I honestly feel this is the most creative comedy ever made in America. Truly a legendary movie of laughter. True wholesome laughter. Not no gay stuff or weird scenes to try and make things funny. These producers knew how to make people laugh without being way left field like 95% of movies today
it's funny you say america cause 3 of the main guys in this scene are canadian lol there's jim carrey of course, and then seabass, cam nealy, the angry trucker, was a long time nhl player, and the cop, harland williams is a stand up comedian from north of the border
This movie is the best comedy imo, laughed so hard! the lines, the faces, the clothes of harry and Loyd and the Timing of the lines. Even after 20 years. Comedy greatness
He should of spilled the pepper instead of the salt it’s very bad luck to spill salt but not so much with pepper also which shoulder do you throw it over if you spill salt??
He should have spilled the pepper instead of the salt it’s very bad luck to spill salt but not so much with pepper also which shoulder do you throw it over if you spill salt?? If I was there I’d spill the pepper so it wouldn’t matter
*Here is the Script Version of this whole scene written in 1993:* EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON [ The Mutt Cutt van is sandwiched between mountainous tractor-trailer trucks. ] 24. INT. TRUCK STOP CAF� [ Lloyd and Harry are sitting at a booth, surrounded by tables of tough-looking TRUCKERS. Harry doesn't look happy. A middle-aged, no-nonsense WAITRESS approaches their table with a couple of burgers and drinks. She puts them down in front of the boys and starts to walk away. ] LLOYD: (to Waitress) UH, EXCUSE ME... [ The Waitress reluctantly returns to the table. ] LLOYD (CONT'D): What's the "soup du jour"? WAITRESS: It's the soup-of-the-day. LLOYD: Sounds tasty. I'll have a bowl. WAITRESS: (sarcastic) Anything else before I leave the area? HARRY: Actually, this chocolate milk isn't mixed very well. Could you please bring me a spoon? [ The Waitress SIGHS and picks up the milk. Then she BLOWS INTO THE STRAW, MIXING THE DRINK. ] WAITRESS: There. Now you don't need one. [ The guys watch her stomp away. ] LLOYD: FEELS GOOD TO MINGLE WITH THESE LAID-back country-folk, don't it, Harry? [ Harry wipes off his straw with a napkin. As he moves to put it in the ashtray, he accidentally KNOCKS OVER THE SALT SHAKER. ] 25. LLOYD: Uh-oh... HARRY: What's the matter? LLOYD: You spilled the salt. That's bad luck. We're driving across the country and the last thing we need is bad luck. Quick, toss a handful of salt over your right shoulder. HARRY: What for? LLOYD: Because that's good luck. [ Harry shrugs, shakes some salt into his palm, and flings it over his shoulder. Suddenly they hear a YELP. ] MALE VOICE: (o.s.) What the f@%k?! LLOYD: Or was it the left shoulder? [ They turn and see a burly TRUCKER wiping salt out of his eyes. ] TRUCKER: Who's the dead man who threw s@%t in my eye?! [ The huge Trucker stands and squints at Lloyd and Harry. He's wearing a FOAM BASEBALL CAP that says: WINE 'EM, DINE 'EM, SIXTY-NINE 'EM. ] HARRY: It was a terrible accident, Sir. Believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size. Please accept my most sincere apology. [ The Trucker GROWLS and approaches the table, egged on by his equally burly FRIENDS. ] BURLY FRIEND #1: Teach'em a lesson, Sea Bass! 26. [ Sea Bass glares down at Harry's hamburger. ] SEA BASS: You gonna eat that? HARRY: Um... the thought had crossed my mind. [ At this, Sea Bass leans over and DROPS A BIG, BROWN WAD OF TOBACCO SPIT ONTO THE HAMBURGER. ] SEA BASS: Still want it? [ Harry stares at the burger non-commitally. ] HARRY: Nah, you go ahead. [ Sea Bass picks up the burger and walks back to his table, to the LAUGHTER of his friends. ] CUT TO: EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON [ J.P. Shay is at the gas pump filling the black Cadillac while Joe Mental