What Would You Do If This Was Your Teacher?

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  • @BlackTheEngineer
    @BlackTheEngineer 7 років тому +728

    if there was a group of dudes around 18-26 sitting near them, all you would hear is applause to this young dude and the guys saying "you did what we all couldn't"

    • @LoneDovah
      @LoneDovah 7 років тому +56

      bigSPACE realist shit anybody has said in this comment section

    • @lil_vault_boy4201
      @lil_vault_boy4201 7 років тому +14

      TheLoneDovahkiin Honestly on the video of this they have up on their channel this is what everybody was saying what they would do.

    • @LoneDovah
      @LoneDovah 7 років тому +32

      I LOVE YOU everyone was saying that they would smash not that some bystanders of the same age would be cheering him on

    • @lildawnofficial5112
      @lildawnofficial5112 7 років тому +23

      bigSPACE if that was the case they would be so happy slapping this young man up with the high five. And saying shit like you get to smash the hot teacher congrats you did what we fails to do

    • @dysxlicwan7833
      @dysxlicwan7833 5 років тому

      Omg thank you

  • @mwbgaming28
    @mwbgaming28 5 років тому +2862

    To quote south park
    Where were all these sex crazed teachers when I was in school?

    • @blakemg0668
      @blakemg0668 5 років тому +18

      MWB Gaming 69 likes, nice

    • @blakemg0668
      @blakemg0668 5 років тому +12

      I would like it but the numbers perfect

    • @zaki9804
      @zaki9804 5 років тому +75

      Wouldn't be so funny if the genders were swapped wouldn't it

    • @FormerPessitheRobberfan
      @FormerPessitheRobberfan 5 років тому +26

      @@zaki9804 here's the thing. Men are stronger than women even at fourteen. So a young male getting this done to him isn't as much of a big deal.

    • @argon2423
      @argon2423 5 років тому +72

      Suraj's Opinion Is Bettern't Bruh, ima pretend you didn’t say that. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be up for it all day if that was my teacher.

  • @ysl8163
    @ysl8163 5 років тому +4016

    Lemme catch my son not smashing that teacher

    • @davis81
      @davis81 5 років тому +31

      Yeah

    • @ProjectKingpin
      @ProjectKingpin 5 років тому +168

      My son better smash, take pics, and get a video.

    • @hermes7330
      @hermes7330 5 років тому +8

      Fo0t_Soulja weird

    • @dantdm4972
      @dantdm4972 5 років тому +13

      I saw you comments on a XXXTentacion song and I really appreciate your choice in music

    • @ErezYehuda
      @ErezYehuda 5 років тому +37

      i would be proud for him smashing her

  • @souwcanbollzack4220
    @souwcanbollzack4220 5 років тому +1591

    I would be so pissed if one of these self righteous karens ruined a situation like this for me

    • @ijustpulledthetrigger5482
      @ijustpulledthetrigger5482 5 років тому +25

      Same

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 5 років тому +56

      CO 05 fucking Karens...

    • @dianitestar1234
      @dianitestar1234 4 роки тому +17

      that’s why you fight back and start mouthing off protect your rights and tell the old farts to fuck off and mind their own business because it’s your life not theirs 👍

    • @murkwithasmirk6877
      @murkwithasmirk6877 4 роки тому +30

      That's when you say you have a disease that makes you stay lookin like a kid

    • @illuminatiemployer4199
      @illuminatiemployer4199 4 роки тому +2

      Tru so tru

  • @allard4605
    @allard4605 7 років тому +923

    if that was my teacher, i would pull out my AK

    • @unknownFluff
      @unknownFluff 7 років тому +5

      The allard Eugene... we already discussed about this

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 7 років тому

      The allard L.

    • @illuminatikingtrunks1066
      @illuminatikingtrunks1066 7 років тому +4

      The allard Get the Draco everyone were going Eugene Hunting.

    • @section4344
      @section4344 7 років тому +9

      I'll make sure to have my Rejack ready.

    • @toxicleader8293
      @toxicleader8293 7 років тому

      The allard not if my m16 has anything to say about it

  • @pnitbudder7318
    @pnitbudder7318 5 років тому +2814

    bro, if my teacher was hot and she was tryin to get this meat, I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT IMA DO, IMA GET UP IN THEM WALLS

  • @hectorhernandez7929
    @hectorhernandez7929 5 років тому +1051

    Grandpa interrupted because he was tryna get into grandmas walls 😂😂

    • @murkwithasmirk6877
      @murkwithasmirk6877 4 роки тому +16

      I just commented the exact same thing lol

    • @hectorhernandez7929
      @hectorhernandez7929 4 роки тому +6

      Murk with a Smirk bro we’re literally the same 😲😲

    • @Khe2BVevo
      @Khe2BVevo 4 роки тому +4

      😂

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 4 роки тому +5

      The altercation grandma had with the hot teacher was turning him on I think

    • @mrclean3546
      @mrclean3546 4 роки тому +2

      That’s what I was thinking lmao 😂

  • @rantsaremything7066
    @rantsaremything7066 5 років тому +3328

    The real crime here is homeboy never got to smash
    Edit: holy shit 👀 yall really like this comment that much?

