Chechnya's Bizzare Ban on Musical Tempo

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  • Опубліковано 10 кві 2024
  • Chechnya's Cultural Minister just banned all music outside of 80-116BPM...why?
    well....
    This is probably just a clever way to make sure that Lezginka is legal (which is crazy fast, but whose half time tempo fits within this window) but foreign music like House and Techno does not.
    Thanks to Dr. VanHandel for joining me! Follow her on twXtter...
    x.com/Dr_VanHandel
    Sources:
    bit.ly/3xvtU8X
    Chechan Music Playlist
    open.spotify.com/playlist/0jR...
    (⌐■_■)
    Peace,
    Adam

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  • @mike_ere
    @mike_ere 28 днів тому +5415

    Anything can be 80-116bpm if you count it like a nerd:)

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 28 днів тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @user-et3xn2jm1u
      @user-et3xn2jm1u 28 днів тому +199

      Actually this song has a beat structure of heptadectuplets so even though it sounds to the philistine like it's at 7 bpm, it is actually a clean and very legal 119. Maybe we should make it a little slower, just to be on the safe side?

    • @Salsmachev
      @Salsmachev 28 днів тому +26

      Are those numbers given in decimal or vigesimal?

    • @7EEVEE
      @7EEVEE 28 днів тому +15

      @@Salsmachev ew dude

    • @PhonkEcho
      @PhonkEcho 28 днів тому +1

      At least we get to listen to SpacePhonk: LxST Cxntxry, Kedela

  • @Arcenus237J
    @Arcenus237J 27 днів тому +714

    As others have said, it is not a music ban, it's an excuse for a culture ban. Chechen authorities will not count the beats and then prohibit something, they'll just take down any concert or festivity they don't like alleging this law and be done with it.

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 20 днів тому +14

      Exactly

    • @thewhitefalcon8539
      @thewhitefalcon8539 20 днів тому +42

      Like Palestine supporters in Germany. They just call someone an antisemite or Hamas supporter, then arrest them.

    • @Conserpov
      @Conserpov 20 днів тому +1

      Except this is... FAKE.
      Wanna buy a bridge?

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 19 днів тому +6

      @@Conserpov It's def not fake by the looks of it. How do you know?

    • @dyawr
      @dyawr 19 днів тому +13

      @@thewhitefalcon8539 That's *complete* bs. And most Palestine supporters *are* Hms supporters, anyway. Lol

  • @gytux0258
    @gytux0258 27 днів тому +535

    Laws like this are just a technicality. On the books to give them the ability to ban something whenever. Selectively enforced and never meant to actually be followed to the letter.

    • @gayusschwulius8490
      @gayusschwulius8490 22 дні тому

      Yep, this.

    • @ickaruus4909
      @ickaruus4909 21 день тому +16

      Yes, but still bizarre and interesting, also depressing

    • @MrFreeGman
      @MrFreeGman 21 день тому +18

      Correct, it's very similar to hate speech laws, except a little more specific.

    • @HansWurst1569
      @HansWurst1569 21 день тому

      @@MrFreeGman Exactly. Where freedom of speech was a given right, its now turning into ‘swearing at someone as a white straight male is jail time’

    • @simplyzach
      @simplyzach 20 днів тому +2

      The good ol' low posted speed limit.

  • @Soshikix
    @Soshikix 28 днів тому +1543

    RIP Chechnyan technical death metal scene.

    • @bamramon2704
      @bamramon2704 28 днів тому +158

      chechen lezginkagrind is baned now
      this is so sad

    • @oinochoe
      @oinochoe 28 днів тому +72

      Yeah, it’s sad to see Chechen metal scene getting destroyed. It was so promising

    • @perlundgren7797
      @perlundgren7797 28 днів тому +208

      Chechnical death metal.

    • @warmetalpacifist
      @warmetalpacifist 28 днів тому +33

      Just play 32s and 64s. Issue solved

    • @n00dl3
      @n00dl3 28 днів тому +47

      Nothing but breakdowns from now on

  • @vantage11
    @vantage11 28 днів тому +1886

    FITNESS GRAND PACER TEST OFFICALLY BANNED (75 BPM)

    • @FireUIVA
      @FireUIVA 28 днів тому +119

      *The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

    • @caleblarsen5490
      @caleblarsen5490 28 днів тому +10

      FINALLY!

    • @Crazimo
      @Crazimo 28 днів тому +41

      lil bro said fitness grand 🤣

    • @Riplee
      @Riplee 28 днів тому +23

      "Up..."
      Police: DOWN! DOWN!

    • @lukasloganmusic
      @lukasloganmusic 27 днів тому +2

      How will we recover

  • @DaudAlzayer
    @DaudAlzayer 27 днів тому +585

    "If you want the arts, fund them" is a simple message they aren't ready to hear

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 25 днів тому +45

      None of these rules lawyers wants the arts; they want to suppress any expression they don't like 💀

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 22 дні тому +3

      ​@@emilyrlnit's chechnia after all.

    • @VieneLea
      @VieneLea 21 день тому +2

      Oh, they do hire propaganda musicians. It's russia.

    • @Hurricayne92
      @Hurricayne92 21 день тому

      I mean i dont think any government is ready to hear this

    • @ForageGardener
      @ForageGardener 21 день тому +3

      ​@@emilyrlnwhat the saying means is "if you want to control the arts. Fund them"

  • @CossackGene
    @CossackGene 27 днів тому +302

    As a huge fan of lezginka: this video ROCKS. I've never heard someone discuss its technicalities in English before! Should note that it's not just Chechen dance - it's performed in slightly different variations all around the Caucasus and by the Caucasian diaspora worldwide. Your first example video is from Kabardino-Balkaria, and while I can't find the original version of the second, it's got to be in front of Gostinny Dvor in St. Petersburg. Looks just like it.
    Also, in case anyone was wondering, there will be no one in the Chechen government measuring the beat of every song. The law will be used reactively against individuals the state/community dislike already. Just like every repressive law in Russia.

