SAO Abridged Parody: Episode 06

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    Opening Song: "This is War" by 30 Seconds to Mars
    Cast (By order of appearance)
    Rachel Michelle: Yolko
    ‪@0w0MikuruBEAM‬
    xbubblemunkyx: Asuna
    ‪@xbubblemunkyx‬
    YamatoSFX: Kirito
    ‪@YamatoSFX‬
    KaggyVA: Schmitt
    ‪@KaggyFilms‬
    Hayabusa449: Kains
    / actormmurdock
    Sonicring123Dubs: Johnny Black
    ‪@Sonicring123Dubs‬
    LordMegatronG1: Jeffrey
    ‪@TeamTrainWreck‬
    KaiserNeko: Grimlock
    ‪@KaiserNeko‬
    Griselda: MOM0KI
    ‪@caitlinmyers‬
    CREW
    Editor/Artist: YamatoSFX
    Writers: YamatoSFX, Hayabusa449
    Music Used
    SAO Soundtrack
    Bravely Default
    Darksiders I & II
    Psychonauts
    Dust: An Elysian Tail
    Phoenix Wright: Dual Destinies
    Persona Q
    Awsomenauts
    The Binding of Isaac
    The Batman
    A Something Witty Production

КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @rozieredz
    @rozieredz 3 роки тому +5177

    "Are you kidding me? I figured it all out hours ago." Implies that Asuna either took hours to find him, or it took hours to calm Schmidt down from his absolute panic.

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 2 роки тому +235

      Lmao.
      But nah I'm going with the former. Asuna would have no reason to try to calm down Schmitt because she doesn't need to pretend to be nice with only him around

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +99

      Or both

    • @fork4207
      @fork4207 Рік тому +43

      Yeah probably both.

    • @acerw7366
      @acerw7366 Рік тому +73

      Considering how kirito is most likely on her friends list (hence why she could find him after the sheeptar incident) I think this most likely means that she had to spend hours calming schmidt down but that is just my opinion

    • @christopher_graffam
      @christopher_graffam Рік тому +49

      @@acerw7366 At 16:49 Kirito says that he doesn’t friend anyone, so I don’t think that he was on Asuna’s friend list when she went looking for him in episode 5.

  • @arslongavitabreves
    @arslongavitabreves 5 років тому +8224

    I don't even remember what the original story was about anymore...

  • @MadDadLad
    @MadDadLad 9 років тому +1037

    My first thought was "Why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?" My second thought was "Oh shit. Window". SHIT!

    • @joshuasmith5288
      @joshuasmith5288 9 років тому +14

      glad you liked it............

    • @Ninjagowolf
      @Ninjagowolf 9 років тому +13

      Joshua Smith thats my fav part XD

    • @MadDadLad
      @MadDadLad 9 років тому +3

      ***** swiftly followed by "Oh shit RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!".............sorry ('-_-)/.

    • @matthewthomas2580
      @matthewthomas2580 9 років тому +3

      Koko-Sensei!!!

    • @nerdinout9820
      @nerdinout9820 9 років тому

      Matthew Thomas *Koro-Sensei.

  • @_sqwid
    @_sqwid 3 роки тому +7635

    I like how they give even the villains and side characters more personality than those pieces of cardboard in the actual SAO series

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 3 роки тому +647

      Calling those things "pieces of cardboard" is an insult to cardboard.

    • @rotciv212
      @rotciv212 3 роки тому +514

      I'm pretty sure Jeffery is from the first floor when Jesus was like "now kill them all"

    • @Abs0408
      @Abs0408 3 роки тому +162

      @@rotciv212 I KNEW IT

    • @nepunepu5894
      @nepunepu5894 3 роки тому +293

      the fact they set some side characters as NPC and it works much better is funny to me

    • @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750
      @p.a.w.sthetravelinggamer6750 2 роки тому +130

      Honestly this is 1000x better than the original so much so that I wish they could pump out the episodes weekly AND reach all the way Sao is currently at.

  • @KaimArgonarEyyyy
    @KaimArgonarEyyyy 7 років тому +803

    "Oh shit, window" gets me fucking every time. I love this series to death.

    • @jillianysortiz5889
      @jillianysortiz5889 7 років тому +11

      BallsDeep 69 you really do like it lmao 😂😂😂 considering your name and profile picture

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 6 років тому +538

    “If you say open your menu, I’m going to stab you in the eye!!!” 10/10

    • @hijacktrolo4069
      @hijacktrolo4069 5 років тому +22

      please take a moment to realize that she had to use the map AND friends list to find the girl, which are both in the inventory window

    • @juholahdesmaki730
      @juholahdesmaki730 4 роки тому +5

      And in the end... she stabbed him in the eye anyway.

    • @Stardust420
      @Stardust420 2 години тому

      But did you grieve for the sandwich?

  • @hadofhfo5050
    @hadofhfo5050 5 років тому +7945

    When you realize Kirito wants to tell his black friend about the slaves he just got.

    • @nutoriusrhino6450
      @nutoriusrhino6450 4 роки тому +350

      hadofhfo OMG That’s fucking perfect!!!!!👌👌

    • @arthurchallat8530
      @arthurchallat8530 4 роки тому +330

      Typical Kirito

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 роки тому +419

      To be fair, they are white so he may get a kick out of it if he likes irony?

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 4 роки тому +154

      @Cian McCabe ...... I'm guessing the joke went a little high didn't it?

    • @lolzimop9174
      @lolzimop9174 4 роки тому +83

      Cian McCabe Correct me if I’m wrong but the last time i checked most Japanese people were, get this, white

  • @PeterPressley
    @PeterPressley 6 років тому +831

    lmao thats the most realistic response to Griselda’s ghost appearing.

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 5 років тому +61

      I dunno. i think my response to seeing a ghost would be "Holy shit, there really is an afterlife."

    • @reddragoner1932
      @reddragoner1932 4 роки тому +55

      could also be a glitch though for not deleting the character data accurately

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 роки тому +5

      Garrett Engell but they did imply that SAO was broken and rushed.

    • @Treviisolion
      @Treviisolion 4 роки тому +6

      The bigger question is why they assume it’s a ghost. Those two have never seen Griselda, nor were they shown a picture, so a person showing up that stealthily would be alarming, but I don’t know why you’d assume ghost.

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 роки тому +10

      Trevyn Case maybe it’s because of the fact that SHES STANDING ON TOP OF THE GRAVE!

  • @aspecttnd
    @aspecttnd Рік тому +289

    “We’re gonna make sure you get the help you need buddy…
    Behind this tree :) “
    GOLD

  • @StillGamingMaybeLatr
    @StillGamingMaybeLatr 9 років тому +394

    I fucking love how the abridged Kirito and Asuna have waaaaay better chemistry than in the actual show.

    • @akamoto3612
      @akamoto3612 9 років тому +19

      Yea.

    • @ulrich112
      @ulrich112 8 років тому +1

      +antonis popoypo you ruined the meme

    • @MystearicalX
      @MystearicalX 8 років тому +30

      +Matthew Rubenstein The joke is that they DON'T have chemistry in canon. Asuna is a blank slate of a character who is literally defined by her relationship with Kirito. Every other girl in his 'pseudo-harem' has more character than she does by a country mile, and they have a fraction of the screen time. Not to say that Kirito himself is much better, but it's a harem anime so all the story and background info is supposed to come from the supporting females and not the MC. The fact that the lead female has all the depth of a kiddie pool is one of the series' biggest issues.
      At least here we can say they're both confrontational sociopaths with limited social skills and violent tempers. They're like two violently burning peas in a pod made of nitroglycerin, and it's hilarious.

