Theo Vons Scary Cocaine Story

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  • Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...
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  • @RodriguezGorge
    @RodriguezGorge 17 днів тому +107

    I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.

    • @Ronkaja
      @Ronkaja 17 днів тому +2

      Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.

    • @Malikrooney-hq5jj
      @Malikrooney-hq5jj 17 днів тому +1

      Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them

    • @SusanaGomez-mp8sk
      @SusanaGomez-mp8sk 17 днів тому +3

      YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.

    • @Edennnn926
      @Edennnn926 17 днів тому

      Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.

    • @PriscillaLogan-by9ll
      @PriscillaLogan-by9ll 17 днів тому

      How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta

  • @johnbrooks8552
    @johnbrooks8552 Рік тому +434

    I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂

    • @lucynjambi2442
      @lucynjambi2442 Рік тому +56

      He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Рік тому +65

      @@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree

    • @bullcrap9409
      @bullcrap9409 Рік тому +7

      No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Рік тому +5

      @@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale

    • @revwillyg6450
      @revwillyg6450 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver

  • @thisthingiminto
    @thisthingiminto Рік тому +252

    3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.

    • @porkch0mp538
      @porkch0mp538 9 місяців тому

      its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar

    • @dubkatmtl
      @dubkatmtl 5 місяців тому +23

      Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao

    • @Munthegun
      @Munthegun 3 місяці тому +3

      @@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol

    • @C.U.N.Tahiti
      @C.U.N.Tahiti 2 місяці тому +2

      It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy

    • @aidenlakata7662
      @aidenlakata7662 2 місяці тому

      i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 Рік тому +194

    Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.

    • @Squidjustice_
      @Squidjustice_ 9 місяців тому +5

      No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂

  • @RayRhino1
    @RayRhino1 Рік тому +81

    Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second

    • @jennifers.3818
      @jennifers.3818 Місяць тому +2

      Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂

  • @mc9828
    @mc9828 Рік тому +113

    I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great

  • @jamesbunyan1737
    @jamesbunyan1737 9 місяців тому +18

    Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself

  • @user-bm7td2wo5f
    @user-bm7td2wo5f Рік тому +527

    Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast

    • @drumgold23
      @drumgold23 Рік тому

      Fake addicts everywhere in show biz

    • @eleven9286
      @eleven9286 Рік тому +29

      and?

    • @Blaztoize
      @Blaztoize Рік тому +27

      @@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times

    • @ignaciocamacho5564
      @ignaciocamacho5564 Рік тому

      @@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding

    • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
      @user-wb7nv9ht1g Рік тому +46

      He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row

  • @sirmegallot3276
    @sirmegallot3276 10 місяців тому +50

    Jesus, let the dude tell his story....

  • @Felipao216
    @Felipao216 Рік тому +52

    He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol

  • @DrewD76
    @DrewD76 11 місяців тому +22

    It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣

    • @RiverBoatPirate
      @RiverBoatPirate 24 дні тому

      To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol.
      But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier.
      On a side note-
      If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets...
      If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.

  • @jhubjrbrbr
    @jhubjrbrbr Рік тому +22

    This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview

  • @hucklebuckchuck7218
    @hucklebuckchuck7218 4 місяці тому +29

    I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂

    • @MrNncon
      @MrNncon 2 місяці тому +1

      God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol

  • @ryanharber4512
    @ryanharber4512 Рік тому +41

    3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL

    • @ToriOdevlin-mx3rh
      @ToriOdevlin-mx3rh Рік тому

      😂

    • @middy774
      @middy774 Рік тому

      “It’s your office!” Lmao

    • @damienperez3525
      @damienperez3525 9 місяців тому +1

      Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....

  • @RoldanRR00
    @RoldanRR00 Рік тому +31

    This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.

  • @bobs2809
    @bobs2809 9 місяців тому +28

    I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.

    • @Ndizzyinthehizzy
      @Ndizzyinthehizzy День тому

      He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.

  • @ChannelVideoYoutube
    @ChannelVideoYoutube 9 місяців тому +9

    Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol

  • @Yourmomgoestocolledge
    @Yourmomgoestocolledge 9 місяців тому +11

    Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂

  • @handsomeblackman255
    @handsomeblackman255 9 місяців тому +18

    Stories like these make you relapse.
    Then feel miserable the next day.....

    • @Chillllllbruh
      @Chillllllbruh 13 днів тому

      Why you lie to yourself with your username like that?
      Crack?

  • @nicholashardick5959
    @nicholashardick5959 10 місяців тому +12

    Let him tell the story Mulaney

  • @user-fj9zd6me5o
    @user-fj9zd6me5o 4 дні тому

    Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂

  • @theworkethic
    @theworkethic Рік тому +49

    This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.

