The TikTok Lolcow Who Thinks He's A Vampire

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2023
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  • @TurkeyTom
    @TurkeyTom  5 місяців тому +601

    If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. You can submit a claim in 8 clicks or less without having to leave your couch. For more information, go to forthepeople.com/TurkeyTom

    • @STEVANWEVAN
      @STEVANWEVAN 5 місяців тому +24

      Cool.

    • @KAMPEKItranslate
      @KAMPEKItranslate 5 місяців тому +150

      Nah man, imma stick with Jakey Jakey & Jakey, attorneys at law.

    • @dontkillmejay8570
      @dontkillmejay8570 5 місяців тому +47

      I prefer Bob Loblaw.

    • @samchic84
      @samchic84 5 місяців тому

      Is he aware that that Linda is a dude?

    • @lithunoisan
      @lithunoisan 5 місяців тому +120

      I only trust Saul.

  • @tickletenders
    @tickletenders 5 місяців тому +1506

    I remember when the word goon meant henchman and not an excessive lamp rubber.

    • @candlelight444
      @candlelight444 5 місяців тому +53

      how the times have changed

    • @dragondeeznutts
      @dragondeeznutts 5 місяців тому +11

      What’s it mean now?

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dragondeeznuttsis Gooning is a fetish for being a masturbation addict...
      A goon is someone who does this.

    • @ChickenKinglolz
      @ChickenKinglolz 5 місяців тому

      ​@@dragondeeznuttsexcessive lamp rubber

    • @spikeanny5710
      @spikeanny5710 5 місяців тому +13

      Ahh the good old days

  • @Interloper783
    @Interloper783 5 місяців тому +3596

    Tom's the kind of guy that will make lolcow content on UA-cam and end up with a sponsor from a law firm

    • @brewski118sempire
      @brewski118sempire 5 місяців тому +211

      From what I hear Morgan & Morgan is pretty shady. Not trashing Tom, he's doing what he needs to to get that bag 😂

    • @gongshowjimmy557
      @gongshowjimmy557 5 місяців тому

      ​@@brewski118sempire99% of products and services advertising on UA-cam are garbage quality, insanely overpriced, shady, or an outright scam.

    • @simonschneider5913
      @simonschneider5913 5 місяців тому

      @@brewski118sempire first thing that came to my mind was: "ok, so ambulance chasing is doing online advertising now!"

    • @LouisGiliberto
      @LouisGiliberto 5 місяців тому +14

      If only KiwiFarms had the same foresight.

    • @aidensnow5017
      @aidensnow5017 5 місяців тому

      ​@@brewski118sempiresame, get the bag, fck the sponsor.

  • @Teristar1
    @Teristar1 5 місяців тому +472

    His permanently greasey, unwashed hair was a constant source of gross distraction. Jesus Christ dude, it's called a shower.

    • @Poodleinacan
      @Poodleinacan Місяць тому +15

      "The hair can naturally wash itself" is likely his excuse

    • @larajayne4934
      @larajayne4934 Місяць тому +4

      I 💯 agree!! also Jupiter needs to invest in a shirt 😭😭😭

    • @Teristar1
      @Teristar1 Місяць тому +5

      @@larajayne4934 Yes!!!!! Good clothes go such a long way it's insane. Even Chris Chan could be made to look nice with a decent salon and some semblance of fashion. Jupiter could start with just wearing one 😂

    • @larajayne4934
      @larajayne4934 Місяць тому +2

      @@Teristar1 hahaha 💯 agreed 😂😂😂
      I was thinking the whole video 'please just wear a damn shirt'

  • @jameswallen9219
    @jameswallen9219 4 місяці тому +163

    *Chris-Chan enters the room in a shower of rainbows and sparkles*
    "Finally, a worthy opponent."

    • @tarroshi_0
      @tarroshi_0 Місяць тому +22

      “shower” is an interesting choice of word because it’s plain to see it’s been a good while since either of them have lathered up

    • @Ryzard
      @Ryzard Місяць тому +3

      @@tarroshi_0 goddamn lmao

  • @ghostlycupid
    @ghostlycupid 5 місяців тому +5142

    Honestly shout out to Linda for being able to stomach such deranged creep because anyone else would've just given up after one conversation with this guy

    • @jasonwoods2802
      @jasonwoods2802 5 місяців тому +457

      Is that a dude in a wig?

    • @newironside
      @newironside 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jasonwoods2802 I can't tell if Linda is actually trans or a guy pretending to be a girl for content

    • @grimace145
      @grimace145 5 місяців тому

      i think so. You can tell by the hands too@@jasonwoods2802

    • @CanvasCraftsman
      @CanvasCraftsman 5 місяців тому

      @@jasonwoods2802 Get the dick saw out we got another one

    • @CanvasCraftsman
      @CanvasCraftsman 5 місяців тому

      The dick saw +

  • @splithead6370
    @splithead6370 5 місяців тому +7031

    From the amount of gooning and MLP this guy displays, it is pretty certain to say that he is the proud owner of a pony jar

    • @mcul1144
      @mcul1144 5 місяців тому +399

      it has for sure crystalized too

    • @catherine3095
      @catherine3095 5 місяців тому +863

      @@mcul1144 how do i delete someone else's comment

    • @dem0nslayer14
      @dem0nslayer14 5 місяців тому +184

      Man I hate how I know what you're referencing lol pretty funny comment though

    • @markwashington5128
      @markwashington5128 5 місяців тому +141

      Ignorance is bliss.

    • @user-ew7vj3hw9m
      @user-ew7vj3hw9m 5 місяців тому +86

      Tbh the og pony jar guy seems like a weird but ok dude, it’s been a fat minute since I’ve seen whangs’ video idk

  • @n00bJesus
    @n00bJesus 3 місяці тому +163

    they call him Jupiter because he is as physically big and round as the planet itself, you see.

    • @jaredgarcia8638
      @jaredgarcia8638 2 місяці тому +1

      Why is he such an edgelord wannabe?

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 2 місяці тому +16

      Honestly it’s a major insult to Jupiter. The entire reason earth (still) exists is because that beast of a planet is protecting us from most astronomical threats

    • @n00bJesus
      @n00bJesus 2 місяці тому +11

      @@lonelypancake5979 the only thing he’s protecting anyone from is having a stocked pantry.

    • @lonelypancake5979
      @lonelypancake5979 2 місяці тому

      @@n00bJesus holy fuck 🤣🤣🤣

    • @VincentIrkallaOfficial
      @VincentIrkallaOfficial 22 дні тому +3

      ​@@n00bJesusHa!

  • @yoyoyosiie
    @yoyoyosiie 5 місяців тому +54

    from the ad read "8 attorneys operating in 48 states -- NOT RHODE ISLAND "
    well jeez thanks tom. guess ill represent myself. cant believe this discrimination.

    • @EngineerMonkey-zp3yj
      @EngineerMonkey-zp3yj 4 місяці тому +9

      The one Tom fan from Rhode Island is SEETHING over here!

