We Watched ANCIENT ALIENS

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  • Ancient Aliens is a crazy TV show about people that think aliens are the explanation to everything, so I decided to watch it with Jack Manifold, Ciaran Carlin and James Marriott
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  • @wowitscoldout1119
    @wowitscoldout1119 2 роки тому +4040

    George actually cackling while his friends complain about drinks is something is didn't know I needed

    • @mumrouykcus3547
      @mumrouykcus3547 2 роки тому +3

      nah it’s so annoying

    • @Mr_Keloglan
      @Mr_Keloglan 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/yacF_a83JTw/v-deo.html
      Amazing.

    • @SNKNostalgia
      @SNKNostalgia 2 роки тому

      He sucks his mates!

    • @johnnypickering7688
      @johnnypickering7688 3 дні тому

      ​@@ryanengland5426 An "is" instead of an "I" and that's enough to throw you off? Says more about you tbh

  • @cosmoblender
    @cosmoblender 2 роки тому +3322

    “Imagine your job being to research things that don’t even exist”
    Theoretical physicists:

    • @Nerd69694
      @Nerd69694 2 роки тому +249

      Twitter users:

    • @JimboniumF
      @JimboniumF 2 роки тому +80

      _Instantly disintegrates_

    • @joedumars376
      @joedumars376 2 роки тому +18

      @@Nerd69694 😂

    • @gideonhawk
      @gideonhawk 2 роки тому +36

      Your pfp is their reaction

    • @walterclements1050
      @walterclements1050 2 роки тому +14

      gordon freeman!?!?!???!! 😯😯😯😳😳 What the dog doin??? 🐕‍🦺🐕‍🦺🐕🐕🐶

  • @TuxedoMasc
    @TuxedoMasc 2 роки тому +409

    Imagine being a cave person just wanting to shit post some fanfic on a cave wall, and thousands of years later some "experts" site you as proof of aliens. I'd love my legacy.

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Місяць тому +2

      All you have to do is paint a stick figure with a big circle around his head, and 9000 years later, Giorgio calls it alien intervention!

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Місяць тому +3

      If actual intelligent extraterrestrials are watching this- no wonder they don’t want to come down! Who wants to hang out with us! Barely able to tell you who scored the winner in last night’s game, let alone discuss man’s place in the universe!

  • @whynot-tomorrow_1945
    @whynot-tomorrow_1945 2 роки тому +449

    Here's my theory about Ancient Aliens: it actually _is_ an educational program, as it teaches stoners and drunk people what NOT to do when researching history.

    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda 11 місяців тому +6

      counter theory: it teaches us about what really happened. Aliens

    • @long_term_karma9899
      @long_term_karma9899 8 місяців тому

      @@HeroinYoda Counter-counter theory: This show is an experiment because people wanted to see what would happen if they got the craziest among us together and put them on TV

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@HeroinYodayou misspelled Aryan (seriously, Ancient Alien conspiracies is just the Nazi idea of the Aryan, but Atlantis is switches out for Space, and Alien is switched for Aryan)

    • @HeroinYoda
      @HeroinYoda 4 місяці тому

      @@abithefallenhuman921 you can say that about anything tho. Replace god with hitler and demons with jews and you got nazi ideology too. (I dont believe in ancient alien theory btw)

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Місяць тому

      Ah, but that’s what they want us to think, cos they’re hiding it from us! 😆😆😆 lol! Aliens- got enough illegal aliens pouring into UK at 500 a day- May god bless them ❤️ Or whatever they believe ❤️

  • @cmdrpanorpa8631
    @cmdrpanorpa8631 2 роки тому +1854

    It's an unspoken rule of Alien hunting that you never ever equip yourself with any quality camera and you must shake it as violently as possible while filming. Otherwise it's too easy for the government to edit the footage when you post it on the internet. Obviously

  • @catalyztx
    @catalyztx 2 роки тому +5419

    "Why is it never a big hairy woman?"
    Ciaran is not the feminist we deserve, but the feminist we need.

    • @dangerousbeans
      @dangerousbeans 2 роки тому +44

      Ciaran Numero Uno ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

    • @xxitactical_8723
      @xxitactical_8723 2 роки тому +3

      I made this comment 1k likes it was 999 before lol

    • @callmekay282
      @callmekay282 2 роки тому +150

      We have a “big hairy woman” version where I grew up. Basket woman Steals children who don’t listen to their parents and throws them in her basket to eat later.

    • @Brootnoot
      @Brootnoot 2 роки тому +130

      @@callmekay282 good for her tbh

    • @kloggmonkey
      @kloggmonkey 2 роки тому +104

      be the big hairy woman you want to see in the world

  • @sherholmes6247
    @sherholmes6247 2 роки тому +616

    Can't wait for George to do this challenge while watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs, but everytime food drops from the sky you take a sip.

    • @quinngobrr
      @quinngobrr 2 роки тому +31

      like, every scene in which it happens? or every PIECE of food
      cause if it was every piece that'd mean that EVERY NOODLE in the spaghetti scenes would be a sip
      and that would actually kill someone, you'd get through an ENTIRE BOTTLE

    • @exe2517
      @exe2517 2 роки тому +18

      George's liver: Please, don't. I have a family.

    • @llaur_llaur
      @llaur_llaur Рік тому +1

      you’re a genius.

    • @Weezy-84
      @Weezy-84 Рік тому

      He’d die of blood poisoning bro

    • @Weezy-84
      @Weezy-84 Рік тому +1

      @@quinngobrr you’d get through a whole bar

  • @kingskelo
    @kingskelo 8 місяців тому +49

    I want to imagine Aliens are just watching this show and being like, when the fuck did we do this?

