This So-Called History Book is Insultingly Inaccurate

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  • @Scorcho44
    @Scorcho44 5 років тому +2477

    Between their musket rifles, 5 shots every minute, and their dual pistol loadouts, someone please nerf the British Army.

    • @pablojereznavarro8165
      @pablojereznavarro8165 5 років тому +158

      The rule Britania exe. video has been shown to be accurate by this book aparently

    • @zacharymohammadi
      @zacharymohammadi 5 років тому +149

      Don’t worry they will be nerfed in balance patch 19.4.8

    • @Nemesismaker
      @Nemesismaker 5 років тому +92

      @@zacharymohammadi First a few buffs in 18.0.5 and 18.1.2

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 5 років тому +74

      @@Nemesismaker Oh and let's not forget the buff in 19.0.9 when they introduced the 'Mad minute' ability to British riflemen.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 5 років тому +27

      @@Nemesismaker Those were mostly naval buffs though.

  • @Suomismg
    @Suomismg 5 років тому +2993

    "When facing the soldiers of the British army, the worst fear of the Colonial infantry soldier was the mg-42."

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 років тому +34

      Suomismg wot? Whose colonial infantry......and when?

    • @Suomismg
      @Suomismg 5 років тому +277

      @@nickjung7394 Just thought the book might as well start making up things like that. Like the meme picture with Roman legionaries using machine guns.

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 5 років тому +172

      Wasn't this around the time when the British army started to deploy tanks in large numbers?

    • @Suomismg
      @Suomismg 5 років тому +94

      @@jwadaow The first deployment of Challenger tanks was funky.

    • @seanconnolly3686
      @seanconnolly3686 4 роки тому +10

      The pop ups don't work in that book.

  • @fordygames3770
    @fordygames3770 3 роки тому +1051

    the whole "red coats to hide blood" misconception has always puzzled me, like why would you not want to see where the blood is. sure makes it easier to treat a wound if you know where it is

    • @nm-cp4ck
      @nm-cp4ck 3 роки тому +76

      because that way the enemy won't know they hit you, and will continue shooting you until they run out of shot

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 3 роки тому +158

      @@nm-cp4ck "stop ! stop ! He is already dead !!"

    • @nm-cp4ck
      @nm-cp4ck 3 роки тому +63

      @damon gant maybe they're just resting though. probably pretty tiring, all that marching and fighting

    • @amkrause2004
      @amkrause2004 3 роки тому +34

      I figured they wore red so their generals could easily see their troops during combat.

    • @nm-cp4ck
      @nm-cp4ck 3 роки тому +57

      @@amkrause2004 yeah, and to help distinguish each other through the smoke and chaos of battle. Worked a lot better when fighting a conventional enemy than a guerilla force like the Americans

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 5 років тому +4133

    Imagine if 500 years from now, a historian/archeologist digs up something from our era and it's Brandon roasting even earlier historians.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 років тому +393

      That would be hillarious
      The worst part is I can imagine that happening as well.
      I can't remember when I saw it but there was some roman historian who's work was dug up basically roasting the fuck out of Herodotus.
      F

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 5 років тому +21

      @Moritami Kamikara lol

    • @clumsycommissar5260
      @clumsycommissar5260 5 років тому +17

      Moritami Kamikara
      Do you have the name? I want to read it!

    • @poopsiepop4179
      @poopsiepop4179 5 років тому +20

      Semi Fully Automatic

    • @joehayes9933
      @joehayes9933 5 років тому +11

      So Polybius?

  • @coltonfalletti6360
    @coltonfalletti6360 5 років тому +2799

    Guess who gave him the book, guys. Glad you all enjoyed it, lol

    • @BrandonF
      @BrandonF  5 років тому +750

      Why did you do this to me? To all of us?

    • @henleinkosh2613
      @henleinkosh2613 5 років тому +180

      @@BrandonF He is doing good work. He saw a problem and directed it towards someone who was in a position to do something about it. If we are lucky another yt channel will pick this up and it'll spread to the point where people making decisions about what kind of books are used to educate children about history might have to take notice, and actually improve what is being taught.

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 5 років тому +23

      Thank you for exposing the rebels' folly.
      LoL

    • @dmman33
      @dmman33 5 років тому +7

      That was awesome! More please!

    • @1TruNub
      @1TruNub 5 років тому +8

      Grabs the popcorn

  • @DrForrester87
    @DrForrester87 5 років тому +807

    "American pirates" No, no, we called them privateers so that made all the piracy ok.

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 5 років тому +75

      Do you not know standard, we have honest privateers, the enemy have dishonest pirats....

    • @ex-navyspook
      @ex-navyspook 5 років тому +19

      ...of course, I think the French were calling English privateers "pirates" a few years prior.

