Dangerously Woke | Ismael Loutfi | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Ismael Loutfi
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
    Directed By: Gordie Earle III
    Director of Photography: Thomas Hubbel
    Producer: Cole Garrett
    Consulting Producer: Brad Silnutzer
    Gaffer and Cam Operator: Michael Tellup
    Cam Operators:
    Gordie Earle III
    Thomas Hubbel
    Lauren Doyle
    Brett Kushner
    Editor: Gordie Earle III
    Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
    Sound Recording: Alex Gilroy
    Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
    Production Assistants:
    Megan Hunter
    Lucas Portnoy
    Samantha Belle Ohlin
    Photographer: Jill Petracek
    Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, Unità Club
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 188

  • @elin1627
    @elin1627 2 роки тому +414

    He's reading this! Everyone act normal!

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 2 роки тому +181

    That Aziz joke tho. Brilliant.

    • @gianni.santi.
      @gianni.santi. 2 роки тому +3

      THE IMPRESSION

    • @johnedwardkerr7814
      @johnedwardkerr7814 2 роки тому

      About on par with Myq Kaplan and his secret mystery impression joke.

    • @AstroInfinitum
      @AstroInfinitum Рік тому +1

      I laughed so hard I started coughing, that “oh nooooo!” sounded like a perfect impression of Aziz 😂

    • @SergeCruso
      @SergeCruso Рік тому

      I laughed too hard this early in the morning!

  • @r3tr0_r3dux_2
    @r3tr0_r3dux_2 2 роки тому +240

    "White people hear a hard name they're like, I can conquer that too." Fucking dead ☠

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +8

      R3tr0_R3dux_
      R three teeee arrrrre zero underscore arrrrre three dee youuu exxxxx underscore

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 Рік тому

      The funniest thing is that an *arab* pokes fun at white people for conquering

    • @readquranandlearnaboutisla592
      @readquranandlearnaboutisla592 Рік тому

      Islam is the Truth not the cancer but the cure

  • @TheShapingSickness
    @TheShapingSickness Рік тому +78

    8:03 his reaction is ABSOLUTE GOLD he's so dissapointed 😂😂😂 like they didn't hear what he said before didn't they

  • @JonPRuff
    @JonPRuff 2 роки тому +86

    Pretty good set though

  • @andrewjohnson1874
    @andrewjohnson1874 Рік тому +8

    I am that white guy with the names, but only because I love trying to pronounce words in other languages and see how well my minimal historical and linguistic knowledge works in random occurances, it's like a puzzle I've peripherally trained for just by being into other countries histories

  • @SergeCruso
    @SergeCruso Рік тому +6

    That hair... Amazing!

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter 2 роки тому +11

    I like his 80s fit with the mustache. Good look lol

  • @MegaSagar112
    @MegaSagar112 2 роки тому +66

    I hope someone gets the 'vindaloo & jerk' joke, he even got bombed on it but deserved a laugh, sick set tho

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +3

      👍🏼

  • @famfamfam5782
    @famfamfam5782 Рік тому +10

    That was legit top tier. I was CRACKING UP uncontrollably for the last bit starting at it’d be weird if there was ever another Indian/Jamaican VP all the way right to the end w the Ansari voice. So true too!!

  • @atharvshendage4705
    @atharvshendage4705 2 роки тому +17

    that oh no was on point😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @jakobbauz
    @jakobbauz Рік тому +17

    Since you apparently read every comment: Hilarious stuff man. This line about politics ending in "nah... it's bad." Hahaha that bone-dry delivery is just gold.

  • @aishax01
    @aishax01 2 роки тому +21

    I just love this guy! 😭where can I see more of him?

    • @omarbanegas5974
      @omarbanegas5974 2 роки тому +11

      Believe it or not but you're in the right place

    • @paulmccrary2239
      @paulmccrary2239 2 роки тому +13

      he has a comedy central half hour on UA-cam

  • @devil_anse
    @devil_anse 7 місяців тому +1

    This man is very funny. He got me through dark times.

  • @MatthewSmith-cp3hu
    @MatthewSmith-cp3hu 2 роки тому +17

    this guy writes good material

  • @garywhite2050
    @garywhite2050 2 роки тому +82

    Pretty good ; )
    Too bad there aren't going to be any more like him 😭😭😂

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +3

      You make it sound like he died!
      Did he?