    • @emilyrln
      @emilyrln 25 днів тому +26

      Yup. It's an excuse to harass and repress the people they don't like.

  • @carrie_is_gay
    @carrie_is_gay 28 днів тому +3226

    >opens ableton live
    >bpm defaults to 120
    >swat team immediately breaks down my door

    • @vaenii5056
      @vaenii5056 28 днів тому +71

      It's okay as long as you don't hit play

    • @08tanooki
      @08tanooki 28 днів тому +209

      @@vaenii5056 imagine getting arrested for playing silence at 120 bpm

    • @jamma_peach
      @jamma_peach 28 днів тому +3

      Hahahaha

    • @Frank-yb2hw
      @Frank-yb2hw 28 днів тому +4

      Your comment made me laugh

    • @onionheadguy7094
      @onionheadguy7094 28 днів тому +5

      lol dang beat me to it you rascal!

  • @samuelmartin8650
    @samuelmartin8650 28 днів тому +1041

    Your honor, my song is not in 79 bpm, it's actually a 79/80 polymeter

    • @Foxxey
      @Foxxey 26 днів тому +13

      Genius

    • @AbeldeBetancourt
      @AbeldeBetancourt 23 дні тому +13

      Still forbidden. Too decadent.

    • @DarkShroom
      @DarkShroom 22 дні тому +13

      disagreeing with a judge in Chechnya, not advised

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 8 днів тому +1

      “Polymeter is not allowed, you must state the actual beats per minute without using those tricks.”

  • @DuncanHarbison
    @DuncanHarbison 28 днів тому +1112

    I'm going to write a piece that alternates between 80 and 116 every couple of bars. Don't dare perform it slightly wrong.

    • @DuncanHarbison
      @DuncanHarbison 28 днів тому +158

      And in case anyone tries to get smug about fancy counting the lyrics go "all of these beats are quar-ter notes"

    • @penwozhere
      @penwozhere 28 днів тому +7

      @@DuncanHarbisonBAHAHAH

    • @noworldrecords
      @noworldrecords 27 днів тому +1

      Grindcore! :)

    • @mykal4779
      @mykal4779 26 днів тому +5

      damn you preempted my comment about triplets good play

    • @jerrylev59
      @jerrylev59 26 днів тому +8

      Any member of the rhythm section who pushes or drags the tempo may be subject to severe fines and possible imprisonment.

  • @umarelimbaev02
    @umarelimbaev02 27 днів тому +203

    Being from Chechnya myself, I'm actually really happy that you, Adam (fun fact: my father's name is Adam too), really liked ''Lezginka'' and even made some kind of analysis on it, even if that happened because of a weird reason to be honest, but anyways, thank you!

    • @Bigkilla99
      @Bigkilla99 23 дні тому +1

      Do you still live in Chechnya? If so, have you seen this law take effect yet? Do people even follow the law?

    • @umarelimbaev02
      @umarelimbaev02 22 дні тому +17

      @@Bigkilla99 No, I live in Saint Petersburg, but almost every year I go to Chechnya to meet my relatives.
      The only thing I can say is that I don't know anything about it's effect, but I can ask people who live there, so stay tuned :) Regarding the latter question it depends on how the law is... controlled I guess? I think people will still listen to whatever music they want, but more secretly, now nobody will throw a big party knowing that there's a risk of being punished.

    • @Bigkilla99
      @Bigkilla99 22 дні тому

      @@umarelimbaev02 thanks for the info ✌️

    • @umarelimbaev02
      @umarelimbaev02 22 дні тому +1

      @@Bigkilla99 you are welcome!

    • @YakutY
      @YakutY 18 днів тому +1

      @@umarelimbaev02 Is it even legal to have raves or techno dances there? Like, what even motivated this law to be passed?

  • @onlychance7157
    @onlychance7157 24 дні тому +100

    UK Government: _Bans "repetitive beats."_
    UK Ravers: _Makes Breakbeat and Jungle._

    • @Hajo87-tz7hz
      @Hajo87-tz7hz 20 днів тому

      Woohoo 🥳👍✨

    • @bordershader
      @bordershader 19 днів тому +4

      Yup. it was/is such a stupid law!

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 14 днів тому +6

      Especially since the beats in most songs are repetitive. That's their purpose.

    • @Stephen_Black
      @Stephen_Black 6 днів тому

      Tbf, breakbeat and jungle are just as repetitive as house and trance, unless you’re talking about stuff like Aphex Twin, or breakcore.

    • @onlychance7157
      @onlychance7157 3 дні тому

      @@Stephen_Black I'm a drummer, so I don't disagree. Most breakbeat stuff isn't as crazy as people like to think and that includes a lot of what people nowadays call "breakcore." I see too many "breakcore" mixes that are basically just atmospheric jungle.
      If you know how to find "the one," counting breakbeats is easy. It's not like it's ever out of 4/4 time.

  • @IPODsify
    @IPODsify 28 днів тому +1509

    Most music bans are really just culture bans but trying to seem non racist. When there were jazz bands they just made different genres with similar themes

    • @Aspencio
      @Aspencio 28 днів тому +20

      my man you need help

    • @cemreomerayna463
      @cemreomerayna463 28 днів тому +230

      @@Aspencio No, he is spot on. Watch it from 5:37 and see their reasoning the Chechen minister gives for the ban.

