Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Hotel Cringe Compilation

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • In light of the approaching closing date (Official date listed as October 1st, 2023) of the infamous Star Wars hotel, let's reflect on what made this expensive venture so bad. Here's a few of the notable moments that made this experience completely cringeworthy.
    This 2-night experience only lasted 18 months and cost Disney upwards of $300,000,000.
    What's even more astronomical is how guests were forced to pay an average of $6,000 for a 2-night "voyage", that of which offered mediocre entertainment and accommodations.
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    Disclaimers-
    None of the footage in this video is my own. I do not claim rights over
    any of the assets depicted. That of which includes characters, costumes, emblems, sounds, or visual effects that could be considered copyright protected.
    This video is not intended to mock or criticize any of the guests or cast members that were featured in any of this footage. It is intended to poke fun at the Disney/Star Wars IP at this point in 2023.
    Special thanks to all those that posted footage for us to be able to get a full look at this trainwreck. Most notably-
    Fox35 Orlando
    TheTimTracker
    AllEars.Net
    Ordinary Adventures
    Attractions Magazine
    Finding the Force
    SouthernDisneyBelle
    and many others.
    Another special thanks to Vito Gesualdi
    for his consistent mockery of this travesty.
    You inspired me, my guy.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 361

  • @rogueonereb
    @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +43

    Hey all!
    Before you hit ‘post comment’, here is a bit of a disclaimer: I understand that a lot of you don’t like the style of this video. Thank you for taking the time out of your day to let me know how strongly you oppose the edits, the transitions, the sounds etc. of a video I posted over a half a year ago just for fun. As you can see I am no professional nor do I claim to be, so I do appreciate the feedback.
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    I’ll be taking those suggestions at the below link:
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    Your suggestions will be archived right up your ass.
    🖕🏻

    • @tellygod503
      @tellygod503 4 місяці тому +2

      😂

    • @TheTwins3756
      @TheTwins3756 4 місяці тому +2

      Gold😂

    • @jankk
      @jankk 3 місяці тому +1

      👩‍🍳🤌

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 3 місяці тому

      Lolz. I wanna be an ewoke too

  • @diegeticfridge9167
    @diegeticfridge9167 4 місяці тому +60

    They didn’t let people fucking eat the food they payed for….

  • @TherealHK-47
    @TherealHK-47 9 місяців тому +92

    It’s actually impressive how much everything that Disney has done with Star Wars lacks in any creativity. They couldn’t have done worse if they tried

  • @BotBoy-un3pz
    @BotBoy-un3pz 4 місяці тому +227

    Imagine a world where greed and massive companies didn't exist and star wars was just a great trilogy everybody looked back fondly upon

    • @g2828cc
      @g2828cc 4 місяці тому +15

      without the greed and massive companies you wouldn't have 'Star Wars' in the first place

    • @MaccabeeSolarLLC
      @MaccabeeSolarLLC 3 місяці тому

      Bro Timothy Zahn literally already wrote a sequel trilogy in Heir to the Empire. They could have made those movies and made cash, but nope they had to allow a bad bitch misandrist of Kathleen Kennedy to appeal to a very small percentage of the demographic who are not that or even interested at all of the franchise.

    • @oscardighton8580
      @oscardighton8580 3 місяці тому +3

      Don’t worry, we can just pretend the sequels don’t exist

    • @missnoneofyourbusiness
      @missnoneofyourbusiness 3 місяці тому +2

      @@oscardighton8580 It's the late 2000s. George Lucas just announced that Star Wars is ending and that there will never ever ever ever be another movie because he's at peace with his own project. You're a bit sad, but everything's ok. Also youtube isn't monetized and people still remember The Simpsons fondly.

    • @oscardighton8580
      @oscardighton8580 3 місяці тому +1

      @@missnoneofyourbusiness so sad, that being said, clone wars was good

  • @stormwulf117
    @stormwulf117 4 місяці тому +156

    SIX THOUSAND for a two night stay? I could buy my own ship for that!

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +15

      Correct, for a family of four in one tiny suite. Includes food but doesn’t include any drinks. Nor does it include any merch, or park tickets beyond the 1 partial day you spend in Galaxy’s Edge. And you’re stuck inside the entire time.

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 3 місяці тому

      No joke stop by the beach there's a store or two or 3.. Hells add a kite

    • @Fungib1e
      @Fungib1e 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah but who’s gonna crash and burn it kid, you?

    • @wantonmee23
      @wantonmee23 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Fungib1e You bet I could, I'm a very bad pilot!

