Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE ANGRY RED PLANET

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @canto1408
    @canto1408 6 років тому +183

    I lost it at "Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his own Soul."

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +30

      Of all the fake titles I made up, I'm glad that one made you laugh - I really need to make a poster for that one.

    • @ConstantineFurman
      @ConstantineFurman 6 років тому +18

      Please. Do.
      You know that meme that says something like "Godzilla has to go so you can't see the depths of his loneliness"? Producer Shogo Tomiyama more or less said that was canon to the character. Seriously.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 роки тому +5

      @@Enshohma I'm still confused over which is real and which isn't.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 роки тому +1

      The producers wanted Mars to look like a living comic book and it back fired. Cine magic was born !!.

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 роки тому

      I like how matter of fact these people are about life forms on Mars.

  • @forestdwellergirl474
    @forestdwellergirl474 3 роки тому +79

    Naura Hayden was my great aunt! So cool to see a family member in film!

    • @ClockworkOuroborous
      @ClockworkOuroborous Рік тому +7

      A friend from my Livejournal days (I'm old) mother was an actress/dancer in the 50s. She appeared in several B-movies as one of the 'space women on another planet'. The one she remembered most was "Fire Maidens from Outer Space."
      My friend kept telling her mother she should be going to SF and movie cons to tell stories; she could get a free trip and hotel stay : D Her mother had crazy stories but couldn't believe anyone would want to her hear them.

    • @Shadowwolf-jg3ee
      @Shadowwolf-jg3ee Рік тому +2

      wait, REALY??
      that's awesome!!!

    • @Heyheyheyfatalbert72
      @Heyheyheyfatalbert72 6 місяців тому +2

      Great aunt irish

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 місяці тому

      Will you ever do film? Maybe a indy crowdfunded 50's sci-fi homage film?

  • @caveiradacaverna6713
    @caveiradacaverna6713 3 роки тому +41

    The Musicman meets Count Dracula and Godzilla Vs. The Melancholy of his Own Soul are absolute gems, too bad not even the martians managed to convice Brandom to review them.

    • @caveiradacaverna6713
      @caveiradacaverna6713 3 роки тому +1

      And how could I forget about The Milkman kills at Night, the movie with the scariest milkman ever created on fiction.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Рік тому +1

      Isn't Shin Godzilla pretty much him fighting his own Melancholy? See lyrics to "They don't know."

  • @MataNui.
    @MataNui. 6 років тому +138

    The red filter may be memorable but It's also headache inducing.

    • @cthulhupthagn5771
      @cthulhupthagn5771 6 років тому +13

      Mata Nui same reason the Game Boy VR failed

    • @kiryuandgodzillagirl
      @kiryuandgodzillagirl 4 роки тому +1

      yeah feels tripy

    • @johnbockelie3899
      @johnbockelie3899 3 роки тому

      B36 in a 1959 movie scene.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 3 роки тому +1

      I watched it on Amazon and it was distinctly more orange

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому +1

      I remember every time I took a good hard kick to the crotch. Doesn't mean I look back on the experience fondly.

  • @nishanthsurendran7721
    @nishanthsurendran7721 4 роки тому +31

    "The hell with radiation let's go". That sold this movie for me.

    • @noylj1
      @noylj1 Рік тому +2

      Isn't that Musk's attitude going to Mars, also?

  • @turkishvan2
    @turkishvan2 6 років тому +41

    "After my cat died, that means I never had one"
    Then why did you have the carrier, Bran? Why'd you have the carrier?

  • @WillKeaton
    @WillKeaton 6 років тому +42

    All those red filter shots and not a single Virtual Boy joke? I don't know if I should be disappointed, or proud that you were able to show that kind of restraint.

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 6 років тому +131

    Did the Virtual Boy steal that technology for their console? Because that's what it reminds me of.

  • @kierank1982
    @kierank1982 6 років тому +72

    Brandon that’s a UK poster so the X was normal for the time! In the 50s and 60s, it was par for the course for monster movies, no matter how cheesy they may seem now, to get an X in UK. But it meant no one under 16 could go see it. The X was abolished and replaced with 18 certificate in ‘82 precisely because of the stigma porn placed on the X as a symbol. Great review as always though, man!

