+Malos Kain gurantee the marketing guys probably thought to themselves "you know what? fuck this guy!" and decided to fuck up his sign in a way that wouldn't be instantly noticeable.
Damnit Ethan. I've watched all your videos like 5 times, you gotta upload some stuff. :edit: I take back everything I've said, don't. You're not the same guy anymore.
h3h3Productions aww sheit. you noticed my comment trough my red vibe. I need to turn this fucking smartthing off, my mom is so going to notice this comment too!
*friend calls because they are depressed and having suicidal thoughts “Nah, they have a red vibe” *friend commits suicide “Hey man, i just didn’t want some red vibes invading my work okay?”
adisharr His vibe just flatlined. His mom called you about the funeral but she had a yellow vibe, so you were like fuck that and you poured a bowl of cereal.
Hey Ethan, great video. I want to know would you get this new device? Because personally if a watch, oh wait sorry PULSE doesn't allow me to set timers for lube time, I don't think it's a device worth having. "0/10 Needs more lube" - Sean
sim card? The sims 4. What was just added to the sims 4? Swimming pools. What happens in swimming pools? DJ Khaled extended monologues. What is DJ khaled celebrating? His number 1 urban single. Urban? Turban. Who wears turbans? Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda->terrorists->9/11. Are Will.i.am and DJ Khaled in league with Al Qaeda to create the new 9/11? Yes.
The thing I really like about this channel is that Ethan and Hila are people that i feel like I can totally relate to. The humor is smart, and witty, and the intro is really original.
I'm pretty sure I've seen all of your videos on H3H3 and Ethan&Hila now. You guys are the funniest and most lovable people on this website. Thanks for all the goofs.
+MetroDET2011 Bullshit 1 million dollars is "extremely small" for a business loan. Not sure where you're getting your information. 1 MIllion dollars INVESTED is quite a bit of money, let alone finding someone willing to loan you that.
CornbreadPhD extremely small in the big business world. sure, if you're comparing that to a 50,000 dollar loan to open up a fucking florist's shop then yeah it's pretty big.
+Matlock Mat "SEAN! SEAN I NEED YOU TO SUPPORT! I NEED YOU TO FUCKING BUY SOME WARDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" "...our carry is on a bad vibe, fuck that, i don't want him fucking up my vibe..."
"hey son, you are stressed out, I thought I call you, is everything alright?" "ah hello mom, no Im just actually fapping to futa hentai, but thx for the call, love you." Do Google and Apple and all the companies now even wanna check out our pulse and mood all the time? not enough that they know where we surf and what we write? They also wanna spy on our inner organs and blood pressure? WTF this is worse than George Orwell could ever imagine.
Just want you to know I don't skip the ads ever since I found out about your lawsuit I'm new here. Anyway love u man this is the best channel on UA-cam you are truly original keep it up bro!
Its not a backpack, its a device that goes on your back.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's my new paradigm, the Pyramid Head.
+Cassiano Barcellos fuck dude thats savage as fuck... will.i.am decapitated pyramid head's head
WAHAHAHAHAHHA
It's not a shoe, it's a device that goes on your foot
Shazil Atif it's not a pencil, it's a piece of wood and graphite used for writing.
Shazil Atif its not William. Its Wheel Eye Em.
It's not a refrigerator, it's a box that keeps your food cold, but not freezing.
@@anthonythomas They are not socks, it's a fabric that you put on your feet to keep them warm
It's not a pair of glasses, its a device that goes on your face.
WAAHAHA
And helps you see better/shield your eyes from the brightness of the sun and uv rays... But they are NOT glasses!
I don't understand something. Why It is called "Pair of glasses"? Why not only glasses?
It's a new paradyme that goes on your face, it enchances your sight and people can tell your mood by looking at your face
nWoHollywoodTV sick channel btw
I'm disappointed that red vibing never became a meme on this channel.