    • @howmanybeansmakefive
      @howmanybeansmakefive 28 днів тому +102

      For sure. Though as a Brit PoC that went to a few raves in the 90s lol, Thatcher was specifically going after the field raves via electronic music, mainly because she just hated ‘degenerate’ ravers, drug takers, any kind of non-‘classical’ culture, disorderlyness/passion, ‘nuisance'… but tbh most of the field ravers were white and middle class.
      I also hear the kids nowadays actually learn about that law in secondary school music class.
      People should also watch the doc by Jeremy Deller - Everybody in the Place, on UA-cam. It’s an awesome social history of rave scene/acid house/uk politics in the 80s, set in a high school politics class of today.
      (+ the chechen mullahs just hate all music and fun)

    • @Aspencio
      @Aspencio 28 днів тому +1

      @@cemreomerayna463 im talking about the jazz thing because thats just wrong on every level

    • @terminaldeity
      @terminaldeity 28 днів тому +17

      In the case of Chechnya, it seems like the ban is in an effort to prioritize more traditional Chechnyan music and culture.

  • @Doctor-Shoebill
    @Doctor-Shoebill 28 днів тому +960

    This is Chechnya's Footloose

    • @melodywave3
      @melodywave3 28 днів тому

      They already enacted a policy to imprison anyone who could be seen as gay. It's a little late for footloose

    • @aemythjensen
      @aemythjensen 28 днів тому +11

      Exactly what I was thinking 😄😄

    • @PvtFlowers
      @PvtFlowers 28 днів тому

      i think that was when they killed all the gays.

    • @Superjet113
      @Superjet113 27 днів тому +2

      😂

    • @Vlad_the_Impaler
      @Vlad_the_Impaler 27 днів тому

      It is Chechen mullahs being "loose".

  • @jkRatbird
    @jkRatbird 28 днів тому +461

    So to summarise:
    40-58 is OK!
    58-80 is FORBIDDEN!
    80-116 is OK!
    116-160 is FORBIDDEN!
    160 - 232 is OK!

    • @tiltil9442
      @tiltil9442 26 днів тому +29

      Junglist massive!

    • @michaelleue7594
      @michaelleue7594 25 днів тому +29

      120-174 should also be fine with triplets, so there's really only a range between 116-120 that's a problem.

    • @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter
      @theoldnamesystemworkedbetter 24 дні тому +4

      freedom dive is ok (222.22 bpm)

    • @NeovanGoth
      @NeovanGoth 23 дні тому +7

      160 - 232 ok? Sounds like a proper Darkpsy party. 😎

    • @caelan5301
      @caelan5301 23 дні тому +6

      It's like learning how IP address ranges are reserved in my networking class. Seems so arbitrary.

  • @Jondis4306
    @Jondis4306 28 днів тому +7

    I heard about this story elsewhere, but nobody has done such a deep dive as this. I've been enjoying every video of yours for years now and it has brought my own musicianship to new heights. THANK YOU Adam Neely for just being so damn Rad.

  • @normalizedaudio2481
    @normalizedaudio2481 28 днів тому +953

    Drummer's perfect pitch is where they know the exact BPM right away.

    • @dkevans
      @dkevans 28 днів тому +19

      Also flips between 6 8 and 5 8.

    • @dananskidolf
      @dananskidolf 28 днів тому +79

      "Come on guys, your tuning is totally flat. We've got to stay between E(-4) and B(-4) or we'll get arrested."

    • @oyora
      @oyora 28 днів тому +25

      @@dananskidolf All guitars without squiggly frets shall be confiscated and burnt.

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 28 днів тому +13

      I'd call that some sort of perfect time.
      My dad was a DJ before I was born and plays drums as a hobby and he has that ability

    • @el_kobzone_8262
      @el_kobzone_8262 28 днів тому +2

      Интересно, что там у Муцураева по bpm. По ощущениям, всё чётко…

  • @dkevans
    @dkevans 28 днів тому +428

    Adam, if I ever organise a rave, you're invited as my musicologist. 🎉

  • @exhumus
    @exhumus 28 днів тому +39

    Challenge to create a mid-pace blackened death metal band based around Chechnyan cultural taboos accepted.

  • @Katiculous
    @Katiculous 25 днів тому

    Ether is a solid choice for background music lol. Love your videos (and your music)! Keep up the great work.

  • @ImaginaryMdA
    @ImaginaryMdA 28 днів тому +733

    The Chechen cultural ministry won't measure bpm, they'll just ban "degenerate" music (or whatever the Chechen alternative of degenerate is).

    • @KYSMO
      @KYSMO 28 днів тому

      Yup, leave it to fat, old Chechens to decide what is degenerate and what isn't.

    • @tomsucksatpiano
      @tomsucksatpiano 28 днів тому +14

      yeah exactly

    • @malegria9641
      @malegria9641 28 днів тому +3

      It’s rebel illi music, like Alimsultan Imam and Mucurai Temur.

    • @Entrophius
      @Entrophius 27 днів тому +52

      Legitimate reasons might be:
      - offending feelings of Islam fundamentalists
      - "promoting LGBT"
      - offending the state

    • @ericbuzzard2041
      @ericbuzzard2041 27 днів тому +104

      ​@@Entrophiusthat may be but they're still not "legitimate" reasons.

  • @johnopalko5223
    @johnopalko5223 28 днів тому +161

    Good, they can still perform CPR in Chechnya. "Stayin' Alive" is 104 bpm.

    • @pmnt_
      @pmnt_ 24 дні тому +8

      my favourite CPR song is Another One Bites the Dust (also legal at 112bpm).

    • @aiaioioi
      @aiaioioi 23 дні тому +6

      i thought of CPR by cupcakke 😭 (103 bpm, so.. legal if you don't know the lyrics)

    • @cherrycolareal
      @cherrycolareal 3 дні тому

      ​@@aiaioioi what the hell...

  • @iamrobindickinson
    @iamrobindickinson 22 дні тому +12

    Thank you now I'm in love with LEZGINKA it's so freakin cool

    • @larsrons7937
      @larsrons7937 11 днів тому +2

      And now it's both cool and illegal.