    • @cjjolly7326
      @cjjolly7326 8 років тому +19

      +Matthew Rubenstein it's not that they don't have character, its that their characters are very generic. Kirito is the average "nice guy" protagonist as every other harem protagonist. Asuna started out as a quiet badass turned into a tsundere and ended up being. "Nice girl" whose the MC always chooses over the other girls in his harem. Kinda disapointing since, as stated before, Asuna had a decent character in the second episode, and Kirito was starting to devolp one after Saachi's death. Too bad filler and lack of focus messed it up.

    • @MLGRageElite
      @MLGRageElite 8 років тому

      As a person who's reading SAO: Progressive, I sincerely disagree.

  • @frimi8593
    @frimi8593 4 роки тому +872

    “So I own you guys now. Can’t wait to tell Tiff about this”
    This is why I love SWE so much

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 2 роки тому +15

      hey if I ever own someone you bet id joke about it with my black friend

  • @xx-greatgamer-xx5122
    @xx-greatgamer-xx5122 Рік тому +232

    "My first thought was why would a ghost need a teleport crystal, my second thought was oh shit window" had me laughing instantly

  • @et3inuyasha
    @et3inuyasha 5 років тому +4305

    Anyone who thinks the murderer had a dumb motive for comic relief:
    The original motive was even dumber: She started having opinions of her own.
    Edit: Holy Buckets, 3k likes!?

    • @spindash64
      @spindash64 5 років тому +689

      Gregory Stephens
      That sounds like it’s basically the same thing. Although at least this time he had a snippy one liner at the end of his story

    • @TopTierTrashman
      @TopTierTrashman 5 років тому +377

      So that's the actual reason. Cheers mate, I forgot

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 5 років тому +309

      @@JazzStation95 oh so you like them crucified

    • @thunderthunderstorms8828
      @thunderthunderstorms8828 5 років тому +67

      So he is America in the 18’s or was it the 19’s

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 4 роки тому +67

      @@thunderthunderstorms8828 America right now if you anger the Hive

  • @numbers93
    @numbers93 8 років тому +654

    I love how many of the characters in the 2nd ep ended up having big roles. Mr Fluffles the Don, Tiffany the Appraiser, the Laughing Coffin dude, The Final Solution Mr Schmidtt, and of course Asuna the best player who couldn't even open a menu.

    • @alphaquasar3089
      @alphaquasar3089 8 років тому +9

      What part is The Final Solution Mr Schmidtt at in this ep?

    • @numbers93
      @numbers93 8 років тому +14

      The guy who killed his perfect wife

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 8 років тому +20

      +Danjoseph Quijada Holy hell, I never even realized it was him until now.

    • @AlanHaskayne
      @AlanHaskayne 8 років тому +43

      Don't miss General Corvatz's strategy being yelled out by one person in the first meeting.

    • @numbers93
      @numbers93 8 років тому +41

      "And hit it till it dies!" XD

  • @adrianjust1458
    @adrianjust1458 4 роки тому +1410

    “Your Schmitt! From piece of Schmitt game show!”
    That was legendary

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +52

      That is a real gaming channel is the best part

    • @MO-uy5gq
      @MO-uy5gq 3 роки тому +67

      Like Jesus once said "Schmittches get stitches"

    • @OMartinez91
      @OMartinez91 3 роки тому +34

      I think in a future episode once they are in the real world there's a UA-cam thumbnail of Schmitt reviewing SAO

    • @TheAnimeEncyclopedia
      @TheAnimeEncyclopedia 3 роки тому +10

      I like the Meat Tabogens

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Рік тому +2

      @AniEncyclopedia Santa delivering presents in his meat toboggan pulled by his 8 reindeer. Imagine being a kid and catching a glimpse of that

  • @ferdousibegum4255
    @ferdousibegum4255 6 років тому +787

    "My first thought was why would a ghost need a teleport crystal? My second thought was oh shit window."
    I died 😂

  • @maryjanenagle3827
    @maryjanenagle3827 8 років тому +1573

    who else likes kirito like this more than the original

  • @liusertheliu
    @liusertheliu 9 років тому +396

    THE KIRITO IS ALWAYS RIGHT FOUNDATION!!!!

    • @vashthestampede9974
      @vashthestampede9974 9 років тому +7

      Our grand reopening

    • @GameToony
      @GameToony 9 років тому +37

      XxxRebel LexiixxX they opened a new branch, the "asuna's always wrong foundation"

    • @arctris9380
      @arctris9380 9 років тому +17

      XxxRebel LexiixxX And they be accepting forks.

    • @rh0dr1
      @rh0dr1 9 років тому +1

      XxxRebel LexiixxX now on patreon

    • @joshuatroke2348
      @joshuatroke2348 9 років тому

      It's going through a rough patch

  • @Danzrazor
    @Danzrazor 8 років тому +320

    "Wait you're piece of shmitt games"

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 8 років тому +13

      "Tell me, do you know a user by the name, 'JhonnyBlack'?"

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 8 років тому +7

      +OmniscientWarrior "...Meat- tabbogin."

    • @decidedyeti7476
      @decidedyeti7476 8 років тому +3

      Wait, your Schmitt for piece of Schmitt games.

    • @nickbrowning3270
      @nickbrowning3270 7 років тому +2

      nzrazor wait you're thelegend27?

    • @Shendue
      @Shendue 7 років тому

      decided yeti From

  • @YoBoiHrcky
    @YoBoiHrcky 2 роки тому +104

    "Detective Kirito Aincrad PD, I'm on the hunt for a serial killer and these 3 are the only witnesses. I'm gonna need you gentlemen to put down your weapons."
    Dude I fucking love Kirito goofing around like that

    • @lockheedx33
      @lockheedx33 Рік тому +7

      And then they go off and play along with it

  • @mellowfellow2434
    @mellowfellow2434 6 років тому +836

    2:28
    Kirito: My sandwich...
    Kirito: It was innocent...!
    Asuna: Kirito! Are you gonn-
    Kirito: Shh! I must grieve!
    Good part

  • @cc-corruptor4492
    @cc-corruptor4492 3 роки тому +132

    Yoko: *Fucking dies*
    Kirito: Now I’m no doctor but I don’t like her chances.

  • @shakiragreenlee7368
    @shakiragreenlee7368 3 роки тому +128

    Kirito giving laughing coffin tips on how to be better killers is hilarious

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 3 роки тому +10

      He did say he killed for less . . . I would find it funny if he is/was part of a splinter group of Laughing Coffin and is just giving tips to the main group of Laughing Coffin.

  • @OG_Kurosaki
    @OG_Kurosaki 2 роки тому +74

    "people spend their entire life looking for this and you just threw it away" that's the deepest thing I have ever heard from an abridged anime parody

  • @queenanacaona8531
    @queenanacaona8531 7 років тому +383

    How did she ever look at her friends list if she can't open her menu?