    • @josepholberding2776
      @josepholberding2776 4 роки тому +4

      Huh. Neat

    • @superplushtiman7ti075
      @superplushtiman7ti075 2 роки тому +4

      Precisely, The ratings started as U and A, then H was added, H was renamed to X after one year, then A got split in half to A and AA, so by 1982(pre-rename) the ratings were U, A, AA and X, they were renamed U(U), PG(A), 15(AA), 18(X)

    • @NathanTarantlawriter
      @NathanTarantlawriter 2 роки тому

      I thought that was it. Didn't take much. THanks!

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 2 роки тому

      Thanks for this. Learned something today.

    • @noylj1
      @noylj1 Рік тому +1

      Wow, the UK once protected their children? Of course, it was over cheesy movies.

  • @jamesgrassia844
    @jamesgrassia844 6 років тому +57

    The rat bat spider is worth the watch. Thank you Brandon.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому +3

      The design's okay, but I'm interested in the animation process used. The thing looks 3-D when it moves. Much better than many other animations, even from today.

    • @deboralee1623
      @deboralee1623 2 роки тому

      Don Martin had a similar stand-next-to-the-monster scene in one of his Captain Klutz stories.

  • @joelmacha2104
    @joelmacha2104 4 роки тому +16

    Brandon jokes in this that his cat died, but in the Terrorvision review (a year earlier), we see his cat. Rest is Peace kitty.

  • @BlastAction
    @BlastAction 6 років тому +69

    Well, if it was filmed through Smucker’s, it *has* to be good!

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +152

    A Brandon review of a 1950s movie. A rare treat.

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 років тому +8

      My favorite decade for the genre!

    • @alexcardosa8079
      @alexcardosa8079 6 років тому +7

      So true I have a soft spot for 1950's sci-fi movies. The cheesier the better.

    • @mattswain1725
      @mattswain1725 6 років тому +4

      I wish he'd do "the creeping unknown", a British Quatermass movie that was fairly good.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 років тому +2

      How about Caltiki?

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 років тому +1

      There's a great Blu Ray from Arrow that's been out for a while. The dubbed version has some camp value but in its original language, it's very effective overall.

  • @rootwo4077
    @rootwo4077 6 років тому +74

    YAAAY more 50's movies! We finally get to hear your take on the Rat-Bat-Spider

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 2 роки тому +9

    Better than what I feared, I thought her flash-back was gonna end up being Sam's dream after reading his sci fi book.

  • @SailorBarsoom
    @SailorBarsoom 5 років тому +17

    2:28
    What a subtle way to tell the audience: "Stay away from the TV and go to a movie instead. We have color."

  • @RelativelyBest
    @RelativelyBest 4 роки тому +6

    Is it just me, or is that crew basically the Fantastic Four?

    • @louisborselio8608
      @louisborselio8608 4 роки тому

      That's what I was gonna say. And to add to that Gerald Mohr went on to voice Reed Richards in the first and best Fantastic Four cartoon series.

  • @jyesucevitz
    @jyesucevitz 3 роки тому +16

    "if we only knew what and how he was infected we might know how to combat the virus."
    8yrs of medical school training and 30yrs as a practicing physician. there's no way a person
    with less medical training would have ever known that knowing what, where, when and how
    you got sick could go a long way to making you better.

  • @rootwo4077
    @rootwo4077 6 років тому +65

    Godzilla Goes to Beach College confirmed for the next review

    • @JEMurl
      @JEMurl 6 років тому

      RooTwo= when i call you by name, you'll know it.

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +1

      But I hate that one! It's just Ebirah dancing in a bikini for two hours!

  • @rootwo4077
    @rootwo4077 6 років тому +27

    The only thing that rocket ship crew is missing is Dennis Reynalds explaining the "Implications" of when they're alone in space

    • @MethosChannel
      @MethosChannel 6 років тому +4

      "Take them below deck and they cant refuse.. because of the implication."

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 6 років тому +2

      OMG I just watched that scene this morning. LOL

  • @johnw8578
    @johnw8578 3 роки тому +11

    That was hilarious! Especially the part about the well-it's-not-here-now bit.

  • @thatonea-hole
    @thatonea-hole 6 років тому +21

    Ah a 50's movie in *SPACE!!!!*
    Also on the angriest most red planet of them all.

