How to Eat Chicken Without Wanting to Kill Yourself

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  • @theoperches7147
    @theoperches7147 9 років тому +9007

    you'd think the gunshots would get annoying after a while, they actually just keep getting funnier

  • @caleblittleton5371
    @caleblittleton5371 4 роки тому +3018

    I love that you can see the beer can move after almost every cut

    • @JoshdaKnight
      @JoshdaKnight 4 роки тому +61

      This is all I can watch on the screen now XD

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +7

      @I may have a small penis but, he puts the "hammer" in "hammer curls"

    • @anthonyashbaugh2231
      @anthonyashbaugh2231 3 роки тому +23

      It’s just a different beer each cut

    • @pdannysan13
      @pdannysan13 2 роки тому +10

      I noticed the same thing. He probably drains them down consecutively.

  • @bobbycigarillo
    @bobbycigarillo 7 років тому +5920

    "Hot sauce is like make up, what's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face."

    • @davidwitt3547
      @davidwitt3547 7 років тому +84

      Chilly "I quoted a quote in a video while quoting a comments quote" fuck you

    • @eliseo8560
      @eliseo8560 6 років тому +37

      David Witt damn quit being a bitch

    • @balajiLILG
      @balajiLILG 6 років тому +21

      seriously how is this guy making up sentences like this lol

    • @mistersadaimusic
      @mistersadaimusic 6 років тому +39

      "Hot sauce has no carbs or calories, and sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has"

    • @rodton1000
      @rodton1000 6 років тому +7

      This guy is a fucking poet

  • @NerosFault
    @NerosFault 6 років тому +891

    „The blandest carb, paired with the blandest meat - what a day.“
    I lost it

  • @usoppn465
    @usoppn465 10 років тому +3782

    Only fitness channel worth watching.

    • @theYJ1
      @theYJ1 10 років тому +36

      Look up the Hodgetwins

    • @MisterCovek
      @MisterCovek 10 років тому +112

      Jesus Lopez Nope, they suck.

    • @usoppn465
      @usoppn465 10 років тому +103

      hodgetwins fell off.

    • @xlucho22x
      @xlucho22x 10 років тому +20

      Jesus Lopez they blow

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 10 років тому +22

      DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA DOOO! Jesus Lopez

  • @iminmissouri8589
    @iminmissouri8589 6 років тому +299

    “Sodium dosent count as long as you don’t read how much it has” this man has me dead all this shit is spot on😂

  • @CatacombsBC
    @CatacombsBC 9 років тому +2978

    one time, i got so sick of chicken i decided to switch it up with some turkey. i love chicken with my whole heart now.

    • @JalladProductions
      @JalladProductions 9 років тому +51

      Cool story bro

    • @eddyezzy1115
      @eddyezzy1115 9 років тому +189

      +GOD IS DEAD cool story, needs more dragons

    • @mikekoz68
      @mikekoz68 9 років тому +133

      Sorry to hear about your dog, Bro

    • @dynamicflashy
      @dynamicflashy 8 років тому +14

      +mikekoz68 Dyslexic high fiev!

    • @sciuresci1403
      @sciuresci1403 7 років тому +9

      I can't express how much i relate to this.

  • @Eusantdac
    @Eusantdac 8 років тому +2747

    "Lastly, salad: no!" LOL

    • @writingnovels053
      @writingnovels053 8 років тому +39

      I fucking died at that part

    • @erikbentley9005
      @erikbentley9005 8 років тому +15

      LMAO DEAD

    • @L3gItSniPZ
      @L3gItSniPZ 7 років тому +9

      im down here right after he said it, trying to find others that agree, i had lol'ed pretty loud

    • @LibertyMapper
      @LibertyMapper 5 років тому +2

      In Germany we have a saying: „Vom Salat schrumpft der Bizeps“, which translates to „the biceps is shrinking from salat“.

  • @Nathaniel066
    @Nathaniel066 8 років тому +1439

    "Your staring at your rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. " BAHAHAHAHA

  • @mrmillartv6277
    @mrmillartv6277 8 років тому +2154

    its weird because he has lots of bodybuilding knowledge but he just puts it in a different con
    text

    • @NateXVII
      @NateXVII 5 років тому +178

      I like how you separated con from text

    • @tdeember219
      @tdeember219 5 років тому +20

      Bruh you know these vids are jokes right

    • @zeshanrahman8849
      @zeshanrahman8849 5 років тому +37

      All his videos are satire. Watch his interview he has up somewhere.

    • @scrums4748
      @scrums4748 5 років тому +18

      Dova_DJS no one said it wasnt

    • @JayAreAitch
      @JayAreAitch 5 років тому +5

      Zeshan Rahman "satire" ehhh if you say so ...

  • @Dafastso
    @Dafastso 9 років тому +514

    half microwaved half chicken sitting in a pool of ebola
    theres a level of on hand creativity you have that a lot of people dont

    • @OmgTurtlezWasHere
      @OmgTurtlezWasHere 5 років тому +17

      Joyson Wildhart did you have a stroke while writing this?

    • @adr3510
      @adr3510 5 років тому +10

      Toigbo did u have a stroke trying to read it?

