OneyPlays Clips: Tiny Hitler/Tiny Obama/Banana Matt
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- A hypothetical that Chris came up with that confuses Ding Dong and Matt. Then similar hypotheticals are brought up involving a banana with Matt's face on it and Obama up the urethra..
them arguing over the distinction of a clone vs copy vs homonculus causes me genuine physical agony
Is there a diff ?? What’s a homonculus??
@@kayfitzpatrick69420 a homunculus is a small creature that is supposed to represent the embodiment of all our senses, a clone is a new organism nurtured from the same DNA as the original. A copy is distinct from the clone in that it would not only share the identical genetics, but also all the learned behavior or experiences of the original.
@@trime1015I would torture the hell out of a homunculus.
@@kayfitzpatrick69420 A clone is a genetic copy of an existing living thing (like the Clones from Star Wars). A homunculus isn't as clear-cut, but it is an artificial organism representing a living thing - there isn't really a perfect example in popular media, but some argue Frankenstein's monster would qualify as one
I love how long it took to ask why hitler is tiny in this scenario
Oneyplays: What if I had a tiny Shapiffany and I stole her from Matt, tee hee?
I love how Chris Irish accent gets thicker every time he’s get angry 😅
ozama
I love how they answered the hypothetical within 2 minutes. The rest was just Chris trying to convince them that they should torture 5’6” Hitler
That's like microscopic hitler, pretty sure they meant 5'11 hitler
Also them getting super pedantic over weird details like the difference between clone vs copy
Ok so Chris is wrong scientifically, but its not hard to understand what he is trying to say. He's obviously using Tv logic from the start
there's more context to the conversation that wasn't included in this video, before this they're talking about a hypothetical world where people sell and trade "hitler DNA". based on that, it does seem more logical to initially assume "clone" meant "grow a new one from a baby", since that's all you could really do with DNA (i.e. memories are not contained in the DNA)
Her: she’s probably out cheating
me with the boys: If you had a tiny clone of hitler would you torture it?
cringe
Brenden Fuglestad 😭
@@thepurpleshade486You are cringe you stupid smelly face you deserve to not be talking
@@thepurpleshade486 Stop crying lol
The banana thing really keeps me up at night
"Who says 'Of course he's going to torture him'? Maybe he's more humane than you."
"NO!"
They’re all wrong. Chris didn’t stop trying to lead them to the answer he wanted, but everyone else was being way too nitpicky. They didn’t need to spend minutes arguing about how clones work, because this is how clones work in Chris’s Scenario. They complained about Chris adding shit, but they’re the one asking all the questions
my theory is that dingdong, matt, and to a minor extent julian all realized they were in the wrong, but because they stood their ground so vehemently and because it was 3 against 1, they weren't gonna be fair with chris.
but they're right to nitpick, imagine if someone asks you if it's right to stomp a puppy and then they say "well in my hypothetical stomping a puppy means something else, can I get you on tape now saying you'd stomp a puppy". fix your fucking question bro
@@9600bauds Terrible comparison. A clone is a clone not something else wtf
@@xSPLOOMPHx what's your definition of clone
@@9600bauds an exact replica of something. Exact replica means that since we copied their brain, they would still have their memories and thought processes and stuff.
The Hitler clone wouldn't even know they weren't the original Hitler unless they were told. I.E. They would still be evil.
I don't understand what they think a clone is.
this was my roman empire
All Chris had to say was “a sentient action figure” and theeen they probably would’ve eaten it up!
a sentient action figure of Hitler in Harry Potter world
This reminds me of that SMBC cartoon about cloning
"If a perfect duplicate of you is made, can you ever define in a meaningful way which is the clone and which is the original?"
"Yep. The second one's a clone."
"But they're the same, atom for atom."
"Yeah, 'cause the second one's a clone."
"But who is to say which came first?!"
"The guy who came first."
Everyone else is complaining about how Chris is making the hypothetical more complicated when they're the ones asking the questions that are making it more complicated. I'm convinced they were trolling him here.
Chris said no both times when Ding Dong and Matt tried to simplify it for a "tiny version of Hitler", or, "So it's just Hitler, but he's tiny."
Chris dug his own hypothetical grave on this one.