stretches his legs. A large truck pulls away, REVEALING THE PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN MUTT CUTTS VAN. Mental smiles at this, and we… ] CUT TO: INT. TRUCK STOP CAF� [ The Waitress drops the check on Lloyd and Harry's table and STOMPS away. Harry studies the bill and SIGHS. ] HARRY: Perfect. I'm out eight bucks and I still haven't eaten. LLOYD: Well if you'd stop picking fights with the locals... (brightening) Wait a second. I think I just had an idea. Follow me... [ Lloyd stands and walks over to Sea Bass and his pals. A nervous Harry trails after him.] 27. LLOYD (CONT'D): Excuse me, gentlemen, I'd just like to apologize for that unpleasant scene a little earlier. SEA BASS: Huh? LLOYD: What I'm trying to say is, my friend and I would like to buy you guys a round of beers, just to bury the hatchet. [ Harry stares at Lloyd like he's out of his mind, but the Truckers seem to like the idea. ] SEA BASS: Make it four boiler-makers. LLOYD: Whatever you want, sir. I'll have the waitress send them over. Oh, and fellas hope to see you again down the road. [ Lloyd and Harry move away from the table toward the CASHIER. ] HARRY: Lloyd, what are you doing? You know we can't afford to buy them drinks. [ Lloyd hands the Cashier their check. ] LLOYD: Um, Sea Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our check. They said just add this to their tab. CASHIER: (skeptical) Sea Bass said that? LLOYD: Well, if that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass... [ He points across the room to Sea Bass and company. Sea Bass NODS TO THE CASHIER AND GESTURES TO HIS TABLE, NOT WANTING TO MISS OUT ON HIS FREE DRINK. ] CASHIER: (convinced) Okey-dokey, if that's what he wants... 28. [ Harry smiles at this. He grabs a couple Beef Jerky's, a candy bar, and a copy of The National Enquirer off the counter. ] HARRY: Oh, and put these on there, too. CASHIER: You got it. LLOYD: (to Cashier) By the way, how far is it to Rhode Island from here? CUT TO: EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON [ The front door BURSTS OPEN and a red-faced Sea Bass STORMS OUT, followed by his buddies, the Cashier, and the Waitress. ] SEA BASS: I'm gonna kill those sons-of-b@%ches! CASHIER: Hurry and you'll catch 'em. They was on their way to Rhode Island. [ The Truckers jump in their rigs and RUMBLE AWAY in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION our boys are headed. ] CUT TO: EXT. HIGHWAY - AFTERNOON [ The Mutt Cutts van breezes by. ] INT. MUTT CUTTS VAN - AFTERNOON [ A jubilant Harry's driving and chewing on a mouthful of Beef Jerky. ] LLOYD: I just wish we could've seen Sea Bass's face when he got the bill. HARRY: I hope we never have to. LLOYD: Don't worry. That fish-head is probably half-way to Providence by now. 29. HARRY: I hope so. [ Harry checks his rear-view mirror nervously. ] LLOYD: Hey, stop the car. I gotta take a whiz. HARRY: Are you crazy? I'm not stopping now. What if they figure out we went the other way. They'll be on us in no time. LLOYD: But I gotta go. What am I supposed to do? HARRY: Hold it. LLOYD: I can't hold it. I'm about to explode. HARRY: Well... just take a whiz in an empty beer bottle. There's a couple on the floor in the back seat. LLOYD: Are you serious? HARRY: Yes, I'm serious. I'm not stopping now. We could get killed. Lloyd SIGHS. He takes an EMPTY BEER BOTTLE from the back seat and UNZIPS his fly. Suddenly we hear a PEEING SOUND. Then: LLOYD: Uh-oh... HARRY: What's the matter? LLOYD: The bottle's almost full and I'm still going. HARRY: Well stop going. 