Tone Chaperone Confession….I lied. I’ve been using ALPHA GAIN - Caroline Guitar Co. April Fools 2023

I have been willing to do whatever it takes to bring Ancestral tenets to the mainstream... but the road to progress should never compromise one's integrity.
I can be better... I must be better... I will be better starting immediately.
I goddam earned the criticism... and you sure as hell deserve this apology.
Intro tune: "Peril Perimeter" by your favorite gearfluencer, the Tone Chaperone.
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[@AlbusBand]

Testicular tanning 😂😂😂😂 🙌👏👏👏👏

[@red_skeleton]

I can feel the testosterone through my screen!!!! Better luck next time, Satan

[@theoutlawdekepatton]

Bob Seger riffs ha ha ha