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  • @thelegalsystem
    @thelegalsystem Рік тому +1247

    Woolie: slight change of tone
    Pat: "What fresh hell is this"

    • @ConsueloHigdon
      @ConsueloHigdon Рік тому +138

      That’s how you know they are best friends

    • @armchairmaster
      @armchairmaster Рік тому +210

      "Pat."
      "You used my government name, what the fuck is happening."

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 Рік тому +71

      @@armchairmasterWoolie saying Pat's name is like your mom using your full name at you.

    • @KaroSword
      @KaroSword Рік тому +23

      no because "are you aware?" is exactly how bullshit starts coming out of someones mouth lmaooo

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky Рік тому +313

    Woolie: Hey Pat...
    Pat: What sort of psychological torment are you going to inflict on me now?

  • @doobeedogooder9342
    @doobeedogooder9342 Рік тому +467

    Being a Floridaian, and hearing Woolie describe Florida men, and a "Florida Event" is the best thing I've ever heard

    • @TheRogueWolf
      @TheRogueWolf Рік тому +71

      We need a chart to measure Florida Events. "People, we are at METHCON 1!"

    • @birdoven5754
      @birdoven5754 Рік тому +39

      "Sir, this is a Florida-level threat"

    • @castform57
      @castform57 Рік тому +3

      There needs to be a proper FBC just for florida, so they can deal with and record the happening florida events.

    • @1upclock
      @1upclock Рік тому +11

      Florida (derogatory)

    • @KaizarNike
      @KaizarNike Рік тому +6

      A florida event: Something the SCP Foundation is completely unable to deal with, they are forced to rely on the US justice system

  • @Mutraex923
    @Mutraex923 Рік тому +529

    Who'da thunk that a lot of black and Hispanic people would live in a place that's literally right by the carribean?

    • @tarfielarchelone2674
      @tarfielarchelone2674 Рік тому +71

      Pretty sure my hispanic co workers that moved their listed the same reason as my jamaiacan co worker. (They hate all this damn snow and cold weather that place is like home and it's easy to avoid people you don't want to interact with).

    • @jaysteelsun
      @jaysteelsun Рік тому +1

      WHAT?! 🤯

  • @Egalia_1
    @Egalia_1 Рік тому +281

    Woolie has the ability to activate Pat’s bit sense with a single word

  • @toddvogel8887
    @toddvogel8887 Рік тому +790

    You don't understand, those black people in the trailer weren't just standing there, they were standing there... Menacingly!

    • @Kango234
      @Kango234 Рік тому +75

      I can't believe that SpongeBob bit from over 20 years ago is still funny to me.

    • @toddvogel8887
      @toddvogel8887 Рік тому +46

      @@Kango234 Old SpongeBob is just too quoteable.

    • @qnybucks
      @qnybucks Рік тому +36

      ゴゴゴゴ

    • @JCdental
      @JCdental Рік тому +37

      Melanincingly

    • @Tsunamidusher
      @Tsunamidusher Рік тому +6

      Man, the first five and a half minutes of this were gold XD

  • @ispaceghost
    @ispaceghost Рік тому +393

    Woolie: I'm out of my head when you're not around.
    Pat: SHUT UP!

  • @LiggyMustard
    @LiggyMustard 11 місяців тому +67

    I read a comment on another video that said "Racism is Woolie's catnip"
    That is all, thank you for your time

    • @garristhemont1586
      @garristhemont1586 6 місяців тому +1

      That's my favorite comment I've seen on a CSB video it's such a fitting metaphor

  • @Zexx4
    @Zexx4 Рік тому +684

    People upset by this is going to be REALLY UPSET when they find out about San Andreas

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Рік тому +174

      I was thinking the same thing. If SA came out now, they would be throwing such a massive fit about how "woke" it is.

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Рік тому +15

      I’m just wondering if Pat is gonna like gta 6 or think it’ll be mid, probably the latter because of his takes on past R* games.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Рік тому +49

      @@derpstick5467 he doesn't seem to be a fan of the Rockstar stuff. I like it, but it does get annoying and I hate how much of their games feels like a grind.
      Then I try to play saints row again and I remember why I appreciate gta.

    • @nahuel3433
      @nahuel3433 Рік тому +6

      Or a third of GTA5

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Рік тому +11

      @DriscolDevil just finished watching the clip and yeah Pat once again brings up how garbage the movement feels, I can see where he’s coming from and also the lack of freedom you get in the missions which will probably happen in gta 6 so yeah odds are he’ll probably stream it once and never play it again because it’ll probably have all the things he hates about modern R* games and i feel like he’s painting a bad picture of the modern stuff to Woolie, though I doubt Woolie cares, if he ever gets around to playing RDR2 or whatever, he might agree but maybe he will have a different take on them.

  • @Rikuo86
    @Rikuo86 Рік тому +210

    Florida Man but it uses the Majima Everywhere System.

    • @donniebell7887
      @donniebell7887 Рік тому +26

      Sounds horrifying

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Рік тому

      @@donniebell7887 ...and then people wonder why 'Murica has more guns than it has people...

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills Рік тому +32

      Now that LaD is going to the US it can happen for real
      "Gotcha now Kiryu-Chan!"
      *METHHEAD MAJIMA*
      *PATRIARCH OF THE TRAILER PARK CLAN*

    • @kricku
      @kricku Рік тому +5

      The Florida Man Everywhere System

    • @breaksystembse
      @breaksystembse 3 місяці тому

      @@kricku That's terrifying

  • @purpleisthesneakiest
    @purpleisthesneakiest Рік тому +338

    Pat asking if Florida Man is the dingo of his ecosystem is really funny because it implies that Florida Man eats babies.

    • @pandagamer-hg5be
      @pandagamer-hg5be Рік тому +48

      Not that he wouldn't though

    • @arthurgomes5188
      @arthurgomes5188 Рік тому +51

      I mean..... There was a dude a few years ago high on drugs that chewed another guy's face off.