    • @iandakariann
      @iandakariann 7 років тому +250

      the assumption is that she figured it out. you can't cook without the menu and she's a max cook

    • @scottb235
      @scottb235 7 років тому +41

      And feminism marches on

  • @SWE
    @SWE  9 років тому +1236

    Hey guys. We've submitted our counter-claim to get episode 7 back up, but it'll probably take a few weeks for it to go through. For now, you can still watch the episode on our Facebook page (link is in the channel banner.)

    • @NextGenPhoenixGamer1
      @NextGenPhoenixGamer1 9 років тому +10

      SWEabridged Can't wait til it's up on the tube keep doing your marvelous thing guys

    • @SinVsGaming1
      @SinVsGaming1 9 років тому

      SWEabridged hey wat was thew song you used for the intro bit 0:44 please tell me

    • @johzaah
      @johzaah 9 років тому +2

      +Sin Vs. Gaming it's 'This is War' by 30 seconds to mars

    • @SinVsGaming1
      @SinVsGaming1 9 років тому

      Johz a a thank you so mutch

    • @blackgenesis243
      @blackgenesis243 9 років тому

      Johz a a Do you also know the name of the song that plays at the end, when liz is making the sword for kirito?

  • @KatrinaAmaxas
    @KatrinaAmaxas 9 років тому +237

    Wait, so new SAO Abridged AND Gear Fourth got revealed today!?
    BEST. DAY. *EVER*

    • @AztecSamurai137
      @AztecSamurai137 9 років тому +31

      best line of the series: "you don't have to wonder where your god is, cause hes standing right in front of you, and he's all out of mercy"

    • @KatrinaAmaxas
      @KatrinaAmaxas 9 років тому +23

      I dunno, the "Kirito is always right Foundation." is quite close.

    • @purelife10
      @purelife10 9 років тому

      Daniel Juarez I actually quoted that line at work last night :) had the guys rolling

    • @AztecSamurai137
      @AztecSamurai137 9 років тому

      I used it too once

    • @PassingNeet
      @PassingNeet 9 років тому +1

      Inkwell Obsidia Luffy turned into dankey kang

  • @Mikanoes
    @Mikanoes 4 роки тому +130

    That scene at the end, with that ghost, I think that is the hardest I have laughed all month.
    "Now my soul is free..."
    (Dagger toss, followed by blood-curdling scream)
    "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

    • @salvadortoscano2534
      @salvadortoscano2534 11 місяців тому +3

      I mean, I kinda felt that way when I saw it in the original. Think about it, you're in a *video game* and you see the ghost of a *real person* in there, not an NPC or whatever. You gonna tell me you wouldn't be weirded out at that?? I resonated with SAOA Kirito and Asuna at that moment, because that's *exactly* the reaction I'd have if I saw that, especially if they saw a picture of her beforehand

  • @satwikanmol
    @satwikanmol 4 роки тому +293

    No one:
    Kirito:. FOR YOU SEE...

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 3 роки тому +12

      Asshole Abridged Kirito lives for theatrics and suffering.

    • @johnwick5901
      @johnwick5901 3 роки тому +1

      "God damn it!'

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 2 роки тому

      I love pulling out the pebble rant on rainy days.

  • @ScruffyAJ
    @ScruffyAJ 9 років тому +111

    Kirito: My sandwich.... it was innocent...
    Asuna:... Kirito are you gonna-
    Kirito: SHH.. I must grieve.
    XD omg I cant stop laughing

    • @Levahk
      @Levahk 9 років тому +6

      ***** He needs a montage of his time spent with that sandwich

    • @eclipsestudios5367
      @eclipsestudios5367 9 років тому

      ***** lol my sister and I were doing that today lol

    • @ScruffyAJ
      @ScruffyAJ 9 років тому

      Levahk yes, yes we do

    • @ScruffyAJ
      @ScruffyAJ 9 років тому

      ***** le fixed it

    • @ScruffyAJ
      @ScruffyAJ 9 років тому

      ***** -gross kirito sobbing-

  • @aspecttnd
    @aspecttnd Рік тому +57

    I love how these characters are actually really true to their own dialogue in the show. Kirito loved the sandwich, and loved it here. Infinitely funnier here though, this is incredible

  • @Swordsquire
    @Swordsquire 9 років тому +45

    This just gets funnier each episode.
    "I've eyes on the suspect! Pursuing on foot!"
    "SHIT!"
    And Schmidtches get stitches!"
    LMAO!!!!

  • @Halo381WasTaken
    @Halo381WasTaken 5 років тому +266

    "Something Schmidtty Entertainment"

  • @Nii...
    @Nii... 7 років тому +453

    My second thought was oh shit window....

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 6 років тому +5

      I Don't have a name "and with that, much like that window, the cracks in your façade started to form: your reaction when I suggested Kains faked his death, your barely-hidden disdain for Schmitt, the stupid ghost thing? It all made sense! You and Kains were in this together, and for whatever reason, you both had decided to fake your deaths. Of the three members who voted to keep the item, that only left Schmitt, and since he obviously wasn't in on it, that little bit of Shakespeare must have been for his benefit"
      "But how could you know that?! We could've been working with him to scare you off or something!"
      "Ha! Right! As if anyone would let that moron in on a conspiracy! A freakin' land mine deals with pressure better than him, and would kill fewer people!"
      "Hey!"
      "Finally, that left only one possibility: the two of you think Schmitt was the one who killed Griselda, and you planned this whole farce in order to finally scare him into confessing!"

  • @Gibby34340
    @Gibby34340 5 років тому +381

    I'll be honest, the fake death conspiracy theory was actually pretty clever, way more believable and realistic than the original.

    • @arjundangui2259
      @arjundangui2259 4 роки тому +7

      What was in the original?

    • @kobeagu8314
      @kobeagu8314 4 роки тому +41

      Arjun dangui the swords were destroying the durability of their armour, as soon as the armor broke, they teleported, making it look like they died (since item destruction looks the exact same as character death) that’s why yoga pants wore a cloak, so she was wearing something that could break. Honestly, it’s clever, I don’t hate saoa or something witty, but just making the teleport crystal a glitch was kinda cheap

    • @mateoremedi4703
      @mateoremedi4703 4 роки тому +75

      @@kobeagu8314 nah, this feels better to the original . In the original we had never seen an armor being destroyed before or after this . While in abridged ,we see giltchs all the Time

    • @ellemurano6276
      @ellemurano6276 4 роки тому +37

      @@kobeagu8314 it fits with the theme of the actual game of SAO being terrible. It's riddled with glitches lol.

    • @kobeagu8314
      @kobeagu8314 4 роки тому +9

      Elle Murano dang I forgot that in saoa, sao is a bad game, (since sao proper treats it as the perfect game) well at least it would be smart if it was in a well written story, something better than sao proper

  • @weaponizedpizza8825
    @weaponizedpizza8825 6 років тому +260

    7:05 when you're not batman so you have to settle for ace attorney.

  • @ProlificPops
    @ProlificPops 9 років тому +128

    I lost it at the part where the ghost girl was thanking them and they ran away screaming XD

  • @ayneshprathy1605
    @ayneshprathy1605 4 роки тому +143

    Grisledas face at the end was like "Everytime" LOL

  • @victoriardsethbe8974
    @victoriardsethbe8974 Рік тому +13

    Love how Abridge’s Schmitt’s voice actor is the voice actor of Johnny Black in the actual sword art online

  • @demonshadowlord6185
    @demonshadowlord6185 4 роки тому +303

    “My sandwich! It was innocent...”
    Beautiful

    • @chalkr0se13_
      @chalkr0se13_ 3 роки тому +17

      Shh, I must grieve.