  • @J.3.P0UCC0U1
    @J.3.P0UCC0U1 3 роки тому +3

    7:30-9:12 STOP THE REDDDDD!!! IT'S LIKE I'M WATCHING THIS REVIEW THROUGH A FUCKING VIRTUAL BOY!!!!!

  • @johnthecrazed5679
    @johnthecrazed5679 6 років тому +24

    People of Earth, do not bring your ass back to mars... seriously the Void Dragon is pissed.

    • @ronaldowens5025
      @ronaldowens5025 6 років тому +1

      John the Crazed. Techno heresy of the first order there bud. Don't you know the void dragon is the is the true god of the machine cult. All are welcome for the flesh is weak.

    • @mattswain1725
      @mattswain1725 6 років тому +1

      Hail the machine god!

    • @youdontknowme8129
      @youdontknowme8129 6 років тому +1

      No thanks. I'm sticking with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    • @randomguy2518
      @randomguy2518 5 років тому +3

      BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!! bitches

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 5 років тому +6

    Wow. I stumbled on this when I first got Netflix and recognized it when I was a kid. It scared the hell out of me back then.

  • @DeepEye1994
    @DeepEye1994 6 років тому +44

    7:09 Back when this review came out, I assumed that was your way to say that the fluffball we saw in the "TerrorVision" review was no longer with us. Thankfully I was proven wrong in the Q&A milestone video.

    • @smuglytherat
      @smuglytherat 6 років тому +1

      DeepEye1994 I think it was just a joke

    • @DeepEye1994
      @DeepEye1994 6 років тому +1

      (EDIT) yes, it was.

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 7 місяців тому +1

    I can’t believe the “dark alley” line made it past 50s censors.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 років тому +63

    Wait, I thought this had Val Kilmer, Carrie Ann Moss, and a killer robot?

    • @aaronbourque5494
      @aaronbourque5494 6 років тому +15

      No, that was Adjectiveless Red Planet.

    • @NodDisciple1
      @NodDisciple1 6 років тому +3

      Was that a remake?

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 6 років тому

      Brother Malachai I'm not sure.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 років тому +5

      Nope, its not a remake, there was just a bunch of movies about Mars around the same time. There were no aliens in Red Planet, unless one counts some little bug things that will somehow save the Earth from enviromental disaster.

    • @cody8804
      @cody8804 6 років тому +4

      EbberDeeMills I thought you were talking about ghosts of mars. Took me a minute. I knew lieutenant dan wasn’t shooting aliens with Jason statham and ice cube, I would have remembered that

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 5 років тому +16

    Irish’s battle with the killer plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s struggle with the octopus 🐙 in Bride of the Monster.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 роки тому +1

      Irish: "Let's shoot this fucker!"

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 2 роки тому

      yeah, and then Meatball Hand-Sandwich guy whipped out his gun and was like, "Alright, let's shoot this fucker!"

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats Рік тому

      "not very good wrestler"
      Torr Johnson.

  • @Alexanderortiz99
    @Alexanderortiz99 6 років тому +19

    Aww Yeah. I Felt as if i had seen that rat,bat,spider monster somewhere.... Then Brandon mentions the Misfits. Thank you for being so cool/awesome.... First The mention of FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY's 'Mindphaser' in the Gunhed, now this. Sweet.

  • @mikequester6797
    @mikequester6797 6 років тому +10

    It makes my month when I discover a new channel like this. Great stuff, Brandon! Made another new fan for as long as you make videos.

  • @MoteofLobross
    @MoteofLobross 6 років тому +29

    I love this movie. Especially the design for the rat-bat-monster.

    • @youdontknowme8129
      @youdontknowme8129 6 років тому +3

      Yup the best looking monster in that movie. But the best named monster will always be the snot-blob-flounder-puss.

    • @gregj831
      @gregj831 4 роки тому +2

      @@youdontknowme8129 Oh man! I'm in stitches laughing.

  • @MrAlumni72
    @MrAlumni72 6 років тому +12

    I'd pay to see Mr. Magoo on Blood Island.

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +2

      Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"

  • @johnrau2265
    @johnrau2265 4 роки тому +7

    I might actually watch "Frankenstein Meets Fred Astaire". Probably resembles a massively extended version of the "Presenting the Creature/Puttin' On the Ritz" scene from "Young Frankenstein". Except with really good dancing.

