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  • @jimothyrage7364
    @jimothyrage7364 4 роки тому +1420

    10 years for her is probably the rest of her life if we’re being honest

  • @nonakaharu9200
    @nonakaharu9200 5 років тому +4589

    If any man touched her it’s because her gravitational pull grabbed them and pulled them towards her.

    • @thebrownlantern5504
      @thebrownlantern5504 5 років тому +197

      Or the fact that it would've taken a week to go around her so the guys took their chances

    • @gaelmiranda3427
      @gaelmiranda3427 5 років тому +6

      Hehe

    • @theratking3075
      @theratking3075 5 років тому +39

      Or the black hole did (insert shivering)

    • @NoirSNK
      @NoirSNK 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @leonardliousander9742
      @leonardliousander9742 5 років тому +46

      No, it's because the larger mass (bigger weight) will attract a smaller mass (smaller weight). One of the rules of physics. Don't forget that

  • @alejandrofd1909
    @alejandrofd1909 4 роки тому +2186

    To be honest, it does look like a 15 man job

  • @jyzz6784
    @jyzz6784 5 років тому +591

    "There is plenty of room in hell" says satan
    "Ya sure?" I ask

    • @ijustpulledthetrigger5482
      @ijustpulledthetrigger5482 5 років тому +15

      Lmao, underrated comment

    • @metallife8395
      @metallife8395 4 роки тому +15

      He might have to hire people for expansion plans in hell

    • @mekelreen9869
      @mekelreen9869 4 роки тому +18

      Galactic Bacon don’t you remember the chapter of Dante’s Inferno where everyone was starving on a mountain? This bitch is the mountain.

    • @ceros1901
      @ceros1901 3 роки тому

      He gon need to get a big Corner a few miles big to fit her fat ass in there

  • @outdoormadness8811
    @outdoormadness8811 6 років тому +648

    She's probably the same weight as 15 men combined

    • @theoriginalpapasmurf7548
      @theoriginalpapasmurf7548 6 років тому +14

      Male whales or male planets

    • @eldpost4-535
      @eldpost4-535 6 років тому +2

      I think you mean 15000

    • @johnmiller7857
      @johnmiller7857 6 років тому +3

      No 15 King kongs combined

    • @222_tx
      @222_tx 6 років тому +2

      Outdoor Madness no no 15 BLU WHALES 😂🤣🤣😂🤣

    • @thatoneguy7792
      @thatoneguy7792 6 років тому

      Outdoor Madness actually whales 🐳 are bigger than 15 men

  • @skinner9399
    @skinner9399 5 років тому +2017

    I think they gave her only 10 years because there is not enough food for her for more than 10 years xD

    • @sjoukevdlei7171
      @sjoukevdlei7171 5 років тому +82

      Let her starve then

    • @esperanzas3704
      @esperanzas3704 5 років тому +49

      I would've let her starve and watch that humpback whale die of starvation!

    • @gaelmiranda3427
      @gaelmiranda3427 5 років тому +20

      Weird fetish bru

    • @skinner9399
      @skinner9399 5 років тому +8

      @@gaelmiranda3427 she is a feminist, and hes fetish isnt that weird XD

    • @gaelmiranda3427
      @gaelmiranda3427 5 років тому +2

      That is weird

  • @brandonchen317
    @brandonchen317 4 роки тому +207

    SHES 25??? Dawg, she looks double her age

    • @FBI-ge9nc
      @FBI-ge9nc 4 роки тому +29

      no shes not 25 thats how many people she ate

    • @hmmmblyat6178
      @hmmmblyat6178 3 роки тому +3

      Dawg she's a whole Mc double

    • @natch7190
      @natch7190 3 роки тому

      25yo gigantic behemoth

    • @RagingLoner13
      @RagingLoner13 3 роки тому +1

      Bro don't worry, thats actually 50 in beluga whale years

    • @benb9151
      @benb9151 3 роки тому

      Your comments made me imagine her in prison, outside smoking from her cigarette pack. She's asked what she's in for and looks off, irritably, and says, "a bunch of bullshit. Seriously, like screw civilization, it's all bullshit."

  • @mrmashalla9396
    @mrmashalla9396 5 років тому +772

    Imagine what PETA would say about putting one of their bluewhales in prison. Imagine what vegans would say

    • @farukonurbozkurt1186
      @farukonurbozkurt1186 4 роки тому +14

      We will never know. They stopped sending people for her after 15 of their members disappeared all of a sudden.

    • @yxsuke9019
      @yxsuke9019 4 роки тому +2

      Firewallace this is a moment to ask wwvd(what would vegans do)

    • @yxsuke9019
      @yxsuke9019 4 роки тому +6

      Calvert Nichols ya I was as moist as the fucking Sahara desert

    • @windslicer_yt9846
      @windslicer_yt9846 4 роки тому

      I’m a vegan and I would say to arrest her

    • @trickster_198danny5
      @trickster_198danny5 4 роки тому

      Peta said: u are not feminist if u eat eggs🤣

  • @D1llsta
    @D1llsta 5 років тому +1799

    She is so damn attractive... gravitationally attractive.

    • @J2982able
      @J2982able 5 років тому +69

      "That's orbit, Peter." xD

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @Suzutsuki44
      @Suzutsuki44 5 років тому +20

      Whales wont understand this joke

    • @vice166
      @vice166 5 років тому +4

      Ba dum tss

    • @bigman1954
      @bigman1954 5 років тому +29

      I don't think she was raped I think she just pulled those guys into her gravitational pull and said she was raped

  • @RideblueFoo503
    @RideblueFoo503 6 років тому +130

    I say double the time, she put the poor dude in jail for 7 years for nothing, she deserves 14 years. Simple solution.

