Dungeons & Dragons: Middle Aged Edition
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You had me at preemptive ibuprofen.
That's what we call pre-gaming in your 40s.
@@Jamesmatise I use aleeve...
Anyone over 40 already was primed for that.
I alternate ibuprofen and tylenol... Canadians can by tylenol with codine, lucky bastards
And arch support inserts.
This hits harder than most...
Just too real
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Take two ibuprofen and call your doctor in the morning. Don't forget to drink plenty of water!
"He's not in my network" - as someone who has gotten sick out of network, toughing out the pain to avoid crippling financial ruin checks out.
I got hit by a car in Nashville about ten days ago.
I live in Alabama.
I drove 120 miles back home to get back in Network.
Murica!
@@harrytabb328 Holy crap, I'm so sorry. That's...awful.
@@philw4025 Even worse, it wasn't an accident! The punks hit me on purpose. I got really banged up.
@@harrytabb328 I went to the er the other day I was in there for an hour they took my vitals and discharged me I was charged 700 dollars
Having the party use the American healthcare system sure sets the adventure to hard mode
It’s not so bad if you just, you know…get a job.
@@rapid13 Oh yes it is.
They are in Florida. They haven't even expanded Medicaid.
@@rapid13 HA! nice one bub. I have two and yet still . . .
Aging when you're young is like leveling up. Aging when you get older is like procing debuffs.
I was not expecting the HOA BBEG.
I feel called out, says the 48 year old grognard...
Right there w/ ya. 😆👴
47 in three weeks, but.... yeah....
Oh, hush yourself, whippersnapper. (I'm 53.) :>
47. Right there with ya.
Same here. 47.
This episode hits very close to home. The OTCs being popped to do daily chores, you'll feel that later effect is brutal.
Hahahaha, oh crap, pulled a muscle in my back laughing. Great episode.
My sciatica flared up reading the title of this video. Gonna be one of those days.
Sciatica is nasty stuff. You doing physical therapy? Light yoga?
@Technodreamer I stretch, yeah. Some walking too.
37? Almost 40? WHIPPERSNAPPERS!
As someone who started playing D&D in the 70s… this is all too familiar.
Same
Did you see how slow Kepler jumped on the couch? Even Puppo was feeling His Dog Years....
My Springer Spaniel is 14 and she is still nuclear powered. I was hoping it would get easier as she got older. NOPE still 5 walks a day
@@piccalillipit9211my family dog was half black lab and half blue tick hound. Even when her haunches were bad shed still often go full force. I miss her. She was always so lively.
I turned 45 this year...accepting my 'oldness' isn't easy, but I just enjoy my vintage gaming and drink lots of coffee.
Same, but while I can't pull all-nighters and the like as I could in my younger days, I have been hitting the treadmill and trying to watch my diet, so I feel like I'm doing better than I otherwise could be. Although the random muscle tweak while doing something mundane is quite familar. XD
The only thing missing is the hours long argument over which edition rule set should be used.
3.5, allways 3.5 and i'll die on that hill.
@@belgarath6388 it should be AD&D 2E as it's the same age bracket as the play group.
And THAC0
@@belgarath6388You have me at your side on that hill.
"its about the journey" and the journey almost killed them lol
As an HOA manager in FL, I need this spell to be real please. I approve of this usage.
Oh, you poor summer children. Wait until you're 60. lol
I'm headed there next month. :(
Agreed. 58 here. F you for being accurate. Being as I am doing logistics to do a hog/gator hunt next year when I turn 59 and without true hunting experience as a midlife crisis thing before I retire, you need to do Midlife Crisis edition...
52 here. And every time I hear a 30s or 40s something youtuber complain the he/she feels old almost make me laugh.
Preach!
I feel 60 already. I’m already concerned about my lawn and I’m cussing at a tree branch I can’t reach to cut that is threatening my powerlines
I feel seen, and attacked
1:25
Me (who was born in the '50's): "Youngsters."
We found the ancient relic. ;) sorry I just roll with spirit of todays gag.
Kepler sighting!
Also, this is too real.
as is so often the case, the day is saved by malicious compliance!
I have a feat called "Summon Personal Tax Agent" which let's me spontaneously summon my H&R Block Rep to deal with any and all tax related traps or scenarios.
Laughing at this shit in 46 year old pain. XD
I'm only surprised that the "Ancient Treasure" in the box wasn't a 360 or something.
As a 56 year old, I feel this, I'm on the downhill slope and things are failing fast. It's a minor miracle if I wake up not in pain.
As a 37 year old who someone hurt his back/shoulder just slightly moving in my chair at work the other day, I DEEPLY relate to this.
Looking forward to the episode where the party meets at the "Country Kitchen Buffet"
53 year old me: You're all just...so adorable...😂
I'm right there with you Lance. The big 4-0 LOOMS with ever malicious vigor.
I want a shemp check & a Curly Joe check! : ) Wait till you hit your 50's! You have all done so very well!
“We’re going into a dungeon and he’s concerned about my diet?”
*Senshi the dwarf has entered the chat.*
IRS and HOA? Heck with that, give me an ancient dragon anytime.
My plantar fasciitis started 2 days ago. This hits too close
Shit dude, if you need help, I was told to walk barefoot on grass. Good hunting.