30. LLOYD: I can't stop once I already started, you know that. Quick, get me another bottle. [ Harry can BARELY HOLD THE STEERING WHEEL as he reaches way in the back seat for an empty. ] LLOYD (CONT'D): Jesus, be careful! You almost went off the road. HARRY: I'm sorry, Lloyd. I'm doing the best I can. [ He hands Lloyd another empty and Lloyd quickly makes the switch. ] LLOYD: Here, hold this. [ Before Harry knows it he's holding the full BOTTLE OF URINE. ] EXT. HIGHWAY - LATE DAY [ As the Mutt Cutts van travels down the highway, it passes a STATE TROOPER on a motorcycle hidden in the bushes. The Trooper takes off after them. ] INT. MUTT CUTTS VAN [ Harry is doing his best to steer while now holding FIVE FULL BOTTLES AND Lloyd is still going at it in the passenger seat. ] HARRY: What are you, a g@d-d@mn camel? LLOYD: Hey, I haven't gone all day. [ Just then they hear a LOUDSPEAKER: ] STATE TROOPER: (o.s.) Pull over! [ They turn to see the POLICE MOTORCYCLE cruising right beside then. Harry rolls down his window and CALLS OUT: ] HARRY: Huh? 31. STATE TROOPER: PULL OVER! [ Harry glances down at his sweater he's wearing, then back at the Trooper. ] HARRY: (calling out) No, it's a Cardigan! But thanks for noticing! [ He rolls his window back up and turns to an equally baffled Lloyd. ] HARRY (CONT'D): Jesus, what is this, the fashion police? [ The State Trooper turns on his SIREN, Harry was so naïve that the cop had to command him in a full sentence. ] STATE TROOPER: PULL YOUR CAR TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD! CUT TO: EXT. HIGHWAY - LATE DAY [ The STATE TROOPER is walking up beside the stopped Mutt Cutts van, staring at it with disapproval. ] STATE TROOPER: License and registration, please. [ Harry hands him the papers. ] STATE TROOPER (CONT'D): You know, you fellas were all over the road back there. HARRY: Yes, sir, we had a little... difficulty in the car. STATE TROOPER: Uh-huh. Have you boys been doing a little drinking maybe? HARRY: No, sir. 32. STATE TROOPER: Then what's that? [ He points to the OPEN, FULL BEER BOTTLES hidden in the seat between them. ] HARRY: Oh, that's nothing, sir. STATE TROOPER: Do you know it's against the law to drive with an open alcohol container in this state? LLOYD: But, your honor, he's telling the truth. It's not beer. STATE TROOPER: (smirks and then acts sarcastic) Is that right? [ The Trooper reaches in and picks up one of the bottles. He inspects the beer label, then MOVES THE BOTTLE TO HIS LIPS. ] HARRY: Sir, I wouldn't-- TROOPER: --You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you. LLOYD: (under breath) YOU WOULD, TOO... [ Harry shoots Lloyd a look as the Trooper begins GULPING down the pee. He pauses uncertainly and a SICK LOOK COMES OVER HIS FACE. He takes a DEEP BREATH. ] STATE TROOPER: (pained) Get the hell out of here.
sorry I know this is not funny 😶, but I have notices more than one movie at this movie age, were promoting the idea of " be angry, it is ok", see that book the cashier is holding, obviously there is someone behind the scene is trying to deliver something, it is totally not related to the movie idea !! like how now they are promoting " be gay, it is ok" What for..? think about it.
"You pumpkin pie hair cutted freak"!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely comedy gold..
5:56 the sound when he changes the bottle 😆 🤣 😂
هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه😂
The sound effects artist(s) knew what they were doing lol.
Tic tac sir😅
get tha hell outa here lol!
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣
Pull over! No it's a cardigan 😂
Tic tac sir
Get the hell out of here 😂😂😂😂
I honestly feel this is the most creative comedy ever made in America. Truly a legendary movie of laughter. True wholesome laughter. Not no gay stuff or weird scenes to try and make things funny. These producers knew how to make people laugh without being way left field like 95% of movies today
Have you seen Coming to America?😅😅
it's funny you say america cause 3 of the main guys in this scene are canadian lol there's jim carrey of course, and then seabass, cam nealy, the angry trucker, was a long time nhl player, and the cop, harland williams is a stand up comedian from north of the border
It had gay stuff in it.
