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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Good game really. Little Nightmares has competition.
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  • @firedehole
    @firedehole Рік тому +290

    My wife said it's either her or Lemus. God I'll miss her

  • @nohbdy9433
    @nohbdy9433 Рік тому +3

    15:53 Taking one step into Romania

  • @thevortexianbolt2970
    @thevortexianbolt2970 Рік тому +3

    “oh look a deer” lmaooooo

  • @AccidentProneHobbyist
    @AccidentProneHobbyist Рік тому

    At least Olle avoided the kindershmooshen

  • @alexa9002
    @alexa9002 Рік тому +1

    I love that every non-scandinavian person playing this thinks its Norwegian at first. Though to be fair, almost all the myths in the game are folklore in both Norway and Sweden.

  • @nafex3740
    @nafex3740 Рік тому +1

    Cool buddy 😎 👍 👌

  • @Colgrave
    @Colgrave Рік тому +625

    Life of a 5'9" man.

    • @Afunguy
      @Afunguy Рік тому +27

      As a man I can relate…
      Wait where mah balls.

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker Рік тому +14

      @@Afunguy I stole them

    • @Laster_N_Line
      @Laster_N_Line Рік тому +12

      @@DivingHawker and I took them from you and deep fried them

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker Рік тому

      @@Laster_N_Line Can we share? You'll eat one and I eat the other?

    • @HypaTaiga
      @HypaTaiga Рік тому

      That paint on that 9 is fresh YOUR 5'4

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 Рік тому +639

    I did not expect JFJ to start talking about Nuclear power.
    *As a Nuclear Physicist, it brings me no small amount of pleasure to hear **2:54*

    • @blockwithaglock96
      @blockwithaglock96 Рік тому

      Nuclear power isn't dangerous, slavs are so stupid they can't fucking boil water is going in the forever neuron

    • @thejfj
      @thejfj  Рік тому +167

      Based nuclear physics member

    • @Flamme-Sanabi
      @Flamme-Sanabi Рік тому +17

      @@thejfj agreed.

  • @dinonuggets7148
    @dinonuggets7148 Рік тому +989

    finally someone who understands that Chernobyl was not a fault of nuclear power, but a fault of soviet incompetency

    • @luka_unleashed307
      @luka_unleashed307 Рік тому

      the only 3 "disasters" they point to whenever they pass over nuclear were caused by 1. NATURAL disaster, 2. lazy engineers and 3. COMMUNIST INCOMPETENCE!

    • @branpul0604
      @branpul0604 Рік тому +107

      Who could have guessed that human error is the primary cause of most disasters.

    • @TJ_4870
      @TJ_4870 Рік тому +32

      Unless something specifically labelled as a natural disaster, it's someone's fault.

    • @tram1839
      @tram1839 Рік тому +31

      ey man, they wanted to use MSI afterburner without the heatsink attached.
      (if you actually knew what specifically happened its basically what they did, they tried to ramp up its power when it was about to go out without the backup cooling attached and it went out of control)

    • @ccupedcaffeine
      @ccupedcaffeine Рік тому +17

      Watch out, the Vatniks might insult your profile for that one.

  • @Lord_Seeyus
    @Lord_Seeyus Рік тому +433

    European folklore is incredible
    So much of it has no morals to teach, no lessons to be learned
    At least, nothing beyond "It's scary out there man"
    But then, sometimes,
    Just sometimes,
    Lemus

    • @alexanderstrickland9036
      @alexanderstrickland9036 Рік тому +58

      Water is scary, wild animals are scary, horses are dangerous, don’t trust strangers, listen to your elders, prophecy leads to hubris, be kind to dogs. Pretty good lessons honestly.

  • @mastergurka971
    @mastergurka971 Рік тому +480

    As a Swede I can confirm this is pretty much what happens when you misbehave once in Scandinavia as a kid.

    • @LittleBits.
      @LittleBits. Рік тому +6

      I second that as a Swede myself

    • @murfmur
      @murfmur Рік тому +6

      I third that as a Swede myself.

