The worst thing is when other black guys start talking about being brothers and shit from wakanda or some shit Hell no, I'm a cheese loving dutch dude thank you very much
@@Tabc312 it''s just cuz (with my own experience) in the US black people were moved around so much that we just made family wherever we could find people who share the same hardships
@@crispybaguette8670 im not american. Yes I'm black but im like a mutt. Mostly African, German and japanese. I am, on the other hand, in the US for school.
My teacher held a door open for a women and she was like “I’m an independent woman! Let go of that door. I can do it myself!” He let go and the door hit her.
It's funny because most people are well adjusted enough to just be thankful some random stranger did them a small favor and they didn't have to open the door themselves. Then there's bitchy mcgoo over there who's a strong independent woman who don't need no man and can't have someone do a common courtesy for her
Have this one lady come into my workplace and hates when you say "Have a good day" when she leaves. "Don't tell me what kind of day to have!" Just a miserable old cow.
Tell her, "I hope you have the kind of day you deserve," or, "I hope your day is filled with people as wonderful as you," and make sure it's said sincerely. If the woman tries to complain to management, then she has to admit to being unpleasant, which 99% of the time people like this will never do. And by saying it kindly and sincerely, they can't say you sounded sarcastic.
Sort of related, I always try to tell people to "have a great day" because I feel like an ass if I say "have a good day" and they say back "you have a great one".
I had a psychologist tell my mother as I kid that he was concerned because I used to draw a lot of dragons and other fantasy monsters (I've always been a huge LOTR and D&D fan). He had a lot of religious stuff in his office. One of the reasons I was an atheist throughout my teens and twenties.
When I was in grade school I used to draw extremely violent war scenes, I was obsessed with guns and the army, wore camo pants and shirts all the time, and I had one teacher show my mom some of my drawings in a PTA She loved my attention to detail, dug a little bit about where my fixation came from (watching Commando with my dad I think was what started it) and that was it
My IT teacher was concerned when I had to do an animation and I had one guy the other “stop being a drunkard.” He’s a drunkard in the show and she told me to change it because otherwise she would need to report an home inspection
Once had some old ladies giving me offended angry looks inside the bus, because the seat next to me was empty and the bus was full. Now, for a little context, I'm a Portuguese dude living in Macau, in China, and there's this stigma of some Chinese locals and mainlanders having issues sitting next to foreigners. So the bus is full, the seat next to me is empty, and somehow it's my fault nobody has the balls to sit next to me because they can't get over some silly fear. If you want to sit down, go right ahead. I won't bite... unless you give me a genuine reason to do so.
Sister-in-law got offended when her fiance said her actual cooking was better than when she cooked from boxes / cans. He was complimenting her actual cooking abilities, she thought he was saying she rarely cooked real meals. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then got in their car, pealed out of the driveway, and didn't show up for three hours. He ended up kicking her out that night. I'm glad, he deserved much better than her. She is a psycho.
How do you even get to that point? If someone is such a bitch, it would show before you get to the fiance stage of the relationship. A relationship with that kind of woman would last like 2 months tops
@@mr.paperbag771 Some people hide their true nature until a certain situation pops up. Thankfully the sister-in-law showed her true colors before the wedding.
My friend rides a 650cc scooter. People get all pissy and ask why he doesn't just drive a "real" motorcycle. He has a prosthetic left leg; it's not really an option.
seriously, fuck people like that. shaming him because he cant drive this SLICK, HIP COOL RIDE YEAH BRO like what the fuck. god it reminds me how much shit i got for having a Volkswagen Beetle (i had two, a 1972 and a 2002) because im a guy and "guys should only drive powerful cars and trucks, not those girly hippie cars". shit made me go wild
I have a friend who still rides his sports bike and Harley with a prosthetic on his left leg. It can be done. But it’s really nobody’s business on what you want to own and ride anyways so fuck em.
In high school I would end my conversations sometimes by saying "ciao". One of my friends was offended saying it's something only snobby girls say. I'm Italian.
9:15 I work in a grocery store, here's a conversation I had last year. Me: "Have a Merry Christmas!" Customer: "I celebrate Hanukkah." Me: "Then have a Happy Hanukkah!" Customer: "And you have a Merry Christmas!" It's not that hard guys
I don’t even care what event it is, if someone says ‘have a nice xyz’ I just promptly respond thank you and likewise. What annoys me is when people look at me, conclude I’m Muslim because of my facial hair and then make some comment like ‘oh you probably don’t celebrate Christmas, so happy holidays!’
One of my friends was in an orchestra concert, and she played beautifully. Afterwards, as we were watching the Choir kids sing, one of my friends whispers to me about how good it was. It was quietly, the people behind us couldn’t even hear it. But one lady saw us talking from the back of the building and rushed over. She said, “We had to sit through your awful performance, now the least you could do is listen to theirs.” The thing is, she disrupted the entire show to yell at us.
@@layciehazel6305 That’s how we felt. Her son looked like he wanted to sink into the ground with this look of horror on his face as he sang on the stage. It was so uncomfortable.
OMG I HATE that particular kind of "feminism". I consider myself a feminist, and I'm sorry, but I don't see an act of common courtesy as inherently "sexist" just because I happen to be a woman and the person holding the door for me happens to be a man. If I'd gotten to the door first, I would have opened it for him. It's just a polite thing to do. I think it's sexist to assume that any man holding a door open for a woman must be sexist.
@@dbdeg88 fr I wouldn't really give a f about the gender. If I happen to be passing a closed door and someone is behind me, I'd open it for them because it's courtesy.
Had a woman try to shame me in public by saying, "You don't have to hold the door open for me because I'm a lady!" You should have heard the suppressed giggles when I said, "I didn't hold the door because YOU are a lady! I did it because I am a gentleman!" She was not amused.
@@R_-qs4fo you make an interesting point. Especially considering the most likely way to step on a lego is if you have a loving family with children you have decided to buy legos for. Telling someone to step on a lego is like saying: "I hope you suffer extreme pain that could only happen to you if you have a nice life"
I like kpop, and someone called me a homophobe because I said shipping the group members makes me uncomfortable. I'm not straight to begin with. I just don't like shipping real people.
Wah, I'm quite sure if I write an arrogant as piss king or an insane murderer who likes bacterium a little bit more than the whole of humanity doesn't mean I am either!
I was chatting with people at a party, and the subject of gyms came up. I mentioned that the gym I went to was a women's only place (the only one in the county) and some guy I'd never even met absolutely lost his shit. I asked why he was so upset about it and all he could really think to say was "It's sexist!!!! Where are the men's only gyms????" I asked him if he would actually go to an all men's gym and he said something along the lines of "Hell no, that's gay." Like fuck, guy.
Yes, and I'm truly sick of it. It's like so many people are like snakes waiting to strike. They don't know how to joke around and enjoy life. People need to get back to being normal, friendly, helping each other type folks that we used to be. It doesn't cost anything to be considerate of others.
@@larryprice1168 My general theory behind why they are like that is they want some form of control over other people and them being offended ( thems selfs or for others ( Virtue signaling )) is a low risk easy way for them to look good and manipulate other people .
I once had some random woman scream at me and constantly poke me in the chest because she overheard me talking to my friend about how I preferred the Empire over the Rebels in Star Wars. Saying that I was no better than a Nazi and how I deserved to die.
A 10yo boy at a sleepover camp I go to says “lava isn’t real. It’s just a myth made up to scare us. Like zombies.”. I was talking to my new friend I met at the program area and we burst out laughing and talking about how Pompeii never happened
To be fair he's 10. I know a lot of kids much older that grew up thinking cats were girls and dogs were boys. Just because they weren't around them. Who knows what that kid was told to believe that?
Dude, I was training a new line cook who clearly lied on his resume about his experience, he was very obviously clueless, he'd ask for help, and then he'd get really cocky and sarcastic like "This isn't my first rodeo bud" ... Then why the fuck did you ask for my help? Also, hey chef said that in the interview that he requested full time, but he doesn't do evenings, weekends or Mondays. He didn't last the week
I was standing in line at a store with my mom when I was like 8, waiting for the cashier to check out. As my mom was unloading our cart, she told me to go grab something she forgot. When I came back, obviously I had to get back in the line, and the woman behind us got really, like shaking and screaming about to hit me, pissed off to the point that my mom had to ask for help from staff. I remember she made me stand behind her. She saw me get out of the line, but had a problem with it when I tried to return.