    • @roberthass2006
      @roberthass2006 6 років тому +3

      TheHappyHater I legit thought the same thing!

    • @gooniegon6949
      @gooniegon6949 6 років тому +10

      Robert Hass I was thinking 1 year. This creature would deplete the food supply

    • @seannguyen1569
      @seannguyen1569 6 років тому +6

      15 for putting ol boy away. And 2 years for each claim that was false. Ran consecutively.

    • @andy.comandship2088
      @andy.comandship2088 6 років тому +5

      MeMeMaStEr bAtEr dont worry, she can use the grease and fat to survive

    • @ghanou4575
      @ghanou4575 6 років тому

      TheHappyHater she deserve more than 14 years

  • @alphakennyone3173
    @alphakennyone3173 4 роки тому +306

    She ruined 7 years of a man and it was in his prime there’s no way to give that back! She deserves 25 to life

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 4 роки тому +36

      What about looking at his education, calculate what he would have earned in these 7 years and let her pay that. Now add, for each month, how much he would have earned that month as a 7 years empluee, minus what he in reality do get now and let her pay that for as long he would have had a job like that? Oh she can't pay, what do they do to men who can't pay alimony?!

    • @HollywoodAman
      @HollywoodAman 4 роки тому +9

      Imagine if he died in there smh

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 4 роки тому +21

      @@HollywoodAman He could easily have done that, if there are anything that is hated inside the prison, it's rapists and child molesters. And those who are in jail for that, are legal target, in fact is it a way to gain honor if you can kill one of those!!

    • @aldenwashington3285
      @aldenwashington3285 3 роки тому

      That’s so fucked up wow

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 3 роки тому +1

      @Cheesy Boi She is, she is just so big it'll take several decades before all of her body is catching up to her being dead. :-)

  • @comrade521
    @comrade521 5 років тому +686

    I honestly was researching for humpback whales and found this

    • @simonxd4196
      @simonxd4196 5 років тому +7

      Comrade Альберт lol

    • @youravggamer
      @youravggamer 4 роки тому +4

      Ok Будет

    • @ivanortiz6057
      @ivanortiz6057 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @S1N4II
      @S1N4II 4 роки тому +5

      @Russian Bot?

    • @deeramz
      @deeramz 4 роки тому +1

      Accuracy 💯🎯🧿

  • @salierisneighbor9736
    @salierisneighbor9736 6 років тому +164

    I feel so bad for the dude that got 7 years

    • @YYYYYY-hu7bu
      @YYYYYY-hu7bu 5 років тому

      69th like

    • @MrBigbenny23
      @MrBigbenny23 5 років тому +13

      i feel bad for all men who get accused of rape without proof, though his situation might have a silver lining,he was falsely convicted...which means he can sue the shit out of the state and make a mint

    • @lewismclinton
      @lewismclinton 5 років тому +2

      7 years is bad enough,if people thought he had stuck his dick in that...

    • @sn4ke16
      @sn4ke16 5 років тому +1

      He got in jail cuz of crazy bitch

  • @sodomized7061
    @sodomized7061 5 років тому +1228

    Hey that's insulting to whales

    • @mtna964
      @mtna964 5 років тому +5

      BIIGBINJO PUBG it really is 😂

    • @millerwhale
      @millerwhale 5 років тому +7

      As a whale myself I agree XD

    • @sodomized7061
      @sodomized7061 5 років тому +2

      Holy 95 likes

    • @xdredd485
      @xdredd485 5 років тому +7

      She is a disgrace to such majestic animals

    • @seth99a
      @seth99a 5 років тому +5

      All the whales in the world cannot be that ugly damn

  • @DoofusChungus
    @DoofusChungus 5 років тому +207

    All it takes nowadays is an accusation, bam, you're in jail. No proof needed, just enough fussing by a narwhal.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 років тому +7

      Jackie Pan
      We’ve lost due process. I blame the modern left.

    • @facilityguard970
      @facilityguard970 5 років тому +11

      I remember a story, some dude got his life ruined by a false claim. No f’in innocent until proven guilty.

    • @dopebunnyclive1568
      @dopebunnyclive1568 4 роки тому +8

      It needs to stop on both sides. People who are assaulted need more compassion, and people never need to falsely accuse someone of assault or anything else. It leads to victims not being believed, and people's lives being ruined. The court of public opinion is real

    • @DoofusChungus
      @DoofusChungus 4 роки тому +17

      @@dopebunnyclive1568 My problem isnt that people who are assaulted gt too much compassion, I don't think anyones is. My problem is the fact that anyone can get accused of something and be prosecuted for it, with little to no proof.

    • @dopebunnyclive1568
      @dopebunnyclive1568 4 роки тому +1

      @@DoofusChungus and that needs to change. I've seen both sides of this too many times.

  • @davidballeh8978
    @davidballeh8978 5 років тому +166

    In Jewish law(back in the midevil times)if u were a false witness,you’d get the punishment they would’ve gotten had they been convicted

    • @omcg5061
      @omcg5061 3 роки тому +15

      We need to bring that back

    • @betbih65
      @betbih65 2 роки тому +2

      For sure these women are just getting away with evil stuff.

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 6 років тому +258

    Make her serve 10 years for every guy she accused

    • @lapislovesgaming8739
      @lapislovesgaming8739 5 років тому +30

      Killerworm99 Gaming how bout 1 year for every calorie she eats

    • @wesleyharsma9925
      @wesleyharsma9925 5 років тому +7

      stevenuniverseilovelapis oh fuckkk 😂😂😂😂

    • @MorgothBauglire
      @MorgothBauglire 5 років тому +4

      Wesley Harsma that would be a life sentence even more than that she’d be in jail when the world ends 😂

    • @tunasandwich8049
      @tunasandwich8049 5 років тому +1

      150 years...