    • @liarliarplants4hire
      @liarliarplants4hire Рік тому +1

      The sandwich is a sacred and beautiful, pure holy thing. now Griselda ghost must finish it…

  • @Seeker03
    @Seeker03 3 роки тому +40

    I watched this chapter a thousand times and I can't believe I never realized they were using the Phoenix Wright soundtrack.

  • @kinqly5071
    @kinqly5071 7 років тому +236

    *It was full of emotions and it scared and confused me.*
    ....
    O-Oh lord..

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 6 років тому +7

      "Now, come on, get up! We're doing this again! And this time, you're not gonna fold because that hat makes you look like John Lennon during the mafia!"
      "OH GOD!"

    • @WalterWhite-pb6hh
      @WalterWhite-pb6hh 6 років тому +2

      Kinda makes me wonder if the reason he lives with his grandfather is because his dad killed his mom in a controlling and abusive relationship

    • @cusionmon6652
      @cusionmon6652 6 років тому

      ...what?

  • @madeofnonsense3634
    @madeofnonsense3634 9 місяців тому +3

    I just realized, Kirito probably knows Schmitt because he watches his game reviews.

  • @TheExecutorr
    @TheExecutorr 7 років тому +225

    "Isn't that right, GRIMMLOCK?
    .....
    I said: ISN'T THAT RIGHT, GRIMMLOCK?
    ....
    Sigh... I SAID..:"
    "DAMMIT Kirito we're coming!"

    • @oxcaxx
      @oxcaxx 7 років тому

      'damned'??

    • @TheExecutorr
      @TheExecutorr 7 років тому

      dammit XD Thanks, I changed it

    • @slashb7836
      @slashb7836 7 років тому +4

      gasp?

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 7 років тому +6

      Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli Quetzalcoatl
      "COME ON! I HAD THIS ALL TIMED OUT AND EVERYTHING!"
      "Well, I'm sorry! Shockingly, he wasn't very COOPERATIVE!!"
      "Oh goddammit, who's this now?"
      "I...kind of entangled her, too!"
      "CHRIST, Yolko! How big is this web?! You're catching school buses in this thing!"
      "Hey, it's a good thing she did. If she hadn't forgotten to delete me from her friends list, we never would've known where to find you"
      "You forgot to delete your friends list... We've been planning this...for 6 months...and you forgot to delete your FRIENDS LIST!?!?!"
      "I'm sorry! I kept having trouble with the menu!"
      "Are you kidding me? A child could figure it out!"

  • @scarlightemperor3410
    @scarlightemperor3410 3 роки тому +19

    Kirito being Ace Attorney is beautiful

  • @Silentstorm231
    @Silentstorm231 4 роки тому +84

    the part where he dropped his sandwich and it disappeared killed me. I never laughed so hard and cried internally so much....I felt that lol.

  • @b4time10
    @b4time10 9 років тому +220

    Been waiting for this for fucking EVER
    Lmao "YOU'LL NEVER BE BATMAN"
    FUCKING JOHN LENNON JOINED THE MAFIA

    • @ninetailedmaster1
      @ninetailedmaster1 9 років тому +30

      The Kirito is always right foundation, grand re-opening.

    • @s.austin263
      @s.austin263 9 років тому +19

      I have eyes on the suspect, pursuing on foot!
      "Kirito, wait!"
      SHIT!!

    • @bAd12cheZ
      @bAd12cheZ 9 років тому +1

      b4time10 He will be Batman Asuna, you'll see, you'll all see >:D

  • @maxducks2001
    @maxducks2001 7 років тому +60

    In Loving Meme-ory of Kirito's Sandwich. He died as he lived: A device for comedic purposes. Amen.

  • @frost598
    @frost598 3 роки тому +5

    "A fricken land mine deals with pressure better than him, and would kill fewer people"
    lol

  • @Danny_Deleto
    @Danny_Deleto 9 років тому +113

    "because what jesus once said: Schmitches get Stiches."
    i LOVE that voice! XD

    • @sellswordasherforrester1004
      @sellswordasherforrester1004 9 років тому +1

      He sounded like wesker from resident evil

    • @SirKilot
      @SirKilot 8 років тому

      +Ariel Boysen (Nxf11rocks) thats my favourite line in the episode

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 4 роки тому +56

    The fact that Kirito wanted to tell Tiffany that he owns those three is a double joke: He wanted to sell them for money, to his black friend as slaves.

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 2 роки тому +3

    "a ghost wouldn't have to follow the rules of the game. How did you know I was lying?"
    "That part was simple. I'M NOT AN IDIOT."
    Yoko looking hurt at that is too much 🤣

  • @zachhaake1635
    @zachhaake1635 9 років тому +57

    "With an ass' jawbone I made asses of them. With an ass' jawbone I have killed a thousand men."
    I don't know what the other guy was talking about, that line sounds pretty terrifying.

    • @jameshill6839
      @jameshill6839 9 років тому +7

      Zach Haake That's actually a quote from Samson, the strongest man in the Bible. Book of Judges. Even if you're not a Christian or Jew, the Book of Judges is a pretty good read.

    • @ShiftySetax
      @ShiftySetax 9 років тому

      +Zach Haake It's mostly in the delivery, if he went with that voice and a proper verse, he could be ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.

  • @dawsonglawe3203
    @dawsonglawe3203 3 роки тому +5

    "Great, I own you guys now. Can't wait to tell Tiff about this." That took me a second.

  • @NeoCreo1
    @NeoCreo1 6 років тому +123

    Jeffery needs to do Audible voiceovers with that raspy voice. Reminds me of Michael Kramer.

    • @Exel3nce
      @Exel3nce 6 років тому +14

      i cant believe how much difference there is between his badass voice and "normal" ones, if its even the same va

    • @TeamTrainWreck
      @TeamTrainWreck 5 років тому +1

      It's the same guy, lol.

  • @praplelizard
    @praplelizard 9 років тому +91

    kirito is always right foundation is best foundation

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 Рік тому +6

    I love how Kirito’s first instinct upon acquiring “slaves” was to tell his black friend

  • @suneriosu
    @suneriosu 4 роки тому +301

    Yolko: *dies*
    Sociopath Kirito: *(this doesn’t make sense what so ever)*

    • @suneriosu
      @suneriosu 4 роки тому

      @LTNetjak the girl in the first few episodes who faked her death

    • @newtsears423
      @newtsears423 4 роки тому +3

      @@suneriosu /woosh

  • @thatguy284
    @thatguy284 Рік тому +2

    I just realized after rewatching this that it is SCHMIDT that whispers meat toboggan and not Johnny black.

  • @PlasmaSheeP
    @PlasmaSheeP 11 місяців тому +3

    Phoenix Wright playing while Kirito was being a great detective was the best thing in this video

  • @atreides213
    @atreides213 8 років тому +199

    When Something Witty gets around to SAO 2 in, like, ten years, they should have the leader of Laughing Coffin be Death Gun.

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 8 років тому +10

      Yes please.

    • @msanagisele1
      @msanagisele1 8 років тому +1

      But that wouldn't be true to the original material.

    • @atreides213
      @atreides213 8 років тому +38

      And? What's your point? The original material also didn't have Don Whiskers.