@@zototheo2580 the cashier called the old man "...man!", which is usually in a friendly tone like how friends call each other (same with dude). However the old man didn't like being called as if he was a friend, and instead wanted to be called "Sir" which is usually a term used for higher ups e.g. professors and bosses (basically man was like "I'm higher than you, peasant. You're not my friend." or smthn along those lines).
My philosophy is if someone can't take a compliment/polite gesture, they shouldn't get one. If they can't accept thanks, they don't get thanks or thank you.
What the manager said was extremely disrespectful and tbh, I'd report him to corporate too. You do NOT talk to a customer like THAT. And as someone who has worked in service, I know what kind of things are acceptable to say to a customer, and that isn't one of them. So don't mistake me for a Karen (or whatever the male version of Karen is).
I waved my hand once and got called a homophobe. Edit: This blew tf up... The context isn't really there to clarify. I'm completely mystified by the event, and nobody else who was there have any idea what the dude was talking about.
im from barbados, last year on barbados independence day (nov 30th) my gym teachers played barbados music for me to be sweet. my mexican friend came up to me in the locker room and said “hey, i was kind of offended because they were playing mexican music.” I then explained to her that it wasn’t mexican music, it was barbadian music, and she didn’t need to be offended. I asked her if it was mexican music, why would she be offended by it and her response was, “If i want to say im offended by something, then i can.”
Well can I at least lick it? Lol jk yeah that's weird why would people do that anyway? I always thought that was reserved for relatives and such at important events, like, births. Not the licking btw the holding XD. The licking was just making fun of people who ask that kind of stuff without thought.
I think the overpossessive act as shown in the video is the safest. You don't want to accidentally set off an idiot while holding a child in your arms.
I wished a customer a merry Christmas once. She got extremely offended saying “what makes you think I celebrate Christmas?!” ... I work on a Christmas tree farm. ... and had just got done tying her tree to the roof of her car.
My mum: eats a bunch of Nutella with a spoon and saying she's on a "diet" She gets a phone call from a friend and says to them "why am I still not losing weight" Me: "I could think of a couple... Hundred reasons"
3:50 one time in middle school my friend got suspended for making a finger gun and pretending to have a gunfight with me and a few others. got seen, out of school suspension for a month due to “terroristic threats”. stupidest thing ive ever seen.
I knew a kid (he was an asshole and I hate him but this was unfair either way) who got in trouble for resting his head on his two fingers, in like a finger gun position. The teacher said it was promoting terrorism.
When I was a kid I was a regular volunteer at a hospital. Two years into it one of the other volunteers my age who I had become friends with found out I was an atheist. She was very shocked and offended and said I couldn't be friends with her any more.
I'm Christain, and I get slack for being Christain. I'm with you there friend. Either way, I think it's dumb you don't try to be friends with someone of a different religion or rather non-belief in this case as that doesn't really represent your team well anyway. We're all here to be nice anyway right? That's basically the abridged version.
@@DkKombo Yeah, I was hoping to stay friends with her, but after she couldn't convince me to become a Christian she wanted nothing to do with me. I was only 12 at the time and experienced worse later in college, but being so young then I was surprised.
I was called an ablest for making a deaf joke. Mind you I have 75% of my hearing and I can go deaf randomly for certain periods of time. They reported me to a teacher and that teacher started laughing because in the same lesson I went deaf and was using sign language.
Up to 20% of Dave’s jokes were stolen from white comedians who were deplatformed out of mainstream media over their race. I know people will always worship Dave Chappell, but if you pay close enough attention he’s looking more and more like a Carlos Mencia type with “black comedian privilege “
Thomas I know at least the Alphabet people bit sounded kinda similar to Owen Benjamin’s bit. I won’t go so far as to call him a “thief” as the jokes were a little different
I had a teacher get mad at me once when i was in kindergarten or first grade because some kid kept clicking their tongue and it annoyed me so i plugged my ears The first time she yelled at me. When i plugged them again a few minutes later out of irritation she grabbed my arm and made me sit on the opposite side of the room in a corner so i "didnt have to be so distracted by my classmates"
Once in elementary school my class teacher yelled at me because the girl sitting next to me stole something from my pencil case and I tried to grab it back from her. She continued to yell at me and the girl just smiled and I started crying, she still didn't stop yelling. Glad I graduated this year, all my school life was awful
@@JG-on2wx At least you're not in school anymore. Real life tip: now not only can you get friends, but reliable allies in real life. Depending on where you are, you can use people and let them use you in return to do things you couldn't previously do before, so it's good to take a positive but cautioned approach to everyone you meet. I use this all the time to help others out and ask for favors and have fun and it really enriches my life. Just remember some people are manipulative, so be careful. And you don't really have to do it if you don't want to if that's not you either. It just helps to expand yourself a little while being prepared.
@@DkKombo thanks for your advice, that sounds really helpful. Gladly, I moved into a new city recently to go to university, and nobody knows me yet except for my relatives. I'm already kind of excited to see how things will go from now on. Have a nice day!
I was showing my friend a Dragon Ball movie review (Nostalgia Critic) and as soon as they started poking at the tropes of the show, my friend got so mad at it that I had to stop the video 5 mins in. He was a huge fan of the show, and apparently he can't take a joke.
I accidentally "threatened" someone on Twitter because I made them think about the reality that someone may be faster than them with a gun. I found it funny.
I was on the bus and a group of middle school aged boys were talking amongst eachother. One guy said his dad is always tired coming home since his mom doesn't do much around the house and doesn't work so as the 'man of the house' he had to pick up chores as well as his work. A lady sitting a row in front of then apparently got triggered by that phrase and went on and on about the Patriarchy and how every woman in her family worked and whatever. Like, good on you but if you won't listen to the whole thing don't butt in
Once I just told this guy to "swipe or insert his credit card when he's ready", and he got all pissy and was like "wow, you're making fun of me now. I know how to use a credit card".
Ugh I hate fake money. I once had to break it to a hairdresser her $40 tip was fake and she almost started crying. I encouraged her to look into those check markers but I almost broke down in tears as she was just so ecstatic about finally getting a tip like that and how it was so helpful for her...just remembering how she deflated is making me cry 😭🥺
My mom says "thanks you" English is her second language and I try help her out as much as I can, she has been in Australia for 40 years, India 10 years
3:48 you forgot about the one who had his house raided by cops because someone thought the long division symbol on his math homework looked like a gun.
I remember when I was a young kid I was get offended if someone called me “dude” and correct them by saying “dudette” Now that I think about it, it doesn’t really matter
Same here...I’m kinda embarrassed by it, tbh... ...especially with the fact that now I call everyone either “dude”, “man”, or ‘bastard” (or “darling” if I’m really pissed at them). ...and I call my younger brother “bud”. ...and I call my best friend “girl”.
I work at a grocery store. A customer was looking for a beer and got offended because I recommended one that had a picture on the label. She literally yelled at me and said it was dumb that they had a picture on the label. Another fun one is when a customer got offended because we sell a brand of dip called "Bitchin' Sauce" and complained that it was degrading to women.
You can find offended black girls in the hair tutorial or edges videos done by girls who aren't black or have 4c hair. I'm a black girl myself, and to think years ago we fought so hard for like LIKE our natural hair, but now we're attacking other females, makes me pissed. Like what was all of that for then.
Slappy A lot of black women were denied from things like jobs because they didn't accept Afro hair and expected all women to have straightened hair. You can do the research yourself, but it did take fighting for our natural hair to be accepted. Things like relaxers and perms isn't healthy for type 3 and 4 hair that's not naturally straight.
Slappy no, but going to school or work with natural hair is often seen as ‘inappropriate’ or ‘distracting’. We’re often told to straighten our hair as if our hair would be better that way. Yes, there are more important issues, but this is somewhat important bc people will fully not hire people bc the hair that grows out of our hair is ‘unprofessional’. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just trying to give you an idea of what it’s like for people with natural hair in general.
As a black girl, I don’t really have a problem with white girls wearing braids, non-black people doing edges, etc. What I DO have a problem with is when people claim something that they never popularised. An example of this is Kim K and the whole ‘boxer braids’ fiasco. We were mocked and bullied for those hairstyles and now it’s being praised because a rich white celebrity gave it another name and pretended as if people haven’t been doing it for a long time. Other than that I think anyone can do what they wanna do.
Basically anyone who is named Karen, (Conservatives) or anyone who is a feminist or some black lives matter movements (Liberals) I litteraly can't stand some people in this country
I felt that first one in my soul. I have really strong, sensitive hearing and when the fire dept not too far from my house(a few blocks away) fires up the truck to get going, it gives me a headache when they rush by.
