Notice how they aren’t advertising by showcasing entire groups of families- they just look for the most woke points they can score. Who wants to bring their kids to an ultra expensive Star Wars hotel to hang out with a bunch of grown ups at a bar?
You're right. That's probably why that actor was trying so hard to act like a kid - they were showing a place that seems to be focused on adults so they needed him to show that kids would love it too.
So you have a child-like actor getting excited about a bad lounge act in a dark lit bar. He actually said “the low lights” when he couldn’t contain his excitement about being in a friggin bar that looks like it belongs on a cruise ship.
The REALLY funny part is that they don't think they ruined it at all... they think they've made it ten times better. I still run into people in comment sections who believe this too. It's mind-boggling.
Did they just take that one part of The Fifth Element where Korben goes on a trip to a luxury spaceship to watch the alien sing and go "Yeah, do that but with Star Wars clothing."
I made the 5th element connection, but not realizing they're both on luxury tourist ships. Wow. Sink lower, Disney. If you think you can. We need the laughs.
Disney's message :- We are the _High_ Republic, that's a better/more inclusive/more elitist than your regular plain _Old_ Republic, and "Welcome to the New world" of Star Wars, "We fixed it for you! You're welcome everyone".......yeah... thanks for that K.K.
This was to show the best they had to offer and 100% control of the shoot and we got one working lever, one horrible song, rooms that look big enough for 4 people at a time and kids from lightsaber commercials
I was driving, listening to just the audio of Friday Night Tights’ review of Galactic Starcruiser over my car speakers, and the cringe almost made me drive off the road. Walt Disney must be laughing his a$$ off in heaven over this garbage!
If having a couple lightsabers makes you Star wars then so is Walmart. They have a couple on their shelves as we speak and I don't have to pay six grand for it
That sounds like misgendering to me... Disney Star Wars has Light Swords, no Sabres to be seen... Please respect the lights gender and identity my good sir!
@@trekadam30 yes my kids SW advent calendar has Life Day ornaments, and when he said what is this about, I told him hold on bucko I’m saving that show for xmas eve
No aliens except a black woman with a headpiece, no droids, no sense that you are in the stars or that there's a war on, force sensitivity is ubiquitous, stations are unmanned... This was designed by people (mostly women) with no idea of what draws people to action fantasy in general, let alone SW in particular, making it a perfect representation of the sequels.
You can tell that Star Wars Theory’s blood was boiling with anger. His veins was popping out and he didn’t have to say a damn thing. I feel ya SWT When Sony released the Uncharted film trailer I was irate at the disrespect that Sony showed for the video game.
I love how one of the most overtly Star Wars-looking parts of this entire attraction is the exterior design of that starcruiser... *WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SEE DURING YOUR STAY.*
George must’ve put some kind of clause in the contract that prevents Disney from touching the OT. Or maybe they just refuse to admit the ST isn’t popular. This isn’t SW. Even the visuals are wrong. That ship should be industrial, with rust and dripping oil, along with the occasional clunky droid and violent, drunken alien. We went from Slave Leia - chained to a hookah smoking, frog eating, giant slug - to this. Ugh. The SJW is strong (and easily offended). All hail FNT!
It’s funnier than you think. If they promote OT characters they have to share the royalties, so in addition to sticking it to “50 year old white dudes” Kathleen was trying to keep all the plushie money for herself
Not everything in Star Wars is always beat up used and dirty. Look at certain parts of Coruscant, cloud City, and the Naboo. Those planets are very elegant and clean, and they're some of the most iconic locations in All Star Wars. Despite that, this galactic cruiser still looks bad.
"Why's he standing like that?" It's his "I'm not agressive or dangerous ma'am" submissive pose. You must have your hands down and palms open at all times in a non-threatening way.