    • @Fungib1e
      @Fungib1e 2 місяці тому +2

      @@wantonmee23 🤣

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice 4 місяці тому +32

    The whole concept of this hotel looked and sounded like nothing more than just a glorified, Star Wars-themed daycare for families. It's crazy how Disney could invest so much money into something and it flop so badly in less than 2 years. They used to be the trailblazers of coming up with innovative rides and attractions that made their parks world famous. It's why Disney came up with the term "Imagineer" to give to their ride/attraction creators. They were always ahead of the curve.
    Now it just seems like Disney is getting blinded by greed, ESPECIALLY when it comes to anything that deals with Star Wars. They know people love the franchise and took advantage of that by thinking they could simply theme a hotel with a bunch of gimmicky activities for guests to do in less than 48 hours and then charge them out the ass. I'm glad this hotel completely failed, but I sadly don't think Disney will fully learn their lesson or even figure out why that was, just like how it was/is with the Star Wars sequels and spin-off shows.
    It's things like this that is the reason why more and more people are choosing Universal Studios over Disney World

  • @thetwikikid4444
    @thetwikikid4444 8 місяців тому +51

    The more footage I see, the better the 1978 Christmas special gets. I’ll take Chewie’s life day celebration over this😂😂😂

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  8 місяців тому +1

      Honestly the Starcruiser is an insult to chewie’s life day celebration lol

  • @angrydrew143youtwat
    @angrydrew143youtwat 7 місяців тому +182

    Wait ... am i seeing this correctly? They had the entire kitchen and wait staff pull off a busy af shift, make all this food just to throw it all away?
    I'd be an angry person if i were in the kitchen.

    • @Melo651
      @Melo651 4 місяці тому +36

      I'd be an angry person if after I was served, I had to abandon my sit and food to follow those idiots in another worthless activity!

    • @HEMI-MOMMA
      @HEMI-MOMMA 2 місяці тому +7

      The waste made me sick! My mother was born in Japan in 1941. She lost all of her teeth before she was 19 from malnutrition. Seeing food waste always broke her heart. When she opened her first authentic Japanese restaurant and sushi bar, people would ask her why she didn't have a lunch buffet. She couldn't handle the waste.

  • @tiamystic
    @tiamystic 4 місяці тому +37

    6:27 Grown ass adults overly excited and creaming their pants over someone standing on a flat airport escalator with the accompanied reaction images LMFAOOOOOO

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +2

      I really wanted to use “Billie Jean” by MJ for the music track when I did the edit of her going back and forth on the conveyor (as if she’s doing a moonwalk), but yknow stupid copyright gotta ruin my dreams

  • @fbueller
    @fbueller 4 місяці тому +23

    0:41 That’s about $1K per shoulder bounce! 😂

  • @JuanDavid-gt7gq
    @JuanDavid-gt7gq 4 місяці тому +60

    A big aplause to the crew and the actors. They had to work with the lame materials and poorly written "story" given by the greedy douchebags execs and "creatives" at the top of the Disney corportation.

    • @Malc180s
      @Malc180s 2 місяці тому

      No one at the top of Disney had anything to do with this shite. This is all on the shit actors and crap writers at the bottom of Disney. Probably young and clueless.

  • @zeppelinboys
    @zeppelinboys 2 місяці тому +5

    the worst has to be interrupting dinner for a fake emergency. WTF!!! if i had somehow been dragged to this stupid hotel you bet your ass I'm eating as long as I want. seriously disney has no shame.

  • @lowruna
    @lowruna 6 місяців тому +16

    this is so incredible soulless its like someone with a MBA that never travelled, talked, made art or anything created it... its pure art to create such a soulless environment from such a rich franchise

    • @LeftJoystick
      @LeftJoystick 4 місяці тому +1

      Kathleen Kennedy needs to be remembered for how much of a blight she’s been to the franchise.
      Take whatever money they have made with KK at the helm, and triple it. That’s how much they’ve left on the table by forcing this bs on the franchise. Look how psyched literally everyone was when Luke showed up for like, 3 scenes in Mando. The hype was off the charts lol.
      Idk, I don’t even consider the Sequel Trilogy as canon anymore. That’s how sad they make me.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@LeftJoystick I don’t understand why she’s still in charge. Everything she’s done has been awful. If it were anyone else they’d be canned by now. But she can do no wrong in the eyes of Iger for some reason.

  • @justimagine2403
    @justimagine2403 11 місяців тому +37

    Some paid for the deluxe suite... and droids... and light sabres... and souvenirs. Would love to have seen a costumed Starcruiser passenger on TRON.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому

      That would have been an expensive 30 seconds on that ride lol

  • @SnakeEyes1985
    @SnakeEyes1985 4 місяці тому +11

    3:11 Poor TimTracker, he couldn't finish he's food. :(

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому

      He took one for the team that’s for sure

  • @sa1ntluke
    @sa1ntluke 8 місяців тому +29

    Looks like a kids birthday party or some shit 😂

  • @captaincrunch784
    @captaincrunch784 4 місяці тому +13

    Is everyone just glued to their phones the whole time between the apps and filming everything was there any actual genuine interaction?