THERE'S STILL TIME
+Sup No
***** No.
+Sup hell no. the acid took me back to 1805 help.
It is my life goal to make that a meme.
Why is Will.i.am trying to sell Grunt armor from the Halo series?
lmao
Lol
Oh man the likes on this post grew pretty quickly. :o
trueee
will.i.am is selling methane tanks.
Dispatcher: "911 what's your emerg- oh a red-viber... ew"
**hangs up**
+Cosmic Centurion Entropy Overlord Deep-Space Duck Vulcan Darkswarm Firefist Abyss Wolfpack ice pic. Not a fan of that album though.
But do you at least enjoy QUICKSAND (SECRET COLORS REMIX) just a little?
+Cosmic Centurion Venom Void Apex Disco Plasma Panda Zephyr Elysium Twerk Team Aetheraptor i like your username =)
Cosmic Centurion Deathvoid Entropic Darkswarm Abyss Meteor Suplex Firefist Twerk Team Wolfpack z
nice name
I won't lie, this is definitely me when I put a feather in my hat!
Soflobro
+Ben Treasure [HsoHflo]
SeaJayBelfast that's a sweet retro meme ya got there
M'lady
Best comment of the century
"It's not a watch, its a -pulse- *chip in your wrist*, you know, so your -mother- *the government* can check on you"
"big mother"
Yea also they can claim its for our own safety so they can sell it to everyone.
HAHA
"So *your the government* can check on you"
what
Hey it's me, your the government.
Nothing beat a good old retro h3h3 binge!
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right!
Watching old h3 videos makes me depressed, money ruined him
best channel on youtube
try
+K Den L
well... no. That would be jontron.
it's not a channel, it's a device that goes on your screen.
Greg Dawe nah, fouseytube is best
"Gonna fuck up my vibe..."
dude, that cracked me up as well
for real man
dnt call me on no red vibe bro
+cyrax1311 love for sean
+cyrax1311 best line ever.
fricking sean screwed us again!
Please tell him to shower he smells so bad
thank god smellivision doesn't exist yet.
Sean smells like the combined ass of every beast larger than a human
He may smell like a DJ khaled's flab sweat, but he plays Dota2 so respect.
Can't be fucking with another mans vibe,
I was red-vibin' until I saw this buckwild video
Your videos totally put me into a green vibe yo :]
b99b12 Na-EECE
Dude you're the best!!!
+SoloTravelBlog Love your vids bro!
i read your name as SoFloTravelBlog
2:50 anyone agree that a hat with a feather should be called "Feathora"?
it's already called macaroni
it's called "you look like a nob"
+MikeS94 Nicely done.
This needs more likes wtf...
3:48 Doesn't want a red vibe. Plays Dota.
"You gonna fuck up my vibe" - Sean 2014 Best quote ever
"Ethan's red vibing...I don't need any of that."
gonna fuck up my vibe..
Finally another quality h3h3Productions video from h3h3Productions!
Thank you Ethan, I am proud of you. Keep it up.
+h3h3Productions I'm red vibing right now dude, on full red alert, I need you to upload a new video stat
*coughs*
3:50 Sean there with the convenient hand lotion.
dont fuck up his vibe
LOL!!!!!
it's not an hand lotion. it's a device for lonely men.
Why can't men just use lotion for nonsexual uses and I hope I don't fuck a man with lotion dick... that's asking for an infection
@@ZombiePenorCancer lol
The font they use to spell out PULS looks like it says PUU
Malos Kain puu means a tree in finn
Ah that's cool
+Malos Kain gurantee the marketing guys probably thought to themselves "you know what? fuck this guy!" and decided to fuck up his sign in a way that wouldn't be instantly noticeable.
Malos Kain I
"will.i.am is autistic" ~ Strontiummuffin
scrub
outstanding banter ladz 11/10
wow its really a website.
oh fo sho
What does it mean if my vibe is purple dude
Fuck that, I'm purple vibin'
+MostRefinedWill Stop fucking up my vibe bro. I was green vibing now I'm yellow vibing.