    • @mikesnowpants8920
      @mikesnowpants8920 11 днів тому +3

      hey a fellow Rhode islander, how's it goin bud

    • @flutterboof
      @flutterboof 5 днів тому

      woa omg more rhode island tom fans??? 🤤

    • @reno5785
      @reno5785 4 дні тому

      You don't exist. RHODE ISLAND IS FAKE

  • @JK-gm6kk
    @JK-gm6kk 5 місяців тому +1424

    "Leave me alone, people" he said, broadcasting his presence to the entire world on social media

    • @Spookdookin
      @Spookdookin 5 місяців тому +7

      GOT EM!

    • @laughingseal2282
      @laughingseal2282 5 місяців тому +57

      It's a thing with lolcows. They cannot stay away from the spotlight for one second. See DSP's "I'm not gonna indulge into drama" right before a 40 minute rant about drama.

    • @JohnSBodle
      @JohnSBodle 5 місяців тому +15

      *Meghan Markle and Prince Harry intensifies*

    • @VroonGrimblo
      @VroonGrimblo 5 місяців тому +1

      Its like a leitmotif. I get why tho, because if they left the internet because of the harassment they wouldnt be lolcows.

    • @JBLZFTW
      @JBLZFTW 5 місяців тому +1

      Your profile picture goes well with that quote

  • @Beute_Der_Strade
    @Beute_Der_Strade 5 місяців тому +878

    The way Jupiter describes himself especially his eyes has the same energy as a little girl at the public pool describing what kind of mermaid they are while playing.

    • @friendshipbunny2559
      @friendshipbunny2559 3 місяці тому +50

      This sounds exactly how my daughter and her friends play mermaids at the pool. "My tail is purple and shimmers, and my hair is pink and sparkles."

    • @rainyrouge5123
      @rainyrouge5123 2 місяці тому +27

      I disagree. With a little girl, it's cute. With this guy, it's terrifying.

    • @rexisodd
      @rexisodd 2 місяці тому +7

      I think of the alpha wolf girl who's eyes turn red on the hint

    • @cheeseburger3510
      @cheeseburger3510 2 місяці тому +4

      Yes! He sounds like girls I knew in middle school that said they were vampires

    • @jessl1934
      @jessl1934 2 місяці тому

      4218
      Fall in line or fall behind 💪

  • @twes003
    @twes003 2 місяці тому +40

    Why does Jupiter sound exactly like you expect a guy like him to sound💀

    • @user-vx3hv1wx2b
      @user-vx3hv1wx2b Місяць тому

      Low testosterone + obesity

    • @sherriemoon703
      @sherriemoon703 2 дні тому

      I have a nephew that looks and sounds strangely like this person.

  • @thegreenwitch2766
    @thegreenwitch2766 5 місяців тому +482

    Linda is a hero IMO. Especially because she bas been threatened by this creep multiple times. She doesn't need to do this but she recognizes he is a predator and a risk to children.

    • @Va11idus
      @Va11idus 5 місяців тому +57

      Lol yeah definitely not farming content.

    • @Mantis-ti5ve
      @Mantis-ti5ve 5 місяців тому +53

      "She"

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi 5 місяців тому +41

      That’s a man

    • @h.w.4482
      @h.w.4482 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Mantis-ti5veone freak virtue signaling over another

    • @sacredgear
      @sacredgear 5 місяців тому +25

      How? He was just content farming.

  • @spookyboi4784
    @spookyboi4784 5 місяців тому +1251

    This hour of accurate vampire lore has taught me a lot. The most important is that I could likely fight this vampire with a bar of soap

    • @spikeanny5710
      @spikeanny5710 5 місяців тому +54

      Make some soap on a rope nunchucks

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 5 місяців тому +5

      you know what's even stronger? Reid stre-

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 5 місяців тому

      Lmfao, good one 😂

    • @Baard5Szomoru
      @Baard5Szomoru 4 місяці тому

      yeah the bar of soap you didn't even use for years

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Baard5Szomoru You're very defensive. Don't bathe either? Or are you a "Brony vampire" too?

  • @Mr.Smeller
    @Mr.Smeller 5 місяців тому +1105

    Jupiter is one of the most abysmal creatures on tiktok. He's on of the worst people in that site. Although he's been abused, it doesn't give him an excuse to be an abuser. My condolences go out to his sister.

    • @MattyGeneric
      @MattyGeneric 5 місяців тому +8

      Have you been abused?

    • @artificiallyflavord5588
      @artificiallyflavord5588 5 місяців тому +46

      People should help him find help instead of pushing him into doing something worse for "lols"

    • @JoshGolus
      @JoshGolus 5 місяців тому +133

      @@MattyGeneric Coming from somehow who has been very abused, no amount of abuse excuses any negative behavior, predatory or otherwise. Nothing does. You make your bed and lay in it, regardless of your past.

    • @thetruth5232
      @thetruth5232 5 місяців тому +71

      @@artificiallyflavord5588 And there's the problem. In order to get help, you need to WANT help. This includes acknowledging that you have serious problems. This guy, like all predators, Only pull out the "abuse" victim card in order to dodge accountability. This guy has been abused and He himself is a predator with a history.

    • @squeezytuna
      @squeezytuna 5 місяців тому

      @@artificiallyflavord5588 I absolutely agree with you. He needs professional help, the internet is not equipped to give him therapy. Sadly, no therapist will reach out to someone since it's not considered an ethical practice. I hope someone manages t report him to the police or someone close so they can get him the help he needs.

  • @Glitch-Gremlin
    @Glitch-Gremlin 5 місяців тому +244

    Mental Health is currently OUT OF CONTROL in this world.

    • @brokeybroke3001
      @brokeybroke3001 5 місяців тому +15

      I dont think the fact that people constantly goad and manipulate people like this into embarrassing themselves helps

    • @miinty9232
      @miinty9232 5 місяців тому +8

      It's always been like this. Everyone has a platform now though so it's out in the open.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@miinty9232and why do you think that people are like this? Ever ask that.

    • @WelloBello
      @WelloBello 3 місяці тому

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      Because the human psyche is a fallible thing. Constantly seeking validation and thus vulnerable to delusion?

    • @Iejdnx
      @Iejdnx 2 місяці тому

      ​@@brokeybroke3001I agree, he's technically not a bad person just mentally insane.

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 5 місяців тому +150

    You have to admit, Linda did a pretty good job enduring all of that

    • @Squeakslacombe
      @Squeakslacombe 3 місяці тому +4

      I have the feeling Linda isn't a girl tbh?

    • @mrblonde609
      @mrblonde609 3 місяці тому

      @@SqueakslacombeThat's a dude. The voice, the face, the fake wig.

    • @save.theducks
      @save.theducks 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Squeakslacombefrom the very little i’ve looked into the channel, it’s a character. like old yt skits except even less creativity

    • @user-vx3hv1wx2b
      @user-vx3hv1wx2b Місяць тому +1

      @@Squeakslacombeyeh obviously lol

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster 5 місяців тому +850

    A wolf/Vampire/Demon/Dragon is so creatively bankrupt that just hearing it was almost enough to end my interest in all of these creatures simultaneously.