So there's this girl that used to go to my school (which is tiny - 30 people total), and she was...difficult. Really lovely, but difficult. We'll call her Anne. So it's break, and I'm sitting next to Anne on a couch, and one of the boy's, who we'll call Tim, was sitting on the couch opposite. So Tim goes "Oh crap, I didn't do my homework!" Anne then responded with a comment alluding to him being lazy, and so he says "Well it's because I was at the gym, cause I'm not _lazy,"_ and she gets this look on her face. Then says "How could you say that to me?!" Tim: "Huh?" Anne: "You called me fat! So rude, especially to a girl." Another time, one of the kids (let's call him Zack) walks into the classroom, and there are a couple of empty seats. He chooses not to sit in the one next to Anne, and she freaks. He receives a text going along the lines of "What did I do wrong? Why are you treating me this way? You're so rude," etc. etc. Very odd, especially since they weren't even friends and had hardly any classes together. After that, she would constantly talk badly about him behind his back. Weird.
One time in Spanish class two guys got into a fight talking about gangsta rap, the one guy said “it’s special” and the other guy says “yeah, special ed” because the one guy was overreacting. I died laughing when that happened.
Any time im in a situation where someone is offended i laugh it off and say “could you imagine?” Implying that they are joking and giving them an out, it works most of the time and when it doesnt it just makes the situation even more entertaining.
7:58 is honestly what I argue about all the time. I'm a chick, for the record. I literally had an argument with a modern feminist once where her argument was that a man saying Hello to her as he passes by her in a park (for example) would be harrassment. I told her "No, you fucking entitled bitch. It's called being polite".
So once I said that I didn’t like the 3D models in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. The person I was talking to blew up and started calling me names and swearing at me. And then that’s when I stopped being friends with him.
I was shopping when a lady got offended when she asked me what brand and shade of hair color I use and I told her my hair color is natural and not dyed. She didn't believe me and thought I was making fun of her about "getting old". She got all beside herself and demanded an apology. So I told her I'm sorry you're going gray. She lost her shit and security had to forcibly remove her from the store.
Had an attorney threaten to sue me for age discrimination because I took too long to help them. I just said Ok, stopped helping them and walked away. They decided to take this quarrel all the way up to the Director. She must not have realized I worked with the Director several times and she knew me well enough to know I wouldn't have walked away without a very good reason. The first thing that attorney did after her meeting with the Director was call me and apologize.
3:45 If you think that's bad, my little brother got suspended from school once for DRAWING A PICTURE of him and his buddies shooting each other with water guns. Our mother and I had such a great laugh out of that, and she actually said to the Principal, who was the one who decided that, "Yeah, that's something you should teach the kids, that if they want a few days off of school, draw a picture of some guns. Fantastic job there."
Don’t hold the door open for anyone in London. You’ll end up holding it for the next twenty people, and none of them will even acknowledge your existence, let alone say thank you.
weird, when i visited London I didnt really come across much rudeness. People were happy to help give me directions. But that does sound like regular big city people, they're dickheads in every country, coming from someone also living in a major city.
I consider myself a pretty open minded guy, but I base my beliefs on hard facts and evidence. Science only says there's two genders, male and female; and if you're trans that's just switching from one to the other. Just because bumblecunt69XD on Tumblr says something it doesn't automatically make it so. I'm tired of these wackos who don't know how to make a proper argument for their case and instead just throw a bitch fit, or you get those nutters who site that one myth about the goddess Ishtar creating a person with no defined gender.
@@MysteriumArcanum but I do have a theory that the tumblr genders were primarily made for white girls to feel oppressed and take the focus away from the problems trans and enby people face in society
was in middle school and a kid in my homeroom had what looked like a seizure. girl sitting behind me said he was looking for attention n got mad that he "did that at school." icky.
I one had a woman get extremely offended and wanted to talk to my supervisor because I was wearing a bullet proof vest. I'm a law enforcement officer. I was in uniform, at a hospital, with a shooting victim.
That lady that got offended because that man held the door for her is really making the actual rational feminists look bad. She must be a radical 🤦🏻♀️
I was talking with 2 classmates who and one of them was a bartender. One was a girl the bartender was a dude. They talked about how getting drunk was fun and crazy, and I didn’t speak much. The girl asked if I liked to drink then I said as a joke “I’m a wholesome person”. They both overreacted a little bit and said “I’m a little offended”. Eventually they understood that I’m just not a person that drinks and they respected my decision like I respect theirs. They were cool people
Once when I was 3 or 4, I saw a lady walking her dog. I was like,"Aw! Cute puppy!" And she was like,"He'S 5 yEaRs OlD bUt oKaY" Keep in mind I was very young and didn't know the difference between a puppy and a full grown dog.
12:53 I don’t really know why people are like this... I’m a type 1 diabetic and my friends and I make so many jokes about it we’ve had a few people flip shit because their dads brothers friends cousin has type 2 diabetes. Like god damn dude chill out
Yeah, I have a friend who has diabetes, it really sucks for him. But he and I joke about it and I want to make sure he's okay, so we kind of deal with it by joking about it. At least from what I understand.
Seriously, I don't understand people like that. I'm in a wheelchair and I make cripple jokes all the time. It's called being able to laugh at yourself and not take things too seriously.
One of my friends once gave me shit for making a diabetes joke even though my mom has it and she'll joke about it. In high school I would walk around with my guitar and strum random chords and make stupid songs for my friends. One of them asked me to make a song about him and he had just come out of a convenience store after buying a bunch of soda and sugary treats so I sang a line basically about how if he kept it up he might get diabetes. He thought it was hilarious. The other friend I was with got all butthurt and said that I was being fucked up because his uncle had diabetes.
A few years back I was visiting relatives. My aunt's husband's mom (uncle in-law's mom) had a mini-grocery store where she also sold newspapers. I told her that she could charge people leafing through the papers for a small amount. That way even if she didn't sell any she'd still profit. Got the idea from a store in my town that did this. Well the next day my uncle-in-law told me to stop talking to her like that. Apparently his mom's reaction to my suggestion was "You can't tell me what to do!"
A couple of peeps in my class were talking about one of their friends in the hospital because of an injury with their eyes or something. The teacher then comes out of no where and says “ That is very offensive bc my father died of yaro yaro disease thing “ then proceeds to lay into them about it. Keep in mind they were talking about their friend in the hospital, and she just shuts it down.
A friend of mine had this happen in his history class a few years ago... A guy stood up and called "bull" because "The Earth is only 2015 years old!" I wasn't even there and I heard the collective facepalm.
I've had my mom get offended that I held the door open for a guy as we were walking into the dollar store. She said that men should be the only ones holding doors open and that I should never have to hold open any doors. I ignored her the rest of the day and she still doesn't understand why.
Well, you are a strong, independent woman who don't need no man except to open doors because doors are HEAVY amirite? But seriously, good for you, better to do good than have good done for you.
I was at a party at my mate's house, chatting with a female friend about the story of medusa, when my mate's stepdad (who is normally very chill and thus was sitting with us) goes off at me simply for discussion something not about hunting, fishing, girls or whatever tf this guy wanted me to talk about
One time (when I was in my teens) I went to Walmart with my (ex Christian, Buddhist) dad to buy dinner. When I the parking lot a Christian guy came up to us hanging out flyers for his Baptist Church. I am Wiccan and wear a pentagram necklace. He looked at me like I was the devil so I quoted two parts of the Bible that I memorized when I was little and went to Baptist Church: Matthew 14:22-33 (basically if you believe you can perform all the miracles of Jesus, than you can.) and John 15:12 (basically love everyone no matter their belief). This offended the man and he said that it was blasphemy. Because I knew I wasn't going to win an argument with this guy, I pointed at my necklace, said "praise Satan", and ran.
Sadly most of these "Christians" have never actually read the Bible and just use it as a tool to oppress and subjugate those they don't like. All I know is if Jesus was physically here with us today he wouldn't be too pleased with these people's behavior.
For the dinosaur thing, the one that ended six minutes in the video, I have a fun fact. Fun fact about fossils: Many of the dinosaur bones found were found by normal people initially, then the paleontologists made it a dig site and found the full bones after confirming that it is, in fact, a bone. Mistakes can be made with things that are possibly a few million years old. Also, not all fossils are incredibly old; you can find plant fossils in sidewalks where leaves fell into the cement while it was hardening. So... Oh, and the reason that lots of fossils found are by normal people is because they got buried, but erosion wore away the ground above the fossils, so they just look like rocks. Many are found by people TRIPPING on the bones.