    • @Madkingstow
      @Madkingstow 2 роки тому

      That's a great joke :D

    • @TheShapingSickness
      @TheShapingSickness Рік тому +7

      @@sailaab statistically there won't be anymore like him 😂😂😂

  • @josiefischer9359
    @josiefischer9359 Рік тому +6

    He’s so fucking good. Wow.

  • @TheTexican05
    @TheTexican05 Рік тому +4

    The Aziz voice cameo finisher… #brilliant 🤣

  • @maxlewhale1142
    @maxlewhale1142 2 роки тому +12

    This guy was rocking that crowd

  • @jimbeam7636
    @jimbeam7636 Рік тому +1

    Lmao "I can conquer that too" imma use that on my instructor who's name is some crazy Arabic name I can't pronounce so I just call him Teacher lol

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 2 роки тому +11

    Bro came on stage and just murdered Aziz Ansari and left 😭

  • @passingby4547
    @passingby4547 Рік тому +2

    This was soo good haha

  • @atharvshendage4705
    @atharvshendage4705 2 роки тому +5

    8:04 applauded for totally different thing🤣🤣

  • @vm6532
    @vm6532 Рік тому +12

    GO GATORS

    • @janayh2817
      @janayh2817 Рік тому +1

      Omg I’m also in Philly from Florida! GO GATORS! 🐊

    • @BashBazuke
      @BashBazuke Рік тому +1

      love philly!

  • @thetinydancer711
    @thetinydancer711 Рік тому +1

    I screamed. Like actually screamed laughing.

  • @samcs06
    @samcs06 2 роки тому +9

    Pretty good set

  • @oyyosef
    @oyyosef 2 роки тому +4

    great set, not biased

  • @_NewtonMeter
    @_NewtonMeter 2 роки тому +2

    Love this guy

  • @northwestnasandthesearch3359
    @northwestnasandthesearch3359 Рік тому +4

    Pretty good set🤣👍🏼

  • @Splatteringram
    @Splatteringram Рік тому +1

    Excellent set dude

  • @ahsans5350
    @ahsans5350 Рік тому +7

    I met him in person, super nice guy. Hope you're doing well bro!
    Edit: typo

  • @oldbrokenhands
    @oldbrokenhands 11 місяців тому +1

    Daily Show ready.

  • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
    @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 Рік тому +1

    Tomato joke was the one which earned the like first. Unreal.

  • @sti3643
    @sti3643 7 місяців тому +1

    Really funny!

  • @drumarcucci7443
    @drumarcucci7443 2 роки тому +2

    That was incredible! If you really are reading this please drop a link to your UA-cam channel or somewhere I can watch more

  • @Wesmosis
    @Wesmosis Рік тому +1

    Good stuff Ismael 😂

  • @Ec2002antisttic
    @Ec2002antisttic Рік тому +1

    This was so fucking funny, can't wait to see more of him.

  • @charlaperry6291
    @charlaperry6291 2 роки тому +62

    Muslims are beautiful people with a wonderfully rich culture and you are an awesome comedian. Great set! Keep up the good work.

    • @hydeparkist
      @hydeparkist 2 роки тому +5

      I think you didn't get his real message...

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +1

      *+hydeparkist* Exactly!

    • @iph2k185
      @iph2k185 2 роки тому

      Yeah after what happened in new york

    • @aishax01
      @aishax01 2 роки тому +8

      😭I love the spirit lollll but there's like nearly 2 billion of us, so which culture?

    • @hydeparkist
      @hydeparkist 2 роки тому

      @@aishax01 But to me you're all the same beautiful sweethearts i don't know shit about!

  • @d3mist0clesgee12
    @d3mist0clesgee12 Рік тому +1

    had me rolling, seeing him for the first time.

  • @jabbafo
    @jabbafo Рік тому +3

    Fuckin hilarious

  • @dama5334
    @dama5334 Рік тому +1

    WHO IS THIS GUY I'M IN LOVE WITH HIM

  • @Yomamaissoo
    @Yomamaissoo Рік тому +1

    He is the Fahim Anwar of Brooklyn.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 роки тому +1

    I can conquer that too 🤣

  • @butterchuggins5409
    @butterchuggins5409 Рік тому +2

    Well done

  • @wontnotawill1356
    @wontnotawill1356 Рік тому +1

    Yo man, im a white "cowboy" from AZ. I love muslims and anyone for that matter who isnt filled with hatred.

  • @pushpopLoC909
    @pushpopLoC909 2 роки тому

    Hey man, pretty good set.