    • @henrykujawa4427
      @henrykujawa4427 2 роки тому

      Fred Astaire doing "Puttin' On The Ritz" is WAY more amazing to watch than anything in "Young Frankenstein"!

    • @johnrau2265
      @johnrau2265 2 роки тому

      @@henrykujawa4427 That's why I specified REALLY GOOD dancing. 😎

  • @krystalfan
    @krystalfan 4 роки тому +5

    they didn't land on mars
    there trapped inside an unreleased virtual boy game

  • @deniswilson8152
    @deniswilson8152 6 років тому +3

    This film along with"the wizard of mars" and" flight to mars" are three of the very best classic b grade treasures of sci fi

  • @Nickel_The_Wise
    @Nickel_The_Wise 6 років тому +29

    Wait, I thought this was a movie about Mars, why are the Neptune Men bombarding Brandon with Godzilla requests? His fanbase reaches far and wide, don't it? Super cool review as always, plus it furthers the theory that 80 percent of all grinders are metallic blue. The hi-pitched noises in this movie scared me as a kid, along with the ManBearPig's huge scary face after they blind it, and even with color, it's got the spirit of B&W sci fi.. but when it comes to the survivor account format, I think Matango did it better~

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +3

      I did the voice work for the Martian and I'll be posting the original uncut recording before too long... The revealed gag will be that The People Of Mars watch too much crap hence the films listed.

    • @Nickel_The_Wise
      @Nickel_The_Wise 6 років тому +3

      Funny, that's gotta be the worst Matt Damon impression I've ever heard.. no offense

  • @sgpproductions9016
    @sgpproductions9016 6 років тому +3

    Finally! I've been wanting this reviewed by you for years and it did not disappoint!

  • @leafyfeathers
    @leafyfeathers 6 років тому +6

    It feels like the Mars scenes were made for the Virtual Boy

  • @walterfechter8080
    @walterfechter8080 Рік тому +1

    That blob/jellyfish thing gave me a bruised rib from laughing.

  • @atilax6452
    @atilax6452 6 років тому +6

    "When I call you by name, you'll know it."
    I'm gonna try that line.

  • @woolybowly4205
    @woolybowly4205 6 років тому +6

    I dig the variety. Keep it up!

  • @andrewgwilliam4831
    @andrewgwilliam4831 6 років тому +9

    Some of those monsters look pretty amazing!

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 6 років тому +4

      Surprisingly well made indeed. I just can't keep a straight face when looking at the octopus monster with the spinning eyes though.

  • @greenman5255
    @greenman5255 4 роки тому +3

    If it was a Rat "Bat" Spider...shouldn't it have been Blind already?

  • @darkstarZ74
    @darkstarZ74 Рік тому +1

    I saw a 35mm print of this movie at a film museum a few years ago and the Cinemagic effect is great at dividing the film into two parts; blue or silver for Planet Earth and red for Mars.

  • @TheEnrieb
    @TheEnrieb 6 років тому +6

    I liked the Red Filter effect, but it clashed which the full colour scenes when it changed back. I think the red filter would work better with black and white for the other scenes

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9 6 років тому +9

    This IS a classic, in its own way. Sheer pulp fiction from the '30s, finally making it to film in the '50s.

  • @mgkiryuu
    @mgkiryuu 6 років тому +8

    Great review. Always loved this movie. Sorta misspelled Enshohma's name in the credit though. You wrote Ehshoma :P

  • @charvolth
    @charvolth 6 років тому +7

    LoL, I second for 'Mr. Magoo on Blood Island', how can that not be awesome!

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +1

      Mr. Magoo with his hand inside a freshly killed corpse: "Hmm... Now this spaghetti and meatball combo needs reheated! It's too cold and won't do!"

  • @looticrust2092
    @looticrust2092 6 років тому +3

    “Looks like they filmed through a can of strawberry Smuckers?” More like Brandon watched it through a Virtual Boy.

  • @jennifertochi6253
    @jennifertochi6253 6 років тому +2

    Love the Wayne's World effect.I don't have any special requests on what movie you review you make everyone of them hilarious.

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 2 роки тому +1

    im not gonna lie, if i saw the Spider-Bat-Rat when i was little, it probably would give me nightmares to this day

  • @KRhetor
    @KRhetor 6 років тому +10

    The Dinosaurs That Devoured Detroit...considering I live in Windsor, I'd pay good money for that one.

