Alan's Funniest Moments (Part One) | Two and a Half Men

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  • Опубліковано 18 сер 2022
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  • @abbieroseholden4174
    @abbieroseholden4174 Рік тому +121

    The on screen chemistry between Alan and Charlie was fantastic

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Рік тому +81

    Jon Cryer was my favorite actor from this series. He was absolutely perfect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rickyhorndanczenacaweavfan3346
      @rickyhorndanczenacaweavfan3346 Рік тому +7

      I can’t tell who’s my favourite there all good actors with good scripts.😂😅😂

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 9 місяців тому +6

      Kandi and him were absolutely hilarious couple 😂😂

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 6 місяців тому +17

    "He respects me enough to lie to me"
    😂😭
    "The student has become the master"🧨😭😭😂😂😂

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 6 місяців тому +15

    "Well maybe not funny haha but certainly funny hihi"
    😂😂😂Alan just made me laugh to hurt me

  • @avatarjones6780
    @avatarjones6780 6 місяців тому +10

    Alan and Charlie are the best combination ever, they are all doing absolutely perfect. Best show of all time

  • @AshaPrakashMohapatra
    @AshaPrakashMohapatra 9 місяців тому +12

    It's the irony of the world that someone named "CRYER" made us laugh the most in our lives

  • @ElChavo1128
    @ElChavo1128 Рік тому +22

    6:15 the moment Alan realized 🤣

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 Рік тому +23

    "Oh, is that the girl who butch slapped me in your shower this morning?"
    "Oh come on, that was the most action you've had in months!"

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 9 місяців тому +15

    If you watched the whole series 3:35 was absolutely his best acting 😂

  • @felixnobauer769
    @felixnobauer769 11 місяців тому +15

    „The washing machine will call you on your cell phone“ …. Well, that’s exactly what happens nowadays 🤣

  • @nash6414
    @nash6414 6 місяців тому +6

    1:40 you missed a part were Charli say “ Your welcome, Grasshopper 🙏🏼” 😂😂😂

  • @sophiemckenzie7527
    @sophiemckenzie7527 Рік тому +37

    I like this show so much that I still watch it I just love it makes me laugh ..

    • @Richard.Blixten
      @Richard.Blixten 6 місяців тому

      I watched it 'til the end. The best show and Seinfeld of course.

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Рік тому +5

    3:05 "OIIIIII YOIIII YOI YOIIIIII" lol

  • @BeefPapa
    @BeefPapa 7 місяців тому +4

    2:35
    *Samsung grins proudly*

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman Рік тому +27

    "And the cat's in the cradle and"
    "That's not funny!"
    Little boy blue
    cuz he needed the money.

  • @robertbarnes4666
    @robertbarnes4666 Рік тому +194

    this man was happy and doing ok until his wife decided to take that all away yet he still landed on his feet in the end

    • @adriancrevan
      @adriancrevan Рік тому +7

      Cause she wasn't happy with him 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @counter546
      @counter546 Рік тому +51

      @@adriancrevan she wasn't happy with anyone or anything.

    • @chowder1272
      @chowder1272 Рік тому +27

      Judith totally destroyed his life and Herb's too.

    • @RyanGriffiths28
      @RyanGriffiths28 Рік тому +9

      Charlie didn't exactly help with Alan lawyer

    • @00Tenrai00
      @00Tenrai00 Рік тому +3

      @@chowder1272 does she get what she deserved?

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 6 місяців тому +5

    4:12 you gonna wash your hands?
    "no cuz im evil"
    its funny cuz lex luthor

    • @sethstrattan7380
      @sethstrattan7380 4 місяці тому +1

      He’s my Lex Luthor. It’s a crime James Gunn didn’t cast him

  • @ollsmz9887
    @ollsmz9887 Рік тому +5

    3:55 I knew it !!

  • @lucasblanton5203
    @lucasblanton5203 Рік тому +2

    0:21 1:08 "HEY HEY HEY WOAH WOAH WOAH!!!!!!" lmaoooooo

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom 4 місяці тому

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @JustMeandLife
    @JustMeandLife Рік тому +17

    3:59🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryanbowald2425
    @ryanbowald2425 23 дні тому

    3:45 “A female is in the house she must be mounted” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-pt2ln7fe3e
    @user-pt2ln7fe3e 10 днів тому +1

    2.5 dollars worth of gas 😂😂😂

  • @Lifeangel2908
    @Lifeangel2908 6 місяців тому +3

    Here herb says his wife passed away and at his wedding with Judith, his fiancé was trying to create a scene with Alan, he never talked about that woman

  • @maxxymrice6200
    @maxxymrice6200 Місяць тому +1

    Alan: I can't leave my car on the street. What if someone tries to steal it?
    Charlie: your right! Leave the keys, gas money, and a thank you note.

  • @heatherwanamaker8000
    @heatherwanamaker8000 Рік тому +11

    This looks like a good show

    • @kayrenee319
      @kayrenee319 Рік тому +1

      it can be annoying or repetitive after a while but overall i definitely watch it when I'm bored!!

  • @simonaborsodiova9315
    @simonaborsodiova9315 Рік тому +4

    I love him so much❤ Jon Cryer❤

  • @primallove
    @primallove Рік тому +12

    _"You could not control yourself."_ He could; it takes conscious choice to be a womanizer. He _does not restrain_ himself. There's a difference. Self-restraint involves self-control, but not always the other way around.

