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    Parting ways with their beloved cleric, Vox Machina is now adrift in a strange and unfamiliar city. With heavy hearts, they wander Vasselheim in the Braving Grounds District, home to the worshippers of Kord, the deity of battle and strength.
    Fittingly, Grog soon finds himself in a fighting pit, duking it out with as tough an opponent as he could ever wish for.
    Later, the party spots an attacking beast high on the city walls, and true to form, Vox Machina rushes to help. Following the fleeing creature off into the dense forests outside the city, they find their prey and a whole lot more.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 5 тис.

  • @WinryWinchester
    @WinryWinchester 4 роки тому +1901

    Vax "Grog if it's any consolation" Grog "What's that mean?" Percy "It's a grouping of stars in the sky." My favorite Taliesin remark yet.

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 4 роки тому

      I've been reading so much Darths & Droids that I forgot comments like that weren't common.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 4 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @WinryWinchester
      @WinryWinchester 4 роки тому +11

      @@samuelstensgaard4828 1:23:10 😁

    • @josephdouglas5242
      @josephdouglas5242 4 роки тому +4

      @@FlyingDominion You're right, that's a total Jim thing to say.

    • @LeeMcKusick
      @LeeMcKusick 4 роки тому +25

      You can see how happy he is that *someone* (Laura) caught it.

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 6 років тому +5464

    In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his "fancy name" and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added "You can just call him Percy".

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 6 років тому +321

      Oh my god... Thank you for that.

    • @omnishangout747
      @omnishangout747 6 років тому +104

      Mateo Gg you my friend are a beautiful human being

    • @anniepentapls9294
      @anniepentapls9294 6 років тому +61

      That would be AMAZING

    • @jesusofsuburbia8825
      @jesusofsuburbia8825 5 років тому +88

      This is my new head canon

    • @zacke3443
      @zacke3443 5 років тому +199

      In a perfect world Grog would have remembered to use Stone's Endurance to reduce the last hit.

  • @ArgieGrit
    @ArgieGrit Рік тому +919

    I'm really glad Travis got that extended 1v1 fight. He's always super respectful to the rest of the players and doesn't shove himself in situations Grog wouldn't, so I'm goad he got his time to shine on his own and everyone paid that respect back

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 10 місяців тому +59

      I also love the fact that Liam knew Grog's backstory well enough to ad-lib a taunt

    • @KamranVFX
      @KamranVFX 7 місяців тому +5

      wym scanlan literaly tried twice to cheat

    • @monkemann4181
      @monkemann4181 7 місяців тому +1

      Time to shine? He lost the fight and Matt kept adding insult to injury afterwards.

    • @Stuartslittleskateboard
      @Stuartslittleskateboard 7 місяців тому

      Barely, plus I think he meant that as in he got a lot of conversational focused time which hardly happens which is especially interesting to most fans since he plays one of the most entertaining characters in the group. Also matt adding insult made it funnier cause travis wasn't fully upset, but portraying an upset grog which he built off of. @@monkemann4181

    • @jijonbreaker
      @jijonbreaker 7 місяців тому +24

      ​@@monkemann4181 Win or lose, it was his fight to have. It was a solid period of time focused solely and entirely on him. And he came 1 HP away from winning. He lost due to a trait. And, while there was some insult, Grog was also clearly well respected after that by the actual townfolk.

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 роки тому +2345

    Game starts at 13:27. Break at 1:25:22; game resumes at 1:40:47 and runs until 3:29:58.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please leave a comment so they stay near the top where they can be found. Thank you.]

  • @NovaStella_
    @NovaStella_ 7 років тому +3455

    "Where do I mark off my loss of pride?"
    Matt: * small voice * That would be in the additional notes...

    • @DeadStarShade
      @DeadStarShade 7 років тому +58

      I just got to that, I felt so bad... v3v

    • @ebarahonab
      @ebarahonab 7 років тому +8

      which part is this?

    • @NovaStella_
      @NovaStella_ 7 років тому +61

      1:22:36 my good fellow!

    • @ebarahonab
      @ebarahonab 7 років тому +36

      Thank you, good internet citizen!

    • @NovaStella_
      @NovaStella_ 7 років тому +6

      Ya welcome. :D

  • @Comeneth
    @Comeneth 7 років тому +2877

    Pike leaves for ONE DAY and Grog is already in shambles.

  • @rollsymate1824
    @rollsymate1824 2 роки тому +675

    “I wipe the tear from my eye and the poo from my bottom” is one of the best lines I’ve heard so far

    • @JesterC88
      @JesterC88 Рік тому +16

      Sam is the best bard out there. If you haven't seen EXU Calamity yet, he also plays a bard and has some truly amazing lines

    • @Bllue
      @Bllue Рік тому +1

      I'm crying 😂😂😂😂

  • @MillieBee11
    @MillieBee11 Рік тому +273

    I would love to see the world where Vax was given the OK to fight Grog in the pit, and only after signing up realised he was getting tossed in with no weapons, no armour and no magic. I can just hear Vex laughing the whole way to the bank with that one.

    • @bradminson8291
      @bradminson8291 10 місяців тому

      I always figured Vax would set up a fall with Grog and vex collect ALL the gold

    • @bluebatmanvk5535
      @bluebatmanvk5535 3 місяці тому

      In that case it'd come down to Uncanny Dodge & Vax's AC versus Grog's rage damage reduction & much larger damage.
      Most likely Grog takes it, but Vax's uncanny Dodge would make it atleast somewhat of a fight. (No weapons *really* hurts Vax more for obvious reasons.)

  • @waynejacobs5092
    @waynejacobs5092 4 роки тому +2496

    I have to say, I've noticed a lot in the recent episodes, but Travis Willingham is definitely a majorly undervalued actor. He's played his character flawlessly in my opinion for far too long now to not be noticed. He always knows just when ti chip in hilariously, and times his moments well for the maximum effect! Cheers to Grog! Much love, my friend.

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 3 роки тому +52

      He's been noticed and praised... you must be new here

    • @waynejacobs5092
      @waynejacobs5092 3 роки тому +12

      @@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 3 months ago I was

    • @briankirz231
      @briankirz231 3 роки тому +44

      @@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag shhhh let people have fun in phblic

    • @xxliew
      @xxliew 3 роки тому +5

      Lmao I know you're new but it's just funny because it's the exact opposite. Travis gets waaaay too much credit for things.

    • @waynejacobs5092
      @waynejacobs5092 3 роки тому +21

      @@xxliew I'm not sure I agree. How do you figure?

  • @Answerisequal42
    @Answerisequal42 5 років тому +2874

    That moment Matt says that grog dissapoints a woman sloppily and Laura just collapses from laughing. If you know that these two are married makes it even more hilarious.

  • @thetardyowlvg9155
    @thetardyowlvg9155 2 роки тому +696

    "HE HAD ONE LEFT??!!"
    I felt that in my soul

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k Рік тому +136

      "No, he went 5 below zero then used his racial ability to come back to one."
      "THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!"

    • @TheThezenith
      @TheThezenith Рік тому +24

      @@kjj26k Its even worse, cos Grog could of used his racial to tank that last damage

    • @urixl
      @urixl Рік тому +11

      And a distant "F!" while he's out of the picture.

    • @conquilhas1
      @conquilhas1 Рік тому +6

      @@TheThezenith OMG thats right!!! That makes it so much more painful i forgot about that!

    • @relyimah
      @relyimah Рік тому +1

      @@TheThezenith oh no!

