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  • Опубліковано 24 сер 2024
  • From Episode 143 "Daniel Day Nutchuckles"
    Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun....

КОМЕНТАРІ • 136

  • @diligar
    @diligar 6 років тому +754

    “Bad question-The WORST question-- *THE ANTI-QUESTION* “

  • @Duplacorn
    @Duplacorn 4 роки тому +337

    I loved that time on America’s most serious home video was when that mom grieved over the loss of her daughter in an empty room

    • @dcbandnerd
      @dcbandnerd 2 роки тому +10

      $10,000 prize still won't cover the cost of the funeral.

  • @asiunderstandit5717
    @asiunderstandit5717 6 років тому +600

    "So you're saying you need a wolf to be your ringbearer" -Magnus Burnsides

    • @jezZzZzZzZzZ
      @jezZzZzZzZzZ 6 років тому +50

      I feel like if any of the boys said that it would be Taako, Lup, or Lucretia asking why on Earth Magnus Burnsides needs a wolf to ringbear at his fake not-real wedding to the sword he stole.

    • @asiunderstandit5717
      @asiunderstandit5717 6 років тому +2

      Even better

    • @gr8gr0n4
      @gr8gr0n4 6 років тому +27

      the whole thing is just leading into a "no dogs on the moon" joke

    • @cah137-y4s
      @cah137-y4s 5 років тому +19

      This whole conversation definitely fucking happened during the planning of Killian's wedding

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 4 роки тому +2

      Don’t listen to him, he just wants to throw one into the fire again

  • @thelastcarnival
    @thelastcarnival 6 років тому +63

    I just wanna say, I was a ring bearer for my godmother's wedding when I was six or seven years old, and I fucking nailed it. Straight line down the aisle, sheepish grin as I bore the rings, straight line back. Like a fucking professional.

    • @marveltard
      @marveltard 6 років тому +14

      you were so good you made the wedding look bad in comparison

  • @leahlurie4315
    @leahlurie4315 6 років тому +312

    the entire concept of america's serious home videos is hilarious

  • @Llamaturtle
    @Llamaturtle 5 років тому +194

    If the dog had hands, it'd be great at ringbearing

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 4 роки тому +7

      underrated reference

    • @OppositeofHATE7
      @OppositeofHATE7 3 роки тому +10

      But if it had a face it could say I don't want to hold these

  • @jacobreeder8101
    @jacobreeder8101 4 роки тому +29

    I love trying to trace the path from the opening question to the title of the bit.

  • @loganplourde886
    @loganplourde886 6 років тому +190

    The most serious video of the year goes to grandpa jeff's wake

  • @sepiasmith5065
    @sepiasmith5065 5 років тому +169

    i was a flower girl for my aunts' wedding and I stopped halfway down and started crying I was so stressed lmaooo

    • @jazzy_jaymond
      @jazzy_jaymond 5 років тому +10

      Your profile picture makes me smile

    • @weevilwizarddotmusic9711
      @weevilwizarddotmusic9711 3 роки тому +3

      when i was the flower-kid at my sister's wedding i was so stressed i FORGOT TO THROW THE FLOWERS

  • @sarahglover1262
    @sarahglover1262 6 років тому +255

    At my sister's wedding, everything was so last minute I legitimately got home from work, and was told 'get dresses the wedding is today, don't lose these' and was given the wedding rings. I proceeded to lose then just long enough to freak my sister out, then fished them out of the depths of the arm chair.

    • @user-sg6ww7ts6n
      @user-sg6ww7ts6n 3 роки тому +1

      this is... fantastic. id love to write a short story around it.

    • @sarahglover1262
      @sarahglover1262 3 роки тому +10

      @@user-sg6ww7ts6n feel free. There was an excited pastor that did the officiated (kicked out of like 4 churches for adultery) and our grandpa was too sick to even make it out in the yard under the crabapple tree where it was held. My mom cried and cried even though it wasn't like it was planned or anything. Wet literally ran to Walmart to get her a dress half an hour before. I wore my work dress and my brother and his pregnant girlfriend were there too. No feast no real reception just kinda as literally last minute as you could get without the rings being from the gochapon.