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +11

      Considering part of the experience is using the “data pad” they give you to scan QR codes and interact with the environment, I highly doubt there’s little time away from your lcd screen. The actors did look like they would make a genuine effort to interact face to face with folks in the atrium during the welcome portion of the “voyage” however.

  • @jasonmurdoc9533
    @jasonmurdoc9533 4 місяці тому +8

    2:52 drops and picks up real lightsaber

  • @talkaboutwacky
    @talkaboutwacky 2 місяці тому +3

    2:43 Rey dropping the quality lightsaber and picking up a crappy one for the duel is so stupid. At least they couldve made it seem more fluid the actress clealry drops the one sword and picks up another

  • @nathanbrownmolotov8697
    @nathanbrownmolotov8697 Місяць тому +2

    This is what happens when bean counters run your company. They'll almost always run it the ground, take the big bonuses they made by cutting costs, and move on to the next company to wreck. My Grandfather was in business and he told me something very important to have a successful business. He said "If you take care of the customer, the money will take care of itself." I believe that was Disney's philosophy at one time, and one of the things that made it so successful. That era is gone. Companies like Universal are now the leaders. Disney's inept and out of touch management is just handing money to the competition.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому +1

      @@nathanbrownmolotov8697 I have two business degrees (BS and MBA) and I am in marketing / procurement and supply chain by day. I can tell you that your grandfather is correct. Further on that point, stop trying to tell customers what their wants should be, when your success is founded in responding to what the customer does want. Ultimately, people wanted a reasonable and authentic Star Wars experience. Or, something that warranted a luxury price tag of $6k. This catastrophe was not either of those things. They included characters nobody knew or cared about. Put it in a setting that was never seen in the Star Wars universe, one that was not much identifiable to the guest. The activities surrounding the “role play” experience only worked for a select few guests. The entertainment was lame (no disrespect to the performers, they did the best with what they were given!) and none of the food served was memorable. Merchandise came at an extra cost as well as any beverages beyond water and soft drinks. This is not an elite customer experience that Disney is known for. Walt is rolling in his grave as this price-gouging revenue tactic was not his vision for the theme parks at all.

    • @nathanbrownmolotov8697
      @nathanbrownmolotov8697 Місяць тому +1

      @@rogueonereb You are absolutely right.

  • @MoonShadowWolfe
    @MoonShadowWolfe 21 день тому +1

    That awkward beat when Kylo Ren is giving the audience their cue to act force-tortured 2:26 actually came off in this footage a little better than Jenny's. On her trip, she was the only one who got it, so it looked like Kylo Ren attacked one short woman down front at random.

  • @astartus2
    @astartus2 Місяць тому +3

    Just this typical American ‘we cheer everything no matter how shitty something is’ is cringe enough.
    It looks like a Star Was themed cruise ship for seniors.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  23 дні тому

      as an American I can understand why non-Americans roll their eyes at how much we respond to the most low-brow bullshit entertainment out there.

  • @thereturnofthemac
    @thereturnofthemac 3 місяці тому +4

    this video is amazing. The editing is too funny

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому

      Thank you I’m glad someone likes it a lot of trolls been talking shit to me lately about how dated it apparently is

  • @thndr_5468
    @thndr_5468 2 місяці тому +2

    I can't believe disney thought this was ever a good idea. This is hard to watch imagine being there

  • @eikrzatarra7867
    @eikrzatarra7867 11 місяців тому +16

    All i want is to forget everything that regards the sequels. ¿Why would i want to experience them?

  • @johndavies1170
    @johndavies1170 4 місяці тому +4

    I still don't know how this cost Disney $ 375,000,000 to make ... 🙃

    • @leax7061
      @leax7061 3 місяці тому +2

      1 million, they stole the rest

  • @kylestallings9684
    @kylestallings9684 4 місяці тому +42

    The hotel was cringe but I thought we left the earsplitting static transitions back in 2010

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +19

      Guess I didn’t get that memo but just consider it part of the cringe factor

    • @RD-fp6xu
      @RD-fp6xu 4 місяці тому +6

      The real cringe is those “left back in 20XX” comments.

  • @thatguysstuff15
    @thatguysstuff15 10 місяців тому +10

    Really if you think about it ....
    Disney got people to pay 6 grand to record other people holding up ther phones recording them ....
    Disney knows how dumb people are and took FULL advantage of that ......
    I smell lawsuits galore 😂😂😂😂

    • @Pre-Expatriate
      @Pre-Expatriate 10 місяців тому +6

      That's literally the business plan of almost every corporation, and it works. Never underestimate how stupid humans are.