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest 5 місяців тому +113

      That?
      That's amateur hour at best.
      An uncreative lazy 12 year old on a furry rp roblox/discord server.
      Not nearly enough half/halves in the mix to be REALLY creatively bankrupt.
      They forgot angel/fairy/unicorn/cat/fox/bunny/etc.
      I mean...
      if your character isn't the equivalent of like a patchwork horror or some eldritch genetic abomination of dozens of different things all mixed together into some indefinable nebulous blob of concepts that was birthed and raised in front of the Chernobyl elephants foot...
      you're doing it wrong.
      More is always better and more creatively bankrupt.

    • @N-i-L
      @N-i-L 5 місяців тому +31

      ​@thegrimharvest the quantity doesnt matter either. Ive seen simple concepts back in my deviantart days done so horribly i would cringe even as a middle school warriors fan 😂

    • @coolwarfare
      @coolwarfare 5 місяців тому +12

      so just When you’re thinking of some insane creature so you just put it into a blob instead because of the lack of creativity

    • @creepyspookyicky
      @creepyspookyicky 5 місяців тому +46

      When you're SIX & can't decide which creature is your favorite so you choose them all

    • @Snartfoodler
      @Snartfoodler 5 місяців тому +9

      @@thegrimharvest I want to agree but you basically just roasted Giger AND Lovecraft, which I cannot abide by

  • @LittleMissInfoOfficial
    @LittleMissInfoOfficial 5 місяців тому +477

    "That was a long time ago, I was a child"
    "You were eighteen"
    "I WAS A CHILD 😡"

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 місяці тому +26

      To be fair. An 18 year old is still as intelligent as a teenager. It's not like as soon as you become 18, your brain fully matures.

    • @LittleMissInfoOfficial
      @LittleMissInfoOfficial 3 місяці тому +55

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 Obviously but most teens know basic boundaries and not to do dumb things. I say this as an eighteen year old myself. But he has been told not to do those things and he still did it, he can't blame that one being a child.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 місяці тому +12

      @@LittleMissInfoOfficial The real question is, why did he get the desire to do it anyway?

    • @valentine-br1ok
      @valentine-br1ok 3 місяці тому

      @@thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      most internet pedos if not all of them just can’t handle being lonely and a degenerate so they pick on people who are most likely to be easily charmed and manipulated, children. they don’t know what they want or need from a relationship so he can manipulate all of that to suit his own needs because he can’t do that to a consenting adult

    • @ZlatnoPeroTV
      @ZlatnoPeroTV 2 дні тому

      then he said he was 14.

  • @dannymoneywell
    @dannymoneywell 5 місяців тому +59

    "Our rotund friend" is probably the kindest way anyone's ever referred to him in

  • @TalosLivesAgain
    @TalosLivesAgain 2 місяці тому +20

    Why does he sound like he never reached puberty

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 5 місяців тому +1933

    Following the creation of TikTok, it feels much more easier for people to be made into potential lolcows.

    • @pineapplesodah
      @pineapplesodah 5 місяців тому +19

      Yeah, and that's bad

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 5 місяців тому +96

      @@pineapplesodah lolcows are going to become mass produced

    • @privateuser7
      @privateuser7 5 місяців тому +1

      There's a reason Chinese kids aren't allowed to use that app, and when they are, they are shown educational content. It's literally a tool used to dumb down our society even more than it already has been

    • @ProsecutorValentine
      @ProsecutorValentine 5 місяців тому +3

      It gave mass retardation to Zoomers and Alphas. Sadly this can't be cured.

    • @gamervet4760
      @gamervet4760 5 місяців тому

      That's the point. Idiots who think fame on there is worth anything is nothing but an attention whore that will take anything they can get. Tik Tok doesn't care because they're making money hands over fists with the revinew.

  • @SmugProductions
    @SmugProductions 5 місяців тому +1447

    As an Autistic male individual with ADHD, I legitimately almost bursted out laughing when he justified him being a pedo by being “mentally a child”. The delusion in this man in purely insane!

    • @ididnt.didyou
      @ididnt.didyou 5 місяців тому +174

      Im still mentally 8, diagnosed with autism and an iq of 73, and i know better to stay in my own age lane 😭

    • @littlegiantj8761
      @littlegiantj8761 5 місяців тому +44

      It's not delusion; it's deflection

    • @JTguitarlessons
      @JTguitarlessons 5 місяців тому

      Why do all of you internet weirdos suddenly feel the need to be labeled as autistic? It's weird.

    • @fornhunkle
      @fornhunkle 5 місяців тому +138

      ​@@ididnt.didyou Average turkey tom enjoyer

    • @SmugProductions
      @SmugProductions 5 місяців тому

      @@ididnt.didyou real! That aside, people who try to use their mental illnesses as excuses for shitty things are actually disgusting

  • @3van1993
    @3van1993 5 місяців тому +41

    I'm glad channels like this exist so I don't have to waste my time on another social media platform

  • @BulletShogun
    @BulletShogun 2 місяці тому +40

    why do they always have that voice

  • @twistedrealitys742
    @twistedrealitys742 5 місяців тому +967

    This man is more than a lolcow. It sounds like he could be a serious threat to people.
    It is very scary hearing about someone getting "telepathic images" of what he believes this girl wants him to do to her. Reminds me of the serial killer Hurbet Mullen who belived that his victims sent him telepathic messages saying that they agreed to be murdered to stop a serious natural disaster.

    • @avpman150
      @avpman150 5 місяців тому +15

      I was thinking of Mullen, as well.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 5 місяців тому +60

      Hes definitely a “horrorcow” who has the ability to actually harm vulnerable people

    • @incredibleflameboy
      @incredibleflameboy 5 місяців тому +17

      I think it stops being lolcow when the word criminal is involved.

    • @twistedrealitys742
      @twistedrealitys742 5 місяців тому

      @incredibleflameboy Yea, you have a point but there are a lot of people labelled lolcows who take part in illegal behaviour but are not a serious danger to other people. In fact I think branding someone this dangerous as a lolcow 'to milk for content' sets a dangerous president. As people purposely trolling a very unstable person with violent fantasies just to get reactions and content from them is playing with fire and someone could get hurt.
      Also, if other idiots who are desperate to be a "Internet celebrity" see someone acting like this, getting loads of those oh so precious clicks and veiws they could feelp like it makes it ok for them to act like this too

    • @twistedrealitys742
      @twistedrealitys742 5 місяців тому +9

      @notatrollll I had never heard the term horror cow before but it seems fitting

  • @AaronEllisOfficial
    @AaronEllisOfficial 5 місяців тому +922

    Why anyone would want to hookup with, or be around a person like him is beyond me. Like actually bizarre.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 5 місяців тому +62

      Self-flagellation.

    • @MorganRG-ej8dj
      @MorganRG-ej8dj 5 місяців тому +51

      True. Some lonely ass people out there.

