I was really not having a good day, couldn't feel joy in anything, even stuff I would normally like, but then I threw on this podcast and now I'm genuinely laughing and feeling like myself again... Thanks guys, keep being amazing
fuck vets, I had to try 7 different ones before I found one that either didnt charge the price of a house or didnt just constantly suggest killing my dog ... I've had an extra year and a half since then and still going ... far too many of you dont give a shit about anything but money. If its not you then you dont need to get offended, but dont try and act like there isnt a huge problem
I’ve noticed the view count going down recently, which is odd because every episode is equally as entertaining. Shows who the true babies are, love you boys never stop making these please!
Had a similar situation with my dog, he had bladder cancer, we took him home after the vet said euthanasia and he loved another 3 years.. sending love to butters
I’m in Alabama and been loving your content my guy!! I love you and your brother plus All of the squad Erik Brendan and Bryan! Can’t wait to see you here bro!! I pray it goes great so I get to see you more often
Ohhh man… guy at 35:00. That really sucks dude, I’m really sorry for you man. Keep your head up. I know it sucks really bad right now, but trust me. THINGS WILL GET BETTER. And you will feel normal again. I hope you find peace soon brotha. I’m sorry you’re feeling this right now. Love from CO man. Chin up!
I totally agree with Chris and the Ziploc bag thing but the trick is you must write the expiration date from the bag on the Ziploc before transferring said ingredients into bag
To the guy at 34:01 I had an almost EXACT same situation - although five days after putting my childhood dog down - happen almost a year ago today. That shit sucks, allow yourself to grieve both. You need to, to allow yourself to heal
The dude losing the dog-find a similar looking dog, maybe a white dog and paint it to look like the dog and switch them out and disappear in to the night 👍🏼
Aww Matt... Laughs aside, thank you for saying what you said about the "girl+dog left" situation, that spoke to me in a way I'm realizing that I needed. Part of me wannaoneone immediately but also I feel like I just got one
I had the same experience regarding being happy but showing a straight face. I will say that after holding a smile for maybe 30 seconds even if just a smirk, it will want to stay there naturally. Also maybe we get upset because when confronted we perceived it as them saying “why are you upset?” instead of literally why aren’t we happy. We weren’t upset but also often not happy when you’re just casually going about your day in that moment. And if forcing a smile feels like we’re faking it, were we actually happy? Or just okay or normal in our moods but again perceived their question as them implying we’re down?
Lol the guy in his car trying to sell the trading program, the joke was he's in the car and he's poor I'm trying to sell a trading program which if it worked he would be rich.
Simply came here from watching this on my TV to comment how fucking hilarious Chris taking the smile device out like headphones bit to see Lisa made me almost piss my pants
The little stuff: Godzilla... I wanted to keep it in ttthheme. Then pulls back from mic and bites his lip. So stoopit! I love the boys. Keep em comin, kids.
dude! i wouldve totally done what that guys wife did with the smoothie bag,i feel like upside down keeps it really really sealed,although i guess its not necessary with the ziploc…i also agree with matt though,i was always taught to put things back how i found them. haha what a great debate! great episode guys. 👏🏻
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Can Chris try to be interested in other people?
Huge fan, but come on fake it!
The caller at 45:00 was hilarious lol "hi it's me again 1st time caller"
Hilarious so nervous
Yes 😂
did he say “gay sex” at the very last second ??? lmao
I was hoping that would entice them to pick my submission and holy frig it worked
I lost it when he put the smile hooks on for Lisa. 🤣
😂😂😂
Brilliant
the best moment
I was really not having a good day, couldn't feel joy in anything, even stuff I would normally like, but then I threw on this podcast and now I'm genuinely laughing and feeling like myself again... Thanks guys, keep being amazing
Thinking of Butters❤️
❤🧈🐕
💪🏽 🐕
Matt: asks what movie is picked
Chris: explains his every thought 😂
Worst part about this episode was that it ended. M’PISSED!
Dude Chris joking on the 6 person relationship is comedy gold. Please use it in a show, that got me!
Matt thank you for your nice comments about vets! We face so much unneeded hate and it’s nice to hear someone with a platform say kind things!