I had a NCO in the USAF get upset and threaten paperwork on me simply because I said his daughter looked cute (she was only 4). Claimed it was conduct unbecoming. It was only when HIS superior said that Legal would laugh his keister right out of the office that he dropped it and apologized. This same guy tried to have me written up for "not eating healthy" on deployment. Even had me stand at attention for it. My supervisor and I just blew him off then, but the last time was when we got mortared for the first time and one airman didn't respond because she was asleep (this was the very first time since we were in country) and when she came in, he had her sit in interrogation and sat down to interview her holding handcuffs, threatening a dereliction of duty charge. Finally my Commander had enough and said to him he was no longer allowed to brief the troops for anything and if he even breathed in their direction, he would strip him of his rank and dishonorably discharge him for conduct unbecoming of an NCO, and would make a hard push to do some time at Levenworth, KS. Never had issues after that.
Someone once got offended I was eating a slice of pizza because she was on a certain diet that did not let her eat pizza. But I was like “I was not the one who made you go on that diet, that you chose to do.”
As a black dude whos not from the US i get that a lot. I mean a lot...please stop.
The worst thing is when other black guys start talking about being brothers and shit from wakanda or some shit
Hell no, I'm a cheese loving dutch dude thank you very much
@@Tabc312 it''s just cuz (with my own experience) in the US black people were moved around so much that we just made family wherever we could find people who share the same hardships
@@Imsofuckinhardcore stop it. It's annoying
Don’t call you African American ??
@@crispybaguette8670 im not american. Yes I'm black but im like a mutt. Mostly African, German and japanese. I am, on the other hand, in the US for school.
A friend got offended because i called her brother gay... He is literally homosexual as in he likes men.
I mean... what else are you supposed to call him?
@@Poppipower "hey friend, how is your not straight brother feeling rn?"
I dunno, sounds kinda gay
He likes boys? What is he, Gay?
The G in LGBT is silent
My teacher held a door open for a women and she was like “I’m an independent woman! Let go of that door. I can do it myself!” He let go and the door hit her.
WOW
LMAO
It's funny because most people are well adjusted enough to just be thankful some random stranger did them a small favor and they didn't have to open the door themselves.
Then there's bitchy mcgoo over there who's a strong independent woman who don't need no man and can't have someone do a common courtesy for her
LMFAO
Then theres me who thanks the lunch lady after *I* punched my own lunch code in
-"My Swiss cheese doesn't have enough holes in it!"
**Take out pistol and shoots the sandwich**
-"Is that enough holes?"
n0 *t*HAt'*S* tO0 *MuCh*
IT HAS BULLETS IN IT!
No can I have 2 more
69th like!
That is how americans put holes in cheese
I prefer African American mode on Reddit, rather than light mode
😂😂😂
Don't you mean *_Caucasian mode_*
I have African American mode on with UA-cam
@@nuclearshorts1243 Same!
@@sqocks8254 Peasant, I prefer LATINO mode.
Have this one lady come into my workplace and hates when you say "Have a good day" when she leaves.
"Don't tell me what kind of day to have!"
Just a miserable old cow.
Tell her, "I hope you have the kind of day you deserve," or, "I hope your day is filled with people as wonderful as you," and make sure it's said sincerely. If the woman tries to complain to management, then she has to admit to being unpleasant, which 99% of the time people like this will never do. And by saying it kindly and sincerely, they can't say you sounded sarcastic.
Sort of related, I always try to tell people to "have a great day" because I feel like an ass if I say "have a good day" and they say back "you have a great one".
Once in a while, I say "Thanks, but I'd rather have an ordinary day. It's so much easier."
Have whatever kind of day thou wills, may it be long and arduous.
I will say that jokingly on occasion.
I called a dude nice once
He said "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be Canadian"
Idk it’s just an American thing
apologizing for being nice? seems pretty Canadian to me, man
Stxven21
It’s a joke
Uhhh what? You called a dude nice? And he said he wasn't trying to be Canadian?
That's bad because?
It's like Canadian having too much guns, and fun with oil, and saying sh#t I'm being too American. I better stop it.
Don’t you mean a “African American stove”?
@topcommentgod
Jason Mora lmaoooo
r/madlad
Yeah and what about an African American African American
Jason Mora 😂😂😂😂😂
My first grade teacher sent CPS to my house because I drew a picture of people fighting with swords.
I had a psychologist tell my mother as I kid that he was concerned because I used to draw a lot of dragons and other fantasy monsters (I've always been a huge LOTR and D&D fan). He had a lot of religious stuff in his office. One of the reasons I was an atheist throughout my teens and twenties.
@@MannyBrum damn, that sucks 😕
When I was in grade school I used to draw extremely violent war scenes, I was obsessed with guns and the army, wore camo pants and shirts all the time, and I had one teacher show my mom some of my drawings in a PTA
She loved my attention to detail, dug a little bit about where my fixation came from (watching Commando with my dad I think was what started it) and that was it
My IT teacher was concerned when I had to do an animation and I had one guy the other “stop being a drunkard.” He’s a drunkard in the show and she told me to change it because otherwise she would need to report an home inspection
I get guns but cmon.Swords?Really?(Drawing ppl fightin with guns is still not bad tho)
Once had some old ladies giving me offended angry looks inside the bus, because the seat next to me was empty and the bus was full.
Now, for a little context, I'm a Portuguese dude living in Macau, in China, and there's this stigma of some Chinese locals and mainlanders having issues sitting next to foreigners.
So the bus is full, the seat next to me is empty, and somehow it's my fault nobody has the balls to sit next to me because they can't get over some silly fear.
If you want to sit down, go right ahead. I won't bite... unless you give me a genuine reason to do so.
Jeez, there's Chinese Karen's now
@@LorenZo-w3e9m
Honestly the Chinese are just a culture of Karens.
He gon pull a Mike Tyson on u
@@Reflox1 No. Chinese are old fashioned and rude, but they don't scream at people and call the police after throwing people's belongings into the sea.
That last sentence is so epic and badass, imma use that when given the opportunity.
Sister-in-law got offended when her fiance said her actual cooking was better than when she cooked from boxes / cans.
He was complimenting her actual cooking abilities, she thought he was saying she rarely cooked real meals.
She screamed at him for ten minutes, then got in their car, pealed out of the driveway, and didn't show up for three hours.
He ended up kicking her out that night. I'm glad, he deserved much better than her. She is a psycho.
How do you even get to that point?
If someone is such a bitch, it would show before you get to the fiance stage of the relationship. A relationship with that kind of woman would last like 2 months tops
@@mr.paperbag771 Some people hide their true nature until a certain situation pops up. Thankfully the sister-in-law showed her true colors before the wedding.
are there like ... more storys about that?
Sounds like my roommate, twisting things and taking them in the worst possible way.
I'm happy for him.
My friend rides a 650cc scooter. People get all pissy and ask why he doesn't just drive a "real" motorcycle. He has a prosthetic left leg; it's not really an option.
seriously, fuck people like that. shaming him because he cant drive this SLICK, HIP COOL RIDE YEAH BRO
like what the fuck. god it reminds me how much shit i got for having a Volkswagen Beetle (i had two, a 1972 and a 2002) because im a guy and "guys should only drive powerful cars and trucks, not those girly hippie cars". shit made me go wild
I have a friend who still rides his sports bike and Harley with a prosthetic on his left leg. It can be done. But it’s really nobody’s business on what you want to own and ride anyways so fuck em.
@@ginobenedetto4943 He tried, but he's completely lost the motor control required to either shift with his foot or even press down with a foot clutch.
Jyadel 650CC??? In a SCOOTER.??!!?!?.! Most motorbikes don't have engines that big, what the hell?!
@@THESLlCK Right? It's a BMW C650 GT. Honestly it's a blast to ride
In high school I would end my conversations sometimes by saying "ciao". One of my friends was offended saying it's something only snobby girls say. I'm Italian.
Hell, that's a phrase in Serbian too. It's not snobbish
Also in French.
It's also a phrase in Spanish.
And German
im italian too cool
9:15 I work in a grocery store, here's a conversation I had last year.
Me: "Have a Merry Christmas!"
Customer: "I celebrate Hanukkah."
Me: "Then have a Happy Hanukkah!"