  • @vsGoliath96
    @vsGoliath96 2 роки тому +676

    "You find yourself sloppily disappointing a woman until you pass out in your own sorrow."
    Dear God, Matt! He already lost the fight, do you really need to beat him down again?! 🤣

  • @edaumaysol
    @edaumaysol 7 років тому +1875

    >Visits a church
    >Says goodbye to a close friend
    >Immediately starts pile driving people in an arena

    • @jailbreak434
      @jailbreak434 4 роки тому +123

      "Grief takes many forms."
      ~Liam O'Brien 2019

    • @jaredcollins7977
      @jaredcollins7977 4 роки тому +125

      Visits church
      Says goodbye to a close friend
      Immediately takes a dump in the church

    • @davidarmstrong1617
      @davidarmstrong1617 2 роки тому +21

      Matt: "You walk into a church, and Scanlan immediately bursts into flames..." Gawd, I laughed so hard!

    • @tharfagreinir
      @tharfagreinir 2 роки тому +10

      "... wiping the tear from my eye and the poo from my bottom."

    • @The116thDoctor
      @The116thDoctor Рік тому +1

      Mood

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 6 років тому +2544

    This episode is a prime example of how Failure sometimes is a more meaningful story. If Grog had won it would have been just another win, but this experience lets us see Travis' really awesome Roleplay and Grog is WAY MORE AWESOME.

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 років тому +182

      It was such an epic fight and Grog knocked out the half-orc who then came back w/ his racial at only 1hp! Even though Grog lost, he still ended in better shape than he left that half orc in and he also seems to be the only person to ever get that guy that near defeat! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time watching it in my head!

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 років тому +23

      @@jamesgarlick4573 Epic fuckin fight

    • @Jay-bz5qk
      @Jay-bz5qk 5 років тому +23

      This is one of the tough decisions DMs face and Matt has made his call based on dice. However I still think, that considering the amount of roleplay that happend and how dice only decided the defeat I think it was not a correct decision to make. Reward is an important part of DnD and take it and give it to players based on pure randomness seems a bit chaotic and sometimes it just doesnt correspond with the situation.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 років тому +78

      @@Jay-bz5qk it is primarily a game of numbers and grog lost the fight due to his numbers it was a damn good fight and he almost won the dice that decided the outcome were attack and damage die the same die that choose the outcome of every battle

    • @ryaku5
      @ryaku5 5 років тому +1

      Couldn't he have used Second Wind to give himself some temp HP?

  • @octo448
    @octo448 3 роки тому +390

    The way Matt looks at Travis when Grog says "...I like your beard." to the bartender is just. So cute. He's so endeared to his player's characters.

    • @drakodrizzt7795
      @drakodrizzt7795 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, to me, he seems as sad as Grog about the fight. Dices can be a b**ch sometimes and luck was not on Grog's side. Matt suffered every roll as well😢

  • @laughterlightchats5133
    @laughterlightchats5133 Рік тому +734

    Since no one else I can find pointed this out: Taliesin's "Seems a shame to have a family and not take advantage of it" hit really hard knowing the next arc.

    • @MiaLuce777
      @MiaLuce777 Рік тому +12

      My heart!!!

    • @Gumdropsss
      @Gumdropsss Рік тому +5

      Hey sorry can I ask if you know where the vox machina SHOW (like on prime) ends in terms of the campaign? I’ve never watched this before but I wanna keep watching from where the show left off so I’m not just thrown into it some random episode which I’m pretty sure is what I’ve done here lmao ToT I have no idea where and when this is (this episode) pleaseee if you know can you help me?

    • @laughterlightchats5133
      @laughterlightchats5133 Рік тому +25

      @@Gumdropsss @Candy Seeker Hi! I'm a very new fan myself, but I have watched the show and a ways into the campaign at this point. The thing about the show is that it doesn't follow the events of the campaign exactly the way they occurred. The first couple episodes (with the dragon) happened in the campaign before they began streaming it and the first few arcs of the streamed campaign are skipped by the show, likely to avoid mention of Tiberius for reasons I won't go into here, but you can likely find in many other places without much effort. For this reason, I recommend starting from the beginning of the streamed campaign, daunting as it may seem, so that you don't miss things like references to guest player characters, inside jokes, and story beats that were skipped or changed. However, if you are sure you'd like to just pick up from the end of the Whitestone arc, the background color of the thumbnail of each video corresponds to each arc. The color for the Whitestone arc is light blue, and the Chroma Conclave arc picks up with the purple background right after. Again, though, I can't stress enough that the campaign and the show are quite different and you will likely be confused whether you pick up with the Chroma Conclave or right in the middle here.

    • @Gumdropsss
      @Gumdropsss Рік тому +2

      @@laughterlightchats5133 I’ve found that it kinda picks off pretty accurately around the end of the Whitestone arc, so far I haven’t felt like totally lost and if I ever do feel like that i guess I’ll just have to watch from the beginning, but I do feel like it’s been ok so far. Since the episodes take very long though I’m still where I started lmao, kinda fell asleep mid way so i had to go back to the last thing i remembered haha, should be just a little less than an hour left of the episode (ep 36 I believe, called winters crest in Whitestone :>)

  • @Mixtape804
    @Mixtape804 5 років тому +968

    "We haven't had an awkward parental confrontation in what feels like months."
    Percy, I love you and your quick humour.

  • @ThePhantomBeaver
    @ThePhantomBeaver 6 років тому +1464

    I have never seen Mercer look more Done than he did during the Scanlan+Magical poop scene

    • @loganreads90
      @loganreads90 4 роки тому +21

      Amen.

    • @eensuckup4391
      @eensuckup4391 4 роки тому +51

      I was about to turn off this episode for the night, but then I saw this comment and knew that I must witness this amazingness

    • @danielboatright8887
      @danielboatright8887 4 роки тому +38

      This could have only been better if Sam came in wearing a hoodie and took it off to reveal the first Matt face shirt just after.

    • @Cheesusful
      @Cheesusful 4 роки тому +30

      Oh you sweet summer child, Sam pushes him so much further than that in later episodes

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +10

      Mercer is the one who decided the potion would work like that isn't he?

  • @jeffwrobleski2651
    @jeffwrobleski2651 3 роки тому +652

    It's 5 years later and I'm sad at work after an imaginary pit fight in a DND game that I wasn't even playing in. Great show.

  • @angelaoneal5169
    @angelaoneal5169 2 роки тому +271

    1:22:40
    Grog: Where do I mark off my loss of pride?
    Matt: That would be under additional notes.

  • @dallasapollo
    @dallasapollo 4 роки тому +2478

    Seriously, Taliesin just drops pearls every damn time he opens his mouth and no one else even notices.

    • @MrBrachiatingApe
      @MrBrachiatingApe 4 роки тому +228

      A subsection among fans certainly appreciates Taliesin. But yes, it can be frustrating when he slips in these insightful, funny, apropos, clever-as-hell lines...and they whoosh by most of the others.
      I enjoy all of the players/cast-members' talents in different ways, but Taliesin seems to be good at everything. I love how he lets the others shine, yet also picks the right moments to be loudly--or quietly--epic. I've heard Percy has an amazing arc in C1 and I can't wait to see it.
      His one-shot character, The Owlbear? Legendary. Just legendary.
      Of course, I am only this far in, though I've seen a ton of one-shots, interviews, and so on. Regardless, I'd love to get to know all of 'em. They all seem like not only would playing an RPG with 'em be super fun, but they're also the sorts of people who'd make great friends (with, alas, one exception).

    • @willemverheij3412
      @willemverheij3412 4 роки тому +71

      Life needs things to live!

    • @diamondflaw
      @diamondflaw 4 роки тому +41

      Meanwhile Sam jumps in with "Hold Percy"

    • @MrRJPE
      @MrRJPE 4 роки тому +59

      Taliesin is one of the better roleplayers.

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +17

      The problem is there are so many of them.