    • @jaylow759
      @jaylow759 7 днів тому +2

      Which makes it even cooler.

  • @echosaxea
    @echosaxea 26 днів тому +9

    Thanks for this video! One of my students just stopped singing and playing instruments in my music lessons, right after this law has been established, his family comes from Chechnya so probably this would be the reason. I am so sad!

  • @LON009
    @LON009 28 днів тому +144

    One district mayor from my city banned all concerts. Luckily, they didn't specify what a concert is, so bands are now doing "recitals" and "public rehearsals".

    • @Seamannon
      @Seamannon 27 днів тому +11

      That must look great on paper, that kind of rebranding definitely sounds like a levelup, such a sophisticated town!🧐
      Now I wonder where you're from.

    • @LON009
      @LON009 26 днів тому +31

      @@Seamannon Peru. The district I mentioned is called Barranco, in Lima city. It is a bizarre ban, because that district is known for its diverse music scene.

    • @Seamannon
      @Seamannon 26 днів тому +2

      @@LON009 Thanks for your reply, I like to learn about strange things around the world. I'd probably never come across this information if it wasn't for you 😅
      This seems like an absurd situation indeed. How did it come to be? Do you have any clue? Was it for some noise complaints from the inhabitants or something?

    • @LON009
      @LON009 25 днів тому

      @@Seamannon It's all because of the paranoid far-right party that won the last city elections. Barranco is an artsy district, so, by banning concerts, they believe they are stopping "terrorists" from doing "secret rallies" or something.

    • @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
      @vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 25 днів тому +16

      That's very disconcerting.

  • @ileutur6863
    @ileutur6863 28 днів тому +947

    As someone who comes from a culture that has these similar, weirdly conservative and traditionalist tendencies to just ban stuff left and right, I love watching people like this embarrass themselves on a global level. I have to live life cut off from western culture, at least I get to point and laugh on the internet.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 28 днів тому

      As someone who has no context to what you're referring to, what did you find so funny about this?

    • @stoneneils
      @stoneneils 28 днів тому +32

      Trump will ban music entirely if the evangelicals push him.

    • @quan-uo5ws
      @quan-uo5ws 28 днів тому +103

      @@stoneneils Americans arguing which president is worse (they are both the worst presidents in the history of the U.S.)

    • @spuriousgeorge7233
      @spuriousgeorge7233 28 днів тому +79

      ​@@stoneneilsThere are a lot of things you can say about trump and the evangelicals, but I don't think banning all music is on their agenda

    • @bazookaman1353
      @bazookaman1353 28 днів тому

      ​@@stoneneilsI think you might just be schizophrenic.

  • @zim_the_vixen
    @zim_the_vixen 24 дні тому +9

    "The idea of regulating music [...] for the good of the people feels downright..."
    Fascist.
    "Platonic"
    Oh.

  • @PaulSkeptic
    @PaulSkeptic 27 днів тому

    Brilliant analysis as always!

  • @g3cd
    @g3cd 28 днів тому +403

    German Nazis put up signs "Swing Dancing prohibited". But one of their biggest movie stars Hans Albers did a song "Beim ersten Mal da tut's noch weh" (from the movie "Große Freiheit Nr. 7", filmed in 1943) that is pure big band swing, especially the part with the trumpet. So dictatorships seem to have a tradition of not doing what they preach, weird 😂

    • @unknown-Bzop1
      @unknown-Bzop1 28 днів тому +20

      Simple. Many monarchy has banned specific color or ornament for regular people so that only royals or high people could own the feature.
      I guess they just wanted to privatize their own signature musical flavor?

    • @ben2949
      @ben2949 27 днів тому +44

      @@unknown-Bzop1not really. The Nazis banned swing music because it was American and untraditional ( therefore they viewed it as degenerate)

    • @ashwinrawat9622
      @ashwinrawat9622 27 днів тому +3

      Interesting, where can I find more information regarding this, preferably unbiased, and free from allied propaganda (which is hard to find)

    • @micindir4213
      @micindir4213 27 днів тому +1

      ​@@unknown-Bzop1exactly! Please should multiply and pay taxes, nothing more

    • @unknown-Bzop1
      @unknown-Bzop1 27 днів тому +1

      OK for the record if this sounds nazism to you I am just so sorry...
      I was just supposed to point out that they have double standards but apparently I just mislead yall... Sorry again...

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 28 днів тому +171

    "Bleed" by Meshuggah is 115bpm
    It's only just legal in Chechnya.
    I propose we play it wherever we go in Chechnya

    • @nogland8916
      @nogland8916 24 дні тому +6

      Guerilla Radio is 104 bpm... We can go places with this

  • @jonstewart464
    @jonstewart464 27 днів тому

    Great video, love your outlook on music

  • @xAD21x
    @xAD21x 27 днів тому +1

    I'd love to see videos more frequently from You! 😎

  • @AFN2750
    @AFN2750 28 днів тому +162

    There was a joke, and I’m forgetting the specific wording, but basically in the UK, if you had four old men sitting around a gramophone playing German oom-pah music, it was technically a rave, and therefore illegal

    • @kaltziferYT
      @kaltziferYT 27 днів тому +2

      Are raves illegal in UK?
      Actually i don't know what is a rave (for UK people).

    • @yorkletronik
      @yorkletronik 27 днів тому +31

      @@kaltziferYT "any gathering of 20 or more people where: 63(1)(b) "music" includes sounds wholly or predominantly characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats." It's not a quaint old law to chuckle at either, it is still in force to this day.

    • @kaltziferYT
      @kaltziferYT 27 днів тому +1

      @@yorkletronik thnx

    • @NoLongerBreathedIn
      @NoLongerBreathedIn 27 днів тому +2

      That's from one of the Technical Difficulties reverse trivia podcast episodes (can't remember which one).