    • @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI
      @ApolloVIIIYouAreGoForTLI 5 місяців тому

      I know... Ignoring the obvious he's also disgusting.

    • @gannicus1913
      @gannicus1913 5 місяців тому +100

      Pretty sure this type of person attracts people with "I can change him" syndrome. Hell, there's even a name for people that are attracted to actual criminals, so although disturbing - it's not that unusual.

    • @Mewdo45
      @Mewdo45 5 місяців тому +28

      They are most likely as insane as him

  • @imakalien
    @imakalien 5 місяців тому +27

    daaaaaamn Morgan and Morgan sponsor was not what I was expecting, they fr survived the jump from tv commercials to internet adspace. hell yea morgans.

  • @crabmansteve6844
    @crabmansteve6844 2 місяці тому +11

    "High off nicotine" is easily my favorite excuse of all time.
    Also I cant fucking believe you landed a sponsorship like Morgan and Morgan, that's WILD.

  • @lochlanbingham8638
    @lochlanbingham8638 5 місяців тому +690

    A medical lawyer ad is the last thing I’d expect from a UA-camr let alone a video essayist on topics like gigglygoon and puppychanart, etc lmao

    • @gooberman-2201
      @gooberman-2201 5 місяців тому +36

      Morgan & Morgan are goated

    • @stinkerson
      @stinkerson 5 місяців тому

      tom is a loser

    • @theblacklagoon
      @theblacklagoon 5 місяців тому +27

      Gotta make that bag.

    • @KennethEnders
      @KennethEnders 5 місяців тому +15

      @@gooberman-2201I mean… They are FOR the people

    • @Alex-vm6ef
      @Alex-vm6ef 5 місяців тому +5

      The sponsored technicals too, pretty based

  • @pourcelaine
    @pourcelaine 5 місяців тому +870

    Can we talk about how hard it is to not confuse this guy with Nova Online?

    • @rapunzelpundir4654
      @rapunzelpundir4654 5 місяців тому +132

      Legit thought it was him under another name lmao.

    • @ideeplyregretmyemailhandle9018
      @ideeplyregretmyemailhandle9018 5 місяців тому +107

      they look and sound almost exactly the same, and their names are similar, its so freaky

    • @sirroadagain451
      @sirroadagain451 5 місяців тому +34

      I thought it was about nova online lmao

    • @onemorescout
      @onemorescout 5 місяців тому +117

      they picked the same class before spawning

    • @foxfangs4236
      @foxfangs4236 5 місяців тому +15

      nahhhh cause i thought they were the same before i read this

  • @theneverlanders7125
    @theneverlanders7125 22 дні тому +3

    “Part man Part predator” yeah okay buddy you’re 100% a predator💀💀

  • @siwamoontheinfamouswitch38
    @siwamoontheinfamouswitch38 5 місяців тому +64

    i want to say thank you so much for the support and more importantly for helping raise awareness about predators using tiktok notoriety as a means to prey on others who are vulnerable. I hope others go watch that stream as very important things were discussed throughout the entire stream... I appreciate the kindness and look forward to hearing more. Linda was threatened horrifically earlier today and I hope he goes to jail as it is definitely illegal what was said.

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 2 місяці тому +1

      Ah, nice try predator. Let me guess you hit up random kids to inform them of the dangers and bad people in the world while 'giving them a lap to sit on' Not fooling anyone dude.

  • @ZedNull.
    @ZedNull. 5 місяців тому +209

    Toms the type of guy to call out a vampire only to be found mysteriously drained of all his blood two weeks later.

  • @lina9183
    @lina9183 5 місяців тому +549

    I dont like to judge a book by its cover but these titok predators are making it hard.

    • @D0NU75
      @D0NU75 5 місяців тому +53

      some covers give away the book so i say you go ahead and do it

    • @thetruth5232
      @thetruth5232 5 місяців тому +25

      I avoid tiktok, but from what I can tell, judge em by the cover. listening to them only makes it worse.

    • @maceja5890
      @maceja5890 5 місяців тому

      titcock

    • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
      @St4rTr3v1Ut10n 5 місяців тому +28

      There's a reason they made it the cover. It's the cover.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 5 місяців тому

      Making themselves hard too. 🤪

  • @BBallRambles
    @BBallRambles 5 місяців тому +36

    This case of this Jupiter guy is really unfortunate and difficult for society to handle. On one hand I understand he has developmental issues both in biology and trauma, but on the other the evidence shows that he knows what he is doing is wrong and he does not care. I think at this point, he needs to be in a mental institution, and if he can make enough progress he can try a group home situation again. But that would take a very long time at this point.

  • @youwish4555
    @youwish4555 5 місяців тому +15

    Bro I love that you have a sponsorship from Morgan & Morgan. Love it. I actually paid attention.

  • @MichaelSteltzer
    @MichaelSteltzer 5 місяців тому +164

    "he was high off nicotine" wow bro

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 5 місяців тому +26

      The devil’s potpourri.

    • @pastoralpaul1002
      @pastoralpaul1002 5 місяців тому +16

      This nic got me acting crazy man

    • @NeonValleys
      @NeonValleys 5 місяців тому +28

      Bro if u never smoked at all and then you smoke for the first time it actually will get you high and then suddenly you become a pdf file. It's real, happened to my cousin. 😢

    • @blackhat4206
      @blackhat4206 5 місяців тому

      @@pastoralpaul1002 You must be an “unfiltered” kind of guy, or maybe you got a bad batch from the local nic house. Be at the pawn shop, or on your knees in a back alley before you know it supporting such an expensive habit. lol Wish I had went with the safer alternative of crack or crystal, but big tobacco sure knows how to get them while they’re young.

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 5 місяців тому +18

      @@NeonValleys happened to my cousin as well, we've managed to print him out and now he hangs in the picture frame in the living room :D

  • @tomfooly
    @tomfooly 5 місяців тому +967

    Feel bad bc I teach at a school for trauma victims, drug babies, adopted children, all emotional and functional disabilities and this dude has the same exact blue print as them. I feel like if he had adequate support growing up that addressed his trauma and developmental delays, he wouldn’t have come out like this. This dude def was alone for too long and it’s crazy the world sucks you in and spits you out acting so deplorably.

    • @Omi-gk4wd
      @Omi-gk4wd 5 місяців тому +104

      That was my thought too, he obviously experienced a lot of trauma from early childhood and the foster system. It’s hard to watch.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 5 місяців тому +110

      Hes also now mimicking the behaviors of his previous abuser his brother. Now hes the one fantasizing about sexually and physically harming vulnerable people….

    • @tomfooly
      @tomfooly 5 місяців тому +47

      @@Omi-gk4wd truly is. He lacks a sense of identity and that kills people. Not knowing who you are or where your from leads you to create who you are and usually its horrible

    • @OrganicTrash
      @OrganicTrash 5 місяців тому +31

      a lot of people dont understand how difficult and sad this stuff is until they themselves have a family member experiencing mental illness like this. its a tough line to walk

    • @m.m616
      @m.m616 5 місяців тому +12

      If you watched the whole video, u should know, his word about abuse are hyperbolising it, he didn't have it that bad, and himself was a threat to his siblings, sexually assaulting them, and bc of that was sent away to facility... he's not traumatised, just was spoiled and "golden child" to his narc mom

  • @scoutscoodles
    @scoutscoodles 5 місяців тому +11

    This guy's origin involving him being told very early on that he wasn't responsible for his actions makes way too much sense.