    • @billtenth5805
      @billtenth5805 8 років тому +49

      atreides213 Actually, It's Don Fluffles. Also, yes they do not have to fallow the original material exactly; if they did it would ruin the show.

    • @EmilioReyes_97
      @EmilioReyes_97 7 років тому +1

      atreides213 As much as a like the original, your right. That would make a lot more sense from a story perspective ( weather that be Reverend Kill-Joy or Don Fluffels )

  • @melancholicwriter56
    @melancholicwriter56 7 років тому +51

    Hey, Kirito's explanation for the mysterious deaths is actually better than the original!

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 6 років тому +1

      Everything about Sword Art Online Abridged is better than the original

    • @darmandez
      @darmandez 6 років тому +1

      What was the explanation in the original? I'm curious.

    • @Flashportality
      @Flashportality 6 років тому +1

      Basically that by stabbing themselves with weapons their armour durability goes down. When armour breaks the animation is very close to the death animation, so they had to tp away as it did and so on. Original Kirito figured it out when he dropped his sandwich.

    • @darmandez
      @darmandez 6 років тому

      @@Flashportality I feared something worse tbh, it's not a bad twist. So the sandwich didn't "die" and just broke?

  • @erenmidnight9543
    @erenmidnight9543 2 роки тому +2

    The detail in this abridged is amazing without my headphones I wouldn’t of noticed that whenever Schmitt was shivering his armer would chime in along with him.

  • @themegalovaniac1649
    @themegalovaniac1649 7 років тому +44

    after watching this 3 times i finally realised the bible guy was the insane guy from the second episode

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 6 років тому +1

      The Megalovaniac go Jeffrey!

  • @DickbuttDirk
    @DickbuttDirk 7 років тому +205

    the ass's jawbone quote is actually kind of badass tho

    • @yatosenpaii6626
      @yatosenpaii6626 7 років тому +3

      KingSkeletor wright

    • @yatosenpaii6626
      @yatosenpaii6626 7 років тому +6

      right*

    • @Salnax
      @Salnax 6 років тому +29

      Samson was the most 80s action hero Bible character.

    • @lindafromowitz9071
      @lindafromowitz9071 6 років тому +2

      Shimshon hagibor!!!!!!! What a badass!!! #hebrewhammer

    • @kirito3469
      @kirito3469 6 років тому +2

      what was all about '' i killed thousand men'' thing?

  • @Smallestpenis
    @Smallestpenis 8 років тому +661

    I fucking love this! I've never laughed so hard in my fucking life

  • @chriskey5414
    @chriskey5414 Рік тому +4

    Them calling kirito officer still fucking kills me

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 2 роки тому +3384

    I love this writing. Them saying “Jesus Christ” and Schmitt immediately interpreting that as wanting the orphans crucified is top tier

    • @SpoonROoF
      @SpoonROoF 10 місяців тому +42

      I've watched this so many times over the years and that just clicked for me

    • @Dead_Storm_420
      @Dead_Storm_420 9 місяців тому +21

      That's hilarious on multiple levels😂 Jesus was crucified and orphans and goats were sacrificed too

  • @ensignn9359
    @ensignn9359 5 років тому +6310

    “I can’t wait to tell my black friend about my new slaves.” Abridged Kirito is amazing.

    • @mariekay.
      @mariekay. 4 роки тому +290

      Honestly, all the abridged characters are freaking amazing.

    • @floatingkirby5200
      @floatingkirby5200 3 роки тому +37

      Time stamp????

    • @q_energical7256
      @q_energical7256 3 роки тому +68

      @@floatingkirby5200 just watch the whole thing pal, you'll find it

    • @PenDragon-hg1lg
      @PenDragon-hg1lg 3 роки тому +82

      @@floatingkirby5200 7:49

    • @DHGTYRGODOFWAR
      @DHGTYRGODOFWAR 2 роки тому +36

      Even funnier later on when he starts hating on rper's

  • @SlickGoku220
    @SlickGoku220 4 роки тому +4311

    "Seriously,how many people would you have killed if we asked you?"
    "That's not important"

  • @thatlycantomboy
    @thatlycantomboy 4 роки тому +10818

    _“You will never be Batman”_ is such a weirdly insulting thing to say, no wonder Kirito punched the wall

    • @steventheanteater7579
      @steventheanteater7579 4 роки тому +562

      It also cuts into the idea of Kirito's trauma with failure

    • @BigJames43
      @BigJames43 4 роки тому +450

      When he punches the wall there's a little pop-up saying its an immortal object

    • @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292
      @quandarioustoddricioushorn9292 4 роки тому +203

      @@BigJames43 its a nice detail.

    • @nightshade2826
      @nightshade2826 4 роки тому +380

      The joke is that kirito is actually hurt by it. Asuna was just kidding but it turns out he actually wanted to be Batman.

    • @RaikanGinro
      @RaikanGinro 4 роки тому +166

      To say someone will never be any super hero is insulting watch, you will never be Iron Man

  • @blumouse8539
    @blumouse8539 4 роки тому +7433

    "My first thought was, wait why would a ghost need a teleport crystal."
    *"My second thought was, Oh shit Window"*

    • @wwcr03
      @wwcr03 4 роки тому +48

      this has 69 likes

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 4 роки тому +217

      "and with that, much like that window, the cracks in your façade started to form: your reaction when I suggested Kains faked his death, your barely-hidden disdain for Schmitt, The stupid ghost thing? It all made sense! You and Kains were in this together, and for whatever reason, you had decided to fake your deaths. Of the three members who voted to keep the item, that only left Schmitt, and since he obviously wasn't in on it, that little bit of Shakespeare must have been for his benefit"

    • @DatboiJonsey
      @DatboiJonsey 4 роки тому +112

      "SHIT!!"

    • @pizzawithcheese1947
      @pizzawithcheese1947 3 роки тому +13

      Then I broke all the bones in my body

    • @MAC-xl5dn
      @MAC-xl5dn 3 роки тому +4

      And then I was mentally scared, and arrested

  • @magnaortusars3342
    @magnaortusars3342 2 роки тому +5595

    I just realized that Kirito literally pulls a "Batman" on Asuna by leaving unannounced. I notice something different everytime I rewatch this lmao

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Рік тому +286

      There’s even a bat/Batman sound effect when he does that

    • @dakotamartinez8310
      @dakotamartinez8310 Рік тому +28

      I am your 100th Like.

    • @lopertyl6534
      @lopertyl6534 Рік тому +65

      he is, in fact, Batman.

    • @allisonekgasit9291
      @allisonekgasit9291 Рік тому +66

      @@lopertyl6534 You know there is someone in this game that legit made the best Batman cosplay you can in that game.

    • @therealmyers7826
      @therealmyers7826 Рік тому +53

      Not to mention earlier in the show he literally uses Detective Mode😭

  • @codyjackh8051
    @codyjackh8051 5 років тому +8928

    "A land mine deals with pressure better than him." I got to start using that one

    • @Draiocht012
      @Draiocht012 5 років тому +579

      "And would kill fewer people!"

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 5 років тому +123

      “Heeey!”

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 4 роки тому +140

      @@timsellers4946
      "Finally, that left only one possibility: the two of you think Schmitt was the one who killed Griselda, and you planned this whole farce in order to finally scare him into confessing!"