  • @maximusm0104
    @maximusm0104 8 років тому +545

    id rather kill myaelf than lose my gains thats why its called a DIET. lol im dead

  • @jacobpacheco3165
    @jacobpacheco3165 8 років тому +4647

    i can't watch a single BroScience video without laughing. And i don't even lift. 10/10

    • @R77456
      @R77456 8 років тому +210

      +jacob pacheco Then how do you find it funny if you cant relate to it?

    • @jacobpacheco3165
      @jacobpacheco3165 8 років тому +522

      Because his comedic talent overshadows the topic of the channel

    • @theBoarSkinner
      @theBoarSkinner 8 років тому +119

      Then get lost, smallpox.

    • @theBoarSkinner
      @theBoarSkinner 8 років тому +13

      *****​​​ Wasn't even saying it to you lol. The fact that it didn't make sense should have made it clear. I was responding to OP but I couldn't show that because Google+Tube is retarded. That's not going to happen, ever. I rarely do barbell bench press. I do it with dumbbells mostly. Better for everything except for looking sick and lifting heavier.

    • @jacobpacheco3165
      @jacobpacheco3165 8 років тому +8

      TheDarksyder i will do no such thing

  • @hunkydory4065
    @hunkydory4065 9 років тому +369

    that can of tuna will taste like a gourmet meal after ten + straight days of chicken and rice

    • @117swordsmen
      @117swordsmen 5 років тому

      I have experienced this. ahah

  • @benjirocks333
    @benjirocks333 8 років тому +430

    "Trust me, trUHAUSt me"
    Fucking died

  • @NickMcGowan
    @NickMcGowan 9 років тому +994

    "The edges are starting to turn into bathtub caulk" hahahahahahahaha

    • @FallenSkater1940
      @FallenSkater1940 9 років тому +32

      Nick McGowan The chicken analogies are fucking genius, I don't know how this guys comes up with the shit lmao

    • @NickMcGowan
      @NickMcGowan 9 років тому +1

      Lucid Leaf born with comical talent I suppose haha

  • @luigi4034
    @luigi4034 4 роки тому +75

    Swear to god this man can paint a picture with his words like no one else can. The part about inputing the nuclear launch codes in the microwave to defrost the chicken is spot on.

  • @ramirenriquez6795
    @ramirenriquez6795 8 років тому +252

    The choice of words and side pictures

  • @Rammal67
    @Rammal67 9 років тому +980

    People, at least those who don't meal prep, don't realize the chicken breast struggle. We all know how good chicken is when its right off the oven, grill, pan but when you have to make so much of it and put it in the fridge then throw it into the microwave three days later it tastes like shit.

    • @hallowurm
      @hallowurm 9 років тому +25

      Shia't Ali three days? chicken has a kind of nasty smell the day after

    • @Rammal67
      @Rammal67 9 років тому +49

      hallowurm Refrigerate it.
      When i diet i try to make it two days, but three the most. Some people even use their chicken for a whole week.

    • @FallenSkater1940
      @FallenSkater1940 9 років тому +19

      Shia't Ali then take the effort to prepare meals daily. I love chicken and I wouldn't desecrate it by letting a good cooked meal stagnate in the fridge for 3 days.

    • @MrEverisforever
      @MrEverisforever 9 років тому +1

      Shia't Ali You don't have to do it though.. I cook only for only 1-2 days.

    • @HopeForTheBrokenBand
      @HopeForTheBrokenBand 9 років тому +12

      Shia't Ali i let mine sit a week..lmao

  • @scottmapex7088
    @scottmapex7088 9 років тому +966

    This guy is literally hilarious. Every video he cracks me up.

    • @neckisstiff
      @neckisstiff 9 років тому +1

      Scott Mapex I know... I'm watching all these videos and I'm fucking dying of laughter. My damn stomach hurts!

    • @Alidwee
      @Alidwee 9 років тому +49

      Oh...I thought he was metaphorically hilarious.

    • @scottmapex7088
      @scottmapex7088 9 років тому

      Im sure you did.. Im sure you did.

    • @papaknuthson
      @papaknuthson 9 років тому +5

      +Scott Mapex wtf, how would he be hillarious in a non-literall sense? LOL

    • @choppertj1
      @choppertj1 9 років тому +9

      It's better than your uncle! Trust me..... TRUUUst. Me!!!

  • @nejivegeta6439
    @nejivegeta6439 Рік тому +13

    This is arguably the best bro science video he's ever made

  • @Bull_10RR
    @Bull_10RR 9 років тому +263

    hey try putting mozzarela on top of the grilled chiken breast then pop it in the oven.. pro: the chiken tastes like mozzarela. con: the mozzarela tastes like chiken now.
    placebo has never been better

    • @mathewjavela479
      @mathewjavela479 7 років тому +25

      YOURE NOT BETTER THAN THE CHICKEN BRO@

  • @Lorendrawn
    @Lorendrawn 8 років тому +790

    You can marinate chicken in honey - it tenderizes chicken and stops it from spoiling, making it less old and shitty-tasting. Squeeze lemon juice onto your chicken with your awesome forearm strength, put salt and pepper, then sear both sides very quickly.
    gourmet gains.