    • @AwronZizao
      @AwronZizao 5 років тому +1

      That would be multiple life times for her, lmao.

  • @Kai-mg1rz
    @Kai-mg1rz 6 років тому +2235

    What's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
    The knife has a point.

  • @nolongerinuse7993
    @nolongerinuse7993 4 роки тому +83

    Some random guy: SOMEONE HELP THAT POOR BEACHED WHALE
    Other man: Are you ok Ms. Whale
    Her: iM bEiNg rApEd

    • @brandoncutler09
      @brandoncutler09 4 роки тому +2

      It would be funny if that was her actual name.

  • @ieatbatteries9998
    @ieatbatteries9998 4 роки тому +115

    The system is flawed
    She only got 10 years she should have gotten WAY more

    • @stevemtc1
      @stevemtc1 4 роки тому

      Dylan Brown no sir, the system is perfect it’s a design flaw that she went. But as long as dudes are innocently being sent to the penn it works perfectly

    • @janusporcincula9733
      @janusporcincula9733 4 роки тому +1

      @@stevemtc1 the justice system is flawed. I mean, I'm not the one to say anything about the legal system, but yeah, it is flawed. Even if you were innocent, as long as you are already in jail, and still proven innocent, they wont let you out that easy, not to mention, his reputation. So yeah, society, justice, everything is flawed. But it is effective, just flawed. No offense

    • @vellstraus1555
      @vellstraus1555 4 роки тому +1

      @@janusporcincula9733 that fucked up man,he should get like 10k or 100k fines for that belooga whales bs.

    • @janusporcincula9733
      @janusporcincula9733 4 роки тому

      @@vellstraus1555 agreed, but thats how the cookie crumbles. The only thing left to do is pray for the man, and hope for the best.

    • @justina9914
      @justina9914 4 роки тому +2

      Nah, it's gonna be a life sentence for her anyways. Like bro look at her, do you think she has got much time?

  • @Eatpeople
    @Eatpeople 5 років тому +111

    Don’t call her Godzilla. its offensive to Japan, a feminist free zone.

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 5 років тому +7

      Japan would of speargunned her.
      All accounts would say
      "we though the whales were invading. "

    • @butters9274
      @butters9274 5 років тому +4

      Well shit guess im moving to Japan

    • @amogus1415
      @amogus1415 5 років тому +3

      godzilla is a great being and does not deserve to be compared to the extremely mutated child of a plumbus

    • @NashiEXC
      @NashiEXC 5 років тому +2

      Then she is darlene from dead rising 3
      Search it up and you will see

    • @TheBackpackingSailor
      @TheBackpackingSailor 5 років тому

      @@butters9274 radiation.

  • @rayangl7647
    @rayangl7647 6 років тому +373

    “It would be really expensive to feed that thing”

    • @wizard9403
      @wizard9403 5 років тому +11

      Just thinking that, now the taxpayer has to feed this hog for ten years.

    • @deplorablewhiteman3628
      @deplorablewhiteman3628 5 років тому +5

      Just shoot it in the head

    • @droidekabossbeware7585
      @droidekabossbeware7585 5 років тому +7

      Have to win the lottery to afford enough feed for that beast

    • @hamhamvacban9351
      @hamhamvacban9351 5 років тому +5

      execution could be an option

    • @grafspee2629
      @grafspee2629 5 років тому +3

      No releas the whale back to osean.

  • @anonymouse9879
    @anonymouse9879 5 років тому +124

    i personally think birdman is my hero because he tells us about the wild animals in the world that we have to watch out for thank you birdman!

  • @dudda_vlogz5870
    @dudda_vlogz5870 5 років тому +127

    Birdman: *shows picture of the bahemoth*
    Everybody: *dies of shock*

    • @mehdisimunovic
      @mehdisimunovic 4 роки тому +2

      she's too beautiful to be real
      i never tought i'd see such an angelic image
      i wanna die

    • @122scorpio5
      @122scorpio5 4 роки тому +2

      @@mehdisimunovic u don't get to see that everyday😀

    • @mehdisimunovic
      @mehdisimunovic 4 роки тому +1

      @@122scorpio5 i don't actually it's a great privilege

    • @122scorpio5
      @122scorpio5 4 роки тому +1

      @@mehdisimunovic yah ...one hell of a privilege...

    • @mehdisimunovic
      @mehdisimunovic 4 роки тому +1

      @@122scorpio5 one hell o a dam privilege

  • @Tj-oh8qf
    @Tj-oh8qf 6 років тому +713

    the "I'm tired of these females lying" intro is what plays when my girl calls

    • @justincummings8709
      @justincummings8709 6 років тому +6

      Thomas Owens bro that's solid

    • @idomalion6167
      @idomalion6167 6 років тому +11

      Thomas Owen I'm tired of the low life guys who sleep with such disgusting women and give them inflated egos

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 6 років тому +5

      Thomas Owens your roasts are about as pathetic as your will to live.

    • @StabYoureIt
      @StabYoureIt 6 років тому +4

      Damn y'all are salty over a joke in their relationship

    • @thomasmilner6343
      @thomasmilner6343 6 років тому

      Hahahaha that's funny man :D

  • @fred-d-boss
    @fred-d-boss 4 роки тому +34

    1:16"This right here is the, BEHEMOTH"😂😂😂

  • @mgtowblade2817
    @mgtowblade2817 4 роки тому +18

    If I was dude that went to jail, i would've went scorched earth, I'm suing everybody I can.

    • @michaelelias7607
      @michaelelias7607 4 роки тому +2

      serious question, does the guy who was sentenced 7 years gets any kind of compensation like money or something?