    • @fellow5640
      @fellow5640 4 роки тому +9

      It great

    • @sanderscott1317
      @sanderscott1317 4 роки тому +41

      I’ve used some of Kirito’s solid gold lines

  • @crayon3911
    @crayon3911 4 роки тому +4312

    Kirito saved 3 guys by company negotiations with laughing coffin and Kirito is always right foundation.

    • @swogger5200
      @swogger5200 3 роки тому +161

      Who art thou so wise in the ways of business

    • @crayon3911
      @crayon3911 3 роки тому +50

      @@swogger5200 me.

    • @critman88
      @critman88 3 роки тому +2

      Lp0l)aaaaaaaaaaa@aaaa@@all0lll
      o

    • @uc4490
      @uc4490 2 роки тому +34

      Which lead him to unintentionally kill the due who was way into role-playing in episode 9

    • @marcjehle2480
      @marcjehle2480 2 роки тому +10

      @@uc4490 when kirito met him, it turned into intentionally

  • @ifrita5254
    @ifrita5254 5 років тому +3953

    Kains: "Are you kidding me?! A child could figure it out!"
    Kirito:*stifled laughter*
    Asuna: "Shutty!"

    • @Beanz3236
      @Beanz3236 4 роки тому +77

      How did she bring up her friend list if she can't use the menu

    • @Santibag
      @Santibag 4 роки тому +115

      @@Beanz3236 of course, she must've learned between episodes.

    • @minomax3229
      @minomax3229 4 роки тому +81

      “Isn’t that right, Jesus?”
      “That’s right Jeffery, (voice turns demonic) now kill them all”
      “As you command my lord”

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 4 роки тому +23

      "Hey! You two! We just gift-wrapped your friend's killer for you! You maybe want to react here?"
      "Oh please! How could Grimlock be the killer? HE WAS HELPING US!!!"

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +4

      @Colin Demarest Go on...

  • @redgeoblaze3752
    @redgeoblaze3752 4 роки тому +13200

    Wait a minute.
    Married players combine inventories when one dies.
    Kirito used Asuna's Sword to fight Kaiyaba.
    Asuna Only married him to get the coat!

    • @silberkatze2326
      @silberkatze2326 3 роки тому +906

      Omg

    • @ericrossi4111
      @ericrossi4111 3 роки тому +2138

      man, she played a looooooong game on that one . . . . Respect.

    • @natsudragneel8872
      @natsudragneel8872 3 роки тому +658

      No this is so you can get all the 1's.

    • @mysticdragonwolf89
      @mysticdragonwolf89 3 роки тому +222

      She never wore it though...

    • @tahraki4918
      @tahraki4918 3 роки тому +1314

      @@mysticdragonwolf89 it's not about wearing the coat, it's about sending a message

  • @Shrodingers_Box
    @Shrodingers_Box 3 роки тому +2173

    "For you see" is just Kirito's version of "OBJECTION"

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 роки тому +71

      In one of the captions of episode eleven a few years ago, Kirito saying, "For you see!" was copyrighted and trademarked.

    • @MdSolehin
      @MdSolehin Рік тому +21

      His sister also says it.

    • @allisonekgasit9291
      @allisonekgasit9291 Рік тому +21

      @@MdSolehin She's the co-owner.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose Рік тому +22

      He had quite the Pheonix-worthy explanation, too. "My first thought was, 'why would a ghost need a teleport crystal?'. ...My second thought was, 'oh shit, window'."

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace Рік тому +4

      The exception being episode one?

  • @moonlight.z6543
    @moonlight.z6543 4 роки тому +5635

    "You killed your wife because she wouldn't get in the kitchen and make you a SANDWICH?"
    Okay, that sentence and what follows afterwards gets a whole new meaning when you add the fact that Kirito grieved over his sandwich to the mix.

    • @kirito_kun5072
      @kirito_kun5072 3 роки тому +288

      Rip terayaki sandwich you will be miss.

    • @malos9680
      @malos9680 3 роки тому +366

      Best part is, the canon reason in the actual SAO is just about the same reason

    • @neutralball1099
      @neutralball1099 3 роки тому +221

      @@malos9680
      I believe in Anisins, he states that he killed her, because she had her own freedom and independence.

    • @turtato2155
      @turtato2155 3 роки тому +15

      That got me good

    • @AnonymousApexio
      @AnonymousApexio 2 роки тому +7

      1000th like

  • @NobleYellow
    @NobleYellow 2 роки тому +3509

    I just realized this is Jeffery from the first episode. We can see Jesus literally talking to him. HE'S NOT CRAZY JESUS IS ACTUALLY COMMANDING HIM TO KILL EVERYONE

    • @tallonhunter3663
      @tallonhunter3663 Рік тому +349

      Darn that glitched madness debuff.

    • @allisonekgasit9291
      @allisonekgasit9291 Рік тому +257

      @@tallonhunter3663 I don't know, we see a ghost this episode, Jesus ain't much further off. And honestly, considering how stupid everyone is, I can see why Jesus would command such. Where do I sign up?

    • @gunzkillr2436
      @gunzkillr2436 Рік тому +39

      Obviously. But how will that work PoH in now in WoU? Cause SWE isn't known for inconsistency. Also it's Jeffery from the second episode

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 Рік тому +14

      ​@Shy it's very very far off almost every culture has ghost in it somewhere only 1 has Jesus

    • @1st2nd2
      @1st2nd2 Рік тому +22

      ​@@tfordham13Islam acknowledges Jesus as a prophet of God. So thats two primary religions.

  • @mick2998
    @mick2998 4 роки тому +6450

    Asuna: You will never be batman
    Kirito: *Proceeds to mary sue the entire rest of the episode in protest, just to prove that he is, in fact, batman.*

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +124

      How was it a Mary sue moment? He explained how he got the info.

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 4 роки тому +414

      christian crusader
      Because of the way this entire thing was settled in such a convenient way. Like how that stupid Yoko girl randomly involved them in their “web of lies” for absolutely no reason, being retarded enough to not delete the friends list, and somehow get a group of contract killers to leave just because he helped them a bit with their business. Let’s not even get into the fact that a teenager is the one who ended up solving a 6 month long murder mystery and was the ONLY ONE who knew about that fall glitch due to conveniently being the only beta tester still alive

    • @CombatSportsNerd
      @CombatSportsNerd 4 роки тому +326

      christian crusader
      Personally I think that just makes the episode several times more hilarious. It’s a comedy series. It’s not supposed to be taken seriously in every aspect

    • @christiancrusader9374
      @christiancrusader9374 4 роки тому +214

      @@CombatSportsNerd To be fair, they never set up Yolko as intelligent. So it's not like he made her dumber. Also, Kirito is the only Beta tester alive? You'd think there would be more. Out of curiosity, did Yolko have any reason to talk to them in the original?

    • @tinygreencreature5167
      @tinygreencreature5167 4 роки тому +153

      @@christiancrusader9374 I think she asked them and they made that big deal of him being held up to a building by a sword to try and find schmidt. Like she needed their connections or something because they're higher level and part of the group that goes after the bosses.
      Also in the original it wasn't a fall glitch. They used the fact that objects have the same break animation as the death animation and timed it with a teleport crystal to make it look like they died. He noticed it when his sandwich died.

  • @boltcry9349
    @boltcry9349 5 років тому +1735

    "Because contract killing is a beat we can all dance to."
    Hire Laughing Coffin today!