    • @HumanoidTyphoon91
      @HumanoidTyphoon91 8 років тому +422

      3:10 Do not think you are better than the chicken! haha

    • @killslay
      @killslay 7 років тому +145

      Honey is just concentrated sugar made by bees, it's not allowed on a lot of diets

    • @DarkestValar
      @DarkestValar 6 років тому +64

      Did you get that information from your uncle

    • @voodoochild3859
      @voodoochild3859 6 років тому +16

      Lorendrawn your being that guy

    • @CaptainJacksIsland
      @CaptainJacksIsland 6 років тому +31

      I like to brine a batch of chicken for 48 hours, butterfly it, and slap each piece on the George Foreman for 5 minutes. Then I'll make either tatziki sauce or melitzanosalata, both easy to make, healthy, great tasting, and keep for a week. 1 hr or less in the kitchen each week and no more dry chicken dipped in BBQ sauce.

  • @72langsky
    @72langsky 5 років тому +116

    Chicken and rice is like eating wet puzzle pieces with bits of eraser 😭

  • @gb12rulez
    @gb12rulez 5 років тому +95

    “Lastly salad, no”
    End of skit lmaoooo

  • @irregulargamer1352
    @irregulargamer1352 9 років тому +225

    you know you could jut put tomorrows chicken in the fridge and not have to nuke it to shit.

    • @RevolutionV12
      @RevolutionV12 9 років тому +4

      Heated and cold chicken taste like shit. Just cook it up fresh.

    • @ganisday6273
      @ganisday6273 9 років тому +68

      +RevolutionV12 yeah he means put in the fridge overnight before you cook it so the next day it will already be thawed.

    • @CadenMotiuk
      @CadenMotiuk 8 років тому

      +RevolutionV12 Fresh... You mean from the freezer? xD

    • @irregulargamer1352
      @irregulargamer1352 8 років тому +33

      +Xbox Beast yeah, just take the frozen chicken put it in the fridge and it will thaw overnight nicely instead of having half nuked chicken that you're going to be cooked into a dry brick.

    • @jamietodd2560
      @jamietodd2560 8 років тому +40

      I do prefer not having to nuke my chicken; it makes a lot less noise and, if you put it in the fridge, by tomorrow it should be dead enough to pluck, cook, and serve with potatoes.

  • @mosesyang4222
    @mosesyang4222 8 років тому +625

    sometimes I grind all that shit up, mix it with water and just chug it as fast as possible

    • @shaddox
      @shaddox 8 років тому +549

      That's the grossest thing I've ever heard

    • @wowftw120
      @wowftw120 8 років тому +76

      So now you're blending your meals into shakes too?

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 8 років тому +159

      I wouldn't serve that shit on death row

    • @brianmannion7097
      @brianmannion7097 8 років тому

      FurRealz ok FurRealz I get ya.....

    • @seesharper8913
      @seesharper8913 8 років тому +48

      Brian Mannion I can do more uncle fucking analogies if you want

  • @DaLeadBull
    @DaLeadBull 9 років тому +308

    Defrosting chicken is the worst! haha bathtub caulk.

  • @James7796ify
    @James7796ify 8 років тому +140

    Guys. The key is Frank's red hot sauce. Shits lit

    • @calebcoyne1808
      @calebcoyne1808 8 років тому +11

      Thats a fact. Have that with anything and it'll be fucking delicious

    • @tincanmaniac1931
      @tincanmaniac1931 4 роки тому +1

      Wing sauce + Carolina reaper mash is delicious. Masks the chicken flavor.

  • @judemiller
    @judemiller 9 років тому +76

    This might be my favorite video on this channel.

    • @Bluetigerrrrr
      @Bluetigerrrrr 8 років тому +4

      +Jude Miller i know, I cloun't stop laughing this guy is a legend

  • @dnazoom6850
    @dnazoom6850 8 років тому +93

    Rubbery piece of bicycle seat.. I'm done bruh this guy is too hilarious

  • @andybell1983
    @andybell1983 7 років тому +31

    This is so true! First time I bought 10kg/22lb of frozen chicken breast off muscle food i froze it all in the same bag it came in. I couldn't figure out a way to defrost it without putting my life at risk when eating it. I tried throwing it about a bit, an ice pick, hammer etc etc. so I did the honourable thing and let it sit in the freezer for two years till it went out of date before tossing it. Thinner /smaller is better as advertised by the Bro.

  • @ryanlynch01
    @ryanlynch01 10 років тому +44

    Chicken brest. Balsamic Vinegar, Cajun spice , olive oil.
    Before starting, preheat the oven to around 180 degrees
    1) butterfly the chicken (cut it almost in half so it opens like a book) google how to if needed
    2) stick it in a bowl, pour over some olive oil, balsamic vinegar and lots of cajun spice, use your hands and rub it all over the chicken, get in about it. Don't be scared, until the chicken is well coated.
    3) Heat a pan with a little olive oil on a high heat, sear the chicken on each side for around 1 minute
    4) Put it on a baking tray, pour any leftover cajun/vinegar/oil mix from the bowl over the chicken and stick in the oven for around 12/15 minutes.
    5) Cut into strips, little BBQ sauce, some thick cut sweet potato fries and a bag of mixed veg, sorted.
    6) Thank me later.