    • @kevinchambers17
      @kevinchambers17 Місяць тому +1

      According to Giorgio- we did, with ET’s help- we just forgot! 😆😆

  • @gooseygooseman1383
    @gooseygooseman1383 2 роки тому +2766

    Fun Fact: A lot of the time on this show when there's like a professor or actual credible academic, it's because that person didn't actually know what show they were going to be on and were just asked to talk about their field of study, then had what they said edited and used among all the crazies to make it seem like they also agree.
    Like, that Folklorist is probably just someone who studies and folklore and local legends and stuff from like a cultural perspective, and doesn't actually believe in like fuckin bigfoot and aliens and shit

    • @gooseygooseman1383
      @gooseygooseman1383 2 роки тому +179

      What James says at 1:06:26 is spot on

    • @lemonsugaru8166
      @lemonsugaru8166 2 роки тому +285

      That’s exactly what I thought! There are people who study mythology as a profession but it doesn’t mean that they believe in it lol

    • @Meme_Lor
      @Meme_Lor 2 роки тому +129

      @@lemonsugaru8166 I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same for some theologists, I'm fascinated in religious stories but it doesn't mean I believe them

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +54

      EDITING! A tool to make bullshit seem legit enough for TV.

    • @jessicasperdute9524
      @jessicasperdute9524 2 роки тому +72

      To add to this, Giorgio Tsoukalos (the crazy hair guy from the memes) was a producer for 23 episodes of this series and is the co-founder of a pseudo-scientific “publication” called Legendary Times. It’s more akin to a magazine than any actual scientific journal, but most of the topics from the show are taken straight from articles in this magazine as are most of the guests (who are not actually educated professionals in their respective fields): Erich von Däniken, David Hatcher Childress, Peter Fiebag, Robert Bauval, and Luc Bürgin are shown in multiple episodes and all of them know ol’ Giorgio. They have questionable educational backgrounds at best.

  • @kaceyclarke5016
    @kaceyclarke5016 2 роки тому +1129

    ‘the cummet’ is underrated comedy gold

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi 2 роки тому +13

      This vid was so funny

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +11

      And alien bigfoot.... somehow they managed to make the insanity even more hilarious to listen to. XD

    • @edited1022
      @edited1022 2 роки тому +22

      It was cumedy gold

    • @Mr_Keloglan
      @Mr_Keloglan 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/yacF_a83JTw/v-deo.html
      Amazing.

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 2 роки тому +3

      Ball

  • @delyth1001
    @delyth1001 2 роки тому +170

    I love how their sources are just "trust me bro"

    • @heather.0476
      @heather.0476 Рік тому +6

      I love how we humans are so unbelievably smart, that we must come from aliens, yet believe all drawings and inscriptions are 100% factual 😂

    • @NienNienNien
      @NienNienNien Рік тому +10

      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"
      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"
      "Ancient astronaut theorist say yes"

    • @luisshorts.
      @luisshorts. 7 місяців тому +2

      Sources: Author, The Amomg is is cool at three am (shocking)

    • @theguy3129
      @theguy3129 4 місяці тому

      That's exactly what an ignorant buffoon would say.

  • @namenotimportant8408
    @namenotimportant8408 2 роки тому +293

    Matpat is more credible than an ancient astronaut theorist

    • @FieryFue
      @FieryFue 9 місяців тому +33

      Hear me out. What if Matpat IS an ancient astronaut theorist.

    • @raven-gx5db
      @raven-gx5db 6 місяців тому +10

      @@FieryFue but hey its just a theory

    • @LKAM222
      @LKAM222 4 місяці тому +4

      An ancient theory

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 роки тому +4302

    "There is no explanation for humans" honestly I think this on a daily basis

    • @velocitypeasant5832
      @velocitypeasant5832 2 роки тому +15

      Factual, Mr Pokémon!

    • @Elk3nny11
      @Elk3nny11 2 роки тому +8

      I also think this mr sub noodle

    • @Shyguy2434
      @Shyguy2434 2 роки тому +4

      Well he's also known as that one guy with the adorable cat 🐈‍⬛

    • @velocitypeasant5832
      @velocitypeasant5832 2 роки тому +2

      @@Elk3nny11 holy shit I forgot about that

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs 2 роки тому +10

      I mean do we got Fossilized Titties?

  • @meganhapp1579
    @meganhapp1579 2 роки тому +867

    My professor was on this show for one episode and he didn't even know that it was Ancient Aliens he was filming for. They lied to him and told him that it was for an educational program about mythology and folklore. They used everything he said out of context lol.

    • @lunaangeleclipse9745
      @lunaangeleclipse9745 2 роки тому +213

      I'm willing to bet they did the same thing to the guys talking about human language. I wouldn't be surprised some of them were just normal linguists who thought they were making a documentary about language.

    • @peachixu
      @peachixu 2 роки тому +46

      And that's when you press charges kids!

    • @randomcanadian6298
      @randomcanadian6298 2 роки тому +81

      @@peachixu They probably had a contract that allowed them to use the footage in any way they want. Scummy, but lets them do this.

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +37

      That's so nasty, and also it discredits the science community. I hope your professor sued them.

    • @whitecreamymilk8436
      @whitecreamymilk8436 2 роки тому +14

      @@broadex9080 this is how most science works when it hits the news cycle.