    • @drdino2002
      @drdino2002 4 роки тому +46

      Enter coffin dance meme

    • @Typhoon1515
      @Typhoon1515 4 роки тому +36

      That could be a great slogan not gonna lie

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 3 роки тому +14

      @@Typhoon1515 a Hitman who only kills other Contract Killers

    • @cheshire1
      @cheshire1 3 роки тому +1

      Get your faces out there!

    • @KeizerSosebee
      @KeizerSosebee 3 роки тому +6

      "Have you considered....Murder."

  • @Zerobloodify
    @Zerobloodify 8 років тому +2416

    I died on the "Kirito is always right Foundation: Grand Re-Opening"

    • @Zenkai2718
      @Zenkai2718 8 років тому +61

      We all need to support the kirito is always right foundation

    • @beaniepanini
      @beaniepanini 7 років тому +4

      The Trinity is Always right foundation grand re-opening

    • @boombar8721
      @boombar8721 7 років тому +5

      Soren_07 OF COURSE HE IS ALWAYS RIGHT

    • @xXSoulGeoXx
      @xXSoulGeoXx 7 років тому +19

      Zerobloodify gotta say, I am finding mutual respect from the Abridge version of Kirito and Asuna more than the bland romance of the original XD

    • @TheAngelmisa
      @TheAngelmisa 7 років тому +11

      +Geo Izumiya well asuna and kirito's romance took time in the light novels the anime Really ruuuuushed it......

  • @murphyjack90
    @murphyjack90 3 роки тому +1236

    I love how the Laughing Coffin guys just play along with Kirito RPing as a cop for a minute there.

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace Рік тому +44

      It literally kills me

    • @damenpine
      @damenpine Рік тому +35

      Whenever my friends and I play DBD

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 8 місяців тому +18

      It will also serve as explanation for why he kills laughing coffin later on season 2: he doesnt like roleplayers

    • @Wat3rCrush
      @Wat3rCrush 3 місяці тому +5

      Its even funnier after you watch war of the underworld and realize the guy spiuting about jesus is PoH

  • @hajimekamukura1642
    @hajimekamukura1642 6 років тому +3473

    Don't you just hate it when your murder conspiracy falls apart?

    • @LunarInk.
      @LunarInk. 6 років тому +36

      Hajime Kamukura your name and profile pic go so well with your comment

    • @infernace5613
      @infernace5613 6 років тому +23

      that's so lmao

    • @LunarInk.
      @LunarInk. 6 років тому +17

      @@infernace5613 kirito shudders

    • @simone4341
      @simone4341 5 років тому +2

      I know right

    • @downwardspiral8501
      @downwardspiral8501 5 років тому +3

      Happens to me all the time

  • @ahuman3393
    @ahuman3393 4 роки тому +3088

    “Christ Yolko, how big is this web? You’re catching school buses in this thing”

    • @immortalsuislide5511
      @immortalsuislide5511 3 роки тому +63

      Magic school bus reference ftw

    • @PimguOPM
      @PimguOPM 3 роки тому +28

      so she IS a orphan blood person

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 3 роки тому +55

      "Hey! It's a good thing she did. If she hadn't forgotten to delete me from her friends list, we never would have known where to find you!"
      "You forgot to delete your friends list? We've been planning this...FOR SIX MONTHS... And you forgot to delete your FRIENDS LIST?!!!!"

    • @DaDoodler25
      @DaDoodler25 2 роки тому +19

      @@vgg31
      I'M SORRY, I KEPT HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE MENU!
      ARE YOU KIDDING ME, A CHILD COULD FIGURE IT OUT!
      *Chuckles*
      Hey, shutty.

  • @Motomoto_343
    @Motomoto_343 Рік тому +633

    "Seriously, how many people would you have killed if we asked you to?"
    "Thaaats not important"
    "I DISAGREE"
    Best lines in the episode by far imo

  • @yoojinjeong3488
    @yoojinjeong3488 4 роки тому +6488

    "Holy shit that's in the Bible?"
    "Have you actually READ the Bible?"
    This is too funny and too real at the same time

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 4 роки тому +127

      Unfortunately the verse is incorrect.... Would've been even funnier if it had been

    • @dumbassesanonymous
      @dumbassesanonymous 4 роки тому +45

      @@kleinuzimacki8873 i dont have a bible on hand what is the correct verse

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 4 роки тому +74

      @@dumbassesanonymous I actually haven't been able to find it yet. He said Mark 13: 20 right?

    • @stanleynathanael
      @stanleynathanael 4 роки тому +56

      @@kleinuzimacki8873 Try the NKJV, BLE, KJB, NHEB, YLT, WEB, WBT, ERV, DBT, DRB,ASV, AKJV, or KJ 2000 versions.

    • @kleinuzimacki8873
      @kleinuzimacki8873 4 роки тому +93

      @@stanleynathanael TF? What bible do you think I'm reading? The Satanist bible? I asked a simple yes or no question.

  • @LaplaceVI
    @LaplaceVI 3 роки тому +1155

    Just realised that the Jeffery from Laughing coffin in this episode who quotes the bible is the same Jeffery from the first boss fight that Jesus told to kill everyone.

    • @gunzkillr2436
      @gunzkillr2436 Рік тому +21

      Obviously. But how will that work PoH in now in WoU? Cause SWE isn't known for inconsistency

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 Рік тому +13

      @@gunzkillr2436 Eh, they'll just say he decided to change his look or somethig.

    • @gunzkillr2436
      @gunzkillr2436 Рік тому +9

      @@thefanwithoutaface8105 his avatar? They can't. Because of the Mirror Kayaba gave them in the start. So they look like themselves in SAO

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 Рік тому +10

      @@gunzkillr2436 I meant AFTER they get out of the game.

    • @adamharvey8444
      @adamharvey8444 Рік тому +5

      @@gunzkillr2436bold of you to assume they’ll reach WoU in our lifetime

  • @jaydarichmond8878
    @jaydarichmond8878 5 років тому +4613

    “Hey, that one was actually pretty good Jeff.”
    Wait... Jeff? Jeffery? That guy from episode two who Could see Jesus!
    ... that actually makes a lot of sense.

    • @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529
      @connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 4 роки тому +258

      Jayda Richmond and the one that was next to Don Fluffles

    • @cameronjadewallace
      @cameronjadewallace 4 роки тому +46

      There ya go

    • @-Fenixx-
      @-Fenixx- 4 роки тому +51

      What comes around goes around. XD

    • @mrguy89
      @mrguy89 4 роки тому +164

      Omg, thank you. This series is top notch even at face value, but the little jokes/references beneath the surface make it even better.

    • @huuweee
      @huuweee 4 роки тому +96

      yeah, was a pretty obvious thing after his mate said that this sounded good and he responded with 'thanks! Jesus told me to say it.'

  • @Skallva
    @Skallva 8 років тому +2322

    Better than the investigation episodes in the original show

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 8 років тому +14

      Gmaniac01 This meme...
      Let it die.
      It's already outdated and it has always been stupid and disrespectful to the source matherial.

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 8 років тому +4

      But not cheerful in a dumb way of shouting how much he's feeling whatever he's doing or saying these two words in every third of his sentence.
      That's basically how Smash players portray him. And that's why I hate this meme.