Yeah I served 14 years in the Navy and nowadays it feels like everyone is against us. Greatly appreciated
Heck no y'all charge the price of a car just to keep our little furry fam alive, the vet system is just as bad as the hospital system.
fuck vets, I had to try 7 different ones before I found one that either didnt charge the price of a house or didnt just constantly suggest killing my dog ... I've had an extra year and a half since then and still going ... far too many of you dont give a shit about anything but money. If its not you then you dont need to get offended, but dont try and act like there isnt a huge problem
that's if you are talking about veterinarians, not veterans ... nothing but respect for veterans
You vets are animal killers. I bet you think it's funny too!
Are you sure touring is a great idea for Bryan, at his age? 🦅🦅🦅
I’ve noticed the view count going down recently, which is odd because every episode is equally as entertaining. Shows who the true babies are, love you boys never stop making these please!
Matt’s reaction to the “double your money” guy is absolutely amazing
Right! If he can “double your money” why isn’t he rich? 🤔
The half-dead guy in his car insidiously got me HOWLINGGG !! I believe in you, dude. Lemme buy.
25 minutes in, Chris got me struggling to survive between his "gotcha"-technique on the pancake batter and now the 30's voices :'D Love y'all
The smoothie fixings upside down guy has a point. My bf did this with shredded cheese and I'm still pissed. The doggies had a great treat
34:15 Man is more sad about losing the dog than the girl and I feel his pain.
I don't even know what he sounds like because I wasn't listening
Had a similar situation with my dog, he had bladder cancer, we took him home after the vet said euthanasia and he loved another 3 years.. sending love to butters
I’m in Alabama and been loving your content my guy!! I love you and your brother plus All of the squad Erik Brendan and Bryan! Can’t wait to see you here bro!! I pray it goes great so I get to see you more often
To the guy with the ziplock bag problem, start leaving the toilet seat up! It’s on her to look!!!
dangerous
That guy who sent in that video should be put on a watch list.
You know what guy.
Ohhh man… guy at 35:00. That really sucks dude, I’m really sorry for you man. Keep your head up. I know it sucks really bad right now, but trust me. THINGS WILL GET BETTER. And you will feel normal again. I hope you find peace soon brotha. I’m sorry you’re feeling this right now. Love from CO man. Chin up!
"Bingbongingham" 😂
😂😂😂😂underrated joke
Love yall thanks for making my Sundays the best :) hope u have a nice day!!
LOVIN' LIFE❕️
I totally agree with Chris and the Ziploc bag thing but the trick is you must write the expiration date from the bag on the Ziploc before transferring said ingredients into bag
bruh the "RIGHT?!" had me dyin 😂
To the guy at 34:01 I had an almost EXACT same situation - although five days after putting my childhood dog down - happen almost a year ago today. That shit sucks, allow yourself to grieve both. You need to, to allow yourself to heal
Life Rips when there's a new Lifeline episode! (& Congratulations & The Private Record & The Golden Hour for some reason
The start of this podcast was absolutely hilarious. Bing BONG
I’m only 3 minutes in and somethings telling me Matt got into Chris’ Vyvanse 😂
Butters be like: that’s a lot of selfies with the family lately hmmmm 😂
S’agressively trying to make you money to take it afterwards to move out the car 😂
The end was dope . Jimichimi, then beat drops . 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥
Favorite part of Sunday!
The hook smiles is absolutely outrageous 😅😂
I'm glad Butters is home with you guys. Sweet little peanut.😢
I have a teacup yorkie and hearing about butters is heartbreaking. Sending u love. They r special dogs ❤
I just lost my dog yesterday and you’re talking about this now.. crazy
Sorry for your loss ❤
Matt gives solid advice 💯
The first submission guy is everything right about this world.
I liked timestamps on this
The dude losing the dog-find a similar looking dog, maybe a white dog and paint it to look like the dog and switch them out and disappear in to the night 👍🏼
"I invented my own proprietary system that doubles your money every year" this may be the most hilarious thing i've heard in a long time
Hook Smile joke was the dumbest thing ive ever had hurt my stomach from laughing
This episode is SO. GOOD. Lol I love you guys so much. 😂❤
Am I the only one who likes the episode before watching?!