  • @mentle_gen
    @mentle_gen 7 місяців тому +3

    This puts the Nickelodeon Hotel to shame.

  • @tomoliver2112
    @tomoliver2112 26 днів тому

    Paying $6000 to stare at their phones. More money than sense.

  • @leax7061
    @leax7061 3 місяці тому +2

    7:48 this can't be real 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@leax7061 I wish it wasn’t

  • @buzzgruv703
    @buzzgruv703 6 місяців тому +3

    Never forget...

  • @arandomperson1040
    @arandomperson1040 3 місяці тому +2

    Honestly I wish they would learn from this as I would of had a lot of fun roleplaying in a immersive setting. But the way they went about it felt like it was a hollow experience. This can be done, it just needs more work and passion.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +1

      If they really wanted a role play experience for Star Wars, they needed to do a separate “escape room” type attraction in the park that you have a reservation slot for, and it takes say an hour to complete. And I agree with you, if this was the approach they took it would have been a lot of fun.
      But a $6k hotel stay for 2 nights to do this is not only uninteresting but it’s a complete waste of resources. Not just for the consumer either.

  • @samcarlson9247
    @samcarlson9247 2 місяці тому +2

    “Absolutely. Safe passage.” 🤣

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  2 місяці тому +1

      @@samcarlson9247 while those dopey alarms are going off 😂

  • @jerryrico9328
    @jerryrico9328 4 місяці тому +1

    Like Luke said for 10 thousand you can make your own room look like a ship from star wars

  • @robertporter6641
    @robertporter6641 3 місяці тому +1

    The price of a 5 night vacation for a family of 4 (in 2018 at least) for one person to spend 2 days hating themselves for doing this. Did they really expect this to take off? (No pun intended.) they need to bulldoze it and consider some kind of expansion project for Hollywood Studios in its place. Even if it’s just a new ride in Galaxy’s Edge. That hotel was not it.

  • @xenomorph6599
    @xenomorph6599 2 місяці тому +2

    Im dying at the guy who didn't get to eat his dinner LMAO
    Wasnt expecting the dashcon reference but people probably had better costumes there at least

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@xenomorph6599 everyone else forgot about dash con except me

  • @agl1138
    @agl1138 4 місяці тому +1

    If I didn't know better, I would swear this was Comicon

  • @shaneh3109
    @shaneh3109 Місяць тому +1

    People paid for this? Thats sad

  • @schumannresonanceswithverte
    @schumannresonanceswithverte 11 місяців тому +4

    lamest "immersive" experience ever

  • @Lenioogami
    @Lenioogami 6 місяців тому +2

    They could try westworld for an experience.😮

  • @floatuniverse
    @floatuniverse Рік тому +7

    THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE!

  • @simonseis744
    @simonseis744 Місяць тому

    I feel like it had potential but was ruined by the execution. So many people went to it to just video it for social media and it ruined it.

  • @EbenezerEibenhardt
    @EbenezerEibenhardt 4 місяці тому +1

    0:22 - Jeebus cripes this looks like freaking sing sing!! D=

  • @Spookis-wookis
    @Spookis-wookis 4 місяці тому +2

    Bro saved me 6k

  • @lizardtattoo1
    @lizardtattoo1 3 місяці тому

    Funniest & most painful thing I've watched in a while

  • @eagleclawmovie6063
    @eagleclawmovie6063 6 місяців тому +2

    That was....just sad. So, very sad. There should be a PhD dissertation in why Disney really thought there were enough people that rich who also liked the sequels that much and wanted to apend two days doing that? Surely, even common sense woukd have told them that group was vey finite. Did the marketing research team really have some sort of scame going on? Did Disney exec say they needed some massive tax write off for some reason? There is not a single thing about any if this that makes even the skightest bit of sense. If they were looking for a theme to do something similar, they could have picked among many movies that oeople woukd have enjoyed dressing up and participating in and enjoyed period oerformances. What about a Pirates experience? A Haunted Mansion experience? Jungle Cruise experience? Anything would have been better than this. Either this was a deliberate failure ir someone spiked an executive boardroom water cooler with the best damn LSD ever.

  • @oceanpacific886
    @oceanpacific886 10 місяців тому +6

    WTF did I just watch? Who approved this? 😢

  • @MerboM89
    @MerboM89 2 місяці тому

    Sorry the evil first order general kinda slays and is funny like at least hes having fun

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  2 місяці тому +1

      @@MerboM89 I totally agree - he was good at his job. Just razzing him is all.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  2 місяці тому +1

      @@MerboM89 and I don’t care for the whole “mean old man” bit but that’s not his fault lol

  • @wendellista
    @wendellista 11 місяців тому +3

    Did you go? I'm just curious if you have these opinions after going yourself.