    • @aldenwashington3285
      @aldenwashington3285 3 роки тому +3

      michael elias I mean I would hope but honestly probably not. Bet he didn’t even get an apology.

    • @michaelelias7607
      @michaelelias7607 3 роки тому

      @@aldenwashington3285 That's really sad man.

    • @redkingosiris3800
      @redkingosiris3800 3 роки тому +2

      Sometimes it even stays on your permanent record even tho u were found innocent females complain bout lack of power but in reality they have way more rights

  • @wackywoohoopizzaman316
    @wackywoohoopizzaman316 6 років тому +532

    You can't call her Godzilla, that's offensive to him
    Edit: Holy shit so many likes, and for those wondering, I'm talking about GODZILLA, not ZILLA.

    • @mac9336
      @mac9336 6 років тому +25

      GetGeckod yeah Godzilla is actually cool

    • @ty_williams2671
      @ty_williams2671 6 років тому +3

      True, but she needed a tital for her behemoth self

    • @nothisispatrick7323
      @nothisispatrick7323 6 років тому +9

      Ya bitch look like a kraken

    • @TokyoDripp
      @TokyoDripp 6 років тому +1

      GetGeckod isn't Godzilla a female? Or did I just imagine a 2 hour movie about Godzilla having babies?

    • @a.a.o.t-1213
      @a.a.o.t-1213 6 років тому +4

      Satan
      What kind of porn u watchen?

  • @christinedotson8822
    @christinedotson8822 6 років тому +70

    She should have to pay the man jailed, $25, 000 per year he served and instead of 10 years, she should have to got prison and pull 3 years to every one he served. Just think, she still destroyed their lives. They were accused so the stigma is going to follow them for the rest of their lives. I didn't think mankind was this desperate.and the only thing unstable about that woman is her gravity.-David D.

    • @markhenley3097
      @markhenley3097 5 років тому +2

      Christine Dotson And men get fired from jobs just from accusations.

  • @WayneOTR
    @WayneOTR 5 років тому +37

    The “biggest” liar 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @justthoughts7455
    @justthoughts7455 5 років тому +200

    I totally agree with you 😎
    It's a shame! But don't lose hope, there are good girls and Women outside. And I'm proud not to be a feminist, because a good character don't hate the men! An intelligent character see the fact, that there's every right, to be where you want to be!
    Good Job, by the way 😁

    • @dopebunnyclive1568
      @dopebunnyclive1568 4 роки тому +17

      Being a feminist doesn't mean you hate men.

    • @Datura888
      @Datura888 4 роки тому +1

      Dope Bunny & Clive positivity

    • @puffy_jr7521
      @puffy_jr7521 4 роки тому +29

      @@dopebunnyclive1568 facts. Modern feminist just fucked up the name. They just dragged it threw the dirt.

    • @dopebunnyclive1568
      @dopebunnyclive1568 4 роки тому +4

      @@puffy_jr7521 you will always have extremists in every movement. Don't let their screeching drown out the voice of reason.

    • @angerycoconut1041
      @angerycoconut1041 4 роки тому +1

      Just Thoughts you’re pretty cool

  • @robertricuard5112
    @robertricuard5112 6 років тому +833

    All my recommended videos have something to do with actual humpback whales now YAY

    • @quince537
      @quince537 6 років тому +6

      Rowberteo the dank syringe 😂😂😂

    • @captaingabes1469
      @captaingabes1469 6 років тому +2

      Rowberteo the dank syringe are they educational?! XDDDDD

    • @reggiebarnes8807
      @reggiebarnes8807 6 років тому +32

      Rowberteo the dank syringe this is a real humpback whale 😂

    • @John-bv5ui
      @John-bv5ui 6 років тому +1

      Rowberteo the dank syringe XD

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 6 років тому +1

      Rowberteo the dank syringe 😂😂😂 that's so much better looking at your profile pic

  • @damenfrith4386
    @damenfrith4386 6 років тому +190

    Ima be totaly honest who else notesis that nearly all feminist are eather fat or have died hair

    • @slendyfendy9479
      @slendyfendy9479 6 років тому +2

      Damen Frith WHAT?! That makes no sense whatsoever holy shit your either a dum ass or your getting brain washed by “buzzFeed” 🤣🤣

    • @LeTHALxHeaDBanG
      @LeTHALxHeaDBanG 6 років тому +15

      Or fat with dyed hair. Double whammy!

    • @necrolord1920
      @necrolord1920 6 років тому +21

      It is like venomous animals. They have distinctive markings so that others know to avoid them. Feminists are venomous also, so they need distinctive markings also: hair dye and body fat.

    • @legaroojack1251
      @legaroojack1251 6 років тому +7

      Slendy Fendy he speakith the truth young padawon

    • @iammentallystable2177
      @iammentallystable2177 5 років тому

      Damen Frith I do but there are some that aren't fat and one of them were calling the cops on him

  • @Uncleanwiener1231
    @Uncleanwiener1231 4 роки тому +22

    And this is why I’m never letting my son outside lol

    • @manuelm2300
      @manuelm2300 3 роки тому +2

      Let me catch my son trying to go outside

  • @ToxicNoodle71
    @ToxicNoodle71 5 років тому +18

    It’s 2019, the females are back on recruit difficulty and no woman gets ANY jail time regardless of their lies 😁

    • @Shonkyy_.
      @Shonkyy_. 4 роки тому

      Its 2020 and they are now on regular/hardened mode..... They have to follow some rules now and can't get a shit ton of food

  • @killerworm99gaming22
    @killerworm99gaming22 6 років тому +62

    Just give her 10 years for every guy she accused

  • @tofucube7703
    @tofucube7703 6 років тому +71

    There was a case of a man that was sentenced to jail for most of his life and was innocent and got like just 70-80 dollars as compensations

    • @psyberplaylist4688
      @psyberplaylist4688 5 років тому +9

      Currently it’s 50K per year of false imprisonment. Though the stigma of being accused of sexual assault (sex offender) the guy needs more then that for his 7 years of false imprisonment.