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +3

      Don't get too excited... The sequel was dubbed The Dinosaurs Write An Apology Letter To The Citizens Of Detroit

    • @Oldguitar57
      @Oldguitar57 6 років тому +3

      Windsor=MIllion Dollar Saloon!

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 років тому

      Long gone, alas.

    • @KRhetor
      @KRhetor 6 років тому +7

      Actually, if dinosaurs overran Detroit and demolished everything, its citizens would write them a thank-you note.

    • @Oldguitar57
      @Oldguitar57 6 років тому +3

      That is terrible.

  • @martinaasandersen3775
    @martinaasandersen3775 2 роки тому +1

    Placing a warning, to stay away from Mars, on Mars and you having to go there to hear it seems kinda counterproductive.

  • @hanswarjone8704
    @hanswarjone8704 6 років тому +9

    Brandon: Please review "The Stuff".

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 6 років тому +5

    "...and Female Guy." 🤣

  • @DeniseFaraday
    @DeniseFaraday 4 роки тому +6

    I would watch the following, if they existed:
    Frankenstein's Beach Party
    Tony, The 6-month-old Gangster
    Attack of Hitler's Left Foot
    Ten Little Rabbis
    Gaydar, The Most Unfortunately Named Monster
    Attack of the 50-foot Foot
    The Day The Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit
    The Day of The Weasel

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Рік тому

      Gaydar: Goldar’s gay cousin (he’s currently dating Rito Revolto)
      The Day the Dinosaurs Devoured Detroit: Loosely based on Topps’ Dinosaurs Attack!
      Tony, the 6 Month Old Gangster: Before the Boss Baby, he was in charge

  • @drakeil
    @drakeil 2 роки тому +2

    In high school I found a book with the same name and read it. It was about going to Mars but it was the plant monster that was the intelligent life forms: all martians were different types of plants and that particular one was the enemy and it did try to eat one of the humans as it was from a carnivorous species but the human was rescued at the last minute. Then some disaster struck and they had to leave. They did try to bring one of the friendly plants back with them but it died due to the G forces of the lift off. It seemed to be a children's book as no humans died in it.

  • @willkarstens7837
    @willkarstens7837 4 роки тому +1

    I have a nickname for the rat bat spider “the Crapider”

  • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
    @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 2 роки тому +1

    Be fair, they needed Irish. Who else was gonna bake cookies and make sammiches!?

  • @Lasertrain
    @Lasertrain 6 років тому +6

    I'm shocked Colonel O'Bannon wasn't a better leader. After all , he's got experience voicing Reed Richards AND Green Lantern, so this planet shouldn't have come as a big surprise to him.

    • @varanid9
      @varanid9 6 років тому

      Really? I knew him from guesting on Irwin Allen sci-fi shows.

    • @dreibel
      @dreibel 6 років тому +1

      when I got this movie a few years ago, I was surprised and happy to see Gerald Mohr in the flesh for the first time. He did a lot of old time radio shows in the forties and fifties, and is probably best known as the voice of Philip Marlowe. Though he shows up a lot on The Whistler too, playing a variety of heels, heavies, murderers and the occasional good guy.

    • @deniswilson8152
      @deniswilson8152 6 років тому

      CORRECT

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 5 років тому

      @@dreibel As well, Les Tremaine and Jack Kruschen did a whole lot of radio shows throughout the 40's and into the '50's.

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 2 роки тому +1

    I would love to see someone try to make a mock-up of that pinball machine from the intro.

  • @victorhernandez8723
    @victorhernandez8723 6 років тому +1

    I haven’t seen this movie for a long time! Thank you for making this review video of The Angry Red Planet, Brandon!

  • @ShadeMeadows
    @ShadeMeadows 6 років тому +2

    Wanna draw some of those Creatures!✨

  • @eddieboyky
    @eddieboyky 6 років тому +13

    "Ten Little Rabbis" is okay, but "Frankenstein Beach Party" is a true classic!

    • @ThatJohnKillion1970
      @ThatJohnKillion1970 6 років тому +2

      Frankenstein can really bust-a-move!

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому

      Best reply ever!

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому

      My favorite comment to the fake movies thus far.

