Trump Gets Ready For Day One-ish
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Pity our poor PEOTUS, he thinks Presidents get weekends off.
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We should be happy Trump plans to take the weekends off. Less time for him to cause damage. We should tell him that Presidents always get three day weekends.
KingOfMadCows lol
KingOfMadCows and that they take 4 months of summer holidays.
More like 3 day weeks.
KingOfMadCows 😂
and every weekend obama secretly sneaks into the oval office and repairs the damage trump has done during the week
He has the lowest approval rating of any incoming president. Again, why is he our president...?
Bent Neatly
Because the Framers didn't trust regular people to make decisions.
Go watch Clinton Cash.
Bent Neatly Even with that he beat all the other candidates. Pretty hilarious that he was our best in the end
Bent Neatly Because the approval ratings are rigged.
one of the same reasons as why his approval rating is so low: mess political debacle that lead to the election falling to a weird system that most barely understand. The fact that even trump doesn't seem to feel he has won (he keeps attacking people like it is the campaign trail) means things just get worse.
"I'd feel more comfortable if you just put that thing away." Funny, most of the people backstage at Miss America pageants tell Trump the same thing.
"Or maybe he's going to be great, I don't know."
You know he isn't.
ShiroiKage009 how do you know that? Everyone though Obama was going to do good, but he turned out to be a complete fucking pussy. Let's just wait and see.
I've seen the cabinet picks and his promises for policy. He's going to be shit.
*drumpfsterfire
Last time I was this early, America still had hope
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Aelia Briyain lols
+Aelia Briyain
Reading your comment made me miss Hillary Clinton all over again.
+G Washington
Two possibilities exist.
1) You have the most ironic name for a Russian misinformation disseminator ever.
2) You are just grossly misinformed.
Either way spreading misinformation was inexcusable before the election and now it is borderline criminal. Please stop.
+Rodney Warren Hillary Clinton is a piece of shit.
She's a disgusting human being.I hope this comment made liberals cry.
Oh my God, Trump's inability to come to grasps with reality is gonna be an endless source of entertainment for the rest of the world and an endless source of suffering and devastation for us.
Oh I'm not worried, I'm sure those of us not in the US will feel the suffering as well once he starts a war or two.
many trump supporters were afraid that hillary would start a war with russia; wouldn't it be ironic if trump started a war with china instead?
I'd be laughing about it if I didn't have to worry his shenanigans to cost me my country and freedom... Living next door to Russia without USA going "Hey back off from the borders mkay Putin?" will be so much fun, I imagine.
Don't worry Cami, it may turn out to be an endless source of suffering and devastation for the whole world.
Its pretty worrying for a lot of countries, particularly the US's allies.
I wish a story would come out stating, "Scientists caught trying to rig weather to make it rain on Inauguration Day." That'd be great.
Maybe if CNN posted it Trump would undeclare them a fake news source.
shahida begum You have to watch Info wars to get that information.
you actually can control weather, works sometimes. like when China forced the clouds to rain a day before the 2008 Olympics opening ceremony, so the sky would be sunny and not clouded.
markatl84 Read up on HAARP, this shit already exists.
shahida begum some crazy millionaire preacher will tell his sheep that to scare the shit out of them
I swear this guy Seth Meyers, John Oliver, and Samantha Bee all have a huge crush on Trump with how often they talk about him. It's like they depend on him.
You're kidding, right? An amoral, idiot man-child with narcissistic personality disorder is about to take over the country. How could you not talk about that?
honestdude Trump is the gift that keeps giving us the great jokes. ...weekends off...wow!
Ah yes, of course! Why else would the hosts of comedy news shows be talking about the President of their own country
Yes, they do. The whole country actually is depending on him. He's the president. Can't believe you dumbasses decided the fate of US.
well he's going to be the fucken president. Everyone should talk about him so we can be aware
I, like the the majority of thumb voters, love Stephen's monologue!
