(4:48) Ah yes, the 5 stages of ranked mode. Gets in your head, make you overthink, you make irrational decisions, say words you don’t mean, and then you start crying
Really? I'm not a massive fan of it but coming at it with a strategy and confidence can help you enjoy it For example, if you power clam, baller, roll to the basket and let them destroy the baller you won't drop your clams, scoring a sure dunk. If you're not bothered to play it you're limiting your abilities about that part of the game. Learning all the modes will in general make you a better player.
Heres my secret to getting X Rank in Clam Blitz: Go Sploosh 7 and just run straight for the basket as quickly as you can. Try your best to score, dont care about dying on your way back to safety. An early lead will almost gaurantee a win if your team is competent enough with defense or assisting your push. Rinse, repeat, and bam you're in X Rank!
Alternative title: *"Jaymoji decide to play to Clam Blitz, still knowing he's gonna lose"* P.S.:u have a beautiful voice 🥰🥰 Edit : Damn I've never got so many likes...😳 And also JayMoji's answer to my comment...🤩
Ah I I remember a super clutch, yet hectic match in Clam Blitz that made me both love and hate the mode... was on Manta Maria, S rank, less than 10 seconds and into Overtime, our team just broke their basket and just needed like 1 more clam to toss in and win the game; but we suffered a wipe from the push. After returning from spawn and into Mid, the counter was starting to tick down and it seemed all hope was lost, my team was just swimming obliviously and waiting for the game to end; though, for some reason, I didn't give up and started thinking, enemy team wasn't anywhere near Mid at all and probably guarding the Basket. I thought that if I were to go through the fastest route, where you go from the small right-side platform that takes you directly to their basket, that they would just expect it and flatout murder me. So instead I took the route through the left-side of Their Middle-Plat and into the long pathway; and what happened next still amuses me like absolute hell. The enemy team was there, just Squid Partying in front of the Basket, all whilst the counter was already more than halfway finished. I made it within range of throwing a clam in and pressed 'A', enemy team spotted and immediately reacted to me popping up but it was too late and I managed to throw in the Game-Winning clam; therefore, winning us the game. All I can say is that I popped off pretty hard.
Ummm jay when someone throws a super clam away it means that they can’t get it to the basket typically because they don’t have a weapon that can do it and need someone else to get it to the basket
Clam Bitz is my favorite thing in this game. Do you record your talk while playing? if so major props for doing it because it is pretty much impossible for me, my ADD doesn't let me focus haha
@ 10:51 : That's me, but when I'm using inkjet. People will just walk up to me while I'm shooting at them and shoot me down anyway. It doesn't even matter how high up I am, that Sploosh will reach me with their shots somehow.
I've been stuck in B territory for far too long but it's very comforting to know that X players still have the same existential dread every Clam Blitz match that I do 😔 I feel your salt buddy
Whenever I play ranked, I will pick a weapon I like, winning streak for some matches, then losing streak. If I don't change something, I lose rank. This is why it can be infuriating to play ranked, not to mention a sudden bad connection disconnecting you...
IMO Clam Blitz is my favorite mode. It is the mode that uses the most strategy, and as a result, the noobs who only play to get kills don't play this mode, and that is a very good thing.
I only hate clam blitz because nobody even dares to support me. If only my teammates weren’t such trash, *forgetting to pick up the power clam that is right fucking next to them, missing the basket when I literally need them to throw it, blocking my shots and getting me splatted, NOT THROWING THEIR CLAMS, INKING TURF LIKE IT’S A TURF WAR, SPAMMING BO-*
I don’t understand how UA-camrs can hide there rage or just not rage at all bc I would have probably shut down my whole system if people were continually going for me. keep up the good work man👍🏾
On New Albacore hotel clam blitz, I would rather use an ink brush so that it could travel faster on the grates while not in squid/octopus form. It also helps because you could get to the enemies goal quick enough to score goals and make quick escapes.