Generic is the right word for this. This is what happens when you remove the creatives from your creative project. I suspect the Imagineers who should have worked on this were made redundant a few years ago in cost cutting drives. Delivered 'on time' and 'on budget' job done. No! Job not done. Whoever was in charge does not understand their product is based on a counterenvironment for the mainstream environment. When the entrance to your Star Wars experience is obviously poured concrete you have already failed. And the singer was not so bad, but putting her into the trailer as a prime part of the attraction? Out of nine films, etc. they have already abandoned Star Wars. This would have been appropriate had it been a Fifth Element hotel. I agree Nerdrotic, close it and start again.
Also noticed how the concept art actually looks promising, but the reality is so far from it. Cost cutting and obviously not bothering to employ anyone who’s actually been responsible for set design and construction from ILM. Or they’ve been replaced already as mentioned.
One of the most hilarious things to come from Disney’s Star Wars as of late and I’m not sure that’s what they were intending with the Galactic Starcruiser trailer? Lol
I was disappointed that I didn't hit the "dislike" button on that poor excuse of a Star Wars promo that felt more like Star Trek before Darth Mickey "self-destructed" it. But thankfully the internet has saved it and so you may resume your criticisms😉
@Zesty Lemon Zach That maybe true, but they can't stop us from actually saying it instead of pressing the button. Or making something like a t-shirt that says it and show it off in public which I recently put together.
@Zesty Lemon Zach Despite what you may think, The dislike button is still there, it still works, and the creators can see it and you can too with the proper plugin. I'd post the link, but youtube deletes the comment automatically if you do.
I'm here, one year later, to report that they are closing this for good on September 30th. Never forget, we all called it back in the day. Hail FNT! HAIL THE FELLOWSHIP! :D
Disney is out touch with Star Wars and so is Lucasfilm (worse). You don't do some "luxury cruise" set within the Star Wars universe... You do a hotel experience like staying at the Jedi Temple, a Rebel Base and/or Star Destroyer. And the latter two is your family getting recruited by each faction and getting involved or watching battles and lots more. With the Jedi temple your family can train to become jedi. You pay more to try both or more experiences. But Disney doesn't get it!
@Mike hawk long I'm saying what makes sense. Stop mentioning other youtubers. Think for yourself. Theory is overrated and he's not the voice of Fandom, and especially not for me. But it seems he is for you.
Thank you! Someone finally said it. I never understood some people's unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, but then again I guess you'd have to be beta male soyboy to really get it.
Wonder if there’s a Rose Tico experience on this space cruiser “experience?” Where she tasers you when you try to escape from the this overpriced excuse of a hotel. This “promotional” video makes the SW Holiday Special look like Shakespeare. Embarrassing. The fact that Disney pulled this video during FNT is just the cherry on top the rancid space manatee sundae. My friends and I are munching on popcorn enjoying another day of dismal Disney here on Monster Island. Hey, Ghidorah open another keg!
I would put 10,000 on the fact someone at the top, like very top, had not seen the trailer and got a heads up about it due to FNT. I suspect someone was watching to get the pulse and as they saw the response they checked out the trailer and the comments. They also likely checked twitter and such and realized they needed to let the boss know he needed to watch it. Said boss watched it, realized it had unbelievably terrible production values and yeeted it off youtube and likely yeeted whoever made it straight into the sun. It is not just the acting that is so bad, it just looks terrible, like they only spent 1000 bucks on it.
Well spotted. I thought the same. This is like The Seeker. Of course, Buck Rogers series one was great but series two they tried to save money. Disney needs to understand that they can't just cherry-pick Science Fiction films and TV. They need to maintain the brand by only using Star Wars. Lazy or no research and just more evidence of their disrespect for the lore.
so funny. Jeremy's commentary right after this clip was totally honest, centered and ground. He talked about Avater land and Hogwarts with Harry Potter and said they were both actual quality and that he was not into either one but the parks were great. I didn't even know there was an Avatar park. He has a knack for just telling it like it is without any over-thinking.
The Avatar section at Animal Kingdom is legit impressive with how they engineered the Hallelujah Mountains and everything. That's how good Disney Imagineering can be when the people behind the project have passion for the IP.