Colbert's attitude will be sorely needed for the next 4 years!
I legit thought that Putin voiceover was someone at the Late Show making a mockery until I Googled it.... Jesus Christ we are living in an episode of Parks and Recreation
lol putin would never discuss such bullshit, it was question by life news reporter which is yellow press like buzzfeed and putin even mocked them before giving answer.
I did the same thing
It actually is a poor translation.
socrappyicoulddie --You can't make this stuff up!!! 🙈
If we are living in Parks and Recreation, can you tell Tammy to mix me up something?
Hey what if it rains on inauguration day and Trump's speech is hours long and he and Mike Pence both get pneumonia and die like William Henry Harrison?
It's a great fantasy. I like it.
andrew miller
The one thing that will get me to believe
Trump's speech is hours long Naa it's Trump we're talking about.
udyvlogs don't cheat the hangman
If that happens I'd classify it a miracle if not I guess we just have to wait a few weeks before he causes a national incident(s)
I just checked DC weather reports. It is predicted to rain on trumps inauguration!!! YEA
Tee hee! Love it!
So it might piss down? Trump'll probably like that.
Believe me. I'll be protesting because I want to. No pay necessary. Trump deserves to be treated with the same amount of disrespect Obama received every single day, if not more.
Allen Fogarty wee from what I hear it will be short and sweet anyway
Right. He should get cancer because he's happy that it's gonna rain. Jason Cooke,Triggered!
*Laughs at the funny jokes because they're funny, then proceeds to cry because we are so fucked.*
Uh huh. Being run by a cheeto who's gone bankrupt more times than you've had sex, filling positions comprised of sociopaths who want to game the system to line their pockets with even more money they don't need at the peoples' expense, and said cheeto has a skin so thin that a snicker in his general direction makes him throw a fit.
The economy is going to take a nosedive, doofus. It's happened almost every time we've had a republican controlled house. And even better, you know the last time they had all three branches? We went into something called the Great Depression, maybe you heard about it, because of all the massive deregulation that didn't do jack squat for the working people.
Trump voters and supporters, one and all, deserve a stamp on their foreheads, in bright, red ink and large letters that says, "SUCKER!" because that's what they are. This video perfectly illustrates that.
Vagrant Vagabond the philippine vice president couldnt go to the philippines when a typhoon hit her province because her u.s. vacation was planned over a year ago and she couldnt get hold of return tickets at such short notice...all despite of the fact that the typhoon was forecast to hit philippine islands before she (vice president of the philippines)left for the u.s. vacation planned a year ago...#wefeelyou
Hillary is irrelevant. The topic is the Dump and how fucked America is with someone completely unqualified, so, unless you can prove or try to convince me that this overgrown toddler will do more than laugh all the way to the bank, we have nothing to discuss.
+Vagrant Vagabond Holy Crap! I... I love you?
I... oh goodness... well... I mean... at least ask me out first!! Golly! :O
He’s name is on the buildings, but OBAMA’S name is in every heart.
lol
Not mine shit he's in my bills heart raised taxes on me
It's funny because it did rain on Turd's inauguration. Very subtle, God.
Two days to get to the escape pods and get the **** out of here.
No man, you have the whole weekend, too!
Alex Landherr Escape iPods ;)
Alex Landherr 😊😀
Penny Lane 😁👍
Get the what out if here? The puppies? The kids? The Iguanas? Shit? Fuck?
All this time, we've been thinking that when Trump says something is "rigged", he means its rigged. We should have realised that that's just his way of saying that it's bad for him him, because that's literally the only way he uses it and he pretty much calls everything that says something bad for him "rigged".
When he goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him he has diabetes, it's rigged. When his car gets towed because he parked in the wrong place, it's rigged. When someone brings him a coffee and it's cold, it's rigged. That just what "rigged" means now.
Let's not forget "FAKE NEWS" and "WRONG!"
You keep saying that word... I do not think it means what you think it means.