    • @Skip-vm1rf
      @Skip-vm1rf Рік тому +7

      yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 11 місяців тому +2

    "You could feel the despair"

  • @stevee.7419
    @stevee.7419 Рік тому +19

    Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.

  • @petegonad
    @petegonad 10 місяців тому +12

    The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.

  • @alrasheedsalih8746
    @alrasheedsalih8746 8 місяців тому

    The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂

  • @Teenywing
    @Teenywing Місяць тому

    ‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️

  • @worldpeaceplease4938
    @worldpeaceplease4938 Місяць тому

    Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident

  • @kieranoneill6768
    @kieranoneill6768 Рік тому +88

    John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope

    • @marcojaimes3702
      @marcojaimes3702 Рік тому +7

      Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol

    • @unrealnews
      @unrealnews Рік тому +4

      Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.

    • @adamredden2007
      @adamredden2007 Рік тому +2

      Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.

    • @rick-db1wr
      @rick-db1wr Рік тому +3

      @@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?

    • @asapmoses1565
      @asapmoses1565 Рік тому +5

      That hand motion was messing with me

  • @bobcabot
    @bobcabot Рік тому

    "undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...

  • @jbone1982wi
    @jbone1982wi Місяць тому +1

    Lmao off the baby changing station!

  • @nicholasmorello6370
    @nicholasmorello6370 9 місяців тому +4

    Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit

  • @jessemontano762
    @jessemontano762 6 днів тому

    theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...

  • @zackamania6534
    @zackamania6534 Рік тому +2

    2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories

  • @joe56984
    @joe56984 4 місяці тому +1

    Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?

  • @kathrinsides2838
    @kathrinsides2838 2 місяці тому

    Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.

  • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
    @JohnDoe-cd6ro 11 місяців тому +6

    More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.

  • @jedahn
    @jedahn 9 місяців тому

    Dude is a walking cocaine story.

  • @nsns7993
    @nsns7993 Рік тому +20

    What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂

    • @123456789helloman
      @123456789helloman Рік тому +7

      Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes

    • @astralmatrixgmailcom
      @astralmatrixgmailcom Рік тому +6

      Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!

    • @johnbrooks8552
      @johnbrooks8552 Рік тому

      @@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories

  • @dyingangelo
    @dyingangelo Рік тому +2

    i remember lee's reaction. lmao

  • @toplistcrew7645
    @toplistcrew7645 Місяць тому

    The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!

  • @NarcoticZombie
    @NarcoticZombie 9 днів тому

    "how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol

  • @tennishill177
    @tennishill177 3 місяці тому

    lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much

  • @chattycathydoll
    @chattycathydoll Місяць тому

    "everything kinda lined up..."

  • @TonyFrickey-ur9jy
    @TonyFrickey-ur9jy День тому

    Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.

  • @yonasegeleta9833
    @yonasegeleta9833 5 місяців тому

    Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set

  • @LuxuryBeatsMusic
    @LuxuryBeatsMusic 10 місяців тому

    I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂

  • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
    @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 10 місяців тому +6

    Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.

    • @nickl6715
      @nickl6715 2 місяці тому +1

      Definitely not twice…

    • @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn
      @xxArsen1xx-OnPsn 2 місяці тому

      @nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂

    • @keircampbell9374
      @keircampbell9374 Місяць тому

      I have

    • @havardpedersen1138
      @havardpedersen1138 Місяць тому

      Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?

  • @jwj8201
    @jwj8201 Рік тому +6

    Somebody better come cover this guy up!

  • @jeffmccloud905
    @jeffmccloud905 Рік тому

    saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious

  • @alexkoefman
    @alexkoefman 10 місяців тому +3

    I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused

  • @uno1industries
    @uno1industries Рік тому +2

    2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts

  • @johndailey2323
    @johndailey2323 3 місяці тому

    I seem over covered- hahaha

  • @roscoemuttley
    @roscoemuttley 9 місяців тому

    Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.

  • @adamredden2007
    @adamredden2007 Рік тому +27

    In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.

    • @WROJ
      @WROJ Рік тому +4

      Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh

    • @trippy9320
      @trippy9320 10 місяців тому +4

      no need to compare

  • @johnsellas4455
    @johnsellas4455 Рік тому

    The baby changing station

  • @user-yr9di3jv2l
    @user-yr9di3jv2l 8 місяців тому +8

    Minutes of fun, hours of agony

  • @NorthernSouthside
    @NorthernSouthside 4 місяці тому

    😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂

  • @vastexpanse8521
    @vastexpanse8521 10 місяців тому

    Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.

