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  • Опубліковано 1 тра 2022
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    Fumi Abe is a hilarious LA based comedian that performs all over the country.
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Fumi Abe
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
    Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
    Director of Photography: Mark I. Davis
    Gaffer and Cam Operator: Nathan Andres-Hughes
    Cam Operators:
    Gordie Earle III
    Mark I. Davis
    Cole Garrett
    Kyle Kazanjian-Amory
    Editor: Gordie Earle III
    Color Correction: Mark Davis
    Sound Recording: Michael Crumley
    Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
    Producers: Brad Silnutzer and Cole Garrett
    Production Coordinator: Megan Hunter
    Live Event Producer: Jeff Kane
    Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, SBCAST
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 111

  • @sunsetbari
    @sunsetbari 2 роки тому +325

    Turned down a job at google for the army, her life a whole punchline 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MossyOctopus
      @MossyOctopus Рік тому +3

      I was gagged. Gooped. Mouth agape. Dead.

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz Рік тому +1

      I’ve heard of ppl going to the army so they could go to school for free, but never finishing school then signing up for the army

    • @kittyonmydesk5532
      @kittyonmydesk5532 Рік тому

      Noooo, her life a whole punchline, bitch! 🤣

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 11 місяців тому

      @@HaloHighlightz Since she's a graduate, she will start out as an Officer. I'm sure she got a great enlistment contract and will either have a fantastic career or get excellent training and experience.

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 8 місяців тому

      dunno man, Google might just be more evil than the US military by now

  • @jayem7208
    @jayem7208 2 роки тому +69

    "my paychecks are bi-weekly..?"
    Me: when I tell you I LOLED

  • @jaypalmer2463
    @jaypalmer2463 2 роки тому +74

    that last bit was a strong way to end the set, lol "byeeee"

  • @user-xx7ot4cp2q
    @user-xx7ot4cp2q 2 роки тому +27

    “yaaas ARMY” had me in tears

  • @thenopasslook
    @thenopasslook 2 роки тому +75

    the spanish bit on the hotline is hilarious 🤣🤣

  • @fabricator.cap.hill.seattle
    @fabricator.cap.hill.seattle 2 роки тому +169

    You guys got some great stuff on the channel, and Fumi really is a standout!

  • @msomichael2
    @msomichael2 2 роки тому +109

    Thoroughly enjoyed that. Felt like I was chilling with a friend

  • @ChelseaEasterling
    @ChelseaEasterling 2 роки тому +28

    Died with the 2 girls 1cup reference!! I forgot about how big that was 🤣

  • @bluemuyunda4145
    @bluemuyunda4145 Рік тому +45

    very refreshing, postive, original humor where his personality and taste shows, rather than being a cheap comedian that just goes for shock value and whatever the buzz story of the week is.

  • @DontTellComedy
    @DontTellComedy  2 роки тому +25

    Make sure to follow Fumi on IG @thefumiabe

  • @booksgurrsandpurrs
    @booksgurrsandpurrs 2 роки тому +60

    This set is so Damn funny.

  • @hehashivemind6111
    @hehashivemind6111 2 роки тому +10

    Lmao omg the sister.
    That would be hilarious as a videogame character

  • @sophthekittie
    @sophthekittie 2 роки тому +51

    Sadly I was born in 98 and I do remember 2 girls 1 cup… a bunch of older kids(high schoolers) showed it to me when I was in grade 4 🙃

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 2 роки тому +2

      Who calls it grade 4. Its the 4th grade gen z'er

    • @sethm516
      @sethm516 2 роки тому +2

      Geez I remember getting shown that too in middle school

    • @shadowunikat849
      @shadowunikat849 2 роки тому +2

      Holy shit.

    • @shadowunikat849
      @shadowunikat849 2 роки тому +3

      I mean... I avoided watching it soooooooo.... I was told a general description and was like "oh hell no. I'll stick to my bl shit.

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 роки тому +6

      @@TheBrob1983 maybe… idk… research before you say something stupid as shit? it’s a regional thing

  • @LewdGeek
    @LewdGeek 2 роки тому +8

    Can I be friend with this dude? 😂🤣 that text message part is just me 😂🤣

  • @TheCalebMoline
    @TheCalebMoline 2 роки тому +17

    Loved this whole thing, but the West Hollywood bits were my favorite. 💀

  • @BearsGoBang
    @BearsGoBang 2 роки тому +16

    Can’t wait to see more from Fumi!!!