    • @taureon_
      @taureon_ 5 років тому +3

      *calls trump*
      *tells him about that prison*
      *that prison is now a big thermonuclear hole*

    • @iaisosoakoaozoso5453
      @iaisosoakoaozoso5453 5 років тому +2

      Psyber Playlist that’s little I feel like it should be more false imprisonment can ruin family’s and lives of the prisoners

    • @wolvreigns
      @wolvreigns 5 років тому

      Are you saying I lose my job which pays over 100k dollars a year and get 50k a year and I was in jail the whole time. This was a metaphorical example though.

  • @breadmond3477
    @breadmond3477 4 роки тому +3

    a problem with this is that she lied under oath 7ish times, and she only got 10 years, and lying under oath is 5 years each

  • @losmaner1301
    @losmaner1301 4 роки тому +30

    Imagine this: feminist reacts to birdman

    • @TP-dv5wu
      @TP-dv5wu 3 роки тому +2

      We need this right the fuck now

  • @zh2856
    @zh2856 6 років тому +198

    The system is flawed...because she only got sentenced for 10 years

    • @Lampie_6
      @Lampie_6 6 років тому +12

      CHAOS GAMING she should get atleast 30 years

    • @robertrichardon2984
      @robertrichardon2984 6 років тому

      thats a life sentence for her

    • @jborrego2406
      @jborrego2406 5 років тому +1

      Should got 5 year for ever year that guy served

    • @obamatrump765
      @obamatrump765 5 років тому

      A death penalty is alot better.

    • @lemon-iu7bo
      @lemon-iu7bo 5 років тому

      CHAOS GAMING in thr shape shes in she won't last 5

  • @Rob-hb7wh
    @Rob-hb7wh 6 років тому +336

    I really hope at least one of the defendants was like "your honor with all due respect, why would would i rape her. I mean look at her, she's like a beached whale"

    • @Horrid_Beast
      @Horrid_Beast 5 років тому +27

      How would anyone rape her? they'd probably vomit just by looking at her body, never mind holding down a struggling whale, or worse... Picking up the whale...

    • @jackyeardley7506
      @jackyeardley7506 5 років тому +5

      It would be like going down on a fish market 🤔

    • @giannityler8626
      @giannityler8626 5 років тому +2

      Like im sorry i dont do beastiality

    • @chopx-nick5116
      @chopx-nick5116 5 років тому

      The Unknown Bunny how tf would they find her vagina under that fat

    • @calebsmith1548
      @calebsmith1548 5 років тому +1

      The beluga whale picture he showed was cuter

  • @mastermahin9471
    @mastermahin9471 3 роки тому +2

    I think out of 15 men, this "thing" ate 14 men and 1 man survived but he knows his life is in danger and so he went to jail fr 7 years of shelter

  • @cathysterling6123
    @cathysterling6123 5 років тому +2

    Our system is so broken. Any woman can just accuse a man(or even multiple) with no evidence and still put him/them in jail even though it's a she said he said scenario, sometimes the male has evidences contradicting her accusation and still get lovked up in jail. It's really disgusting, both the females who falsely accuse and the judicial branch.

  • @rattmane
    @rattmane 6 років тому +59

    10 years she deserves 30 years at least

    • @PL-pn9iu
      @PL-pn9iu 6 років тому +8

      Plot twist 10life sentences

    • @kevinmcnamara4912
      @kevinmcnamara4912 6 років тому

      EM3 Flame and locked up in a mans prison .she should do the time the man did .put her in same male prison for the 7 years .then let her finish her time in a womens prison

  • @kinggrim714
    @kinggrim714 6 років тому +153

    Bird that ain't not humpback whale that's a fucking planet I bet she has her own orbit

    • @Hades-li6br
      @Hades-li6br 6 років тому +24

      King Grim well if she was a planet, gravity would pull things towards her. However, gravity seems to push men away with her.....

    • @larrywakasashi4398
      @larrywakasashi4398 6 років тому +29

      Hades 19 well she's definitely pulling diabetes towards her

    • @callmeastaire5700
      @callmeastaire5700 6 років тому +5

      Hades 19 probably made of antimatter.

    • @miroslavprica6939
      @miroslavprica6939 6 років тому +1

      King Grim hahaha

    • @Emperor_of_all_Badgers
      @Emperor_of_all_Badgers 6 років тому

      King Grim her own gravity

  • @akhilpillay4262
    @akhilpillay4262 4 роки тому +7

    You my good sir are a comedic genius
    Subtle jokes have me rolling 😂😂

  • @ok-un7nr
    @ok-un7nr 4 роки тому +26

    she looks like that slug lady from monsters inc. "you forgot to file ya papers, Wazowski"

  • @ZMANH2O
    @ZMANH2O 6 років тому +119

    Moon landing fake? Hold on that's some Eugene stuff😂

  • @devimon
    @devimon 5 років тому +100

    10 years per victims . jail her for 150 years.

    • @vanillarice6163
      @vanillarice6163 5 років тому +7

      devimon nah the each man would get 7 years
      7x 15 = 105
      So it’s about.a lifetime

    • @pantherpanther5040
      @pantherpanther5040 5 років тому +10

      Peter Parker she wouldnt even live an extra 15 years with her weight😂😂

    • @brycedufrene2161
      @brycedufrene2161 5 років тому +3

      But beluga whales only up to 50 years, that's 3 life sentences!