Krombopulos Michael WRONG! Can't believe people believe that rigged has different meanings! Sad! Rigged!
Krombopulos Michael i feel bad for you if you just figured that out. why do you think people are going crazy? It's not for fun.
Krombopulos Michael Here I go rigging again
This monologue was FEARLESS. The "hey kids!" joke got super real. Good work guys, keep it up!!
G Washington nope, because this situation is absolutely insane to a lot of people in this country!
Stephen Colbert reporting on Trump as always. Gotta make that cash because his career is dying. 😂
It's not dying, because people like you come to his channel to troll. Thanks for the page views!
I'm not with a prostitute, I'm with a woman engaging in liberal social responsibilities, Your Honor.
Hope that works next time I meet a woman on the corner of 9th and 10th engaging in liberal social responsibilities.
I love that the President (?) of Moldova was right next to Putin when he said Russian hookers are the best. And Vlad didn't give a fuck.
JMG_99 that is Fing funny
Yeah that was brutal. Moldovans really pride themselves on their #1 hooker rating.
Savage bro you know he's going to catch hell from all the hooker back home for not defending them
DAY ONE VACATION??? LOW ENERGY!! SAD!!
Nostophod does that make it ok?
I LIKE PRESIDENTS THAT DON'T TAKE WEEKENDS. WEAK, AND LIVING OFF A GOVERNMENT PAYCHECK. SAD!!
INNER CITIES ARE BURNING, WHERE WAS OBAMA?? PATHETIC!
I don't have to watch any more comedic movies to laugh, now I watch trump instead.
Holy Shit, he predicted the weather thing. He actually DID DENY that it rained on his ingauguration day. How crazy is that!?
It DID rain and the next day he lied and said the sun came out as he began his speech.
I was at this taping yesterday and it was such an amazing experience. Stephen shook my hand and everything.
You know Stephen wants Trump to Tweet @ him so badly... that'd be a great show
I was apprehensive of Colbert when he first took over the late show but damn my man has been fucking killin it. So glad they put parts in UA-cam for free, how all media should be
Mocking GOD!!! That part was very uncomfortable and wrong!
Delicious sacrilege!
I think God's OK with people making jokes. If a human got angry and messed with you every time you made a joke about his politics, would you want to worship that human? (Or have him as president?) Jesus would be OK with people making jokes because he'd be secure
Meet him everyday. I call him Daddy.
Uquion Burke God is not real
Jesus is cumming
As far as Presidents go Orange is the New Black.
gravityking Great observation there lad, gave me quite a chuckle
Sometimes I seriously consider if I haven't woken up on November 9th, and if I'm still dreaming. Someone pinch me... Is this real life!?!?
You have just stepped into ... The Twilight Zone.
kapp yes it is! and in 2 days your unconstitutional executive orders, race baiting tactics, and fake progress will all be gone! 😂
Antonio C Russian bot detected
770megaman paid Hillary shill alert. She lost by the way. You can stop
Yes, our new president has been peed on by Russian prostitutes.
So, God is a Republican.
Explains a lot.
But Jesus is a Democrat...
That's why I tell people that there is no benevolent god. Cthulhu on the other hand...
The Flying Sphagetti Monster is still the best.
Milind Tripathi 😱😅
"If you say so, snowflake." -- God
Pray hello to my little friend 😂😂😂
Come on Stephen... how many vacations did Obama take?
WRBookoo Seller18 you can make your point without insulting Michelle Obama to such a degree. You are allowed to have opinions, but not when they cross the line of calling a beautiful woman a man based solely on her appearance and race. Absolutely shameful.
MassEffectFan113 Fewer than Bush junior
WRBookoo Seller18 source
the legend 27 BEAUTIFUL???? I've seen hogs sexier than Michael.
lmao, Bush took the most.
Stephen: Thank you Canada for Loverboy
Me: We got you, boo ;)
So... Russia is going to invade on a weekend (?)