Customer: "And you have a Merry Christmas!"
It's not that hard guys
You both deserve an award. It's sad that I'm impressed.
I don’t even care what event it is, if someone says ‘have a nice xyz’ I just promptly respond thank you and likewise. What annoys me is when people look at me, conclude I’m Muslim because of my facial hair and then make some comment like ‘oh you probably don’t celebrate Christmas, so happy holidays!’
plot twist: He celebrates Hanukkah as well.
I just say "happy holidays" so no one gets offended
@@bangtanbois415 Depending on where you are that (sadly) might be considered even more offensive. -War on Christmas Intensifies-
One of my friends was in an orchestra concert, and she played beautifully. Afterwards, as we were watching the Choir kids sing, one of my friends whispers to me about how good it was. It was quietly, the people behind us couldn’t even hear it. But one lady saw us talking from the back of the building and rushed over.
She said, “We had to sit through your awful performance, now the least you could do is listen to theirs.” The thing is, she disrupted the entire show to yell at us.
karen logic
@@layciehazel6305 That’s how we felt. Her son looked like he wanted to sink into the ground with this look of horror on his face as he sang on the stage. It was so uncomfortable.
@@anayaweick7964 F in the chat for the son
Another one: the place I used to work at got complaints because the manager was "too nice" to the black employees.
Ya Dun Goof'd the manager is an idiot......he should of hug all the black employees and called them a second family if they are comfortable with it
@@rednation149 - I mean the customers complained that the manager was too nice to the black employees (me).
Where the complaints from the white customers or the black customers?
@@MasterNcognito - It was an old white lady with (who I assume to be) her husband.
Why are my replies being deleted?
"Would you have held the door if I were a man?"
I... _yes?_
“I though I was”
the correct response to that: “You’re not a man?”
OMG I HATE that particular kind of "feminism".
I consider myself a feminist, and I'm sorry, but I don't see an act of common courtesy as inherently "sexist" just because I happen to be a woman and the person holding the door for me happens to be a man. If I'd gotten to the door first, I would have opened it for him. It's just a polite thing to do.
I think it's sexist to assume that any man holding a door open for a woman must be sexist.
Of all the things that never happened, this event never happened the hardest.
@@dbdeg88 fr I wouldn't really give a f about the gender. If I happen to be passing a closed door and someone is behind me, I'd open it for them because it's courtesy.
Had a woman try to shame me in public by saying, "You don't have to hold the door open for me because I'm a lady!" You should have heard the suppressed giggles when I said, "I didn't hold the door because YOU are a lady! I did it because I am a gentleman!" She was not amused.
Good on you for being a (at least) decent person. She can go choke on a muffin.
Robert Le Fevre don’t stop holding doors open for people someone will appreciate it
@@DigitalJedi telling someone to choke on a muffin is the most passive aggressive way of saying fuckkin die ive ever heard.
Ive gotta use that.
@@VoxelMusic What about, telling someone to go step on lego? That is the most passive aggressive way of saying I hope you end up in extreme pain.
@@R_-qs4fo you make an interesting point. Especially considering the most likely way to step on a lego is if you have a loving family with children you have decided to buy legos for.
Telling someone to step on a lego is like saying:
"I hope you suffer extreme pain that could only happen to you if you have a nice life"
" I WANT YOUR MANAGER!!!"
Is the equivalent of "I'm telling mom!!"
*when you are an orphan
@@The_Blue_Ender B R U H
no mommy no saying I’m telling mom!!
I like kpop, and someone called me a homophobe because I said shipping the group members makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not straight to begin with. I just don't like shipping real people.
same, that sh*t always makes me weirded out, no matter how cute the couple.
You are a logical human being who respects others.
Most of those kind of people don't even support LGBT rights, so they're being hypocrites.
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People who ship real people together are at the top of my “People I should avoid at all costs” list
Someone got offended because one of my characters acted like a stereotypical gay man
Then became even more offended to learn that he wasn't even gay.
Wah, I'm quite sure if I write an arrogant as piss king or an insane murderer who likes bacterium a little bit more than the whole of humanity doesn't mean I am either!
Turd Sandwich what pricks
@@apigeon1715 right not every character has to be super man
*Pretty Much Every JoJo Character*
@@InsertCreativeusername_
Yeah, a perfect character is a boring character.
I was chatting with people at a party, and the subject of gyms came up. I mentioned that the gym I went to was a women's only place (the only one in the county) and some guy I'd never even met absolutely lost his shit. I asked why he was so upset about it and all he could really think to say was "It's sexist!!!! Where are the men's only gyms????" I asked him if he would actually go to an all men's gym and he said something along the lines of "Hell no, that's gay." Like fuck, guy.
Even if I cross the whole fucking galaxy I still won't find the logic behind that
@@justanidiotontheinternet6365 i like your choice of words, fellow idiot on the intrrney
Ignore the stroke i have at the end, I'm too lazy to edit that comment lol
@@gilles466
what if i dont ignore and hyperfocus on it like my cats nose on my socks?
@@scargimmy3268 oh, i dunno. What would happen?
In this day and age it is apparently a competition to be the most offended about everything .
How *DARE* you!!!
Thankfully it seems those days are soon to be behind us :) I see people acting less crazy in those ways now
Atlas Complex yeah I think they’re realizing being a victim is getting them no where in life
Yes, and I'm truly sick of it. It's like so many people are like snakes waiting to strike. They don't know how to joke around and enjoy life. People need to get back to being normal, friendly, helping each other type folks that we used to be. It doesn't cost anything to be considerate of others.
@@larryprice1168
My general theory behind why they are like that is they want some form of control over other people and them being offended ( thems selfs or for others ( Virtue signaling )) is a low risk easy way for them to look good and manipulate other people .
these are the kind of people that make people with genuine reasons to be offended look like jokes lmao
I just like this world where being polite is an insult.
I once had some random woman scream at me and constantly poke me in the chest because she overheard me talking to my friend about how I preferred the Empire over the Rebels in Star Wars. Saying that I was no better than a Nazi and how I deserved to die.
Did you tell her to jump in the trash compactor or kiss a rathtar?
Well she's obviously a heretic or a xeno loving heretic.
Krimverse There is Heresy afoot, brothers.
Bipolar
Erik Woodruff Or go wrestle a gundark.
PS: anyone remember the Marvel STAR WARS comic that actually showed a gundark?
A 10yo boy at a sleepover camp I go to says “lava isn’t real. It’s just a myth made up to scare us. Like zombies.”.
I was talking to my new friend I met at the program area and we burst out laughing and talking about how Pompeii never happened
"It was just a hoax and all the preserved bodies there are fake and are only there to scare people"
To be fair he's 10.
I know a lot of kids much older that grew up thinking cats were girls and dogs were boys.
Just because they weren't around them.
Who knows what that kid was told to believe that?
Pompeii didn't get buried by lava. It got buried by volcanic ash.
Gunna call bullshit on this
Why is this posted on here and not a video like 'Facts Learned At An Embarrassedly Young Age'
"Dont tell me how to do my job!"... then quit asking me how to do it!
That's funny, I don't care who you are !!!
"Why is my pencil not writing?" "Because you're not holding it." "Don't tell me how to do my job!"
Dude, I was training a new line cook who clearly lied on his resume about his experience, he was very obviously clueless, he'd ask for help, and then he'd get really cocky and sarcastic like "This isn't my first rodeo bud"
... Then why the fuck did you ask for my help?
Also, hey chef said that in the interview that he requested full time, but he doesn't do evenings, weekends or Mondays.
He didn't last the week
I was standing in line at a store with my mom when I was like 8, waiting for the cashier to check out. As my mom was unloading our cart, she told me to go grab something she forgot. When I came back, obviously I had to get back in the line, and the woman behind us got really, like shaking and screaming about to hit me, pissed off to the point that my mom had to ask for help from staff. I remember she made me stand behind her.
She saw me get out of the line, but had a problem with it when I tried to return.
*me behind an old man in line*
Nice cashier: Here you go! Have a nice day, man!
Old man: "Sir!" I'm not your "dude!" *walks away angry*
Nice cashier:
I'm not your friend, guy!
I don't get it
@@zototheo2580 the cashier called the old man "...man!", which is usually in a friendly tone like how friends call each other (same with dude). However the old man didn't like being called as if he was a friend, and instead wanted to be called "Sir" which is usually a term used for higher ups e.g. professors and bosses (basically man was like "I'm higher than you, peasant. You're not my friend." or smthn along those lines).