    • @1tsHunt3rFoo1
      @1tsHunt3rFoo1 10 років тому +71

      my house caught of fire, thanks a lot.

    • @ryanlynch01
      @ryanlynch01 10 років тому +1

      ItsHunterFool hahahahah brilliant, seriously tho try it.. best chicken you'll ever have

    • @Condoctuc
      @Condoctuc 10 років тому

      haha ill try it tonight

    • @Hellsway12
      @Hellsway12 10 років тому +2

      how is it going to cook through at 180 degrees for only 15 minutes with a 1 minute sear? lol
      That chicken needs a 165 degree internal temp I cant see that working unless you literally butterflied that breast extremely thin

    • @mcswaggyswag1655
      @mcswaggyswag1655 10 років тому +11

      Youre not better than the fuckin chicken

  • @Sondaze
    @Sondaze 10 років тому +82

    "Thats it, just how to make it taste"

    • @CommonSwense
      @CommonSwense 10 років тому +33

      To say it tastes bad would be giving the chicken too much credit.

    • @Postermaestro
      @Postermaestro 10 років тому +5

      lorassa727 this comment is about as original as the two above you -.-

    • @CommonSwense
      @CommonSwense 10 років тому +1

      it's just Common Swense

  • @ericscheerer4138
    @ericscheerer4138 5 років тому +6

    5 years later and this is still my favorite one

  • @JTNaise
    @JTNaise 8 років тому +1565

    Am I the only one who actually like chicken breast.

    • @JTNaise
      @JTNaise 8 років тому +84

      FuckingRat
      I mostly only used salt and pepper. So yeah I love it.

    • @Luka-st3kk
      @Luka-st3kk 8 років тому +22

      same dude i love it

    • @Wickedtremors
      @Wickedtremors 8 років тому +22

      JTWallance best food in the world

    • @nirolord3180
      @nirolord3180 8 років тому

      JTWallance miiiiii 222

    • @DeepstrikerGundam
      @DeepstrikerGundam 8 років тому +44

      I fucking love chicken. I hit it with Mrs. dash and black pepper. rice I make wth low sodium chicken stock and I do a green vegetable in the steamer. Fucking love tuna too. mix that shit up with some avocado, black pepper, a little veganaise and throw it on some wheat toast

  • @jordan220
    @jordan220 8 років тому +275

    The can moving every few scenes was super distracting haha

    • @NanaoNganba
      @NanaoNganba 8 років тому +1

      lol... true

    • @robertmilak5425
      @robertmilak5425 8 років тому +12

      Lol if he'd rather make a 20 minute long video he would be so drunk lmao

    • @grayh5622
      @grayh5622 8 років тому +59

      Are you kidding? It was comedic gold. He talks about his uncle molesting him, and then the can moves - as in after shooting that scene he had to take a drink to wash away the memories. Its fuckin' genius.

    • @mskorpio8669
      @mskorpio8669 8 років тому

      Milák Róberlol

    • @robertgordon7983
      @robertgordon7983 7 років тому +1

      Yea they have done a couple behind the scenes and they just get super fucking drunk

  • @Vicius2004
    @Vicius2004 8 років тому +58

    I fricken' love eating tuna straight from a can! I do it regularly without even being on a diet.

    • @kliqit
      @kliqit 8 років тому +3

      HOW

    • @Vicius2004
      @Vicius2004 8 років тому +63

      Well... first you open the can. The rest should be pretty straightforward.

    • @отпирайте
      @отпирайте 8 років тому +2

      he didnt mean how how, he meant how. how. how do you eat it without having suicidal thoughts etc. is that just mental strenght?

    • @kudos4201
      @kudos4201 8 років тому +10

      +Ice J it just tastes good. Although i eat in olove oil

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 7 років тому +4

      I fucken love making myself tuna club-sandwiches.
      1) Ezekiel bread
      2) Canned tuna (water)
      3) Cheese, especially parmesan
      4) Seasoning and sauce (oregano and basil, especially)
      Use toast maker (or sandwich maker) mini grill with press. The result will blow your mind )))

  • @Polyrytmi
    @Polyrytmi 10 років тому +9

    I was cooking chicken and got a notifaction on my cellphone that you uploaded a video haha! gonna eat the chicken and watch this now. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY TBH

    • @chrisschell90
      @chrisschell90 10 років тому +5

      Notifaction? Wtf?

    • @Tbergan67
      @Tbergan67 10 років тому

      chrisschell90 Email my dawg.

    • @Archangeldawn
      @Archangeldawn 10 років тому

      chrisschell90 yah bruh, I also got a notification on my phone when Bro Science uploaded this video!

  • @ThailaSkyeVlogs
    @ThailaSkyeVlogs 9 років тому +7

    Best thing I've seen all day. Immediately subscribed.