  • @JChaseFilms
    @JChaseFilms 7 років тому +2827

    1:23:10
    Liam: "Grog, It it's any consolation-"
    Travis: "What's that mean?"
    Taliesin: "It's a group of stars in the sky"
    XD I'M DEAD

    • @macegamma431
      @macegamma431 3 роки тому +12

      omfg i didn't catch this! that's gold hahahah

    • @ShadowYoda
      @ShadowYoda 3 роки тому +31

      It was at THIS point that Travis decided on a Half-Orc for his next character.

    • @docb2049
      @docb2049 3 роки тому +15

      @Grim reaper that fight was painful to watch, particularly once you know the result (grog loses by one hp) and you notice that grog forgot to add rage damage, so matt character does 7-8 damage (1d4 /2+ 4 from str mod +2 from rage) while grog does only 5-6 (1d4 /2+ 4 from str mod). and the worst is seeing the other players too busy considering ways to cheat the fight to notice that there is such a damage range disparity.

    • @cloud_sauce
      @cloud_sauce 3 роки тому +14

      @@docb2049 I was curious about this as I saw a couple comments mention it, so I looked it up. The +2 rage damage is only for melee *weapon* attacks, so Travis was right not to add it. Maybe Matt mistakenly added it for the half-orc?
      Or could it be possible that the half-orc was somehow else proficient in unarmed combat, thus accounting for the difference in damage?

    • @woodlefoof2
      @woodlefoof2 2 роки тому +1

      @@cloud_sauce he also may have had some extra strength I think could account for at least for 1 point if he had 20
      unless Matt made him a little extra strong

  • @jessevancooney6963
    @jessevancooney6963 3 роки тому +1203

    Sometimes I forget Travis and Laura are married since they don't act like it in game... then you hear the way Laura corrects his math

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 роки тому +29

      bb!

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz Рік тому +42

      And then Sam getting in there to rub in a little embarrassment. lol

    • @Bllue
      @Bllue Рік тому +15

      And how they acted during the shopping episode lol

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 Рік тому +472

    Scantlan: I'm Grog's manager.
    Also Scantlan: I'm betting against Grog.

  • @vitsavicky
    @vitsavicky 6 років тому +1751

    I love this show so much. One moment I am laughing my ass of and in the next I am crying like a baby.
    "It seems a shame to have a family and not take advantage of it." went completely missed, yet to me it was a very powerful statement by Percy - who has no family.

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 6 років тому +43

      Indeed, it is something special. Glad you found us! Hope to see you on the live stream one day.

    • @superlolgal555
      @superlolgal555 5 років тому +118

      Literally everything Taliesin says is overlooked but highkey amazing during rewatching or going through the comments

    • @Yensil
      @Yensil 5 років тому +25

      It's a shame to have a racial ability to occasionally shrug off damage and not take advantage of it. D:

    • @the.genderless.sinner7271
      @the.genderless.sinner7271 5 років тому +3

      As far as we know, anyway. We don't know if anyone else survived

    • @Sophie00225
      @Sophie00225 4 роки тому +20

      Broooo I didn’t even realize it was Percy that said it. He’s such a bean😭❤️ btw this is pretty late but is okay

  • @fella11814
    @fella11814 4 роки тому +1256

    "Baby, it's eleven. That one was a five." *You doubt me???* "Five... Six... Oh, eleven." - Future CEO of Critical Role.

    • @audoldends6799
      @audoldends6799 2 роки тому +87

      At least he’s not the accountant

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 2 роки тому +39

      I think, based on that interaction, we know who the *real* CEO is...

  • @vineethvanga8811
    @vineethvanga8811 3 роки тому +434

    For anyone that’s trying to watch all of campaign 1, consider this the first checkpoint, the thumbnail colors changed to green

    • @maciejhammer2266
      @maciejhammer2266 6 місяців тому

      ok, the checkpoint being that Pike left?

    • @the_pleasant_potter
      @the_pleasant_potter 4 місяці тому +9

      @@maciejhammer2266I think the checkpoint is the end of an arch and the beginning of another. They just concluded the last little bit of cleanup on the under-dark, making this a landmark on your watching journey.

  • @weebikarp1806
    @weebikarp1806 3 роки тому +330

    The hardest thing about watching this is knowing that if Travis had been aware of his Goliath damage reduction ability, he would have won

    • @sillyking1991
      @sillyking1991 2 роки тому +65

      i mean, if both players had been aware of their available abilities then...who knows. neither of them rolled for relentless rage either.
      but far more important than either ability, grog wasn't adding his rage damage which should have been an extra 3 per hit. bringing him up to 8-9.

    • @davidarmstrong1617
      @davidarmstrong1617 2 роки тому +76

      Didn't use advantage for his reckless attacks (but Matt wasn't attacking with advantage against him either), didn't roll with advantage for his grappling checks, didn't factor in his resistance to all the bludgeoning damage he took, didn't use Brutal Critical when he got that one crit, aaaaaaaand I'm still wondering how he had a 20 Armor Class when Matt said they stripped off their weapons and armor before the fight (would have been 17 AC with Barbarian's unarmored defense). I get the feeling that rather than worry about the details, Matt just figured out what Grog was doing and approximately matched it for Kern the Hammer.

    • @davidarmstrong1617
      @davidarmstrong1617 2 роки тому +8

      @@sillyking1991 I thought that too, but technically the rage damage only applies if you're using a weapon. So unless he's got a feat that compensates, this way done correctly (though I doubt he realized that).

    • @patario5977
      @patario5977 Рік тому +26

      @@davidarmstrong1617 unarmed combat counts as a melee weapon attack, so rage applies. Sounds really confusing, and it is, but tis the rules

    • @DarkAlice
      @DarkAlice Рік тому +17

      @@davidarmstrong1617 I'm guessing they discussed the fight beforehand, and decided to make it simple to calculate all the attacks since there would be A LOT of them. It made it so they could describe each attack.

  • @reassagressta5960
    @reassagressta5960 5 років тому +3536

    Grog's fight was more intense than the K'varn fight. I'm not even joking.

    • @dragonslibrary9207
      @dragonslibrary9207 4 роки тому +64

      True that

    • @isaacgraff8288
      @isaacgraff8288 4 роки тому +76

      Awww Grog made a friend.

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 роки тому +141

      Studying this fight to figure out how to make combat, especially 1v1 combat, more interesting.

    • @dunetiger
      @dunetiger 4 роки тому +215

      It ought to be taught in textbooks! This is a perfect example of how a DM and a player can collaborate on creating an exciting and fascinating scene that mechanically is little more than a dice-chucking war of attrition. What could have been a very boring 20 minutes of just calling out numbers was probably the most awesome 1v1 I've ever seen in an RPG. It's crazy that this was Travis' first game.

    • @Iconic_Scarab
      @Iconic_Scarab 4 роки тому +17

      Frankly Grog probably should’ve lost worse because I’m sure they didn’t reduce his stats given how he was supposed to remove his armor and stuff. Not to mention the advantage of applying an attack to whatever attempt he wanted as well as choosing disabling attacks like the knee shots and solar plexus. If he didn’t have the frenzied rage 3 hit perk he wouldn’t have had a chance either.

  • @VengefulDidact
    @VengefulDidact 8 років тому +1217

    "That's not even chicken, that's just a piece of wood." Couldn't stop laughing to save my life.

    • @biobiobio7777
      @biobiobio7777 8 років тому +31

      I kept rewinding to that scene! 1:24:07

    • @chadmcmillan1907
      @chadmcmillan1907 7 років тому +35

      Possibly the best improv line EVER?!

    • @DudeFromEndor
      @DudeFromEndor 7 років тому +14

      I had to pause the video because of how hard I was laughing.

    • @ryankountz9752
      @ryankountz9752 6 років тому +33

      "The brine on this chicken is exquisite (gentle sobbing)!"