    • @1leon000
      @1leon000 26 днів тому +3

      @@yorkletronik So it'd actually be 21 old germans, not 4.

  • @grasped2
    @grasped2 28 днів тому +249

    Kadyrov and his cronies simply don't know what else to do so they start doing weird things.

    • @E0O2X314FT
      @E0O2X314FT 28 днів тому +11

      Like every politician

    • @grasped2
      @grasped2 28 днів тому +63

      @@E0O2X314FT true but the ones in autoritharian countries get bored quicker.

    • @AlekseiSomkov
      @AlekseiSomkov 27 днів тому

      ​@@E0O2X314FTnon-authoritarian politicians are usually replaced before they get bored

    • @richardhunter9779
      @richardhunter9779 27 днів тому +9

      @@areksrocks3375 I mean technically we are all enslaved by the corrupt businessmen that choose and fund which politicians you can vote for.

    • @user-qi1cs3zg3n
      @user-qi1cs3zg3n 27 днів тому +41

      @@areksrocks3375 in Chechnya, people are kidnapped and tortured for criticizing Kadyrov. Often they simply disappear forever. The same thing happens with LGBT people. Honor killings are encouraged and not punished by law.
      By the way, slavery exists there too. In the literal sense of the word. There are many stories of people who were kidnapped and used as slaves for years.
      Just like in your non-authoritarian country, where are you enslaved? Practically the same thing, right?

  • @siangibby5771
    @siangibby5771 27 днів тому

    This is an awesome video. Adam, you are smart and terrific.

  • @jmd01
    @jmd01 25 днів тому +1

    Terrific! What a fun and informative video! 🙂

  • @JohnDegen_aka_Jeehannes
    @JohnDegen_aka_Jeehannes 28 днів тому +248

    Oh my God, if only Frank Zappa were alive today.... He would have a field day

    • @user-vt3ro8os3f
      @user-vt3ro8os3f 28 днів тому +7

      My first thoughts 😂

    • @b00ts4ndc4ts
      @b00ts4ndc4ts 28 днів тому +16

      We used to do a night on the second Saturday of every month and at the end of the night to clear the dancefloor we would always play ' Why does it hurt when I pee ' by Zappa.

    • @ericstearns170
      @ericstearns170 28 днів тому +6

      Somewhere, right now, In an alternate universe, Frank is composing "The (mostly) Blank Page". 🤣

    • @n8w8rem22
      @n8w8rem22 27 днів тому

      Indeed 👍🏼

    • @christianfriisjensen2055
      @christianfriisjensen2055 22 дні тому

      The poor guy would lose his fucking mind.

  • @wolfmerrik
    @wolfmerrik 28 днів тому +243

    God damn it's good to hear your voice. Well paced video too, not too fast, not too slow. ❤️

  • @DoctorJoelThomas
    @DoctorJoelThomas 24 дні тому +1

    Nice to see Dr. VanHandel on here! She was teaching at MSU when I was finishing my Doctorate there.

  • @pyxxel
    @pyxxel 7 днів тому

    Really interesting video, thanks for the great presentation!

  • @goonyougoodthing
    @goonyougoodthing 28 днів тому +112

    The super fast 6/8 thing is also a big part of Irish traditional music

    • @eggsbox
      @eggsbox 27 днів тому +3

      fr sometimes i redownload Lords of the Dance just to feel something

    • @umarelimbaev02
      @umarelimbaev02 27 днів тому +5

      My cousin found out that he has 9 percent of Irish blood after he sent his analysis to some Texas university and we are Chechens by the way
      P.S. - sorry for my english :)

    • @Arycke
      @Arycke 22 дні тому +1

      It is. He has covered it before unsurprisingly lol.

    • @goonyougoodthing
      @goonyougoodthing 22 дні тому

      @@Arycke do you know which video ?

    • @Arycke
      @Arycke 22 дні тому +2

      @@goonyougoodthing I could have sworn I saw him mention it in a Q+A, too many to look back in :/ however, I may, and probably did, recall incorrectly think of his video "How to play in 9/8"

  • @Nico_M.
    @Nico_M. 28 днів тому +43

    "sounds (...) characterised by the emission of a succession of repetitive beats." So, basically all music.

    • @WillHirschUK
      @WillHirschUK 25 днів тому +6

      Someone has got to have tried some sort of fractal meter where no two beat spacings repeat, right?

    • @CainXVII
      @CainXVII 24 дні тому +3

      ​@@WillHirschUKI don't know if you would hear that as music...

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 19 днів тому +1

      @@CainXVIIsearch fractal music on UA-cam I’ve seen a couple experimental videos and they seem pretty cool actually

  • @Fabermorrow
    @Fabermorrow 27 днів тому

    Cool to see you talking about footwork! Big up chi town !

  • @champnessjack1154
    @champnessjack1154 28 днів тому

    Fascinating, thank you

  • @TheJacquelinia
    @TheJacquelinia 28 днів тому +30

    i lived in chechnya for 5 years and it was surreal. just a local government getting progressively more ridiculous (but also in a scary way?) and just so contradictory
    in school we were told that women singing is immoral. then someone pointed out chechen folk singing, they said it was ok. one girl asked why metal is "bad", they had no answer lol.
    lezginka and chechen music is insanely popular there, there is no reason for this law other than to promote "morals and tradition". its really all performative, the local government loves doing a show of upholding chechen traditions but doesnt really enforce it, its just for local TV (and a way for ministers to get approval from kadyrov)

    • @testacals
      @testacals 28 днів тому +1

      Maybe some contradiction are probably there because, maybe chechnyan culture is older than islam

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 14 днів тому +3

      A better way to spread the local music is to promote it. When you ban something, it just becomes more enticing to taste the forbidden.

  • @PaulSpades
    @PaulSpades 28 днів тому +105

    7:59 That's why UK artists have the mad breakbeat cuts. 4 on the floor is illegal and puts everybody to sleep.