    • @sarahglover1262
      @sarahglover1262 3 роки тому

      @Elle Fakename read the other reply

    • @corg_9939
      @corg_9939 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry if this is too personal but why did it have to be so last minute? How was the wedding, and err.. are they still together? (Please ignore if you don't wanna answer)

    • @sarahglover1262
      @sarahglover1262 3 роки тому +5

      @@corg_9939 idfk why my sister is just Like That and yeah there still together

  • @BigMuppa
    @BigMuppa 6 років тому +93

    When I was the flower girl as a child it wasn't a matter of making me walk all the way up the aisle, it was more the fact that I continued going all the way up onto the stage and interrupted the whole wedding

  • @Preach202
    @Preach202 4 роки тому +38

    WHEN WOLVES CAME OVER ON THE BOAT FROM EGYPT

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious 2 роки тому +3

      that whole section is so dense and said so matter of factly it turned my brain into macaroni

  • @thickchip3206
    @thickchip3206 6 років тому +222

    They are LITERALLY describing the invisible baby from Diamond is Unbreakable

    • @Trick.Sparrow
      @Trick.Sparrow 6 років тому +22

      Fred Fredburger achtung baby! shit you're right!

    • @speziramen2599
      @speziramen2599 4 роки тому +11

      Trick well.... and that dog + falcon wedding they talked about.....

  • @kbPhionex
    @kbPhionex 6 років тому +64

    when i was a ringbearer (i was 4 this was 1999) i fell asleep during the ceremony on the dias at the end of the church and didn't understand where the ring went after the ceremony
    cried my little head off

  • @jacecoleman6148
    @jacecoleman6148 6 років тому +160

    I have just noticed that in between the second "t" and "h", and the top "t", there is a space filled in that shouldn't be. Now I can think of nothing else....

    • @xerodd13
      @xerodd13 6 років тому +46

      Jace Coleman Oh god what have you done it's all I can see

    • @Ehlihr
      @Ehlihr 6 років тому +35

      Jace Coleman i will never know peace again

    • @TheSwordbird98sPage
      @TheSwordbird98sPage 6 років тому +38

      it's in the first m too and there's a random line in the second h. everything is bugging me.

    • @crowe3301
      @crowe3301 6 років тому +4

      why would you do this to me??? This is all I can focus on, now and for forever.

    • @gfox9295
      @gfox9295 6 років тому +15

      +Swordbird98 good catch on the random line in the second h, I hadn't noticed that as I was only looking for filled-in redspace...
      There's one more no one in this thread has mentioned: little spot filled in with red between the Bs of the Brothers.

  • @boypaws
    @boypaws 5 років тому +29

    “completely to chance” chance is actually the dog’s name

  • @BaskervilleLacie
    @BaskervilleLacie 5 років тому +34

    that defeated, despairing, out-of-breath "who wants to know" from griffin in the beginning that just kind of dies out before it can finish is such a big ass mood

  • @cranberryjuice1288
    @cranberryjuice1288 4 роки тому +24

    i was a flower girl and i got to the end without an issue. my cousin told me once i was older that she chose me because i was the most well behaved child in the family. i was an absolute delight

  • @brokeboyswagger666
    @brokeboyswagger666 5 років тому +8

    Star wars kid is actually a lawyer now

  • @imeanokaysureman
    @imeanokaysureman 6 років тому +48

    On the one hand, this clip didn't take all that much advantage of the AFV Goof Potential, on the other hand, that fertile Danny Day ground was so beautifully tended to. Crops were planted, and the Day flowers bloomed. 8/10

  • @jarroddobben
    @jarroddobben 3 роки тому +3

    no such thing as a free lunch, no such thing as a simple beach wedding

  • @whitepearlreaper
    @whitepearlreaper 4 роки тому +6

    I was the flower girl at my parent's wedding when I was like 3 or 4. I made it down but then went back to pick up the flower petals because I didn't want to litter. Mom thought it was hilarious and told them to just let me do it if I wanted lol.