  • @Pyro818
    @Pyro818 2 роки тому +141

    Imagine dealing and raising a child up until adulthood just for them to become one of these people.

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 Рік тому +2

      Memeulous or the ancient aliens guys

    • @miosz.k4599
      @miosz.k4599 Рік тому

      Every one of them were tricked to believe that it's not Ancient Aliens and used what they are saying out of context :) so now you're the stupid one that doesn't do research

    • @jamesparkes8776
      @jamesparkes8776 Рік тому +11

      @@jenniferdunstan5065 both

    • @jenniferdunstan5065
      @jenniferdunstan5065 11 місяців тому +1

      @@jamesparkes8776 ok

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 4 місяці тому +1

      I'd be proud, if you're making bank off of talking shite on the tele I rate it

  • @arynpreddy8318
    @arynpreddy8318 2 роки тому +168

    I wrote a paper on this show in college and the man who originated the idea of ancient astronauts was just super racist. All his theories came from the idea that people of “non-European decent” would be incapable of such amazing architecture

    • @xzenitramx666
      @xzenitramx666 9 місяців тому +5

      Joe rogan got triggered about that in his podcast shows with that.
      Accuse the idea of being woke.

    • @blankslate7491
      @blankslate7491 5 місяців тому +7

      It's so crazy how ppl are, to this day, asking how they pyramids and shit got there 💀💀 like building a stone triangle isn't that fucking hard

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@blankslate7491 it's more about the level of architecture. They're not just triangles, they're tombs and the stones are cut to such precise specifications and built perfectly in line with the stars. They're an unbelievable feat of engineering, especially considering when they were built

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 місяці тому +8

      ​@@MrDylanm842here's the issue though, they aren't built in line with the stars.
      They were built where they could be, and sooner or later at least one star/constellation/planet will line up, and in most conspiracies, they seem to only mention them lining up with Greek constellations.
      On top of that, we know they built the pyramids (which is a bad term since each structure could have widely different purpose) as they learnt, since countless pyramids fell apart, such as the famed black pyramid
      Most of our modern ancestors knew one way or another how to sculpt rock and move rocks, you find structures made by ancient Wise-humans (homosapians) all over the world.
      The obsession things like Ancient Aliens have the pyramids (and similar structures in Africa and East Asia) is they do not believe non-white people could be smart enough to stack rocks (seriously, go through the episodes and count how many are about Europeans. They only mention it to be vague about the 'energy' of Stone Henge)

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 3 місяці тому

      ​@@abithefallenhuman921The ancient astronaut nonsense began by assuming that ancient humans were less intelligent than 20th century humans. It ignores the achievements of the Greeks who calculated the size of the planet with remarkable accuracy, or Romans who built Britain's first road network or the many accomplishments of the Chinese.
      Like school students, they all left their workings, so we know they didn't crib off aliens!
      The Egyptians were just as intelligent as 21st century people and had close interaction with Greeks (Cleopatra was Macedonian. Don't listen to your teachers, she was NOT black 😂) Using Greek mathematics, Egyptian engineering skills and unlimited slave labour, anyone could build the Pyramids

  • @ald7282
    @ald7282 2 роки тому +2214

    the fact that they looked at mayan carvings of dogs and lizards, a culture known for their extremely styled depictions of humans and animals, and said dinosaur is astounding. 10/10

    • @kociarzultimate384
      @kociarzultimate384 2 роки тому +87

      On continent with NO HORSES and people with no word for them in their language 11/10

    • @agent_star
      @agent_star 2 роки тому +34

      i dont think that was maya carvings, they were showing pictures of ankor wat which is in Cambodia, i could be wrong or they've gotten it wrong

    • @dumbvedeoz
      @dumbvedeoz 2 роки тому

      how do you explain human bipedalism when no other animal has it? Bipedalism has allowed humans to change their environment to go from caveman to spaceman!

    • @kociarzultimate384
      @kociarzultimate384 2 роки тому +37

      @@dumbvedeoz I mean, it is not like early men couldn't go bipedal, and since they knew tools it was needed to be able to use hands on move, makes logical sense they would addapt to it

    • @agent_star
      @agent_star 2 роки тому +5

      @@dumbvedeoz well I mean multiple lizards run across water on their back legs, not to mention on bipedal animals have you heard of birds? Regardless they literally said stylised depictions, not hyper realistic detailed depictions... If I drew a horse rearing up on its back legs would people a couple thousand years from now be able to use it as proof of alien dinosaurs?

  • @livbev
    @livbev 2 роки тому +7077

    this just reminded me how i used to watch this as a kid & just took it as fact because it was on the history channel 🙃

    • @RPena98
      @RPena98 2 роки тому +72

      Saaaaaame

    • @holycow1753
      @holycow1753 2 роки тому +483

      the only episode of this i remember watching is and episode of how hitler was an alien i was laughing the whole night

    • @QTaceX
      @QTaceX 2 роки тому +44

      @@holycow1753 lmaooo😂😂

    • @jorjamabel2288
      @jorjamabel2288 2 роки тому +17

      hey liv and same here girl

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 2 роки тому +49

      Dude same! I'd have full debates with other kids at lunch in elementary school

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 2 роки тому +69

    This show would actually make a pretty interesting Sci-fic series. Imagine a book series or TV show with the premise of this show. It's insane but, as a work of Sci-fi, it would be fun to watch.