    • @MrOzzification
      @MrOzzification 28 днів тому +50

      "4 on the floor? More like snore on the floor" - UK electronic artists probably

    • @PaulSpades
      @PaulSpades 28 днів тому +10

      @@MrOzzification Aye!

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 8 днів тому +1

      ​@@MrOzzification"More like four to the BORE, right?" "We got it, mate."

  • @gabinodelpasado
    @gabinodelpasado 26 днів тому

    capo tus videos siguen siendo geniales

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 23 дні тому +3

    But your honor, she told me she was dancing at 90 bpm. I didn't know, I mean, she looked fast enough.

  • @whoisdin
    @whoisdin 28 днів тому +66

    eyyy nice shoutout to chicago juke/footwork!!! I instantly thought of it when you started showing the lezginka!

    • @whoisdin
      @whoisdin 28 днів тому +6

      AND an autechre shoutout?? damn dude.

    • @ericstearns170
      @ericstearns170 28 днів тому +1

      To be fair, footwork is just a modern interpretation of 80s poppin' and lockin' from the Breakdance era.

    • @smoothsavage2870
      @smoothsavage2870 26 днів тому

      I was looking for a comment like this! Didnt expect to see footworking be mentioned lol.

    • @chuanp2327
      @chuanp2327 26 днів тому +1

      @@ericstearns170 ghetto house music and juke existed tho and that's the true root of footwork

    • @TheZauer
      @TheZauer 26 днів тому +2

      Ditto. Footwork deserves a lot more attention from musicologists if only because of the unique rhythms found in it.

  • @MSDOS128
    @MSDOS128 28 днів тому +86

    They made me learn this dance when I was a kid. ROFLed from Malmsteen's playing matching lezginka so well. Would love to see people dance Black Star this way...

  • @Fokadas
    @Fokadas 24 дні тому +7

    They will soon regulate what speed you breathe.

  • @tetraphobie
    @tetraphobie 10 днів тому

    Love the video. Love how you've turned a silly oppressive law into something educational and fun. (Not that it matters but some of my family comes from Chechnya.)

  • @kevinhyde9671
    @kevinhyde9671 28 днів тому +120

    HE’S BACK BABY

  • @GojiMet86
    @GojiMet86 28 днів тому +65

    As always with these bans, the common folk will suffer, and the (rich) people in charge of the ban will ensure their children can travel abroad to listen to this highly dangerous foreign contaminated music.

    • @vladalexeev8529
      @vladalexeev8529 28 днів тому +4

      Not the Chechens. It's not that kind of nation

    • @testacals
      @testacals 28 днів тому +10

      @@vladalexeev8529 chechnya isn't a nation. Pretty much every ruling class is hypocritical in some way. Even the prophet was hypocritical.

    • @vladalexeev8529
      @vladalexeev8529 27 днів тому +3

      @@testacals it's a country within a country. They are not regular region. It's a price for peace. But one thing is for sure, they don't send children to Switzerland or UK. They are just different kind of persons.

    • @testacals
      @testacals 27 днів тому +3

      @@vladalexeev8529 Country is a vague definition itself but most people and most definitions of country agree that autonomous region within a country isn't a country. Otherwise countries like USA has 100s of countries within it.

    • @alexkozliayev9902
      @alexkozliayev9902 27 днів тому +2

      @@testacals
      "Otherwise countries like USA has 100s of countries within it."
      Well, yeah. That's why they are called united STATES and each can have separate laws.

  • @MrAkifusion
    @MrAkifusion 24 дні тому

    EXCELLENT, thanks !!! ❤

  • @Jesse-ey5xd
    @Jesse-ey5xd 21 день тому

    Fabulous topic ✌️

  • @ForgottenKnight1
    @ForgottenKnight1 28 днів тому +96

    I bet that Chechnya wants to be an utopia for all its citizens and this was their last problem on the list. Now they are fucking dandy perfect.

  • @_supersolar
    @_supersolar 28 днів тому +102

    RETURN OF THE KING

    • @en0n126
      @en0n126 26 днів тому

      I hope you're talkin about King Charles, footwork legend. :D
      About the last thing I expected to see in a Adam Neely video.

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 24 дні тому

      Wait a minute, is HOUSE of the King safe? I hope so.😅

  • @roccosporgenti1747
    @roccosporgenti1747 24 дні тому +7

    I use my old school windup metronome with the slider. I haven’t moved it in years but I can practice ANY tempo off it. Its all in how you feel it.

  • @theoptimisticmetalhead7787
    @theoptimisticmetalhead7787 27 днів тому +2

    I think about this constantly when listening to black metal. The tremolo picking gets so fast that it starts to feel like more of a drone when I listen to it. And in fact, when my (Dominican) spouse and I first got together we discovered that bachata guitar work has a similar sort of vibe.

  • @seedmole
    @seedmole 28 днів тому +40

    "Different levels of pulse salience" - finally I have an academic af way to describe how the time shifts in the album Tago Mago by Can.

  • @jmcsquared18
    @jmcsquared18 28 днів тому +41

    It's insanely disturbing that governments think it's acceptable to ban music, not just by genre, but even going as far as regulating its speed. Wtf is wrong with our species.

    • @martifingers
      @martifingers 13 днів тому +2

      I know it was a rhetorical question but the deep question about how we form identity and its role in social cohesion and conflict is a deeply serious one. FWIW I think some of the answers lie in Terror Management Theory. It's a complex theory but it does make sense of why cultural constructs are universal and persistent and why threats (real or perceived) create great (and even violent) conflict.

  • @rogerboltoncomposer
    @rogerboltoncomposer 27 днів тому

    This is brilliant! Love it. Thanks Adam :-) Hans calls this 'Metric Sub-Division' which you can hear in the car chase sequence in 'The Rock'. Can we chat about some frequency research I've been doing for some time now...?