Imagine getting so triggered over just seeing gay people in movies.
NO ITS A CARDIGAN BUT THANKS FOR NOTICING!!!!🤣🤣
Lloyd's right it does sting
😂😂😂😂
7:26
Harry’s face is such a mood.
This movie is the best comedy imo, laughed so hard! the lines, the faces,
the clothes of harry and Loyd and the Timing of the lines. Even after 20 years. Comedy greatness
I love the troopers facial expressions 😂
This movie is such a banger!😂
WHO HIT ME WITH THE SALT SHAKER
Not me
Here spills pepper shaker there no bad luck problem here buddy
The deadman
Well, it was a terrible mistake, sir. Oh, please believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size.
0:28
Jim’s face completely captures the essence of male pissing during this take😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soup de jour 😂😂😂
Kudos to Flo for keeping a straight face before leaving the area
The way loyde 6ix9ine's his boy harry is hilarious🤣💯👍
Soon as Harry finds what happens in the movie, he speeds up 🤣
Excuse me Flo 😂😂😂
0:13 The way they laugh 🤣🤣🤣
Hahahahaha the bubbles 😂
This is a version I’ve never seen before. Very cool
this is a Mandella Effect
@@alex_01more like deleted scenes Effect
I'll never do anything to offend the man of your size😂😂
Tic-Tac sir. lmao
6:17 😂😂 that feeling 😂😂 happened to me
It happens to me too 😂
@@ahmedjaballa768 🤣
كاينة منها 😂😂
@bensaadabdessamed9308 😁😁😁
They Are the Best!
I love your guys' videos! You choose the best scenes! The outro screen is so well done, too! Cheers 🎉
Thank you for your help
Classic 😂
I’ve never seen this version before. Every time I’ve seen this film, you never actually see him spit on the burger.
I’ve seen this movie so many times. It’s so weird to see deleted scenes
After 30 years i just realised I've watched a censored version of this movie! I've never seen this split, it was cut off!
I preferred it cut off tbh
07:36 Cops face after drinking 😀
Seabass and the boys.
No no sir… not good for you 😂😂😂😂
Harland Williams great comedian Rocket man!!!
Harland Williams lol he killed that role
Extremely funny 🤣 scene
Always the best
Thats service with a smile haaa haaa
Tictac sir 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wish I had this kind of luck when I have acted stupid 😂😅
The cop should have listened to them
Cam Neely! Former hockey player now president of the Boston Bruins!
He's no sinden, lol
now i know where that stupid hawk-tuah meme came from
Harry should have pulled over so Lloyd can pee there, but then they get stopped by the police.
Yes either that or Lloyd can just get out and pee on the ground my dad does it all the time I’ve done it once it’s ok
@@sammcdonald2916 I can done that before too.
He didn't stop because of the movie story Lloyd told him about how they catch up with the scamsters and what they do next. He was freaked out.
1.09$ for a gallon of gasoline😳
$1.09 - dollar sign first.
that was the good ole days, till these mother fathers ruined the country year after year & they wanna get 4 more years after piss on the country
Tic tac
1:42 😂😂😂
0:01 lil Richard was the biggest influence
يما العسل يما عسل 🍯🍯🍯🍯🍯❤❤❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff Daniels is on the piss, as Australians say.
0:12 🤣
Tik tak sir?😅😂
6 bottles
This is different than in the movie,some details are different
cant breathe
This movie reminds me of beavis and butthead
Just like hospital
What's your favourite colour?
Also I’d get him another soda
😂😂
He should of spilled the pepper instead of the salt it’s very bad luck to spill salt but not so much with pepper also which shoulder do you throw it over if you spill salt??
What kinda diner @ a gas station sells beer?
Redneck one
I believe they used to in the 90s.
Where else are you gonna get your beer whilst on the road?
Tons
well this is very old movie, we wouldn't know 😂
😂😂😂
Hey if you got to go you got to go
hahaha
يا مراري
Sea,bass
5:38 wtf is that
big gulps huh
*famous social media influencer prediction*
Why there is no top comment?