    • @DineNastyLakers
      @DineNastyLakers 10 місяців тому +7

      I’m glad you enjoyed it, but not many people did and the closure obviously proves that. I guess you are just a really big Star Wars fan or just have a very specific taste of enjoyment. But this just doesn’t look/sound appealing not even if it were $600.

    • @jlasf
      @jlasf 9 місяців тому +2

      @@DineNastyLakers If you had actually gone, you would have a different opinion.

  • @KailoRen
    @KailoRen 4 місяці тому +1

    Dinner theater reminded me of that Sherlock Holmes guy from Kitchen Nightmares

  • @Mets4Barth68
    @Mets4Barth68 Місяць тому

    Shoopur ekshided

  • @TB-vb1st
    @TB-vb1st 4 місяці тому +1

    OMG, this whole thing is as cringey as I thought it would be. Just embarassing all around for this half assed passion project.

  • @elireloaded
    @elireloaded 3 місяці тому +1

    More videos plz

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 5 місяців тому

    Ridiculous.

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 11 місяців тому +7

    Of all the cringe in this trainwreck of a Hotel....
    Discount Fake Ma-Rey-Sue putting 02:49 down the first Lightsaber she switched on for another less... Fancy (expensive) to fight with... Was so god damn awful and badly thought trhough in execution. My god how bad can you get in the art of immersion.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  11 місяців тому +4

      I didn’t notice that until someone pointed it out to me previously (of course after I posted this video) had I known about it I totally would have pointed it out more in depth

    • @pqsnet
      @pqsnet 11 місяців тому +3

      @@rogueonereb If you look closely, there is a small squared box on the wall to her left just under the roof. There is a little explosion there, just as she is ducking. I think it is supposed to be a blaster shot she is avoiding judgeing from other clips ive seen where she is running awkward and small explosions can be seen following her track, but it just comes out as looking stupid... No one understands she is fired upon since no lasers can be seen. Also. She is supposed to be a Jedi right? So why duck a blastershot rather than deflect the laser with her lightsaber? ...No one seemed to ask in the imaginary team.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  11 місяців тому +2

      @@pqsnet 💯💯💯💯. Disney seems to love to bring in people that have never seen a Star Wars movie in their life to create Star Wars content. I am assuming that is the case for this garbage choreography that was poorly executed and rehearsed.

  • @nousahswag
    @nousahswag 3 місяці тому

    the show scenes are like a middle school talent show

  • @pjwallace1006
    @pjwallace1006 3 місяці тому +1

    Anybody out there remember a movie called “The Magic Christian”??? It came out in the 1970s. Anyway, I’d much, Much, MUCH rather fall for something like The HMS Magic Christian, than I would for THIS $6K-
    (Uh oh 😰!!!)…
    🔔💥🏏…
    🔔💥🏏…
    🔔💥🏏…
    🗣️🔊…DOUBLE F💸CK $6K WHO-CHI RIPOFF…😩‼️‼️‼️

  • @lailaplaysdbd4004
    @lailaplaysdbd4004 3 місяці тому +1

    Lol yikes

  • @Melo651
    @Melo651 4 місяці тому +1

    I have attended small comicbook conventions with more quality entertainment then this overblown garbage!

  • @Lenioogami
    @Lenioogami 6 місяців тому

    It is like westworld of star wars

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 4 місяці тому

      sadly less violent

  • @kernowarty
    @kernowarty 3 місяці тому

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

  • @ReeseyPiecey11
    @ReeseyPiecey11 4 місяці тому

    Yiiiiikes

  • @carnespecter
    @carnespecter Місяць тому

    the editing on this is honestly more cringe than the original footage itself

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@carnespecter how original. you aren’t the first person to comment this, in fact see my pinned comment for my disclaimer. I’m not the one paying $6k to make this video, as a reminder. But go ahead and join the fools that did if that’s your thing. It’s at least somewhat more productive than going to UA-cam to leave comments like these.

    • @carnespecter
      @carnespecter Місяць тому

      @@rogueonereb oh dont get me wrong i hate disney and all it stands for lol. just your editing matched its cringe power XD

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@carnespecter precisely why I did it. Also maybe it’s because I am a millennial who’s stuck in 2010s UA-cam era, idk

  • @zephyrus1161
    @zephyrus1161 4 місяці тому

    I feel like a lot of this is just bullying the actors, but cringe culture is just disguised bullying

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +1

      This very clearly is making fun of the garbage content these actors had to perform. Even I know cringe humor isn’t funny when you’re targeting individuals. More importantly, as a fellow artist and human being, I have empathy for these performers just trying to do a job and get paid.
      I will absolutely refute comments like yours, but I can’t force you to think otherwise.
      Check yourself before you write stuff like this for others to read - you’re making this into something it isn’t.

    • @JLo-k2h
      @JLo-k2h 4 місяці тому +2

      "I feel like ...."
      No one cares what you "feel like."