  • @guitargirl511
    @guitargirl511 2 роки тому +26

    If I saw something in the woods that looked like a Sasquatch I would think a gorilla escaped from a zoo before I actually think it is Sasquatch

    • @angrykobold5970
      @angrykobold5970 2 роки тому +8

      It depends on where you live tbh, if I saw it in the woods out back my flats where there's no zoos for miles I would question my sanity

  • @amoroath
    @amoroath 2 роки тому +1743

    When I was younger I remember watching this with my dad and I now realize just how fucking crazy this show is-

    • @Wavy-Gravy
      @Wavy-Gravy 2 роки тому +4

      Same dude lol

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +1

      I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on UA-cam. So don't feel too bad for me, dear m

    • @thedorothydoll_
      @thedorothydoll_ 2 роки тому +43

      @@AxxLAfriku what

    • @adumbooctopus1115
      @adumbooctopus1115 2 роки тому

      Same my goodness

    • @tempurashrimp9917
      @tempurashrimp9917 2 роки тому +1

      We used to watch it every Sunday lmfao, made good memories though

  • @StagTwo
    @StagTwo 2 роки тому +3496

    George: *makes funny jokes*
    Jack: *makes funny jokes*
    Kieran: *makes funny jokes*
    James: *intellectually points out and argues about points that the show gets wrong, while also making funny jokes*

    • @Lucaz99
      @Lucaz99 2 роки тому +120

      True but it’s Ciarán*

    • @Michael-Douglas
      @Michael-Douglas 2 роки тому +26

      @@Lucaz99 nerd

    • @creativerock1646
      @creativerock1646 2 роки тому +145

      @@Michael-Douglas ah yes, correcting the spelling of someone's name, what a dork

    • @adeelhussain7979
      @adeelhussain7979 2 роки тому +12

      @@Lucaz99 cringe

    • @whyhellothere4161
      @whyhellothere4161 2 роки тому +56

      @@adeelhussain7979 cringe 😬 🤢🤢🤢

  • @IDK-xe6yg
    @IDK-xe6yg 2 місяці тому +4

    My aunt believes absolutely everything on ancient aliens, she watches like every episode🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @izziekanoski3260
    @izziekanoski3260 2 роки тому +16

    Them thinking university of chicago is only $9,000 is the most unrealistic thing in this whole video 😭

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 2 роки тому +739

    Jack’s background is really something.
    What a unique decorative choice of Amazon boxes everywhere.

    • @mrbutthurt7341
      @mrbutthurt7341 Рік тому +2

      I didn't know I was a good decorator too

  • @CambriaF
    @CambriaF 2 роки тому +876

    You should add "ancient astronaut theorists" to the drink list if you do this again. That phrase is their only source of proof.

    • @markleeper593
      @markleeper593 2 роки тому +30

      They would literally die lmao

    • @BadrAlrawi
      @BadrAlrawi 2 роки тому +4

      I wanted them to do that

    • @ari2126
      @ari2126 2 роки тому +3

      Literally ur asking for them TO DIE RN

    • @stevewatkins2170
      @stevewatkins2170 2 роки тому +3

      They say yes

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 роки тому +1

      astronaut theorists.... that's an astronomer. aka. the people that wanna learn about spess but dun wanna go out into it.

  • @kokokat06
    @kokokat06 2 роки тому +14

    46:36
    "why are humans [relatively hairless, and] possess brains"
    can we just take a moment to think about the fact that removing the part of that quote in [square brackets] (and so ending up with a sentence containing only the second descriptor) results in "why are humans possess brains"
    I feel like that captures the vibe of this show perfectly XD

  • @Tiredfroggo195
    @Tiredfroggo195 Рік тому +6

    this entire show just reminds me of that one guy in the owl house that was saying that "witches come from mars to harvest human teeth to power their time machine". its just funny how bad it is. also the dude with the long dark hair, phillip i think, looks like the discount version of weird al

  • @devilishjester7718
    @devilishjester7718 2 роки тому +517

    Fun fact: There is a lot of overlap between the areas with furries and with big foot sightings, so big foot just being a furry is just as (if not more) likely than it being an alien

    • @ashsilva7021
      @ashsilva7021 2 роки тому +18

      no there's an overlap because it corresponds to areas of high population density

    • @skystoyhunts7225
      @skystoyhunts7225 Рік тому +8

      Lmao so his fursona is a big furry man?

  • @Sam-gs8iw
    @Sam-gs8iw 2 роки тому +2560

    Fun fact: The "T-Rexs had feathers" thing is an actual scientific theory, with actual evidence to support it.

    • @danielchoucinofigueiras1733
      @danielchoucinofigueiras1733 2 роки тому +202

      that's perhaps the only thing they said right

    • @ethanstyant9704
      @ethanstyant9704 2 роки тому +160

      Case in point we found ACTUAL imprints of feathers in the surrounding rock and imprints in bones

    • @melfox75
      @melfox75 2 роки тому +28

      Ok but trex didn’t have feathers atleast the fully grown trexes didn’t , if you want to see the most accurate trex to date search up sue tyrannosaurus model.

    • @generalkenobi9524
      @generalkenobi9524 2 роки тому +87

      @@melfox75 I mean they did

    • @timmas3300
      @timmas3300 2 роки тому +12

      @@melfox75 no dinosaurs did have feathers just watch some trey the explainer or sumthin to find out

  • @benjivanasbroeck6142
    @benjivanasbroeck6142 7 місяців тому +9

    I love how you can just see the brain cells dying in Jacks head

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 2 роки тому +27

    To quote Dean Winchester, "Every hunter worth his salt know that Bigfoot isn't real."