    • @Rhaethyn
      @Rhaethyn Рік тому +25

      Are you implying it doesn't?

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 Рік тому +5

      Well, yeah. He probably would.

    • @gonzoGnostalgic
      @gonzoGnostalgic Рік тому +5

      Nah. That's Sacramento Man.

  • @kahlt_
    @kahlt_ Рік тому +88

    The funniest thing about GTA's weird weighty movement bullshit is that they legitimately just make it play normally when you're in first person. Movement becomes properly omnidirectional and crisp and you don't even have to mash to sprint, just hold the button. They legitimately just do it properly but ONLY WHEN YOU'RE FIRST PERSON WHICH IS INSANE.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 7 місяців тому +3

      It's so fucking frustrating.

    • @Snake-x1t
      @Snake-x1t Місяць тому +2

      I don't get it. I love that they have weight. I hate flying around in games as if I weigh 5 ounces and I'm wearing rocket boots.

  • @CaptainDemo779
    @CaptainDemo779 Рік тому +340

    My favorite parts about the “It’s all so tiresome” tweet:
    1) The pictures are all of black folks having a good time, even the gangsters and the twerking lady
    2) THERE’S A BUNCH OF WHITE PEOPLE IN THAT BEACH SHOT
    3) The last image in the bottom right corner of the collage is just a social worker talking to the Latina protagonist. She looks harmless. The opposite of threatening.
    It must be hard living in a world as a person who thinks anything that isn’t white, straight, and male is a threat to you.

    • @Kaarl_Mills
      @Kaarl_Mills Рік тому

      It's fascism at work, the very existence of non white people is an existential threat to them

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma Рік тому +100

      those are the people calling others snowflakes too, still can't get over that irony lol

    • @yellow242
      @yellow242 Рік тому +12

      Shit like the marvels, barbie and snow white are easy examples as too why some people feel that way. Ain't right, but it's easy to see why.

    • @GabeSweetMan
      @GabeSweetMan Рік тому

      Any ideologically motivated filter wraps back around to being self parody when turned up to 11. In the same way a tiny minority of race obsessed weirdos flipped out over the lack of black/brown people in Kingdom Come Deliverance, a historical northern European setting that would absolutely be as pasty as Pat's backside, complaining about the inclusion of black people in what might be the MOST diverse location in the most ethnically mixed country in the world is so completely detached from reality it just makes me laugh at the absurdity. Clowns, all of them.

    • @r15835
      @r15835 Рік тому +115

      ​@@yellow242bro, you feel your social well-being is threatened by Barbies, Snow White, and a comic hero shows?

  • @pocketlint60
    @pocketlint60 Рік тому +251

    I am in the ground.
    I am in the air.
    I am all: I live in the hearts of men.
    - Florida Man according to Woolie

    • @tatoy2
      @tatoy2 Рік тому +28

      Florida Man was Shivers all along

    • @chimeratheo1855
      @chimeratheo1855 Рік тому +17

      I AM ALL OF ME

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +8

      All Hail Shadow?

    • @Akaritomi
      @Akaritomi Рік тому +7

      I AM THOU
      AND THOU ART I...
      - Florida Man 2023

    • @Blackheartzero
      @Blackheartzero Рік тому +4

      I am one,
      And I am all,
      And I am also _you._

  • @ShiningSpecks
    @ShiningSpecks Рік тому +81

    As a former Floridian, you can escape Florida but the spirit of Florida Man will forever stay in your soul.

    • @Vaksharules1999
      @Vaksharules1999 Місяць тому

      You can take the man out of Florida, but you can't take the Florida out of the Florida Man.

  • @wumbojet
    @wumbojet Рік тому +264

    Woolie is forgetting that those seemingly peaceful black people in the beach might have been commiting the most dangerous crime of all! Loitering!

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Рік тому +60

      Ah yes, loitering, Schrödingers crime. Standing is both legal and not until the officer decides what mood they're in.

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet Рік тому +7

      @Dabednego you can't forget that the average Floridian is legitimately insane

    • @wardy4903
      @wardy4903 Рік тому +4

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong loitering is always illegal. whether a cop feels like calling you on it at any given moment is a different story. Since even small tasks like traffic signalling take more importance. Never trick yourself into thinking stealing penny candy is legal just because nobody cared enough to call the cops.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Рік тому +15

      @@wardy4903 but stealing penny candy is far less subjective. What distinguishes loitering from just standing around somewhere in a public place, for example?

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Рік тому +18

      @@wardy4903 I have never seen someone miss a point as effectively as you.
      Please, define loitering. I can define stealing, and apparently they are comparable.

  • @leithaziz2716
    @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +99

    14:00 I appreciate the Sleeping Dogs compliment. That game was fantastic.

    • @briochepanda
      @briochepanda Рік тому

      Wei Shen MF.

    • @DemonicDevilDiran
      @DemonicDevilDiran Рік тому +4

      I try and sell my friends on it every now and again, alas to no avail.
      Wonder if the hype-ass zombies from Streets of L.A. will do it for them.

  • @darkdestiny661
    @darkdestiny661 Рік тому +59

    ".....Pat?..."
    *Sounds of Royal Guard being spammed*

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster Рік тому +126

    Pat simultaneously has Crazy Talk hanging around and can detect the most minute shift in Woolie's tone in .2 seconds. What the hell.

  • @Zangelin
    @Zangelin Рік тому +127

    All the reasons why Pat hates modern GTA is also the same reasons he loves Virtua Fighter

    • @krodmandoon3479
      @krodmandoon3479 Рік тому +60

      Only one playable black person in it?

    • @SciontheDark
      @SciontheDark Рік тому +1

      ​@@krodmandoon3479well, only one that mattered. Franklin felt like a third wheel in a game with 2 too many playable characters.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Рік тому +41

      @@SciontheDark I could not disagree more. Franklin was basically the main protagonist, even down to the ending.
      I have a ton of issues with gta 5, but pretending Franklin was a third wheel makes me question if you even played the game. If anything, Trevor feels way more out of place, most of his story is disconnected from the other two characters.