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom 4 місяці тому

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @ronanthesuperginger
    @ronanthesuperginger Рік тому +5

    3:15 lex Luthor talking to Alan Harper

  • @LuisMurillo-yz3dw
    @LuisMurillo-yz3dw 2 місяці тому +3

    Anyone else still waiting for a new episode

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Рік тому +11

    The guy the plays Alan looks so much like a cousin of mine haha

  • @Toshaboy1987
    @Toshaboy1987 Рік тому +2

    Lol Charlie with mustqche

  • @ahuralinna6184
    @ahuralinna6184 6 місяців тому

    3:45 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @summertime6785
    @summertime6785 Місяць тому +1

    3:49-4:07 *Skunk, Dog Crap, and Ketchup*

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 6 місяців тому +3

    The show didn’t work when Charlie left because of him and jon together. If Jon left and it was Charlie and Ashton it would be just as bad

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom 4 місяці тому +1

      By what?

  • @antonkomarov9025
    @antonkomarov9025 Рік тому +2

    Alan Harper, lol

  • @ajarnett5814
    @ajarnett5814 Рік тому +9

    How come Alan is always flogging the dolphin?

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 6 місяців тому +4

    On the first seasons, Alan was a very sympathetic character but when the show entered on its second half, my God, they really turned the guy into the very definition of a disgusting parasitic leech!

    • @Tribozom
      @Tribozom 4 місяці тому

      AH. He's not the innocent, he's the masturbator.

  • @boogitybear2283
    @boogitybear2283 10 місяців тому +2

    I always said that Chelsea was a better fit for Alan than Charlie.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 3 місяці тому +1

      In some ways I agree she was too good for Charlie

  • @otaviofernandes42
    @otaviofernandes42 Рік тому +3

    esse show era tão bom, pena que o ego do charlie estragou tudo

  • @MatthewG1247
    @MatthewG1247 8 місяців тому

    3:45

  • @afonsodeportugal
    @afonsodeportugal 9 місяців тому

    Herb was lying here!

  • @jameshaggerty8348
    @jameshaggerty8348 8 місяців тому

    Alan Harper makes George Constanza look like a likable guy.

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 3 місяці тому +1

      I don't think anybody could make George Constanza likable

  • @kennybegeske8824
    @kennybegeske8824 Рік тому +7

    Jon Cryer

  • @sousukeshigure7154
    @sousukeshigure7154 Рік тому +12

    After a year I'll get rid of Alan out of my beach house I helped u and now ur are ur own and don't bother coming back because I changed the locks and that includes the garage door good looking in my house freeloader

    • @Conneck_Mhike
      @Conneck_Mhike Рік тому +1

      He's your brother bra

    • @10ones
      @10ones 10 місяців тому +2

      Free loader? Dude can’t even afford to put 5 dollars for gas

    • @sousukeshigure7154
      @sousukeshigure7154 10 місяців тому +1

      @@10ones That's his problem not mine I let him and his kid stay here if he wants to continue to stay in my house he has to pay rent $2,500 if he can't pay I throw his stuff or sale it online

    • @sousukeshigure7154
      @sousukeshigure7154 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Conneck_Mhike Doesn't matter I don't want my brother living with me for free his paying rent $2,000 and $500 for his kid

    • @10ones
      @10ones 10 місяців тому

      @@sousukeshigure7154 it kind of is since Charlie made the divorce worse with the lawyer

  • @hugobastos3891
    @hugobastos3891 10 місяців тому +2

    Normally Alan's funniest moments are also Charlie funniest ones , that ones never happened without Charlie .

  • @Dennnis10B
    @Dennnis10B 5 місяців тому +1

    I'm at 60 years old and never had children. Doctors bless me, but the nurses at trios hate me. I receive much hate from all women.😅

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 Рік тому

    "Had an interesting chat with your ex-wife today."
    "Oh, can't we just have a nice dinner?"

  • @stevenstair1068
    @stevenstair1068 Рік тому +12

    What a leach he was!!!

  • @cyberdog4453
    @cyberdog4453 Рік тому +2

    How was the video more than 10 secs long?

  • @00Tenrai00
    @00Tenrai00 Рік тому +4

    Don’t chiropractors make money?

    • @10ones
      @10ones 10 місяців тому +4

      Well it depends. Chiropractor wasn’t as huge as it is today. And more than 50% of his income goes to his ex-wife and still has to pay to mortgage of his house, his own groceries his assistant his office. He doesn’t have much left over

    • @ryanclark7962
      @ryanclark7962 10 місяців тому +3

      Even if they did he had to pay a shit ton of alimony to Judith and not to mention paying for some stuff for Jake. He was essentially broke because of Judith.

  • @JamesSmith-ui2hv
    @JamesSmith-ui2hv 2 місяці тому +1

    Can't stand Allan , he is the epitome of the woke

    • @georgebrice8329
      @georgebrice8329 Місяць тому +1

      I don't know about that they are way worse than Allan ever check out the arrowverse

  • @user-bu6dz1yh9g
    @user-bu6dz1yh9g 5 днів тому

    Can't stand cryor

  • @topherdaniel
    @topherdaniel 8 місяців тому +1

    Alan has never been funny in this show

    • @Dannychill
      @Dannychill 4 місяці тому +5

      You wouldn’t know comedy if it’s spit in your face