    • @devimon
      @devimon 5 років тому +1

      @@brycedufrene2161 maybe she is one of those whales that can live for 1000+ years.

    • @fledthehunter5293
      @fledthehunter5293 5 років тому

      But thwy dont have enough food for that godzilla

  • @Sirarchibald227
    @Sirarchibald227 5 років тому +15

    When you don’t need gravity to hold you down

  • @bootsmcgee2545
    @bootsmcgee2545 5 років тому +1

    I was having a miserable day literally the worst day of the year and I clicked on your video and you made me laugh several times thank you man

  • @hornblad3640
    @hornblad3640 5 років тому +165

    Really ten years she possibly ruined their lives jobs reputions and she get ten years and oh she got senteced by a corrupt system what corpet is she should have 80 to 100 years in prison

    • @wesleyharsma9925
      @wesleyharsma9925 5 років тому +15

      Sikka Bleeat she would break the noose 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @sikkableeat5614
      @sikkableeat5614 5 років тому +9

      +Wesley Harsma
      Good point. Beheading it is then!

    • @jimborat
      @jimborat 5 років тому +3

      10 is a life to her

    • @kilroy6429
      @kilroy6429 5 років тому +3

      @@sikkableeat5614 She'd break the noose, and squish the town square into a town line.

    • @shawnjeanty5882
      @shawnjeanty5882 5 років тому

      If they put her in that long our prison infrastructure would be compromised who can feed THAT?

  • @masonmiller3613
    @masonmiller3613 6 років тому +598

    I love you birdman no homo

    • @Destroyahx2
      @Destroyahx2 6 років тому +48

      Galib Maharramov nah fam, he said no homo, so that shit ain't homo

    • @thelastword4616
      @thelastword4616 6 років тому +1

      Kekistani Jihad I tried explaining that to a libtard, What the fuck was I thinking? lol.

    • @ANTHRAX-1287
      @ANTHRAX-1287 6 років тому +5

      Mason Miller did you just assume Birdman's gender??? 😠...😂😂😂

    • @martinnylander4285
      @martinnylander4285 6 років тому +6

      ANTHRAX 1287 did you just assume that he assumed birdmans gender? Fkn triggered!!!

    • @y0ungspanish318
      @y0ungspanish318 6 років тому +1

      Mason Miller birdman believes that the moon landing is fake

  • @CeluiQuiGlitch13
    @CeluiQuiGlitch13 5 років тому

    Surprisingly enough, people can talk about any subjects with a video game in the background, it always gets me

  • @ultron-5600
    @ultron-5600 4 роки тому +2

    When will people learn that men that are falsely accused of sexual assault/rape are just as much of a victim as someone who was raped. Anyone who disagrees with that have no moral sense of right and wrong and don’t have a clue about justice.

  • @theilluminati7287
    @theilluminati7287 5 років тому +344

    She might be attractive to gravity

    • @ballerunivers5232
      @ballerunivers5232 5 років тому +2

      NPC# 5626718304839 LMFAO

    • @rumpytc6568
      @rumpytc6568 5 років тому +7

      She had her own center of gravity

    • @reggy7706
      @reggy7706 5 років тому +1

      Actually she's flying and it's just the video is edited

    • @thyhashbrown8298
      @thyhashbrown8298 5 років тому +1

      NPC# 5626718304839 it’s only because gravity feels bad for her

    • @rillki890
      @rillki890 4 роки тому +1

      No actually she consider gravity as sexual harassment

  • @captionautismo2220
    @captionautismo2220 5 років тому +246

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat

    • @joeschmo7983
      @joeschmo7983 5 років тому +3

      It’s ya boy Lil pump *ship

    • @shuggie83wuggie97
      @shuggie83wuggie97 5 років тому +5

      Please. A tsunami on crack wouldn’t be able to make her move half a centimeter. If she can even walk that far.

    • @garretbuschkamp6022
      @garretbuschkamp6022 5 років тому +2

      It’s ya boy Lil pump you mean a second Titanic?

    • @danielcarmona9718
      @danielcarmona9718 5 років тому

      Were going to need a bigger condom

    • @jimramirez4707
      @jimramirez4707 5 років тому +1

      She doesn't need boat because she's so fat that she walks on the ocean floor

  • @plumpdy5810
    @plumpdy5810 5 років тому +13

    Look if you wanna be a girl I believe you,
    My biology book doesn’t

  • @deleteduser87
    @deleteduser87 5 років тому +10

    1:18
    _ENEMY BEHEMOTH DEPLOYED_

  • @Pintexx
    @Pintexx 6 років тому +160

    The system is flawed... she only got 10 years instead of 40

    • @Pintexx
      @Pintexx 6 років тому +18

      nashor's tooth nah 150 is too much I think 40-50 is fine. She needs to learn a lesson in jail and when she comes back an old hag she'll suffer even more with cancer and diabetes instead of dying in jail u feel me?

    • @shyheemchesnot8633
      @shyheemchesnot8633 6 років тому +8

      Charlie Hudson "10 years for every false accusation" there were 15 false accusations so if you do some simple math. 10 times 15 equals 150 years.

    • @Pintexx
      @Pintexx 6 років тому +1

      Shyheem Chesnot thank you 🙏

    • @kk88js
      @kk88js 6 років тому +5

      it is a flawed system cuz they send that guy away for 7 years. For no reason!