    • @TheShockVox
      @TheShockVox Рік тому +17

      @@SciontheDarksuper disagree. Felt like Franklin was the main character, and Michael as well. Felt like Trevor was the one who shouldn’t have been playable and more of an NPC antagonist.

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +1

      @@DriscolDevil how did Franklin contribute to the story beyond being Michael's sidekick?

  • @michaelpalacios8951
    @michaelpalacios8951 Рік тому +64

    Where's my shoplifting from high end boutiques minigame? My immersion will be destroyed if I can't fill out the forms for a fraudulent 501.3c or call in a fake domestic abuse report on my neighbor that won't remove the pink flamingos from his lawn.

  • @shadowrobot7708
    @shadowrobot7708 Рік тому +44

    I think the best way to describe it is that they don't want you to cancel any animations. So if you start to take a step but you need to move backwards becomes you were about to walk off a cliff. Rock-star controls will make you walk off that cliff but most other games would let you change directions.

    • @RedStar_N7
      @RedStar_N7 Рік тому +5

      I'm very surprised Pat seemed to have no complaints about that with the RE4 Remake. Original Leon could start and stop his run on a dime and could even do full 90 degree turns by snapping his aim to either direction. Remake Leon is heavy. All his movements carry so much momentum that sudden turns will trigger a short sliding animation where his legs bend to shift his weight away and the delay is just long enough that an enemy can hit you during that. I was so hoping Woolie would catch him on that and call him out

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe Рік тому +25

      @@RedStar_N7I don’t think you realize that context changes when heavy controls and control locking up adds to rather than detracts from game feel. In a survival horror game, sluggish controls can add gravity and tension, like a Silent Hill or old school tank control RE. In Mecha games, sluggish controls can emphasize the weight and size of your craft. GTA is a stupid run and gun shooter that controls like shit a lot of the time, despite seemingly having its design centered in arcade style fun which tends to rely on snappier, twitchy gameplay. Driving is great, but my character on foot feels heavier and dumber than a semi truck, and it’s not that hard to grasp why that can be a turn off to some players.

    • @night1952
      @night1952 Рік тому +14

      @@RedStar_N7 There's a difference between a character feeling heavy to move and feeling bad and unwieldy. Leon feels responsive, GTA characters don't, and don't get me started on that jump.

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +3

      @@malikoniousjoe So basically, complaints about rockstar controls boil down to "I refuse to learn how the game works and will just complain that it's not what I'm used to"
      Purposeful weight in characters movements is not the same as bad controls

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +3

      @@night1952 I really don't understand the problems people have with rockstar games nowadays. The controls aren't broken or jank, you just don't want to learn how the game is played and instead, expect the game to adhere to you. A.K.A, a bad workman blaming his tools

  • @drhaxx7425
    @drhaxx7425 Рік тому +178

    Hispanics in Florida? Next you'll tell me that there may be Italians in New York

    • @AuspexAO
      @AuspexAO Рік тому +23

      Fugitaboutit!

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc Рік тому

      Nazis don't mind Italians cause they can just squint and pretend they're white

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +24

      Don't even dare imply there's Chinese in San Fransisco

    • @malikoniousjoe
      @malikoniousjoe Рік тому

      What the fuck are you buncha racists on about? There are no foreigners here, only my god blessed fellow Americans, long may they prosper! I’d hate to even consider that someone within our glorious nation has familial heritage outside of our centuries old country. The least American thing you can be is non American after all. Goddamn I love my truck and gun and my fellow Americans and our flag which has three distinct colors on it. I’m sure my American-American neighbors and our other American-American neighbors can all agree those colors are quite appeallingly arranged on that wonderful, god blessed flag.

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo Рік тому +11

      I suspect the people who have trouble with those demographics have less of an issue with italians and more with the people who make babkas and eat kosher. That's been their big one for some time now, after all.

  • @themightymander_extra
    @themightymander_extra Рік тому +36

    9:03 makes sense that any joke that is a song reference would go over the head of someone who *just* discovered Spotify

    • @artdog0100
      @artdog0100 Рік тому +11

      Pat had iTunes, Limewire, and Napster as a kid. Pat chose to not give a damn about music.

  • @sanninjiraiya
    @sanninjiraiya Рік тому +54

    Take mass wealth inequality, a large proportion of the population living with decent weather (minus the humidity) but with little to do, massive influxes of people from a variety of backgrounds, chronically underfunded social services, a weirdly resilient/risk taking centered culture (living with huge annual hurricanes does a lot to ones outlook), and a political culture skewed into overdrive: and you have the ingredients to get Florida type shenanigans. It's a perfect GTA setting.

  • @lordentropy460
    @lordentropy460 Рік тому +18

    4:30 - 4:50 I love how when Pat starts really losing it with laughter his current mic just cuts him off above a certain pitch. Iconic.

  • @XShrike0
    @XShrike0 Рік тому +21

    Vice City's greatest strength was it's god tier soundtrack. No matter what station the radio was on, it was something good.

  • @combatwomb1
    @combatwomb1 Рік тому +37

    As soon as I saw all this going down on Twitter, I immediately thought “Woolie and Pat are gonna have a great bit on this.”

  • @rasendori20
    @rasendori20 Рік тому +202

    Oh no the b-b-b-blacks are in Florida!!!!

  • @mediadetective6104
    @mediadetective6104 Рік тому +135

    *Black person just existing in the trailer to a game that takes place in Miami*
    *Synthetic Man proceeds to seethe and hide in his goblin cave screaming the word “woke”*

    • @wumbojet
      @wumbojet Рік тому +1

      I'm so excited for all new big games having trans women of color as protagonists so those pathetic manchildren can cry about "fucking pronouns" and culture war garbage and make their lives miserable

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +34

      Synthetic Man might be the most garbage content creator I've been exposed to in recent times when it comes to basic human standards.