  • @marvelholt21
    @marvelholt21 4 роки тому +6

    One wedding i was a flower child at was at the yale cathedral and i hated all the standing. The other was ON MY BIRTHDAY so they basically had that coming.

  • @Jiemboh
    @Jiemboh 4 роки тому +3

    I'm so glad they brought dogs here from Egypt.

  • @nickmojo3697
    @nickmojo3697 6 років тому +15

    I’d say it depends largely on the kid. I was the ring bearer for my godmother’s wedding and it went off without a hitch, though I was without knowing it carrying dummy rings.

  • @sageletrox
    @sageletrox 4 роки тому +6

    I made it all the way down without a problem as a child flower girl, but the maid of honor did faint as soon as I stood next to her

  • @bexiewoo
    @bexiewoo 4 роки тому +7

    This actually happened to my uncle! and,, it worked?? like,, well??
    the dog was excited and got them the rings! it was crazy and it definitely changes the way i listen to this bit.

  • @zaksaturday1693
    @zaksaturday1693 4 роки тому +6

    Ja'am would be a great ringbearer

    • @stevensegal6290
      @stevensegal6290 3 роки тому +3

      🎵🎶Backpack for the wedding ring🎵🎶

  • @spirit5877
    @spirit5877 6 років тому +2

    just seeing the words "America's Serious Home Videos" makes me laugh so fucking much

  • @plushs
    @plushs 6 років тому +41

    I was actually a flower boy back when I was 9 or 10 and I did make it all the way down the aisle (and my little brother, as the ringbearer, made it all the way too) but I fucked up the wedding in multiple other ways 👌

    • @gr8gr0n4
      @gr8gr0n4 6 років тому +3

      same. the problem wasn't getting down the aisle. it was running out of the ceremony to gawk at the cake

    • @plushs
      @plushs 6 років тому +7

      cianan nelson I had a panic attack and put out some fancy cigarettes and tried to lead a child revolt or some shit. I feel bad cause the wedding I fucked up was the wedding of my one and only decent relative. I still want to apologize every time I see her

  • @thatguyonthedime8297
    @thatguyonthedime8297 5 років тому +15

    I never understood the child dilemma because me and my sister were the chinese adopted golden children of the family and were very popular flower girls. Throughout my flower girl career i dont think i had a major stutter or anything, so this is deffo an alien thing

  • @natedennison3792
    @natedennison3792 6 років тому +4

    “How big are your dog’s nipples” oh my god

  • @Riddler577
    @Riddler577 4 роки тому +2

    4:23 Griffin's falcon noise kills me 😂😂

  • @icecreamsamwich
    @icecreamsamwich 5 років тому +3

    when i went to my dad's wedding they had a big introduction for me, and since i was 5 years old i was so scared that i ran away and cried

  • @nupinoop296
    @nupinoop296 6 років тому +17

    I was the flower girl at my aunt's wedding when I was very little, and I took it EXTREMELY seriously. xD

  • @BoomDYadda
    @BoomDYadda 4 роки тому +6

    The progression of this conversation makes me genuinely feel like I am going insane

  • @cinnabarlab
    @cinnabarlab 6 років тому +30

    i was only half listening to this and what i gleaned is shizuka joestar should be on afv

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 Рік тому +1

    Truly an advice show for the modren era

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 5 років тому +3

    I just realized the last bit actually happened in Incredibles 2

  • @kb4274
    @kb4274 6 місяців тому

    I was a flower girl for my nanny. The thing was, everyone had told me very clearly that once she was married she would be moving away and I would never see her again. So idk, whatever you do, don’t tell a toddler they won’t ever see someone they love again after that day and expect them to successfully complete the task without bawling.

