OneyPlays Clips: Tiny Hitler/Tiny Obama/Banana Matt

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • A hypothetical that Chris came up with that confuses Ding Dong and Matt. Then similar hypotheticals are brought up involving a banana with Matt's face on it and Obama up the urethra..

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  • @szambelan694
    @szambelan694 6 місяців тому +194

    them arguing over the distinction of a clone vs copy vs homonculus causes me genuine physical agony

    • @kayfitzpatrick69420
      @kayfitzpatrick69420 4 місяці тому

      Is there a diff ?? What’s a homonculus??

    • @trime1015
      @trime1015 3 місяці тому +7

      @@kayfitzpatrick69420 a homunculus is a small creature that is supposed to represent the embodiment of all our senses, a clone is a new organism nurtured from the same DNA as the original. A copy is distinct from the clone in that it would not only share the identical genetics, but also all the learned behavior or experiences of the original.

    • @chrisbeaumont4630
      @chrisbeaumont4630 2 місяці тому

      ​@@trime1015I would torture the hell out of a homunculus.

    • @samquik
      @samquik 2 місяці тому +1

      @@kayfitzpatrick69420 A clone is a genetic copy of an existing living thing (like the Clones from Star Wars). A homunculus isn't as clear-cut, but it is an artificial organism representing a living thing - there isn't really a perfect example in popular media, but some argue Frankenstein's monster would qualify as one

  • @amethystimagination3332
    @amethystimagination3332 3 роки тому +267

    I love how long it took to ask why hitler is tiny in this scenario

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому +10

      Oneyplays: What if I had a tiny Shapiffany and I stole her from Matt, tee hee?

  • @KaponoMonster
    @KaponoMonster Рік тому +121

    I love how Chris Irish accent gets thicker every time he’s get angry 😅

  • @Stopitpls
    @Stopitpls 6 місяців тому +133

    I love how they answered the hypothetical within 2 minutes. The rest was just Chris trying to convince them that they should torture 5’6” Hitler

    • @chrisbeaumont4630
      @chrisbeaumont4630 2 місяці тому +5

      That's like microscopic hitler, pretty sure they meant 5'11 hitler

    • @chimerschang
      @chimerschang 26 днів тому

      Also them getting super pedantic over weird details like the difference between clone vs copy

  • @lordmcbutterfingers3300
    @lordmcbutterfingers3300 5 місяців тому +36

    Ok so Chris is wrong scientifically, but its not hard to understand what he is trying to say. He's obviously using Tv logic from the start

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds 28 днів тому +3

      there's more context to the conversation that wasn't included in this video, before this they're talking about a hypothetical world where people sell and trade "hitler DNA". based on that, it does seem more logical to initially assume "clone" meant "grow a new one from a baby", since that's all you could really do with DNA (i.e. memories are not contained in the DNA)

  • @MarioGenerations
    @MarioGenerations 4 роки тому +210

    Her: she’s probably out cheating
    me with the boys: If you had a tiny clone of hitler would you torture it?

    • @thepurpleshade486
      @thepurpleshade486 4 роки тому +10

      cringe

    • @Dgunz
      @Dgunz 8 місяців тому +1

      Brenden Fuglestad 😭

    • @girres43
      @girres43 6 місяців тому

      @@thepurpleshade486You are cringe you stupid smelly face you deserve to not be talking

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 18 днів тому

      @@thepurpleshade486 Stop crying lol

  • @monkeysvsrobots
    @monkeysvsrobots 5 років тому +121

    The banana thing really keeps me up at night

  • @adamruiz3683
    @adamruiz3683 3 місяці тому +24

    "Who says 'Of course he's going to torture him'? Maybe he's more humane than you."
    "NO!"

  • @Itsaluigi123
    @Itsaluigi123 3 місяці тому +30

    They’re all wrong. Chris didn’t stop trying to lead them to the answer he wanted, but everyone else was being way too nitpicky. They didn’t need to spend minutes arguing about how clones work, because this is how clones work in Chris’s Scenario. They complained about Chris adding shit, but they’re the one asking all the questions

    • @rottingmaggots
      @rottingmaggots 2 місяці тому +2

      my theory is that dingdong, matt, and to a minor extent julian all realized they were in the wrong, but because they stood their ground so vehemently and because it was 3 against 1, they weren't gonna be fair with chris.

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds 2 місяці тому +11

      but they're right to nitpick, imagine if someone asks you if it's right to stomp a puppy and then they say "well in my hypothetical stomping a puppy means something else, can I get you on tape now saying you'd stomp a puppy". fix your fucking question bro

    • @xSPLOOMPHx
      @xSPLOOMPHx Місяць тому +1

      @@9600bauds Terrible comparison. A clone is a clone not something else wtf

    • @9600bauds
      @9600bauds Місяць тому

      @@xSPLOOMPHx what's your definition of clone

    • @xSPLOOMPHx
      @xSPLOOMPHx Місяць тому +1

      @@9600bauds an exact replica of something. Exact replica means that since we copied their brain, they would still have their memories and thought processes and stuff.
      The Hitler clone wouldn't even know they weren't the original Hitler unless they were told. I.E. They would still be evil.
      I don't understand what they think a clone is.