“Every time you come here and you say ‘thanks’, it just sounds really rude.”
wat
My philosophy is if someone can't take a compliment/polite gesture, they shouldn't get one. If they can't accept thanks, they don't get thanks or thank you.
_what_
I read this as that exact line played.
"Thanks!"
What the manager said was extremely disrespectful and tbh, I'd report him to corporate too. You do NOT talk to a customer like THAT. And as someone who has worked in service, I know what kind of things are acceptable to say to a customer, and that isn't one of them. So don't mistake me for a Karen (or whatever the male version of Karen is).
I waved my hand once and got called a homophobe.
Edit: This blew tf up... The context isn't really there to clarify. I'm completely mystified by the event, and nobody else who was there have any idea what the dude was talking about.
Whet?
please tell me youre joking... christ, people are nuts
yeah and my dad works at nintendo
What he's not telling you: He only had one finger up on that hand, and was passing by a gay wedding at the time, lmao
"Wave your hand if you're a homophobe"
im from barbados, last year on barbados independence day (nov 30th) my gym teachers played barbados music for me to be sweet. my mexican friend came up to me in the locker room and said “hey, i was kind of offended because they were playing mexican music.” I then explained to her that it wasn’t mexican music, it was barbadian music, and she didn’t need to be offended. I asked her if it was mexican music, why would she be offended by it and her response was, “If i want to say im offended by something, then i can.”
I think she figured out why people throw fits as adults now.
🤤 ...What? How does that work?
I advise you to keep a distance of at least 30ft to her at all cost
J G let’s just say me and hat friend haven’t been in contact since a couple weeks after it happened
@@trinity2619 that's good to hear, stay safe
I had a very religious friend flip out when I said "real evolution"... in a discussion about pokemon.
Just rub it in by saying theres a fish Pokémon with a second evolution that gives it legs.
Surprised Pikachu face.
@@KnakuanaRka lmao
You had us in the first half, ngl
Oh my god the person who was told that saying "thanks" is rude through a drive thru... I can see that happening to me
Be like
"I'll say what I think is necessary"
I lost it at that one. Some people will say "thank you", and some people will say "thanks", DEAL WITH IT, PERIOD.
A lady gave my dad a verbal lashing when he held a door open for her. So he just let the door close and she dropped all her books
If somebody thinks they have a right to hold my 1 week old baby, I'm not being sweet to them, I'm setting them straight right then and there.
Well can I at least lick it?
Lol jk yeah that's weird why would people do that anyway?
I always thought that was reserved for relatives and such at important events, like, births.
Not the licking btw the holding XD.
The licking was just making fun of people who ask that kind of stuff without thought.
@dangboof
You can rub it for good luck
@@DkKombo do u need a milkshake
I think u kinda need a milkshake
I think the overpossessive act as shown in the video is the safest. You don't want to accidentally set off an idiot while holding a child in your arms.
@@IAmNotAStrawberry
Ye
These dumb people videos are my favorite.
Ahh yes for some reason they seem to relieve my anxiety about the b- I got in my second grade spelling test
They're making our life a little easier in some way
I don’t know why I watch them because I always get pissed off at how stupid these people are.
Stupid/dumb people are the best. It's fun to see them get angry over little things or be really stupid in general.
If you like this you should look at r/entitledparents
I wished a customer a merry Christmas once. She got extremely offended saying “what makes you think I celebrate Christmas?!”
... I work on a Christmas tree farm.
... and had just got done tying her tree to the roof of her car.
My mum: eats a bunch of Nutella with a spoon and saying she's on a "diet"
She gets a phone call from a friend and says to them
"why am I still not losing weight"
Me: "I could think of a couple... Hundred reasons"
All babies look the same to me
@dangboof omg you're objectifying children, seeing them as properties, fucking disgusting degenerate 🤬
Scientific Creature - I hope you’re joking.
That's babyism!
They all look like Winston Churchhill.
@@legendarypussydestroyer6943 _please tell me you're joking_
3:50 one time in middle school my friend got suspended for making a finger gun and pretending to have a gunfight with me and a few others. got seen, out of school suspension for a month due to “terroristic threats”. stupidest thing ive ever seen.
I know americans fear school shooting but this is out of line and not right
I would've just been homeschooled after that.
Btw who was winning?
I knew a kid (he was an asshole and I hate him but this was unfair either way) who got in trouble for resting his head on his two fingers, in like a finger gun position. The teacher said it was promoting terrorism.
@@someonesomeone7423 lol but Americans are all about guns tho 🔫 🍔 🏈
When I was a kid I was a regular volunteer at a hospital. Two years into it one of the other volunteers my age who I had become friends with found out I was an atheist. She was very shocked and offended and said I couldn't be friends with her any more.
I'm Christain, and I get slack for being Christain.
I'm with you there friend.
Either way, I think it's dumb you don't try to be friends with someone of a different religion or rather non-belief in this case as that doesn't really represent your team well anyway.
We're all here to be nice anyway right?
That's basically the abridged version.
@@DkKombo Yeah, I was hoping to stay friends with her, but after she couldn't convince me to become a Christian she wanted nothing to do with me. I was only 12 at the time and experienced worse later in college, but being so young then I was surprised.
@@Evieteresa
Pfft she was a lame Christain then.
Have you tried one of our exlusive Christain packages?
Convert today and obtain them now!
Lava can't melt marble beams
I have a friend who is atheist and I'm a Christian. She's very funny and nice
As long as someone is nice I don't have a problem with them.
I was called an ablest for making a deaf joke. Mind you I have 75% of my hearing and I can go deaf randomly for certain periods of time. They reported me to a teacher and that teacher started laughing because in the same lesson I went deaf and was using sign language.
I offended my sister by saying I have anxiety
Yes, in her eyes she can be the only one that suffers
:/
Wow
Wtf? She okay?
People getting offended over Dave Chappelle "Sticks and Stones" comedy show
Even the title is ironic. "Sticks and stones may break my bones". Why are they letting words hurt them?
Up to 20% of Dave’s jokes were stolen from white comedians who were deplatformed out of mainstream media over their race. I know people will always worship Dave Chappell, but if you pay close enough attention he’s looking more and more like a Carlos Mencia type with “black comedian privilege “
@@TheSmittel Out of curiousity, which jokes did he steal? I've never heard of this, but I'd like to know more.
Thomas I know at least the Alphabet people bit sounded kinda similar to Owen Benjamin’s bit. I won’t go so far as to call him a “thief” as the jokes were a little different
I had a teacher get mad at me once when i was in kindergarten or first grade because some kid kept clicking their tongue and it annoyed me so i plugged my ears
The first time she yelled at me. When i plugged them again a few minutes later out of irritation she grabbed my arm and made me sit on the opposite side of the room in a corner so i "didnt have to be so distracted by my classmates"
Yaaaay way to ostracize kids.
Once in elementary school my class teacher yelled at me because the girl sitting next to me stole something from my pencil case and I tried to grab it back from her. She continued to yell at me and the girl just smiled and I started crying, she still didn't stop yelling. Glad I graduated this year, all my school life was awful
@@JG-on2wx
At least you're not in school anymore.
Real life tip: now not only can you get friends, but reliable allies in real life. Depending on where you are, you can use people and let them use you in return to do things you couldn't previously do before, so it's good to take a positive but cautioned approach to everyone you meet. I use this all the time to help others out and ask for favors and have fun and it really enriches my life.
Just remember some people are manipulative, so be careful. And you don't really have to do it if you don't want to if that's not you either. It just helps to expand yourself a little while being prepared.
All of my teachers were legit angels until 3rd grade. Even my pre school teacher...
@@DkKombo thanks for your advice, that sounds really helpful. Gladly, I moved into a new city recently to go to university, and nobody knows me yet except for my relatives. I'm already kind of excited to see how things will go from now on. Have a nice day!
I was showing my friend a Dragon Ball movie review (Nostalgia Critic) and as soon as they started poking at the tropes of the show, my friend got so mad at it that I had to stop the video 5 mins in. He was a huge fan of the show, and apparently he can't take a joke.
Standard Dragon Ball fan. Would've loved to see his face when Superman killed Goku- Twice.
Yeah you should laugh with people, not at them.
I accidentally "threatened" someone on Twitter because I made them think about the reality that someone may be faster than them with a gun. I found it funny.
I was on the bus and a group of middle school aged boys were talking amongst eachother. One guy said his dad is always tired coming home since his mom doesn't do much around the house and doesn't work so as the 'man of the house' he had to pick up chores as well as his work.