  • @Swiftafboi113
    @Swiftafboi113 5 років тому +7

    I am scream laughing stuck on the couch from a training injury.... thanks for making the wait process funnier man! SUBSCRIBED

  • @KingElrosTarMinyatur
    @KingElrosTarMinyatur 10 років тому +86

    Doms gotten a lot more aesthetic lately

    • @TheZooCrew
      @TheZooCrew 10 років тому +34

      Part of me think he took the comments about his physique a bit personally. Never mind that the only critics his physique are teenage twinks who think Kali Muscle is what a natty lifter looks like.
      There's no rock-bottom of stupid on youtube. Brandon Campbell gets comments telling him he's small and weak-looking all the time, too.

    • @j3rmaine
      @j3rmaine 10 років тому +5

      TheZooCrew It's hard to see how big someone is on pictures/youtube. That's just how it is. You don't really see it till that person stands next to someone who doesn't even lift.

    • @TheZooCrew
      @TheZooCrew 10 років тому

      Jermaine
      To a point, but there are some pretty obvious differences between natural and geared-up lifters. Also, it's pretty easy to find measurements for youtube lifters like Campbell.

    • @milesx5249
      @milesx5249 10 років тому

      well he doesn't lift, so of course he did.

    • @xXJeReMiAhXx99
      @xXJeReMiAhXx99 10 років тому +6

      Jermaine dom is clearly quite big to anyone who has halfway decent size perception, I'd put him in the 6-6.2 foot range and 190-215 lbs fairly lean.
      I think half the people are trolling with the other half being complete morons.

  • @ZieDoctor
    @ZieDoctor 9 років тому +66

    Your last resort and first resort to making chicken taste is Sriracha sauce.

  • @not-an-astr0naut
    @not-an-astr0naut 4 місяці тому +1

    Dom, this video still hits 9 years later

  • @XBLGR
    @XBLGR 9 років тому +654

    as a British person, body-building chicken is fucking great, sprinkle some pepper on that shit and you're good to go....our food sucks.

    • @noofonehoo
      @noofonehoo 9 років тому +63

      +Sam Lewis britain's the chicken breast of cultures. how do you just conquer the planet and still retain only the shittiest food ideas.

    • @grandin105
      @grandin105 9 років тому +6

      +Albert Fitzgerald you sound almost as gay as your name suggests

    • @way2tehdawn
      @way2tehdawn 9 років тому +11

      +Sam Lewis Speak for yourself mate, my foods fuckin' ace.

    • @albertfitzgerald2309
      @albertfitzgerald2309 9 років тому +2

      Whynotdairy? your food sucks.

    • @HeisenbergT94
      @HeisenbergT94 9 років тому +20

      I'm also from the UK, my food doesn't suck, maybe you just suck at cooking

  • @ObeyKeezy
    @ObeyKeezy 10 років тому +21

    I never laughed so hard in my life, everything he said about chicken, vegetables, rice ,that can of tuna was so me and when he said potato i was thinking sweet potato then i started laughing even harder.

  • @thatshot664
    @thatshot664 5 років тому +196

    Sometimes I think he is the smartest man alive. I mean it literally requires an iq of 5000 to make his analogies.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn 3 роки тому +4

      straight up this is some of the best standup I've ever seen. and the choices of little pictures he inserts on the side double that

  • @Hellmarch123
    @Hellmarch123 9 років тому +43

    Wait... is he saying sweet potatoes are better then the regular? So much sarcasm i got lost.

    • @hallowurm
      @hallowurm 9 років тому +1

      Hellmarch at least they are more of a bodybuilding food

  • @JHutchGAMES
    @JHutchGAMES 10 років тому +77

    OMFG DUDE THIS DUDE IS THE FUNNIEST DUDE IVE SEEN IN AWHILE!!!! HAVENT LAUGHED THIS MUCH IN AWHILE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 10 років тому +11

      Seriously.

    • @Cronoro
      @Cronoro 9 років тому +3

      Same here man. Funny as fuck LOL!

    • @natescraggles825
      @natescraggles825 9 років тому +1

      JHutchGAMES Check out Hodge Twins. Or TwinMuscleWorkout

    • @JHutchGAMES
      @JHutchGAMES 9 років тому

      I know hodge twins haha

    • @lololololololol444
      @lololololololol444 9 років тому +1

      Nathan Schrage bro science is funnier

  • @christopherfischer6998
    @christopherfischer6998 5 років тому +5

    “Before your brain realizes A: You’re eating chicken; and B: You fucking hate yourself.” That killed me😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Buzzy913
    @Buzzy913 8 років тому +74

    My microwave has a defrost function.Throw the chicken in, hit the button, and walk the fuck away. It figures out how long and how hot to defrost it.
    HALLELUJAH; HOLY SHIT.

    • @smy202
      @smy202 8 років тому +4

      +Buzzy913 post a video. i wanna see if you're lying. $10 say's your chicken is being cooked just like he said in the vid. :)

    • @Buzzy913
      @Buzzy913 8 років тому +3

      DStang Just Google it mate, I guarantee I'm not the only person in history with a working defrost microwave.

    • @m0rbidh0rr0r
      @m0rbidh0rr0r 8 років тому +1

      +Buzzy913 Yeah dipshit, but is the end result like he said? Go get mommy to tell you about it.

    • @Buzzy913
      @Buzzy913 8 років тому +7

      +m0rbidh0rr0r It defrosts the chicken. If you need mommy to understand that for you, that's fine, but I just hit the defrost.