  • @tenofnine5069
    @tenofnine5069 4 місяці тому +2

    why are they over-featuring jabba the hut's poop worm people in the new woke movies and shows? i always thought those were the creepiest characters, aside from the elephant with extended rocky horror picture 💋 lips playing in the band and that cringy bar owner with goggles mush kanata?

  • @larrydalestubblefieldthe8263
    @larrydalestubblefieldthe8263 4 місяці тому +101

    They should have just built a resort where your rooms are star wars and droids are running around instead of this

    • @RedwingBB
      @RedwingBB 3 місяці тому +5

      That would have been decent. A themed hotel that's plainly a hotel, not pretending to be a ship and therefore keeping people inside with busywork, app-dependent activities for 2 days. Just a place to frkin relax & enjoy what there is to do, not run around with some insane schedule. It's supposed to be a VACATION ...Holy shit 😢

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 2 місяці тому +1

      And they could have scheduled themed activities for people who wanted to participate.
      That way people could engage in their immersive experience at their own leisure which doesn't seem to be asking a lot for that amount of money.

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 8 місяців тому +178

    I thought it was hilarious when Rey used the real extending lightsaber then secretly but quickly put it down and picked up the regular one while people were distracted by the chandelier.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  8 місяців тому +17

      The most ridiculous thing ever 😂, I wish I would have seen it so I could make a mockery of it in this video lol

    • @starbrand3726
      @starbrand3726 8 місяців тому +14

      @@rogueonereb Timestamp 2:49, you can just see catch her doing it.

    • @psyclonetheseahawk9261
      @psyclonetheseahawk9261 4 місяці тому +6

      It wasn't even subtle XD

    • @kenth151
      @kenth151 3 місяці тому +5

      Molly mentioned this in her 4 hour video. Now you can never unsee that. lol

    • @ryanimaniac
      @ryanimaniac 2 місяці тому +3

      Disney: we’re gonna pour SO much money into making a lightsaber that looks like it legitimate lights up like in the movies to make it so immersive!
      Also Disney: eh, just bend over and switch to the fighting one, who’s gonna care?
      To me, this moment alone is the ultimate summary of how Disney handled the Starcruiser 😂

  • @PseudoNym13
    @PseudoNym13 11 місяців тому +370

    I feel so bad for the actors

    • @2010hotmale2010
      @2010hotmale2010 10 місяців тому +15

      They'll be doing "corn" movies now to make MORE money lol

    • @Pre-Expatriate
      @Pre-Expatriate 10 місяців тому +30

      The true victims.

    • @jlasf
      @jlasf 9 місяців тому +67

      They were great and were totally into their roles. In fact, it was an amazing acting achievement. To stay in character and ad lib for 8 hours. They were the highlight of the trip.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  6 місяців тому +47

      They deserve so much better

    • @TheMightyKinkle
      @TheMightyKinkle 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jlasfAbsolutely!

  • @timheye7863
    @timheye7863 9 місяців тому +84

    They took the customers away during dinner for some silly game? How much will they pay me if they want me to participate in something like that?

    • @hayleymcgough8567
      @hayleymcgough8567 7 місяців тому +7

      I wonder if they take the food away when they do stupid game thingy

    • @Melo651
      @Melo651 4 місяці тому

      @@hayleymcgough8567 Probably!

    • @BearLikeFire
      @BearLikeFire 3 місяці тому +5

      I was CACKLING when I saw that part. I can’t believe (it looked like) the guests had to leave their food in the middle of dinner!

  • @Yuh_mama
    @Yuh_mama 4 місяці тому +39

    I’m sure this whole thing woulda last longer if they, yknow, themed it around the movies people care about.

  • @DineNastyLakers
    @DineNastyLakers 10 місяців тому +109

    $60 and go to medival times

    • @MurasaHinotheKigKing
      @MurasaHinotheKigKing 9 місяців тому +2

      Or any convention

    • @southy98
      @southy98 4 місяці тому +7

      @@MurasaHinotheKigKing Or Dolly Parton's Stampede Dinner Show.

    • @ggary04
      @ggary04 4 місяці тому +4

      We had a blast at Dollys Pirate show in Tennessee, soo much so that the next year we went to Tennessee we went again. I ended up getting picked for the water bucket race.
      That was like 200 for tge four of us and worth evert penny both years we went. I couldn't imagine blowing 12k on the four of us to do nothing at this place and told to get up when the food was served.

  • @TheMangoDeluxe
    @TheMangoDeluxe 4 місяці тому +40

    Pay 6,000 bucks to be sent to the spice mines of Kessel for two days

  • @cynicalchimp107
    @cynicalchimp107 10 місяців тому +138

    Disney missed out! They could've easily turned that dump into one big game of laser tag.