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +3

      Just another golden improv moment from Sam.

  • @nurselaykan3721
    @nurselaykan3721 3 роки тому +387

    I really appreciate Taliesin looking up to the heavens and demanding of the Dice Gods “What have I done?!”

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda 3 роки тому +1

      Timestamp?

    • @nurselaykan3721
      @nurselaykan3721 3 роки тому +1

      I would love to provide that information but sadly I lost it and I am having trouble finding it again lol.

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille 2 роки тому +11

      @@nurselaykan3721 2:48:36

    • @RuailleBuaille
      @RuailleBuaille Рік тому +3

      Ay! I'm finally lapping myself. Round 2, here we go :D
      This fight is just as awesome on the second viewing. Travis' enthusiasm is insanely infectious.

    • @shainwald29
      @shainwald29 6 місяців тому +1

      @@sprigganpanda2:40:06

  • @scottwagner2566
    @scottwagner2566 3 роки тому +436

    *Matt describing the giant 8-foot bear that will be made if they hit 5000 subs*
    Me, watching for the first time five years later: oh shit, I wanna see that. I need to sub!

  • @BurttheBard
    @BurttheBard 4 роки тому +1771

    Travis: *voice cracking* HE HAD ONE LEFT?!?

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 роки тому +85

      He was so heartbroken 😅

    • @ArdenFox
      @ArdenFox 4 роки тому +28

      Scanlan has healing word, right? It’s just verbal components. Could have won it

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +19

      Fast forward to campaign 2 episode 53

    • @jrm48220
      @jrm48220 4 роки тому +19

      @@ArdenFox
      Or used Cutting Words or Bardic Inspiration. I think those are technically non-magical effects.

    • @taRomi93
      @taRomi93 4 роки тому +48

      @@ArdenFox most importatntly, rage gives you 50% dmg reduction and adds +3 dmg per hit, he never added that, not did he reduce the dmg taken. It would have been an easy win otherwise

  • @Mastahsword126
    @Mastahsword126 6 років тому +292

    When Laura is rolling Trinket's second saving throw and Travis reassures her by saying "Just roll it, you're good. You're okay." warms my heart a little

  • @mvl666_darkrio
    @mvl666_darkrio 2 роки тому +161

    30:34 The fact that he's able to incorporate the object that falls offscreen into the conversation is why I love Matt Mercer.

  • @DrLazerbeam
    @DrLazerbeam 3 роки тому +666

    I really felt the age of this clip when Matt said "making my way" and none of them responded. I waited for it.

  • @ash-tv3bu
    @ash-tv3bu 5 років тому +721

    oh, this is the first episode of the Iconic Taliesin Hair

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 4 роки тому +19

      I noticed that too!! 😱😍👏👏

    • @whirlpool754
      @whirlpool754 3 роки тому +9

      I was waiting for that too

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 3 роки тому +57

      The first episode we get to see a glimpse of the true power of the Immortal Jaffe.
      You know everytime he changes hair color, he takes another mortals soul and extends his own life

    • @sandrafunacc1
      @sandrafunacc1 3 роки тому +2

      A glorious day

    • @drakodrizzt7795
      @drakodrizzt7795 5 місяців тому

      Indeed 🎉

  • @derfelpendragon5080
    @derfelpendragon5080 5 років тому +860

    0:01:31 - Opening credits end
    0:06:14 - Critical Role neon sign made by Marisha and Felicia
    0:12:07 - Orion (Tiberius) leaves the room to get a drink just as Matt was about to start the recap
    0:12:36 - Sam arrives (like a trailing fart according to Marisha lol)!
    0:13:27 - Game starts, Part 1 begins
    0:14:43 - The groups misses Pike
    0:18:35 - Scanlan sings a song about missing Pike, after having taking a dump in the temple
    0:19:16 - Matt facepalms and then at 19:30 looks at the camera is if to say look at what I have to deal with lol
    0:38:05 - Grogg doesn't have a middle name
    0:40:19 - In hindsight, this was a very good idea
    0:42:33 - Grogg's fancy name is "Philip"
    0:59:27 - Scanlan tries to stop the match by causing a riot but that fails
    1:01:30 - Wife calls her husband "baby" and helps him out
    1:05:58 - Grogg invokes the name of Macho Man Randy Savage
    1:09:50 - Vax tries to enrage Grogg
    1:16:06 - Grogg loses but earns the respect of his opponent. I honestly didn't expect Grogg to lose, I love that the game can do this sort of thing!
    1:18:05 - Scanlan being a bro
    1:24:05 - Scanlan lol
    1:25:08 - First Matt's NPC defeats Grogg, now Matt as DM says Grogg is disappointing the woman who's paid to sleep with him
    1:25:20 - Part 1 ends
    1:28:27 - Break begins
    1:40:32 - Break ends
    1:40:48 - Part 2 begins
    1:44:04 - Grogg was named after a bear?
    1:51:18 - Grogg just can not catch a break!
    1:59:37 - Scanlan and Vex have the same thought
    2:10:50 - Scanlan sings a song of inspiration for Vex (Taylor Swift - Shake It Off)
    2:12:30 - Scanlan covers the group with...
    2:30:25 - Subscriber count in bottom left corner goes from 4,996 to 5,001 which is the goal they needed to reach in order to get an 8ft Trinket
    2:42:35 - Scanlan sings his Bigsby's Hand song (Michael Jackson - Bad)
    2:43:45 - Scanlan sings to inspire Grog (Dexys Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen)
    2:59:29 - Matt "How do you want to do this?"
    3:06:12 - Sean Connery
    3:17:02 - The patriarchy
    3:17:51 - The matriarchy
    3:29:48 - Husbands and wives
    3:29:54 - End of part 2, game ends
    3:37:36 - Matt voices Gilmore in response to a donation

  • @julie_marc
    @julie_marc 3 роки тому +151

    2:00:49
    Travis : « I can only come if Tiberius lets me. » …awkward silence…
    Sam : « …Oh, to fly. »

  • @KagLuvsInu
    @KagLuvsInu 2 роки тому +219

    Percy's face when Laura wastes his fancy explosive arrow kills me.

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus Місяць тому

      I thought itwas him horrified at blowing her up LMAO, just like Stanley from Arcane:" everything Stanley made either fell down, blew up, or broke" I feel like Percy keeps blowing up his contraptions

  • @MaxHimbigger
    @MaxHimbigger 5 років тому +894

    TFW the rogue is more diplomatic than the bard and the ranger is greedier than the rogue

    • @kuroneko1813
      @kuroneko1813 4 роки тому +16

      Our cleric is greedier than the rogue (me). I am also at the lead when talking to npcs. It’s stressing me out sometimes lmao

    • @tiatrips
      @tiatrips 4 роки тому +24

      We have a similar dynamic in my group. The bard is more shy than the shaman, the shaman is greedier than the rogue, and the rogue is more in tune with nature than the druid. Some of that is because of racial benefits, but still...

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 роки тому +10

      The rogue is an assassin not a thief so it checks out.

    • @izstrella
      @izstrella 4 роки тому +2

      Oh my gosh, that’s so true and so awesome XD

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald 4 роки тому +5

      @@DaDunge I mean assassins work for money otherwise they would just be serial killers but I get what you mean. My minotaur bardbarian poet is the face of the party so shit happens.

  • @ak1hiro133
    @ak1hiro133 6 років тому +304

    2:20:15 Taliesin : (laughs at Travis for pointing the laser pointer towards himself)
    2:30:47 Taliesin: (does the same thing)

  • @JamesWilliamsVII
    @JamesWilliamsVII 3 роки тому +211

    Liam is just the perfect rogue. His "I'll fight him" made me so giddy lol.