Harry Potter Land is Universal Studios, not Disney. They're also getting some Nintendo franchises like Zelda and Mario World. Disney may be on its way out.
Returning to this gem after Dismal Disney has made its embarrassing announcement of this shithole closure 🤣 Not even the “most popular Twi’lek popstar of the galaxy” could SAVE this shipwreck!!
One of the problems is that the people who greenlight projects like this distance themselves from the customers who would otherwise carry the financial weight of these endeavors, and instead hang around their peers who are most likely rich, progressive leftist or woke elitists who influence them with woke, non-creative ideas to finance.
The fact that disney got ridiculed so bad that they had to take down this ridiculous trailer gives me hope for humanity.
It'll be back up after a few tweaks...and it'll still get hammered into oblivion.
The “child actor” is 22! Had to look it up because he simultaneously looks both 12 and 45
Lol I thought it was some sort of taboo kink video at first.
@@wanderer1857 I was thinking pornhub
That's what happens when men of today have too much soy. They're aging but still look prepubescent.
Yeah that's my thought it look like a failed Alex Braun Milf porn parody 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣it was beyond creepy 🤡🌎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣 he stopped growing
The fact Disney deleted the video during FNT was pure gold. Hail the fellowship.
I doubt they will learn anything from it, in fact they are probably going to blame white supremists for the backlash.
@@CallmeScott67 Well, that is the textbook defense though it has no meaning anymore.
Notice how they aren’t advertising by showcasing entire groups of families- they just look for the most woke points they can score. Who wants to bring their kids to an ultra expensive Star Wars hotel to hang out with a bunch of grown ups at a bar?
Blm want to destroy the nuclear family.
Disney are stooges.
You're right. That's probably why that actor was trying so hard to act like a kid - they were showing a place that seems to be focused on adults so they needed him to show that kids would love it too.
So you have a child-like actor getting excited about a bad lounge act in a dark lit bar. He actually said “the low lights” when he couldn’t contain his excitement about being in a friggin bar that looks like it belongs on a cruise ship.
other than the hollyweird epstein-like folks?....nobody
Families? All they show are women. There werent any men in that bar, other than the bartender
When they introduced Disney Star Wars at Disney World just after acquiring it with a dancing Darth Vader, you knew this was the endgame.
*"Tony... there was no other way..."*
I almost barfed, when I saw that. It only got worse.
@@ardendragoon you think this is rock bottom? Just wait till The Acolyte, that’s Kathleen Kennedy’s show.
@@George-um2vc ouch. Oh yeh. That awful woman, that worked for Weinstein. Thats going to be hilarious.
Yessss, my mind went blank when I stared at Vader.. dancing..
“Welcome to the new world” is a direct taunt to the fans.
Disney intentionally ruined the star wars brand.....and they're still trying soooooo hard to sell it. Pathetic.
The REALLY funny part is that they don't think they ruined it at all... they think they've made it ten times better. I still run into people in comment sections who believe this too. It's mind-boggling.
I see this title and I envision Kat Kennedy screaming, "Disney doesn't need you to humiliate them, they have me!"
When even Disney is ashamed of what they put out 0.0 wow
Did they just take that one part of The Fifth Element where Korben goes on a trip to a luxury spaceship to watch the alien sing and go "Yeah, do that but with Star Wars clothing."
I made the 5th element connection, but not realizing they're both on luxury tourist ships. Wow. Sink lower, Disney. If you think you can. We need the laughs.
No, they just did that.
Er…I mean…what Star Wars clothing.
Pretty much.
That's what it reminded me of--except that the alien in The Fifth Element could sing really well. :D
@@fionnaitsradag5152 LOL
Disney's message :- We are the _High_ Republic, that's a better/more inclusive/more elitist than your regular plain _Old_ Republic, and "Welcome to the New world" of Star Wars, "We fixed it for you! You're welcome everyone".......yeah... thanks for that K.K.
This was to show the best they had to offer and 100% control of the shoot and we got one working lever, one horrible song, rooms that look big enough for 4 people at a time and kids from lightsaber commercials
Totally. This was a self goal all the way. Nobody made them turn out that crap promo, it was a conscious decision and was approved at all levels. Lol
6000?!! We could almost get our own ship for that!