Minister of Defense: Mr. President, aren't you going to retaliate?
Trump: What? No, it's already Friday night, we can wait until Monday.
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!
Why would they invade now that they put a walking nuke into the oval office?
"...women who are very liberal of social responsibility."
Tomorrow starts day one of the biggest fking dumpster fire in American history
Set the Doomsday Clock for T-minus 30 hours!...ish
Stephen called it on the inauguration weather - lol.
TRUMP! whoop whoop! so excited by the upcoming Inauguration! Over 62 million Americans have your back. Peace be with you!
Sore losers in the comments.. Give your new president a fair chance. His business empire didn't drop out of the sky.
It didn't, it came out of his father's testament.
Ketan yes his father abd grandmother build the empire. But he fucks up again and again and again.
You mean like Republicans gave Obama a chance? As I recall, they bitched and moaned about him for eight years.
lolnope. He's gonna be a lazy, know-nothing shit-tier president for the four months he's in office before his myriad of conflicts of interests result in an impeachment. Then we're stuck with Cotton Hill for three plus years. Maybe I'll give him a chance.
Ketan nope, it rose from the ashes of hell
So for the first three days, the USA is going to be like a headless chicken with out a leader and then for the next four years, it's going to be like a headless chicken with a leader. Nice.
I love Stephen Colbert's impersonation of Alec Baldwin doing an impersonation of Trump!
3:05 This is eerily accurate. Trump did indeed claim it was sunny during his speech, when it wasn't. And just today, he actually said that all negative polls are fake. I have only one thing to say: Sad!
Trump has put in more hours since the election than Obama by far. The poll Colbert is talking about is at odds with two other polls that matched at 51%, not the 37% or 40% of the Washington Post. The WP poll had 33% Dem, 24% Rep, and 43% Ind., this is from memory, but I believe accurate.
His impression is on point 😂😂
I have never gasped so loudly and authentically in my life until I heard what Putin said!!!
Secretary of Education...she needs to be educated on what the heck the position might ask of her. Totally unqualified
I scrolled down so I could chuckle at idiots. I was not disappointed.
Oh look a rare tonight video on donald trump.
Those thousands of more jobs secured yesterday and a promise of a million jobs, no, nothing, i suppose you would have to show him some credit there.
When politicians promise stuff, you have to give them credit? I suppose if you believe everything they say, then you would.
Mike Jarrett
Donald Trump being peed on.
Martin Poulter On that particular thing i meant yes.
peaceandllov I peed on myself once, didn't like it, tracksuit bottoms took ages to clean!
You guys may enjoy my Donald Trump Song
yes
ok
What is it? "I'm Your Puppet?"
Cunncuts
sympathy for the devil.
how
it DID rain on his inauguration!
Today I woke up, had breakfast, I'm TRIGGERED!!!!!
He basically said he exactly what Stephen predicted when it rained on his inauguration lol
We should've, and could've, had Bernie. We do need him and his ideas, and we will have him, and his leadership. Where is Hillary on any issues? Nowhere.
Austin Zappas what are you talking about? She was the same as Bernie on 95% of the issues. The media just didn't cover it, all anyone wanted to talk about was emails.
Krombopulos Michael
but given her records I really fucking doubt she would have gone thru with any of her promises not to mention after her cabinet picks where leaked all those promises of hers would have been proven false is she was the president just like trump she had CEOs millionaires and business partners in her choices although it's not as the steaming pile of shot trumps cabinet is but that's not saying much
Is trump this guys only talking point?
There is nothing funnier than Trump. There's also nothing more terrifying. Funny how that works.
snowsandrivers blackfyrestorm but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it.
Dylan Lambert at this point you don't even need to write jokes about trump he makes fun of himself enough by just talking
>but don't you think it just get's repetitive? I mean if I were to listen to my favorite song over and over again, I'd probably start to hate it.
No. It doesn't. He never stops saying and doing different ridiculous shit. Every day. Every SINGLE day he does something that's totally ridiculous for like 8 different reasons. I don't even think they're keeping up with him.