    • @biggreenleaf7035
      @biggreenleaf7035 5 років тому +177

      Bro if I had a son and I found out they were doing that I'd be proud of him 😂

    • @rantsaremything7066
      @rantsaremything7066 5 років тому +44

      @@biggreenleaf7035 fr

    • @hac3359
      @hac3359 5 років тому +59

      @@biggreenleaf7035 Achievement Unlocked

    • @AvianKing
      @AvianKing 5 років тому +47

      @@biggreenleaf7035 Id have let him smash too tbh, especially if my son was dead set on it

    • @jurajanal2277
      @jurajanal2277 5 років тому +19

      I would treat my son like God

  • @fieldyznuts997
    @fieldyznuts997 7 років тому +493

    i had this one science teacher and..... oh man i would give my left arm to dive in that

    • @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688
      @icouldntcomeupwithanorigin2688 7 років тому +21

      I'd give up my private parts in return for her head, if you know what I mean

    • @geodamenace3852
      @geodamenace3852 7 років тому +2

      Fieldy Znuts you need you left arm

    • @jackmcmillan4779
      @jackmcmillan4779 7 років тому +2

      Fieldy Znuts same my science teacher is fine

    • @Starboy-cp5dk
      @Starboy-cp5dk 7 років тому

      Fieldy Znuts you better be right handed..especially after she gets arrested😎😉

    • @tylertaylor7661
      @tylertaylor7661 7 років тому +1

      Fieldy Znuts love your profile pick

  • @stephencurry4835
    @stephencurry4835 7 років тому +1449

    She's a UA-cam hero level 100.

    • @fred2995
      @fred2995 7 років тому +4

      Stephen Curry yo

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 7 років тому

      Screaming Saiyan I've been here since mw3.

    • @fred2995
      @fred2995 7 років тому +1

      Stephen Curry all I know is I've been here a long time.i don't track stuff

    • @stephencurry4835
      @stephencurry4835 7 років тому

      Screaming Saiyan I've been noticing more anime people as well.

    • @kay6230
      @kay6230 7 років тому

      Lmao

  • @uptown_rider8078
    @uptown_rider8078 5 років тому +901

    Bro, if my teacher was hot, I’ll be wanting some *cough cough* tutoring sessions

    • @ShubSho
      @ShubSho 5 років тому +8

      Black Crow625, *SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!*

    • @Minimumwagesimulator
      @Minimumwagesimulator 4 роки тому +21

      Hot teacher: *exists*
      Me: you hear that little buddy?

    • @jenniebrunk
      @jenniebrunk 4 роки тому

      @@Minimumwagesimulator did you mean hear

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 4 роки тому

      @@jenniebrunk r/wooooooooosh

    • @libertyprime398
      @libertyprime398 4 роки тому +6

      And the cough cough fbi will want to meet with her

  • @TheGamerProBeardBro
    @TheGamerProBeardBro 4 роки тому +495

    *Gold Diggers Smash*
    Birdman: WRONG
    *Smashing robot*
    Birdman: WRONG
    *Teacher smash 12 yr old*
    Birdman: AUUGGHHHH YEEAA

    • @s.s5933
      @s.s5933 4 роки тому +27

      Kinda messed up. I hope he's joking

    • @emmafox9752
      @emmafox9752 4 роки тому +25

      @@s.s5933 me too...does he not realize how wrong it is? And that it's also illegal? I normally like his videos but this one bothered me.

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 4 роки тому +29

      my man is tryna smash and karen ruined it for him smh

    • @marcca45
      @marcca45 4 роки тому +25

      He is 14, old enough to know what he is doing, if she's not forcing him I don't see the problem. I personally wouldn't mind if a teacher came to me

    • @GravelGuerrilla
      @GravelGuerrilla 4 роки тому +1

      Philosophically incoherent

  • @scagliettibrown4124
    @scagliettibrown4124 7 років тому +588

    Was about to take up 3 seats by man spreading, but birdman uploaded

  • @thesorrow619
    @thesorrow619 7 років тому +1987

    lmao but it would be fucked up if the teacher was a guy and the student a girl

    • @trustinid6721
      @trustinid6721 7 років тому +183

      THE SORROW yeah
      I mean, I can't say if Bman was joking or not, but I genuinely hate that double standard

    • @lehthatbihdrop590
      @lehthatbihdrop590 7 років тому +32

      THE SORROW yea but... It's different

    • @dinoworld112
      @dinoworld112 7 років тому +79

      Why it's fucked up because its an under age child? what does gender have to do with it..

    • @thesorrow619
      @thesorrow619 7 років тому +1

      Leh That Bih Drop I know

    • @thesorrow619
      @thesorrow619 7 років тому +6

      dinoworld112 it's a joke, besides it's true.

  • @MrBirba2011
    @MrBirba2011 5 років тому +422

    The "I catch on quickly" at 4:07 made me laugh so much that I didn't catch on with my life since then😂😂😂

    • @biggreenleaf7035
      @biggreenleaf7035 5 років тому +10

      He should have said "I know my way around the inner workings of a woman lemme prove it"

  • @mudaman22
    @mudaman22 5 років тому +390

    Yo let me catch my son saying,"I catch on quickly" 😂

  • @crazyvr1023
    @crazyvr1023 7 років тому +263

    Shit, if this was my son I would fucking congratulate him. All she's doing is fulfilling that young mans fantasies.

    • @lil_vault_boy4201
      @lil_vault_boy4201 7 років тому

      Crazy VR I'd say one thing.