    • @smy202
      @smy202 8 років тому +2

      Everyone's microwave has a defrost function... Doesn't mean it still doesn't cook the fuckin chicken. Scrubs!

  • @LongLongLists
    @LongLongLists 9 років тому +18

    I thought he was stood in a really deep sink at first

    • @wille7319
      @wille7319 6 років тому +1

      L fucking Mao, can't unsee.

  • @cherrybomb921
    @cherrybomb921 2 місяці тому +1

    After all these years i still think this is the funniest video.

  • @KajinGnX
    @KajinGnX 10 років тому +8

    "Sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has" LOL

  • @scars1987
    @scars1987 8 років тому +26

    "Lastly salad: NO!" Laughed so hard

  • @kevinssoloobeasley3365
    @kevinssoloobeasley3365 8 років тому +817

    Vegan gains does not approves

    • @Johanisnotreal
      @Johanisnotreal 8 років тому +60

      All hail clorox that guy doesn't approve of anything

    • @Binkie003
      @Binkie003 8 років тому +122

      All hail clorox "Vegan gains" don't exist.

    • @tsukasasagawa1894
      @tsukasasagawa1894 7 років тому +43

      LP OLPM An actual crazy person, or someone cashing in on the crazy persona. He would rather save a cow from a slaughter house than a human child from a burning car.

    • @kylebarany
      @kylebarany 7 років тому +11

      vegen gays is pretty dumb you cant stop cows from being slaughered nonetheless so its pointless also what do you do with a cow? i guess you could sell it...

    • @kylebarany
      @kylebarany 7 років тому +4

      i like vegetables but i dont like vegen gains cuz he wants to kill people

  • @DonChelione
    @DonChelione 10 років тому +4

    5:10 Rice. Fucking great. The blandest carb, panned with the blandest meat. What a day.
    Cracked me up

  • @sarahzastrow1616
    @sarahzastrow1616 5 років тому +7

    "Hot sauce is makeup, underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." 🤣

  • @Whatevadantewante
    @Whatevadantewante Рік тому +1

    This is the most accurate description of chicken. I had to cone back to this cuz this is exactly what I have to eat as a part of my pre op diet.

  • @TheTsugnawmi2010
    @TheTsugnawmi2010 10 років тому +331

    As a black man I am obliged to dislike this video. Sorry bro. It's a matter of principle. lol
    (_reads comment thread underneath_) Wow...So many people can't take a joke. And so many others take this comment waaaay too seriosuly Wow... XD

    • @ANeonTiger
      @ANeonTiger 10 років тому +30

      He's talking about cooked chicken that's actually healthy, not KFC.

    • @TheTsugnawmi2010
      @TheTsugnawmi2010 10 років тому +18

      ANeonTiger And I'm talking about chicken in general. Black people do eat healthily. Racist exposed.

    • @kakamaru5
      @kakamaru5 10 років тому +10

      ANeonTiger real black people don't eat KFC. It's all about Popeye's. B-)

    • @Edd90k_
      @Edd90k_ 10 років тому +4

      What the fuck are you on about? Just for pulling that shit from under your arse makes you racist yourself, dumbnut.

    • @kakamaru5
      @kakamaru5 10 років тому

      ***** hell yeah bro.

  • @denisdimitrov5995
    @denisdimitrov5995 8 років тому +33

    Man this is a comedy channel and the sad truth is that everything he says is true.

    • @jefffawcett
      @jefffawcett 7 років тому +3

      the best comedy always starts from truth

  • @mattmillman7858
    @mattmillman7858 4 місяці тому

    You are out of control uniquely funny and creative. How the fuck do you not have your own Netflix series? Appreciate you brother. All the way from Australia 🙌🏼🔥

  • @raisingrobertsons7617
    @raisingrobertsons7617 9 років тому +47

    My husband power lifts and showed me this video. I was about to puke over how much chicken boobs ive been prepping. Thank you

  • @sebastianprice8760
    @sebastianprice8760 7 років тому +5

    This, without a doubt, is his funniest video. The chicken struggle is real.

  • @mehmetberke5121
    @mehmetberke5121 3 роки тому

    This channel is a gold mine bruhh.

  • @CurlyHeadedFark
    @CurlyHeadedFark 10 років тому +5

    After eating tuna everyday for 2 months straight I smile everytime I sit down to eat my chicken.

  • @MrSurvivalgecoLP
    @MrSurvivalgecoLP 5 років тому +11

    "Unless you wanna spend mor time BUYING meat, than BEING meat" You had me there

  • @benis9965
    @benis9965 4 роки тому +1

    tuna canned in olive oil is godly, also, if you don't like the texture of old chicken, fucking blend it to powder and enjoy

  • @jfkshotfirst7723
    @jfkshotfirst7723 5 років тому +11

    As someone who eats a can of tuna a day I can confirm doms description to be quite accurate

    • @throwaway999able
      @throwaway999able 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't that bad to do because of the mercury content? Supposed to wait a couple days between cand