    • @mediadetective6104
      @mediadetective6104 Рік тому +14

      @@NocturneJester Exactly. I’d highly recommend the podcast EFAP’s coverage of his GoW Ragnarok stuff if you want to see how genuinely insane and shitty he is. The guy in charge edited a whole video combining his videos on GoW Ragnarok as well as his streams, and his streams are quite revealing about what he’s actually like.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Рік тому

      yeah, sounds pretty Fake to me. ...it's almost like saying this one asshat _"Represents a whole group of people"_ would be the same kind of flawed rhetoric that asshat himself would employ

    • @jman2856
      @jman2856 Рік тому +5

      @@mediadetective6104Love to break it to you but EFAP are also grifters who complain about “woke” shit all the time.

  • @TheRogueWolf
    @TheRogueWolf Рік тому +126

    Complaining about black people and Hispanics existing in Miami, complaining about women who aren't "perfect 10s"... it's one long whiny cry of "why does it even exist if I dont't like it?!".

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Рік тому +1

      And how many people are actually saying this?? Do you have an accurate count or do you just blindly trust the progressive twitter echo chamber?

    • @Valzahd
      @Valzahd Рік тому +39

      ​@@iller3Sounds like you're one of these people since you're getting awfully defensive with multiple comments here.

    • @Hodd_Toward_69
      @Hodd_Toward_69 Рік тому +56

      @@Valzahd Lmao bro is a known quantity in Woolie's comment section at this point. Every time there's a clip related to politics you can bet your ass he turns up to post multiple dramatic comments defending rightwingers or trying to shift the blame.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +14

      You know when someone is complaining that women aren't as beautiful as they expect has a porn addiction.
      Bruh, those women spend $100s if not $1,000 of dollars on cosmetic work in a month, we all can't or just don't want to invest that much in our looks. And the only reason they do it is because it's an investment in future porn work.

    • @Shadowlily1112
      @Shadowlily1112 Рік тому

      ​@@johnrivers3813porn addicts have been running rampant as of late

  • @fien111
    @fien111 Рік тому +27

    Modern GTA movement controls feel like suggestions to a slightly-to-moderately drunk man via satellite delay.

  • @VinceMouse
    @VinceMouse Рік тому +55

    Florida Man is an involuntary Devil Trigger. It is KH 2 Rage Form.

  • @SaberRexZealot
    @SaberRexZealot 11 місяців тому +15

    GTA players complaining about black people in their game is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. The games have had black protagonists since San Andreas. Absolute heresy.

    • @MrFox-ox2ze
      @MrFox-ox2ze 11 місяців тому +1

      They must have been spermazoids and missed how CJ made all of us sheltered white kids feel what it was like to be black. But he made it feel awesome

  • @Bobbytries
    @Bobbytries Рік тому +51

    Pat’s description of the Director hand slapping you for trying something creative makes me think of every not Spider-Man part of the Spider-Man games.

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +10

      You do need variety in the gameplay to shake things up and not get repetitive (you can see what happens in FF16's case when you don't do that). However the way they do it in the Insomniac Spider-Man games is unfortunately very intrusive. What I think they could have done is put more emphasis on Stealth and the Puzzles (no Bioshock pipe puzzles pls) and those would be enough to keep things fresh.
      The Arkham games usually struck this balance pretty well, untill Arkham Knight came out and had the worst pacing in the series for several reasons.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Рік тому +24

      ​@@leithaziz2716
      "ALL RIGHT DARK KNIGHT, PROVE YOU'RE SMARTER THAN ME BY RIDING YOUR CAR VERY FUCKING FAST"

  • @L0st_Sensei
    @L0st_Sensei Рік тому +8

    I think the best part of gta being in florida, is we can see all kinds of bugs and glitches and wouldnt know the difference because "yep, thats florida"

  • @hibiki8473
    @hibiki8473 Рік тому +33

    Simce florida man was asked again. The real reason behind florida man is that pretty much every arreast is released to the public thats why there is all the Florida man articles

  • @-inputoutput
    @-inputoutput 11 місяців тому +10

    gamers have always been like this, but it's so much more cosmetically defensible because of the bastardization of the word 'woke'
    now, they have a word they can use as a shield: we hate """""""""""""""""""""""""""WOKE"""""""""""""""""""""""ness!
    and they repeat it ad nauseam because if they didn't have that word, the *OTHER* words they would say.......
    let's just say that those words are impolite in mixed company

  • @abyssGazerTV
    @abyssGazerTV Рік тому +22

    5:01 Pat says that as a joke but political influencer Tim Pool literally said that he didn't like GTA 6's female protagonist because, and I quote, "Women are physically incapable of harming men."

    • @supremacistdawn
      @supremacistdawn Рік тому +18

      Tim is sad and angry because unlike Pat, he hasn't accepted and come to terms with his baldness

  • @todd8398
    @todd8398 Рік тому +19

    Florida Men are basically JJBA characters where all the Stands have gone wrong somehow.

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora Рік тому +15

      Stone Ocean is indistinguishable from normal Florida from an outsider perspective

  • @thedualitysystem
    @thedualitysystem Рік тому +12

    I think Pat is onto something with saying that walking in GTA feels like driving a car. Since I'm pretty sure the engine that they're currently using for GTA was originally made for a racing game Midnight Club Los Angeles or something.

  • @starwars90001
    @starwars90001 Рік тому +63

    Woolie gained too much power this stream.

  • @trashman1605
    @trashman1605 Рік тому +46

    Are you trying to tell me that GTA (the video game franchise known for criticizing American culture and politics) is actually WOKE!!!!!????.

    • @Sercotani
      @Sercotani Рік тому +12

      @@NocturneJester what...was politics in that one? Is it the power armour wearing BoS just walking menacingly? Or the nuclear bombs hitting the ground? Was it the badass gunslinger ghoul?
      ...Or maybe it was the "wöman" character, simply by existing. Shrug. I hope the show's good, just to spite them.

