Theo Von and John Mulaney exchanging stories from when they were addicted to stimulants. From This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #440. Full podcast here - • John Mulaney | This Pa...
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol. But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier. On a side note- If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets... If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
lol knowing what we know about andy cohen he was probably trying to get theo to offer him a bump lmfao. kathy griffin got some interesting things to say about that
I started doing drugs since my teenage, got addicted to cocaine. Spent my whole life fighting cocaine addiction. I suffered severe depression and mental disorder. Got diagnosed with OCD. Not until my wife recommended me to psilocybin mushrooms treatment. Psilocybin treatment saved my life honestly. 8 years totally clean. Never thought I would be saying this about mushrooms.
Amen God bless people. Save your health save your mind. Life is better without heroin, cocaine, alcohol and cigarettes. And you have more money in your pocket. God bless everyone who has rejected the devils intentions to be addicted to alcohol and cigarettes etc which can cause so much damage to health.
Can you help me with the reliable source 🙏. I'm 56 and have suffered for years with addiction, anxiety and severe ptsd, I got my panic attacks under control myself years ago and they have come back with a vengeance, I'm constantly trying to take full breaths but can't get the full satisfying breath out, it's absolutely crippling me, i live in Germany. I don't know much about these mushrooms. Really need a reliable source!! Can't wait to get them
YES very sure of Dr.benfungi. I have the same experience with anxiety, depression, PTSD and addiction and Mushrooms definitely made a huge huge difference to why am clean today.
Congrats! I'm really happy for you that your wife decided to help you. I always admire those who beat their addiction. Knowing it's possible to fix your life knowing there's people out there that have done what I thought was impossible gives me hope I will make it through as well. Those who share their experiences don't know how much it helps when you're about to give up, it gives you the strength knowing somone who actully know what it's like to go through this tell you it's possible, it's not the same somone telling you you can do it when they have no idea what it's like, but hearing somone who knows what it's like that helps a lot since you understand it firsthand and made it out gives so much hope. so thanks for sharing.
How do I reach out to him? Is he on insta
I love that he's throwing off Theo's story so much that Theo's brain is overworking itself to get through a story he's told a thousand times😂
He was annoying AF interrupting Theo 100 timea
@@lucynjambi2442 considering theo was about to ramble out the same the thing he does with everyone it was a nice change of pace to have someone force a real conversation out of him, I disagree
No. Theo is not a quick thinker. He’s not a great story teller either. Anyone who was one or the other of those would have hit it out of the park playing of the set-ups Mulaney was offering up.
@@bullcrap9409 no one here claimed he was any of those things who are you replying to , in fact Theo's comedy style is more non sequitur shock jokes meant to throw off his guests for a reaction which through mulaney's attempts at real conversation had that effect on Theo to the point he stumbled through his thousand told tale
Yeah, he didn't even get to tell how he thought he was saying Theodore in Spanish, but he was saying Te adoro, I love you, to the cab driver
3:09 that simultaneous "ugh" is all i need to know how good it is to do coke in a single occupant bathroom with a key.
its not that good. you just think it is at the time. youre really just an addict snorting stepped on shit off a toilet bowl with a dollar
Doing cocaine off the baby changing station lmao
@@dubkatmtlyuuuuuup lol
It’s good for doing a variety of drugs in privacy
i love watching these guys and makes me appreciate all the times i avoided coke xD cart in the bathroom is always fun tho. dont think its the same tho...
Johns description of addiction at the end is really accurate. It's cessation not pleasure.
No shit! I wanna hear his stories 😂
Darryl definitely knew, all recovered people can see it in a hot second
Right. Him being nonchalant and cool was just him trying to help out a fellow addict. He might be recovered, be he aint no snitch 😂
I've heard this story a million times, but it's still great
Theo seemed genuinely connected to the conversation. Such a great person to actually talk to. When he is senses genuine people, and no judgement. Great talk. Prefer to listen to him than myself
Theo has gotten some serious mileage out of this story. In fact, I think he tells it on every podcast
Fake addicts everywhere in show biz
and?
@@eleven9286 and I’ve heard it 6 times
@@Blaztoize I really feel like you HAVENT and youre dickriding
He didn't use coke much, it's like the people who have to quit drinking alcohol after doing it two nights in a row
Jesus, let the dude tell his story....