    • @gwp4eva
      @gwp4eva 8 місяців тому +27

      now THAT would’ve been fun! they already went with the “first order invades the ship” story, why not give the passengers laser tag equipment and have a massive shootout with the stormtroopers?

    • @jricks3909
      @jricks3909 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gwp4eva
      And it's guaranteed that the passengers would always win because it's established in canon that Stormtroopers have terrible aim.

  • @tinomacchia5410
    @tinomacchia5410 11 місяців тому +133

    I guess Disney ultimately was not able to successfully gaslight everyone into believing this was actually an exceptional idea. I wouldn’t do this if it were free…

    • @iananderson606
      @iananderson606 10 місяців тому +4

      I'd do it if I got payed a hundred thousand dollars. Half up front the other half once it was over.

    • @DineNastyLakers
      @DineNastyLakers 10 місяців тому +1

      @@iananderson606ugh, I may Do it if I got paid but the stipulation is that I would not participate

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 8 місяців тому +3

      Ugh, can't believe how many fought to get rooms in the last six months of its life. It was a ludicrous idea, an attempt at making VERY fast cash without even trying to do anything properly. I saw over 20 videos on this dumpster fire and it didn't feel or look like anything Star Wars related. They could have themed it to Star Trek or Battlestar Galactica and either theme would fit just as well as SW, showing that they didn't listen to the fans. I won't miss it one bit. Sadly, Disney will try again. And again. And when the 99th dumpster fire is put out, they'll just triple and quadruple down on their political crap.

    • @Assadul-Naml
      @Assadul-Naml 4 місяці тому +3

      For free i would have a look, but i wouldnt for a single penny

  • @rfletch62
    @rfletch62 11 місяців тому +23

    Reap what you sow, Disney!

  • @TheLeatheryman
    @TheLeatheryman 4 місяці тому +24

    There probably should be twilek, ewok or Jawa sex included with that price

  • @Duskets
    @Duskets 3 місяці тому +21

    I actually took a tour of this and someone dressed as Jar Jar Binks screamed “MEESA TAKEA YOUR $5,000” at me and then farted in my face and ran off down the hall
    An experience I will never forget

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 even if that was real that was still more worth your $ than whatever the fuck this is

  • @gnichols5051
    @gnichols5051 11 місяців тому +59

    In just about all the Starcruiser footage that I've seen, even from people who are praising their experience, the children look bored out of their minds.

    • @wendellista
      @wendellista 11 місяців тому +2

      My son (10) absolutely loved it, as did my niece (5). It was the best thing I ever experienced at Disney.

    • @gnichols5051
      @gnichols5051 10 місяців тому +18

      After $6K+, I certainly hope so.

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 8 місяців тому +12

      Even in the very beginning, I saw people uploading videos during its first month of operation. My favorite was a video where a very tall teenage girl was seen in the back of the crowd of guests rolling her eyes like "Are they serious?? This is sooo borring..." I felt her disappointment. The entire video was just 45 minutes of solid cringing.

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 2 місяці тому +1

      @@wendellista Did they love it, or did every adult around them implying they should love it do so? (jk, I'd probably have fond memories of this if I went as a kid)

  • @bluekewne
    @bluekewne 7 місяців тому +38

    Superstar Limo: "I'm the biggest Disney attraction flop ever!"
    Galactic Starcruiser: "Hold my blue milk."

    • @figment1988
      @figment1988 5 місяців тому

      Habit heroes 1.0 (a.k.a. the original version which was an all out minstrel show that mocked and ridiculed the overweight and obsese): aren't we forgetting someone?

  • @Bionickpunk
    @Bionickpunk 4 місяці тому +41

    The stupidest thing is seeing people take off their masks in a crowded dining area and then immediately put them on after eating, as if covid somehow less contagious while you are eating. Utter brain rot.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +5

      Can you believe that was our lives but a few short years ago

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 3 місяці тому

      ⁠@@rogueonerebygen Russia happened and all of a sudden no one talks about covid. Even at work they slowly said they weren't giving covid time anymore. It juts counts as normal sick day. But listen to the media. They never lie.

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 2 місяці тому +1

      the "we've traveled to go to one of the busiest tourist spots in the world despite COVID still being around...but we're still good people, we swear" shuffle

  • @donkeydan5996
    @donkeydan5996 2 місяці тому +6

    I can never get tired of watching the failure of this monstrosity

  • @casadilla111
    @casadilla111 Місяць тому +5

    I’ve seen some high-quality videos from some UA-camrs that made it look halfway decent despite them talking about how terrible it was, but the average Joe cell-phone video of it really hammers home just how cheap it all must’ve felt.