3:02 You have no idea how stressful it is trying to get 1 S rank. I get so stressed, that I lose a full letter rank rather that going up one. I like this game but things never seem to go my way. Or maybe I’m just bad I am
You have a lot of sea snail. You should find a piece of gear and reroll it 400 times. It will give you 1200 chunks to make whatever gear you want Edit: the brand does affect which chunks you get so if you want a bunch of mpu, you can reroll a piece of Toni Kensa gear :)
Me: Lol X rank in clam blitz must SUCK! JayMoji: What NO! IT DOES NOT, CLAM BLITZ IS MY FAVORITE MODE!!!!!!!!!! Also JayMoji: SIKE, I HATE CLAM BLITZ! LOL!!!!!!! Also me: Um. . .ok
I really, REALLY, *REALLY* hate clam blitz. Just the sight of the basket gives me anxiety. Sure, I’m S+ in the other 3 modes, but this one... I’m literally stuck in A-, almost going down to B+. Seriously, my teammates are so stupid, they won’t even pick up the power clam right next to them, and when I throw the power clam into the basket, everybody’s literally trying to collect another power clam when I’m like “C’mon! Support me!” And then I get splatted. I cannot count how many times I raged at this mode.
Hey I have a question. Did you pay the Nintendo Online Membership to play Splatoon Online? It's kinda a dump question but I gotta know if there's any other possibility to play online without paying that?
At first I didn’t like clam blitz because the manual and rules were too complicated (be honest everyone can agree) but I’ve gotten better and actually like it now because of private battles (with live streamers)
![Messing with octolings! [Splatoon]](/img/n.gif)
(4:48)
Ah yes, the 5 stages of ranked mode. Gets in your head, make you overthink, you make irrational decisions, say words you don’t mean, and then you start crying
knew i wasnt the only one
Literally me every time I play ranked haha! There’s a reason I usually stick to turf wars.
I’m in c rank 😐
@@gambling_addict9999 it doesn’t matter what rank you are, as long as ur happy with it
Not agreed unless ots with miniguns, blaster, UMBRELLAS
You passing the football to your teammate who then scored really felt like a real-life basketball game haha
Playing basketball with a football made of clams
i love sport ball!
@@JayMoji 💀
Please let Jay go outside. he hasn't seen daylight in ages.
Inky YT octo expansion flashback xD
AHHHHH
bruh ✞
Coronavirus: *Sike*
neither have i
"This is how you play Clam Blitz."
*immediately after*
"Help! Help, I'm scared!"
So calling out for help is how you play Clam Blitz. 😆
😂 that’s all I do when I play cause I’m a bot
yes obviously
😂
I love your vids jay
Can you add me
1:30 when he said “hey stop this guy, stop this guy!” I felt that.
Same
0:59 *And these were his last grand words before certain death*
SodaGirl
lol
He never got to play outside 😔
those are cool clams in the thumbnail, thank u for the good meal
thank you for tasty clams mayaroni
Did you make the thumbnail??
3 comment
@@JayMoji hell, ok, you join my private battle on local play
Whenever I play clam blitz, i black out and come back when the match ends. The sight of the baskets activates my fight or flight lol
jitterbugshaman same
oh gosh
That’s… a bit concerning
I legitimately really dislike this mode. I can't even be bothered to get my rank in that mode to S.
Really?
I'm not a massive fan of it but coming at it with a strategy and confidence can help you enjoy it
For example, if you power clam, baller, roll to the basket and let them destroy the baller you won't drop your clams, scoring a sure dunk.
If you're not bothered to play it you're limiting your abilities about that part of the game. Learning all the modes will in general make you a better player.
Same
It's fun if you win, if not it's not😂 I'm X rank in every mode except clam blitz with S+2 and I don't think I'm getting better.
I don't even think it's fun if I win. All it does for me is stress me out.
@@JustViolet626 Well yes it gives lots of stress
last time I was this early, etce had given birth to vian
o that stream ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hide and seek
Lol that was HILARIOUS LMAO! 😂
I have bad memories.
Don’t remind me.
Oh god lmfao
4:40
Jaymoji: Look at him go, throwing bombs like a child. That's what children do.