    • @invertedv12powerhouse77
      @invertedv12powerhouse77 6 років тому

      Shyheem Chesnot ouf that must of hurt the fucking ego when she heard 10 years for each. Probably wanted to kill herself

  • @agnesmansaray8546
    @agnesmansaray8546 5 років тому +339

    The noturious P I G

    • @sllawth
      @sllawth 5 років тому +1

      Munka Munka IMM WHEEZINGGG 😂 😂

    • @basesloadedbaseball2207
      @basesloadedbaseball2207 5 років тому +1

      She’s what we should call a sexist pig

    • @tomatoboyy5507
      @tomatoboyy5507 5 років тому +1

      No man, she’s the Notorious B I T C H my guy

    • @theredphoenix07gaming
      @theredphoenix07gaming 5 років тому

      I died bro you killed me

    • @a.froman1419
      @a.froman1419 5 років тому

      My boyfriend looked at me fucking crazy because I actually laughed the fuck out loud holy shit

  • @bioware2457
    @bioware2457 3 роки тому

    I heard about this in my highschool government class when we were talking about the judicial system 😂😂

  • @thanglongnguyenvu3815
    @thanglongnguyenvu3815 4 роки тому +12

    We need this series back. It's my energy juice.

  • @Weightlimit
    @Weightlimit 5 років тому +135

    Ive had one girl I wasn’t interested in spread a rumor I was gay because I ignored her. I’ve had three psychos in my life claim they were pregnant to keep the relationship goin. My ex wife falsely claim to police I hit her and spent a weekend in Brooklyn detention center. I’m the idiot who kept making the same mistake. Mgtow is the only way to go

    • @AngelRamirez-pc2wv
      @AngelRamirez-pc2wv 5 років тому +24

      I'm tired of these females lying but for real hope you get in a better relationship or are in a better one

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 5 років тому +30

      I'm gay and actually got accused for trying to rape a female once

    • @idaho6533
      @idaho6533 5 років тому +5

      @@raspberrycrowns9494 was it a reverse trap?

    • @fresnonightcrawler4910
      @fresnonightcrawler4910 5 років тому +3

      @Ppet Player please tell the full story it sounds funny lol

    • @yuheyuhe4486
      @yuheyuhe4486 5 років тому +3

      I've had girls ignoring me and why I don't bother they start calling me gay

  • @Boof_
    @Boof_ 6 років тому +754

    These whales can't be trusted smh

    • @nostop7794
      @nostop7794 6 років тому +2

      blueswagman isfitnotfacewithtapethem. A true hero.

    • @zikamiri7209
      @zikamiri7209 6 років тому +2

      These Whales A'int Loyal!!!!

    • @Boof_
      @Boof_ 6 років тому +1

      blueswagman isfitnotfacewithtapethem. What

    • @mr_mack_indenver7807
      @mr_mack_indenver7807 6 років тому +1

      If the whales are upset with humanity, and looking for payback, they can take it up with Japan.

    • @atlas3348
      @atlas3348 6 років тому

      Go D. Ussop when I saw him put her pictures on screen I said move the fucking bowling ball

  • @iithewaterhashira
    @iithewaterhashira 4 роки тому +1

    2 minutes in and i'm already ugly laughing and rolling on the floor. Man i had to subscribe, you're really funny!

  • @nicholasbetancourt350
    @nicholasbetancourt350 4 роки тому +3

    This is the only UA-cam channel that teaches me about sea animals, and providing facts about them.

  • @pikapikanuuu7262
    @pikapikanuuu7262 6 років тому +106

    Omg , I wouldn't touch her even if my life was on the line. 🤣

    • @N0xiety
      @N0xiety 5 років тому +17

      Your life would literally be on the line if she climbed over you 🤣

    • @gojko1669
      @gojko1669 5 років тому +2

      @@N0xiety hahahahhahah

    • @blacknote6945
      @blacknote6945 5 років тому +2

      suffocation
      no breathing

    • @doodle3804
      @doodle3804 5 років тому

      @@N0xiety LMAO that has me dead

  • @ossewa3939
    @ossewa3939 5 років тому +73

    My friend: Why don't they just make the Lion King, but with Feminists?
    Me: Then it would just be about whales! What are you thinking?

    • @autoweedeater
      @autoweedeater 5 років тому +3

      he's either a moron or high as hell

  • @liltrump799
    @liltrump799 3 роки тому +2

    "this right here is a behemoth" I'm dying😂

  • @Aakash_Goswami1
    @Aakash_Goswami1 5 років тому +5

    6:13 "Bio majors" that reference😂

  • @crhed6328
    @crhed6328 6 років тому +2596

    One like=1 Feminist in jail

  • @ryanking4979
    @ryanking4979 6 років тому +2015

    I'm watching an add. We did it boys.

    • @player18792
      @player18792 6 років тому +111

      Ryan King they're only
      Monetized for a little while before they get demonetized

    • @u1hpme
      @u1hpme 6 років тому +14

      Ryan King and we got our old birdman too.DOUBLEWIN

    • @ltsAnthony
      @ltsAnthony 6 років тому +4

      Ryan King we did it!!!

    • @Thomas-yb3mf
      @Thomas-yb3mf 6 років тому +5

      thank me later

    • @_Master_P
      @_Master_P 6 років тому +2

      *ad

  • @mekelreen9869
    @mekelreen9869 4 роки тому +1

    And of course the judge said that the worst part of this is that it may hypothetically affect some hypothetical woman who may be hypothetically assaulted and at some point may hypothetically not get justice.

  • @TimeForDunston
    @TimeForDunston 4 роки тому +5

    I was falsely accused once, very scary situation, thank god for cameras or who knows what would've happened to me.

  • @connorplow
    @connorplow 6 років тому +75

    Let me catch my son calling his pp the "salami stick"

    • @white-vj4bu
      @white-vj4bu 6 років тому +17

      Connor Low Let me catch my son calling his salami stick a "pp"

    • @leifnope6515
      @leifnope6515 6 років тому +1

      NinjaHeroMLG let me catch my son calling his salami a pp stick

  • @kirbboard
    @kirbboard 6 років тому +35

    15*7=105. 105 years in jail. JUSTICE!