  • @plutoflytrap
    @plutoflytrap 7 місяців тому +41

    this was my roman empire

  • @dassavereguud
    @dassavereguud Рік тому +38

    All Chris had to say was “a sentient action figure” and theeen they probably would’ve eaten it up!

    • @morgboat744
      @morgboat744 17 днів тому

      a sentient action figure of Hitler in Harry Potter world

  • @asolomoth1066
    @asolomoth1066 4 місяці тому +19

    This reminds me of that SMBC cartoon about cloning
    "If a perfect duplicate of you is made, can you ever define in a meaningful way which is the clone and which is the original?"
    "Yep. The second one's a clone."
    "But they're the same, atom for atom."
    "Yeah, 'cause the second one's a clone."
    "But who is to say which came first?!"
    "The guy who came first."

  • @What-Hapen
    @What-Hapen 5 місяців тому +44

    Everyone else is complaining about how Chris is making the hypothetical more complicated when they're the ones asking the questions that are making it more complicated. I'm convinced they were trolling him here.

    • @cherrygrabber7172
      @cherrygrabber7172 2 місяці тому +10

      Chris said no both times when Ding Dong and Matt tried to simplify it for a "tiny version of Hitler", or, "So it's just Hitler, but he's tiny."
      Chris dug his own hypothetical grave on this one.

    • @heavyweaponsbird
      @heavyweaponsbird 3 дні тому

      @@cherrygrabber7172it’s a clone

  • @beez3620
    @beez3620 2 місяці тому +11

    this event permanently doomed chris to become the chris he is today

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 Рік тому +28

    I agree that clones are not the same person and they are unable to have the memories, but I also agree that it is just a hypothetical.

  • @jonovankirk
    @jonovankirk 3 роки тому +75

    Okay addition to prove Chris is right: if you were deeply in love with hitler and you make sweet love nightly. Would you be upset that I tortured a tiny clone of him?

    • @Woodenfan
      @Woodenfan 2 роки тому +18

      No, because it's not really Hitler.

    • @EvanT777
      @EvanT777 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Woodenfan THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE HE DIDNT DO THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR COULD BE THINKING THESE THINGS TOO

    • @ChadwickThompson-i8s
      @ChadwickThompson-i8s 4 місяці тому

      @@EvanT777THERE IS NO CLONE TINY GF HITLER

    • @DoodleZoo
      @DoodleZoo 20 днів тому

      Why are you starting the hypothetical past the point of “you’ve had sex with Hitler once already”?

  • @AhenobarbusHenocied_
    @AhenobarbusHenocied_ Місяць тому +5

    I’ve seen this an ungodly amount of times now it’s so funny

  • @asuyuy1
    @asuyuy1 5 років тому +49

    i watched it so many times.never get tired of it

  • @garbage2552
    @garbage2552 4 місяці тому +15

    ozama in the highest

  • @trickyvic6501
    @trickyvic6501 7 місяців тому +14

    Irish hypotheticals.

  • @supersoupy4709
    @supersoupy4709 2 роки тому +38

    13:09 i do not buy ding dongs answer here, chris is totally right

    • @screwed_up_screwball
      @screwed_up_screwball 6 місяців тому +7

      The moretimes I watch this debate the more and more I realize that Chris is right the entire time

    • @supersoupy4709
      @supersoupy4709 6 місяців тому +1

      @@screwed_up_screwballEXACTLY!!!

  • @fuggled.santiago2433
    @fuggled.santiago2433 Рік тому +15

    Is it a clone or a perfect copy of Obama

    • @phantompop3192
      @phantompop3192 6 місяців тому +3

      It’s a perfect copy but he just got shrunk down and stuffed into you after he was perfectly copied

  • @holloworacle3140
    @holloworacle3140 3 роки тому +19

    10:05 What does Sora, Donald, and Goofy be focussing on while in the gummi machine

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому +2

      Goofy loses his mind in the gummi ship after finding out Disney's a small world after all.

  • @pricedunn
    @pricedunn 3 місяці тому +5

    This sums up OneyPlays' energy: a simplistically-crafted intrusive thought generated a 24 MINUTES discussion about the morality of actions and the essence of consciousness.

  • @Constantine_Cvl8
    @Constantine_Cvl8 4 місяці тому +17

    There's an mlp fanfic parodying this btw

    • @ReveredGrave
      @ReveredGrave 4 місяці тому +1

      Where dog? I gotta read that

  • @ItsYaBoyYogi
    @ItsYaBoyYogi 2 місяці тому +4

    Chris is talking about what I think of as a “Star Trek Transporter Clone”.