Also Jaymoji: *Throws bomb*
"A relaxing game of Clam Blitz" is an oxymoron in and of itself.
Bob is the best no doubt
jay:i’m confident in the squiffer
10 seconds later at 4:09 : this is not going well
7:24
JayMoji: I gotta stop yelling at my teammates
*Putz12 enters the chatroom*
Uh oh.
Heres my secret to getting X Rank in Clam Blitz:
Go Sploosh 7 and just run straight for the basket as quickly as you can. Try your best to score, dont care about dying on your way back to safety. An early lead will almost gaurantee a win if your team is competent enough with defense or assisting your push. Rinse, repeat, and bam you're in X Rank!
Alternative title:
*"Jaymoji decide to play to Clam Blitz, still knowing he's gonna lose"*
P.S.:u have a beautiful voice 🥰🥰
Edit : Damn I've never got so many likes...😳
And also JayMoji's answer to my comment...🤩
indeed
you could rename all my videos with this title
Yeah…
@@JayMoji hi can you join my private battle
Ah I I remember a super clutch, yet hectic match in Clam Blitz that made me both love and hate the mode... was on Manta Maria, S rank, less than 10 seconds and into Overtime, our team just broke their basket and just needed like 1 more clam to toss in and win the game; but we suffered a wipe from the push. After returning from spawn and into Mid, the counter was starting to tick down and it seemed all hope was lost, my team was just swimming obliviously and waiting for the game to end; though, for some reason, I didn't give up and started thinking, enemy team wasn't anywhere near Mid at all and probably guarding the Basket. I thought that if I were to go through the fastest route, where you go from the small right-side platform that takes you directly to their basket, that they would just expect it and flatout murder me. So instead I took the route through the left-side of Their Middle-Plat and into the long pathway; and what happened next still amuses me like absolute hell. The enemy team was there, just Squid Partying in front of the Basket, all whilst the counter was already more than halfway finished. I made it within range of throwing a clam in and pressed 'A', enemy team spotted and immediately reacted to me popping up but it was too late and I managed to throw in the Game-Winning clam; therefore, winning us the game. All I can say is that I popped off pretty hard.
I'm just now getting into the splatoon community, really love the game, and your videos are awesome. Thanks bro 💚
2:09 one (1)) singular folk
sickoblitz hey salad!
thats less than two (two)
JayMoji dis is true
it’s so funny being a fan of clam blitz and finding it really easy and reading these comments
9:12
“that was really disrespectful.”
honestly i have no idea how that made me laugh-
*OH COME ON! IN THE AIR WITH THAT!*
*An Aerospray cancelled my Splashdown?!*
- JayMoji 2020 (7:34)
Clam blitz taints my soul
1:31 It looks like it went into the basket but the basket just said “Nope, DENIED”
I'm rank B- in Clam Blitz, it's honestly a shitty mode. I've never liked it and it's never been a fair match.
WOOZIE It’s actually the best mode.
Sarcastic Squid That’s true. And there’s also the fact that no one knows any strategy. But besides that, I love it.
my teammates are so ducking retarded they won’t even grab the power clam that is *literally right next to them*
@@saiji9000 Talk about anger issues..
@@saiji9000 Oof
Ummm jay when someone throws a super clam away it means that they can’t get it to the basket typically because they don’t have a weapon that can do it and need someone else to get it to the basket
Clam Bitz is my favorite thing in this game. Do you record your talk while playing? if so major props for doing it because it is pretty much impossible for me, my ADD doesn't let me focus haha
JayMoji: * Selects fresh squiffer *
Me : * Thinks of the 1st video with that weapon where he never got a single kill with it. *
Oh No
"I hate clam blitz in Splatoon 2"
I love clam blitz in Splatoon 2.
@ 10:51 : That's me, but when I'm using inkjet. People will just walk up to me while I'm shooting at them and shoot me down anyway. It doesn't even matter how high up I am, that Sploosh will reach me with their shots somehow.
life with clam blitz existence is just suicidal for the fellow squids and octos
I think clam blitz was the first mode I got X rank in. I just think the clams are cute
10:50 I swear this happens to me as well in CB lol
"A relaxing game of clam blitz. Nothing but SOOTHING PEACE AND QUIET!"
jay: ha ha funnee made up word hee hee folk folk folk
me, who had to study grammar for Far Too Long:
*boi*
"He's gone now" he said.