    • @NATEDAWG977
      @NATEDAWG977 7 років тому +37

      Crazy VR if that was my son id say son i am no longer the father you are mine teach me son teach me the way

    • @crazyvr1023
      @crazyvr1023 7 років тому

      Jeraboa JumpingMouse yea that's true. It's different when the genders are switched.

    • @NATEDAWG977
      @NATEDAWG977 7 років тому +3

      Jeraboa JumpingMouse thats not rape thats a blessing

    • @irinalupu3611
      @irinalupu3611 7 років тому +5

      well, i wouldnt mind if a hot ass woman would be hitting on me. but since i m a minor and she s not, it would be considered pedophilia

  • @TotallyNotALolicon
    @TotallyNotALolicon 6 років тому +2218

    Well we all know Birdman didn't get any from his teachers

    • @jacobwebb8818
      @jacobwebb8818 6 років тому +129

      SC Garrett or got it from every single one. No in between

    • @me_Gustav
      @me_Gustav 6 років тому +1

      +Assasinpiggles which is highly unlikely lol

    • @av3_spacenerd836
      @av3_spacenerd836 6 років тому +2

      SC Garrett I

    • @trumpasurasjunior2831
      @trumpasurasjunior2831 6 років тому +7

      SC Garrett and you did like it is normal or something

    • @efrain5728
      @efrain5728 6 років тому +5

      SC Garrett neither did you

  • @u142
    @u142 4 роки тому +597

    Pros:
    Sex with teacher
    Perfect grades
    Street cred
    Cons:
    Uhhh nothing

    • @geoDB.
      @geoDB. 4 роки тому +54

      aids

    • @N4orEditor
      @N4orEditor 4 роки тому +19

      @@geoDB. i think condoms prevent that shit, but hes 12 so he doesnt know shit

    • @marcca45
      @marcca45 4 роки тому +8

      @@N4orEditor 14* he knows

    • @gamevoid3684
      @gamevoid3684 4 роки тому +5

      Aids, jail time,

    • @FilipkuzmanovShylam
      @FilipkuzmanovShylam 4 роки тому +5

      We'll if she is forsing shit on me/him its a con

  • @xanderwilliams8400
    @xanderwilliams8400 4 роки тому +163

    "I'm gonna be your worst nightmare."
    She be watching way too many soap operas 🤣😂

    • @stitchman4856
      @stitchman4856 4 роки тому +13

      Literally every Karen thinks they are doomguy to anybody and everybody

    • @brynsols481
      @brynsols481 3 роки тому

      She should have told them, "And I will be the last thing you'll ever see!"

  • @1251mesi
    @1251mesi 7 років тому +2094

    I'm supposed to be playing FarmVille but TheJuan27 keeps cutting my grass

    • @corndog1990
      @corndog1990 7 років тому +72

      lol the fact that you actually still play the game

    • @1251mesi
      @1251mesi 7 років тому +79

      pugmasterpro 69 U acc play it? 😂 fuckin eugene

    • @wafflezyup5089
      @wafflezyup5089 7 років тому +5

      Attack of the Mac god damnit I knew this exact comment would be here

    • @Lol-tc2id
      @Lol-tc2id 7 років тому

      lmfao

    • @fruitarmy4266
      @fruitarmy4266 7 років тому +3

      Attack of the Mac this meme was way dead on 2016

  • @nyyempire
    @nyyempire 7 років тому +369

    Angela white bad AF 🔥😻

  • @Sir_AYL_
    @Sir_AYL_ 5 років тому +406

    5:19 THAT HUMPBACK WHALE WAS JEALOUS SHE COULDN’T GET ANY MEAT LOL😂😂😂

  • @EzequielMiz
    @EzequielMiz 5 років тому +279

    Let me catch my son pick a public spot to hang out with a hot teacher

    • @LOCKK3TT
      @LOCKK3TT 4 роки тому +28

      Hey he’s just trying to show off

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 3 роки тому

      He just likes the challenge

    • @nekosaiyajin8529
      @nekosaiyajin8529 3 роки тому

      So you can give him a big high5 and take him to the football game? Great dad you are

  • @liljimmy4940
    @liljimmy4940 7 років тому +287

    birdman sounds like a gheto kermit

    • @areadenial2343
      @areadenial2343 7 років тому +29

      What has been heard cannot be unheard

    • @toxicman9128
      @toxicman9128 7 років тому +4

      Lil Jimmy
      Kermit ths frog here...

    • @DomoDev
      @DomoDev 7 років тому

      SILVER WING ELITE my nigga I watch that UA-cam channel too

    • @DreamOnDamu
      @DreamOnDamu 7 років тому +1

      I always thought he sounded like scarce doing a mentally challenged kermit impression. only some of the time

    • @sharpnail8806
      @sharpnail8806 7 років тому

      When I saw him I said
      *This nigga gay*

  • @tinaspringer651
    @tinaspringer651 6 років тому +734

    Teacher hitting on student what would you do? Ask how I enroll in that class

  • @The_Comic_Geek
    @The_Comic_Geek 5 років тому +237

    I think gramps was just backing up his wife to get some

    • @stitchman4856
      @stitchman4856 4 роки тому +11

      Lmao he simpin

    • @stopmotionpro233
      @stopmotionpro233 4 роки тому +17

      No you cant simp with youre wife he actualy got in them wals a simp would never be able to do that