  • @bodhixzx
    @bodhixzx 3 роки тому +226

    It’s funny that during the break they said Travis is definitely not a challenge for over lord status but now he is the CEO of Critical Role

  • @CalebS1330
    @CalebS1330 4 роки тому +1085

    inside or outside of character, Taliesin has amazing lines: "to be fair, the meteor didn't dodge the earth" - seriously, where does he store those lines? And they seem to slip right by most everyone!

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +74

      Seriously, his jokes don't get nearly enough appreciation.

    • @benvoliothefirst
      @benvoliothefirst 4 роки тому +35

      He comes from a show biz family. It's in his blood.

    • @Eadwulf_Skald
      @Eadwulf_Skald 4 роки тому +30

      His grandfather wrote the script for The Manchurian Candidate so it's literally his bloodline.

    • @theflyingwelshman5338
      @theflyingwelshman5338 4 роки тому +24

      I’d say it’s a goth thing, but Taliesin is so much more than a mere goth.

    • @nin0f
      @nin0f 3 роки тому +1

      What is the time code of the joke? I feel so bad for missing this one

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +682

    1:46:49 gotta say, love Liam being consistent with the “I don’t know what that is!” as soon as anyone mentions modern real life inventions

    • @cheerio3442
      @cheerio3442 3 роки тому +32

      the first time i played dnd, the DM described an NPC as Jafar-like and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "whos jafar?"

    • @andrewvela4920
      @andrewvela4920 3 роки тому +23

      I do this everytime a player breaks character because it’s funny to see their reaction

  • @GandalfMonkeyAnimations
    @GandalfMonkeyAnimations 2 роки тому +430

    Having seen EXU and Sam coming out with a shirt that can be read as Ash Hole, it is even more cathartic when Matt says jokingly "I'm sure that's somewhere in Emon" AND NOW IT IS

    • @Picklescape
      @Picklescape 2 роки тому +11

      I thought exactly the same!!!!

    • @TheFaarf
      @TheFaarf 2 роки тому +6

      Thought the same, awesome moment!

    • @skypascadi
      @skypascadi Рік тому +4

      I wonder if they realized or remembered this moment. It is glorious.

    • @slasher1670
      @slasher1670 Рік тому

      Lol

  • @PiroMunkie
    @PiroMunkie 3 роки тому +824

    Matt: Arcane Magic is very taboo in this place.
    Tiberius: PRESITIDIGATION FOR FIREWORKS! I cast INVISIBILITY! Mage Hand! WoOoOO!

    • @TheAfker
      @TheAfker 3 роки тому +206

      fits in with his low widsom, having the intelligence to know all these spells but lacks the wisdom to know the appropriate time to use it

    • @cheekybum1513
      @cheekybum1513 3 роки тому +112

      It _is_ in character

    • @sprigganpanda
      @sprigganpanda 3 роки тому +19

      @MV740 intelligence is more so memory based things and is more specific utility, wisdom is things like intuition and is more generally applicable.

    • @aeon5566
      @aeon5566 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheAfker Don't think the stats have anything to do with this. You can have high intelligence and wisdom and still want to cause chaos because your character is just mischievious. People are mistaking character stats for character personality.

    • @ApocalypticSigns
      @ApocalypticSigns 2 роки тому +38

      Orion can't sit still for a second, has no impulse control. He's on something.

  • @GUARDIANKAYSA
    @GUARDIANKAYSA 4 роки тому +830

    1:24:03 Since no one decided this amazing moment was worth a clip, I have timestamped the point where Grog starts to eat the bar stool.

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 4 роки тому +8

      There are several clips of this scene on UA-cam

    • @GUARDIANKAYSA
      @GUARDIANKAYSA 3 роки тому +25

      @@KingNefiiria Then I just can't seem to roll a high enough Investigation Check to find this scene clipped. v.v

    • @KingNefiiria
      @KingNefiiria 3 роки тому +12

      @@GUARDIANKAYSA my bad darling, it was just one, and in a compilation. But it is the first or second clip so it's right there for you to enjoy. Just not on its own
      ua-cam.com/video/Ob2NiPx7euI/v-deo.html

    • @barking-in-the-dark8049
      @barking-in-the-dark8049 3 роки тому +6

      I laughed until I was crying when that happened

    • @blueashke
      @blueashke 2 роки тому +3

      This was the point I had to pause and go to the bathroom before I peed myself laughing.

  • @EdwardHowton
    @EdwardHowton 8 років тому +431

    "...I want to mark off my loss in pride..."
    "That would be under 'Additional Notes'"
    Bravo, Mercer. That was brilliant and quick-witted.

  • @matthewherndon6488
    @matthewherndon6488 Рік тому +57

    15:37 "The beauty of this game is that I have no idea what the shit we're going to do right now." - Liam O'Brien, a basic summary of DnD.

  • @LoveMachine119911
    @LoveMachine119911 2 роки тому +716

    1:43:36 Orion ruining the moment by smacking the ale out of grogs hands made everyone (and me) roll their eyes, but it doesnt even faze Travis. He stays in character and plays it for laughs. When he sips the water and says, "its pretty smooth" my respect for Travis quadrupled. Meanwhile Orion tried to force meaningless change on a character while everyone else was supportive.

    • @Draezeth
      @Draezeth 2 роки тому +143

      It's much more the way he did it that was the issue. He could have slipped him the water and said "here, try this". But no, he had to be a huge butthole, and slap the mourning goliath's consolation drink out of his hands.
      Grog should have raged

    • @frank._.lotion
      @frank._.lotion 2 роки тому +61

      y’all are really hard on orion lmao. that part wasn’t even bad. it was in line with something tiberius would do and none of them cared.

    • @aaronpendragran5387
      @aaronpendragran5387 2 роки тому +108

      @@frank._.lotion completely new to the show in general. Still learning about Orion’s bullshittery, that being said this moment, while obnoxious, was very Tiberius.
      That being said, Grog should have raged.

    • @schattengewachs8042
      @schattengewachs8042 2 роки тому +91

      @@frank._.lotion Yeah that was really on point for Tiberius... though I guess that's also the problem. I mean you can play a low wisdom character without being a dick to everyone, easily. But Orion for some reason is hellbent on playing Tiberius in the most disruptive way possible, without paying attention to the rest of the party or their mood.

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 роки тому +14

      @@frank._.lotion there were lots of times tiberius was one of my favorite characters for moments. but the characters an ass which is fine.
      the issue isnt just that that was a dick moment its that it was a dick moment on a pile of dick moments.
      rewatch like every episode after they teleport away from the illithids anytime ANY character does ANYTHING he butts in an does a similar thing or some other thing trying to steal the moment.
      his character is often enough in character what he does but this was grogs moment and while the act itself wasnt that big you gotta just add it as another thing on the list of things. travis is playing his grog is depressed from his loss moment not tiberius playing his a little too brutish character moments.

  • @annavale3971
    @annavale3971 7 років тому +615

    Gotta love that as soon as Pike is gone, Grog throws himself into a fighting pit w/ a mountain.

    • @JaKe420Forever
      @JaKe420Forever 6 років тому +13

      In that fight he was the mountian

    • @dirkstrider4820
      @dirkstrider4820 6 років тому +3

      Anna Vale To be fair he wanted to do it back in Crag Hammer and I'm hoping he fights there too!