    • @Mast3rB3ard
      @Mast3rB3ard Рік тому +7

      Im not a Swede but am subscribed to Pewdiepie... Does that count?

    • @albin2580
      @albin2580 Рік тому +4

      I fourth this as a Swede.

    • @grandpasbasement576
      @grandpasbasement576 Рік тому +4

      I fifth this as a Swede

  • @Dragon359
    @Dragon359 Рік тому +245

    Lemus was the true MVP of that game.

    • @SomeGuyWithABlueMask
      @SomeGuyWithABlueMask Рік тому +8

      True dat, dude wanted a friend and nothing more. He's gonna be everyone's friend after this adventure

  • @theredarticfox2656
    @theredarticfox2656 Рік тому +139

    Literally nothing nice can happen to this man

  • @sircatsmeow2886
    @sircatsmeow2886 Рік тому +122

    The "Sucking thumbs" bit reminded me of an old British show called "Grisly Tales For Gruesome Kids!". They did short animated segments of horror. From fairytale to made up by writers.
    The one I remmeber was about a man that cut thumbs off of children who sucked them. As a young boy who sucked his thumb; it scared the ever loving shit out of me.

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic Рік тому +12

      Oh, Der Struwelpeter! That's the 6th story in that book iirc, and not even the most gruesome in my opinion. Heinrich Hoffman wasn't pulling his punches. Not all 10 of them have people dying or being mutilated, but the one about a girl burning alive and the only one that gives a damn is her cat haunted me as a kid.
      *Friendly reminder that this book was sold as "funny stories for children age 3-6".*

    • @Look-out115
      @Look-out115 Рік тому

      @@GumshoeClassic
      they pranked/traumatized a generation Oof

    • @allankanegalian6401
      @allankanegalian6401 Рік тому +1

      oh i remember that! i watched that on HBO every weekend when i was a kid

  • @murfmur
    @murfmur Рік тому +78

    I remember hearing these growing up as a Swede such as "don't go into the water or Näcken will drown you" or "don't wander too far into the forest or the elves will kidnap you" etc.

  • @Mercurymallow
    @Mercurymallow Рік тому +266

    As a Norwegian i find it interesting how they took their spin on Nøkken in this game

    • @LHC47
      @LHC47 Рік тому +14

      As a non-Norwegian, what's the original story?

    • @Mrsnugglepants842
      @Mrsnugglepants842 Рік тому +9

      Isn't Nøkken and Näcken two different things?

    • @Mercurymallow
      @Mercurymallow Рік тому +35

      @@Mrsnugglepants842 They derive from the same general idea of "humanoid water spirit"

    • @mynameisd2849
      @mynameisd2849 Рік тому

      @@LHC47 Nøkken is a type of water spirit, they play the violin to seduce you so that you get in the water, once you do they show their true form and kill/eat you

    • @murfmur
      @murfmur Рік тому +20

      @@LHC47 Näcken is a kind of water spirit that through (usually) good music and/or looks tries to drown people.

  • @Findamental174
    @Findamental174 Рік тому +57

    This game IS really odd for a person from The extended Scandinavian area. It shows old stories you May Have heard a few Times in your childhood and that ending Song Is one i Have heard an sang at least a fifty Times but now it is etheral and in swedish.
    Btw: at least in our version in Finland it Tells about The spring and how It is thanks to god.

  • @Rucksack-
    @Rucksack- Рік тому +36

    bro when I was told the story of the kid that was kidnapped by a troll and then with no hesitation tricked the troll to kill himself by cutting his stomach, and then learning that other stories are either on the same level of worse was fukin horrifying. doesn't help that all sculptures of trolls and other folklore creatures we have here look terrifying

  • @thomasway0320
    @thomasway0320 Рік тому +42

    The matchsticks falling out of the box in inspection is so surprising and satisfying

  • @BritShia
    @BritShia Рік тому +43

    remember when john brambled brambled on bramble and then the mountain john brambled all over the king and then bramble then brambled is fun and then bramblbelbabrbalrbelbarblele
    bramble