  • @srik7826
    @srik7826 2 роки тому +18

    This dude is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @cb.on.yt22
    @cb.on.yt22 2 роки тому +8

    while “anyone who doesn’t remember two girls one cup” has some great potential, Gen Z was the generation who didn’t have restricted access for the expansive internet network we have now from a *very* young age, this is all to say, i saw all the nasty viral vids around ages 8-13

  • @nah3193
    @nah3193 2 роки тому +7

    This channel is incredible

  • @kianahrwilliams1360
    @kianahrwilliams1360 2 роки тому +6

    I need to see him in person!! This was great

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg 2 роки тому +12

    This guy was fantastic. I enjoyed his whole set, and did that dumb thing where I was grinning the whole time

  • @mothusimaake1566
    @mothusimaake1566 2 роки тому +5

    Nice set 😂👌🏾

  • @anonpls809
    @anonpls809 2 роки тому +9

    Fumi’s so funnyyyyy

  • @jessicabarbecho2268
    @jessicabarbecho2268 2 роки тому +2

    He/him was so good!😆😆❤️

  • @WalleBrown
    @WalleBrown Рік тому

    Awesome and funny

  • @wynoglia
    @wynoglia Рік тому +12

    This guy is fu-nny
    Such wholesome vibes too
    Kinda rare for comics

    • @Itsant33
      @Itsant33 Рік тому

      Do you listen to a lot of comics?

  • @effu9375
    @effu9375 2 роки тому +2

    This guy is hilarious!!!

  • @sachabourdeau358
    @sachabourdeau358 9 місяців тому

    The emojis and the lolz for every text hit me hard

  • @xRaphHD
    @xRaphHD Рік тому

    Very funny!

  • @blueandgreenslacks
    @blueandgreenslacks 2 роки тому

    Gold!

  • @elsaale4185
    @elsaale4185 2 роки тому +7

    Fumi and Katherine were really funny

  • @n.ayisha
    @n.ayisha 7 місяців тому

    very very VERY funny.

  • @deeniedarlinn
    @deeniedarlinn 2 роки тому +2

    Nice job Fumi 😂😂😂

  • @yoakesama7123
    @yoakesama7123 2 роки тому +3

    I have my accountancy exam tomorrow and honestly got 5 day break and studied total of less than 5 hours. freaking out but need some comedy dose

  • @twodeepupyours508
    @twodeepupyours508 2 роки тому

    Not bad not bad 👏

  • @Zen_17k
    @Zen_17k 7 місяців тому +1

    Fumi is hilarious!!! Nice escape from the global BS! Thanks Fumi!😁

  • @dorissaclaire
    @dorissaclaire 2 роки тому +11

    Unfortunately I was born after 9/11 AND I (horrifically) remember 2girls1cup…rip to my childhood huh?

    • @TheBrob1983
      @TheBrob1983 2 роки тому

      Did ya see 1 guy 1 cup tho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dudes face 🥶🥶🥶🥶🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣

  • @yarr0
    @yarr0 2 роки тому +7

    PDF of a pp pic 😂😂😂😭

  • @Matt-ur1is
    @Matt-ur1is Рік тому +1

    how come this video didn’t get more views😂

  • @JamMasterKae
    @JamMasterKae 2 роки тому +8

    im sorry, 911 is theee marker in time for a lot of people. my older sister remembers the day she was let out of school early for 9/11… i’m gen x and i don’t remember anything about that day. i was a toddler.
    the next marker will probably be the start of the Covid 19 pandemic… if you can’t remember “the before times,” you are of a completely different generation and that influences your outlook.

    • @JamMasterKae
      @JamMasterKae 2 роки тому

      im **gen z lol autocorrect

    • @methyod
      @methyod 2 роки тому

      gen alpha will destroy us all as revenge for climate change

  • @scottyxo4052
    @scottyxo4052 Рік тому

    I was born in ‘98 and I remember 2 girls in 1 cup LOL

  • @shaspearman8647
    @shaspearman8647 Рік тому +1

    Boy killed

  • @effu9375
    @effu9375 2 роки тому

    🇵🇭🇺🇲🤙🏽🙏🏽 new subscriber 🎉🎉

  • @m.orionyt
    @m.orionyt Рік тому +1

    The upsetting thing is that a lot of people are mistaking Gen Alpha as Gen Z

  • @hellobye4984
    @hellobye4984 Рік тому

    Older genz 1997-99 remember two girls one cup 😭 we wish we didn’t

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +2

    Handsome funny dude.