  • @uwufemboyuwu5658
    @uwufemboyuwu5658 2 роки тому +1074

    “Humans are unique because of their speech.”
    ‘Whales and dolphins water speaking to each other” 👁👄👁

    • @anetm
      @anetm 2 роки тому +16

      Yeah but for them we are air speaking to eachother

    • @randomuploadz7386
      @randomuploadz7386 2 роки тому +62

      Well every animal species has a way of communicating so…. Their scientists suck 😂

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 2 роки тому +8

      “UwU femboy” this is why we need to bully people

    • @pepsimann2038
      @pepsimann2038 2 роки тому +50

      @@ChonkedCat you’re acting as if your account isn’t the exact thing people in middle school would bully you for

    • @aquasiox4033
      @aquasiox4033 2 роки тому +31

      @@ChonkedCat
      oh no! is it harming you? is it offending you? what ever will we do about that /s

  • @kingpanguan
    @kingpanguan 2 роки тому +602

    I'm pretty sure this is the show that has a scene where they found something from pyramids divides by pi and some random guy just said "what if they measured it with circles"

    • @ari2126
      @ari2126 2 роки тому +44

      What the hell...
      What did they gain from that LMAO

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Рік тому +2

      *starts furiously scribbling circles over stock photos of pyramids*

    • @WalnutAnimations
      @WalnutAnimations Рік тому

      LMAO

  • @amisdum5032
    @amisdum5032 2 роки тому +31

    There’s something about Ciarans voice that is just perfect for these types of videos and is one of the funniest things

  • @erinw.9256
    @erinw.9256 2 роки тому +13

    Jack Manifold is a man of CULTURE for knowing about Invader Zim.

  • @teddibearslam
    @teddibearslam 2 роки тому +396

    start of the episode: aint it strange how monkey’s don’t build houses?
    middle or the episode: GOD AND THE DEVIL ARE ALIENS AND THEY PUT SNAKES IN YOUR DNA

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +7

      Theirs a snake in my boot

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 роки тому +2

      @@broadex9080 *ThErEs A sNaKe In My AsS!*

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish 2 роки тому +2

      K so when do I get my snake arms?

    • @dragapult2712
      @dragapult2712 2 роки тому +2

      @@puffinthefish if ur snake then u lose arms

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish 2 роки тому +2

      @@dragapult2712 shouldve phrased it better, i wanted snakes for arms but now im having to type this with my feet

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 2 роки тому +691

    I'm pretty sure these videos are just George's plan to destroy all of his friends livers.

  • @owaine-changaming
    @owaine-changaming 2 місяці тому +3

    Funfact the platypus was once considered to be a cryptid they thought the person who managed to capture one just sewn different animals together

  • @bullshark3771
    @bullshark3771 2 роки тому +5

    6:45 This reminds me of something my college professor said when talking about evolution. “Many think it’s survival of those who are strongest when it’s actually those who are most fit to survive in their habitat. Each species has different needs and roles in the environment and evolved to fit its environment best within their roles.” She went on to talk about camels ability to carry water as being more beneficial to the desert than standard horses and gazelles speed and agility to help outrun other gazelles in their herd and lions and such evolved to counter that by also being fast and stealthy. Good way to explain it looking back really. Like puzzle pieces with 100 ways to build it but the pieces that fit easiest get chosen instead of forcing it in when it doesn’t quite fit right.

  • @socktoast636
    @socktoast636 2 роки тому +1056

    My dad religiously watches this show every night and genuinely believes everything they say.

    • @inactive120
      @inactive120 2 роки тому +150

      you poor soul

    • @syahmikadira6832
      @syahmikadira6832 2 роки тому +106

      Fr man, me & my dad used to watch the show for shits & giggles but now he's starting to believe almost everything they're saying.

    • @rexana_rexana
      @rexana_rexana 2 роки тому +54

      My dad watches for the history and actual good parts, but he and I both giggle at the stupid parts. We both like to theorize about aliens, but at least we agree that this show is a little ... " Out There!" Ehh? Ehh??

    • @RebelAngelForever
      @RebelAngelForever 2 роки тому +67

      Your dad watches Ancient Aliens, my dad watches Fox News. Both take everything as fact 😪

    • @rcj.19
      @rcj.19 2 роки тому +6

      So does my auntie lol

  • @coolmybutt5395
    @coolmybutt5395 2 роки тому +427

    Drinking level
    Cat in the hat: Easy
    Scooby Doo: Medium
    Garfield: Hard
    Ancient Aliens: Veteran

    • @saddocrabbo5154
      @saddocrabbo5154 2 роки тому +14

      Where's Alvin and the chipmunks on the scale

    • @whatthefuck1041
      @whatthefuck1041 2 роки тому +8

      @@saddocrabbo5154 expert

    • @coolmybutt5395
      @coolmybutt5395 2 роки тому +1

      They give me to much of a headache to right about

    • @vykepp5709
      @vykepp5709 2 роки тому +2

      What about the Fred movies

    • @coolmybutt5395
      @coolmybutt5395 2 роки тому +5

      Alvin and the chipmunks and the Fred movies hurt my head.

  • @inconveniencestore_
    @inconveniencestore_ 2 роки тому +13

    People 4 thousand years ago: this guy lives outside our society and is quite large and hairy
    Ancient Aliens: HOLY SHIT BIGFOOT IS REAL

  • @six2make4
    @six2make4 2 роки тому +35

    Regarding the Soviet experiment, from what I remember he basically wanted to create a species that could take over the work of common laborers, the idea being that yes, it would be basically just a slightly more intelligent ape but that was all you needed to free up actual humans from working in factories and railroads and so on, basically they were supposed to take over low-skill hard labor intensive jobs.
    Obviously this didn't work out and it was pretty messed up but it's interesting to think about an alternative Soviet Union where all hard labor is done by half-monkey people.