  • @BoogieBoogsForever
    @BoogieBoogsForever Рік тому

    Hella good.

  • @juliuslafrentz1879
    @juliuslafrentz1879 Рік тому

    Pretty good set.

  • @Gayer_Mateo
    @Gayer_Mateo Рік тому +2

    Good sets, very funny! I like the commentary on representation, it's complex and weird, but never enough to truly change things.
    Also, hope he would have said "hehe, sorry, low-hanging fruit" after the "they're making our tomatoes are gay" joke, but idk if it'd fit.

  • @evrythingallright
    @evrythingallright Рік тому

    Pretty good set though!!! Lol

  • @twodeepupyours508
    @twodeepupyours508 2 роки тому +4

    Very funny im loving his sense of humour 👏

  • @jessday.
    @jessday. Рік тому +4

    I'm hung up on, "I'm surrounded by you always" 😂

  • @watchnowwithfireinyoureyes1009

    Dangerously woke 1:30
    Love it❤

  • @bluegordo860
    @bluegordo860 Рік тому +1

    Now i know how to properly pronounce my Name!

  • @alaaabdulrahman9294
    @alaaabdulrahman9294 Рік тому +1

    Shout out from egypt

  • @bopeybef
    @bopeybef Рік тому

    i fuck with the jacket. pretty good set too

  • @ki4n444
    @ki4n444 10 місяців тому +1

    cute dude, great set.

  • @JackBQuick79
    @JackBQuick79 2 роки тому +1

    Killing it.

  • @itsvoltzi7085
    @itsvoltzi7085 2 роки тому +3

    Pretty good set though.

  • @gabriellemarshall2237
    @gabriellemarshall2237 Рік тому

    😅😅😅😅😂ur funny

  • @danceswithsquirrels7106
    @danceswithsquirrels7106 2 роки тому +21

    I wonder if his sister’s name is Isfemael. Pretty good set though

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +2

      Arrrrgh! That was cringy.

    • @trqsh8629
      @trqsh8629 2 роки тому +2

      *cringes*
      (angrily) TAKE MY LIKE

  • @JacksonJonez
    @JacksonJonez Рік тому

    I seen him on Comedy Central before !!!

  • @mahmodgoda3717
    @mahmodgoda3717 Рік тому

    shit that was soo good

  • @isaackitone
    @isaackitone 2 роки тому +6

    His political comedy is the "both sides bad" type. The "Vindaloo jerk" joke was pretty good though.

  • @filhanislamictv8712
    @filhanislamictv8712 Рік тому

    Akhiy Ismail.
    Allah ye bariik

  • @vanillakilla813
    @vanillakilla813 Рік тому +4

    Okay so I want to hear the crowd laughing but why is he so quiet compared to the laughs. It actually hurts my ears every time the crowd laughs. Please fix this. He is good but this audio is trash asf.

  • @ericmalmud7389
    @ericmalmud7389 Рік тому

    Pretty good set tho

  • @benitofranklyn4237
    @benitofranklyn4237 3 місяці тому

    Well, there is a dude in England doing standup as Hitler and it's absolutely hilarious.

  • @bikeboi821
    @bikeboi821 Рік тому

    Pretty good 😉

  • @cherchikatilo3032
    @cherchikatilo3032 Рік тому

    Pretty good set… 😅

  • @fatimaalsalman9978
    @fatimaalsalman9978 Рік тому +1

    such a cutie

  • @cassiehannah
    @cassiehannah 2 роки тому +2

    Pretty good set.... jk.. he killed it!

  • @AliMoeeny
    @AliMoeeny Рік тому

    Nice set though

  • @rolldemtrees7419
    @rolldemtrees7419 2 роки тому +1

    Yo this guy's good

  • @thesabiqoon4178
    @thesabiqoon4178 7 місяців тому

    hate should be gone.. muslims are the good guys! We are proud of our identity, our faith, and our values.

  • @abil3362
    @abil3362 2 роки тому +2

    Hes fucking hilarioussss . Bob's burger looking dude

  • @TaMeuBem
    @TaMeuBem 8 місяців тому +1

    😁

  • @kentendo65
    @kentendo65 2 роки тому +1

    Loved this set. First time I haven't cringed at a donald trump bit lol

  • @theradiojem
    @theradiojem Рік тому

    🤣

  • @howtosober
    @howtosober Рік тому +1

    I love the way he points out how meaningless identity politics is, like those people seriously can't see that they're hoarding of wealth and opposing things like universal healthcare is totally contradictory to their BLM signs.