  • @j.ntsala3921
    @j.ntsala3921 Місяць тому +8

    Why do these weirdos NEVER wear shirts??🤔

  • @TwinkleTwinkleTruly
    @TwinkleTwinkleTruly 5 місяців тому +1142

    I detest when people excuse awful behaviour with “oh, it’s the autism”, especially when it’s adults excusing a child behaving absolutely inappropriately like this! He fucking knew full well what he did and yes, if he’d experienced something similar it’s awful, but that’s not an excuse for him to hurt his siblings as well! It both makes the child think they can use that excuse for everything and makes other autistic people look bad, because these are the types of scumbags we get compared to. Also, I’m autistic and I have ADHD, and yes, we can be slightly immature compared to our actual age, but we’re not mentally impaired to the point of practically being children! We’re adults who think differently, not whatever people like this guy or Chris-Chan is. There’s something wrong with them, and it ain’t the autism, it’s something else.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 5 місяців тому +152

      Chris Chan becoming a 'trans-lesbian' so they could meet more women and SA his own mother, is so far beyond autısm I can't even put it into words...

    • @0730bcorm
      @0730bcorm 5 місяців тому +103

      @@Naptosis”absolutely fucked” is a way to describe them

    • @user-yn4xc8kt3i
      @user-yn4xc8kt3i 5 місяців тому +59

      It's abuse. They had autism, and then suffered horrific, soul-breaking neglect/ abuse. The autism makes it soooooo much harder to overcome that type of damage. So they become this. It happens to plenty of neurological people as well.

    • @thelispinglizard5458
      @thelispinglizard5458 5 місяців тому +48

      I am autistic and have ADHD please do not lump me into your "child like immature behavior" group. People in there 20s and still acting like children is actually really sad.

    • @crownamedcrow
      @crownamedcrow 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Naptosis hate to break it to you but chris chan showed many, many other signs of being a genuine trans woman, and as a transgender man i can confidently say that she's not impersonating us. she's a monster, yes, but she's still a woman.

  • @dionthorn
    @dionthorn 5 місяців тому +187

    "PDF file" had me laughing my ass off.

    • @Naptosis
      @Naptosis 5 місяців тому +3

      His DNA is full of typos, and his mind is completely uneditable.

  • @andie4464
    @andie4464 5 місяців тому +7

    Man I did not expect to see my trolling appear in a turkey tom video

    • @parakodraws
      @parakodraws 22 дні тому +3

      holy shit it’s you

    • @andie4464
      @andie4464 22 дні тому +1

      @@parakodraws unfortunately 😭

  • @MeiMei...
    @MeiMei... 3 місяці тому +8

    Linda is my favorite part of this rabbit hole 😂🤣

  • @DjDeadpig
    @DjDeadpig 5 місяців тому +320

    The chans and SA forums may have bred many lolcows like Cyraxx and Chris Chan, but I swear in the next 5 or so years, Tik Tok will be the new breeding ground for cows potentially worse than Rax or Chris.

    • @moufronn
      @moufronn 5 місяців тому +9

      moufronn

    • @youtubeuser206
      @youtubeuser206 5 місяців тому +43

      Youre confusing discussion boards with a lolcows platform.. kiwifarms will always be the preeminent place to archive lolcows, and ya tiktok has already produced some gems like daniel larson

    • @ClassifiedDocz
      @ClassifiedDocz 5 місяців тому +18

      The delusion is more powerful on TikTok

    • @Officerdown76
      @Officerdown76 5 місяців тому +12

      Nah cyraxx is way worse if you actually do research into him that Tom failed to do. You would truly understand cyraxx is the worst.

    • @emipexu2779
      @emipexu2779 5 місяців тому +14

      I regularly use tik tok and this has already been a thing. Most of the users are kids who don’t even know what a lolcow is. History repeats itself lmao

  • @kr3642
    @kr3642 5 місяців тому +202

    Jupiters mom not teaching him that he cant sexually assault people is pure neglect. A lot of this is her fault.

    • @massivel
      @massivel 5 місяців тому +43

      lets not forget that his dad was also there and did next to nothing

    • @kr3642
      @kr3642 5 місяців тому +16

      @@massivel He doesn't get to slide away from criticism either if he was in Jupiter's life

    • @Luis519RS
      @Luis519RS 5 місяців тому

      The drug addict mom, or the foster one that went your brother molested you but we are giving him another chance?

    • @editedbyern
      @editedbyern 4 місяці тому

      @@kr3642he litterally told his daughter to slap the dog shit out of him, and hes the reason jupiter got kicked out the house, he did all he needed to do, and his daughter would likely be dead if it wasnt for him

  • @nickwilliams6621
    @nickwilliams6621 Місяць тому +4

    The paranormal is legit. Went through it for over a year with my then gf at the time. No it wasn't cool, nor was it fun... nor is it anything like the movies. I'll just leave it at that. Got 0 sleep due to constant knocking that wouldn't stop until I'd get my camera. Walls, door, roof, bed-head, you name it.
    The feeling you got was like being a few inches infront of an enemy you can't see that wants to rip your face off.
    *Those who are sceptics, I hope it stays that way.*

    • @rustyshackleford7265
      @rustyshackleford7265 Місяць тому +1

      I would get visited almost nightly for a little over a year. It's terrifying and I didn't tell a soul for fear they would question my sanity. Not sure why it started or how it stopped but I'm happy it did stop.
      Stay strong and God bless

  • @aloncohen6169
    @aloncohen6169 5 місяців тому +21

    I truly think the foster mother is at fault for a lot of the issues with Jupiter. Speaking from my experience growing up as an autistic individual, my parents helped me a lot in finding out what is best for me, but I was never babied. Aside from being in a special needs class most of my time in school I was raised like any other child, but the biggest difference between my parents his is that when I had to be held accountable, I was. Now I'm happy and well-liked by my friends and he's a miserable creep, so I think what I said definitely has some merit.
    Tldr; if your children do something wrong, don't just dismiss it.

  • @ambercastagna5005
    @ambercastagna5005 5 місяців тому +567

    I have been watching this vicariously through Linda, I cannot believe that you are covering him. I’ve been waiting for a deep dive. Thank you!

    • @moufronn
      @moufronn 5 місяців тому +19

      moufronn

    • @lindboknifeandtool
      @lindboknifeandtool 5 місяців тому +18

      @@moufronnlegendary sighting

    • @TheMainChannelViewer
      @TheMainChannelViewer 5 місяців тому +2

      Does anyone know what a lolcow is?