But who’s gonna fly it, kid? You?
I was driving, listening to just the audio of Friday Night Tights’ review of Galactic Starcruiser over my car speakers, and the cringe almost made me drive off the road.
Walt Disney must be laughing his a$$ off in heaven over this garbage!
Wow 66 likes that gooooooood
Clownfish rightfully pointed out that you dont even get a full 48 hours for that crazy price, as you check in at 1pm and have to check out at 9am.
If having a couple lightsabers makes you Star wars then so is Walmart. They have a couple on their shelves as we speak and I don't have to pay six grand for it
go have the "Star Wars: Galactic Bazaar Experience" at a Wal-Mart near you!
That sounds like misgendering to me...
Disney Star Wars has Light Swords, no Sabres to be seen...
Please respect the lights gender and identity my good sir!
This is the redemption arc for the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Did you hear? Galaxy's Edge has Life Day merch now. I'M...NOT...KIDDING.
@@trekadam30 yes my kids SW advent calendar has Life Day ornaments, and when he said what is this about, I told him hold on bucko I’m saving that show for xmas eve
@@trekadam30 Singing Bea Arthur dolls? Plushies of Lumpy? Or maybe a BluRay of whatever that crazy shit that Granddad was watching?
@@ikept_the_jethryk2421 LOL!
@@TheShoguneagle LOL. Not yet, but give them time.
Disney Star Wars is just Santa Inc in Jedi Robes - Star Wars Fans
It's not great, but it's not Santa inc. levels of bad.
I'll bet my last dollar that they pulled all the tweets and the video because people started canceling their reservations after it came out.
I cried laughing when the girl started singing 😂😂😂
For a high-price Star Wars experience, it really lacks any aliens. There was only one.
No aliens except a black woman with a headpiece, no droids, no sense that you are in the stars or that there's a war on, force sensitivity is ubiquitous, stations are unmanned...
This was designed by people (mostly women) with no idea of what draws people to action fantasy in general, let alone SW in particular, making it a perfect representation of the sequels.
Like Dr Who and Star Trek, they got all of space and time to explore .... and all they do is bum around with humans that happen to be out there.
Good to see “The Goldberg’s” are still Shilling hard for Disney
Such a horrible show.
I used to like it! It jumped the shark for me when they started name-dropping a bunch of properties like E. T. and Return of the Jedi, etc.
@@anthonymcglinch7503 "Ah, re-heated _Wonder Years_ . Delicious."
And the Starcruiser is shutting down this fall. This has aged beautifully
This lady is like a dollar store 5th element
You can tell that Star Wars Theory’s blood was boiling with anger. His veins was popping out and he didn’t have to say a damn thing. I feel ya SWT When Sony released the Uncharted film trailer I was irate at the disrespect that Sony showed for the video game.
I mean those games suck and are boring but yeah tom holland is a garbage actor and not drake at all
Just like your games Geralt. Do yourself a favor and do not watch the Netflix series The Witcher it is a waste of time and money.
@@ArmchairOps do they though
I love how one of the most overtly Star Wars-looking parts of this entire attraction is the exterior design of that starcruiser... *WHICH YOU WILL NEVER SEE DURING YOUR STAY.*
George must’ve put some kind of clause in the contract that prevents Disney from touching the OT. Or maybe they just refuse to admit the ST isn’t popular.
This isn’t SW. Even the visuals are wrong. That ship should be industrial, with rust and dripping oil, along with the occasional clunky droid and violent, drunken alien.
We went from Slave Leia - chained to a hookah smoking, frog eating, giant slug - to this. Ugh.
The SJW is strong (and easily offended).
All hail FNT!
Not quite ... if they use OT Starwars stuff they need to pay George.