    • @TheBoomstickBros
      @TheBoomstickBros 5 років тому +7

      The funny thing is that Grog was still taller. He’s like 7’8” and the half orc was 6’6”. This was like Rocky 4 and the half orc was punching above his weight class by a LOT

    • @jakobschoning7355
      @jakobschoning7355 5 років тому +6

      @@TheBoomstickBros Yeah he sould have lost though I believe. I am pretty sure grog didnt add his rage bonus

    • @estenynaniron2722
      @estenynaniron2722 5 років тому +19

      Pike is 100% of Grog's impulse control

  • @asorlokirunarsson9864
    @asorlokirunarsson9864 4 роки тому +683

    "I know, I used it in the fight that you didn't wanna fight in," Scanlan remembers. Scanlan never forgets.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +70

      Nobody forgot. Hes just upfront with it

    • @josephmariani9945
      @josephmariani9945 3 роки тому +11

      @@S_047 I think they were making a joke

    • @LagunaX1
      @LagunaX1 3 роки тому +41

      @Norscan Wolf I wish they'd reveal all the little tidbits/info they are told in secret, such as the reason Keyleth was so against handing over the horn and going deeper into the underground, and you know it's not improv because Vax does an insight check on it and Matt whispers to him. I have a feeling Tiberius had something like that, because he uses 100% magic, and the Beholder dispelled all magic in it's line of sight, so he was adamant about not going in the temple because he was terrified of it. But we'll probably never know now.
      Also trying to bring allies in on the carpet to help in the fight wasn't a terrible idea, it just backfired because he failed a roll and now everyone gives him shit for it. There's plenty to give him shit for, but I think in this case he was actually trying to help.

    • @ricosrealm
      @ricosrealm 3 роки тому +31

      @@LagunaX1 he’s played the character well, he was concerned of being nullified and instead sought to get help, as soon as that failed he went back to assist. Not sure why people give Orion shit for a decent idea and role playing it fairly well.

    • @arunoc7208
      @arunoc7208 3 роки тому +64

      @@ricosrealm As far as the characters know, Tiberius fucked off on a carpet then came back, stole the kill and said that he saved them all. It was a smart move as a player, but in Canon, since he never explained it to the characters, they thought he just left them then came back

  • @cynicallysalty4592
    @cynicallysalty4592 3 роки тому +61

    Taliesin: "We haven't had an awkward parental confrontation in what feels like months."
    Laura at the same time: "LETS GO (FIND/FIGHT?) YOUR FAMILY."
    Tricket: "GRRRR"
    I love the vibes bwuahaha

  • @sylviecrowell3949
    @sylviecrowell3949 3 роки тому +88

    that pit fight was the moment Travis decided to play a half orc in campaign 2

  • @Vitaee13
    @Vitaee13 5 років тому +846

    "My wife is the Head Master"
    Laura and Travis bust out laughing.
    I die.

  • @HeavenlyAshley
    @HeavenlyAshley 4 роки тому +801

    I know this is the 17th episode. I know they are voice actors. But still the array of sounds that Matt can produce are astonishing

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +11

      A fast wiki on everything they have been Imin is mind boggling. Alot of shows and games i love

    • @coryradcliffe6887
      @coryradcliffe6887 3 роки тому +7

      Hopefully by now you’ve seen c2 and realize how crazy it really gets

    • @kaneo1
      @kaneo1 2 роки тому +10

      Was it the C2 ice worm/turtle where he creeped all the cast out with the screech?

    • @MegaPokefan97
      @MegaPokefan97 2 роки тому +1

      He can sing, too!

  • @parodycalfilms
    @parodycalfilms 3 роки тому +140

    This is a city where arcane magic is outlawed. Tiberius: "I would like to cast all the spells."

    • @Champs808
      @Champs808 Рік тому +3

      He doesn’t ask. He just rolls damage and tells Matt what happened. I’m always surprised he lets him get away with it at times.

  • @briansandford3596
    @briansandford3596 3 роки тому +76

    In a campaign of epic highs, Grog's fight with the Orc barbarian in the pit stands out as one of the best of the best, not so much for the plot line, but for the collective storytelling. Laura's (and others) many looks of horror are just priceless.

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 років тому +471

    I can only imagine the shock, after weeks of waiting for this show to come back on...
    That the first thing to happen is Scanlan taking a magic blue poo in the temple of Sarenrae.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +9

      Sounds just like Crit Role to me

  • @Shadowrained
    @Shadowrained 7 років тому +750

    I really hope there's a count of how many times a Npc said "I dont like you" to the party

    • @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471
      @matthhiasbrownanonionchopp3471 6 років тому +39

      mar -shadowrain- Conover if they had a silver for each time they would never worry about money again

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 6 років тому +17

      What, like a TFS Krillin-style counter in the corner? Think it'll get that high?

    • @2reinrein
      @2reinrein 5 років тому +5

      It just gives them a dollar to the kickstarter.

    • @DarkWolf-yg1um
      @DarkWolf-yg1um 5 років тому +3

      The count behind this episode is last 100.
      After that, we have no idea, probably say past 5,000

  • @georgelopez9411
    @georgelopez9411 3 роки тому +100

    That 1v1 was way more interesting than it should have been. Both Matt and Travis were fantastic!

  • @EvilRobotSteve
    @EvilRobotSteve 2 роки тому +67

    Mere minutes into the show and we're getting a deep dive into the mechanics of scrying poop. Matt has big disappointed dad energy. I love this show!

  • @theelusive1736
    @theelusive1736 4 роки тому +616

    I feel like Taliesin was more mad about the exploding arrow failing than Laura was.

    • @tohon
      @tohon 4 роки тому +55

      Hayden Weiss the “Now!” response to her nat20 made me laugh.

    • @mistresspheonix854
      @mistresspheonix854 4 роки тому +39

      That's because the arrow didn't fail, the archer failed... And then got blown up. I'd be angry too (not at Laura, at the situation)!

    • @Chaotix05
      @Chaotix05 2 роки тому +8

      @@mistresspheonix854 It did a shit ton of damage as well

  • @katherineh.4645
    @katherineh.4645 5 років тому +863

    Scanlan: "So I leave and rejoin my fellow, wiping the tear from my eye and the poo from my bottom"
    Matt: *regrets every decision he's ever made that led him to that point*
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the exact moment Matt Mercer died inside.

    • @bigmike1ak
      @bigmike1ak 4 роки тому +51

      Katherine H.
      Matt takes damage. Roll a saving throw Matt.

    • @1SunnyDaze0
      @1SunnyDaze0 4 роки тому +43

      @@bigmike1ak But is it fish damage?

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 4 роки тому +29

      @@1SunnyDaze0 It's fecal psychic damage, very dangerous.

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 роки тому +25

      With Sam there, Matt dies inside every single episode. He keeps getting resurrected by Saranrae though.

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +4

      How no one askes the important question of what is first or is he doing it at the same time ?

  • @SESauvie
    @SESauvie 3 роки тому +623

    This is my first watch of critical Role and it's really noticeable that Mercer has stopped trusting Orion's roles and actions. Looking up basically everything he does and rolling a bunch of damage dies himself. I was wondering if I was just seeing something that wasn't there in earlier episodes and it doesn't appear that was the case. That is such a horrible feeling when you're DM. :(

    • @4nge180
      @4nge180 2 роки тому +157

      i’ve noticed that too-quite sad. and the fact that Sam has started to “help” count Orion’s roles (to keep him honest)

    • @amandowski9428
      @amandowski9428 2 роки тому +117

      Yeah, its super sad to see. When Orion threw a fit about the fireball stuff I went back to see what Mercer said, and he did agree to 20ft radius but no one believed him cause he does crap like that all the time. Reminds me of the boy who cried wolf lol.

    • @vinvenal4243
      @vinvenal4243 2 роки тому +37

      @@amandowski9428 yeah, with hindsight, mercer should probably have agreed to not apply the damage on this occasion, due to the misunderstanding, and clarified for future reference, but regardless, Orion handled it like a tool as always.

    • @Fbcos221
      @Fbcos221 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheYahmez Ah yes, the age-old art of armchair psychology on full display

    • @Feragore
      @Feragore Рік тому +4

      @@amandowski9428 CR came back in my recommends. This was the exact moment I just stopped watching entirely.