And he was talking about Ms. Salty.
*MS. SALTY*
I've been stuck in B territory for far too long but it's very comforting to know that X players still have the same existential dread every Clam Blitz match that I do 😔 I feel your salt buddy
OMG, IT'S A NEW VIDEO!!!!!! GREAT VIDEO JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay when you laughed after you said folk I immediately started laughing
4:38 *Jay talks about how these people are being childish or a child for throwing bombs*
...
4:44 also jay *IMMEDIATELY THROWS BOMB*
Whenever I play ranked, I will pick a weapon I like, winning streak for some matches, then losing streak. If I don't change something, I lose rank. This is why it can be infuriating to play ranked, not to mention a sudden bad connection disconnecting you...
Don’t worry.
Stay *clam.*
DONT we all hate Clam Blitz?.....
No, just me?
Alright--
IMO Clam Blitz is my favorite mode. It is the mode that uses the most strategy, and as a result, the noobs who only play to get kills don't play this mode, and that is a very good thing.
I only hate clam blitz because nobody even dares to support me. If only my teammates weren’t such trash, *forgetting to pick up the power clam that is right fucking next to them, missing the basket when I literally need them to throw it, blocking my shots and getting me splatted, NOT THROWING THEIR CLAMS, INKING TURF LIKE IT’S A TURF WAR, SPAMMING BO-*
Jay: Look at him, throwing bombs like a child. Also Jay: *proceeds to THROW. BOMB.*
I thought I was the only one who hated it. Everytime I hop on splatoon 2 it's always this game mode
the exact opposite for me, this is my favorite mode but for some reason each time i boot up the game its never on
2:25 this is most COD players bad habit especially on Nuketown 😂😭
Ball: *Drops in water*
5 Seconds Later
Jaymoji: Where the ball go?
I remember a while back that Etce said if someone gets shot down by an Aerospray during Splashdown that he'd like to see it... 7:32
“he throws a bomb like a child”
“cause that's what children do”
*Ah yes explosive children*
If there were more people like you in splatoon voice chat would be a great option for the game
Clam Blitz is legitemately my favorite mode.
Plz dont h8 me
I hate clam blitz but hey, everybody has different opinions. It’s hard to survive in there tho ;-;
@@saiji9000 True. That's why I kill them first.
Also the thing that kills 100% of players eventually is the water
I don’t understand how UA-camrs can hide there rage or just not rage at all bc I would have probably shut down my whole system if people were continually going for me. keep up the good work man👍🏾
I really like the feeling of starting games over at square 1 so..I'm probably never gonna have a good rank in any of the modes I think.
Am I the only one who played Clam Blitz for fun and somehow got an S rank in Clam Blitz
I always say Booyah two times and that gives me good luck
Great game! I am also playing Splatoon2. You have talent. Thank you for sharing. Full watched.
It’s hard not to like a person like jay
Me: I wonder what Ranked Mode I'll be play-
Splatoon 2: HERE'S CLAM BLITZ AND SPLAT ZONES!!!
Me: ...yeah Imma go play some Salmon Run
On New Albacore hotel clam blitz, I would rather use an ink brush so that it could travel faster on the grates while not in squid/octopus form. It also helps because you could get to the enemies goal quick enough to score goals and make quick escapes.
Thats how I be feeling like they always going after me. But you are good at your rage, I still need to work on that😬.
CEO of clam blitz
3:02 You have no idea how stressful it is trying to get 1 S rank. I get so stressed, that I lose a full letter rank rather that going up one. I like this game but things never seem to go my way. Or maybe I’m just bad
I am
Cheer up. It’s just a game .
nothing but _SOOTHING PEACE AND QUIET_
clam blitz is legitimately the only mode that gets me angry enough to where i wanna throw stuff
i was playing clam blitz while watching this video, i pulled a jaymoji and *they got the lead during overtime by 3 points-*
Jay playing clam blitz and having a relaxing time?
seems legit
Sometimes i tell myself that my skills reflects my rank. But sometimes i just doubt that idea. Please tell me that im wrong
Alternative Title: *”Don’t Choose to Play a Relaxing Game of Clam Blitz or This Happens…”*
We can all agree with the title...