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Рік тому +2

      @@NocturneJester Are you SURE it's that, or is it possible that it's looking a bit like the most recent SaintsRow Cringe ...you shouldn't speak For those people if you're not in the habit of speaking to those sorts of people

    • @trashman1605
      @trashman1605 Рік тому +13

      ​@@NocturneJesterthey're attempting to sugarcoat racism/sexism but everyone sees through their bullshit.

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 Рік тому +17

      @@iller3 this is the guy who in another comment said he wanted escapism... From GTA, the game that's literally a parody of modern america and always has been. This is exactly kind of low media literacy that's wrong with this whole discourse. It's like weaponized ignorance. "I don't understand how large studios will cannibalize their own IPs to keep shareholder interest in the short term so I'm gonna assume diversity hires who weren't hired on the basis of their writing skills(because then they'd hired the best straight white man for the job, we all know this) but to fill a quota wrote some garbage and that's how we got the new Saints Row.". You're mad at capitalism. Just stop it.

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 Рік тому +19

      @@Sercotani I've unironically heard people saying that they don't want ghouls to suddenly become some kind of metaphor for systemic racism. That the games are all about surviving in a wasteland and dealing with the literal fallout of nuclear war and that's it. Like that's the whole thing, they looked at the box art and was like "this is all this is about and nothing else. That, and then all the caesar's legion political philosophy I find oddly compelling for some reason". Like, these people can not be real, I swear they only live in my walls at night.

  • @MrRivech
    @MrRivech Рік тому +18

    Woolie: They're mad because black people are just existing
    Woolie after being on 4chan: You know according to FBI crime statistics...

  • @supervoltekka593
    @supervoltekka593 Рік тому +13

    Woolie really is the Hall to Pat's Oates

  • @VelvetAura
    @VelvetAura Рік тому +59

    The funniest thing to me is how you can tell these outraged people have never been to a Florida beach before, or if they have it's been like the northern super rich white beaches or like the Keys or something. The ones all the snowbirds go to. Pat also has a very good point, I am white and grew up in Tampa Bay, and I can guarantee you I got waaay waaaaay whiter after having moved to the Midwest. That, and I got to see firsthand how weird it was to have barely any other races be present. I'm still not used to it and it makes me feel uncomfortable to be honest, but being in a place like this reminds me that there are plenty of white people who just aren't exposed to other races of people much, and those have to be the ones that are somehow angry about GTA6. Of course you got cities like Chicago, Milwaukee, and Detroit, but other than that it's majority Caucasian out here. Must have thought Florida was White Land like wherever they're from is. Still, the ignorance and mask off racism is baffling and hilarious at the same time

    • @ButcherGod
      @ButcherGod Рік тому

      Well it's colored people who are triggered about GTA. Only Whites that would be upset, would be liberal women.
      You honestly think Conservatives give a F about GTA?! 🤣

  • @wadespencer3623
    @wadespencer3623 Рік тому +15

    Trevor from Five was basically already Florida Man

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 Рік тому +6

      "Canada Man"

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but he's a very Floridan flavor of crazy. Has that meth look, dresses right, probably would fuck a crocodile.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому

      I thought I saw him in the 6 trailer

  • @willywitchdoctor
    @willywitchdoctor Рік тому +16

    It's best to just avoid Daka Daka. He just does alt right bait posts and reposts opinions from 4chan. He's a tryhard bot with no real thoughts of his own

  • @VinceMouse
    @VinceMouse Рік тому +30

    If people don't realize there's been dark complexions in the game since San Andreas, I get the feeling they don't actually play GTA.

    • @MaLcH10R
      @MaLcH10R Рік тому +13

      Vice city and gta 3 had black people lol.

    • @ultimamage3
      @ultimamage3 Рік тому +31

      The very first GTA had women as playable characters

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +7

      @@ultimamage3 outrageous

  • @SilencedBTM
    @SilencedBTM Рік тому +9

    Somehow Woolie and his love of racism doesn't seem to understand that being pissed off at black people for just existing somewhere is the most Florida thing of all.

  • @LockMatch
    @LockMatch Рік тому +20

    3:02 "We got arrested for bein' black on a Friday night." moment

  • @heartlesshealer
    @heartlesshealer Рік тому +15

    Like Woolie says, Florida is the peninsula of power for grinding

  • @yuggoth777
    @yuggoth777 Рік тому +12

    When Woolie puts the h in hwhite, you know he's having fun!

  • @Wixvhen
    @Wixvhen Рік тому +7

    As somebody who lives in Florida, I am in fact as white as Pat. That said, you would never find me on a beach.
    Also, speaking of the state-wide 'Florida Man Event', it's a culmination of five things.
    1. Almost every kind of drug tends to come into the United States through Florida's waters. Access has a heightened chance to trigger FM Madness. (For context, there were kids in my middle school selling and using).
    2. The general heat of Florida causes mass dehydration, heat stroke, etc... which is, again, another chance increase of FM Madness.
    3. Inability to communicate with a notable percentage of our own population. A wildly higher fraction than you'd expect of the people in Florida (specifically in my area) do not speak English or have such a bare minimum understanding that communication is nigh impossible. This combined with certain politics leaves that section prone to wrratic behavior and disassosciation with people outside of their cliques. And no, it isn't just Spanish. I have in fact come across asian and haitian cliques as well, and that number grows as you get closer to the beaches. Again, another FM Madness increase.
    4. Politics: It is a 'swing state'. In other words this week we're Republican. Next week we're Democrat. Both sides radically change things back and forth whenever they can causing instability on a societal level. One more chance raiser.
    5. Disproportionate Wealth and Government Assistance. This is, by a wide margin, the worst one. You got people in yachts. You got the 5 huts next to a farm where 'immigrants' live 4 months a year and buy fifths from the local 7/11 and Circle K like it's rations. I know the location of a literal castle in ny city. And I have seen the portables less than 5 miles down the road in the other direction, with dirt roads. I am a security officer paid less than 15$ an hour. The people who live where I work bought me and my coworkers an 8 person snack platter for christmas that would cost me a paycheck because they figured why not. The disparity in this state is so wild you can't drive more than 10 miles without entering another dimension of 'is this even the same city?'
    Between all of this, and the fact that unlike most of the U.S. all criminal acts can be shared publicly without consent... Yeah, Florida is a shitshow publicly, while being only 'kinda' a shitshow sometimes, and usually only certain places. Usually the South side of any given popular city (Orlando gets that the worst).