It’s funnier than you think. If they promote OT characters they have to share the royalties, so in addition to sticking it to “50 year old white dudes” Kathleen was trying to keep all the plushie money for herself
Not everything in Star Wars is always beat up used and dirty. Look at certain parts of Coruscant, cloud City, and the Naboo. Those planets are very elegant and clean, and they're some of the most iconic locations in All Star Wars.
Despite that, this galactic cruiser still looks bad.
You are right, this ain't Star Wars - it was more like The Fifth Element.
"Why's he standing like that?"
It's his "I'm not agressive or dangerous ma'am" submissive pose.
You must have your hands down and palms open at all times in a non-threatening way.
My god. Just when I thought Starwars via Disney couldn't get worse.
There is such a thing as righteous trolling
Generic is the right word for this. This is what happens when you remove the creatives from your creative project. I suspect the Imagineers who should have worked on this were made redundant a few years ago in cost cutting drives. Delivered 'on time' and 'on budget' job done. No! Job not done. Whoever was in charge does not understand their product is based on a counterenvironment for the mainstream environment. When the entrance to your Star Wars experience is obviously poured concrete you have already failed. And the singer was not so bad, but putting her into the trailer as a prime part of the attraction? Out of nine films, etc. they have already abandoned Star Wars. This would have been appropriate had it been a Fifth Element hotel. I agree Nerdrotic, close it and start again.
YES! I totally thought of The Fifth Element, while watching this.
The concrete was the most accurate thing in there. Brutalism is very Star Wars
Also noticed how the concept art actually looks promising, but the reality is so far from it. Cost cutting and obviously not bothering to employ anyone who’s actually been responsible for set design and construction from ILM. Or they’ve been replaced already as mentioned.
@@ikept_the_jethryk2421 Not Brutalism IMO, just the standard poured concrete wall with the holes, lines and everything, not stylised at all.
One of the most hilarious things to come from Disney’s Star Wars as of late and I’m not sure that’s what they were intending with the Galactic Starcruiser trailer? Lol
Seems like they were intending Cats the Musical Star Wars Edition
remember that piece of rock they tried to pass as character to attract new 'rock enthusiast' demographic? XD
@@EthanGeorc geode. That one weird time where they decided to make a gravestone an actual character.
Sometimes I think they want to fail
Poor Star Wars theory. I feel bad for him.
I was disappointed that I didn't hit the "dislike" button on that poor excuse of a Star Wars promo that felt more like Star Trek before Darth Mickey "self-destructed" it. But thankfully the internet has saved it and so you may resume your criticisms😉
@Zesty Lemon Zach I "dislike" this comment to say it does matter and that we need to stand our ground no matter what.
@Zesty Lemon Zach That maybe true, but they can't stop us from actually saying it instead of pressing the button. Or making something like a t-shirt that says it and show it off in public which I recently put together.
@Zesty Lemon Zach Despite what you may think, The dislike button is still there, it still works, and the creators can see it and you can too with the proper plugin.
I'd post the link, but youtube deletes the comment automatically if you do.
Nice that they honored the past of Star Wars, and shaved an Ewok to star alongside that Amazon. F every second of that abomination.
I'm here, one year later, to report that they are closing this for good on September 30th. Never forget, we all called it back in the day.
Hail FNT! HAIL THE FELLOWSHIP! :D
that actor looks like the def term of a powerbottom 😂
Checked back here for old time's sake just days after the hotel is closed down for good. Cheers!
That Fifth Element diva song was so out of place and awkward. Wtf were they thinking
Awkward as fuck, too.
Disney supports Camps for concentration
The singer looks like Maya Rudolph doing a fifth element cosplay in a Saturday night live sketch.
It's fairly Amazing How Many Once Favourite Icon's get ruined by the Disney company Now!😆
That trailer makes me appreciate the Star Wars Christmas special, from back in the day.
It is very similar in tone.
Don't forget, kids, according to Galaxy's Edge, Life Day is November 17th. It says so on all the Life Day merch.