    • @kai_fatallysapphic
      @kai_fatallysapphic Рік тому

      Literally trying to create a new species just to use for slave labor, you're right that's so fucked

    • @xyleblack2545
      @xyleblack2545 6 місяців тому +5

      I would argue it's more disturbing to think about that scenario rather than interesting...

    • @Siegmernes
      @Siegmernes 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@xyleblack2545 Both of these things can be true at the same time. Like a lot of fucked up stuff we did in history. Very interesting but definetly horrifying.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 місяці тому

      But would the half-monkey workers of the world have united?
      Checkmate, communists.

  • @lazarusmekhane439
    @lazarusmekhane439 2 роки тому +697

    George might as well drank whenever someone blinked. I'm sure he would be less intoxicated at that point.

  • @phoenixmedia152
    @phoenixmedia152 2 роки тому +613

    “It’s pretty much all conspiracy” something an alien would say…

  • @skiesandthesea7927
    @skiesandthesea7927 2 роки тому +13

    Everytime I watch this video I love how distressed James gets over them calling the dog drawing a dinosaur

  • @collinmyers1073
    @collinmyers1073 2 роки тому +5

    I love how they don't take in the fact that whales, elephants, dolphins and ants can also communicate and have their own language.

  • @adrienhorrell5612
    @adrienhorrell5612 2 роки тому +513

    1:04:43 the guy who "found" the stones actually went back later and admitted that he drew them.

  • @busterb2958
    @busterb2958 2 роки тому +265

    “He should be spending the last few years of his pitiful little life…”
    “Fucking hell James!”
    I like that George doesn’t let his friends be TOO mean to the people they’re making fun of, he doesn’t let them attack them on a personal level

  • @Amberhx1
    @Amberhx1 2 роки тому +12

    I love when James watches shows/movies with George and Will.. he's so damn funny.

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 2 роки тому +2

    The reason why most every Egyptian god and goddess had animal heads was because ancient Egyptians prescribed heavy religious significance to animals (particularly snakes, eagles, and scarab beetles).
    For example, Anubis - god of death and patron deity of the lost - has the head of a Jackal, a wild dog native to Northern Africa. Jackals are opportunistic carnivores. They were frequently spotted around dead bodies, and so were seen as a harbinger or manifestations of death.
    Same reason why crows and coyotes are often “the trickster” in Native American folklore. Because actual crows and coyotes like to steal shit and cause a ruckus.

  • @Trimat_
    @Trimat_ 2 роки тому +152

    You know they fucked up when even the dude who "found" the dinosaur stones confirmed they're fake like 5 years before the episode was made

  • @lordz19
    @lordz19 2 роки тому +249

    One of my teachers goes on Ancient Aliens pretty regularly. In summary, he’s insane. He just got fired and possibly arrested for doing illegal drugs with some seniors.

  • @colincheshire6366
    @colincheshire6366 Рік тому +3

    "Oh no, the Inkeedoo! it's eating me!"
    Spit out my water🤣

  • @alectothefirst
    @alectothefirst Рік тому +8

    jack is my fav guest on this channel, love him to bits

  • @ThePanicMoon
    @ThePanicMoon 2 роки тому +280

    An "Um Actually" moment here - Although there have been studies and research into teaching animals, especially primates, to communicate in a human langauge (mostly through sign) it is theorised that they cannot understand any "language" formally. What they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to actions and events, but that alone isn't enough to constitute language, for example they may know signing "apple please" will lead to them getting given an apple by their keeper, but that doesn't prove that they actually understand what "apple" or "please" mean individually, or that they formed a sentence from a bank of words rather than just mimicing or repeating what they have been shown. However it may be that in asking chimps to speak human language we are more or less asking fish to climb trees. Most animals are not capable of communicating using human languages, but it's not like humans are able to communicate in, or even identify, the animal equivalent(s) of "language" either. But the way that we learn and form language does set us apart from other animals. Whether or not it was gifted to us by ancient aliens is another matter!

    • @kt-ej3os
      @kt-ej3os 2 роки тому +4

      good to know

    • @sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798
      @sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 2 роки тому +32

      "what they can do replicate individual words and associate those words to action and event"
      Isn't that what us humans do? We associate differnet words with event or action and that's why people all over the world would use different word to describe the same thing, event or whatever.

    • @kataklysmus7460
      @kataklysmus7460 2 роки тому +33

      @@sometimesitrollidiotsonthe1798 it might seem like it but the way we interpret things differs greatly. like you know how people talk about poodles being able to read? what they can actually do is learn to recognize the shapes of words and interpret them as a command. that might seem like reading, but if you were to show a poodle a verbal command that they already know for the first time in written form, they wouldn't be able to /actually/ read it and do it. they can't learn to correlate symbols and sounds the way we do. you can read a word even if you've never seen it in your life (and that especially applies to writing systems that are more consistent than english), but a poodle simply can't

    • @johndonnelly3862
      @johndonnelly3862 2 роки тому +2

      Ok nerd

    • @eggs8021
      @eggs8021 2 роки тому +7

      I don't exactly remember so don't take it as fact but, I heard a story about a gorilla using sign language to refer to a thermos, but he didn't know what the word was so he said "metal cup drink"
      I've absolutely gotten details wrong but food for thought

  • @misopeachy
    @misopeachy 2 роки тому +205

    ancient Egyptians watching middle-aged men take their fairy tales seriously: 👁👄👁

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 9 місяців тому +3

    As an American I can say that we do not claim these people 😅

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 9 місяців тому

      The only ones claiming these people is the loony bin.