    • @The_Comic_Geek
      @The_Comic_Geek 4 роки тому +10

      @@stopmotionpro233 ya got a point

  • @samuelkelsey6501
    @samuelkelsey6501 5 років тому +58

    What would I do?
    Scenario 1: I’m the student. I’ll be telling my teacher we ain’t meeting in no public place for all the world to see. We going old school of skillfully and nonchalantly leaving notes for each other. No need for giving each other long eye stares, hand signals, and gestures of any kind during class to give it all away, let alone 8n a public place. Telling her we need to be covert af. Then I’m going to pound town on her later on that day.
    Scenario 2: I’m a bystander. If I see that happening, you know damn well I’m going to clock block this young man because this is the real world where it’s every man for himself. Going to teach him a valuable lesson of if you ain’t going to fight for that piece, then step aside son and let a real man show you how it’s done. Plus I’d be telling her why settle for this little boy when you can have a real man since you a real woman and all.
    Scenario 3: I’m a bystander, but things are different. If I see that happening I’d wait for her to leave for a moment, go over to the young man and tell him some things on what to do. I’d also tell him that he about to live out a male fantasy that only a very few number of boys get to experience while the rest of us only wished we had hella fine teachers to go to pound town with when we were in junior high and high school. I’d tell him he’s about to graduate with full honors and hand him his Elite Man Card, lol.
    It does say “what would you do” and not “how should a functioning member of society handle this situation” does it not?

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 3 роки тому +1

      Stfu

    • @TWO000
      @TWO000 3 роки тому

      @Samuel Kelsey true dat

    • @justamanwithsomesoup3352
      @justamanwithsomesoup3352 3 роки тому

      Stop acting all big and bad buddy.

    • @nekosaiyajin8529
      @nekosaiyajin8529 3 роки тому +1

      @@lunapetunia3778 Yo how aggressive. Can you explain your reaction, please, if you have the cognitive skills to express yourself at a bare minimum functioning level?

    • @AltairEgo1
      @AltairEgo1 2 роки тому

      @Neko Saiyajin "Can you uh *snort* please explain your position kind sir *tips fedora"
      Dude go join a debate team. No one owes you shit in here bro.

  • @cheesusfarley3959
    @cheesusfarley3959 7 років тому +425

    Child: When I grow up I want to be like Birdman!
    Teacher: Awww, your so cute.
    Later that day: *Step outside with your hands up*

    • @cawwhhs6487
      @cawwhhs6487 6 років тому +7

      Who is in the thumbnail for research purposes

    • @nicholasperez8482
      @nicholasperez8482 6 років тому +1

      Constructive Perspective you're*

    • @dr.joemama8694
      @dr.joemama8694 6 років тому +1

      Nicks Gaming you are hands up? No he got it right the first time

    • @nicholasperez8482
      @nicholasperez8482 6 років тому

      Ghost of deez NUTS I misread the comment

    • @ironduke5058
      @ironduke5058 6 років тому +4

      Caw whhs Angela White,you can now use this for research

  • @darksider4192
    @darksider4192 7 років тому +437

    Oh no... there was definitely a crime in there, but it sure as hell wasn't a crime on the teachers part. the real crime is cock blocking the legendary teacher walls

    • @callmecrow4338
      @callmecrow4338 7 років тому +6

      DARK SIDER It is a crime, Sadly, because he is under the age of 18 ao It's considerate rape

    • @callmecrow4338
      @callmecrow4338 7 років тому +1

      LabaDaba yes it is :v

    • @callmecrow4338
      @callmecrow4338 7 років тому

      Klause Steinworth Yes he is, look at his profile picture

    • @labadaba1032
      @labadaba1032 7 років тому

      Yes.

    • @labadaba1032
      @labadaba1032 7 років тому

      :(

  • @Brainiac-gb7jq
    @Brainiac-gb7jq 5 років тому +113

    I like how all these people are saying your attacking or forcing the boy into submission when theres no sign of harassment, blackmail, or force

    • @competent5761
      @competent5761 5 років тому +1

      Not sure how far you scrolled lmao

    • @abitofananimator5716
      @abitofananimator5716 4 роки тому +26

      It’s still wrong, there’s a reason why being a pedophile is illegal

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 4 роки тому +17

      Grooming appears to be without force but still occurs and is wrong. The teacher can groom the boy. Just cause its a female teacher doesn't make it right.

    • @rokkkleee112
      @rokkkleee112 4 роки тому +2

      incognito not sure Yes it does

    • @solocomics1820
      @solocomics1820 4 роки тому +6

      @@rokkkleee112 Please tell that you joking.

  • @Dmm3
    @Dmm3 4 роки тому +27

    The grandpa only got involved because he knew that if he didn't he wouldn't be getting up in his wife's walls that night.

  • @TheAgentmigs
    @TheAgentmigs 7 років тому +277

    Angela White in the thumbnail..for research purposes gentlemen. You're welcome.

    • @Thisismyhandle221
      @Thisismyhandle221 7 років тому +38

      thanks from my dick

    • @trippyflip957
      @trippyflip957 7 років тому +3

      SkullCrusher i disagree. i think its kendra lust 😂

    • @Thisismyhandle221
      @Thisismyhandle221 7 років тому +15

      Trippy Flip​ no bro,this is not kendra lust.
      I am an expert😉

    • @Ozileen
      @Ozileen 7 років тому +1

      You're a legend

    • @vsipereira1883
      @vsipereira1883 7 років тому +4

      Agent Migs Nice now I can write my essay with this important information you just gave me

  • @menzy_
    @menzy_ 7 років тому +66

    I'm supposed to be playing life but Eugene keeps kicking my ass

  • @iamtheworm1327
    @iamtheworm1327 5 років тому +113

    3 words.. THATS MY BOY👌😂

  • @MACTEP-il1eu
    @MACTEP-il1eu 5 років тому +152

    If I was on that show and they showed my reaction I’d be like damn he’s getting som asssssssssss

  • @loveliestfawn
    @loveliestfawn 7 років тому +434

    Nigga's sayin' it's not a crime, but as soon as the gender's switch all hell breaks loose huh?