    • @artificiallyflavord5588
      @artificiallyflavord5588 5 місяців тому

      piece of shit people on the internet find people who have been abused, have mental health issues, or have something wrong in their lives and they "milk them for lols" which just ends up making it spiral worse and worse until they do something extreme @@TheMainChannelViewer

    • @carlmclaggne
      @carlmclaggne 5 місяців тому +36

      ​​@@TheMainChannelViewer basically someone on the internet who makes content which, to them, is serious but no one else takes them seriously. - they think theyre liked/admired but everyone is making fun of them w/o them realising

  • @anachronism5271
    @anachronism5271 5 місяців тому +41

    ...did he just say "most people call her twilight" about a rarity plush?? i swear to god that's rarity.

  • @OkamiSamaa
    @OkamiSamaa 5 місяців тому +8

    Im glad you credited underflow, guy was only tiny when i found him less thank 9k subs and his jupiter content was really groundbreakijg for this story ♡ we need to see jupiter getting serious help, or seclusion because he is a danger sadly to society.. Its a rly sad story how he came to be like that but.. This is what its come to

  • @scotch4890
    @scotch4890 4 місяці тому +4

    Damnit man, I’m not on Twitter or TikTok I don’t usually watch this channel but now these videos are getting suggested and they are real good, but the content is always things I wouldn’t wish knowing on my worst enemy.

  • @minoritydestroyer69
    @minoritydestroyer69 5 місяців тому +659

    Tom's the type of guy to goon himself into a vegetative state.

    • @moufronn
      @moufronn 5 місяців тому +32

      moufronn

    • @ARandomComment123
      @ARandomComment123 5 місяців тому

      @@moufronntbh

    • @Blooperzz
      @Blooperzz 5 місяців тому +7

      why hello old friend.. :D@@moufronn

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx 5 місяців тому +38

      This is a really strange thing to say about someone

    • @moufronn
      @moufronn 5 місяців тому +5

      @@Blooperzz moufronn

  • @theanthropiceyedolatry
    @theanthropiceyedolatry 5 місяців тому +207

    Dude, that wasn’t a ghost that dragged him into that building, that was a person. It sounds like grownup at his school dragged into a room, hit him over the head and he misremembered it as a “ghost.”

    • @Spookdookin
      @Spookdookin 5 місяців тому +18

      Ghosts are people too.

    • @coolwarfare
      @coolwarfare 5 місяців тому +4

      If so poor guy

    • @CodeeXD
      @CodeeXD 5 місяців тому

      Bruh what

    • @operationcampfire
      @operationcampfire 5 місяців тому +19

      or he made it up like the majority of things he says

    • @stoplewding2901
      @stoplewding2901 5 місяців тому

      Abuse does that to you, mentally.

  • @Colts92-ve2nl
    @Colts92-ve2nl 4 місяці тому +4

    Anyone claiming their “eyes change colors” is a red flag. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

  • @oortboxtv
    @oortboxtv 4 місяці тому +7

    Props to you for being able to both make a documentary about a lolcow and get paid by a law firm at the same

  • @CAPTSPAULDING-se3fw
    @CAPTSPAULDING-se3fw 5 місяців тому +51

    This guy is a danger, not a lolcow.

  • @sliqqy..
    @sliqqy.. 5 місяців тому +86

    “When you smoke so many cigs you end up messaging a minor” lmao

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 11 днів тому

      As you do...

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 11 днів тому

      Ooh, ooh: "Top shelf zaza made him moving like an invasive specie."

  • @clintonmullins9132
    @clintonmullins9132 4 місяці тому +6

    Toms videos are the reason I don’t feel bad about sitting inside playing video games all day when I’m not working 🤣

  • @user-hb2il9ju7w
    @user-hb2il9ju7w 2 місяці тому +2

    All this video does is to convince me that the Internet is a MENTAL WARD without walls.

  • @KendlickLama
    @KendlickLama 5 місяців тому +62

    I remember when back in the day when Jupiter was just another planet and "tiktok" was just the sound of a clock…simpler times…

    • @Sarah-xd5cq
      @Sarah-xd5cq 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂oh yes…i miss that time

    • @00RoxPink
      @00RoxPink Місяць тому

      Yea back in the days when pedos didn't exist?

    • @KendlickLama
      @KendlickLama Місяць тому

      @@00RoxPink yea know, pedos always existed. The internet just made them finding their targets easier

  • @warlis4767
    @warlis4767 5 місяців тому +185

    The guy literally looks like a result of his parents being siblings with like 10% of the delusions of chris chan.

  • @Sheebbz
    @Sheebbz 5 місяців тому +6

    Home boy really just looked up Vampire Dragon and used the first image. Yes, Malzeno is the first image when you look up Vampire Dragon lmao.

  • @TheBlejac
    @TheBlejac 5 місяців тому +5

    You're fast becoming my top5 channels. Powerful stuff.

  • @alexandralite835
    @alexandralite835 5 місяців тому +87

    Linda has a deeper voice than Jupiter.

    • @spoike7027
      @spoike7027 4 місяці тому +20

      That's a dude bruh

    • @Hanna_Stefanowska
      @Hanna_Stefanowska 2 місяці тому +1

      Because that's a guy lol
      Every man who pretends to be a woman sounds like a gay dude. High pitched on purpose but still masculine.

    • @montyzfuntimez8262
      @montyzfuntimez8262 2 місяці тому +2

      @@spoike7027 i know right i was very confused when turkeytom kept calling him a she was like maybe turkeytom doesnt know the difference? quiet shocking.

    • @DeltaStormYT
      @DeltaStormYT 2 місяці тому

      @@montyzfuntimez8262 It's a character and obviously going with it. What, do you want with every sentence Turkey Tom after referencing Linda Binda go ("who is actually a dude playing a character named Linda, whos real identity is X ") . When speaking of SpongeBob, do you Say He? Probably. HoW CoUlD yOu Be So Stupid YoU CaNT TeLl The DiFfReNcE bEtWeN a BoY aNd A sPoNgE LiKe MaYbE yOU DoNt KnOwTHe DiFfRenCe ? QuItE ShiOcKiNg

  • @sunkuz
    @sunkuz 5 місяців тому +56

    The look on Lindas face when Jupiter said their kids would be "nearly human looking"

  • @infinitefun527
    @infinitefun527 4 місяці тому +3

    bro's a hellsing character
    the type to instantly die via Alucard taking a walk

  • @thestreak9249
    @thestreak9249 5 місяців тому +4

    Out of all the Videos you've made this is by far the most entertaining

  • @elledotcom4437
    @elledotcom4437 5 місяців тому +228

    Honestly, from day 1 i knew that jupiter was like that because a parent coddled him for his autism. The same exact thing happened to my cousin, though not to quite such an extreme degree. He was diagnosed with autism when he was a little kid, so of course, he cant be held responsible for his actions anymore. It's gotten to the point where hes assaulted school faculty as an adult and somehow managed to get off completely free. His grandmother who did all the coddling grew to be so terrified of him that she had to send him away. Just this christmas he was threatening me and telling me how he would kill me, but when I got up to defend myself, and especially when it came to blows, I ended up being the bad guy because hes autistic. However, my fanily can't even pull that card anymore because I was recently diagnosed with autism too, and I definitely don't act like that because it has nothing to do with autism.The single worst thing you can do to your child is not hold them accountable for their actions, because they will grow up to be a monster. You'll eventually get to a point where you can't handle what you've created, and the only thing you'll be able to do is watch as they do things like this. We're all essentially just waiting for my cousin to finally do the thing that won't get excused away for him, just like how we're all watching Jupiter

    • @ashno.3375
      @ashno.3375 5 місяців тому +12

      Spot on, m8.