    • @stevenbass732
      @stevenbass732 4 роки тому +25

      How lame. All countries had privateers in use. Captain Kidd was a privateer until he took over a Spanish ship after the war ended.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 4 роки тому +8

      Not like the british didnt do the same.

    • @Holozon
      @Holozon 3 роки тому +7

      well i think elizabeth startet this whole privateer thing with drake

  • @menschman1464
    @menschman1464 5 років тому +2174

    *british soldiers had the finest doctors to treat them*
    British doctor: well old boy, I see you’ve got a stubbed toe
    GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THE LEG

    • @ajc9941
      @ajc9941 5 років тому +112

      I bet blood letting would help, let me gash open this artery. (Edit corrected autocorrect)

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 5 років тому +49

      I think Brandon should make battlefield medicine for the 18th century.
      I think Master and Commander, the novel series at least, who were glad that they had an actual doctor rather than some idiots even if he did have to resort to amputations from time to time (also addicted to cocaine).

    • @pablojereznavarro8165
      @pablojereznavarro8165 5 років тому +36

      *AMPUTATION IT IS*
      [Pre-industrial surgery music slowly playing]

    • @menschman1464
      @menschman1464 5 років тому +33

      I’ve been to the exact spot in Gettysburg where two confederate soldiers had to steal all of their doctors supplies because he would habitually get super high off of opium and pass out in a ditch away from camp instead of treating the men

    • @menschman1464
      @menschman1464 5 років тому +11

      Also in the ACW both sides often had so many wounded and dead that men with minor treatable injuries could just lay in a field for days, get infected or dehydrated and die.

  • @samuelbousfield4342
    @samuelbousfield4342 5 років тому +2042

    Someone writes a historically inaccurate children's book.
    Brandon F: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*

    • @pablojereznavarro8165
      @pablojereznavarro8165 5 років тому +35

      Innacurate History content: *exist*
      Brandon: *I'm about to end this man's whole SUBJECT*

    • @ottersirotten4290
      @ottersirotten4290 5 років тому +15

      @colin minhinnick immagine Mel Gibson being outraged about historical inaccuracys :D thanks for the laugh

    • @ethans7588
      @ethans7588 5 років тому +23

      @Oliver Eales Considering the subject, people have a responsibility to teach children the accurate truth. If it was Dr. Seuss then it wouldn't really matter.

    • @fredricknoe3114
      @fredricknoe3114 5 років тому +15

      Well Monica is probably a womans name, so he ended that WOMANS whole career.

    • @TheIndianaGeoff
      @TheIndianaGeoff 5 років тому +2

      I'm going to correct the incorrect book, by getting epaulets wrong and having to correct it with a text overlay in the first 4 minutes.

  • @theodurnayne3874
    @theodurnayne3874 4 роки тому +333

    "trained to load and fire 5 rounds a minute."
    *Sharpe nuts on his splatter gaiters in the distance*

    • @lufsolitaire5351
      @lufsolitaire5351 3 роки тому +26

      Ironically they probably watched an episode of Sharpe and assumed spit/tap loading was an actual thing.

    • @theodurnayne3874
      @theodurnayne3874 3 роки тому +14

      @@lufsolitaire5351 i think all the muzzleloaders out there wished it was a thing. 5 shots a minute is ridiculous 😂

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet 2 роки тому +12

      Sir Henry Simmerson: Wellesley, ha! Wellesley don't know what makes a good soldier! Not many do. Do you know what makes a good soldier Mister Sharpe?
      Sharpe: Yes, Sir.
      Sir Henry Simmerson: And what makes a good soldier, Sharpe?
      Sharpe: The ability to fire *three* rounds a minute in any weather, sir.

    • @starmnsixty1209
      @starmnsixty1209 2 роки тому

      Do English males have gonads? News to females everywhere, I'm sure. I suggest trying to grow some testicles. Maybe you would be worth listening to then...

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому

      Movie!Sharpe can do that, but that's because he's Sean Bleeding Bean

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079
    @thevoidlookspretty7079 5 років тому +1504

    When you’re so angry at bad history that you slip into German.

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 5 років тому +124

      he's so angry at bad history that he slips an innacurate map of germany in the 1800s

    • @eduardowalsh9418
      @eduardowalsh9418 5 років тому +64

      Western Prussia
      Eastern Prussia
      It's a German Tradition to split the country

    • @Ekvitarius
      @Ekvitarius 4 роки тому +33

      Jamm6 the borders in that map are from 1815 superimposed onto an area corresponding to modern Germany. It completely leaves out East Prussia and the rest which were all majority German at the time.

    • @jonathanscott7372
      @jonathanscott7372 4 роки тому +15

      There was no map of German until 1871, Germany was many independent states! Where I live was part of Baden and before 1806 part of Austria!