  • @carlosg2541
    @carlosg2541 10 місяців тому +20

    The fact that someone thought this would be a good idea is just beyond comprehension to me, imagine if they had built a real star wars land? I'd have loved to see Naboo or Alderaan, Coruscant so many great places and they decide to do a claustrophobic hotel 💀

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  6 місяців тому +7

      Even Star Wars Galaxys Edge (theme park next to the hotel) doesn’t feel very much like Star Wars. It’s cool, but a made up planet called Batuu is not something I as a fan identify or connect with

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 4 місяці тому +3

      @@rogueonereb The kicker is according to the original designers it was SUPPOSED to be Mos Eisley during the Original Trilogy era but then KK forced the Imaginears to make it into Batuu and set in the Disney Trilogy because "Our greatest stories are ahead of us not behind us" and Bob signed off on it because of TFA making so much money.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  4 місяці тому +3

      @@muigokublack6487 Bob thinks KK is untouchable and will agree to anything she says. I think she’s out of touch, more like.

    • @richardburchett
      @richardburchett 4 місяці тому +4

      And they paid $4 billion for the IP rights that they decided not to use.

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +1

      @@richardburchetti completely understand how George Lucas feels insulted by the whole thing

  • @TheMightyKinkle
    @TheMightyKinkle 11 місяців тому +47

    Brillant.
    The Ballpit reference at 8:36 is Dashcon by the way if anyone was wondering 😅

  • @Blackdawn80
    @Blackdawn80 10 місяців тому +37

    All the money, access to lore, employees and fans in the world....Disney still couldn't build a hotel that even resembled an actual Star Wars experience. OBVIOUSLY this was intentionally created to "miss the mark" and disappoint. Kathleen Kennedy is destroying all the franchises that Lucasfilm created for some reason. What did she witness? What did she endure? The world may neve know

  • @MalakiaLaGattaNera
    @MalakiaLaGattaNera 7 місяців тому +12

    The climate simulation room is the highlight 😂

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому

      Had I not known any better I would have thought it was a smoking patio

  • @kevinkunzmann8782
    @kevinkunzmann8782 4 місяці тому +7

    Walt Disney took out loans and mortgaged his house to successfully build Disney and now this.

  • @psyclonetheseahawk9261
    @psyclonetheseahawk9261 4 місяці тому +6

    Seems like the park got too carried away with making an experience, instead of a hotel. People don't want to have dinner interrupted, or have one tiny outdoor "simulation". They just want a hotel that's styled to look like a Star Wars movie. A few gimmicks here and there are fine. But this was gimmicks 24/7.

  • @oldhickory4686
    @oldhickory4686 4 місяці тому +6

    The outside of the building and the truck is like they didn't even try.

  • @metalmugen
    @metalmugen 11 місяців тому +25

    God this is amazing, Rest in Piss Galactic Starcruiser. What a waste.

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 8 місяців тому

      I agree 101%. Rest in piss!

  • @leelthelful
    @leelthelful 4 місяці тому +5

    In this moment jenny nicklson was behind a pillar and being teased by gaya dancing in and out of the pillar jenny was behind

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  3 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂 can you even imagine paying that much to view an already garbage show from behind a giant concrete pillar? Poor Jenny

  • @TheDylanJoyce
    @TheDylanJoyce 11 місяців тому +8

    7:08 oh god the MUSIC was the best part here!

  • @jspaceemperor420
    @jspaceemperor420 7 місяців тому +6

    I'd rather have the Holiday Special on repeat, With my eyes forced open with rusty hooks
    Over staying one night here

  • @iananderson606
    @iananderson606 10 місяців тому +35

    I'd be hard pressed not to claw my eyes out at the runway show.

  • @jeffs-zw2zb
    @jeffs-zw2zb 2 місяці тому +2

    The most embarrassing thing is that all the guests are grown adults.

  • @MaccabeeSolarLLC
    @MaccabeeSolarLLC 3 місяці тому +3

    How can Disney survive on so much flops of the IP and not make the necessary changes to it? It baffles my mind how they are so adverse to profit and making an IP that the fans want.

  • @jeffbradway9167
    @jeffbradway9167 6 місяців тому +13

    Let’s be honest 90% of Disney parks food is mediocre

  • @nickwerner7983
    @nickwerner7983 11 місяців тому +12

    YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY!!!

  • @NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST
    @NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s funny how there is soundtrack music on the transport pod. Like it’s not a Star Wars experience; it’s a Star Wars MOVIE experience lol

    • @rogueonereb
      @rogueonereb  Місяць тому

      @@NOWTHATSWHATICALLANGST 😂😂 Disney fails to see the difference apparently. They had such a lack of creative forethought into this whole thing that they resorted to using epic John Williams-esque music to impress people with the lame lcd screen entrance lol.
      Can I also mention how the cast member talks them thru it like it’s someone’s first time having sx 😂😂😂😂😂