  • @111doomer
    @111doomer 3 роки тому +366

    Grog "where do I mark of my loss of pride?"
    Matt "That would be under additional notes"
    I died.
    Sam "That's not even chicken, it's just a piece of wood"
    Matt " and yet that doesn't stop him as he makes his way, bite by bite, through a piece of driftwood he found by the bar"
    I died again.

  • @TrackerRoo
    @TrackerRoo 4 роки тому +589

    Sam still throwing shade over Orion bitching out of that fight with the Beholder.

    • @lailahmeness9179
      @lailahmeness9179 3 роки тому +141

      as he should

    • @bodhixzx
      @bodhixzx 3 роки тому +25

      And a casting a spell that I don’t believe he is high enough level to use (chain lightning)

    • @spectralumbra1568
      @spectralumbra1568 3 роки тому +54

      @@bodhixzx To play devil's advocate, they each started at level 9 on episode 1 and everyone has leveled up once or twice since and, according to critrolestats, Vex, Keyleth, and Tiberius were each level 11 by this episode. Sorcerers get access to chain lightning at level 11, so it's definitely possible he was able to learn it by now. Since two other character had levelled by this point and he said after casting the spell that it was new, I think it's reasonable that he got to level 11 by this point.

    • @nicholasjoseph8049
      @nicholasjoseph8049 3 роки тому +27

      @@bodhixzx marisha said keyleth has a level 6 spell slot right before combat so tiberius was probably same level

    • @alistairroberts7755
      @alistairroberts7755 3 роки тому +40

      The more I watch the happier I am hes not in the show.

  • @thejamman4070
    @thejamman4070 5 років тому +204

    So, from that Hydra’s perspective, a bunch of stone walls appeared around him after taking a drink, then a bunch of green people ran at him to kill him. Not the weirdest thing it’s seen, but that has to be up there.

  • @josefzalusky7307
    @josefzalusky7307 3 роки тому +120

    It's my headcanon that when Scanlan sings his songs, not only does a full band play out of nowhere, but the whole party stops what they're doing briefly to assist in the end of the song.

    • @renaissancenerd3801
      @renaissancenerd3801 Рік тому +6

      it's actually part of the bard class that they basically tap into the music of the weave or something like that, so basically any one bard can play a regular lute and it sounds like a full band

    • @rawchicken3463
      @rawchicken3463 Рік тому +2

      No I think it's just canon, it happened with the vicious mockery that made someone give up on respiration

  • @forkysporky7073
    @forkysporky7073 3 роки тому +381

    So this is why Travis picked a half-orc for Season 2 XD

    • @katjamming7546
      @katjamming7546 2 роки тому +24

      Haha I was thinking the same thing!

    • @Yoder023
      @Yoder023 Рік тому +2

      This is exactly why

    • @oLawlieto
      @oLawlieto Рік тому +7

      Relentless Endurance is one hell of a trait ^^And it was here Travis learned about it 😂😂

  • @IHeartGameplay
    @IHeartGameplay 5 років тому +515

    "This place doesn't like magic"
    Vox Machina :shape shifts and uses like 12 spells RIGHT INFRONT OF PEOPLE

    • @reienna6410
      @reienna6410 4 роки тому +7

      arcane, not divine...but yeah...mat let a lot of stuff slide

    • @theflyingwelshman5338
      @theflyingwelshman5338 4 роки тому +3

      Good thing none of them are lawful good.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому +38

      Wildshape and Druid magic isn't arcane and Tiberius has low wisdom and doesn't care

    • @sybilreichlan6117
      @sybilreichlan6117 3 роки тому +14

      @@MorinehtarTheBlue yeah, it's very much in character for Tiberius, who has essentially been praised for his arcane ability, to not understand or care why they don't like arcane magic

    • @Danganraptor
      @Danganraptor 4 місяці тому

      Like they explained back in Kraghammer, "We're obviously idiots."

  • @HackerWarrior84
    @HackerWarrior84 5 років тому +239

    "My body is a temple!" Whatever you say there, "Holy Man".

  • @c.m.9369
    @c.m.9369 Рік тому +91

    Nobody has a genuin laugh like Taliesin. It‘s just beautiful x-D

  • @KerriB
    @KerriB Рік тому +40

    Sam singing along quietly to the background music starting at 2:23:03 is magical. I love his singing voice so much!

  • @IrisCorven
    @IrisCorven 4 роки тому +365

    Ah yes. The fabled "Sir Macho of the Savage Lands" technique I've heard so much about. I hear he once used that on Umber Hulk Hogan.

    • @copcultofpersonality8223
      @copcultofpersonality8223 3 роки тому +27

      "Umber Hulk Hogan" that's fucking jenious, underrated comment 🤣🤣

    • @Abyrae
      @Abyrae 2 роки тому +6

      One year later, I just fucking choked on my hot chocolate trying not to spit all over my laptop reading that comment and laughing. Well done!

    • @FrustratedMillennial
      @FrustratedMillennial 2 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment

    • @TealTheDropster
      @TealTheDropster Рік тому

      umber hulk hogan lmao

  • @sjurgaustad5531
    @sjurgaustad5531 8 років тому +1173

    Seventeen episodes, numerous boss fights and Group-on-Group action, and fucking EVERYTHING pales in comparison to a half-orc and a Goliath in a ditch located at the ass-end of Nowhere.
    DnD

    • @cuteboy51
      @cuteboy51 8 років тому +10

      I love this episode!! I haven't laughed this much in awhile!

    • @alemirdikson
      @alemirdikson 8 років тому +43

      The most epic battle I have ever witnessed, and it was all in words. D&D is definitely a land of wonders.

    • @YormanGina
      @YormanGina 7 років тому +62

      I was watching this in the middle of the night and I literally had to hold my shouts in as the fight escalated into an all-out bloody brawl. Easily the greatest moment on the show so far in my opinion.

    • @chriscollins2095
      @chriscollins2095 7 років тому +25

      Grog and that half-orc really was one of the best encounters in the show, and I've seen some of the later episodes.

    • @JustXen66
      @JustXen66 7 років тому +16

      This was before there was an official goliath in the system. Volo's wasn't out yet so that racial attribute didn't exist yet. I had the same thought until I looked it up

  • @MikaeruDaiTenshi
    @MikaeruDaiTenshi 3 роки тому +45

    "I'll get inside the teddy bear and act out Trinket during the game. Perfect! That's not gonna happen. It might happen..." - Matt Mercer, Dungeon Master and one of the best people on the internet.

  • @haleywillits7945
    @haleywillits7945 2 роки тому +48

    That look of utter joy on Travis's face during the fight is why I love playing barbarian

  • @pjkokkovas5170
    @pjkokkovas5170 4 роки тому +137

    Grog: loses big fight
    Vex: loses her exploding arrow
    Percy: loses his cool
    Trinket: loses consciousness

  • @hannahlily4892
    @hannahlily4892 6 років тому +290

    "we haven't had an awkward parental confrontation in what feels like months" this is a disaster party and i love them 1:51:56

  • @angeloinciong2822
    @angeloinciong2822 3 роки тому +93

    I have never been interested in boxing, martial arts tournament, mma or UFC, but that Crucible fight... I was so invested.
    Also, this episode made me imagine Vex saying "I would like to range" as a parody to her husband.

  • @Gomace
    @Gomace 2 роки тому +34

    The more I think about it, the more I realize how impressive it was that Grog almost beat the half-orc. Matt even said that he wasn't supposed to get that close, and he only lost because of a cheat-death racial ability.
    That's pretty impressive.