Cruise ship entertainment in a warehouse for 6000 dollars lmao
Disney is out touch with Star Wars and so is Lucasfilm (worse). You don't do some "luxury cruise" set within the Star Wars universe... You do a hotel experience like staying at the Jedi Temple, a Rebel Base and/or Star Destroyer. And the latter two is your family getting recruited by each faction and getting involved or watching battles and lots more. With the Jedi temple your family can train to become jedi. You pay more to try both or more experiences. But Disney doesn't get it!
Sorry even your idea sounds terrible to me as well... Star Wars is dead and Disney will never do it justice.
@@inthefade then move on. Because what I said is better than what they're doing here
@Mike hawk long I'm saying what makes sense. Stop mentioning other youtubers. Think for yourself. Theory is overrated and he's not the voice of Fandom, and especially not for me. But it seems he is for you.
The bartender reminded me more of The Shining than Star Wars. The only way it makes sense is if it's an "open bar".
LMAO! Where's Jack Nicholson, when you need him?
The interior designer of the bar must have been insane. To be given the opportunity to deliver a Star Wars bar and they do this?
Not even the combined might of Stanley Kubrick, Jack Nicholson and Scatman Crothers could save this trash!
Imagine a two day experience in the Shining hotel, with actors and a Room 237 and everything lol
@@CarloisBuriedAlive Ride Bigwheel 16.00-16.30. All Work and No Play 16.30-17.00. It writes itself!
Holy f*ck, Disney bringing you the manlet soy experience that Star Wars was always meant to be
It kinda makes sense considering star wars has always been pretty soy. Fan boys of it usually got beat up in my school for being that soy.
Thank you! Someone finally said it. I never understood some people's unhealthy obsession with Star Wars, but then again I guess you'd have to be beta male soyboy to really get it.
@@iHaveTheDocuments How did you come to that conclusion?
Well even without soy I am small, don’t mock small people, we have feelings too… tiny feelings but still 🤣
@@KdogPrime Because Star Wars bugmen, while less annoying than the Star Trek variety, are a cancer to society.
WOOOOOOOH DISNEY!!! YOU JUST KEEP HITTING THEM OUT OF THE PARK!!!!
I love how "Holiday Special" centric this trailer was, never saw it coming, lol.
RIP. Grand Closing 9/30/23. 😂
How immersed will you be when the other 99 people there most likely wont be dressed up all Star Warsy... xD
She sounds like Seal doing Star Wars.
The Force has been fully Disney-fied. Also, notice how the lyrics communicate, "THE MESSAGE."
Specifically, "Welcome to the new world."
Setting aside the cringe experience from this trailer It also confirms KK still has the reins of the company.
First the took down the trailer; now, they've taken down the whole damned hotel! Loo-hoo-hoo-ser!
I think this Galactic Starcruiser needs to be met with a Holdo Maneuver.
When the singer appeared I was like, "Cats."
This is what I imagine High School drama club being.
Wonder if there’s a Rose Tico experience on this space cruiser “experience?” Where she tasers you when you try to escape from the this overpriced excuse of a hotel. This “promotional” video makes the SW Holiday Special look like Shakespeare. Embarrassing. The fact that Disney pulled this video during FNT is just the cherry on top the rancid space manatee sundae. My friends and I are munching on popcorn enjoying another day of dismal Disney here on Monster Island. Hey, Ghidorah open another keg!
Those song lyrics are pure, unadulterated cringe.
Don't you wanna live in a new world... the new world order of teh Star Wars.
If they would of called it Spaceballs Galactic Starcruiser, it wouldn't get so many backlash.
They couldn't even get one of the many actors from the Star Wars films/cartoons/D+ shows to be in their advert?!?
I would put 10,000 on the fact someone at the top, like very top, had not seen the trailer and got a heads up about it due to FNT.
I suspect someone was watching to get the pulse and as they saw the response they checked out the trailer and the comments. They also likely checked twitter and such and realized they needed to let the boss know he needed to watch it. Said boss watched it, realized it had unbelievably terrible production values and yeeted it off youtube and likely yeeted whoever made it straight into the sun.
It is not just the acting that is so bad, it just looks terrible, like they only spent 1000 bucks on it.