  • @canibiso
    @canibiso Рік тому +64

    That intro was silly, I like it

  • @laggy-a-cruise7845
    @laggy-a-cruise7845 Рік тому +16

    10:10 We used to sing this after every year in school. There was like 500 kids singing. Hit me right in the feels

  • @David9413
    @David9413 Рік тому +10

    10:50
    Best part is that it actually is just that. Den blomstertid nu kommer is an Swedish folk tune, or psalm, that sings of the beauty of coming summer times and nature.
    12:25
    Yes, that's a very accurate depiction of a creature known as Näcken, which essentially translates to The Nude. It often appears to be a beautiful person playing an instrument or singing to attract victims until they get close enough, where their hideous visage is revealed before they drown them. It's a common tale meant to teach kids to not approach strangers in lakes, no matter how beautiful.

  • @GiroStar01
    @GiroStar01 Рік тому +25

    11:26 when you accidentally pressed the emote button

  • @mavolent6332
    @mavolent6332 Рік тому +75

    the deer gag will never stop getting me, holy shit

  • @louisryan5815
    @louisryan5815 Рік тому +11

    2:08 "I'd probably be pretty confused and upset." - Joshua Tomar

  • @benhazevoet3012
    @benhazevoet3012 Рік тому +17

    That goddamn dear will be the end of me J!

  • @saunshilu
    @saunshilu Рік тому +7

    Nuclear power has over time became one of the BEST FORMS OF ENERGY TO DATE, it's far more green than wind and solar, it's does far less harm maybe even barely to no harm to the environment compared to coal and gas, and fusion/fission has a lung way to go
    And we keep seeing it be fear mongered to the point of them being taken online in Germany

  • @AngryTheGnome
    @AngryTheGnome Рік тому +5

    We gnomes truly have no sense of self preservation, no wonder we are almost extinct... oh is that a bear tr-

  • @Mime0Tron
    @Mime0Tron Рік тому +15

    Was a great stream. She tried to kill us, your honor, we were justified.

  • @ricecooker7037
    @ricecooker7037 Рік тому +4

    Jfj explains how nuclear reactors work in 10 seconds when it took my nuclear physicist friend several hours and four different sources.
    I’m going to da stove his nuclear reactor now :)

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 Рік тому +11

    Lemus the Gigachad, ACTUAL fucking KING.

  • @lxi..
    @lxi.. Рік тому +11

    Wait until JFJ hears about the germans

  • @BobbinRobbin777
    @BobbinRobbin777 Рік тому +5

    Holy fuck, Dark Bramble origin story?!??!
    Man, this really was our very own Outer Wilds.

  • @loudvoices101
    @loudvoices101 Рік тому +15

    Damn already! The J man on his game Nice video!

  • @snowy289
    @snowy289 Рік тому +6

    6:20 gets me every bloody time I rewatch this its just too funny

  • @goodguybjorn
    @goodguybjorn Рік тому +4

    5:56 caught me so fucking off guard I burst out laughing

  • @Myahster
    @Myahster Рік тому +16

    I choke from laughter everytime you use that exploding deer gif. Even a split second of it. Even just a single frame.
    Even while writing this, and thinking about it. My laughter is making me hyperventilate.

  • @humiekitten7818
    @humiekitten7818 Рік тому +17

    Pizza tower incoming

  • @tram1839
    @tram1839 Рік тому +4

    Back in the day us Norwegians emphasise not to go close to deep pools of water or waterfalls, as nøkken may have claimed it, if it plays the fiddle you will end up drowned. If the nøkk is of the appearance of a horse with overgrown hair do not ride it no matter its appeal as when you sit on it its hairs will bind your hands and it will drown you.