Stop telling Jesus wat to do
You've never done cocaine
@@TheB00tyWarrior and he should never use it.
Right? Was the seat comfortable? Who cares?
He's trying to figure out if this is a real story that actually happened lol
lmfao 😂
His reality testing is cracking me up.
It felt like the guy was going to leave his kids…🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, Theo did say that he was- "Probably"-Gonna, lol.
But with that little 'probably' inserted in front of such a statement, that makes it okay to laugh at and justify as exponentially funnier.
On a side note-
If anyone is keeping score, check your character sheets...
If you managed to add +1 on your Tact attribute, congratulations on leveling-up.
This guys look like they are going to buy a couple of 8 balls right after the end of the interview
I like how when John Mulaney asked Theo von if he thought Darryl strawberry knew that he was on drugs, and he says I don’t know. If you are a recovering drug addict, you can always tell when somebody is on drugs for anybody who is wondering Darrell strawberry definitely knew Theo Von was on drugs that day..😂
God that feeling pretending you need another line having waking nightmares about not having boze while you have 3 drinks left till the liqure store opens. Worrying about cash. Worrying about coming down but needing to go up while you chew your face lol
3:08 synchronized “ugh” LOL
😂
“It’s your office!” Lmao
Landed on your comment right as 3:08 hit and my reading voice synced with them. Shiiiii.....
This interaction seems more awkward than what happened in the taxi cab.
I wish the other guy would interrupt Theo more.
He was a coke addict. Old habits die hard. Talking back quickly is all he knows.
Wow John is so charming even when he is annoyed/irritated lol
Strawberry was on coke a long time... he could tell... he could tell 😂😂😂
Stories like these make you relapse.
Then feel miserable the next day.....
Why you lie to yourself with your username like that?
Crack?
Let him tell the story Mulaney
Sun glasses always give it away😂and the awkward silence while your sittin tryna bite your own ear off😂
This conversation hits home. It’s terrible.
yep. been there. somehow made this lifestyle work for 4-5 years. have no idea why the hell i put myself through that.
"You could feel the despair"
Good thoughts, great decisions, no relapses, brother John.
The video game of being an addict is perfect. I’m using that. It’s so stressful trying not to get found out. Gives me anxiety still when I think about it.
The back seat was really nice 😂😂😂
‘Ai tried to give ‘er a schmooooch….” 😂😂😂♥️
Who else wishes that we had that recording of the interview that morning after the cab incident
John has a moment of pain on his face when he has to remind Theo of the word kaleidoscope
Damn you. Now I can’t unsee it lol
Whatever else was in this video has been overshadowed by that moment because of this comment.
Imagine how painful it was to realize Theo Von is deeper than he is.
@@adamredden2007 on your deepness scale?
That hand motion was messing with me
"undercover" John: good one! ( he is talking to you...
Lmao off the baby changing station!
Did they make the film joe dirt based on this guy? Seems a good fit
theo is the only one out of all these newer comedians,if u can call them comedians that i can actually stand to listen to...
2:51 Daryl Strawberry probably makes many appearances in different peoples cocaine stories
Is there footage of Theo’s interview where he was coked out of his mind?
Wowza, man. I have never had an issue with drugs or anything like that, but I completely understand what you guys are talking about, and I am totally surprised that I completely understand it. I have existed on both edges of the blade, but I’ve never had any issues with substances. And yet…I get it…and I really appreciate that you guys posted this.
More like a tame, uneventful night for a ❄️ head.
Dude is a walking cocaine story.
What are these interrupts and questions dude 😂😂😂
Annoying attempts at being funny? I haven't watched the full episode, definitely couldn't after listening to these few annoying minutes
Really killed the story for me. Theo couldn't finish a sentence, Mulaney kept interrupting with random questions and off-topic remarks. He was so uninterested in the story that he thought Theo was talking about an LA yellow cab!
@@astralmatrixgmailcom it's not anything theo doesn't do himself to literally everyone I think y'all just can't handle listening to real conversation instead of 10 minutes of twice told dick jokes and fake stories
i remember lee's reaction. lmao
The driver could tell he was wasted haha he wanted to party!
"how comfy were the seats" wtf asks that question lol
lol, i didnt even the finish the video. John kept interrupting too much
"everything kinda lined up..."
Two brilliant of comedians being honest men.