  • @Starwarsuser1240
    @Starwarsuser1240 Місяць тому +1

    Everyone recording : I’m going to get so drunk
    Memeulous : having to drink for all of the episodes 💀💀

  • @Rahab369
    @Rahab369 2 роки тому +112

    Video: *Shows a picture of a sky and solar deity.*
    Jack: FISH GOD

  • @charlesedwards9164
    @charlesedwards9164 2 роки тому +216

    Jack has no normal laugh if he is even slightly amused he laughs really hard and with his whole body

    • @Neil070
      @Neil070 3 місяці тому

      That's how extraterrestrials laugh 😂

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 9 місяців тому +3

    I kinda feel bad cause you know for a fact that this indigenous man 21:36 was just trying to share his culture but these people translated it to sound like he was saying something that they wanted

  • @mattuwu9978
    @mattuwu9978 2 роки тому +2

    Many social species other than hominids have _very_ complex languages. Orcas are able to coordinate intricate hunting strategies like bubble netting. Dolphins know they can get high off of pufferfish toxins. Elephants hold funerals for their dead, and will make a detour _every year_ to stop at a matriarch’s grave on their way to an ancestral watering hole, the knowledge of which has been passed down through numerous generations.

  • @Scarytoaster1809
    @Scarytoaster1809 2 роки тому +364

    Alternate title: George develops a drinking problem while him and the lads watch aliens

  • @lilacfoxes
    @lilacfoxes 2 роки тому +374

    “Imagine your job being to research bullshit like shit that doesn’t exist” yeah I know that feeling I did a literature degree

    • @jimmydcriket4086
      @jimmydcriket4086 2 роки тому +13

      Oooh self burn those are rare

    • @ethanfrancis4527
      @ethanfrancis4527 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah but the door was red, how could you deny that evidence

  • @UTshiP
    @UTshiP 2 роки тому +6

    We reached 80k+ likes, give us pt.2 George lolol

  • @issacharosia5797
    @issacharosia5797 2 роки тому +2

    pt 2 pls

  • @treqrs
    @treqrs 2 роки тому +447

    8 minutes in and im already crying, This is gonna be good

    • @memeulousfan6602
      @memeulousfan6602 2 роки тому +1

      4:20 (how ironic) and im regretting life already

  • @thefairranter5164
    @thefairranter5164 2 роки тому +346

    I was kinda expecting one of the episodes to be explaining why among us is real

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m 2 роки тому +14

      Don’t worry they’re probably working on it LOL

    • @kay-412
      @kay-412 2 роки тому +6

      wait among us isn’t real?

    • @sabaly7720
      @sabaly7720 2 роки тому +28

      "In ancient cave paintings, we can see the words sussy baka carved into the walls "

    • @thederppika
      @thederppika 2 роки тому

      @@kay-412 i thought it was

    • @rameen4330
      @rameen4330 2 роки тому +3

      it isn't?

  • @gsampson97
    @gsampson97 9 місяців тому +1

    I can't believe how acurate the south park episode based off of this show is

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 9 місяців тому +2

    Homo in Latin = Man
    Homo in Greek (prefix) = one and the same

  • @yourmoonchild1420
    @yourmoonchild1420 2 роки тому +158

    I watched this show when I was younger and some of the episodes had me dead convinced 😭

  • @dylangraham6188
    @dylangraham6188 2 роки тому +275

    You HAVE to watch Finding Bigfoot after this, these guys been looking for bigfoot for over 10 years, and have obviously found nothing, but this show is the dumbest thing you will ever see. It's hilarious
    Also, here are some examples for "drink words":
    'Squatch
    Encounter
    Howl
    Knocking

    • @chd72
      @chd72 2 роки тому +2

      That would be class

    • @darlo8875
      @darlo8875 2 роки тому +3

      Great idea

    • @Meg_intheclouds
      @Meg_intheclouds 2 роки тому +12

      I love shows like that! It’s a guilty pleasure to watch people talking about stuff they genuinely believe and try and convince you of it even though I don’t believe it. Like watching conspiracy theories.

    • @quartertarget4820
      @quartertarget4820 2 роки тому +7

      They should watch like Monster Quest or Air Crash Investigation if we're going in the thread of 2000's tv shows. That'd be pretty pog

    • @aaronzaharias9110
      @aaronzaharias9110 2 роки тому

      Death count: 4

  • @richiesmeckgeckscas46
    @richiesmeckgeckscas46 2 роки тому +4

    Hearing everything in Ancient Aliens sounds like something straight out of Gwyneth Paltrow's goop.

  • @puffinthefish
    @puffinthefish 2 роки тому +2

    Didn't they realize there are like 80 species of ape that completely disprove their theory of 'humans are special *uwu* '

  • @rjpper9824
    @rjpper9824 2 роки тому +294

    "Imagine your job is researching stuff that is bullshit and doesn't exist" literally theoretical physicists punching the air rn

    • @peddlershat6840
      @peddlershat6840 2 роки тому +4

      Gordon Freeman about to go get his crowbar

  • @vykepp5709
    @vykepp5709 2 роки тому +166

    Everyone says how George's friends are suffering, he has to watch it all, it's divided for the others

    • @weehoozy4454
      @weehoozy4454 2 роки тому +10

      He does it to himself to be fair

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 місяці тому +1

      @@weehoozy4454the biggest masochist of them all.