    • @jonathanscott7372
      @jonathanscott7372 4 роки тому +2

      @ So in the Napoleonic wars, Baden fought with Napoleon as well as other German states, and Prussia fought against Napoleon. What side was the Holy Roman Empire on? The Holy Roma Empire was nominal, and included areas not part of Germany or spoke German.

  • @lukeporras1288
    @lukeporras1288 5 років тому +524

    18th Century British Soldier: * get's in close and drops his "rifle" *
    * Pulls out pistols *
    "So anyway, I started blasting"

    • @rookmaster7502
      @rookmaster7502 5 років тому +23

      Like something out of a Hollywood movie script. Perhaps that is where the author got the idea of each British soldier carrying two pistols into battle.

    • @MandyJMaddison
      @MandyJMaddison 5 років тому +10

      Blasting pistols - "Bang!"
      ...................................."Bang!"
      Sh*t! Now where's me f***king bayonet!"

    • @honeybadger6348
      @honeybadger6348 5 років тому +12

      @@MandyJMaddison Well after that they'd pull out their 2 Uzi's and after that their pump action shotguns

    • @averylividmoose3599
      @averylividmoose3599 5 років тому +6

      *Drop musket*
      >Quartermaster sees
      queue to benny hill theme and QM chasing soldier round the battlefield

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 5 років тому +1

      Dragoons had carbine, saber, and a pair of pistols so that could make sense

  • @LowBudgetHistory
    @LowBudgetHistory 5 років тому +523

    I have never seen such an articulate and passionate hatred for a children's book.

    • @Guido-Fawkes
      @Guido-Fawkes 2 роки тому +11

      Lie is lie, tiktok is shit

    • @lilschlagen
      @lilschlagen 2 роки тому +8

      *Cough Cough* (The Poisonous Mushroom) *Cough Cough*

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 2 роки тому +14

      The book is nowhere near as bad as the movie, "Pearl Harbor".

    • @ThommyofThenn
      @ThommyofThenn Рік тому +3

      ​@@raypurchase801it sucks from a filmmaking and acting perspective also

    • @DrCruel
      @DrCruel 4 місяці тому +4

      @@raypurchase801 Luckily the US cinema produced *The Patriot* to clear up any such historical errors.

  • @weownthenight8565
    @weownthenight8565 5 років тому +775

    The cherry on top would be: “Both armies, even by 18th century standards, were barbaric compared to that of Prussia. An army known for its kind officers, semi formal atmosphere, and ice cream socials whether they won or lost the battle.”

    • @stupidperson9250
      @stupidperson9250 5 років тому +90

      In Scandinavia we had a tradition of both parties combatants feasting together after the battle

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 4 роки тому +57

      @@stupidperson9250 That would be a good tradition. Make the war a lot shorter, once you real8ze the enemy are in fact, humans.

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 роки тому +27

      Secret Baguette
      Ewwwww, thats not good for business.
      I need people to shoot at each other with *my* guns that *they* bought for as long as possible, not skulk around and bankrupt it by not murdering each other!

    • @secretbaguette
      @secretbaguette 4 роки тому +5

      @@retardcorpsman But the business of killing people is never a good one to be in, for we tend to avoid such drastic action until it is nescescary, leading to large swaths where no one is looking to buy the pew-pew tubes.

    • @retardcorpsman
      @retardcorpsman 4 роки тому +7

      Secret Baguette
      Oh, I never looked at that way actually.....I kinda forgot the long term.
      Ah that’s it! I shall sell guns that dont kill people and break down easily! I shall call them non-lethal firearms and civilians/soldiers alike shall love their efficiency!

  • @alaskaball188
    @alaskaball188 5 років тому +1718

    "The british are coming!"
    Me: *pulls out Musket Rifle and starts to shoot 5 bullets per minute*

    • @mrmoth26
      @mrmoth26 5 років тому +114

      Level 15 mafia boss.

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL 5 років тому +98

      Echo *Drops Musket Rifle and whips out two pistols*

    • @Marcus-eb2vn
      @Marcus-eb2vn 5 років тому +53

      So anyway... I started blasting!

    • @vincentheartland2088
      @vincentheartland2088 4 роки тому +25

      I like how you snuck in the anachronistic "bullet"

    • @zxbzxbzxb1
      @zxbzxbzxb1 4 роки тому +35

      @@vincentheartland2088 Forgive him for he doesn't have the balls...

  • @dashiellharrison4070
    @dashiellharrison4070 4 роки тому +217

    Reminds me of a time I was doing thesis research in the UK. I commented on a mural in a museum depicting Anglo-Saxon warriors in a phalanx-like formation and asked the curator how the museum had settled on depicting Anglo-Saxons fighting with over-lapping shields instead of a more open order formation. He just looked at me and told me that the museum considered itself to have done a good job if visitors left knowing who the Anglo-Saxons were.

