024
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subscribe or I will blow up your minecraft house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
First lmfao reply or you like guys
when its a dirt house
Blow it up I *dare* you
Notice me senpai
22 likes
I remember when the only thing everyone on the internet wanted to do was spoil Endgame.
those were the days 😞
Iron man died
@@GlebNikolaevskii don’t worry tho, his death was short and “snappy”
@@big_stinky3776 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@D144AU .
Mom: “What is deez?”
Kid: so you have chosen, death…
@Tanjiro but :) dad: so you have chosen, ..belt
Me: so you have chosen, Joe…
@JUSTIN MOSS DEEZ NUTS
So you have chosen N U T S
@Yin&Yang Mom with 2x the power: YOU HAVE CHOSEN BELT AND SLIPPERS
7:07 the real reason why Izuku’s dad never came back
Parent: What do you want to be in the future
Kid: A worker of the bababooey vascular lab
Me: Now this is goals
Heh and we don't even have that
@@adaman.shr.3538 you can get that on the hub that sells corn
Ha
lollll
Don't lie, you love being called a cutie by Fainted every day
Edit: guys I'm not 30, my pfp is Troy Wagner 👁👄👁
Always a pogger moment
I'm straight.
true
*maybe that’s what made me gay*
I do
Fainted always be posting bangers
TRUUUUUUUUUE
facts
11:57
That is literally the most British "ba ba booey" I have ever heard.
0:37 “know your limits” either a break-up or this guy has a point.
True but I would do that
damn js the only anime boy I'd allow to absolutely destroy me is hajime hinata
"I need a you, who isn't you" is just the most hurtful thing a girl can say, besides from no.
F FOR THAT GUY
F FOR THAT GUY
@@violetfantasy2537 agreed
@@violetfantasy2537 ....... sorry???
@@violetfantasy2537 idk wat to say so ima agree with you
I love how 60% of these have already been done or are very similar or ive even already seen them but his voice still makes me laugh
His voice reminds me of SootHouse lol
“more then zero two?” know your limts killed me
The dislikes are the ones fainted calls cuties but are insecure and offended.
nah it’s from his australian fans
@@spicy213 wat
@@ibuk9631 they are upside down thats the joke
So a Twitter user?
@@cinnamontoastnex lmfao
"I'm worthless."
Heart: 100k.
Your Pinky: 23k
Your Femur: Like... over a million.
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
i dont have any of those
Uhhhh *WHATS A FEMUR MAMA?*
@@lazyb0y808 oh no
@@lazyb0y808 the bone on your leg :)
Poor deku.. Legend says, he still has caps lock on..
@@mirvuuson **Y O**
Poor izuku 😔🤚
أتمنى أن يجد طريقة للفرار ✊😔
are we gonna ignore fainted saying “jk” as “joke” 🥲
I guess 🧃🐢
Ive always said “joke” for jk instead of “just kidding”
@@duckk4515 Why
Army's be like: JK!!!!! (Jeon Jungkook)
Mhm
Day 33 of calling Fainted a cutie. Fainted, you’re a cutie.
Dudeeeee someone else commented for 2 days and already got noticed 🥺😔😂😅
Cringe. Stop posting this.
@@santanaliriano9483 how to post
Who liked my comment
@@weerawesomeyt1879 I got noticed as well. It’s not why I’m doing it.
0:57 I would’ve said, “Dude stop yelling at me! It’s not my fault”
LMAO r.i.p izuku
Lol
Lmao
poor Izuku
The way he said "Gromit Mug" Just had me laugh like a kid. lol
i feel bad for the first guy, he just wanted to know the iron man death
well, he found out his death?
iron man died?
@@screamindog8772 don't act so shock
who said it was a guy :|
CHEESY PICKUP LINE: Hey girl, did it hurt when u fell from the vending machine? Cuz u a snacc.
What
@@slug8039 lol
"no, some dude picked me up"
@@teadior4440 “no, some lesbian picked me up”
@@nebulq3387 very cool
"I'm so ugly"
"No"
"No what?"
" *N O C A P* "
big brain move
he really said jk rolling as "joke rolling."
jk means just kidding. not joke. legit its so annoying people get it wrong constantly.
He means JK rolling cuz Harry Potter was made by someone named J.K Rowling
@@jevils_ i know thats why i commented on it
@@alaynas7621 I don’t think he meant JK as just kidding or joke but ok
bc she is a joke
7:17 Whats makes this even more cursed is hes using light mode on discord.
bruh
bruh
bruh chain
Bruh
bruh
0:52 ever wondered what mha characters do off-screen? well now you don't have to
JK doesn’t mean “joke”, it means “just kidding”.
ikr i was watching this with my mom and she's the one that pointed that out. even my mom knows this.