  • @BotJudger
    @BotJudger 6 місяців тому +2

    It's honestly kind of impressive how they can involve aliens with pretty much anything.

  • @zombiekiwi
    @zombiekiwi 9 місяців тому +2

    Ancient astronaut theorists have theorised that ancient aliens landed on earth 10000 years ago and influenced my mind to have cheerios this morning
    Source: Ancient astronaut theorists and some drug addict i pulled from off the street

  • @noctobyte7447
    @noctobyte7447 2 роки тому +212

    Can’t believe they’re doing the epic of Gilgamesh (the Sumerian tablets and Enkidu) like this. Genuinely a good read, pains me to see these madmen completely misinterpret it

    • @broadex9080
      @broadex9080 2 роки тому +4

      It's a story, it's supposed to be a tale.

    • @nicestpancake
      @nicestpancake Рік тому +6

      Me and my friends are currently clowning on it's usage because what the fuck my dudes. Don't drag them into your fucking Bigfoot Evidence locker for the love of God, it's bad enough they've been turned into Anime

  • @freyavine6448
    @freyavine6448 2 роки тому +51

    Yes. Our ancestors DID see things they they tried to depict as Large monsters. The saw fossils of animals that had died millions of years before and tried to reassemble them with what knowledge they had of skeletons, not because they had seen living dinosaurs. Adrienne mayor has multiple books on this

    • @abithefallenhuman921
      @abithefallenhuman921 4 місяці тому +4

      That and many cultures used very stylised art to depict what the saw compared to other cultures of the time
      If you compare African cave art to Australian cave art of the same period, you'll see one leans heavy on symbolism and abstract shapes. Both tell us how the people of the time lived and what they believed, but both will also be seen by people with sports info degrees as equally realistic in how they depict their subject
      It gets even worse when people (like those seen on this show) claim hyroglyphics aren't a way to write, but actual depictions of events, such as the episode on the Dendera Light

  • @Al3xanderTheGay
    @Al3xanderTheGay 9 місяців тому +1

    This aged well

  • @hinata167
    @hinata167 2 роки тому +5

    I actually took a class in my college called mystery in history and sometimes we would have to watch ancient aliens and also learn about Bigfoot and genies that class lasted one semester but still pretty good. the textbook was like one cent it was just about supernatural stuff

  • @notablewisp2213
    @notablewisp2213 2 роки тому +119

    As an American who has watched this show, it's single handedly the funniest and most enraging show ever.

  • @mix3k818
    @mix3k818 2 роки тому +87

    0:44 "So if you want a part 2"
    Bro, your guests were clearly suffering

  • @Echo-gb2vx
    @Echo-gb2vx 2 роки тому +2

    You should’ve taken a sip every time they contradict Bigfoot being less than 6 foot.

    • @eeyorehaferbock7870
      @eeyorehaferbock7870 2 місяці тому

      They didn’t say Bigfoot was less than 6 feet tall; they said the abominable snowman was. They do come from different regions of the world after all.

  • @sarchiba
    @sarchiba Рік тому +1

    Them talking about the carvings of dinosaurs is hilarious also considering the Stegosaurus and Tyrannosaurus lived 80 million years apart, as well as many other dinosaurs lived in many different time periods

  • @briefcayc
    @briefcayc 2 роки тому +57

    I love that Jack and James make the same joke at 5:59 and 51:05

  • @vdubdesigns6530
    @vdubdesigns6530 2 роки тому +118

    my favorite part about this series was that whenever they would claim something, they either had some random person there to validate themselves or they said 'Some people say'

  • @invincibleadmiral3764
    @invincibleadmiral3764 Рік тому +15

    I'm not even British but hearing George making jokes about British cities still made me laugh.

    • @xyleblack2545
      @xyleblack2545 6 місяців тому

      Do you know what his story with Birmingham is?

    • @th3_r4t_k1ng
      @th3_r4t_k1ng 4 місяці тому

      @@xyleblack2545 don't need one, its birmingham

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 2 роки тому +2

    So everytime ancient people discovered dinosaur bones, they'd make up mythological creatures based on the bones.

  • @forthefrogs
    @forthefrogs 2 роки тому +52

    obsessed with Jack being so fed up he just believes there's aliens now

  • @shadowjinkus1070
    @shadowjinkus1070 2 роки тому +102

    On this episode of George's descent into alcoholism

  • @ProdByLJ
    @ProdByLJ 2 роки тому +1

    37:33 if you listen closely you can hear that they used the terraria wall of flesh roar sound in the show

  • @wa.nderlvst
    @wa.nderlvst 2 роки тому +1

    12:14 "ITS IN THE GORILLAS!!" actually killed me off 🤣🤣

  • @HogwartsROFL2000
    @HogwartsROFL2000 2 роки тому +30

    there's something so funnie about Jack Manifold yelling "IT'S IN THE GORILLAS"

  • @tobenrendell2336
    @tobenrendell2336 2 роки тому +132

    this video definitely wasn't made to hide the fact that Mr. George Memeulous is also an alien

  • @friendly_neighbourhood_grandma
    @friendly_neighbourhood_grandma 2 роки тому +5

    It would be cool if we saw like an uncut version of the we watch series

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 Рік тому +2

    Fun fact : humans evolved from a type of ape called Australopithecus and evolved from an even smaller mammal anamensis