  • @dugan_gibsond
    @dugan_gibsond 4 роки тому +4

    This dude don’t give a shit😂 love it dude keep up the good work

  • @justhavingalook7857
    @justhavingalook7857 5 років тому

    The guy who got let out after *he already finished his sentence* should definitely have received compensation for false imprisonment.

  • @Anthony-ho9dp
    @Anthony-ho9dp 6 років тому +59

    it wasn't 10 years in jail it was 10 years in a zoo where she belongs

    • @bigglejiggle2798
      @bigglejiggle2798 6 років тому +6

      Anthony Gross don't ya mean 10 years in the AQUARIUM mate.

    • @Grayk-ge5vo
      @Grayk-ge5vo 6 років тому +3

      she couldnt fit

    • @thecrippledpancake9455
      @thecrippledpancake9455 6 років тому +2

      Anthony Gross My man I need you to understand this, whales can’t kept in can’t captivity because they get depressed and die. Although that may not be a bad thing in this case.

  • @logisticsthenovice
    @logisticsthenovice 6 років тому +258

    I still cant believe the Seahawks didn't run the ball..

    • @mcray0309
      @mcray0309 6 років тому +2

      Logistics this is the only comment I actually laughed at on this shit comment section

    • @camerondaboss2681
      @camerondaboss2681 6 років тому +3

      Rip marshawn

    • @thirdfloorboss
      @thirdfloorboss 6 років тому

      I’m from NE

    • @PokeTale12
      @PokeTale12 6 років тому

      It was funny. Super bowl 49. Go New England

    • @sclom5676
      @sclom5676 5 років тому +1

      I am a patriots fan and even i will agree, we didn't deserve that

  • @PAIP_Studio
    @PAIP_Studio 3 роки тому

    The guy that got 7 years in prison needs to sue the courthouse... In cases like these the courthouse will have to pay compensation in to the millions.
    7 years out of work, away from family, and life long stigma that came about because of their actions.
    A case like this got 3.7 million out of it a few years back.

  • @xkaketsu7888
    @xkaketsu7888 5 років тому +2

    Congratulations on 1 Million

  • @justs553
    @justs553 6 років тому +55

    She looks like the offspring of rebel Wilson and Kim Jong Un

  • @lecell9548
    @lecell9548 6 років тому +267

    and so the hunt continues...
    *next time on whale wars*

  • @martiniusheienaustad1316
    @martiniusheienaustad1316 4 роки тому

    You have been sentenced to..... 20 minutes on the treadmill

  • @justicethedoggo3648
    @justicethedoggo3648 3 роки тому +2

    Wait she also ruined 7 years of an innocent man , y'all know that ? . And she is getting only 10 . She also accused many more innocent men and a kid . Hmm still 10 years :(

  • @that_dirtrider0546
    @that_dirtrider0546 6 років тому +133

    Bruh she needs two watches because she is in 2 time zones

  • @KC-jr6zs
    @KC-jr6zs 5 років тому +52

    People need to start suing. Because false accusations don't always get jail time. Unlike the false accusations that sends you to jail. Meanwhile woman does something and people start making excuses for her. Have a guy do it and he's a monster. If people really want equality we need to stop making excuses for people like this. The hypocrisy of our society.

  • @TheJim42069
    @TheJim42069 2 роки тому +1

    She'll probably only have to serve like 4 out of those 10 years 😒 Especially with good behavior and if she don't have priors...I think she should have to pay the man who did 7 years in jail money for everything she put him through.

  • @redacted606
    @redacted606 3 роки тому +2

    "Get natural geographic or the hystory channel in to save her maybe they can study her since she's an endangered species after all" so she could accuse them of rape?

  • @rylangraber8273
    @rylangraber8273 6 років тому +54

    T-Rexs are not extinct yet. How are they going to fit that thing in a prison.

    • @AKRex
      @AKRex 6 років тому +7

      I'm a dinosaur enthusiast and T.Rex would have been very offended and charged you for hate speech for comparing that chunk of organic mass to itself! XD

    • @youngboynohaircut5879
      @youngboynohaircut5879 5 років тому +1

      lookin like m.r jurrasic park

    • @trilobite7308
      @trilobite7308 5 років тому

      t rex had an exoskeleton

  • @thebackroundguy1668
    @thebackroundguy1668 6 років тому +190

    Oh NO!!! WHALES HAVE LEARNED TO WALK!!!

  • @christianoperez8224
    @christianoperez8224 3 роки тому +3

    i dont think 10 years is long enough, she sent an innocent man to jail for 7 years why don’t we take those seven and just add it on, and while you’re at it let’s just round up to 20

  • @awesomezombi1026
    @awesomezombi1026 4 роки тому

    GODDAMN IT BIRDMAN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP STOP MAKING SUCH GOOD VIDEOS!

  • @sylascoker1483
    @sylascoker1483 6 років тому +47

    When he showed that beluga whale I just died xD

  • @A.D.00
    @A.D.00 6 років тому +44

    When you showed the sea cow I nearly lost it🤣

  • @jamarfluent3060
    @jamarfluent3060 5 років тому +2

    "This Puts a smile on my face."
    I understand why Thanos snapped

  • @SonowGamer
    @SonowGamer 5 років тому +4

    Me: Hey dude. Why is some of Nasa's equipment getting pulled out of space?
    Homie: Thats why! *points at her*
    Me: Oh.

  • @waldoparsnip1025
    @waldoparsnip1025 5 років тому +140

    Scientists can't explain it , sometimes they just beach themselves for no reason !

    • @secrecy3915
      @secrecy3915 5 років тому +2

      Sometimes they beach for no reason.