  • @NilesBlackX
    @NilesBlackX Рік тому

    "When wolves came over on the boat from Egypt..."
    "Mmhmm"
    Lol just didn't even question that one bit, absolutely, we all know the story

  • @leonardsmith9090
    @leonardsmith9090 6 років тому +4

    You need the battle royale to be your ring bearer

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 4 роки тому +1

    4:44
    For anyone wanting to get to the titular discussion

  • @elfbreath
    @elfbreath 5 років тому +3

    My wedding now

  • @PokemonTrainerAriel
    @PokemonTrainerAriel 5 років тому +2

    My aunt wanted me and my sister to be her adorable twin flower girls and apparently there were no hitches.... somehow... despite generally not being well behaved small children.

  • @AlmostOtaku7
    @AlmostOtaku7 Рік тому

    My sister and I were flower children at a cousin's wedding when we were very little, and did well. At least, no one ever scolded us or complained, and our cousin seemed very happy the whole time. I was just happy to be involved. XD

  • @samdubois9893
    @samdubois9893 2 роки тому

    I made it down the aisle with the rings

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt 3 місяці тому

    It really baffles me how they somehow had just described part of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure without realising

  • @jonahsiminak2993
    @jonahsiminak2993 4 роки тому

    I remember at my aunt's wedding I was the ring bearer, and I cried so much when they gave me that dummy pillow

  • @Whitney341
    @Whitney341 3 роки тому +2

    Ugh, my aunt's "ring bearer" was her french bulldog, and he shit in the middle of the isle on the white carpet.

  • @justsomeguy1408
    @justsomeguy1408 9 місяців тому

    I was a ring bearer a couple of times as a kid. I don't remember it, so I'm guessing it went okay. I remember not enjoying it though. I have ASD and emotionally charged situations have always made me uncomfortable because they screw up my behavioral protocols.

  • @caitlinisahookerfromhell
    @caitlinisahookerfromhell 4 роки тому +1

    so we just gonna ignore the fact justin called Travis griffin at the beginning ??

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 4 роки тому

    I love when they can barely even get though the question.

  • @jennabedwards95
    @jennabedwards95 2 роки тому

    I have 7 nieces and nephews & I always said I wanted a small wedding and a big reception. Recently my mom asked me if I thought about having the girls be bridesmaids or flower girls and the boys be groomsmen and I immediately said no. Like I know my nieces and nephews. They’ll complain the whole time regardless of whether or not they’re happy for me. The youngest two wouldn’t complain, but they’d argue all the way down the aisle.

  • @Sweetumskitty1789
    @Sweetumskitty1789 4 роки тому +1

    My aunts Wedding with my brother as the ring bearer and me as the flower girl went off great, minus the fact that I was rolling my eyes at all the god shit they put in.

  • @octodaddy1602
    @octodaddy1602 3 місяці тому

    I tuned out for ten seconds and somehow we got to "milkshakez with a z"

  • @coltonblack6850
    @coltonblack6850 4 роки тому

    I'll have you know I made it all the way down the isle as ring bearer. I only started crying during the vows

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 6 років тому +14

    Some family friends actually pulled off a boat weddijg with a dog ring bearer just fine. Just goes to show: Their advice should never be taken.

  • @Aminangela
    @Aminangela 6 років тому +20

    I’d Ike to tell them I was an excellent ring bearer because I was a great child

    • @suffrage4dogs
      @suffrage4dogs 6 років тому +4

      homboi What an excellent child

    • @Aminangela
      @Aminangela 6 років тому +4

      Jacob Brown thanks dude I like having some appreciation for my work

    • @Aminangela
      @Aminangela 6 років тому +2

      Jacob Brown I was careless... I'll be careful from now on, I swear!

    • @mikefortier7081
      @mikefortier7081 6 років тому +3

      You should buy a Jumbotron to tell them

  • @teddypunch
    @teddypunch 4 роки тому +1

    7:28 For all the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure fans out there: Shizuka, Joseph, and Josuke.

