I got an idea for the sitcom "Two and a Half Men Again" This time, we got Alan Jake and Jake's grandson. Plot line, Alan got married for a 3rd time, he got screw aagain and now he is living with Jake that is a celebrity chef. (And here is the idea, Alan also drove Jake's wife nuts. I am thinking...played by Kathryn Newton or Laura Marano and drive her to move out, when she made Jake choose between his dad or her. And that gives Jake a few season to show he learn a few things from his uncle Charlie as a ladies man and eventually his wife still came back.)
A: Um... when I was a little boy, um, we had a dog named Rusty, um, who loved peanut butter, and, uh, my brother, uh, convinced me that the best way to feed him, uh, was to, uh, uh, smear it on my testicles. Um... No surprise, that dog got very, very fat. A: So, long story short, I kissed the guy. Because, you know, how else would I know whether or not I was gay? L: What did you decide? A: Well, I may love Broadway musicals and have an eye for fashion, but that's where it stops. L: Okay. Let's recap the highlights. You embezzled money from your family, you cheated on me with an old girlfriend... you might be the father of Judith and Herb's baby, you didn't tell your late brother that the woman he was chasing was married to a mannequin because she gave you $50,000 to keep it a secret. And to top it all off, you gave the family dog type 2 diabetes. A: Oh, wait, one more thing. Those diamond earrings I got you for your birthday last year... L: Let me guess. They're not real. A: Oh, no, they're real. Uh, it's just, I kind of stole them from my ex-wife. You know, it really feels good to get all this off my chest. This is just SOME of the wrong things Alan has done in his life its amazing how much he preached to Charlie about him being a bad example towards Jake but what about Alan? all the wrong choices he has made especially from S1 to S8?
I Christen thee HMS Kitchen Table. Godspeed 😂😂😂😂😂
Sometimes the ridiculous dialogue is enough to send me crying laughing 😂😂
Well Alan really have one 🤣
Now Charlie has a valid reason to dating two women at the same time
Except he's always the one who dumps them
“When she dumps you”
“When one of them dumps you”
Given Alan’s track record when it comes to women Charlie is right both times
oh, listen to mr. college boy
I got an idea for the sitcom "Two and a Half Men Again" This time, we got Alan Jake and Jake's grandson.
Plot line, Alan got married for a 3rd time, he got screw aagain and now he is living with Jake that is a celebrity chef.
(And here is the idea, Alan also drove Jake's wife nuts. I am thinking...played by Kathryn Newton or Laura Marano and drive her to move out, when she made Jake choose between his dad or her. And that gives Jake a few season to show he learn a few things from his uncle Charlie as a ladies man and eventually his wife still came back.)
A: Um... when I was a little boy, um, we had a dog named Rusty, um, who loved peanut butter, and, uh, my brother, uh, convinced me that the best way to feed him, uh, was to, uh, uh, smear it on my testicles. Um... No surprise, that dog got very, very fat.
A: So, long story short, I kissed the guy. Because, you know, how else would I know whether or not I was gay?
L: What did you decide?
A: Well, I may love Broadway musicals and have an eye for fashion, but that's where it stops.
L: Okay. Let's recap the highlights. You embezzled money from your family, you cheated on me with an old girlfriend... you might be the father of Judith and Herb's baby, you didn't tell your late brother that the woman he was chasing was married to a mannequin because she gave you $50,000 to keep it a secret. And to top it all off, you gave the family dog type 2 diabetes.
A: Oh, wait, one more thing. Those diamond earrings I got you for your birthday last year...
L: Let me guess. They're not real.
A: Oh, no, they're real. Uh, it's just, I kind of stole them from my ex-wife. You know, it really feels good to get all this off my chest.
This is just SOME of the wrong things Alan has done in his life its amazing how much he preached to Charlie about him being a bad example towards Jake but what about Alan? all the wrong choices he has made especially from S1 to S8?
and yet, you’re still rooting your on horn 🤣
they cut off the best part of the joke
watching this high asf 🤣👍🏿
Yes, sir 👍🏿
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Alan sacked it on the counter unlike Charlie