Dylan Lambert Well, He has nothing worth talking about, so why not bitch about America's only hope.
My catholic grandparents would definitely not agree with this shows depictions of God, but I think they're hilarious. "Whatever you say, snowflake." Lolol
God must have a sense of humor ... he created Trump.
TheSippy333
I think Trump's pretty good evidence that there is no god.
TheSippy333 Nope that was Satan's doing
I can't believe Stephen Colbert predicted that it would rain on Tr*mp's election day. Maybe he should do weather reports alongside hosting this show.
OMG I loved the God part! A riot.
2:25 lord why is this man soooo damn funny 👌😂😂😂😂😂👌
20 dollars? Awww looks like somebody who has never encountered an escort in real life~
Well in Russia, you could probably find some for that price, at least as long as you don't speak without a perfect Russian accent, because price will multiply quickly the second they notice you are foreign.
+ Guardiansaiyan yes you've called?
Trump's cabinet picks getting worse and worse each day. He's conducting a business.
40%! That'll be a stormy Friday, but Monday Donald, just the same.
I will never tire listening to Stephen's impression of Trump 😂 It's spot on!
Did Putin actually bragged that Russia have the best prostitute? Da Fuck?
You predicted the future, Stephen. It actually rained on Election Day. Drumpf just said it flat out DIDN'T.
Can somebody confirm that's exactly what Putin said? Oo
All you have to do is google it. Confirmed.
Hahahaha I love the sweeeeeet salt overflowing from Colbert
Colbert was spot on with the clouds joke, I guess time travelers are real.
man this guy did not stop talking about trump since his win!!
Thank God. It helps us normal people cope with this nightmare.
I mean to be fair if the media was so far off on election polls. What exactly gives their approval polls more validity? I'm legit asking.
Wade Wilson in fact, election polls were NOT far off. Showed Hillary winning by about two per cent. Which she did. Trump won a few states in Midwest by tiny margins that swung the electoral college. After Comey comments Hillary lead collapsed in polls.
Marc Lonoff Exit polls and many others showed Hillary at 90+%
those were not polls those were predictions by some idiots nobody actually did a scientific or even an unscientific poll and they got numbers like 90%
it was just some idiots writing articles predicting there is a 90% CHANCE hillary will win not that she will get 90% of the vote and again those were not polls the real polls were wrong by 3% which is EXACTLY on the edge of the margin of error
Vaas Montengro Exit POLLS
Frawtarius It doesn't matter what the poll is about. If they can't accurately sample the population. Don't be dense it's entirely possible that they are only sampling a isolated group that exists within a social bubble.
Making fun of god ain't going to take you anywhere.
Zainab Rizvi Yeah, that worries me too. Steve needs to back off that routine.
Zainab Rizvi
Yeah, but it doesn't hurt anyone either.
Like making jokes about dragons.
everybodys working for the weekend... oh god the vice city flashbacks are happening again
Alrighty, I'll add hardees to the list of places I won't support anymore! 1 good thing about trump being president is I'm saving a ton of money by boycotting companies that support him :D
The left is getting DESPERATE folks , Rosie calling for martial law !?!??!?!?!??! hahaha give the guy a chance to get in office first , before we all judge .....
***** clearly its sad really ........
We can't be SURE these malign cancer cells will grow. Let's just give them a chance to get settled in.
There are only a few cockroaches, and maybe we'll get along with them. Let's let them figure out the place, and then maybe we'll do something about it.
Sure, my new boyfriend has several restraining orders, but he's pretty charming and I'm sure he'll be nice to me!
I thought it couldn't get any worse. Trump is so thin skinned and such a BLATANT LIAR... he is going to herald the most embarrassing presidential term in modern history.
#ImpeachTrump
Really.... are we to expect 4 years of Trump jokes? Its going to get boring.