  • @Fl4ppers
    @Fl4ppers 27 днів тому

    Yngwie for the win. The guy is mental! 😎 BTW do a video on how to chose the right bass for different genres of music. How would you/did you choose yours.

  • @craigmsmithmd
    @craigmsmithmd 28 днів тому +3

    Adam, this is a wonderful video. Will watch whatever videos you make. I always learn so much. Thanks!

  • @ulfr-gunnarsson
    @ulfr-gunnarsson 28 днів тому +111

    9:21 The problem is, Chechnya couldn't really promote education or fund musicians bc (1) it's a fairly politically unstable region; (2) Chechnya basically exists on direct federal subsidies from Moscow which primarily (due to insane corruption) goes to Kadyrov and his circle; and (3) it's a Muslim-majority (Sufist Sunni) region.

    • @31pas0
      @31pas0 27 днів тому +19

      Brother, it's not that they couldn't; they simply don't need that. This ban is just another demonstration of the power they have over their own people.

  • @adriatic.vineyards
    @adriatic.vineyards 27 днів тому

    any day adam uploads is a good day

  • @jonnyblamey
    @jonnyblamey 23 дні тому

    Fantastic scholarly investigation. I particularly enjoyed the surprising Plato twist. And the solution: fund education and the arts… yes!

  • @vsolyomi
    @vsolyomi 28 днів тому +21

    I didn't know why came to this channel until you showed me Lezginka over Malmsteen. Thank you.

  • @FirstLastFirstLast
    @FirstLastFirstLast 27 днів тому +1

    😳When she said people usually tap ~100bpm i paused the video and tried it myself.
    I instinctively started tapping in threes at an EXACT bpm of 240. When you explained chechen dance music as exactly this i had to rewind the whole video to see if it played before and somehow got into my subconscious or if i genuinely have chechen dance music ingrained in my soul.
    I might have to do a dna test now😅

  • @michailalein
    @michailalein 27 днів тому

    I knew there was going to be a Adam Neely video about this, as soon as I read the news!

  • @drewmalesky9869
    @drewmalesky9869 28 днів тому +108

    Authoritarians be like ...

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 28 днів тому +4

      Producers be like "Dubstep's still legal? Let's have some fun."

    • @fletchermunson
      @fletchermunson 27 днів тому +1

      Chechnya is not about authoritarianism, it is about what will happen to your country if you are occupied by the Russians. After the Russians killed many thousands of Chechens in two bloody wars, all the rulers of Chechnya are directly installed by Moscow.

    • @TitaniumTurbine
      @TitaniumTurbine 19 днів тому +1

      I swear we’re not too far from this kind of ban in Florida. Holy shit things are getting bad law-wise, keep the sane folks here in your thoughts.

  • @dogwalk3
    @dogwalk3 28 днів тому +5

    fwiw, i like this more relaxed non rushed, non pressured output you're making. seems like you're enjoying yourself more.

  • @elcbk460
    @elcbk460 14 днів тому

    THIS VIDEO NEEDS TO GO VIRAL! What tempo is 'too fast', or 'too slow', is always a hot topic for my fiddler friends & I - but it's hard to realize that idiotic politicians are still making these kinds of disgusting decisions for people on this planet. Always appreciate what you offer up, Adam! 🤗

  • @onlinetheory5115
    @onlinetheory5115 27 днів тому +1

    Adam’s back 🙌

  • @rjbse
    @rjbse 28 днів тому +17

    Never thought I'd see a crossover of Chechnya's politics and music theory

    • @fletchermunson
      @fletchermunson 27 днів тому

      Where do you see Chechen politics? Has Chechnya become independent? No, Chechnya is a part of Russia where Russians have been killing Chechens for 30 years, just as they have been killing Ukrainians for the last 10 years.

  • @SignalDitch
    @SignalDitch 28 днів тому +16

    Looking forward to everyone dropping their Chechen remixes

  • @tamaskarolyi2106
    @tamaskarolyi2106 27 днів тому

    Kudos for the Autechre reference! ❤

  • @MaxChaplin
    @MaxChaplin 22 дні тому +3

    UK government: Repetitive beats forbidden.
    Autechre: OK. (invents Drill 'n' Bass)

  • @ErreGamer
    @ErreGamer 28 днів тому +52

    Not me thinking on making music from now on in 117 BPM 🙂

    • @b00ts4ndc4ts
      @b00ts4ndc4ts 28 днів тому +3

      It's a not bad BPM for melodic techno

  • @AABB-bm9kk
    @AABB-bm9kk 28 днів тому +15

    VanHandel was actually a little known and shortly-lived incarnation of Van Halen when they recorded “Too Hard to Handel” with Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes on lead vocals

  • @mmoncur
    @mmoncur 28 днів тому +3

    Note to Chechens: Most heavy metal music is in the 80-120 BPM range. Bang your head!

  • @mikeciul8599
    @mikeciul8599 27 днів тому +2

    I've never heard of footwork but it reminds me of a group I used to hear a lot in Philly - Dollarboyz. I found a video of them from 2012 and the track was about 166 bpm, so send those boys to Chechnya! (if they want to go)
    The kick drum typically plays two quarter notes followed by a pseudo-triplet of two dotted eighths and one eighth note. There are sometimes handclaps on 1 and 3, so you could easily take the handclaps as a pulse at 83 bpm.

  • @Rumbleman99
    @Rumbleman99 28 днів тому +148

    8:10 Yes, gatherings around rave music are still banned in the UK. Don't worry, its not stopping anyone

    • @kristianwichmann9996
      @kristianwichmann9996 28 днів тому

      ua-cam.com/video/5uykVeZ8r6Q/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheProdigy-Topic

    • @KYSMO
      @KYSMO 28 днів тому +16

      That is not at all what is going on. Why are you lying? The only thing illegal is them being too loud and inconsiderate of people who don't wanna rave. A former office block in central London has been the subject of a closure order after endless illegal raves caused havoc for nearby residents with gatherings lasting over 14 hours, and music so loud it caused walls to shake.