They basically have the same meaning
@@joancenalopez2238 They have the same general meaning, but the entire joke comes from saying J.K. out loud as it's the book's author, so saying 'joking' defeats the purpose of the joke.
@@joancenalopez2238 true
Didn't we all know?-
1:49 perfect screen shot
10:43 IT MEANS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY YOU JERK!
*runs away crying*
Dont care
Day 4 of asking Fainted to play Cool Math Games as the background game.
@Luna Lovegood crucio!
:ooo
@@user-tr3jw1df6q .
How about please stop with the games in the background shits lazy
@@DblTap317 how about *no*
I have no idea why, but a thumbs up after a terrible pickup line makes it 10x better.
Someone please show midoriya the caps lock button.
Sure
Lol
Ok
On Chromebook, the caps lock "button" would be alt + search (I know because I'm on Chromebook)
@@kidnamedfinger4538 there's a lot of people with that username though
Here’s a fun fact: When you are doing something, you are doing something.
How I was doing nothing yet something
Wow mind blowing fact how did you know that??
Obiviously, you have to know something about something.
O
"more than zero two?"
"Know your limits."
CRUSHED. ABSOLUTELY. CRUSHED.
4:05 choose M93R, it burst fires for more power.
*wait going to school?*
I'd choose the 1911 cos its a 45, american and iconic so you will look extra badass.
It’s 2 am in Germany. What am I doing with my life..?
Living to the fullest
Lol since you wrote this 20 mins ago I calculated and wow it is actually 2am there
It’s 3:46 am America
Not doing much better
Yes brother. My life is fun :P
this sentence sums up every teenagers life (apart from being in Germany)
"Grandpa: coward"
Grandpa: square up
2:13 that was the roughest shit I’ve seen yet.
Being early and trying to think of something funny to say is nerve wracking
Just say “your a cutie” like every one else I guess
"I just **bruh** in my pants!"
The emoji made it gold
day 1 of asking fainted to start a funny amazon reviews series
YEAH
LET IT RIIIIIIIP
5:17
I would say, “I’m gonna change my clothes!” XD
8:08 that laugh😂 love it
The “what’s up cuties” never gets old.
5:53 that's the time the fbi brings out the wine and even invites you to congratulate you on getting your crush....
but then they all start screaming like your alarm clock
@izuku midoriya B r U h?
Why?
PLS TELL ME Why
@@terrimichener8613 because in not letting anyone be happy if I'm not happy
@@nezukokamado46 Makes sense. Have a nice day ^^
Looks like someone helped you to get out of caps lock
@@tsuyuasuithemoonlightfropp6554 Yeah, looks about accurate.
Ribbit
"whithin a certain radius around a nuclear explosion, all frozen pizzas in supermarkets will be perfectly cooked."
“If Mach 5 can break the sound barrier...”
Imma stop you right there chief, *MACH 1 IS THE SPEED OF SOUND*
Mach 5 is FIVE TIMES the speed of sound
my goals are beyond your understanding
I wonder what the dude said to be called coward by his grandpa
But I feel bad
He missed a call
@@elturbo962 LMAO
0:56 as a guy who uses a chromebook for school, I feel you
5:26 "Help me reject this boy" bruh, how pathetic are these girls LMAO like do you have to have your friend's help for everything?!
Plot Twist: Fainted is actually an anime girl with a deep voice
Plot twist : No one asked for your plot twist idiot.
TRAP TRAAAAAAP ITS A FUCKING TRAP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love the way he speaks AKA his accent
18:15 gets me every time 😂
Less goooo
- DaBaby Convertible
lessss gooooo
@@drunkodoggo less goooooo
The thumbnail itself made me laugh for like 20 minutes
1:13 lemon demon fans are vibrating at the speed of light trying to not say "hello this is neil cicierega aka lemon demon"
that’s what i first thought lmao
I'm on my side account because my main got locked out
@@xc_gwpl neil 😍😍😍
All I need is to look at funny memes with @Fainted .
I ask for nothing more.
Fainted: "Can anybody see any numbers on that really all I can see is yellow"
Colour/colorblind people: 👁️👄👁️
7:25 almost made me choke on lemonade
20 minutes?
We have been blessed!