    • @RNG-999
      @RNG-999 5 місяців тому

      I am so sorry for your struggles @elledotcom4437. I wish you the strength in continuing your battles.

    • @goobiedoobi
      @goobiedoobi 5 місяців тому

      Are you sure it isn't because of differing support needs lmao

    • @elledotcom4437
      @elledotcom4437 5 місяців тому

      @@goobiedoobi what do you mean?

    • @pentagrin4157
      @pentagrin4157 5 місяців тому +9

      No, its not because of differing support needs. I am an autistic who requires care (diagnosed as low functioning back when those terms were still being used) I was never coddled, the family I was with then was neglectful and abusive, I didn't get the proper care and help for my condition until I was almost 17, and even then the family I'm with now is NOT coddling of me and never have been. One of my sisters on the other hand has *no* autism, or any other condition for that matter, and she was coddled and spoiled to hell and back (golden child) and was allowed to get away with everything. Years later, she's become such a massive problem to where she's lied about predatory behavior from a male relative, that's not even going into the utter terror she had been growing up when everything was handed to her and nobody told her no. Different support needs isn't an excuse, I'd say I'm only slightly better with autism than the asswallop in this video and I still wasn't spoiled nor turned out like him. Some families are just really shitty and especially since Elledotcom4437's brother is male (I am assuming Elledotcom is a female) most parents see that as a 'easy way out' when it comes to raising their sons, since they barely parent them anyhow. @@goobiedoobi

  • @Nelvinkumar
    @Nelvinkumar 5 місяців тому +134

    Lesson: do not ever trust TikTok.

    • @Mister_Clean
      @Mister_Clean 5 місяців тому

      I'm convinced it's a Chinese psyop meant to destroy the West by giving these strange creatures exposure.
      Without TikTok, they would fade into obscurity. No other platform would give them this kind of popularity.

    • @Penguinman2.0
      @Penguinman2.0 5 місяців тому

      Tiktok=bad is 100% the message of this video

  • @meredithwatmough3782
    @meredithwatmough3782 4 місяці тому +2

    i have seen so many people with adhd and autism become lolcows. even though it has to do with their childhood rather than their disability, it scares me because i have both of those, and i can already see myself slowly treading down that path because of multiple mental illnesses. im still young so i may not become like that, but i feel as if i must hold a bit of fear in order to control myself.

  • @snailinyourear
    @snailinyourear 5 місяців тому +3

    this man literally reminds me of a guy i met in the psych ward who fully believed he was a wolf and would lie about almost everything in his life, he looks just like him too

  • @abbygamepop
    @abbygamepop 5 місяців тому +64

    Nah the Morgan and Morgan sponser caught me offguard I thought it was a joke lmao 😂

  • @shrekisurdad5969
    @shrekisurdad5969 5 місяців тому +72

    How did bro get sponsored by a law firm 🤣

    • @xxxxxxxxx1652
      @xxxxxxxxx1652 5 місяців тому +5

      a lot of youtubers are promoting this specific law firm, and so many law firms are expanding on youtube lol

    • @saraheb5080
      @saraheb5080 4 місяці тому

      @@xxxxxxxxx1652yeah it’s honestly genius. People don’t look at billboards anymore

  • @hellothere33306
    @hellothere33306 5 місяців тому +3

    I've been watching Linda's videos about Jupiter since Linda started making them so I was really excited to see you making a video about him.

  • @reisnoli
    @reisnoli 5 місяців тому +7

    One thing I can't stand is when people on the spectrum, or claim they are anyway, use that as an excuse to do terrible stuff because "they can't help it.".

  • @McQuiznos
    @McQuiznos 5 місяців тому +38

    The Morgan and Morgan ad was so unexpected, I thought it was a joke. In jackson ms where I work, all the billboards are spray painted saying “fool the people” instead of for the people, and paint clown hair and nose on the guy.
    Weird ad read. But Tom’s getting that money.

    • @llamaniaman4002
      @llamaniaman4002 5 місяців тому +1

      Morgan & Morgan have recently been sponsering a lot of UA-camrs and Podcasters, I've noticed.

    • @00RoxPink
      @00RoxPink Місяць тому

      Why do they get hate?

  • @allycinwunderland
    @allycinwunderland 5 місяців тому +73

    I've heard people say that sexual violence is common amongst people with autism but to be honest I don't think it's the autism. I think it's the parents ignoring the obvious signs of violence coming from their kids and other mental health issues

    • @madelynnking493
      @madelynnking493 5 місяців тому +23

      We can see exactly with Jupiter how he was enabled by his mother. She (and too many other parents) wouldn’t properly deal with her son’s dangerous behavior because she wrote it off as a symptom of his disabilities and assumed he wasn’t capable of learning any different. It is honestly so belittling and disrespectful of autistic people in general.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 5 місяців тому +27

      As an autistic person, I agree.
      When most people imagine an autistic person, they picture a child trapped inside the body of an adult. Some baby autistic adults so much that they convinced themselves that we can’t feel anything sexual, so warning signs are ignored until the autistic adult violates someone, and even then it’s blamed on the autism.

    • @fashioncat4806
      @fashioncat4806 5 місяців тому +4

      it's common amongst "people with autism" as in they are very likely to be the victims

    • @bulcanworks
      @bulcanworks 4 місяці тому +3

      mhm, as somebody who has been struggling to accept my autism diagnoses for years at this point, it’s really disheartening to know that we’re linked back to these kinds of behaviours because somebody’s mother decided to coddle their kid til they were spoiled rotten. I’m not trying to deny any statistics, i just sometimes wish that the loudest voice of a minority wasn’t always the worst and most vile. I *just* wish *this* wasn’t the default behavioural mascot for me, for us. people need to stop taking ‘it’s the autism, they aren’t autonomous, you can’t hold them accountable!’ as an excuse, it takes autonomy away from good people who know how to use it in contrast to the ones who get away with this foul shit.

  • @funnatopia704
    @funnatopia704 5 місяців тому +2

    I bet my 2 cents he was the kid in elementary and middle school who told everyone that he was really a wolf and would pretend to be one whenever possible.

  • @is34preteristforce
    @is34preteristforce 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for the warning. This guy needs to be brought to justice if he’s going to keep doing the same stuff he’s been doing this whole time.

