The TikTok Lolcow Who Thinks He's A Vampire

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2023
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  • @TurkeyTom

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  • @splithead6370

    From the amount of gooning and MLP this guy displays, it is pretty certain to say that he is the proud owner of a pony jar

  • @Interloper783

    Tom's the kind of guy that will make lolcow content on UA-cam and end up with a sponsor from a law firm

  • @spookyboi4784

    This hour of accurate vampire lore has taught me a lot. The most important is that I could likely fight this vampire with a bar of soap

  • @tickletenders

    I remember when the word goon meant henchman and not an excessive lamp rubber.

  • @BulletShogun

    why do they always have that voice

  • @Beute_Der_Strade

    The way Jupiter describes himself especially his eyes has the same energy as a little girl at the public pool describing what kind of mermaid they are while playing.

  • @SwaggyG_2102

    Following the creation of TikTok, it feels much more easier for people to be made into potential lolcows.

  • @CookiePieMonster

    A wolf/Vampire/Demon/Dragon is so creatively bankrupt that just hearing it was almost enough to end my interest in all of these creatures simultaneously.

  • @tomfooly
    @tomfooly  +975

    Feel bad bc I teach at a school for trauma victims, drug babies, adopted children, all emotional and functional disabilities and this dude has the same exact blue print as them. I feel like if he had adequate support growing up that addressed his trauma and developmental delays, he wouldn’t have come out like this. This dude def was alone for too long and it’s crazy the world sucks you in and spits you out acting so deplorably.

  • @MichaelSteltzer

    "he was high off nicotine" wow bro

  • @Teristar1
    @Teristar1  +581

    His permanently greasey, unwashed hair was a constant source of gross distraction. Jesus Christ dude, it's called a shower.

  • @jameswallen9219

    Chris-Chan enters the room in a shower of rainbows and sparkles

  • @JK-gm6kk

    "Leave me alone, people" he said, broadcasting his presence to the entire world on social media

  • @twes003
    @twes003  +74

    Why does Jupiter sound exactly like you expect a guy like him to sound💀

  • @n00bJesus
    @n00bJesus  +219

    they call him Jupiter because he is as physically big and round as the planet itself, you see.

  • @ghostlycupid

    Honestly shout out to Linda for being able to stomach such deranged creep because anyone else would've just given up after one conversation with this guy

  • @TalosLivesAgain

    Why does he sound like he never reached puberty

  • @crabmansteve6844

    "High off nicotine" is easily my favorite excuse of all time.

  • @silverflight01

    You have to admit, Linda did a pretty good job enduring all of that