    • @jiggyprawn
      @jiggyprawn 28 днів тому

      ​@KYSMO they're not lying. "Powers to remove persons attending or preparing for a rave": www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1994/33/section/63
      Amounts to them being banned.

    • @kayosgarden
      @kayosgarden 28 днів тому +37

      ​@@KYSMOshaking walls, 14 hours, empty commercial spaces... afaik, that's your standard, garden-variety rave. if that's illegal, raving is illegal.

    • @zarrg5611
      @zarrg5611 28 днів тому

      ​@@kayosgarden So people's quality of life is less important then a bunch of arseholes whose idea of a good time is spending all night drugged up in a room with damaging volumes of music, good to know. Sorry for being an evil fascist by valuing sleep a silence.

  • @MultiRamaan
    @MultiRamaan 28 днів тому +89

    Кто бы мог подумать, что Адама Нили вернут в игру новости из Чечни

    • @Pharisaios
      @Pharisaios 28 днів тому +33

      Чечня нынче другим Адамом на весь мир славна(

    • @blango-san
      @blango-san 27 днів тому +2

      @@Pharisaios не преувеличивай, кому он нахрен кроме пост-совка сдался

    • @valyanarezka
      @valyanarezka 26 днів тому +1

      ещё и такие позорные :(

  • @ssaamil
    @ssaamil 27 днів тому

    Are you gonna do the Super Fast Instagram Q&A (insert triplet) again? I loved those videos

  • @Nooticus
    @Nooticus 25 днів тому +2

    Great video (apart from you saying both saying Chechnian rather than Chechen lol)

  • @visionop8
    @visionop8 28 днів тому +8

    Chechnya must love Morbid Angel. A lot of their work lies directly within that BPM range. “This Means War” is a 103 BPM skull basher. They should check it out and play it loud.

  • @franklehouillier8865
    @franklehouillier8865 28 днів тому +39

    "Platonic" was not the word that I would have come up.

    • @ontoverse
      @ontoverse 28 днів тому +37

      Plato was a _very_ opinionated man. You can say "Platonic" about just about anything, as long as it's strict, arbitrary and immaterial.

    • @coscorrodrift
      @coscorrodrift 28 днів тому +1

      lol i thought the same

    • @dank5018
      @dank5018 28 днів тому +8

      Why not? The strict control of music for the sake of societal order appears in the Republic, among other places. I think its in book 3. A lot of people associate this idea with Platon as well, hence making it Platonic

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 28 днів тому +1

      @@dank5018 I think because that's just isn't the main thing people associate with the term "platonic." We're used to its use for platonic friendships (i.e. non-sexual) or platonic solids (i.e. quintessential) or something referencing "The Cave."
      Also, because they were probably thinking of another word that is more derogatory. "Platonic" has an air of academic legitimacy to it.

    • @its_uh_bella
      @its_uh_bella 28 днів тому +3

      ​@ZipplyZane that comes from the idea of a "platonic ideal" plutonic relationship comes from the fact that Plato disagreed with Greek ideas of marriage. It is still perfectly normal to use Platonic to refer to ideas that are related or similar to Plato's

  • @Rollthered
    @Rollthered 24 дні тому +8

    How are they going to ban ambient music? Its literally no bpm. lmao.

    • @ionescuflorin7307
      @ionescuflorin7307 23 дні тому +5

      Bold to assume they've heard of ambient music or consider it music in the first place

  • @zoombrain4768
    @zoombrain4768 27 днів тому +1

    We have lived up to the moment when Adam tries to play lezginka on the bass guitar.They will give a medal for this, but to another Adam

  • @AndyChamberlainMusic
    @AndyChamberlainMusic 28 днів тому +5

    Lovely watch!
    Made me think, I feel like the structure of swing beats is almost optimized to resist the half-time feel
    perhaps the hats on 2 and 4 and lack of strong downbeat on most measures make it harder to believe in a half or quarter time feel when you hear a swing beat at 260bpm

  • @Rowanexen
    @Rowanexen 28 днів тому +15

    This is absolutely ridiculous! At least you're able to report on it in your usual entertaining and incredibly informative way, but damn!

  • @darko.v
    @darko.v 19 днів тому +1

    Great video!
    A bit of topic has anyone told you that you like like Jude Law hahaha! Nice work

  • @alexkozliayev9902
    @alexkozliayev9902 27 днів тому +3

    10:05 it's bold of you to assume that they are care about the fairness of their judgement

  • @gilhuberman261
    @gilhuberman261 28 днів тому +6

    HE'S BACK!!

  • @gek9678
    @gek9678 28 днів тому +3

    OMG Dr. Van Handel was my theory professor during my Master's at the University of British Columbia!!!

    • @1FunkyAsh
      @1FunkyAsh 27 днів тому +3

      Same except University of Oregon in 2003! She was about the same age as the students. Good prof.

  • @barefootarts737
    @barefootarts737 27 днів тому +1

    The great thing about the accordion is that you can really shred fast with perfect pitch for each note. It provided speed that was not previously possible in the regions music.

  • @davidevans6514
    @davidevans6514 26 днів тому +1

    Really interesting topic! Thanks for the video, Adam. In the case of UK legislation, the music wasn't made illegal per se, just in the context of an illegal rave. I'm not sure why they needed to define rave music in the legislation - if raves had only played The Carpenters at high volume, it still would have been a 'nuisance'. Iirc, some of the legal issues stemmed from trepass being a civil rather than a criminal offence in the UK.

  • @MechanicalRabbits
    @MechanicalRabbits 28 днів тому +2

    the goat adam neely is BACK