It could have been a fun mode. Look where that went...
I don't agree, sometimes I think about how I'm the only person in the world that likes Clam Blitz.
Edit: I am not a sinner, I LOVE Clam Blitz.
Wait. Mom says you CAN’T, play outside?
2:01 also THATS ALL FOLK
According to my face, being good as a gamer does effect how much people come at you.
He's gone, he's gone-1:44
*Ms Salty*
Nice vid Jay but like... who doesn't?
You have a lot of sea snail. You should find a piece of gear and reroll it 400 times. It will give you 1200 chunks to make whatever gear you want
Edit: the brand does affect which chunks you get so if you want a bunch of mpu, you can reroll a piece of Toni Kensa gear :)
B-But JayNoob...I-I love Clam Blitz...
RUNNING IN THE 90'S!
3:45 who the heck needs that much main Power up 😂😂😂 (bots do)
I do because im a slosher main
2:15 they are after you because you are a good youtuber
Clam Blitz is the bane of my existence.
I dunno why, but once Jay hits 75k, we need a video of him playing outside.
Yeah me too. One time I was playing clam blitz, and my entire team disconnected, so it felt like the other team was bullying me 😠
@Phosbat Yeah. We were kind of losing so I think my whole team disconnected on purpose.
Please play more ! I love your Splatoon 2 content! ^^
Great vid! . Just wondering though , whats the highest points you’ve had in x rank?
if i remember correctly it was probably somewhere around 2,200 or so
Clam blitz is the most stupidest mode in ranked EVER. I hate it with a burning passion
That boomer inkling on the front 😂😂😂😢
This is the ultimate i hate video lol
"I always approach the same way" yea that's called feeding
you learn something new every day
Yep it is the definition of insanity
I saw you in turf earlier after being dared to use handheld and I played so badly and now I’m just embarrassed- vsiwbxiabsjsj
Me: Lol X rank in clam blitz must SUCK!
JayMoji: What NO! IT DOES NOT, CLAM BLITZ IS MY FAVORITE MODE!!!!!!!!!!
Also JayMoji: SIKE, I HATE CLAM BLITZ! LOL!!!!!!!
Also me: Um. . .ok
Hello Jay, did you comment your video while playing or add it afterwards? I am just curious because it turned out really good
This mode is stressful,annoying and pure hell...that's why I love it and is my favorite mode. Is so rewarding when you win.
Exactly, I don't get why everyone hates it.
This video was made 2 years ago today happy birthday
This video was made 3 years ago today. Happy birthday
I love the squiffer that's just bad squiffer game play
I love clam blitz
What do you use to record splatoon 2 I have not found a recording software for Nintendo switch
Is it sad that it took me until now to realize that the Giant Clam looks like a Football?
Dude Splatoon two is my favorite game and I am literally so good
I really, REALLY, *REALLY* hate clam blitz. Just the sight of the basket gives me anxiety. Sure, I’m S+ in the other 3 modes, but this one... I’m literally stuck in A-, almost going down to B+. Seriously, my teammates are so stupid, they won’t even pick up the power clam right next to them, and when I throw the power clam into the basket, everybody’s literally trying to collect another power clam when I’m like “C’mon! Support me!” And then I get splatted. I cannot count how many times I raged at this mode.
Hey I have a question.
Did you pay the Nintendo Online Membership to play Splatoon Online? It's kinda a dump question but I gotta know if there's any other possibility to play online without paying that?
They should make a team death match mode in splatoon 3. Except not called team death match to be kid friendly.
At first I didn’t like clam blitz because the manual and rules were too complicated (be honest everyone can agree) but I’ve gotten better and actually like it now because of private battles (with live streamers)