  • @zenergetic_8299
    @zenergetic_8299 3 роки тому +5

    The microwave chicken defrosting bit was beyond accurate. So irritating lol

  • @bakters
    @bakters 8 років тому +10

    Chicken pancakes! - Make a pancake dough, throw in thin slices of chicken breast and those veggies which invade your fridge. Mix it, spice to taste, let it sit for a while (optional), then fry it all into delicious little cakes of goodness.
    Thank me later. ;-)

    • @2pink1stink
      @2pink1stink 6 років тому

      bakters hell yah I'm trying this

  • @Kmk157
    @Kmk157 9 років тому +79

    1. Come to Serbia.
    2. Buy shitloads of ajvar.
    3. Eat tuna and ajvar.
    4. Profit.

    • @Kmk157
      @Kmk157 9 років тому +63

      ***** Or you could do that, yes.

    • @Kmk157
      @Kmk157 9 років тому +1

      George orwell Its this thing that makes tuna taste good :D. Makes many other things taste good as well.

    • @jordanmelville2093
      @jordanmelville2093 9 років тому +4

      ***** Or i could say fuck going to Serbia, and buy some light fucking mayo. That makes tuna taste better and saves me the fucking travel.

    • @Kmk157
      @Kmk157 9 років тому +14

      Jordan Melville Mayo and tuna? You are a madman! Might as well put mayo in soup.

    • @Kmk157
      @Kmk157 9 років тому +4

      Jordan Melville I have no idea why it looks like that to u. If u get a chance u should try it, its really good. And a guy over the internet told u so, so you know its true.

  • @thomasoneal4499
    @thomasoneal4499 8 років тому +8

    This is one of the best videos I have ever seen on youtube. The thought of eating chicken after 5 straight days makes me want to jump off of a bridge.

  • @loganbelt9681
    @loganbelt9681 8 років тому +2

    Why the fuck can't dom make good vids like this anymore??! Is it too much to ask for quality content? I'd kill for a new Dom Mazzetti video on his old channel. That shit was pure gold.

  • @alamerri1
    @alamerri1 10 років тому +5

    watching this high is the best thing ive ever done...ever

  • @dylanrehman9339
    @dylanrehman9339 6 років тому +4

    Damn I read chicken as children 3 times before understanding the title of this video, wouldve been a wild ride

  • @tangocharlie9291
    @tangocharlie9291 9 місяців тому +1

    2024, and this shit is still funny for the 75th time I’ve watched it.
    “bathtub caulk” kills me.

  • @Perkele_Itse
    @Perkele_Itse 8 років тому +12

    The shit this Bro does is so fucking hilarious, because it's from the every day struggle of a real person going to the gym, not some pro level BB :D

  • @SuperMmmm33
    @SuperMmmm33 9 років тому +54

    1. chicken breast
    2. marinade in lemon juice
    3. tenderise breast by beating it until its about 2-3cm thick.
    4. season with lebanese bbq spice meat rub
    5. grill on charcoal bbq
    6. enjoy the best chicken breast known to humanity.

    • @xchillxdawgx
      @xchillxdawgx 9 років тому +126

      Where do you buy the lesbian bbq rub?

    • @SuperMmmm33
      @SuperMmmm33 9 років тому +5

      Lebanese*

    • @SSSDiaz7
      @SSSDiaz7 9 років тому +2

      SuperMmmm33 Chicken breast ain't all that bad if you are prepared with the right
      ingredients, there are too many ingredients to list but 2 or more of
      these together will make chicken breast taste good, as always, paring it
      up with other foods is always beneficial.
      1. Lime Juice or Vinegar
      2. Soy Sauce
      3. Teriyaki Sauce
      4. Green Onions
      5. Oregano
      6. Parsley/ Tyme

    • @DisabledCreation
      @DisabledCreation 9 років тому +1

      SuperMmmm33 Nobody got time for that shit lol

    • @SuperMmmm33
      @SuperMmmm33 9 років тому

      DisabledCreation It actually saves you a lot of time throughout the week if you cook in bulk on one day lol.

  • @turboking95
    @turboking95 8 років тому +1

    3:05 "Hot sauce is make-up. What's underneath is a reality you're not trying to face." lmfao XD

  • @meditativebanjo368
    @meditativebanjo368 10 років тому +12

    Man you're looking great. You look like you're down 2-3% bodyfat. Congrats man.

    • @BarryBizzle
      @BarryBizzle 10 років тому +13

      Im guessing you meant 12/13%?

    • @thebatoussai
      @thebatoussai 10 років тому +6

      2%-3% is more like Bruce Lee

    • @CH1PP3NDAL3
      @CH1PP3NDAL3 10 років тому +70

      He went down BY about 2%. Joseph never said down TO 2% :D

    • @DogginsFroggins
      @DogginsFroggins 10 років тому

      giovanni velasquez l2 English

    • @n8dawg414
      @n8dawg414 10 років тому +7

      Kega89 *claps* You sir have won the internet. I never thought that someone on here could English.

  • @ljeonjko
    @ljeonjko 10 років тому +125

    since when is chicken discusting?

    • @xXSuperFrogXx
      @xXSuperFrogXx 10 років тому +31

      Since .. ever ?

    • @tomelliott9
      @tomelliott9 10 років тому +175

      Since when is it spelled "Discusting"?