+MostRefinedWill If it's purple it's gonna be yellow
+MostRefinedWill Absolutely haram
+MostRefinedWill It means you're horny.
i wish i had millions of dollars i would give all to ethan just so he keeps making these videos...best channel on youtube hands down :D
+Vedran “Decerto” Markanovic Dude, what a waste! You should instead give him 500 Shekels.
Small loan of a million dollars
+EvilSecrete SpySpider i was about to say that
+Vedran “Decerto” Markanovic Just gotta reply - nice pic mayne
I wouldn't say best, Imo nigahiga is the best channel on UA-cam but Ethan is hundred percent on my top ten
3:57 Sean is playing Dota :O
ikr
reported
Hi, I'm a league player
Dota 2
+Ach Shetty Do you really think the person who knew they were looking at Dota over lol or somethinedidn't know it was Dota 2?
It's not a backpack, it's a rear torso cargo carrying capsule. It's basically a whole new luggage paradigm.
Damnit Ethan. I've watched all your videos like 5 times, you gotta upload some stuff.
:edit: I take back everything I've said, don't. You're not the same guy anymore.
I agree
I agree
+FuzzleLand Me too thanks
naw
I agree
I'm sure dj khaled can fit a spot in his new video clip to promote the pulse
***** mr. white
Almenhorst **nerdy/nasal voice** ya see actually he says Heisenberg after the line say my name, not walter white.
***** Nathan Bookham!
That Steem Bloke you're god damn right
I can picture the woman laying next to a pulse on the beach.
This intro music makes me so aggressiv.
h3h3Productions aww sheit. you noticed my comment trough my red vibe.
I need to turn this fucking smartthing off, my mom is so going to notice this comment too!
Liam Neeson yeh bbygurl
+ADLER. The ADLER. is aggressive!
Double 0 Boss Bloodrain incoming, m8s
Made you so agressive that it made you forget to put the "e" at the end of the word
Saw they were talking about this on the podcast - good excuse to rewatch an absolute gem
*friend calls because they are depressed and having suicidal thoughts
“Nah, they have a red vibe”
*friend commits suicide
“Hey man, i just didn’t want some red vibes invading my work okay?”
Your videos are awesome, keep making these :D
+Gtreeko Wow Ethan great moves keep it up, I'm proud of you.
Johns calling with a red vibe I do not need that shit in my life
Unfortunately John is bleeding to death.
+Richard “Supreme Leader” Johns Blood is red. Red is bad. No one needs that shit. John is fucked.
adisharr His vibe just flatlined. His mom called you about the funeral but she had a yellow vibe, so you were like fuck that and you poured a bowl of cereal.
lmao
2:50
As I'm pretty sure the song goes:
"Stuck a feather in his cap and called it *a new paradigm.*"
On my yearly H3H3 binge
Back when it wasn't obvious they were money addicted tribesmen
when it hits you that 2014 was 3 years ago
DvS M16 What?
DvS M16 uh it's 2017
DvS M16 don't think so deeply into things
DvS M16 He said nothing about the video
**2 years
Mom calls..
"Hey, why's your heart rate so hi... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
not gunna lie, your videos really give an adultswim vibe. I would totally watch these on the couch at 2 in the morning.
3:58 that setup is bangin dood
'Dressed like a little black leprechaun' 😂😂
The good old days...
That was the best ending to an h3h3 video I have ever seen.
HERE'S 10 GRAND. GO BY YOUR FAMILY A PULS
u loyal
u grateful
I appreciate that
***** you're goddamn right.
here is 100 grand, go buy yoself a million pulses
I JUST PREPARED MY DINNER AND NOW I GET TO WATCH IT TO A REACT VIDEO FUCKING YES :D
CorvidTabard
Kek
same here bro!