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 5 років тому

      I have another one for you; 'Godzilla's Boring Trip To Toronto'.

  • @kingcheerio8558
    @kingcheerio8558 4 роки тому +1

    Could you imagine being in a movie theater for this? Front row... fucking ouch

  • @TheWorstThingEver
    @TheWorstThingEver 6 років тому +2

    The exterior Mars scenes were shot with a Virtual Boy.

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 6 років тому +3

    simply Virtual Boy's first attempt in portable movie watching experience, 3 decades before Nintendo was established

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 6 років тому +2

    "Why'd'ya lissen ta Tony?! HE'S SIX MONTHS OLD!!!"

  • @marlawhite1430
    @marlawhite1430 6 років тому +1

    Love the photo at 0:35
    The monster's facial expressions had me on the floor laughing !

  • @GhazMazMSM
    @GhazMazMSM 6 років тому +33

    review night of the lepus

    • @GhazMazMSM
      @GhazMazMSM 6 років тому +6

      giant rabbits!

    • @victorhernandez8723
      @victorhernandez8723 6 років тому +8

      ghazt master
      RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

    • @donnellwilliams3988
      @donnellwilliams3988 6 років тому +1

      The angery red planet was actually my favorite so bad it's good joints i couldn't wait until brandon got his hands on it. Burial ground is gonna be awesome when he finally gets to that one, it has everything bad acting a mixture of good & bad looking zombie make up effects slizzie sex sences. A ground ass man playing the part of a 12 year old kid that wants to screw his own mother. & arguably one of the most fucked up disturbing zombie movie endings i've ever seen. Dawn of the dead & zombie are my favorites until a friend of mine i use to work with introduced this crazy mind fuck of a zombie movie.

    • @smuglytherat
      @smuglytherat 6 років тому +1

      ghazt master he's got his patreon in the description if you want to commission him to review it

  • @jameswoodard4304
    @jameswoodard4304 5 років тому +3

    1) I usually think Brandon oversells the whole male chauvinism thing in old movies, but even I cringed when the highly-educated Biologist/Astronaut gets off the rocket and the guys in the contol room shout, "Look, it's the girl!" instead of calling her Iris or Dr. Whatshername. Hey, old movie characters! You want feminism? Cause that's how we get feminism! Gee thanks fellas!
    2) Aaaaah! Virtual...Boy...headache......incoming!

  • @jamesricker3997
    @jamesricker3997 5 років тому +1

    When they were on Mars it was filmed in black-and-white they just painted the negative red

  • @Neville60001
    @Neville60001 5 років тому +2

    Brandon, this movie was made in the early '60's, _not_ the '50's. And the reason TV was still black and white then was because color sets were still a novelty then ( with only one or two shows in color, like _The Adventures of Superman_ and _Science Fiction Theater_ [each show was in color for one season.]) Other than that, great video.

  • @frederikminten2898
    @frederikminten2898 3 роки тому +2

    Bat rat spider:help im BLIND!!!!
    Btw:what is the music at 2:20

  • @thomasrdiehl
    @thomasrdiehl 6 років тому +1

    Just imagine what happens when they see Nosferatu filmed 30 years prior and find out you can tint your negatives in different colors for every scene! And ones that don't burn your eyes to boot! What an innovation that will be!
    Also, I call it Virtual-Boy-O-Vision.

  • @waynebutler7030
    @waynebutler7030 6 років тому +2

    I own this movie and I love it. Good Job Mr. Tenold.

  • @buzzy-ears
    @buzzy-ears Рік тому +1

    I come back to this one from time to time, just to hear "and the female guy" again

  • @luizneto8665
    @luizneto8665 6 років тому +6

    The name of this movie for the 50's
    The Angry soviet red communist planet

  • @robertstuart480
    @robertstuart480 6 років тому +2

    Every one of those movie titles at the end....I want them all to exist! I need this! "The Milkman Kills At Night"!

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 6 років тому +3

      Yep. Usually we get killer ice cream men.

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому +2

      Top five favorite fake film titles?

  • @mattswain1725
    @mattswain1725 6 років тому +1

    I like the way you keep the snark lite and use more wit.