    • @bobjoe7753
      @bobjoe7753 7 років тому +16

      Riger ladies be getting some on command, guys got to work for that shit

    • @anonymousey7607
      @anonymousey7607 7 років тому +5

      Riger it's different with the gender switch cause a guy gives a girl takes if you catch my drift.

    • @itsPlebby
      @itsPlebby 7 років тому

      Suga 入れ
      Of course it does when it comes to sex, men have dominance.

    • @bobjoe7753
      @bobjoe7753 7 років тому +2

      Susano'o still doesn't change anything.

    • @itsPlebby
      @itsPlebby 7 років тому +6

      bob joe
      Women can't rape men.
      well unless they like tie you down and make you a sex toy. But realistically it's ten times easier to force yourself on a women instead of a women force herself on a man.

  • @kingtheodin7596
    @kingtheodin7596 6 років тому +485

    Now switch the gender roles

    • @simonh220
      @simonh220 6 років тому +121

      Demon Knight Dean The man would probably be arrested for a few years for sexual harassment.

    • @dees4285
      @dees4285 6 років тому +2

      KingTheo Gaming true

    • @crystalowl9027
      @crystalowl9027 6 років тому +24

      Demon Knight Dean "Seduces his teacher"? Bitch, the teacher should know better. It's more of the teacher's fault. They're adults and they should act like it.

    • @crystalowl9027
      @crystalowl9027 6 років тому +29

      Demon Knight Dean Legally, this logic is worthless to the argument. He is a minor, sir. There is nothing more to it. I don't know how your trying to argue this. Even if the boy likes it, he is still a legal minor. The adult should know what the full consequences of her actions lead to. Besides, pubescents tend to make horrible decision because their brain is still developing.

    • @DerMaflon
      @DerMaflon 6 років тому +10

      CrystalOwl Laws are not the same as moral. If I'd see someone smokin some weed I'd never call the cops cuz I don't fucking care about it being illegal. Same in that situation. He seems fuckin happy about so let him have some fun. If I was that guy I'd be fucking proud as hell tellin people I just fucked my 30y/o hot teacher

  • @andrewhinojosa7093
    @andrewhinojosa7093 4 роки тому +24

    The first lady be looking like John Travolta😂

  • @drcks
    @drcks 4 роки тому +90

    Me: *sees thumbnail*
    *GOS INSTEAD TO THE HUB*

    • @Scrim3301
      @Scrim3301 3 роки тому +3

      Joshua Fancher Angela white

    • @khakishark
      @khakishark 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you for your research

    • @iankibet6478
      @iankibet6478 3 роки тому +2

      @@Scrim3301 You are a good man, thank you

  • @maxlombardo2702
    @maxlombardo2702 7 років тому +118

    Birdman bro we need those Tshirts you were talking about. We need them!!! Anyone else agree?

    • @wilburke5793
      @wilburke5793 7 років тому +45

      Max Lombardo Yeah man, wtf happened Birdman? Imma whip out the AK if I don't see no shirts rn.

    • @lildawnofficial5112
      @lildawnofficial5112 7 років тому +2

      Max Lombardo agreed man

  • @gretz5792
    @gretz5792 7 років тому +311

    4:53 Sneak 100

    • @keithrockel410
      @keithrockel410 6 років тому +18

      Don't forget, she has ALL the perks MAXED on her Sneak 100

    • @4kumetsu
      @4kumetsu 6 років тому +1

      Aqrol lol

    • @Destroyer11204
      @Destroyer11204 6 років тому +4

      She probably has sneak -1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @lucacanali7196
      @lucacanali7196 6 років тому

      Aqrol OMG 😂😂

    • @sands201
      @sands201 6 років тому +2

      Aqrol And SPECIAL stats. Perception 10 and Agility 10

  • @neogold4796
    @neogold4796 5 років тому +83

    RIP grandpa’s cool
    2019-2019
    May we remember u as the soldier you were.

    • @tjproductions2160
      @tjproductions2160 4 роки тому

      Neon De Golderp Fruddy this was last year so 2018-2018

  • @adielsmith
    @adielsmith 5 років тому +29

    11:25 birdman forget to say that he will flip a coin and choose his gender 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lego46143
    @lego46143 7 років тому +98

    teacher's face mad nasty

    • @redbaron2193
      @redbaron2193 7 років тому +1

      TheHybridPotato yeah

    • @DavvyDarko
      @DavvyDarko 7 років тому +1

      TheHybridPotato put a bag on her head

    • @theaudastity9920
      @theaudastity9920 7 років тому +7

      TheHybridPotato slap a bag on that bitch and u good

    • @logancaudill2457
      @logancaudill2457 7 років тому +1

      TheHybridPotato It's not that bad in most the video but I agree there are times when it's looking bad but still the rest of her body though

    • @potatusvicious9734
      @potatusvicious9734 7 років тому

      TheHybridPotato Yes.