I actually do that too. I come home, prepare a nice meal, and watch some h3h3 as I chow down
FergusDerpson nice
Yeah guuys I also like to prepare and watch my dinner. Sometimes, it watches back :O
Ethan now has more in common with will i am than he does with ethan from this video.
money :(
This reminds me...
What ever happened to Sean?
I'm still here
Seananigans oh
Keith The Meme
Stefan's Meme Friend Ethan moved away from Isreal and Sean didn't.
Super aids
I can't buy anything unless it's h3h3 approved.
I can't buy anything without permission from my husband.
He is watching me as I'm typing this. I am so jealous of you.
the fact that i got the "Here in my garage" ad before watching this just makes me happy hahaha
+SDJG Stream adblock plus, and you'll never have to watch another ad on youtube again
+MOAR whitelist Ethan's channel.
TRANEWANTED1 I tried but I couldn't figure it out with adblock plus. :/
+MOAR you have to use a greasemonkey script, but it's doable.
+MOAR I just switched back to plain old Adblock. It seems to work about the same, except it makes it much easier to whitelist channels.
will.je.suis
will.ich.bin
+The Goddamn Batman will.ik.ben
will.io.sono
will.ልኔ.ነኝ
+rs0wner301 will.eu.sou
That's a surprisingly good look on Ethan
RIP H3H3productions, you will be dearly missed
Wow Ethan, great moves, keep it up, SoFlo is proud of you
Hey Ethan, great video. I want to know would you get this new device? Because personally if a watch, oh wait sorry PULSE doesn't allow me to set timers for lube time, I don't think it's a device worth having. "0/10 Needs more lube" - Sean
Its not a pulse its a fukin sparkly ring-a-ding wristband
FOOL
sim card? The sims 4. What was just added to the sims 4? Swimming pools. What happens in swimming pools? DJ Khaled extended monologues. What is DJ khaled celebrating? His number 1 urban single. Urban? Turban. Who wears turbans? Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda->terrorists->9/11. Are Will.i.am and DJ Khaled in league with Al Qaeda to create the new 9/11? Yes.
Geophase illuminate confermed
God I miss the old H3 😢
Same dude, same 😞
Ah the good H3 days
Klein is the german word for small :D ( funfact)
Wurster is the german word for sausager. xD
(even though, it doesnt exsist)
A fellow Orokin Yes xD
+Marco Wurster and Dutch, just pronounced a bit different
+Marco Wurster also the dutch word
+Marco Wurster vater means dad in german but it also means toilet in spanish (funfact)
how did you get oprah to compliment you dawg?
***** i really wish dislikes worked.
h3h3Productions no it's clearly Burak Obuma
Edo The Kid Boorack Oboomo?
nurma nurma nurr Borat?
Jordan Williams michelle obama is a man
it's a paradigm. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
I've been doing a little h3 deep dive, and I think this is the first video they did with the CLASSIC intro. Love you guys
3:48 dota 2 on a lenovo y70 - 70. I know it because its exactly the one i use and the game i play
L
Same but y50!
I play on a Lenovo G50.
10fps NAYSH
reported
lenovo has chinese spyware build in the cpu's look it up. get rid of that shit are you fucking crazy?
Does it come with the " Say my name" app from DJ Khaled?
I'm actually very loyal.
Thanks man, I'll transfer over some of my funds so that you could buy an establishment for yourself.
What I'm really looking to know is that you're grateful for his compliment?
smack phillips egg whites
You smart
My man had Pyramid Head on his back, tho...
pyramid vibes
Started watching this channel, you are a great youtuber.
watching this at the end of 2016 makes realised how much this product failed
JG7 replying in 2018 lol XD
Lynox Weber replying 1 month l8er lol
Yup
my favourite h3h3 video of all time
same lol
Really? Huh 🤔
I watch these videos because the First Lady has given approval.