Seabass hat
Sonar starts speak whale language)))
He should have spilled the pepper instead of the salt it’s very bad luck to spill salt but not so much with pepper also which shoulder do you throw it over if you spill salt?? If I was there I’d spill the pepper so it wouldn’t matter
I’d spill the pepper if I was there that way there would be no bad luck involved
😂
СТАРЬІЙ АНЕКДОТ .
😂😂😂😂😂😂
وش قالو لها 😢
Español todas
😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
how many people shit their pants watchn this movie
america thought tge world 🌎how to dispose of yurine n da go, and then have a police officer or anyone else, have drink GOD BLESS AMERiCA!!!!!!🌍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This movie ruined Cam Neely for me almost (Seabass, played by former NHLer And Boston Bruins legend Cam Neely), he almost r@pes Lloyd
Get the hell out of here
*Here is the Script Version of this whole scene written in 1993:*
EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON
[ The Mutt Cutt van is sandwiched between mountainous tractor-trailer trucks. ]
24.
INT. TRUCK STOP CAF�
[ Lloyd and Harry are sitting at a booth, surrounded by tables of tough-looking TRUCKERS. Harry doesn't look happy. A middle-aged, no-nonsense WAITRESS approaches their table with a couple of burgers and drinks. She puts them down in front of the boys and starts to walk away. ]
LLOYD: (to Waitress) UH, EXCUSE ME...
[ The Waitress reluctantly returns to the table. ]
LLOYD (CONT'D): What's the "soup du jour"?
WAITRESS: It's the soup-of-the-day.
LLOYD: Sounds tasty. I'll have a bowl.
WAITRESS: (sarcastic) Anything else before I leave the area?
HARRY: Actually, this chocolate milk isn't mixed very well. Could you please bring me a spoon?
[ The Waitress SIGHS and picks up the milk. Then she BLOWS INTO THE STRAW, MIXING THE DRINK. ]
WAITRESS: There. Now you don't need one.
[ The guys watch her stomp away. ]
LLOYD: FEELS GOOD TO MINGLE WITH THESE LAID-back country-folk, don't it, Harry?
[ Harry wipes off his straw with a napkin. As he moves to put it in the ashtray, he accidentally KNOCKS OVER THE SALT SHAKER. ]
25.
LLOYD: Uh-oh...
HARRY: What's the matter?
LLOYD: You spilled the salt. That's bad luck. We're driving across the country and the last thing we need is bad luck. Quick, toss a handful of salt over your right shoulder.
HARRY: What for?
LLOYD: Because that's good luck.
[ Harry shrugs, shakes some salt into his palm, and flings it over his shoulder. Suddenly they hear a YELP. ]
MALE VOICE: (o.s.) What the f@%k?!
LLOYD: Or was it the left shoulder?
[ They turn and see a burly TRUCKER wiping salt out of his eyes. ]
TRUCKER: Who's the dead man who threw s@%t in my eye?!
[ The huge Trucker stands and squints at Lloyd and Harry. He's wearing a FOAM BASEBALL CAP that says: WINE 'EM, DINE 'EM, SIXTY-NINE 'EM. ]
HARRY: It was a terrible accident, Sir. Believe me, I would never do anything to offend a man of your size. Please accept my most sincere apology.
[ The Trucker GROWLS and approaches the table, egged on by his equally burly FRIENDS. ]
BURLY FRIEND #1: Teach'em a lesson, Sea Bass!
26.
[ Sea Bass glares down at Harry's hamburger. ]
SEA BASS: You gonna eat that?
HARRY: Um... the thought had crossed my mind.
[ At this, Sea Bass leans over and DROPS A BIG, BROWN WAD OF TOBACCO SPIT ONTO THE HAMBURGER. ]
SEA BASS: Still want it?
[ Harry stares at the burger non-commitally. ]
HARRY: Nah, you go ahead.