  • @resteasysk5660
    @resteasysk5660 7 років тому +155

    if the teacher is hot then to me its not a crime

    • @User-ge7ni
      @User-ge7ni 7 років тому +5

      Harden Lukuy do u no what a joke is?

    • @callmecrow4338
      @callmecrow4338 7 років тому

      James I know, I'm Just messing with you :v

    • @callmecrow4338
      @callmecrow4338 7 років тому +1

      Alakazam! If the person is under the age of 18 or 16, its considered rape even if the kid wants it :/

    • @resteasysk5660
      @resteasysk5660 7 років тому

      Lol Unlol who df yo racist ahh is callin a nigga? 😂😂

    • @resteasysk5660
      @resteasysk5660 7 років тому

      Lol Unlol lmao how am I the retarded one? you really don't know what nigga means

  • @andreashenry8100
    @andreashenry8100 4 роки тому +51

    It's not grandpa's fault bro, he had to get involved otherwise he would've never heard the end of it

  • @badbanana5164
    @badbanana5164 4 роки тому +1

    "I'm you're worst nightmare." I wasn't ready for that impression 😂😂😂

  • @pieces1770
    @pieces1770 7 років тому +114

    Birdman is a fucking legend

  • @4nimeJax
    @4nimeJax 6 років тому +278

    Grandpa being the real *MVP*
    Edit: I spoke too soon... grandpa got dragged in by grandma

  • @matthewmizzi3347
    @matthewmizzi3347 3 роки тому +11

    i'd be pissed off if some karen got in the way of me getting with my teacher.... like that's the dream right there

  • @rookieEngineer
    @rookieEngineer 3 роки тому +1

    The way his voice cracks when he's roasting people just makes it a 100x funnier

  • @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117
    @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117 7 років тому +44

    Man, I love a girl who buys me dinner and doesn't expect me to put out.

    • @hunnathegunna5616
      @hunnathegunna5616 7 років тому

      Negan haha. thats awesome.

    • @william9219
      @william9219 7 років тому

      Negan negan do you know what I think I think you got no guts

    • @xXPCBetaXx
      @xXPCBetaXx 7 років тому +2

      Negan First of all, don't you dare ruin my image of you. You are a badass.

    • @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117
      @brolythelegendarysupersaiy2117 7 років тому +1

      Hot diggity dogg. This is the kind of thing that just tickles my balls.

    • @JoJo-lj6kk
      @JoJo-lj6kk 7 років тому +2

      Negan I like it when they take it like a champ

  • @Jeronimo_-ez3yo
    @Jeronimo_-ez3yo 7 років тому +271

    Are you even good at cod???
    No but I catch on quickly

  • @adamseibert3793
    @adamseibert3793 5 років тому +19

    If he was my boy I’d be so proud he accomplished life goals

  • @DeColdest005
    @DeColdest005 3 роки тому +2

    Birdman: “Imma hit you with the Stone Cold Stunner. Don’t you ever interrupt my date again”
    Me: ON GAWDDD 😭💪🏾

  • @dontdoxansxo
    @dontdoxansxo 7 років тому +458

    the woman is Angela white, for research purposes

    • @ricardobalderas77
      @ricardobalderas77 6 років тому +45

      o Morgan finally Thank you

    • @papicasillas7759
      @papicasillas7759 6 років тому +56

      o Morgan your a tru hero your country thanks u

    • @Tmam26
      @Tmam26 6 років тому +6

      😉

    • @MCOGroupNews
      @MCOGroupNews 6 років тому +15

      Dang surprised I didn't recognize her at first.

    • @jesselonngren
      @jesselonngren 6 років тому +8

      o Morgan My friend I should buy you a drink.

  • @cloutgodwompy
    @cloutgodwompy 7 років тому +534

    Ok so Imma give my honest opinion. These women need to calm down. They need to understand that it's not their choice. Who's with me boi's?

  • @tspeplow
    @tspeplow 5 років тому +22

    Me: sees thumbnail
    Also me: sees title
    And again me: "id smash"

  • @j0e175
    @j0e175 5 років тому +1

    This is one of my favourite vids, got to give it to u birdman 😂👌

  • @aidandoyle6162
    @aidandoyle6162 7 років тому +296

    This guy does exactly what leafy does but he's funnier

    • @mitchellhogg4627
      @mitchellhogg4627 7 років тому +4

      Aidan D no he's not

    • @mokaakashiya598
      @mokaakashiya598 7 років тому +22

      Aidan D he sounds like dunkey and leafy is trash idubbbz proved it

    • @fistybaby9489
      @fistybaby9489 7 років тому +10

      moka akashiya so u play league hello fellow carbon based life form

    • @mrandersen6872
      @mrandersen6872 6 років тому

      moka akashiya LITERALLY

    • @maximummax5515
      @maximummax5515 6 років тому +5

      moka akashiya im not a leafy or idubbz fan but fuck both of their dumb asses birdmans better...no drama

  • @PuMaNaToR
    @PuMaNaToR 7 років тому +65

    Are we ever going to see a Birdman video without the M16?