A lady sitting a row in front of then apparently got triggered by that phrase and went on and on about the Patriarchy and how every woman in her family worked and whatever.
Like, good on you but if you won't listen to the whole thing don't butt in
One of my buddies got suspended in fifth grade cause he made a “gun” out of those connecting blocks...it was literally just an L turned on it’s side
Marina Farag a gun made of blocks.......are you fucking serious
I blame the Democrat party
That reminds me of a news story where a kid got suspended for making a gun shape out of a pop tart
A FUCKING POP TART!
@@beastmaster0934 I REMEMBER THAT
@@rednation149 Oh my god! A gun made out of blocks? How dare he make a military grade weapon!
Once I just told this guy to "swipe or insert his credit card when he's ready", and he got all pissy and was like "wow, you're making fun of me now. I know how to use a credit card".
Me: You'd be surprised how many people don't.
Sir I'm just doing my job
"You've offended me good sir" slaps with glove "I challenge you to a duel!"
Oh if only we could still resolve these situations with duels.
Glove slap. Baby, glove slap.
*cuts off arm*
_tis but a scratch_
i bite my thumb at you, sir
I saw that monty fucking python reference. Great films, great show
2:17
More Holes=Less Cheese
More Cheese=More Holes
Therefore, More Cheese=Less Cheese
So that means infinite matter, therefore I will only need to open my mouth and bite at 3 am
Ugh I hate fake money. I once had to break it to a hairdresser her $40 tip was fake and she almost started crying. I encouraged her to look into those check markers but I almost broke down in tears as she was just so ecstatic about finally getting a tip like that and how it was so helpful for her...just remembering how she deflated is making me cry 😭🥺
My mom gets mad if I say “Thanks” instead of “Thank you” every time.
My mom says "thanks you"
English is her second language and I try help her out as much as I can, she has been in Australia for 40 years, India 10 years
3:48 you forgot about the one who had his house raided by cops because someone thought the long division symbol on his math homework looked like a gun.
PKSkeith Jesus Christ, that’s a thing?? You have any links?
@@Digspig reason.com/2018/02/23/a-high-school-student-faces-expulsion-fo/
PKSkeith thank you very much, good sir!
People couldn't be any more stupid especially the cops who simply waste their time on this lol
I had a sub teacher once get mad when I referred to my friend as white, and just to annoy me my friend went along with it.
I remember when I was a young kid I was get offended if someone called me “dude” and correct them by saying “dudette”
Now that I think about it, it doesn’t really matter
Same here...I’m kinda embarrassed by it, tbh...
...especially with the fact that now I call everyone either “dude”, “man”, or ‘bastard” (or “darling” if I’m really pissed at them).
...and I call my younger brother “bud”.
...and I call my best friend “girl”.
Yes, you was get offended
I work at a grocery store. A customer was looking for a beer and got offended because I recommended one that had a picture on the label. She literally yelled at me and said it was dumb that they had a picture on the label.
Another fun one is when a customer got offended because we sell a brand of dip called "Bitchin' Sauce" and complained that it was degrading to women.
You can find offended black girls in the hair tutorial or edges videos done by girls who aren't black or have 4c hair. I'm a black girl myself, and to think years ago we fought so hard for like LIKE our natural hair, but now we're attacking other females, makes me pissed. Like what was all of that for then.
Who did you have to fight for your hair? Were there gangs of hair stylists in white robes hunting you down with flat irons and relaxer?
Slappy A lot of black women were denied from things like jobs because they didn't accept Afro hair and expected all women to have straightened hair. You can do the research yourself, but it did take fighting for our natural hair to be accepted. Things like relaxers and perms isn't healthy for type 3 and 4 hair that's not naturally straight.
dangboof Hell, sometimes it's skin color.
Slappy no, but going to school or work with natural hair is often seen as ‘inappropriate’ or ‘distracting’. We’re often told to straighten our hair as if our hair would be better that way. Yes, there are more important issues, but this is somewhat important bc people will fully not hire people bc the hair that grows out of our hair is ‘unprofessional’. Not trying to make you feel bad, I’m just trying to give you an idea of what it’s like for people with natural hair in general.
As a black girl, I don’t really have a problem with white girls wearing braids, non-black people doing edges, etc. What I DO have a problem with is when people claim something that they never popularised. An example of this is Kim K and the whole ‘boxer braids’ fiasco. We were mocked and bullied for those hairstyles and now it’s being praised because a rich white celebrity gave it another name and pretended as if people haven’t been doing it for a long time. Other than that I think anyone can do what they wanna do.
BlackBerry has THE BESTTT HARDWARE **SPITS**
Kids a few years later: ........BlackBerry? Do you mean the fruit?
Me in 7th grade searching up blackberry trying to find pictures of the fruit for a project: 👁👄👁
@@moxiemouse24 blackberry (fruit)
America in 2019 in a nutshell
Hey Dani
That one person we all know in a nutshell
Basically anyone who is named Karen, (Conservatives) or anyone who is a feminist or some black lives matter movements (Liberals) I litteraly can't stand some people in this country
@D "conservatives have common sense" lmao.
@@michaelarkell5437 Atleast someone has the intelligence to understand dumbness isn't related to a political stance
I felt that first one in my soul. I have really strong, sensitive hearing and when the fire dept not too far from my house(a few blocks away) fires up the truck to get going, it gives me a headache when they rush by.
I called someone buddy and he said "I'm not a buddy...a buddy is someone who eats shit and howls at the moon."
...was he talking about a wolf or
“I can’t believe you let your kids watch Schindler’s List!”
Okay
“It has an F-bomb in it!”
...wait
Whispering and snickering at a Democratic Socialists of America convention
I am dead serious
Carmen Austins ummm you forgot to say that that was a point of personal privilege... how offensive of you.
I see no offense there. LOL
I remember him saying that he is prone to sensory overload and he has anxiety😂
dO not USED GENDERED LANGUAGE TO ADDERSS EVERYONE
@@marzkenz1577
And yet, he went to a conference in a full hall with an open mic
So there's this girl that used to go to my school (which is tiny - 30 people total), and she was...difficult. Really lovely, but difficult. We'll call her Anne.
So it's break, and I'm sitting next to Anne on a couch, and one of the boy's, who we'll call Tim, was sitting on the couch opposite. So Tim goes "Oh crap, I didn't do my homework!" Anne then responded with a comment alluding to him being lazy, and so he says "Well it's because I was at the gym, cause I'm not _lazy,"_ and she gets this look on her face. Then says "How could you say that to me?!"
Tim: "Huh?"
Anne: "You called me fat! So rude, especially to a girl."
Another time, one of the kids (let's call him Zack) walks into the classroom, and there are a couple of empty seats. He chooses not to sit in the one next to Anne, and she freaks. He receives a text going along the lines of "What did I do wrong? Why are you treating me this way? You're so rude," etc. etc. Very odd, especially since they weren't even friends and had hardly any classes together. After that, she would constantly talk badly about him behind his back. Weird.
One time in Spanish class two guys got into a fight talking about gangsta rap, the one guy said “it’s special” and the other guy says “yeah, special ed” because the one guy was overreacting. I died laughing when that happened.
Any time im in a situation where someone is offended i laugh it off and say “could you imagine?” Implying that they are joking and giving them an out, it works most of the time and when it doesnt it just makes the situation even more entertaining.
7:58 is honestly what I argue about all the time.
I'm a chick, for the record.
I literally had an argument with a modern feminist once where her argument was that a man saying Hello to her as he passes by her in a park (for example) would be harrassment.
I told her "No, you fucking entitled bitch. It's called being polite".
Imagine getting offended by the body of a fictional characther
My friend told me a story about how her friend stopped talking to her because she forgot her friend’s friend name.
So once I said that I didn’t like the 3D models in Jojo’s bizarre adventure. The person I was talking to blew up and started calling me names and swearing at me. And then that’s when I stopped being friends with him.
in eyes of heaven?
「Za Verso」 what?
@@sheppin_ are you talking about the jojo eyes of heaven 3d models?
jojo fans are crazy
You should have stopped when you got to JoJo
I was shopping when a lady got offended when she asked me what brand and shade of hair color I use and I told her my hair color is natural and not dyed. She didn't believe me and thought I was making fun of her about "getting old". She got all beside herself and demanded an apology. So I told her I'm sorry you're going gray. She lost her shit and security had to forcibly remove her from the store.