[ Sea Bass picks up the burger and walks back to his table, to the LAUGHTER of his friends. ]
CUT TO:
EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON
[ J.P. Shay is at the gas pump filling the black Cadillac while Joe Mental stretches his legs. A large truck pulls away, REVEALING THE PREVIOUSLY HIDDEN MUTT CUTTS VAN. Mental smiles at this, and we… ]
CUT TO:
INT. TRUCK STOP CAF�
[ The Waitress drops the check on Lloyd and Harry's table and STOMPS away. Harry studies the bill and SIGHS. ]
HARRY: Perfect. I'm out eight bucks and I still haven't eaten.
LLOYD: Well if you'd stop picking fights with the locals... (brightening) Wait a second. I think I just had an idea. Follow me...
[ Lloyd stands and walks over to Sea Bass and his pals. A nervous Harry trails after him.]
27.
LLOYD (CONT'D): Excuse me, gentlemen, I'd just like to apologize for that unpleasant scene a little earlier.
SEA BASS: Huh?
LLOYD: What I'm trying to say is, my friend and I would like to buy you guys a round of beers, just to bury the hatchet.
[ Harry stares at Lloyd like he's out of his mind, but the Truckers seem to like the idea. ]
SEA BASS: Make it four boiler-makers.
LLOYD: Whatever you want, sir. I'll have the waitress send them over. Oh, and fellas hope to see you again down the road.
[ Lloyd and Harry move away from the table toward the CASHIER. ]
HARRY: Lloyd, what are you doing? You know we can't afford to buy them drinks.
[ Lloyd hands the Cashier their check. ]
LLOYD: Um, Sea Bass and the fellas offered to pick up our check. They said just add this to their tab.
CASHIER: (skeptical) Sea Bass said that?
LLOYD: Well, if that guy at the table over there is Sea Bass...
[ He points across the room to Sea Bass and company. Sea Bass NODS TO THE CASHIER AND GESTURES TO HIS TABLE, NOT WANTING TO MISS OUT ON HIS FREE DRINK. ]
CASHIER: (convinced) Okey-dokey, if that's what he wants...
28.
[ Harry smiles at this. He grabs a couple Beef Jerky's, a candy bar, and a copy of The National Enquirer off the counter. ]
HARRY: Oh, and put these on there, too.
CASHIER: You got it.
LLOYD: (to Cashier) By the way, how far is it to Rhode Island from here?
CUT TO:
EXT. TRUCK STOP CAF� - AFTERNOON
[ The front door BURSTS OPEN and a red-faced Sea Bass STORMS OUT, followed by his
buddies, the Cashier, and the Waitress. ]
SEA BASS: I'm gonna kill those sons-of-b@%ches!
CASHIER: Hurry and you'll catch 'em. They was on their way to Rhode Island.
[ The Truckers jump in their rigs and RUMBLE AWAY in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION our boys are headed. ]
CUT TO:
EXT. HIGHWAY - AFTERNOON
[ The Mutt Cutts van breezes by. ]
INT. MUTT CUTTS VAN - AFTERNOON
[ A jubilant Harry's driving and chewing on a mouthful of Beef Jerky. ]
LLOYD: I just wish we could've seen Sea Bass's face when he got the bill.
HARRY: I hope we never have to.
LLOYD: Don't worry. That fish-head is probably half-way to Providence by now.
29.
HARRY: I hope so.
[ Harry checks his rear-view mirror nervously. ]
LLOYD: Hey, stop the car. I gotta take a whiz.
HARRY: Are you crazy? I'm not stopping now. What if they figure out we went the other way. They'll be on us in no time.
LLOYD: But I gotta go. What am I supposed to do?
HARRY: Hold it.
LLOYD: I can't hold it. I'm about to explode.
HARRY: Well... just take a whiz in an empty beer bottle. There's a couple on the floor in the back seat.
LLOYD: Are you serious?
HARRY: Yes, I'm serious. I'm not stopping now. We could get killed. Lloyd SIGHS. He takes an EMPTY BEER BOTTLE from the back seat and UNZIPS his fly. Suddenly we hear a PEEING SOUND.