    • @PaPWPW
      @PaPWPW 10 років тому +2

      xXSuperFrogXx Lemme introduce you to mayonnaise garlic and parsley

    • @kamehameha30
      @kamehameha30 10 років тому +22

      Since it had absolutely no flavour and was easy as fuck to overcook so it tastes like the sole of a shoe...so yeah, since ever, basically

    • @AlchemistTongueDrums
      @AlchemistTongueDrums 10 років тому +50

      Anything eaten 5+ days in large quantities gets old FAST.

  • @EfferverscinElephant
    @EfferverscinElephant 8 років тому +1

    Love this guy! Beer don't count! I tend to agree. My drinking and pot use has never hindered me.

  • @shinom0ri
    @shinom0ri 7 років тому +13

    "Rice... The blandest carb paired with the blandest meat..." "What a day!" :D

  • @OwenPrescott
    @OwenPrescott 10 років тому +5

    Eat the chicken alive, you get the added benefit of a cardio workout trying to catch it.

  • @zacharycarman3465
    @zacharycarman3465 6 років тому

    This is actually the funniest video I’ve seen on UA-cam in a while

  • @TrailBolt
    @TrailBolt 10 років тому +5

    This is my life. Living on eggs and chicken every day of the week. Only way to bear the taste is to douse it in tobasco and burn your taste buds so you don't have to taste it anymore.

    • @KalElKryptonsFinest
      @KalElKryptonsFinest 10 років тому +2

      Try Jerk seasoning. It'll make chicken taste like it was made for your mouth. This falls into the category of putting things that taste good on chicken.

  • @mattvon1034
    @mattvon1034 7 років тому +5

    4:55 the beer gravitates towards dom

    • @mojojojo3852
      @mojojojo3852 3 місяці тому +1

      Big things attract. Bistein

  • @adriaan9944
    @adriaan9944 4 роки тому +1

    Literally the best video I've ever seen

  • @PiotrKolonko
    @PiotrKolonko 9 років тому +5

    I took your advice. Right now, my chicken is more shredded than me. It's a nasty joke.

  • @UziNecromancer
    @UziNecromancer 10 років тому +24

    Actually i fucking love eating tuna straight from the can i think it tastes great

    • @Macker875
      @Macker875 10 років тому +30

      But you dont lift.

    • @malman0789
      @malman0789 10 років тому +3

      You're like this weird intern we had at work who ate wet chicken out of a can for lunch. It was so gross.

    • @flam3dout
      @flam3dout 10 років тому

      ***** mix it in with rice and mix the rice and tuna up, it's pretty damn good. just drain the water first, it makes the rice taste like shit

    • @Battlefield3JET
      @Battlefield3JET 10 років тому +3

      It's actually good, I just bought 50 cans of tuna with olive oil inside of it. Because dayum, I made 1 mistake last year, which was buying 20 tuna cans with water, they were DRYYYYYYYYYYY AS FUCKKKKKKKKKK. eating 1 fucking can took like 40 minutes..

    • @EOzzieMusic
      @EOzzieMusic 10 років тому +1

      Make a Tuna Sandwich with: Tuna (in sunflower oil), red onions, tomatoes, lettuce, a little bit of huney mustard sauce. So delicious.

  • @joes2133
    @joes2133 4 роки тому

    love this vid, one of my favorite broscience videos

  • @thedeester100
    @thedeester100 9 років тому +7

    I had to pause this video so I could breathe again! I was laughing so hard at none stop funny.

  • @YunisRajab
    @YunisRajab 9 років тому +15

    Lastly, salad. NO

  • @Sparkk
    @Sparkk 5 років тому +2

    I make these nice ass chicken wraps with pepper and cucumber and some seasoning. Very nice and it’s impossible to get sick of

  • @UselessRambling
    @UselessRambling 8 років тому +3

    When I was trying to eat healthy a few years ago I ate so much chicken it got to the point where I gagged whenever I smelled it

  • @hoodaticus
    @hoodaticus 4 роки тому +5

    LMFAO my freezer is literally filled with those bags rn.

  • @sorkeror
    @sorkeror 3 роки тому +1

    You can actually cook the chicken gently in the oven with some lemon juice, garlic, black pepper and paprika and/or other spices and herbs to get delicious juicy chicken.

  • @P0rQpine
    @P0rQpine 8 років тому +4

    At 1:11 you could see the beer can moving. Signs of illuminati strong here

  • @JohnLick96
    @JohnLick96 8 років тому +653

    Is it me or does Dom look slightly more cut in this video?

    • @UpfrontGen216
      @UpfrontGen216 8 років тому +92

      sonofaballer96 it's the good lighting but he's already cut as hell so.....

    • @JohnLick96
      @JohnLick96 8 років тому +2

      Dylan Vogt lol

    • @0liverr94
      @0liverr94 8 років тому +30

      sonofaballer96 yeah, cut into more crack cocaine

    • @innerpeacesoundscape
      @innerpeacesoundscape 8 років тому +5

      Yes he does! I think that he's retaining less water in this video.

    • @kdashq8947
      @kdashq8947 8 років тому +59

      he did a pump inbetween takes hehehe