I do that for all the people I sub to or I’ll forget after.
yea no i usually do the same 😆🤣
That’s the first thing I do
This and congrats are the only ones i do it for because it never disappoints (except when they have a shit guest)
And on The Private Record!
Aww Matt... Laughs aside, thank you for saying what you said about the "girl+dog left" situation, that spoke to me in a way I'm realizing that I needed. Part of me wannaoneone immediately but also I feel like I just got one
Sundays are for lifeline
Long live Lifeline 😊
Pinball machine comment absolutely took me for a ride 😂
Butters was my whole focus. So cute.
"I don't even know what he sounds like, I wasn't even listening." Eh S'Chris!!! 🤣
Trypophobia is the thing Chris is talking about I think in regards to bitter ‘grow your money’ guy
Chris: were rip roarin and havin a good time, better start talkin about my dying dog.
"Women would always be talking" says the guy that has never stopped talking lol
Plot twist: the dog wanted to leave and the lady just went with the dog 😂
I had the same experience regarding being happy but showing a straight face. I will say that after holding a smile for maybe 30 seconds even if just a smirk, it will want to stay there naturally. Also maybe we get upset because when confronted we perceived it as them saying “why are you upset?” instead of literally why aren’t we happy. We weren’t upset but also often not happy when you’re just casually going about your day in that moment. And if forcing a smile feels like we’re faking it, were we actually happy? Or just okay or normal in our moods but again perceived their question as them implying we’re down?
You can fill in the blank: S’_____. lol
Matt! Thanks for your words! long term me is going to thanks me!
They really came in firing on all syllables
iSmile, you’re welcome!
"What size of the Matrix Reloaded shirt?" 😂
The guy in the first submission only listens to a day to remember
Sundays r for lifeline🫶
33:31 hi June the dog ❤
56:27 June popping up killed me
Heading down a nowhere path should’ve been the title or Godzilla episode 7 😂
Proprietary system guy 1,000% mmmmm'made it all up in his head.
Or hes been working on it for years and really has something
To the smoothie guy, leave the toilet seat up 👍👍
44:10 is so difficult to deal with 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hope to see you in the 956 RGV McAllen TX 🎉
15:24
The indigenous way 😂😂😂
Chris is a physical comedy genius, the old dog Callen could learn from him
Lisa: You got those hook smile things? 😬
10/10 hair, 10/10 podcast
I need to hear Chris’ thoughts on shin Godzilla
24:15 throw eggggs in your customers faces lmfaooo
36:40 damn, matt. coming with the fiiiiiire
Lol the guy in his car trying to sell the trading program, the joke was he's in the car and he's poor I'm trying to sell a trading program which if it worked he would be rich.
Yeah how’s that guy struggleing he should be 2x his money each year 😂
Except when you have 4k to start that means you gotta wait a year just to have 8k. Derp.
Simply came here from watching this on my TV to comment how fucking hilarious Chris taking the smile device out like headphones bit to see Lisa made me almost piss my pants
hard hitting ripping and tearing episode
The little stuff: Godzilla... I wanted to keep it in ttthheme. Then pulls back from mic and bites his lip. So stoopit! I love the boys. Keep em comin, kids.
21:43 earlier in the episode Matt said it would be weird if Chris said my dad cause it’s both there dad but then does it to Chris lol
Now that we know about butters we better get more Butters content on your socials, Chris.
I have been jealous of myself
the indigenous way 😂
Good morning
Love the Mario Bros fits
Gotta do one voice😂
She not gonna let you hit Matt haha ;)
Please remember to tip well 😂😂😂
13:51 hates his wife😂😂😂😂😂😂
Highlarious!!
30:25 trypophobia you're welcome
Yes people often tell me to smile 😅 why would I smile for no reason?
“A music song” s’foreign
dude! i wouldve totally done what that guys wife did with the smoothie bag,i feel like upside down keeps it really really sealed,although i guess its not necessary with the ziploc…i also agree with matt though,i was always taught to put things back how i found them. haha what a great debate! great episode guys. 👏🏻
silly goose time
Love you butters 🧈 🐕
If you love this podcast, you should do Lifeline Luxury. It's so much better somehow. S'magic
Thought Matt was wearing a dog t-shirt then realized there was one on his lap
Sooooooooo different though 😂 Matt really wanted it to be the same