5:32 now that is a relation ship that will last forever xD
Guess it's the endgame of their relationship
Dangg
“Hey girlie stay still” ahem. Genshin references will go everywhere :}
BRUH EXACTLY 😭
nope, thats fucking larray (larri merrit)
That childe reference will never get old
7:40 "AAAAAAnd its a hole in one! *Crowd: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* please please. Calm everybody."
0:25 that actually happened to me once lol , I had my ps2 listed , and a guy wanted to trade it for a printer , then he sent me a side selfie of him most likely looking at the printer lmao.
18:52 is the one that made me laugh 😂
When the typing about the cat dying came up a ad about the cat food whiskers popped up
“I need a you who isn’t you”
We just witnessed a murder
. 。 • ﾟ 。 .
. . 。 。 .
. 。 ඞ 。 . • •
ﾟ Red was emotionally assaulted. 。 .
' 100000 emotional scars remain 。
ﾟ . . , . .
8:23 F for that man
What if I were to tell you I was that man
If you ever want proof just ask for my discord
"I like your dress"
Me: I'm changing it
19:24 NGL if my bf/gf sent that to me I’d probably fall for them even more
why does fainted saying what’s up cuties make my day ?
it's wholesome and nice
I was legit expecting the spoiler to be "Batman dies in Avengers Endgame" but he did a better one lmao
When it said “this is so us” I thought it said “this is so sus”
*DRIP AMOGUS*
AMOGUS
AMONGUS
*A M O G U S*
6:37 Yeah the message is funny but let's talk about that OMORI profile picture
are you the only one that knows about omori besides me
@@afooferrz (looks at the 1700+ omori fanfictions) Yeah
@@xc_gwpl (looks at the 1700+ jokes) Yeah
@@afooferrz ayo
@@xc_gwpl the pizza here
The serotonin I get every time I hear the intro
0:56: We're in the void and get to chose which anime character to meet. We chose Deku
the
🤸♂️
🦽🏌️
Really got me 😂
Yes
lol the last one reminds me of a text
Them: Can you come over now? (Nov 2014)
Me: One sec
Later-
Me: Yea I can now (Dec 2019)
5:50 damn you Got the whole squad laughing
8:07 the translation for the arabic sentence is
"Please help i dont know what I am doing what is this disgustingness"
that's my friend 🤣🤣😭😭
The BTS Mcdonalds ad was at the middle of the mclettuce texts... LOL
“You know what you are? A friend wh re”
umm wtf does that mean
who’s gonna tell them
not me
ill tell them if they mean what i think they do
yw
@Khalil lewis i was telling the person who commented not u
0:51 I was in that chat, slowly dieing from his stupidity
(Yes this is in character)
When the random person is a better doctor than you by just googling, you might want to reconsider your profession
I Bet you 5 cents fainted isnt gonna notice this ;)
where’s the 5 cents
@@kanyemadmid Here you can have 10 cents
PAY DA MONEY
😃🔫 hand over the ✨MONEY✨
@@Looooosssseeeerrrr HERE U GO
BRO 0:25 IS MY GRANDMA'S HOUSE. MY GRANDPA DIED WHEN I WAS 5 THO- WHAT
the burglars have awakened
6:38 by the pfp of that Gobi guy i think he enjoyed the drip joke
0:51
I can just imagine Deku messaging class 1A at 3AM saying this LMAO
Same hed definitely do something like that and then bakagou would just start screaming
6:39 finally someone knows about omori
👁️
2:40 MANS GOT IQ
“I’ve never seen so much pain in that little smiley face”
Me a dream smp fan:
Mom that emoji is traumatizing me
🥲👉 :)
A stan, or just a fan, if you're a stan get out.
@@udinseason2292
*I have no clue what Stan even means*
Fainted: *calls me a cutie and doesn’t take the lords name in vain*
My heart rate: 📈📈
Me: Worst she can say is "i hate you"
My crush: *I LIKE YOU TOO*
Me: **visible confusion**
Deku still on the chromebook like 👁👄👁💧
Lol 😂
We hate being 31 minutes late😒 btw fainted what’s up cutie😏 that was sus-
I agree
@Kareem sorry I didn’t mean to offend anyone!
@Kareem sorry
I'm sorry I killed you Hanji I got controlled
@@nubsock9871 its ok!
ah yes, my favorite Shakespeare word, yro'ue
The random pings in the background of these vids always confuse me
Why is Midoriya not knowing how to get the caps lock unstuck so hilarious? 🤣🤣
Someone: what is the funniest message someone sent you? XD
Me: you
18:56 *I'm pretty sure they were talking to their cat-*