  • @BTM8109
    @BTM8109 Рік тому +12

    As you gain more Insight, you start to see the true Florida beneath, you cannot know its true form while staying sane

  • @toddvogel8887
    @toddvogel8887 Рік тому +129

    Love the fact that Pat is out here spitting straight FACTS about Rockstar games and how their controls are Garbage and Saints Row (the old ones at least, haven't played the remake) felt a lot better.

    • @aledantih6524
      @aledantih6524 Рік тому +16

      Nah Saints Row felt floaty and cheap in comparison Pat is just coping

    • @toddvogel8887
      @toddvogel8887 Рік тому +44

      @@aledantih6524 That is just completely wrong. Go back and replay Saints Row 3 start to finish, then start GTA4 and feel how AWFUL that game was and then you can come back and reply that you were wrong.

    • @AceRevero
      @AceRevero Рік тому +9

      ​@toddvogel8887 seconded that. But I personally prefer SR2. It is a much lively open world compared to SR3, plus more activities like the popular FUZZ.

    • @aledantih6524
      @aledantih6524 Рік тому +2

      @@toddvogel8887 I mean is there any more proof than that comment that it's just cope? Also Saints Row 3 is just trash all the way through, you could've at least said 2

    • @ColdNorth0628
      @ColdNorth0628 Рік тому +18

      ​@@aledantih65243 aint even that bad. Dull yes, bad? Nah. That goes to new saints row.

  • @Malikuntold
    @Malikuntold Рік тому +50

    The shift to realism from that arcade feel with gta 4 was refreshing. Saints row was still “videogame” like. Modern GTA shifted to the hyper realism. I do understand the “it feels like shit”

    • @ravensflockmate
      @ravensflockmate Рік тому

      He's stupid you're stupid

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Рік тому +7

      I get where Pat is coming from, but meh i still enjoy the games, really hope Woolie plays one of the modern games one of these days, I want to see if he disagrees or agrees with Pat.

    • @nukeninmgt1504
      @nukeninmgt1504 Рік тому +6

      I really have no clue what Pat meant when he said cooking has more depth than shooting in RDR2. He's entitled to his opinion and all, but it's like he and I played two different games entirely.

    • @Malikuntold
      @Malikuntold Рік тому +5

      @@nukeninmgt1504 to be fair… the shooting hasn’t really improved since Max Payne 3 with rockstar. Ever since it’s just been different iterations of that. It’s been 10 years. I hope we don’t get a gta 5 pt 2. I would hope for another gta4 type jump in mechanics

    • @derpstick5467
      @derpstick5467 Рік тому +3

      @Malikuntold they tried to mix it up with rdr2 and you needing to cock (pull the trigger again to cycle a gun) the gun if it wasn’t an automatic but lol Pat thought that was clunky, so R* can’t fucking win with this guy and anyone else who hated that aspect of the gunplay.

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 місяці тому +3

    9:45 oh thank christ SOMEONE said it. These games are the definition of "mediocrity sells". They are literally the same category as call of duty and EA Sports games in terms of slop for people who buy a console specifically for that one mid extremely popular game and nothing else.

  • @LockMatch
    @LockMatch Рік тому +38

    All that molding get extra hilarious when you remember GTA SA being one of the most popular GTA games

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +2

      I played GTA SA. It wasn't really that much sluggish or too rail-roady from my experience compared to later games. The "mash A to sprint" mechanic was a real annoyance that unfortunately continued onwards though.

    • @DJVevyVevs
      @DJVevyVevs Рік тому +6

      @@leithaziz2716 I think the malding comment is about the people complaining about black people in Florida

    • @Akimbo411
      @Akimbo411 Рік тому

      It’s about WHERE they are, not what

    • @Hillthugsta
      @Hillthugsta Рік тому +4

      I guess Black People are only allowed to exist in 'The Hood' it seems...or Africa.*
      *RE5 was an interesting case...

  • @Dat1AsianGuy
    @Dat1AsianGuy Рік тому +16

    At this point it has to be trolling/baiting 😂

  • @EmptyDisc1
    @EmptyDisc1 Рік тому +8

    A Florida Event will occur - Woolie, Head of the Federal Bureau of Control

  • @LuLu_Vena
    @LuLu_Vena Рік тому +3

    As a Floridian, the meter is accurate. We are almost full….

  • @StardustSynchron
    @StardustSynchron 7 місяців тому +1

    Dying at the first 30 seconds, the change of tone was like a warning alarm 😆

  • @night1952
    @night1952 Рік тому +6

    What GTA fan is complaining about black people? The best GTA was about black people and one of the three playable characters in 5 was a black dude.

  • @ToozdaysChild
    @ToozdaysChild Рік тому +18

    I want to go ahead an point this out: When Woolie said "Black people just... existing" and Pat joked "The TRUEST crime"
    To the kind of person that gets upset about this shit? That IS the crime. That's literally the thing they're angry about. Whatever bullshit smokescreen they try to throw up about "wokeness" or "forced representation", it's all a distraction.
    They are mad that certain types of people exist. They want them to not exist. That is the point of the outrage. There's no nuance or 'other side.' They really are just bigots.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Рік тому +1

      The fucked up thing is that this hate/fear isn't "natural". People aren't generally aware of race (which is a social construct) around like 3 years old. Something MADE them this way.