@@cherrygrabber7172it’s a clone
this event permanently doomed chris to become the chris he is today
I agree that clones are not the same person and they are unable to have the memories, but I also agree that it is just a hypothetical.
Okay addition to prove Chris is right: if you were deeply in love with hitler and you make sweet love nightly. Would you be upset that I tortured a tiny clone of him?
No, because it's not really Hitler.
@@Woodenfan THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE HE DIDNT DO THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR COULD BE THINKING THESE THINGS TOO
@@EvanT777THERE IS NO CLONE TINY GF HITLER
Why are you starting the hypothetical past the point of “you’ve had sex with Hitler once already”?
I’ve seen this an ungodly amount of times now it’s so funny
i watched it so many times.never get tired of it
ozama in the highest
Irish hypotheticals.
13:09 i do not buy ding dongs answer here, chris is totally right
The moretimes I watch this debate the more and more I realize that Chris is right the entire time
@@screwed_up_screwballEXACTLY!!!
Is it a clone or a perfect copy of Obama
It’s a perfect copy but he just got shrunk down and stuffed into you after he was perfectly copied
10:05 What does Sora, Donald, and Goofy be focussing on while in the gummi machine
Goofy loses his mind in the gummi ship after finding out Disney's a small world after all.
This sums up OneyPlays' energy: a simplistically-crafted intrusive thought generated a 24 MINUTES discussion about the morality of actions and the essence of consciousness.
There's an mlp fanfic parodying this btw
Where dog? I gotta read that
Chris is talking about what I think of as a “Star Trek Transporter Clone”.
16:01
rip shapiffany
Jesus christ that was beautiful
I didn't notice before how unbelievably smug Chris sounds during the Shapiffany hypothetical, like he KNOWS he's got one over on them this time around.
What creature/creation of science or magic would fit the perfect ratio of Most Accountable For Hitler's Crimes to Easiest To Torture?
Art school professors
That’s not a hypothetical but it is a thought provoking question.
Multiverse theory hitler from another universe where he definitely did these things, but was exiled to our reality for us to torture
the best way i can think to describe it is questioning the ethics of torturing a perfect copy of someone who TECHNICALLY didn’t commit any atrocities, but thinks he did, has all the memories of doing so, and feels no remorse. is that perfect copy really innocent then?
This is my favorite thing from the oneyplays gameplay channel
I honestly agree with Chris cuz with the logic everyone else is using if the clones technically didn’t do anything then would they be ok to say “ hey im friends with tiny H**ler” no probably not
i actually don't remember the raccoon discussion happening in the episode, did it get reuploaded without it or something?
Hehe its ozama not obama
Mario, eh eh eh
Ozama, eh eh eh
Obama in the highest
Obama: Wheeeeeeeeee......
I didn't know there was more
Banana matt
Doot dooooooo dododoot
Banana matt
Doot doodoot doot
Banana matt
Doot dooooooodoodoodoot. Doodoodoot. Doodoodoot. Doodoodoot.
Doodoot doot doooooooo doot
What if you found all the food in your house had Matt's face, but it's still good to eat?
22:21 euhhhh nooo
so like a synth from fallout
Ozama did 9/11
Boy: I would throw it on the ground!
14:10 😮
GOLD!!!
Oney: I have a tiny Shapiffany I stole from Matt, tee hee.
15:04
I love how at this moment, none of them realize that they proved Chris right.
If they really WERE completely different people, they should have had zero problem with Chris continuing to go out with the Shappiffiny Clone.
The fact they would get mad over it, proves that they are the same person, wether they wanna admit it or not. XD
Part of the discomfort isn’t that it’s a different person though, but the fact that Shapiffany looks IDENTICAL to their dead Shapiffany. Even if they know the two girls are different people, I wouldn’t blame them for being weirded out/creeped out/jealous, because the new Shapiffany would have reminded them of the old one.
Imagine for example if there was a pair of twin sisters, and they each have husbands. One twin dies, and the widowed husband sees the other twin happily married to her husband. Is he not allowed to be sad because he’s reminded of his dead wife, even if logically he knows both women are not the same?
MUFFIN !!!!
@@DJunkss JUNKKKKK!!!! 💙
What oif the gorillas were swinging Sora around by his big feet and threw him into the ocean?
what if tarzan clubbed sora over the head with a rock and dragged him into his dungeon