    • @caleblaye9880
      @caleblaye9880 7 років тому +10

      INK PuMaNaToR yes this one had a m4

    • @roundmaster2418
      @roundmaster2418 7 років тому

      INK PuMaNaToR bruh

    • @roundmaster2418
      @roundmaster2418 7 років тому +1

      INK PuMaNaToR there's videos with him using the AK

    • @purpleblunt6679
      @purpleblunt6679 7 років тому

      he was using the m4 carbine dumbass

    • @PuMaNaToR
      @PuMaNaToR 7 років тому +1

      What gun is at 6:34 ? So who's the real dumbass

  • @YoungerRambo
    @YoungerRambo 3 роки тому +1

    'we need to give him a standing ovation' absolute gold!!

  • @f-u_shoresy2267
    @f-u_shoresy2267 4 роки тому +1

    This is my favorite video of yours so far, this shit had me cracking up bud. Keep up the good work man

  • @Hi11Zones
    @Hi11Zones 6 років тому +119

    I'm soo glad your ok.... you can't rape the willing!

    • @rebekanickell8451
      @rebekanickell8451 6 років тому +1

      Hi11Zones so have sexual relationships with a 3rd grader is fine?
      This logic.

    • @imthemaverik
      @imthemaverik 6 років тому +5

      Rebeka Nickell First off... It's not a 3rd grader, Second, IT'S NOT A THIRD GRADER

    • @carlosmarte428
      @carlosmarte428 5 років тому +2

      Hi11Zones Tell that to a good half of the MeToo movement

    • @larrysal8866
      @larrysal8866 5 років тому

      @@rebekanickell8451 well m8 how u know it's a 3rd grader, he may just be a 17 or 18 year old guy who looks younger

    • @holemuffinz9395
      @holemuffinz9395 5 років тому +1

      Hi11Zones Minors cannot legally give consent.

  • @sir_chuckle5
    @sir_chuckle5 7 років тому +41

    11:17 I about fucking died after this remark.

    • @Shockz-go5mw
      @Shockz-go5mw 6 років тому +1

      Charles Summers I'm FUCKING dead

  • @donavingilbert7140
    @donavingilbert7140 4 роки тому +20

    The dude in the green shirt was just wishing it was him going home with her instead of the young man

  • @M.A.EProductions
    @M.A.EProductions 5 років тому

    Bridman is my spirit guide lol this guy said "if this was me I'm disrespecting the fuck outta them old ass people" lmao lol

  • @uuyyy8568
    @uuyyy8568 7 років тому +54

    no I saw a feminist advertisement help me *breaks down crying

  • @doorknobr
    @doorknobr 7 років тому +250

    Never subbed so fast to a proper youtuber

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 7 років тому +4

      I AM. IT SAYING UA-camRS ARE NOT PROPER I AM JUST SAYING THIS GUY HAS KEWL CONTENT

    • @doorknobr
      @doorknobr 7 років тому +6

      ***I AM NOT SAYING***

    • @jordandixon5424
      @jordandixon5424 7 років тому +3

      Devon Bagares shut up please lol

    • @shaqkromah
      @shaqkromah 6 років тому +3

      Devon Bagares stop now before you hurt yourself

    • @nateeden258
      @nateeden258 6 років тому

      Shaq Kromah I'm crying over here xD

  • @Lifted-Horns-4x4
    @Lifted-Horns-4x4 9 місяців тому +1

    If I saw that in public I’d give the student the luckiest kid in America award 😂

  • @goombaslayer64_84
    @goombaslayer64_84 5 років тому +1

    "Imma hitch you with a stone cold stunner" I lost my shit 😂😂

  • @johnchesterfield9726
    @johnchesterfield9726 7 років тому +69

    Ayyy I tweeted this at you birdman!

    • @Jason-dw3xp
      @Jason-dw3xp 7 років тому +3

      Greg cod is dying

    • @fruitarmy4266
      @fruitarmy4266 7 років тому +1

      OcularArtworks then why does infinite warfare have more than 2 million people playing it?

    • @wilburke5793
      @wilburke5793 7 років тому

      John Chesterfield yee yee dude gg m8

    • @Jason-dw3xp
      @Jason-dw3xp 7 років тому +1

      Fruit Army bc 12 year old kids dont know what good games are and content creators are trying to get revenue

    • @mccreadykearney9863
      @mccreadykearney9863 7 років тому +2

      OcularArtworks Doesn't matter if it's bad or who's playing it. People play it. It's not dying.

  • @Bubbxs
    @Bubbxs 7 років тому +130

    Yo these moms aren't getting any sweet treats that's why they blockin our mans

  • @xdenricoudx
    @xdenricoudx 4 роки тому +4

    I watch this show and, considering my personality, I picture myself in this situation and take it to another level

  • @sammel4184
    @sammel4184 Рік тому +3

    these birdman videos were top tier

  • @yerdenyerulan6191
    @yerdenyerulan6191 7 років тому +11

    If I was the boy I would come to her and say fucking hell why I you ruinging everything

  • @justinweil6687
    @justinweil6687 6 років тому +138

    If that were my teacher I'd become a professional carpenter and nail all day

    • @Blurro
      @Blurro 6 років тому +3

      Justin Weil LOL

    • @Cheasle2
      @Cheasle2 6 років тому +3

      she packing some milkers my man

    • @yareyaredaze2808
      @yareyaredaze2808 5 років тому

      HAHAHAH XDD

    • @RubyXIII
      @RubyXIII 5 років тому +1

      Justin Weil even if she is older

    • @musicman1977
      @musicman1977 5 років тому

      XXXXDD you just made my day dude lol

  • @virgnthermostat5928
    @virgnthermostat5928 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm whippin out the meat." Lmao

  • @Zillion3170
    @Zillion3170 4 роки тому +3

    If this was my son's teacher, I'd actually look forward to parent-teacher conferences.