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +2

      Just to put an argument forward, I do get annoyed at what some people call "woke garbage"
      The biggest example I can think of is the MCU. Grew up watching the MCU, always had good and bad movies, but nowadays there seems to be a real push for replacing all white men with either females, minorities or female minorities. I don't consider myself racist or sexist, I just think the diversity is so forced and the movies suffer due to their focus being on inclusiveness instead of the actual script.
      Just wanted to put that out there.

    • @Malamite
      @Malamite Рік тому

      Odd that they never seem to get angry about other races like Asians "just existing". Wonder why.

  • @dmoneylulz
    @dmoneylulz Рік тому +4

    It feels good for someone to speak out my own frustrations with modern GTA games

  • @SpardasTechReviews
    @SpardasTechReviews Рік тому +5

    Complaining that not just Florida, but a city that's a parody of fuckin Miami has mostly black people and Hispanics is wild. Lol

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 Рік тому +8

    Is a hurricane just what happens when the Florida Gauge fills completely?

  • @ShayneRawls
    @ShayneRawls Рік тому +4

    Pat not getting Woolie's song refrence is on brand

  • @rougetitan0413
    @rougetitan0413 Рік тому +6

    That's my biggest fear with gta 6 is rockstar going to hard on realism like red dead 2, which is funny because have more immersion in a game feels less immerse cause of thinking of all the game mechanics all the time

  • @rain_magearchives4089
    @rain_magearchives4089 Рік тому +3

    Florida is a Special Zone on the America Map. It's where young people for the extra EXP events, and where old people go to unlock New Game +

  • @binuxuser
    @binuxuser Рік тому +9

    Pat's gripe about the controls in modern Rockstar games is spot on. It's the main thing, besides the stupid GTA tone, that stops me from enjoying most of their games. Worst thing is, the token first-person mode is actually nauseating with how it keeps jerking your camera around because of animation frames instead of making like every decent first person game and leaving it alone doing nothing. It took effort to make these games control as bad as they do.

  • @AndrewTraver
    @AndrewTraver 8 місяців тому +1

    I'm so mad that the audio canceled out those laughs XD

  • @punishedfist
    @punishedfist Рік тому +10

    List of games that are more responsive and smooth than modern GTA/RDR:
    Saints Row
    Sleeping Dogs
    Days Gone
    Dead Island
    Horizon Zero Dawn
    Ghost of Tsushima
    Hitman...
    If you've been out of the GTA loop for a while, you might assume that GTA games would control something like Sleeping Dogs at least, but they really do not.
    To compare something like Ghost of Tsushima to RDR: in GoT, when you get on your horse, you are already controlling the horse during the mounting animation, you're free to keep moving because it's a video game. In RDR, you are waiting for every canned animation to end before you can affect anything as the player. As Pat mentions, the turning circle of characters on foot feels so long like you are driving a vehicle, but also your acceleration feels sluggish... The reason for it is presumably to stop animation chopping and flitting movements, but from an interactive perspective, it's a big hinderance if you value snappy controls.

    • @msbkaioken136
      @msbkaioken136 Рік тому +2

      It baffles me how people are pretending like they know anything about animation or game development and are just using excuses to basically say they're impatient, or they'd just be objectively wrong, which is also very likely.

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому +1

      In RDR 2 you can start controlling your horse as soon as you start to mount it just like Ghost of Tsushima. You are objectively wrong about that. This really feels like "hipsters" just hating on the big game cause it's the big game

    • @punishedfist
      @punishedfist Рік тому +1

      I just reinstalled RDR2 to check this. You are not in control as as soon as you press mount. Anybody is free to try this. There is delay. I'm not sure what the misunderstanding is. People are allowed to like RDR2 despite this....

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому

      @@punishedfist as soon as your foot is in a stirrup you can control the horse, which is the same as Ghost of Tsushima

  • @krewl1252
    @krewl1252 Рік тому +2

    nobody tell the people complain about African Americans tell them the best GTA had CJ in it and he was the only protag

  • @bej4987
    @bej4987 Рік тому +42

    I hope the female character is the crazy psycho ex we all wish we were

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +3

      I just saw a video today of a woman trying to attack a judge in the middle of a court room. Her boyfriend was requesting for a restraining order against her. Point made

  • @deathtrap5000
    @deathtrap5000 Рік тому +2

    Being from Miami, I can tell you they got everything from Hialeah to Miami Beach at 3 AM right. They already got a Flannigans. Bet there will be a Publix, too.

  • @Legacy0901
    @Legacy0901 Рік тому +5

    To be generous, Rockstar enemies do have some absolutely amazing hit reactions; if you shoot someone in the leg in RDR2 they will go through an extremely believable process of stumbling, losing their balance and falling - all completely unscripted. But that being said, that's pretty much ALL the combat in those games has going for it. The enemy AI doesn't engage with the player in any meaningful way outside of heavily scripted events, almost every encounter boils down to shooting galleries that are only differentiated by the context they take place in, there is virtually no enemy variety despite there being clear avenues of opportunity via visually distinct gangs and factions, and none of the player's guns are every different from any other gun in the same class of weapon.
    It's pretty wild how underbaked the combat in a Rockstar game is when you think about how much fucking time the average player will spend fighting enemies in any given playthrough.

  • @ascendedsleeper7820
    @ascendedsleeper7820 Рік тому +19

    Oh man you can tell this one's gonna be GOOD just from the thumbnail.
    Also I've been informed that Florida has a much faster release turnaround for police records and a disproportionate number of tabloids based in the state, so they get a lot more reports of weird shit compared to anywhere else.