  • @finkemon9
    @finkemon9 4 роки тому +1

    YOUR VIDEOS ARE VERY HAPPY TO WATCH

  • @Fluoride_Jones
    @Fluoride_Jones 5 років тому +1

    Europe AND Foghat?! 10/10.
    I LOL'd at most of this review -- good stuff, Maynard!

  • @araceligomez1544
    @araceligomez1544 6 років тому +2

    I LOVE your channel. Keep it up!

  • @felipecardoza5829
    @felipecardoza5829 5 років тому +1

    You were merely amusing but when "Slow Ride" blasted out of the reel to reel, I lost it! Best part!

  • @fromthecheapseats7126
    @fromthecheapseats7126 7 місяців тому +1

    Was the captain the same ascot who started in “The Giant Claw?”

  • @toyuki1515
    @toyuki1515 Рік тому

    The background sets were done in ‘Etch-A-Sketch-O-Rama-Vision’: plain old pencil drawings on newsprint.

  • @BobHershey
    @BobHershey 8 місяців тому +1

    The joke's on the martians...Ghidorah destroys their civilization before arriving on Earth inside a meteor. Well, at least in the english-dubbed version...in the original japanese version Ghidorah wipes out the civilization on Venus. 🪐

  • @Enshohma
    @Enshohma 6 років тому +5

    16:09 - I wonder who did that deep manly Martian voice? I bet the man is a gorgeous genius beyond compare. ;)

    • @Enshohma
      @Enshohma 6 років тому

      You know how to really butter up a man, don't you?

    • @deniswilson8152
      @deniswilson8152 6 років тому

      @Reflect Justus dont you mean james earl jones?

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 5 років тому

      He was still doing theater when this movie was made.

    • @RSEFX
      @RSEFX 5 років тому

      The tv announcer seen earlier in the film did the voice-over for the Martian. The "deep" voice is merely his voice slowed down in the re-recording process. If anyone cares.

    • @TellHerNo1965
      @TellHerNo1965 4 роки тому

      Y'all may not see this, but that guy was Don Lamond, who was son-in-law to Larry Fine and the Rat-Bat-Spider was created by one Norman Maurer, son-in-law to Moe Howard--two degrees of the six degrees of Stoogeration!

  • @wcsxwcsx
    @wcsxwcsx 6 років тому +1

    Such a well done movie. It sure scared me as a little kid. Golden Age Sci-Fi at its best!

  • @HawthornHawk
    @HawthornHawk 6 років тому

    Remember renting it in the 90s. Had a weird vhs cover. It had a picture of the planet Mars and below it a distorted picture of a city skyline

  • @bukster1
    @bukster1 Рік тому

    When I saw this on TV many years ago, the TV was a black and white one. So I didn't see it in colour and didn't know it was in colour until I saw this video.

  • @keenumman1
    @keenumman1 6 років тому +6

    Night of the lepus

  • @donaldpetkus1637
    @donaldpetkus1637 6 років тому +3

    Female Guy’s struggle with the tentacle plant reminds me of Bela Lugosi’s death in Bride of the Monster. Surprised 😲 not to find any hentai references in the review.

  • @lordvlygar2963
    @lordvlygar2963 6 років тому

    It's very relieving to hear a UA-camr that knows there is a big difference between Brooklyn and Manhattan.

  • @RabbiKolakowski
    @RabbiKolakowski 6 років тому +1

    Norman Maurer was Moe Howard's son-in-law, and basically made sure the 3 stooges became famous in the 60s

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 6 років тому +1

    I had no idea Dr. Quest was in this movie.

  • @TZmayo
    @TZmayo 6 років тому +7

    They have Bojangles in Canada? I thought it was more of a South thing

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 6 років тому +2

      Tristan Gray at least they'll have real sweet tea.

    • @Ektalon
      @Ektalon 6 років тому +3

      I'm not even sure they have Kenny Roger's Roasters up here anymore . . .

    • @TheRealNormanBates
      @TheRealNormanBates 6 років тому +1

      That's why Bojangles is only in southern Canada.

    • @Neville60001
      @Neville60001 5 років тому +1

      They don't have it here anymore (it was here in Toronto briefly.)

  • @briank9715
    @briank9715 Рік тому +1

    Very late to this video, but I highly enjoy Brandon's references to prog rock.

  • @sirawesomemcdouglas5720
    @sirawesomemcdouglas5720 6 років тому +1

    I would of loved to see the city.