If you think middle aged is rough, wait until you hit senior status.
In our 35+ beer league ice hockey division we call taking ibruprofin before the game "preproing".
At 56, my Middle Aged adventure woulda driving to a location using a paper map (and folding sad map back up properly), retrieving a videocassette from a VCR when the tape has gone haywire without breaking the tape and tuning into a UHF station when the Rabbit ears are broken! 😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣
That's funny. And I'm in Jacksonville today feeling very old. Your timing was perfect for me. Please keep future content all about me, I like it.
Joke's on him, I took the noble background for my Sorcerer. I don't pay taxes, I levy em
Well, this one hits close to home lol
Tax extensions are due Oct 15 and this is really on point LOL
Aaaannnnd I still need to top up my HSA
Such young and talented people,
it's so adorable they all think they'll get a house with middle age.
You should get someone's dad involved and do a dad's jokes edition. Make him the surprise villian
Tv remote woulda been a better relic, sitcom dads love their tv remotes.
Yeah, but as things were going for them, it would have been with empty batteries. 🤷♂️🤦♂️
Kepler! We see you back there! 😀
As someone who pulled their back at the start of this week, I feel attacked
Approaching forty. Whippersnappers! I'll be forty-seven later this year. But we're all younger than Lazarus Long, he was 213 the first time we saw him in "Methuselah's Children" and he's doing stuff like running from exploding air cars and stealing star ships.
I'm 45! I feel this edition in my knees
Why is this so depressingly relatable...?
I'm 36 an the idea of being considered middle-aged makes me want to swallow my tongue.
I'm sorry, but being almost 50 myself, this one hit home. I have to say this is gotta be my favorite one y'all have done, and I love ALL your videos! Thanks for the laugh (and back pain from doing so)!
I'm watching this the day before my 40th birthday while in extreme back pain from moving some boxes and mowing the yard....I feel this so much
We share a birthday! Sadly not a birth year, though - I’ll be 43 tomorrow 😳
Then stretch your muscles and use them more.
Laziness weakens you, not age.
Source: every elderly farmer ever.
I was laughing and my rib hurt.
OK. We're doing this today.
Best episode yet! Justin after the push mower was 😂😂😂
I feel this
OK, this one hit a little too close to home.
Middle Aged Edition ft American Healthcare System
Very fitting since I just had my yearly physical today. I just turned 41 and my husband is about to turn 39. We're right in that boat with you, guys!
Kepler! Hello, good boi. He's doin' a couch snooze.
I want more of this as a longer series!
A wise man once sang "Lifes gonna suck when you grow up, when you grow up,... it sucks pretty bad right now"
I left out the most unPC words of the song.
The wise man was Denis Leary, I think it was on the No cure for cancer tour.
It really suits 'Middle Age Edition" and you all just made me feel old lol
Being middle-aged myself I will say I've never shuffled to any destination. I'm not a senior yet!
I feel attacked. Where has "Sarah" been?
We miss the Sarah character, but they've stated previously that the actress who plays Sarah wants a break from being in front of the camera.
Fellas, why the personal attack? Lol, yeah, we're all getting old. 😅
That was hilarious and cut way too close to the bone!
The Three Stooges joke got me.
Oof... I relate to this episode.
Everyone ALWAYS watch the Gag Roll, and listen to Chaz, he's amazing
Melissa's aditions hit just as good as Keplar's.
Don't feel bad, Lance. This Dragon is north of 50, and I've felt all of these pains... except the HOA Pres
I was smart enough to move into a community with no HOA. ;)
I feel called out
Pssh, mowing the lawn doesn't hurt! Or make me out of breath. I love mowing the lawn. 😂 I do have random ankle pain for no reason. Age 38 here.
As someone who has been playing D&D since the Red Box came out I feel both insulted and seen by this skit. ;-p
I am 44 with a 2-year old and a daughter due in three months. I am absolutely rolling anything physical with disadvantage.
Lance being 40 makes his aew simping all the more egregious
Very authentic, although you youngsters don't know the half of it.
Youngsters...started playing in '79.
Finally! Relatable material!
I feel personally attacked :P
I miss drunk before noon
This hit pretty darn close to home dang it.
You all laugh, but it's coming for you, too!
Too real.
Damn! Nat 1 on my Shemp check. 😥
I so felt this one. Let me go pop some aspirin.
At 54 years old, I feel targeted.
But you won’t get old until your late 80s (or species equivalent) if you never stop adventuring.
Idleness ruins the flesh, not age.
There’s a reason old farmers are in better condition than desk workers a quarter of their age!
I was JUST watching the old people edition and now THIS drops!
Roll a Wisdom saving throw
Too real
Feeling called out here. lol
This one hurt, ouch
Doggies. Hi doggie
This hurt my 39 year old soul.
I feel targeted.
Bravo!
Should have started with a fist full of vitamins… Creatine, omega 3, vitamin d, magnesium and then the pain killers. Also start random new hobby…
Silly youngsters We older adventurers know...Conan Always goes left!
I got gastritis from taking too much preemptive ibuprofen. Now I take a preemptive omeprazole AND ibuprofen.
😂 Cuz old. Yep.
Malicious Compliance...allowing those with less "power" in a relationship to get even ...in the Military and Government Beurocracy.