  • @nateprice9605
    @nateprice9605 Рік тому +3

    I love the subtle hints to the old gods and ways while this is clearly set in post-christianized Scandinavia. Odins two ravens on a body hanged from a tree and runes scribbled into a spell book. It really shows how Christian Scandinavia kept pagan elements as demonic and dark stories all the way up until today

  • @v-zer0
    @v-zer0 Рік тому +5

    Look, an actually good game based on nordic folklore. I am a happy nordic person

  • @mr.figgles
    @mr.figgles Рік тому +5

    The intro to this video is such a tight and personality packed animation.
    I think these sorts of quick clips interspersed in your videos could really pull their weight. A simple animation that emphasizes the humour of the gameplay, showing up to introduce a chapter of clips, or just something funny that came up in conversation.
    I see a lot in leaning into the simple visual side. You and the community have created such a goofy character, and it’d be a lot of fun to see him more involved in your content, especially in these short sweet and goofy ways.

  • @kosmikaonebladeshy
    @kosmikaonebladeshy Рік тому +6

    our brother in bill, the fleek papa, with his awesome latest video, has made me subscribe to you. what subtlety you have shown in that collab portion, dear sir!

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Рік тому +4

    7:05
    "Bloody skaven."
    -Markus Kruber.

  • @toolazytomakeaname1341
    @toolazytomakeaname1341 Рік тому +5

    22:16 Berserk moment

  • @pollo5165
    @pollo5165 Рік тому +1

    "Really quick. What's the sign language for abortion?"
    *Gets hit with an ad with extremely upbeat and energetic music*

  • @bigmojo1549
    @bigmojo1549 Рік тому +6

    The nords really don’t fuck around huh

  • @barm9919
    @barm9919 Рік тому +1

    First of all: 13:47 is the Joker
    Second of all: What the fuck?
    Third of all: Living in Norway must suck

  • @Inferno144
    @Inferno144 Рік тому +15

    Welcome to Norwegian folklore, historical the most gruesome and depressing known to human history.

  • @Lobotomite-real
    @Lobotomite-real Рік тому +2

    15:49 You bringing deodorant to the anime convention

  • @DirectorPr42069
    @DirectorPr42069 Рік тому +3

    You want depressing music undertones? Well just play Nier Automata.

  • @humanhuman5024
    @humanhuman5024 Рік тому +12

    Happy Mother’s Day y’all!

  • @jacehardin7828
    @jacehardin7828 Рік тому +5

    That druid lady got me feelin some type of way

  • @Toony_Xenon
    @Toony_Xenon Рік тому +2

    J knows about oneyplays?! I hope he has a good opinion, because I like both his and their content.

  • @m.s.1522
    @m.s.1522 Рік тому +5

    The thumbnail art is magnificent

  • @yaBoyMidnightCowboy
    @yaBoyMidnightCowboy Рік тому +4

    6ft vs 5'11

  • @jasonolmez8688
    @jasonolmez8688 Рік тому +2

    When I first saw the thing that kidnapped his sister, all I thought about was gargamel from the smurfs

  • @digitalturtle5144
    @digitalturtle5144 Рік тому +2

    For some reason i thought the thumbnail was among us

  • @Trollganer
    @Trollganer Рік тому +1

    so much kinder smooshen like got dayum

  • @HansGaming355
    @HansGaming355 Рік тому +1

    15:12 bruh i was watching this in a dark room

  • @humiekitten7818
    @humiekitten7818 Рік тому +2

    JFJ based oneyplays enjoyer

  • @Machinewashere
    @Machinewashere Рік тому +1

    Next thing you know the soviets will make their soup too cold and their salad too hot

  • @Foxy_VR_gaming
    @Foxy_VR_gaming Рік тому

    Idk why your thumbnail just makes me think AMONG US!!!!

  • @JUDGE-TONY
    @JUDGE-TONY Рік тому +1

    2:07 you've striped oneyplays to its bare ingredients

  • @Dabajaws
    @Dabajaws Рік тому +1

    21:25 *BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIN!!!!*

  • @leightul
    @leightul Рік тому +1

    21:49 I’d still hit that. Despite the sister smooshing.