Woulda thought John would know this story. Most my friends aren’t that big into theo but have seen that Comedy Central set
I thought he was living out “here” in LA but they were driving a NY yellow cab? Damn!!! That’s a far drive!!! 😂😂😂
Literally nobody ever has ever cut blow with that style of razorblade. Ever.
Definitely not twice…
@nickl6715 desperate times and measures i suppose, did they at least heal well? Vit e helps. 😬🫡😂
I have
Ever heard about a thing called duct tape?
Somebody better come cover this guy up!
saw Mulaney in Honolulu about a month ago. hilarious
I feel high listening to this story: completely incoherent and confused
2:42 runnin’ on neck thoughts
I seem over covered- hahaha
Strawberry had to know Theo was messed up.
In this clip, everyone discovers that Theo Von is far more introspective than John Mulvaney.
Tbh I hope that isn’t true but it totally makes sense seemingly that theos went thru some sh
no need to compare
The baby changing station
Minutes of fun, hours of agony
😂😂😂 done some thangs in bathrooms, gotta be quick tho😂😂😂
Guarantee Daryl knew…no doubt, would bet the house.
With respect to Theo, hes not a coke head. He hasnt done enough coke to be a coke head. It took me 10 years to quit. I wish I was as wise as Theo and quit early
I can never tell if it’s a work or a shoot with Theo
He cuts him off every couple seconds.
It's a hell of a drug.
A sting? Cab drivers and bar tenders are the go to if you not home
Theo's all Gacked up!
On one this interviewer is really good comprehending and putting into perspective what Theo is saying and replying with explanations or examples that perfectly depict what Theo is trying to say, but on the other hand he interrupts way too often while you’retrying to hear Theo tell his story. He should reduce the amount of unnecessary interruptions and instead speak out less often but to points that are more entertaining to listen to as a viewer. As a viewer personally I’m trying to keep up with the story and now the branching off of other stories and becomes frustrating as fuck!
I went for a night shift ride with our regular cabbie, while in Army AIT Ft. Sam Houston. Downtown San Antonio. Wild night. He let me drink while he drove. I smoked weed with him and a hooker. Like Taxi Cab confessions, but live. It was awesome.
Classic podcast. When the interviewer keeps cutting the guest off.
Theo Von needs to start telling a new Cocaine story
This is literally a normal day to me doing blow with my old teacher driving Lyft doing it with my waitresses getting them railed when your both ugly but zoomed asf
“welcome to Rome” 😭😭😭
He looks exactly like billy MacFarlane
"North Harlem"?!...Haha, love Theo purposely still saying it 7 years later. Even after him & Diaz talked about no such place existing and it's actually Washington Heights or Inwood
😂 no such place exists
Man I thought that was drake bell 😂😂
That emoticon looks more like crack
Let the man tell his story dude!
Daryle strawberry has done your weight in coke.
The other guy just couldn’t keep quiet. -_-;
When is the scary part?
Thats a scary Coke story???
1000 dollar cab ride
Guys trying to tell a story about coke and hookers and the other guy is more interested in the front seat of a taxi????
Daryl strawberry could obviously tell!!!
He sounds like jeselnik
A smooch 😅
good lord.. just let him tell his story already
4:56 Huhh! Gayeeeeeeeeeeeee😂
This title is such click bait. I wanted a story not an interview. Let the man talk
bruh lmao
John asks a lot of seemingly impertinent questions. I do as well. I think I’m autistic 🤔
I've known a bunch of coke heads over the years and not a single one ever used the full word cocaine once!
Mulaney is so great at stating the obvious
Urge to put paper mache heads on that's guests hands , they're already dressed the same as him collar and sweatshirt
That other guy is too disruptive, ion like dat
lol knowing what we know about andy cohen he was probably trying to get theo to offer him a bump lmfao. kathy griffin got some interesting things to say about that
A bump will just make you need another 😂
LMFAOO the odds I see this comment, come home the kids miss you - ur lil brother
@@romananski.Looks like they're your kids now.
You know he was doing coke WITH Andy Cohen in the bathroom lmfao. Not just in separate stalls.
Holy shit, let the host tell the story.
Wait. What?
Still cant believe hes a Comedian 🤪
You guys make everyone famous 😂😂😂
Oisin should pay Ratso
I don’t know what I thought, I think ….I actually kind of like that.