  • @Noblesix84
    @Noblesix84 5 місяців тому +73

    It's good to know that, no matter how low I feel about myself, there's still those who are worse, living even deeper

  • @tehnemesis325guy
    @tehnemesis325guy 5 місяців тому +66

    Turkey Tom, I am an aspiring writer.
    The thought of someone growing something out of semen, and perpetuating that "culture" of bacteria is some H.P. Lovecraft, Bloodborne horror. He models inanimate objects and gives them his "rotten seed", creating life in "his images".
    Life truly is stranger than fiction.

    • @TheQuestionInAnswer
      @TheQuestionInAnswer 5 місяців тому +5

      The fuck was that!?

    • @tehnemesis325guy
      @tehnemesis325guy 5 місяців тому +9

      @@TheQuestionInAnswer what do you think his "homonculi" are? He's growing things from the mold in his pony jar.

    • @Va11idus
      @Va11idus 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@tehnemesis325guywtf are tou talking about? He's larping. You need help.

    • @TheQuestionInAnswer
      @TheQuestionInAnswer 5 місяців тому +7

      @@tehnemesis325guy That's fucking scary considered someone ACTUALLY made human life from a JAR.

    • @tehnemesis325guy
      @tehnemesis325guy 5 місяців тому

      @@Va11idus he's not LARPing, he's mentally ill enough to see the mold in his semen as progeny.

  • @I.Am.Nobody
    @I.Am.Nobody 2 місяці тому +3

    Nobody asking themselves why the lolcow didn't notice this 'LindaBinda' is a guy in a wig?

  • @IrelandAbu
    @IrelandAbu 5 місяців тому +1

    man the research you do for just a single video good lad

  • @ArmoredcoreGOTY2024
    @ArmoredcoreGOTY2024 5 місяців тому +54

    Bro I’m so early, Tom hasn’t even started levitating off his feet as the sweet scent of a freshly baked apple pie

  • @twilimidna_
    @twilimidna_ 5 місяців тому +188

    Vivienne Blair is a literal child star, she was in Star Wars and BirdBox. The person talking to him in chat was using a real childs name to talk to him. Thats disgusting

    • @jaredcollins2049
      @jaredcollins2049 5 місяців тому +49

      The spelling is wrong, the child actor is Vivien, the commenter is Vivienne. Might just be a wild coincidence.

    • @Eric0225
      @Eric0225 5 місяців тому +7

      i guess there can only be one Vivienne?

    • @gianni_schicchi
      @gianni_schicchi 5 місяців тому +2

      No it’s not. Nice glasses 😂

  • @oxylepy2
    @oxylepy2 Місяць тому +1

    As someone who has spent too much time reading on vampire mythology (like The Vampire Slayer's Field Guide to the Undead and the Encyclopedia of Vampire Mythology) it really hurts when people tell me they're into vampires because they usually aren't actually into them like I am, they're usually dellusional fantasists or into some post-Dracula family of fictional lore. Like, come on, there are so many cool cultural mythological creatures, why does everything need to be Rice-ian or Twilight, or World of Darkness?

  • @TruthTeller-pq9sl
    @TruthTeller-pq9sl Місяць тому +2

    He's back on tiktok. Under a ShadowRaven account. And is currently still waring with Anonymous threatening to 'sue' them. Asking minors to give him a 'second' chance. WE DO NOT FORGIVE WE DO NOT FORGET IT IS TO LATE TO EXPECT US, CORBIN.

    • @Ford17x
      @Ford17x 19 днів тому +1

      You guys and him are like a fake dateline, I know he's a nut job but do you have real proof he's a pedo? I mean slander can ruin his life and yours, he's to stupid to know the law but I've sued people for slander and even took a person's house from them because of there slander, it was very satisfying watching my enemy and his family be homeless lol but in reality if you had actual proof he would be behind bars, he has no charges whatsoever filed, pending or anything....and it's been years....

  • @najadamu2724
    @najadamu2724 5 місяців тому +30

    This guy is like a less famous version of Chris Chan. Even has the coddling mother in comparison.

  • @cgoodwin256
    @cgoodwin256 5 місяців тому +66

    If some dude in a wig and librarian glasses says your actions are reprehensible, you messed up.

  • @ShockedHearts
    @ShockedHearts 4 місяці тому +2

    I dont understand how people can get like this.

    • @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307
      @thedesensitizedsympathizer5307 3 місяці тому

      Humans are be default. Insane, violent and sadistic. As we are raised and learn morals and disapline, we become something else. We lose our true self and become civil people.

  • @iloveujerzy7534
    @iloveujerzy7534 5 місяців тому +2

    USING THE AQWORLDS PICTURE OF A LYCAN-VAMP IS SO BASED. BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES. SUBBED

  • @panna7241
    @panna7241 5 місяців тому +53

    He kinda looks like dream if he'd gotten the recessive genes

  • @thedillest6123
    @thedillest6123 5 місяців тому +84

    Seeing this guy makes me feel better about where I am at 25😂

    • @CowToes
      @CowToes 5 місяців тому +25

      Yeah. That's the beauty of lolcows. They make me very aware that even if I think I've hit bottom, there is always more bottom.

    • @christianhurst7087
      @christianhurst7087 5 місяців тому +11

      I feel like a dumbass pretty much all day every day at the age of 28. This guy makes me feel like I'm 40.

    • @henzoko5946
      @henzoko5946 5 місяців тому +2

      Why do you think im watching lol. Im 33

  • @noway4435
    @noway4435 Місяць тому

    This is crazy because I remember being recommended the first couple videos where he shows his house is haunted, and I remember everyone was taking him completely seriously. Never heard from him again, now to find out all this was going on after

  • @nexaentertainment2764
    @nexaentertainment2764 3 дні тому +1

    "High on nicotine"
    I had to do a double take at that one lol

  • @ded2thaworld963
    @ded2thaworld963 5 місяців тому +58

    I wanna put this guy and Chrischan in a room together and just see what happens.

    • @scumbagjesus999
      @scumbagjesus999 5 місяців тому +14

      Fishtank live with only lolcows

    • @OriginalContent89
      @OriginalContent89 5 місяців тому

      ​@@scumbagjesus999I would pay so much money to see that!

    • @joetazuna9303
      @joetazuna9303 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@scumbagjesus999ok ngl 😂 I'd watch that

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 2 місяці тому

      A German lolcow (Drachenlord) recently talked about wanting to create a nudist living community. I bet chrischan and this freak would love to be part of that lmao

    • @lustiferius
      @lustiferius 4 години тому

      Probably they would start having sex

  • @notatrollll
    @notatrollll 5 місяців тому +45

    Whats scary is compared to chris chan this guy is sooooo much more aggressive and clearly snaps during any verbal slight. I FULLY believe his sisters testimony, as it makes complete sense. Untreated autism without limit setting combined with early sexual and physical abuse leads to almost sociopathic uncaring to psychopathic dark thoughts of wanting to inflict sexual and physical harm to vulnerable people. This guy really is going to hurt people.

  • @abbeygilliam8138
    @abbeygilliam8138 Місяць тому +2

    Not a good day to be named Abbey