  • @highmonkeyfilmz77
    @highmonkeyfilmz77 6 років тому +40

    If the student/teacher genders were reversed things would be much worse and I'm sure you'd say let me catch my daughter with her teacher or something.

    • @zaki9804
      @zaki9804 5 років тому +2

      Yep fuck people who think it's okay because they're boys they are evil

    • @nedkogenov5530
      @nedkogenov5530 5 років тому +1

      @@zaki9804 Fuck off, that made no sense

    • @brendlol1
      @brendlol1 5 років тому +2

      He would cause its a joke

    • @tmac731
      @tmac731 3 роки тому

      But women teachers get arrested for having sex with Their male students though

  • @archawey9651
    @archawey9651 7 років тому +25

    props on Birdman

  • @insomb
    @insomb 3 роки тому

    hit ya with that stone cold stunner 😂

  • @ericmartinez5870
    @ericmartinez5870 5 років тому +1

    I'm up at 3 am laughing my ass off at your videos lollllll

  • @camofthechinoike.8576
    @camofthechinoike.8576 6 років тому +265

    If my teacher was Angela White ig i would be going to jail.Because im smashing

  • @jacks5044
    @jacks5044 6 років тому +108

    "That kids just a kid"

    • @zaki9804
      @zaki9804 5 років тому +6

      Exactly that's illegal

    • @Joe-kb1sm
      @Joe-kb1sm 5 років тому +5

      Zaki,, in this case, illegal is just a sick bird. An ill eagle

    • @incredishots7370
      @incredishots7370 4 роки тому +1

      Zaki Ede we made it illegal for no reason

    • @oorohbooroz1781
      @oorohbooroz1781 4 роки тому

      Is it that boy would comply if he was getting preyed on he trying to get some puh

  • @brentdavid8080
    @brentdavid8080 3 роки тому +3

    "just prey on me instead" hahahahaha

  • @maximusmech9
    @maximusmech9 4 роки тому

    Gotta respect the old man for keeping it real. He ain't even freaking out over it, and neither am I.

  • @TheophilusTJWiley
    @TheophilusTJWiley 5 років тому +3

    "we need to have a standing ovation for this blessed young man"😂

  • @perrinbowron8040
    @perrinbowron8040 6 років тому +150

    Dude. Wow....
    You just earned a sub😂

    • @leol6190
      @leol6190 4 роки тому +1

      i was thinking was going to Be Riping into the teacher

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 4 роки тому +8

    Let me catch MY son on a date with his teacher acting like a dweeb

  • @00taiga35
    @00taiga35 4 роки тому

    The only danger is grandma spoiling the kids chance of getting in them walls

  • @zachwillet836
    @zachwillet836 7 років тому +3

    Bro bird man has me dyin😂 hands down funniest dude ever 😂😂

  • @bananewane1402
    @bananewane1402 7 років тому +240

    Just some food for thought: If the teacher was male and the student was female, your reaction would be different.

    • @busterbackster1
      @busterbackster1 7 років тому

      Banane Wane broken teeth and a facial reconstruction surgery

    • @melovekittie
      @melovekittie 7 років тому +13

      Banane Wane True. I agree with a lot of things on this channel but not this one. Children should not be in a relationship with their teachers, period. Doesn't matter which gender.

    • @bobjoe7753
      @bobjoe7753 7 років тому +12

      melovekittie why that? Nobody doing any harm, nobody is being "taken advantage of" as they like to put it these days. At the least they're making that students dreams come true.

    • @thelonesurvivor3955
      @thelonesurvivor3955 7 років тому +1

      Child support

    • @thekaasmaster8172
      @thekaasmaster8172 7 років тому

      maybe it would depend if she was not really open to the idea and he was pushing it on her then it would be different

  • @tremac6552
    @tremac6552 4 роки тому +1

    By far my favorite UA-camr!!!💯💯 keep up the good content

  • @caden903
    @caden903 4 роки тому

    What would you do?
    Birdman: Give him a high five.

  • @mitchellhogg4627
    @mitchellhogg4627 7 років тому +78

    if we got hugs from teachers you really think we'd skip class??

    • @greensword6236
      @greensword6236 7 років тому +1

      Party Pete yeah if the teachers are old and ugly and also male

    • @greensword6236
      @greensword6236 7 років тому +8

      Party Pete but if the teaches are hot then boi id probs never skip a class

    • @Leg3nd-27
      @Leg3nd-27 7 років тому +1

      Teachers hug me all the time cuz i look like a baby.

    • @lilrabbiofficialvevo5256
      @lilrabbiofficialvevo5256 6 років тому

      I had a class where this teacher had a fat ass. 100% attendance in the class

  • @mikerichard7325
    @mikerichard7325 7 років тому +31

    I'd tell the kid to have fun

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub 5 років тому +4

    That last reaction though...she DID NOT do the right thing: telling the manager does nothing. A teacher trying to cover their tracks will pay with cash, and a restaurant like that doesn't have internal security cameras. If she wanted to speak up, she could've talked to the teacher directly or called the cops.

  • @adielsmith
    @adielsmith 5 років тому +58

    This shit is hilarious tho, I'm dying right now, lmao 😂😂😂 I'm subscribing to this dude with all my accounts, he deserved it 😂😂😂😂😂