The thing I really like about this channel is that Ethan and Hila are people that i feel like I can totally relate to. The humor is smart, and witty, and the intro is really original.
Who's the woman that tells Ethan about his great moves every intro?
Oprah.
Oprah Winfrey.
+Rom Hook Michelle Obama
Some cheap knock off Oprah.
the devil
Some friend of will.i.am: "Please, bro, I'm dying here! I can't find my epipen!!!"
will.i.am: *cancels call because caller has bad vibe*
I'm pretty sure I've seen all of your videos on H3H3 and Ethan&Hila now. You guys are the funniest and most lovable people on this website. Thanks for all the goofs.
small loan of a Million Dollars
cancer
+Kenetic Kups thats wat i am
A loan is still a loan. You still have to pay it back WITH interest. Also, a million dollars is extremely small for a business loan
+MetroDET2011 Bullshit 1 million dollars is "extremely small" for a business loan. Not sure where you're getting your information. 1 MIllion dollars INVESTED is quite a bit of money, let alone finding someone willing to loan you that.
CornbreadPhD extremely small in the big business world. sure, if you're comparing that to a 50,000 dollar loan to open up a fucking florist's shop then yeah it's pretty big.
"aahh your have a feather in your hat, fuck off dude" DIED
lol is sean playing dota 2? 3:46 can i add u
Matlock Mat Wonder what his MMR is.
Dominic Wiseman he has 4100 mmr.
1 mmr
+Matlock Mat "SEAN! SEAN I NEED YOU TO SUPPORT! I NEED YOU TO FUCKING BUY SOME WARDS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
"...our carry is on a bad vibe, fuck that, i don't want him fucking up my vibe..."
+Matlock Mat sean plays the best moba, great
“It’s baked in there huh?”
Gets me every time
he was ahead of his time. tried to get into the smartwatch game before we were ready for it 😭😭🤣🤣
Sean's gonna fuck up his own vibe playing Dota 2
I like how you capture the insecure eye glances
*VapeNation*
V/\
+gm no
∨∧
\/\
remember back in the days when you just waited to h3h3 to upload a new video and the smile on your face when you saw they had uploaded?
been watching since 130k subs love ya guys!
This watch invented the Vibe Check
Miss this comedy
This was the best era of H3H3.
I could just watch a loop of their intro all day. I love it so much
I love the "yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yea.." edit. Good shit as always, Ethan.
"It's baked into the OS" LOL Someone is most certainly baked here but not in an OS.
Done, hope you can sleep peacefully now.
will.i.am the inventor of psycho pass
Wow , Ethan, great moves, keep it up , proud of you 😘
"you have a feather...in your hat...fuck off dude..." LMAOOO
I am in the process of marathoning all the videos on your channel. I am beyond in love! I worship!
This William fellow seems very intelligent with his knowledge of the government.
"hey son, you are stressed out, I thought I call you, is everything alright?"
"ah hello mom, no Im just actually fapping to futa hentai, but thx for the call, love you."
Do Google and Apple and all the companies now even wanna check out our pulse and mood all the time? not enough that they know where we surf and what we write? They also wanna spy on our inner organs and blood pressure? WTF this is worse than George Orwell could ever imagine.
THE DAY. THE BEST UA-cam INTRO WAS MADE!!!!
The new paradigm part killed me lol “woah that sounds big”
Just want you to know I don't skip the ads ever since I found out about your lawsuit I'm new here. Anyway love u man this is the best channel on UA-cam you are truly original keep it up bro!
oh how the mighty have fallen
01:17 so by his logic, if I were to screw a coat rack onto my motorbike it would cease to be a motorbike because they don't have coat racks.
That backpack is gnarly
oops I mean shit as fuck
been digging this channel for 2 days... its not stopping help!!! Ethan ... HAAAAlllllllllllp!
I’ve never listened to h3’s intro with headphones before, it’s like seeing colors for the first time.