  • @Prgrant-gj6st
    @Prgrant-gj6st 4 роки тому +33

    16:01

  • @zac3887
    @zac3887 4 роки тому +26

    Jesus christ that was beautiful

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang 26 днів тому +1

    I didn't notice before how unbelievably smug Chris sounds during the Shapiffany hypothetical, like he KNOWS he's got one over on them this time around.

  • @RiseOfTheKumquat67
    @RiseOfTheKumquat67 4 місяці тому +5

    What creature/creation of science or magic would fit the perfect ratio of Most Accountable For Hitler's Crimes to Easiest To Torture?

    • @NoFlu
      @NoFlu 4 місяці тому +2

      Art school professors

    • @DoodleZoo
      @DoodleZoo 20 днів тому

      That’s not a hypothetical but it is a thought provoking question.

    • @left4twenty
      @left4twenty 8 днів тому

      Multiverse theory hitler from another universe where he definitely did these things, but was exiled to our reality for us to torture

  • @morgboat744
    @morgboat744 17 днів тому +1

    the best way i can think to describe it is questioning the ethics of torturing a perfect copy of someone who TECHNICALLY didn’t commit any atrocities, but thinks he did, has all the memories of doing so, and feels no remorse. is that perfect copy really innocent then?

  • @GOLOY685
    @GOLOY685 6 місяців тому +6

    This is my favorite thing from the oneyplays gameplay channel

  • @370enjoyer
    @370enjoyer 6 місяців тому +9

    I honestly agree with Chris cuz with the logic everyone else is using if the clones technically didn’t do anything then would they be ok to say “ hey im friends with tiny H**ler” no probably not

  • @cornbabyproductions
    @cornbabyproductions 7 місяців тому +3

    i actually don't remember the raccoon discussion happening in the episode, did it get reuploaded without it or something?

  • @TheFallenLegendX
    @TheFallenLegendX 3 роки тому +12

    Hehe its ozama not obama

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 3 роки тому +5

      Mario, eh eh eh
      Ozama, eh eh eh

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому

      Obama in the highest
      Obama: Wheeeeeeeeee......

  • @seansmith6255
    @seansmith6255 Місяць тому

    I didn't know there was more

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime 2 роки тому +9

    Banana matt
    Doot dooooooo dododoot
    Banana matt
    Doot doodoot doot
    Banana matt
    Doot dooooooodoodoodoot. Doodoodoot. Doodoodoot. Doodoodoot.
    Doodoot doot doooooooo doot

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому +1

      What if you found all the food in your house had Matt's face, but it's still good to eat?

  • @seansmith6255
    @seansmith6255 Місяць тому

    22:21 euhhhh nooo

  • @DylanIGuess
    @DylanIGuess Рік тому +1

    so like a synth from fallout

  • @thecolorred8368
    @thecolorred8368 2 години тому

    Ozama did 9/11

  • @tomburrows4007
    @tomburrows4007 Рік тому

    Boy: I would throw it on the ground!

  • @erichzahn3083
    @erichzahn3083 7 місяців тому

    14:10 😮

  • @jessicachambers8152
    @jessicachambers8152 3 роки тому +1

    GOLD!!!

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому

      Oney: I have a tiny Shapiffany I stole from Matt, tee hee.

  • @MuffinMythos
    @MuffinMythos 2 роки тому +26

    15:04
    I love how at this moment, none of them realize that they proved Chris right.
    If they really WERE completely different people, they should have had zero problem with Chris continuing to go out with the Shappiffiny Clone.
    The fact they would get mad over it, proves that they are the same person, wether they wanna admit it or not. XD

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 2 роки тому +18

      Part of the discomfort isn’t that it’s a different person though, but the fact that Shapiffany looks IDENTICAL to their dead Shapiffany. Even if they know the two girls are different people, I wouldn’t blame them for being weirded out/creeped out/jealous, because the new Shapiffany would have reminded them of the old one.
      Imagine for example if there was a pair of twin sisters, and they each have husbands. One twin dies, and the widowed husband sees the other twin happily married to her husband. Is he not allowed to be sad because he’s reminded of his dead wife, even if logically he knows both women are not the same?

    • @DJunkss
      @DJunkss 2 роки тому +1

      MUFFIN !!!!

    • @MuffinMythos
      @MuffinMythos Рік тому +1

      @@DJunkss JUNKKKKK!!!! 💙

    • @tomburrows4007
      @tomburrows4007 Рік тому +2

      What oif the gorillas were swinging Sora around by his big feet and threw him into the ocean?

    • @cornbabyproductions
      @cornbabyproductions 7 місяців тому

      what if tarzan clubbed sora over the head with a rock and dragged him into his dungeon