I love your optimism that anyone got fired for making some garbage
I wonder how much Disney paid Klaus Schwab to license his theme song?
LOL! XD
Bringing back Buck Rogers in the 25th Century and labeling it as Star Wars isn’t going to work well.
Well spotted. I thought the same. This is like The Seeker. Of course, Buck Rogers series one was great but series two they tried to save money. Disney needs to understand that they can't just cherry-pick Science Fiction films and TV. They need to maintain the brand by only using Star Wars. Lazy or no research and just more evidence of their disrespect for the lore.
so funny. Jeremy's commentary right after this clip was totally honest, centered and ground. He talked about Avater land and Hogwarts with Harry Potter and said they were both actual quality and that he was not into either one but the parks were great. I didn't even know there was an Avatar park. He has a knack for just telling it like it is without any over-thinking.
The Avatar section at Animal Kingdom is legit impressive with how they engineered the Hallelujah Mountains and everything. That's how good Disney Imagineering can be when the people behind the project have passion for the IP.
Harry Potter Land is Universal Studios, not Disney. They're also getting some Nintendo franchises like Zelda and Mario World. Disney may be on its way out.
It's so cringe, I would eat a Jawa when she starts singing.
We're out of Jawas tonight. May I suggest the Ewok Fingers? or Porg Paella?
@@marks47
I’ll try some of that Porg Paella, thanks. Do you have any fresh GunGun Gumbo?
0-0 a Jawa?
Keep it up Disney. I am more than happy that the fail is strong with you!
Yet more proof that Disney doesn't understand the SW. This is the same brain cells that farted out the abomination of a sequel trilogy.
Love how that preview was taken down but is preserved here, congrats.
For the memories of a lifetime...recall, recall, recall. But SH*T
Returning to this gem after Dismal Disney has made its embarrassing announcement of this shithole closure 🤣
Not even the “most popular Twi’lek popstar of the galaxy” could SAVE this shipwreck!!
George Lucas’s Star Wars is no more. I’ve just accepted it.
How much do I have to pay NOT to go.
I have a new appreciation for the holiday special...
I feel so bad for Star Wars theory.
Disney have devalued the Star Wars brand beyond belief. Just hand it back to George Lucas, ffs
I think it's great that they got a padawan to do this trailer. :)
3 seconds into the video and you guys are already laughing your asses off. Couldn't stop laughing at your reactions.
That ad doesn't convince me to spend $750 a night
I was waiting on that singing alien to break into "let it go, let it go, can't hold me back any more"
This is what happens when your hiring pool comes from Deviant art.
A Historical Moment! Hail FNT! 👍
If they paid me 6000$ a day, and travel expenses, I'd consider staying a couple of days there.
7:55 Gary, that was THE best applause button push, ever.
$6000 for some artist impression's and a woman from the fifth element...cool.🤯
That set looks more like Star Trek than Star Wars
It really does look like a 1990's set design filled with extras from ST:TNG. Has anyone at Disney ever seen Star Wars?
Where the hell is my alien robot showbiz pizza concert in a cantina..instead they go 5th element
And this is how you defeat them. Ridicule.
That might be the worst thing I've ever seen.
"I wish... I could put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful hotel.
" - Rose Tico
The ship looks more like trek
At least they got Maya Rudolph to play a Twilek and sing at the bar.
0:31 my god woman, you call that a smile?
You can have a super awesome vacation in the French quarter for a week for $6,000!
Shit, for $3,000, you can get kilo of coke and three moderately pretty hookers for a weekend in Northern Lousianna.
Perhaps someone in Disney had an ulterior purpose and convinced Disney to release it knowing what the response would be.
One of the problems is that the people who greenlight projects like this distance themselves from the customers who would otherwise carry the financial weight of these endeavors, and instead hang around their peers who are most likely rich, progressive leftist or woke elitists who influence them with woke, non-creative ideas to finance.
Am I crazy or was that lounge singer our very own VEEP, Kamala Harris?