    • @oyoyoyo7624
      @oyoyoyo7624 3 місяці тому

      i know this is supposed to be funny, but..

  • @eliotgardner1856
    @eliotgardner1856 2 роки тому +3

    Yo that Nazi bit is killer!!

  • @siddharthkrishnan9164
    @siddharthkrishnan9164 2 роки тому +1

    I was surprised my university got a shoutout tho. GO GATORS

  • @shinigamidziri3730
    @shinigamidziri3730 Рік тому

    Pretty good set from you my man, may be you need more pauses or something. I don't know I am not a comedian 😂

  • @TheOkieLife
    @TheOkieLife 2 роки тому +13

    I like this guy. He says he's Liberal... but he is more middle man than anything.
    He's a TRUE comedian. Comedians don't care if it's on "the wrong side" if it's funny... its getting picked at. 🤣
    Love this guy, his delivery is very good. He knows how to fish the crowd.

    • @internetguy7319
      @internetguy7319 2 роки тому

      "Liberal" is not the left anyways. In most Western countries, "Liberal" is actually conservative lol.
      and not as a switch, liberalism is just a generally conservative ideology
      If "Liberal" is middle to you, you're just very conservative - the Left in America *hates* liberals. The socialists you probably hate especially hate hardcore Democrats.

    • @wodidos
      @wodidos 2 роки тому +3

      What do you even mean with “middle man”?

    • @kalanaherath3076
      @kalanaherath3076 2 роки тому

      You know that you can still be left wing without being an identity-poiltics liberal right? In fact the far Left like Communists and Socialists all despise liberals for their performative political correctness and identity politics

    • @r3tr0_r3dux_2
      @r3tr0_r3dux_2 2 роки тому +2

      @@wodidos They mean they're not indoctrinated to specifically be devoted to the politcal left or right. Kinda centered. Or centrist, is even the political term.

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому +2

      At first... I read it as 'fist' instead of 'fish'
      and was like: huh!

  • @DrewbiesDoobies
    @DrewbiesDoobies 2 роки тому

    Pretty good

  • @Itsant33
    @Itsant33 Рік тому

    Tomatoes aren't salty

  • @Cloudnab
    @Cloudnab 2 роки тому

    pretty good set, could’ve wore better shoes tho
    and what’s up with that 70’s porn stach ?

  • @eh7817
    @eh7817 2 роки тому

    I as an Indian Jamaican girl my wish was to be president for the fame

  • @RayOfHope8
    @RayOfHope8 2 роки тому

    🔥🔥😂😂😂😂

  • @hm2094
    @hm2094 Рік тому

    زهقت بنص الset

  • @KazWinchester
    @KazWinchester 2 роки тому +1

    😂🤣🤣

  • @blackmarketarmy
    @blackmarketarmy Рік тому +10

    Almost as funny as the nazi set I just watched, keep it up you'll get there

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 2 роки тому

    Hahahahahaha

  • @braddie0244
    @braddie0244 2 роки тому +6

    Where my Muslim brothers and sisters at

  • @jaklair
    @jaklair 2 роки тому +1

    ;3

  • @mdeliacloherty
    @mdeliacloherty 2 роки тому

    Chomp chomp

    • @sailaab
      @sailaab 2 роки тому

      Burrp Burrrŕrrrp

  • @vanillakilla813
    @vanillakilla813 Рік тому +1

    Can barely hear the comedian in this video but the laughing is so loud. Fix this shit.

  • @bigsadie5557
    @bigsadie5557 2 роки тому

    He said tucker Carlson but then did Alex Jones .. just sayin’
    Nonetheless, great set 😄

    • @TheShapingSickness
      @TheShapingSickness Рік тому +1

      Corporate needs to you to find the difference between Tucker and Alex.
      They're the same assholes.

    • @oyoyoyo7624
      @oyoyoyo7624 3 місяці тому

      @@TheShapingSickness😂🔟0️⃣

  • @Madkingstow
    @Madkingstow 2 роки тому +2

    Trump and Reagan were the only politicians I thought were good at talking to crowds. The rest have no charisma or confidence, as you said.

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Рік тому

      Trump doesn’t have much charisma, a lot of confidence though

  • @OisinBuckleyAnimation
    @OisinBuckleyAnimation 18 днів тому

    Typical safe and predictable routine we've seen a million times now - is this what all comedy is like now?