Then:
LLOYD: Uh-oh...
HARRY: What's the matter?
LLOYD: The bottle's almost full and I'm still going.
HARRY: Well stop going.
30.
LLOYD: I can't stop once I already started, you know that. Quick, get me another bottle.
[ Harry can BARELY HOLD THE STEERING WHEEL as he reaches way in the back seat for an empty. ]
LLOYD (CONT'D): Jesus, be careful! You almost went off the road.
HARRY: I'm sorry, Lloyd. I'm doing the best I can.
[ He hands Lloyd another empty and Lloyd quickly makes the switch. ]
LLOYD: Here, hold this.
[ Before Harry knows it he's holding the full BOTTLE OF URINE. ]
EXT. HIGHWAY - LATE DAY
[ As the Mutt Cutts van travels down the highway, it passes a STATE TROOPER on a motorcycle hidden in the bushes. The Trooper takes off after them. ]
INT. MUTT CUTTS VAN
[ Harry is doing his best to steer while now holding FIVE FULL BOTTLES AND Lloyd is still going at it in the passenger seat. ]
HARRY: What are you, a g@d-d@mn camel?
LLOYD: Hey, I haven't gone all day.
[ Just then they hear a LOUDSPEAKER: ]
STATE TROOPER: (o.s.) Pull over!
[ They turn to see the POLICE MOTORCYCLE cruising right beside then. Harry rolls down his window and CALLS OUT: ]
HARRY: Huh?
31.
STATE TROOPER: PULL OVER!
[ Harry glances down at his sweater he's wearing, then back at the Trooper. ]
HARRY: (calling out) No, it's a Cardigan! But thanks for noticing!
[ He rolls his window back up and turns to an equally baffled Lloyd. ]
HARRY (CONT'D): Jesus, what is this, the fashion police?
[ The State Trooper turns on his SIREN, Harry was so naïve that the cop had to command him in a full sentence. ]
STATE TROOPER: PULL YOUR CAR TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!
CUT TO:
EXT. HIGHWAY - LATE DAY
[ The STATE TROOPER is walking up beside the stopped Mutt Cutts van, staring at it with disapproval. ]
STATE TROOPER: License and registration, please.
[ Harry hands him the papers. ]
STATE TROOPER (CONT'D): You know, you fellas were all over the road back there.
HARRY: Yes, sir, we had a little... difficulty in the car.
STATE TROOPER: Uh-huh. Have you boys been doing a little drinking maybe?
HARRY: No, sir.
32.
STATE TROOPER: Then what's that?
[ He points to the OPEN, FULL BEER BOTTLES hidden in the seat between them. ]
HARRY: Oh, that's nothing, sir.
STATE TROOPER: Do you know it's against the law to drive with an open alcohol container in this state?
LLOYD: But, your honor, he's telling the truth. It's not beer.
STATE TROOPER: (smirks and then acts sarcastic) Is that right?
[ The Trooper reaches in and picks up one of the bottles. He inspects the beer label, then MOVES THE BOTTLE TO HIS LIPS. ]
HARRY: Sir, I wouldn't--
TROOPER: --You'd keep your mouth shut if you knew what was good for you.
LLOYD: (under breath) YOU WOULD, TOO...
[ Harry shoots Lloyd a look as the Trooper begins GULPING down the pee. He pauses uncertainly and a SICK LOOK COMES OVER HIS FACE. He takes a DEEP BREATH. ]
STATE TROOPER: (pained) Get the hell out of here.
Man that was marathon of a read
@@mohamed_rajab_Ali
It's actually as long as this entire clip.
Not funny carry
401 mother fiking
sorry I know this is not funny 😶, but I have notices more than one movie at this movie age, were promoting the idea of " be angry, it is ok", see that book the cashier is holding, obviously there is someone behind the scene is trying to deliver something, it is totally not related to the movie idea !! like how now they are promoting " be gay, it is ok"
What for..? think about it.
The guy HAWK TUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ههههههههه اعجبني. 1:09
It should be a movie about Trump and Biden 😏
Get the hell outa here
Well