  • @fragant47
    @fragant47 Рік тому

    I got an ad right after "alright what's the sign language for abortion" and its just a Pringles ad that says "crave the uncomfortable" I SCRUM SO FUCKEN LOUD

  • @Deathhawkdown
    @Deathhawkdown Рік тому +1

    28:14 “That was nice” he said calmly

  • @anttony7765
    @anttony7765 Рік тому +3

    Nice thumbnail, props to the artist

  • @hossdelgado626
    @hossdelgado626 Рік тому +1

    Welp... uhh... that was a game

  • @Foxster_13
    @Foxster_13 Рік тому +1

    Man, this game is dark.... I knew Norwegian History and Folklore were weird, but.... I had no idea it was so..... twisted....

  • @_jagerbomb
    @_jagerbomb Рік тому +1

    what did the slavs do to jfj to make him so salty😂

  • @theghostofsparta1910
    @theghostofsparta1910 Рік тому +1

    JFJ, i need your help. I must be adopted by Fleekazoid. Help me Pimp..

  • @ScuffedSoldier123
    @ScuffedSoldier123 Рік тому +1

    5’12” mfs

  • @moniker4008
    @moniker4008 Рік тому +2

    The soundtrack of this game is intense

  • @J.D.5
    @J.D.5 Рік тому

    As a slav, i should be offended, but im not, that almost made me choke on my popcorn the joke was so good

  • @Azmobn
    @Azmobn Рік тому +2

    small man

  • @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
    @memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487 Рік тому +1

    4:18
    I want to just see how far i could just Punt on of those gnomes.

  • @doodleguy9491
    @doodleguy9491 Рік тому

    Tomar what would you do if someone broke into your house and ate your beautiful wife Jaxy?

  • @mrping1708
    @mrping1708 Рік тому

    Decided to watch this again while doing dishes and and when it ended the next video I got was demoman tf2 throwing a soup can at me

  • @CerberusCarmine
    @CerberusCarmine Рік тому +46

    this game is so cool. really unique and creative. i saw it on twitter months ago and had a feeling it would be a nice treat! im glad it was!

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel Рік тому +1

    12:38
    I'm dead now

  • @cu_t
    @cu_t Рік тому

    "i dont speak norweigan"i now speak dislike for you sayed the wrong language

  • @deranged5322
    @deranged5322 6 місяців тому

    yes im late. yes im dumb. but that narrator lady is going places.

  • @Alfred_Leonhart
    @Alfred_Leonhart Рік тому

    Happy fucking ending for all let’s go Lemus!

  • @warlerker
    @warlerker Рік тому

    That is a joke zach would ask on Oneyplay-
    Oh look a Deer.

  • @theredroad1
    @theredroad1 Рік тому +1

    *28 STAB WOUNDS*

  • @natsusekai6190
    @natsusekai6190 Рік тому

    this was a terrible vid to watch while eating lmao
    this game's got so much ick in it

  • @wannabechilllp2937
    @wannabechilllp2937 Рік тому

    So... how many swedes went down into the comments to see how many other swedes did the same thing?

  • @daboomerboomie3539
    @daboomerboomie3539 Рік тому

    If someone broke into my house and ate my mom i would just assume it was you.

  • @lukeskymaster
    @lukeskymaster Рік тому

    I have no idea what this game is about all I know is jfj is schizo

  • @SouperWy
    @SouperWy Рік тому

    That one guy in chat mentioning Dying Light 2 is my favorite lmao

  • @pffpffovich2398
    @pffpffovich2398 Рік тому +3

    It was only 2:26 yet here i am crying laughing at that DEER.GIF

  • @someguyonyoutube_812
    @someguyonyoutube_812 Рік тому +2

    Oh look a deer

  • @forged9982
    @forged9982 Рік тому

    loud sock man run from large people who are kind of funny looking

  • @3lectr0nix
    @3lectr0nix Рік тому

    This game is the most boring shit I have ever played

  • @garry9455
    @garry9455 Рік тому +1

    6:24 funny looking guy

  • @peach_cobbler4010
    @peach_cobbler4010 Рік тому

    My favorite German folklore das kindershredder

  • @ububububububububub1667
    @ububububububububub1667 Рік тому +1

    that arby's sound gets me every time