    • @jordanetherington1922
      @jordanetherington1922 Рік тому +8

      Also much looser laws around journalists getting access to police records

  • @MarlonMacielBrando
    @MarlonMacielBrando Рік тому +4

    Did those people ever heard of San Andreas

  • @ricardomiles2957
    @ricardomiles2957 Рік тому +11

    I don't mind the gameplay at all, well except the lack of fun cheats, in any GTA but the story on the other hand. Like 5 seems like a parody of GTA that takes itself seriously, i didn't bothered finishing the story back on the ps3 version and focused on GTA online

  • @AverageBananas12
    @AverageBananas12 Рік тому +6

    Pat's issues with GTA's gameplay and controls being "too restricting to maintain realism" reminds me a lot of the issues the new Mortal Kombat has.

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 Рік тому

      With MK11? I can see that complaint, but MK1(2) has much more wackiness and expression with the Kameo system.
      If you're talking about the animations... They didn't have that going for them since day 1.

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Рік тому

      I can see it in Mortal Kombat... But not in GTA.

  • @MrJans3n
    @MrJans3n Рік тому +1

    7:09 this is the best description of Florida I've ever heard

  • @nahman3836
    @nahman3836 25 днів тому +2

    If you wanted a GTA that's white on white crime just play GTA 4

  • @chasethecringewolf2195
    @chasethecringewolf2195 Рік тому +2

    One thing that absolutely AMAZES me about GTA is how much it can actively piss off everyone. All parties and groups. Its a cultural touchstone of making even red pilled alpha males cringe and weep.

  • @TealWolf26
    @TealWolf26 Рік тому +3

    Rockstar are the kings of slow-time events.

  • @warzone822
    @warzone822 Рік тому +1

    4:09 the look on woolies face when he realized where they can go with this

  • @MrJake8555
    @MrJake8555 Рік тому +12

    I press the car button in saints row, and the character will dropkick through the front window, when I press the car button in GTA, my character has to do his taxes, his laundry and then get his drivers liscense before they even think about walking to the car

    • @Iluvfemb0is
      @Iluvfemb0is Рік тому +4

      then play the saints row remake then

    • @Isosyth
      @Isosyth Рік тому +1

      You mean "open the door and get in", right?

    • @msbkaioken136
      @msbkaioken136 Рік тому +3

      What are you even talking about when you're stealing a parked car? You mean when the characters usually just break the window and hop in? It takes like 2 seconds. What an unbelievably stupid complaint.

    • @ItsDigidyDan
      @ItsDigidyDan Рік тому

      HOW DARE YOU WASTE MY TIME... VIDEO GAME

  • @purplecyanblack3805
    @purplecyanblack3805 4 місяці тому

    Bro I don’t even consider myself a Transformers fan and this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
    When I saw Kicked Jones, I popped off hard (I haven’t watched Energon since I was 12 okay leave me alone), and then the Bayformers too?! Like bro I’m so glad they went THAT hard.

  • @Xarx3s
    @Xarx3s Рік тому +3

    GTA has gone on far too long that the next generation have missed the entire point. It's a deeply satirical game that is highly critical of American culture and criminality. All this talk about representation, if there's any series that you wouldn't want to be represented in it would be GTA.

  • @m.czandogg9576
    @m.czandogg9576 Рік тому +1

    8:58 Hall and Oates, eh? Nice one :D

  • @TheOscuras
    @TheOscuras Рік тому +5

    What's weird to me about this whole thing is how GTA San Andreas and GTA V had black protags and they've been out forever so why all this noise about dark skin people now?

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому +4

      for outrage clicks. we can safely ignore the people who legitimately feel that way and our lives wouldn't change one iota.

  • @Wisehowlgames
    @Wisehowlgames Рік тому +6

    "Florida event soon Stalker!"

  • @coolnormalandwelladjusted
    @coolnormalandwelladjusted Рік тому +3

    2:35 Sorry to say it Pat but pale people do exist in Miami. Very rarely. What he said isn't all wrong tho. I have never seen someone paler than me here. Im latino, but on the paler side + I never go outside = same color as a sheet of paper.

    • @zombyjano
      @zombyjano Рік тому

      Same but in California. Pale latino gang.

  • @SamuelCatsy
    @SamuelCatsy Рік тому +3

    The funny thing is Red Dead Online plays way better than the campaign because they loosened the "realism". Well up until the point a hacker teleports you to the top of a mountain.

  • @baciu14
    @baciu14 Рік тому +3

    It would be really cool if you could have a co op campaign in this game. I also wonder the level of customization we are going to have.

  • @kruxdewdrop1220
    @kruxdewdrop1220 Рік тому +6

    I hard agree with Pat about gta v controls. I bought it on a steam sale, excited to get up to some silly shenanigans, only to go "oh these controls are garbage, I'm never playimg this again."

  • @disk3001
    @disk3001 Рік тому +6

    From GTA 4 onward, it really feels like you're just controlling a ragdoll and they will never change it

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому +1

      4 was the worst it ever was, followed probably by the PS2 generation games. they have changed it. still bad? that's up to whoever. but they 100% have changed it.

  • @Thanaroa
    @Thanaroa Рік тому +16

    Florida man here, it kills me that people care about characters races in the game rather than talking about the developer and publisher being shitheads and the games PROBABLY gonna end up being bad anyway.
    Anyhow, if you wanna know what's up with florida. It's because we have sunshine laws, meaning that ALL of our police records are public knowledge forever. That's why you hear about "Florida Man" so often.
    We still got a shitload of crazy people here, though. I work in a mental health clinic, trust me I KNOW.

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +1

      Drugs will do that to a person. I have a family member that works for a mental health facility and about 1/3rd of her patients are there from drug induced psychosis or brain damage. Probably more

    • @Thanaroa
      @Thanaroa Рік тому +2

      @@johnrivers3813 yea it's common sadly. My residents were born with their issues, developmental disabilities. One day you are talking to a lady about how she shouldn't bite her fingers, the next you are seeing a dude pleasure himself with a metal slinky.

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada Рік тому +3

    I just started playing RDR2 for the first time, and my most prominent initial thought so far is "I hate the way my character moves".
    It is actively and constantly distracting me from enjoying and getting lost in the game/world.