Had an attorney threaten to sue me for age discrimination because I took too long to help them. I just said Ok, stopped helping them and walked away. They decided to take this quarrel all the way up to the Director. She must not have realized I worked with the Director several times and she knew me well enough to know I wouldn't have walked away without a very good reason. The first thing that attorney did after her meeting with the Director was call me and apologize.
3:45 If you think that's bad, my little brother got suspended from school once for DRAWING A PICTURE of him and his buddies shooting each other with water guns.
Our mother and I had such a great laugh out of that, and she actually said to the Principal, who was the one who decided that, "Yeah, that's something you should teach the kids, that if they want a few days off of school, draw a picture of some guns. Fantastic job there."
Don’t hold the door open for anyone in London. You’ll end up holding it for the next twenty people, and none of them will even acknowledge your existence, let alone say thank you.
Sounds like a sack full of a-holes.
weird, when i visited London I didnt really come across much rudeness. People were happy to help give me directions.
But that does sound like regular big city people, they're dickheads in every country, coming from someone also living in a major city.
I asked someone “male or female” and they said “umm actually there more than one gender” that was the dumbest thing ever
Im actually a fire engine. You sexist bigot. My pronouns are brum brum.
I consider myself a pretty open minded guy, but I base my beliefs on hard facts and evidence. Science only says there's two genders, male and female; and if you're trans that's just switching from one to the other. Just because bumblecunt69XD on Tumblr says something it doesn't automatically make it so. I'm tired of these wackos who don't know how to make a proper argument for their case and instead just throw a bitch fit, or you get those nutters who site that one myth about the goddess Ishtar creating a person with no defined gender.
@@MysteriumArcanum but I do have a theory that the tumblr genders were primarily made for white girls to feel oppressed and take the focus away from the problems trans and enby people face in society
You are a sexist little shit, I'm an attack helecopter
2:08 sounds like the sort of thing where the cliche "dumb detective" thinks there's a case to be solved like on those old cartoons
Title: says witnesses
Everyone: well I...
“Can I switch gears with you?”
“ you can switch gears with me anytime.” - a man banned from espn
was in middle school and a kid in my homeroom had what looked like a seizure. girl sitting behind me said he was looking for attention n got mad that he "did that at school." icky.
I one had a woman get extremely offended and wanted to talk to my supervisor because I was wearing a bullet proof vest. I'm a law enforcement officer. I was in uniform, at a hospital, with a shooting victim.
That lady that got offended because that man held the door for her is really making the actual rational feminists look bad. She must be a radical 🤦🏻♀️
I was talking with 2 classmates who and one of them was a bartender. One was a girl the bartender was a dude. They talked about how getting drunk was fun and crazy, and I didn’t speak much. The girl asked if I liked to drink then I said as a joke “I’m a wholesome person”. They both overreacted a little bit and said “I’m a little offended”. Eventually they understood that I’m just not a person that drinks and they respected my decision like I respect theirs. They were cool people
Once when I was 3 or 4, I saw a lady walking her dog. I was like,"Aw! Cute puppy!" And she was like,"He'S 5 yEaRs OlD bUt oKaY" Keep in mind I was very young and didn't know the difference between a puppy and a full grown dog.
Lmao I call all dogs puppies
My first dog was an absolute unit even when she was still a "puppy" since she had A bit of great dane
12:53
I don’t really know why people are like this... I’m a type 1 diabetic and my friends and I make so many jokes about it we’ve had a few people flip shit because their dads brothers friends cousin has type 2 diabetes.
Like god damn dude chill out
Yeah, I have a friend who has diabetes, it really sucks for him.
But he and I joke about it and I want to make sure he's okay, so we kind of deal with it by joking about it.
At least from what I understand.
Seriously, I don't understand people like that. I'm in a wheelchair and I make cripple jokes all the time. It's called being able to laugh at yourself and not take things too seriously.
One of my friends once gave me shit for making a diabetes joke even though my mom has it and she'll joke about it.
In high school I would walk around with my guitar and strum random chords and make stupid songs for my friends. One of them asked me to make a song about him and he had just come out of a convenience store after buying a bunch of soda and sugary treats so I sang a line basically about how if he kept it up he might get diabetes. He thought it was hilarious. The other friend I was with got all butthurt and said that I was being fucked up because his uncle had diabetes.
A few years back I was visiting relatives. My aunt's husband's mom (uncle in-law's mom) had a mini-grocery store where she also sold newspapers. I told her that she could charge people leafing through the papers for a small amount. That way even if she didn't sell any she'd still profit. Got the idea from a store in my town that did this.
Well the next day my uncle-in-law told me to stop talking to her like that. Apparently his mom's reaction to my suggestion was "You can't tell me what to do!"
the fact that youtube had to censor “sexist” to not offend anyone is also one of the dumbest things to get offended by
A couple of peeps in my class were talking about one of their friends in the hospital because of an injury with their eyes or something. The teacher then comes out of no where and says “ That is very offensive bc my father died of yaro yaro disease thing “ then proceeds to lay into them about it. Keep in mind they were talking about their friend in the hospital, and she just shuts it down.
A friend of mine had this happen in his history class a few years ago...
A guy stood up and called "bull" because "The Earth is only 2015 years old!"
I wasn't even there and I heard the collective facepalm.
I've had my mom get offended that I held the door open for a guy as we were walking into the dollar store. She said that men should be the only ones holding doors open and that I should never have to hold open any doors. I ignored her the rest of the day and she still doesn't understand why.
Well, you are a strong, independent woman who don't need no man except to open doors because doors are HEAVY amirite? But seriously, good for you, better to do good than have good done for you.
I was at a party at my mate's house, chatting with a female friend about the story of medusa, when my mate's stepdad (who is normally very chill and thus was sitting with us) goes off at me simply for discussion something not about hunting, fishing, girls or whatever tf this guy wanted me to talk about
A one inch G.I Joe gun would be terrifying to a mouse or hamster! That reckless kid should've been suspended.
One time (when I was in my teens) I went to Walmart with my (ex Christian, Buddhist) dad to buy dinner. When I the parking lot a Christian guy came up to us hanging out flyers for his Baptist Church. I am Wiccan and wear a pentagram necklace. He looked at me like I was the devil so I quoted two parts of the Bible that I memorized when I was little and went to Baptist Church:
Matthew 14:22-33 (basically if you believe you can perform all the miracles of Jesus, than you can.) and John 15:12 (basically love everyone no matter their belief). This offended the man and he said that it was blasphemy. Because I knew I wasn't going to win an argument with this guy, I pointed at my necklace, said "praise Satan", and ran.
You fucking madlass. Thats golden.
Sadly most of these "Christians" have never actually read the Bible and just use it as a tool to oppress and subjugate those they don't like. All I know is if Jesus was physically here with us today he wouldn't be too pleased with these people's behavior.
For the dinosaur thing, the one that ended six minutes in the video, I have a fun fact.
Fun fact about fossils: Many of the dinosaur bones found were found by normal people initially, then the paleontologists made it a dig site and found the full bones after confirming that it is, in fact, a bone. Mistakes can be made with things that are possibly a few million years old. Also, not all fossils are incredibly old; you can find plant fossils in sidewalks where leaves fell into the cement while it was hardening. So... Oh, and the reason that lots of fossils found are by normal people is because they got buried, but erosion wore away the ground above the fossils, so they just look like rocks. Many are found by people TRIPPING on the bones.
I had a NCO in the USAF get upset and threaten paperwork on me simply because I said his daughter looked cute (she was only 4). Claimed it was conduct unbecoming. It was only when HIS superior said that Legal would laugh his keister right out of the office that he dropped it and apologized. This same guy tried to have me written up for "not eating healthy" on deployment. Even had me stand at attention for it. My supervisor and I just blew him off then, but the last time was when we got mortared for the first time and one airman didn't respond because she was asleep (this was the very first time since we were in country) and when she came in, he had her sit in interrogation and sat down to interview her holding handcuffs, threatening a dereliction of duty charge. Finally my Commander had enough and said to him he was no longer allowed to brief the troops for anything and if he even breathed in their direction, he would strip him of his rank and dishonorably discharge him for conduct unbecoming of an NCO, and would make a hard push to do some time at Levenworth, KS. Never had issues after that.
My own mother complains about me dressing in a kimono for Halloween because Im white.
Someone once got offended I was eating a slice of pizza because she was on a certain diet that did not let her eat pizza. But I was like “I was not the one who made you go on that diet, that you chose to do.”