    • @doihavetobeg
      @doihavetobeg 10 місяців тому +3

      Unfortunately (or fortunately because we got an intense fight and a great RP segment out of it), Travis forgot to/didn't realize he could add his rage bonus damage to his hits while Matt apparently didn't. The half-orc consistently hit for 2-3 damage more per hit than Grog. He should have KOd the champion while still having HP to spare, even with relentless endurance kicking in.

    • @whatcouldbeupdog
      @whatcouldbeupdog 6 місяців тому +2

      @@doihavetobeg It happens, I think he never uses his rage modifier. My first time watching so I hope he picks up on it later. I think the loss was honestly maybe even a bit better, though.

    • @doihavetobeg
      @doihavetobeg 6 місяців тому +1

      @@whatcouldbeupdog Win or lose, Grog is always great :D
      But yeah, it happens. I still regularly forget my warlock can push opponents when he EBlasts them :D

    • @dasquirrel715
      @dasquirrel715 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@doihavetobeg even worse, Goliath have a racial ability "stone's endurance" that would have nullified d12 damage plus constitution modifier. He would have won.

  • @cristiaolson7327
    @cristiaolson7327 4 роки тому +731

    I love how as "Grog" says "where do I mark off my loss of pride?", Travis sullenly bites into a piece of fried chicken like he's trying to eat his way through recovery from a bad breakup.
    Also, can we just talk about Sam's choral singing with the background music while Vax jumps the hydra with his sneak attack...

  • @N7AslansHobbit_Ry
    @N7AslansHobbit_Ry 5 років тому +341

    I'm paralyzed from the waist down and even *I* felt that attack to the kneecap lmao

    • @N7AslansHobbit_Ry
      @N7AslansHobbit_Ry 4 роки тому +9

      @Jacob Treuer no you're good lol

    • @veggiebacon9243
      @veggiebacon9243 3 роки тому +19

      I'm a woman and I felt those bone-crushing kicks to the testicles.

    • @tumbleweed1552
      @tumbleweed1552 3 роки тому +4

      @@veggiebacon9243 I had to check that mine were still there after that.

    • @shubidoe
      @shubidoe 2 роки тому

      @@veggiebacon9243 well we can imagine a kick to the clit. that shit shakes your core.

  • @TXRI2012
    @TXRI2012 10 місяців тому +38

    i''ve never seen liam laugh as hard as he did after the "sloppily disappointing a woman" comment

  • @leavemealone930
    @leavemealone930 3 роки тому +50

    My favourite thing about dnd pitched melees like Grogs is just the party trying to cheat. It always happens, in every game I’ve ever been in or watched. It’s a beautiful thing.

    • @MrPayne616
      @MrPayne616 2 роки тому +4

      In my own opinion unless the person fighting asks for help in fight I finding alittle disappointing how quick people go to cheat in a fight of strength like this. Personally I would feel cheated out of the fight for not having the opportunity to win through my own means.

    • @christopherlabbe398
      @christopherlabbe398 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MrPayne616 spoken like someone who hasnt had to strugle for income. These are fights for $$$. AkA how you feed yourself. The rule "its only cheating when you get caught" would be in effect.
      These characters are not in a first-world land of plenty, where food and housing is provided to the poor. They have a LOT of expenses (armor, potions, spell supplies) that they need to MAKE thier income.
      This is roleplay. What your complaining about, is ACCURATE role play... in a roleplay game...

  • @Antenox
    @Antenox 8 років тому +200

    1:23:00 "HE HAD ONE LEFT?!?!"
    Oh, what an epic cry of anguish for the ages

    • @jamesgarlick4573
      @jamesgarlick4573 5 років тому +4

      I honestly think that made Grog more impressive in that fight even though he lost

  • @raediant3307
    @raediant3307 8 років тому +722

    "Sloppily disappointing a woman" IM DEAD

    • @Peter_Cordes
      @Peter_Cordes 6 років тому +22

      That was Travis's wife's reaction, too: Vex/Laura head-desk at 1:25:09

    • @patrickodonnell9443
      @patrickodonnell9443 5 років тому +13

      As a "working woman" would she necessarily be disappointed when an evening of work becomes a ten minute task?
      With Grog's constitution I suspect he can tie up an awful lot of a brothels schedule when he's at his best.......

  • @rehnaexanti5270
    @rehnaexanti5270 2 роки тому +125

    I love how sometimes Matt has a look on his face of, "I'm surrounded by fifth graders.". 😂😂😂

  • @SourceCod33
    @SourceCod33 3 роки тому +28

    God I love grog, him getting his glory in this episode to really show his acting was amazing. He really captures the 6 intelligence Goliath that he plays

  • @ChangelingWaves
    @ChangelingWaves 5 років тому +322

    Here we see the start of Taliesin’s Mohawk

    • @NIKSEEN
      @NIKSEEN 2 роки тому +3

      Feels like witnessing a historic moment

    • @asserm.8047
      @asserm.8047 2 роки тому +5

      [various ohhhh tourist noises]

    • @mango4723
      @mango4723 2 роки тому

      Taliesin’s *what?*

  • @TheAnimationHipster
    @TheAnimationHipster 4 роки тому +410

    God how is Grog the most adorable member of the party when you have Pike, Keyleth, and Fucken Trinket there?

    • @mathnerd3364
      @mathnerd3364 4 роки тому +25

      That, my friend, is what's known as excellent role playing.

    • @privatizitat815
      @privatizitat815 4 роки тому +8

      And his int of 6 probably helps

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 роки тому +29

      Really I'm more impressed that Pike, Keyleth, and Trinket are still in the running for most adorable when you've got Grog in the party.

    • @eazym2883
      @eazym2883 4 роки тому

      so true

    • @zippomage
      @zippomage 3 роки тому +5

      i find that the best part about grog is the way he talks like deadpool, constantly breaking the fourth wall, giving weird petnames to his opponent

  • @practicaldeduction6862
    @practicaldeduction6862 3 роки тому +46

    The role play in this episode so far is amazing. Percy and Vax are my favorites; but Grog's depression was gold in this one.

  • @virginiamooney4105
    @virginiamooney4105 5 років тому +196

    Matt looked like he was having so much fun during the match with Grog

    • @toryfox4580
      @toryfox4580 4 роки тому +36

      No matter what happens Grog wont die, means Mercer can unload on Grog for the first time without worrying about killing a PC....its a liberating experience for a GM

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 роки тому +35

      Also I'd like to think he's happy Grog can finally shine in his element. Ie. Grog being overshadowed by magic , trick shots, vanishing daggers ect. A straight up muscle fight

    • @exyuda6592
      @exyuda6592 2 роки тому +14

      It was also an entire combat of Matt just playing one character. So for the moment, it was like he was playing alongside them rather than being a dm

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +268

    Vex: “I would like to range”

  • @nattojelly8349
    @nattojelly8349 2 роки тому +68

    I am pretty late to CR, but I can not imagine that anyone could have predicted what kind of a higher phenomenon the show will become over the years. It so amazing to see how supportive those fans from the first hour were!! A big thank you to everyone who made them bis, without you I would have never found them and would have lost a huge creative push and might have never had the courage to start even thinking about getting into DnD! Thank you!!

  • @cheatercipher4988
    @cheatercipher4988 Рік тому +44

    2:39:20 This kind of symmetry of Travis and Liam looking away to both sides and Laura dropping her head... this moment of disappointment had such beauty to it XD

    • @cheatercipher4988
      @cheatercipher4988 Рік тому +2

      Ps.: Wouldve been legendary if Vex dropped the arrow cause of the nat1 and then cause of the nat20 saves it by kicking it towards the hydra and giving him the dmg... I know it wouldnt work like that but that instantly popped into my head and i love this

  • @virginiamooney4105
    @virginiamooney4105 5 років тому +135

    "I feel uncomfortable, it must be the emotion." Big ass mood, thanks Sam, .