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Рік тому

    Pdf 😂😂😂

  • @brojeffy
    @brojeffy Рік тому +1

    great set but he meant png not pdf :P

  • @mariarahelvarnhagen2729
    @mariarahelvarnhagen2729 2 роки тому

    Innit Abe The Clarke ?

  • @natachapeguero6287
    @natachapeguero6287 Рік тому +2

    He's really funny but there's a large asians latino population throughout the America's

  • @karmakameleon113
    @karmakameleon113 10 місяців тому

    Spanish speaking Filipinos have left the chat.

  • @nogmo100
    @nogmo100 2 роки тому +1

    Pein df. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @michellepittman7886
    @michellepittman7886 2 роки тому +7

    My pronouns are he/him and my paychecks are biweekly… lmbo

  • @sKitZoBonKa
    @sKitZoBonKa Рік тому

    2 girls 1 cup qhahah

  • @anastaciamenemenils8508
    @anastaciamenemenils8508 2 роки тому +2

    25 is millennial bc they’re born in 1996 😩

  • @Alexardelean89
    @Alexardelean89 2 роки тому +2

    He’s cute.

  • @blink7777777
    @blink7777777 2 роки тому +1

    Violence from people who didn't even vote from trump. When he said asian virus. Lol

  • @djklepto1996
    @djklepto1996 2 роки тому +2

    Lol byeeeee

  • @LaLaLaLaLampPost
    @LaLaLaLaLampPost Рік тому +1

    Lol, but there are literally people who are racially asian but ethnically latin.

  • @anastaciamenemenils8508
    @anastaciamenemenils8508 2 роки тому +1

    para 中文按一

  • @mikeblalock4116
    @mikeblalock4116 Рік тому

    Comment

  • @chimizhoexx3957
    @chimizhoexx3957 3 місяці тому

    Why is New York Times defining Gen Z

  • @thomaschan8844
    @thomaschan8844 7 місяців тому

    Asians who speak Spanish? Filipinos.

  • @mundaneamazing
    @mundaneamazing Рік тому

    Imagine not knowing Filipino people exist..

  • @StarStreamFlowArtist
    @StarStreamFlowArtist 2 роки тому +2

    So what if your between Gen z and millennial?

    • @nanyummyify
      @nanyummyify 2 роки тому

      That's me I'm like in the border. Born in the late 1997s I vaguely remember 911, 2 girls one cup etc...

    • @rainbomg
      @rainbomg 2 роки тому +1

      That just means you get to identify with the good stuff ppl say and exclude yourself from the negative. If millennials are getting dragged, that’s when you’re gen Z, and if gen Z is the problem, bloop! Now you’re a millennial. My siblings were both born in the mid nineties. I wonder how they identify… I guess there is kind of an in between group, you guys are the ones who had livejournal/MySpace while in high school, right?

  • @kifacorea
    @kifacorea Рік тому +1

    Good stuff but "asian" and "asian american" are not the same 😀

  • @MichaelTurnerComedy
    @MichaelTurnerComedy 2 роки тому +4

    So you’re saying people that remember 9/11 have better taste in music

    • @trailrider2571
      @trailrider2571 2 роки тому +3

      People who remember Vietnam have better taste in music.

    • @Cassanova23
      @Cassanova23 2 роки тому

      I agree with you both

  • @Joey_Birthday
    @Joey_Birthday 2 роки тому +1

    I’m Gen Z :pppp

  • @MossyOctopus
    @MossyOctopus Рік тому

    Its so funny how the characature of a gen z is just a gay millennial.

  • @SmokeyKel
    @SmokeyKel Рік тому

    Jokes are great! But the storyline is out of order..

  • @cesilio
    @cesilio Рік тому

    wrong

  • @kainalu49
    @kainalu49 Рік тому

    Super fake laugh track

  • @itsjustian8484
    @itsjustian8484 2 роки тому

    My pronouns should be obvious, OR you must be new to this planet.