It's funny because President Trump actually said that it wasn't raining when it was o.O
Well, I'm prepared to inaugurate president discount Lex Luthor.
HAHAHAHA. Nice. He really is Gene Hackman Luthor isn't he?
Can't tell if he is more destroy 'hope of America' Superman or sink islands into ocean
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
#MAGA
11/9 MR. PRESIDENT Too late... Satan already beat him with the blessing stick
This troll is early everyday
I love this show... Love you STEPHEN...
GOD BLESS STEPHEN COLBERT. GOD DAMN POS TRUMP.
So sick of seeing this guy every time i go on youtube does he do anything but make jokes about trump?
the irony is that you have a UA-cam channel full of old music. pink Floyd, john Lennon yeah your not in any position to call anyone old.
Watch something else. Fuck-face.
hahahaha that is a really smart comeback i can see you really took the time to think of that
jake holley will trump jokes write themselves, and they are golden
jake holley Since when did liking pink floyd or John Lennon make you old? Lmfao that's something Drumpf himself would say. Go away.
This election has RUINED Colbert. He used to be funny, but now he's just a bitter whiner. I'm not stoked about Trump either, but seriously, move on Mr. Colbert. There's no shortage of bitterness, negativity, and whining in the world. I don't need to be bombarded with it on Late-Night TV too. The occasional Trump joke is fine, especially because jokes about him practically write themselves, but they get old fast.
No, they don't because the idiot does something crazy every freaking day. Colbert is also reporting news to us.
and it literally did rain.
Tomorrow the Orange Churl gets to place his stubby finger on the button. The angels weep.
How are you libertards still butt hurt about trump being president? Just accept the fact that he's president and just deal with it
Eugene. L lol who is not accepting?
Eugene. L We're dealing with it, just accept that we're dealing with it.
Hey, Eugene, or can I call you Eug? Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you have it surgically removed later on?
Eugene. L as trump said about Clinton.. I'm hearing things, and people are talking.. that's all the evidence needed to prove trumps guilt..
Hey Eugene, just accept the fact that YOUR president is a hilarious fuck that no one takes seriously. He's a great reflection of you, brain dead Trumpanzee.
who's trump?
Colbert is such a political hack now. Trump jokes aren't funny anymore. Do something else.
Can't complain when the business man you elect for president only works in business hours.
Obama went golfing 330 times, but let's not talk about that...
Same jokes over and over. Every night. This is probably the worst show on television.
SNJ nah the apprentice is
Nathan Melissa
Arnold > Colbert
#Triggered
ibtoogood4u
#whiteliberalsinpanicmode
You don't have to watch it you dumb trumper
It's all fun and games roasting trump but overall we should be rooting for him because he's the future of our country. By the way if anyone needs any instrumentals for their songs or videos then take a look at my stuff. Everyone can use what they want.
Well, months into your future and the only rooting that is going on is what trump is doing to America. One newspaper reported him as saying he was going to buck the country up. But on reflection, that was probably a spelling mistake.
I guess its hard for americans to support him, he aint make it easy for people to like him so far, even 8 month later he is still the same Meme guy
OK, it's time to stop making fun aat prostitutes. It's also time to start shaming the men who pay women for sex.
"The weather on Inauguration Day was just horrible! Crooked weather! Sad!"
RIP B BUSH. Every time I eat oats, I will think of you.
Does this guy ever stop talking about trump? Or would his lack of sense of humor cause his ratings to fall too far to stop doing so?
Late night with stephen
More like late night with your "mom" stephen
💥Boom roasted💥
I knew Putin set trump up with that Slovenian B,lol
What shocks me is that the inauguration plans have carefully organized 'pay for play' behind the scenes meetings for lobbyists and corporations. He has already opened the feeding trough, in record time. A million dollars to Trump gives 8 tickets to the inauguration and special access to donors. Isn't this the guy who said he didn't need or want outside corporate influence? Is this what it means to drain the swamp? His voting base must be furious....
First :)