  • @KoderKat
    @KoderKat 4 роки тому

    When I was a toddler I was the flower girl to two different weddings and rocked it... I guess I'm the outlier apparently

  • @Takahanazawa
    @Takahanazawa 8 місяців тому

    I never understood why they always make SUCH young children the ring bearer that should be MINIMUM a ten year old

  • @ShenoUzumaki
    @ShenoUzumaki 3 роки тому

    I was the flower kid and my only hiccup was that I stopped a moment because I needed to make sure each side had an equal amount of flowers.
    My cousin was the ring bearer and he did cry lol.
    Why do they keep picking kids for this job????

  • @pinstripe4254
    @pinstripe4254 Рік тому

    I think the best way to have a dog be the ring bearer is to place them on the collar and take them off once they reach the the back of the room

  • @lhaviland8602
    @lhaviland8602 2 роки тому

    I'm pretty sure Abraham Zapruder would win that one every time.

  • @anotherred-headanimator9432
    @anotherred-headanimator9432 3 роки тому

    2:42 WHAT THE HECK MY NAME IS STEVIE WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

    • @anotherred-headanimator9432
      @anotherred-headanimator9432 3 роки тому

      Also, they chose another kid over me as the flower girl. The kid they chose was screaming and had to be carried half way down the isle

  • @pormpfspimperton6804
    @pormpfspimperton6804 6 років тому +4

    What about border collies

    • @snakesandstones4252
      @snakesandstones4252 6 років тому +4

      Link The hedgehog border collie owner, the entire time they were talking about this, I was like,"what's the problem??? My dog is literally one of the most professional animals on the planet, you give that fucker a job and he's more dependable than people." Homie could have world war 2 going on around him and would still bring back a tennis ball to me.

  • @kennithasalways
    @kennithasalways 5 років тому

    I was a flower girl when I was like 4 and I did it without a hitch unfortunately.

  • @GabrielGabster
    @GabrielGabster 6 років тому +6

    *SCREE*

  • @scarlettflower9777
    @scarlettflower9777 4 роки тому

    I was thirteen the last time I was a flower girl, the weirdest wedding I’ve ever been to

  • @TheMightyMcClaw
    @TheMightyMcClaw 5 років тому

    FUCK I THINK I WAS AT THIS WEDDING

  • @hotanubis3661
    @hotanubis3661 4 роки тому

    when I was little me and my sister were flower girls at my aunts wedding, and in the middle of the aisle we got into a fight because she used her flowers too fast and wanted mine

  • @happyslowpoke8982
    @happyslowpoke8982 6 років тому +16

    Tom Bergeron’s not even the host any more! So bullshit

  • @faroshscale
    @faroshscale 5 років тому

    I love the brothers but hard disagree, this was the BEST question

  • @waylyn94
    @waylyn94 5 років тому

    2:25

  • @NoiseDay
    @NoiseDay Рік тому

    I think children and pets should be banned from weddings. It's already such a high-pressure, stressful event, I don't need any excuse for things to go wrong.
    Note for child-havers that don't want to miss a wedding: just have the host provide a babysitter that keeps the kids in a separate room until the ceremony is over

  • @tybushnell9819
    @tybushnell9819 5 років тому

    Idk about you but I was a damn good ring bearer as a little kid.

  • @oskaraltman
    @oskaraltman 4 роки тому

    don't

  • @boypaws
    @boypaws 5 років тому

    i was the ring-bearer/flower boy at my parents wedding when i was 7 and i made it down the aisle no problemo ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

  • @zurichRevolts
    @zurichRevolts 4 роки тому +1

    what you’ve done with this title is tell me nothing about the majority of this goof and also ruin the best joke.
    i guess it’s more for people to search for their favorite bits?

    • @quirkypurple3
      @quirkypurple3 4 роки тому +6

      the title is just the name of this suggested talking point in the episode description so this is what the bit is called according to the mcelroys