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 8 років тому +22

      Yeah, I guess
      Anyway, going back ontopic, I can safely say this series is also better than the original.
      Episodes actually have some good pacing, instead of being shoehorned in and characters are done MUCH better.

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 8 років тому +19

      And the characters have an actual development, not to mention even with their low screen time, they don't feel as unimportant as in the original.

    • @Skallva
      @Skallva 8 років тому +1

      np. It's nothing, really.

  • @therodrigosaurio1093
    @therodrigosaurio1093 6 років тому +3263

    Asuna: You will NEVER be Batman
    Kirito: HEY! FUCK YOU!
    That hurts...

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 6 років тому +120

      DinosaurioQueJuega "that cut...surprisingly deep. Well played"

    • @dylananderson310
      @dylananderson310 6 років тому +5

      DinosaurioQueJuega bro... u stole my comment quote

    • @diegosilva3927
      @diegosilva3927 6 років тому +9

      @@dylananderson310 How did a comment from 9 months ago stole a generic quote from you?

    • @dylananderson310
      @dylananderson310 6 років тому +7

      Diego Silva ur right, it’s almost like I was kidding

    • @bichimadorable9697
      @bichimadorable9697 6 років тому +2

      How can he be batman
      Im batman

  • @aspecttnd
    @aspecttnd Рік тому +749

    I love how Yoki’s subtitles say “barely hidden disdain” when she talks about Schmitt, and when Kirito cracks the case he mentions specifically those words 😂

    • @gabrielblack4744
      @gabrielblack4744 Рік тому +29

      The subtitles in this series give so much that the regular dialogue doesn't, especially when Asuna fights Kuradeel😂

  • @Menhtrol
    @Menhtrol 8 років тому +10669

    soooo that is Asuna's plan, she will marry Kirito so they share there invintory, then she will have him killed so she can have the coat
    Edit: I must admit that i never thought i would get this many likes
    2nd Edit: A lot of people seem to leave comments about how she would be unable to do that since she doesn't know how to use the menu and that is true but she does Lean to use it later on fx when she cooks for Kirito

    • @tristormed
      @tristormed 8 років тому +1051

      +Menhtrol My God. It all makes sense now.

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 8 років тому +689

      +Menhtrol I thought she just wanted the ones.

    • @63Spacebird
      @63Spacebird 8 років тому +563

      +Android 16 She was willing to settle for the ones.

    • @Menhtrol
      @Menhtrol 8 років тому +247

      +63Spacebird after the way he was to her i just dont think she will let it go with the ones :p

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 8 років тому +188

      Menhtrol
      Well at least she can have the zeroes and the ones now. Kirito has a much much cooler coat.

  • @HighSlayerRalton
    @HighSlayerRalton 7 років тому +2414

    Wait, is Jeff the guy who was told by "Jesus" to kill everyone in Episode 02? I just got that!

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 7 років тому +114

      HighSlayer Ralton yep

    • @nicholaspeterman9111
      @nicholaspeterman9111 7 років тому +287

      HighSlayer Ralton Wait, and isn't Grimlock the one who was interested in the final solution when they were discussing the guide book made by the beta testers?

    • @LautinMaki
      @LautinMaki 7 років тому +34

      Nicholas Peterman no I don't think so

    • @LautinMaki
      @LautinMaki 7 років тому +15

      But I have no idea maybe it is Jesus him self

    • @imbadatusernames6295
      @imbadatusernames6295 6 років тому +5

      Oh my god

  • @jotheunissen9274
    @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +5315

    Asuna: "You're not Batman!"
    You can't prove that
    1. It's a game Kirito could be anyone
    2. Kirito and Batman have never been seen at the same time
    3. Batman and Kirito dress in full black
    4. Kirito's parents are also dead
    KIRITO IS BATMAN

    • @helenahell9022
      @helenahell9022 4 роки тому +116

      He can be...

    • @NotAbritishGuy
      @NotAbritishGuy 4 роки тому +23

      Jo Theunissen his mums alive

    • @jotheunissen9274
      @jotheunissen9274 4 роки тому +232

      @@NotAbritishGuy I think you mean his aunt
      Kirito's biological parents died when he was only a year old and his aunt and uncle (Suguha's parents) took him in

    • @NotAbritishGuy
      @NotAbritishGuy 4 роки тому +12

      Jo Theunissen but in the game says he lives with his cousin and mum

    • @Renovartio
      @Renovartio 4 роки тому +38

      @@NotAbritishGuyread the book. It's his aunt.

  • @abeliniguez9705
    @abeliniguez9705 5 років тому +2085

    Kirito: "well then, you must think Schmit was skilled enough to have killed grisselda 1 on 1 or perhaps smart enough to catch her unawares?"
    "oh my god Schmit's not the killer"
    Schmit: "OH COME ON"

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 5 років тому +180

      Honestly, I think that's the fastest realization of someone's innocence in the entire history of human civilization.

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 5 років тому +45

      a "schmidt owned" count. #makeithappen

    • @vgg31
      @vgg31 4 роки тому +26

      "So then, why the hell were you apologizing to Griselda?"
      "Hey, people threaten to kill me for giving Pokemon: V&R a 7 out of 10! At this point, I learned to just assume the position."

  • @roxyspamcake
    @roxyspamcake 2 роки тому +1142

    I'm pretty late on this, but I like to think Asuna maxed out her cooking so she wouldn't have to take Kirito to Restaraunt ever agin.

    • @allisonekgasit9291
      @allisonekgasit9291 Рік тому +107

      *Laughs* That actually makes perfect sense.

    • @Bogglemanify
      @Bogglemanify Рік тому

      She's also a psychopath who pretends to be nice to people. I imagine she learned cooking because she knows that giving people food is a easy way to get people to like you.

    • @tailmask4886
      @tailmask4886 Рік тому +35

      makes sense new headcannon at the very least

    • @keode
      @keode Рік тому +63

      I really like this theory.
      The sandwich she gives him in this episode is reportedly "actually really good" so I feel like it was fairly high already. She definitely could have decided to max after this to avoid restaurant forever, though

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 6 місяців тому

      Perfect, fucking perfect

  • @koalagirl5882
    @koalagirl5882 6 років тому +1531

    "Oh my god, Shmitts not the killer"
    "OH COME ON"
    *DEAD*

    • @starvoltnexus3139
      @starvoltnexus3139 5 років тому +9

      Yeah I’m not they’re as smarter or smarter than Schmidt as they like to think

    • @rodneysnow1937
      @rodneysnow1937 5 років тому +5

      @@starvoltnexus3139 uh what

    • @_nyantah_7492
      @_nyantah_7492 5 років тому +4

      _Not as dead as Griselda_

    • @flappy7373
      @flappy7373 5 років тому +4

      @@_nyantah_7492 BADUM-TISSSS

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 5 років тому

      there should totally be a "Schmidt owned" count

  • @scottmacgregor3444
    @scottmacgregor3444 4 роки тому +2665

    "We're going to make sure you get the help you need buddy. Behind this tree."
    OK that one got a full throated laugh out of me. Good stuff.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +37

      -yeah that was my favorite from this episode

    • @nucleargandhi2709
      @nucleargandhi2709 3 роки тому +35

      * Yolko, Kains, and Schmitt and Grimlock get louder *

    • @edenjung9816
      @edenjung9816 2 роки тому +13

      They wanted to make deliverance 2: Return to netherland.