  • @gypsonny2
    @gypsonny2 6 місяців тому +6

    With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early

  • @brianmcdowell6066
    @brianmcdowell6066 Рік тому +10

    I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo

  • @jameswhoever3730
    @jameswhoever3730 Місяць тому +2

    He cuts him off every couple seconds.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 9 місяців тому +1

    It's a hell of a drug.

  • @user-gi8gf8pg2r
    @user-gi8gf8pg2r 5 місяців тому

    A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home

  • @johnflamm1327
    @johnflamm1327 24 дні тому

    Theo's all Gacked up!

  • @leemori90
    @leemori90 3 місяці тому +1

    On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!

  • @Esteem_Boat_Willy
    @Esteem_Boat_Willy 9 місяців тому

    I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.

  • @adrianmatarazzo691
    @adrianmatarazzo691 Місяць тому

    Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.

  • @richboyprado
    @richboyprado Рік тому +11

    Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story

  • @dildoshwagins2222
    @dildoshwagins2222 Рік тому +2

    This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf

  • @TS-id2hi
    @TS-id2hi 23 дні тому

    “welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭

  • @richardc3693
    @richardc3693 Рік тому

    He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane

  • @thismothafuckasaid7304
    @thismothafuckasaid7304 Рік тому +15

    "North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood

  • @NighttLevi
    @NighttLevi Місяць тому

    Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂

  • @cenoviopereira8603
    @cenoviopereira8603 6 місяців тому

    That emoticon looks more like crack

  • @outcold2696
    @outcold2696 День тому

    Let the man tell his story dude!

  • @redwood1133
    @redwood1133 Рік тому +4

    Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.

  • @michaelplaxico
    @michaelplaxico Місяць тому

    The other guy just couldn’t keep quiet. -_-;

  • @monfrezo
    @monfrezo 4 місяці тому

    When is the scary part?

  • @Snakeman612
    @Snakeman612 Рік тому +8

    Thats a scary Coke story???

  • @johnjohns440
    @johnjohns440 3 місяці тому

    1000 dollar cab ride

  • @elnino2761
    @elnino2761 10 місяців тому +5

    Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????

  • @codyclark8533
    @codyclark8533 6 місяців тому

    Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!

  • @dirkdiggler1895
    @dirkdiggler1895 5 місяців тому

    He sounds like jeselnik

  • @ARTIST.EVEREST
    @ARTIST.EVEREST Рік тому

    A smooch 😅

  • @jaimemunoz8513
    @jaimemunoz8513 Місяць тому

    good lord.. just let him tell his story already

  • @bontronblock
    @bontronblock 10 місяців тому +1

    4:56 Huhh! Gayeeeeeeeeeeeee😂

  • @OkieCoinHunter
    @OkieCoinHunter 3 місяці тому +2

    This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk

  • @fourmacs8167
    @fourmacs8167 5 місяців тому

    John asks a lot of seemingly impertinent questions. I do as well. I think I’m autistic 🤔

  • @Zzrdemon6633
    @Zzrdemon6633 Місяць тому

    I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!

  • @Emily_gyattthat
    @Emily_gyattthat 4 місяці тому

    Mulaney is so great at stating the obvious

  • @GooeyAlien
    @GooeyAlien 9 місяців тому

    Urge to put paper mache heads on that's guests hands , they're already dressed the same as him collar and sweatshirt

  • @tshiatshipo1264
    @tshiatshipo1264 10 місяців тому

    That other guy is too disruptive, ion like dat

  • @Jacqueline888
    @Jacqueline888 Рік тому +2

    lol knowing what we know about andy cohen he was probably trying to get theo to offer him a bump lmfao. kathy griffin got some interesting things to say about that

    • @WROJ
      @WROJ Рік тому

      A bump will just make you need another 😂

    • @romananski.
      @romananski. Рік тому +1

      LMFAOO the odds I see this comment, come home the kids miss you - ur lil brother

    • @TheGreatestCornholio
      @TheGreatestCornholio 10 місяців тому

      ​@@romananski.Looks like they're your kids now.

  • @user-bq7iy7bt9v
    @user-bq7iy7bt9v 10 місяців тому +6

    You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.

  • @elarr8733
    @elarr8733 10 місяців тому +6

    Holy shit, let the host tell the story.
    Wait. What?

  • @ThomasWilson-iw8oy
    @ThomasWilson-iw8oy 9 місяців тому

    Still cant believe hes a Comedian 🤪

  • @HARRY__Pecker
    @HARRY__Pecker 4 місяці тому

    You guys make everyone famous 😂😂😂

  • @lexzoolia1
    @lexzoolia1 Місяць тому

    Oisin should pay Ratso

  • @user-wu3hf6ol8j
    @user-wu3hf6ol8j 8 місяців тому

    I don’t know what I thought, I think ….I actually kind of like that.