    • @davidbarr9343
      @davidbarr9343 3 роки тому +16

      The formation you refer to is called a "shield wall" and was a common way of fighting in that period.

    • @dashiellharrison4070
      @dashiellharrison4070 3 роки тому +37

      @@davidbarr9343 Sure, terms you could translate as shield wall ("scyldbur" in the poem The Battle of Maldon and "bordwael" in the poem The Battle of Brunanburh") turn up in Anglo Saxon literature, but I've yet to see any evidence that that means that people were fighting with overlapping shields. What evidence we have of shields from that period indicate that they were *really* different from that of the specialized hoplite phalanx-fighting shield (much lighter and flimsier, held with a center boss grip instead of hanging on the arm, and probably a little smaller in diameter, although it's hard to say for sure) but people hear "shield wall" and assume it must mean "hoplite-style phalanx." It's possible that's what it means, but I've yet to see much in the way of evidence, and most of the experiments I've heard about that pit an overlapping shield formation against guys in open order see the the close order guys get picked off by opponents who are better able to maneuver and wield their weapons. It's still entirely possible that a "scyldbur" did mean some kind of phalanx, but I want to see some evidence before I accept it as truth.

    • @davidbarr9343
      @davidbarr9343 3 роки тому +14

      @@dashiellharrison4070 I agree with you that the evidence for "overlapping shields" is bare. Many armies of the period did fight in close order battle lines hence "shield wall". I also totally agree with you that a disciplined army fighting in open order would have a decided advantage against any opponent relying on a "phalanx style" way of combat. I think the Romans proved that when they conquered Greece. Thank you for your insight as I wasn't aware of the information you gave in the first line of your reply. I have saved your comment so as I can find out a bit more on the poem etc. You learn something new every day!

    • @jeremypnet
      @jeremypnet 2 роки тому +8

      @@dashiellharrison4070 there are several depictions of the shield wall being used at Hastings in the Bayeux Tapestry. Obviously, it’s not the same as a phalanx but the English did use it with some success in the period. They might even have won at Hastings if they hadn’t broken ranks when they thought the Normans were in flight.

    • @dashiellharrison4070
      @dashiellharrison4070 2 роки тому +2

      @@davidbarr9343 Happy to help! It really fascinating stuff.

  • @compassionatetraveler8625
    @compassionatetraveler8625 5 років тому +543

    Two pistols, is every single British soldier John Wick!?

    • @viracocha6093
      @viracocha6093 5 років тому +38

      Nah, they’re just fans of Halo 2

    • @thewholehorse7140
      @thewholehorse7140 5 років тому +22

      I just had a image of a British Soldier whipping out his pistols and deul wielding them Wild West mode 😂

    • @madcourier6217
      @madcourier6217 5 років тому +2

      @@viracocha6093 At least they didn't get access to battle rifles...

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 5 років тому +8

      It interesting that they claim the soldier had 2 pistols but forgot to include them in the picture.

    • @lukatomas9465
      @lukatomas9465 5 років тому

      No, they were German reiter from the 16th century.

  • @LesliePiper
    @LesliePiper 5 років тому +445

    "The Finest Army in the world"
    means
    "My ENEMY was the best in the world .... and I BEAT HIM"

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss 5 років тому +60

      When he had two hands tied behind the back thanks to being forced into global war by the French...

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 5 років тому +1

      Andrew Barnett Took a few decades, but yeah

    • @arnocharrier3438
      @arnocharrier3438 5 років тому +31

      Reminds me of something... Oh! Julius Caesar's Bellum Gallicum! "The Gauls were brave and fiersome warriors and they outnumbered us but we won anyway..."

    • @urlichwichmann6456
      @urlichwichmann6456 4 роки тому +8

      @@arnocharrier3438 interesting, I've seen already finest german divisions and finest german planes in ww2, finest British army in american war of independence and now you say, this propaganda meme is even older.

    • @arnocharrier3438
      @arnocharrier3438 4 роки тому +21

      @@urlichwichmann6456 yeah that's one of the oldest propaganda trick, if you want to show how good of a general you are or how well trained your soldiers are, you show the ennemy as the best warriors of the world... (In the case of Ceasar, I think it worth saying that he shows off a LOT, but he came very close to defeat at Alesia).

  • @nolanolivier6791
    @nolanolivier6791 5 років тому +125

    An American who wears a poppy in November? As a British veteran, I salute and thank you.

    • @starmnsixty1209
      @starmnsixty1209 2 роки тому

      Don't thank me, pal. Thank the shades of those in the US Congress who howled so loudly for US entry into the first world war. Those and the foolish Japanese Empire in WW Two. In short, get ****ed.

  • @TenderWhale
    @TenderWhale 5 років тому +316

    UA-cam: Wanna watch half an hour of a guy roasting a history book?
    Me: yes, please and thank you

  • @kairo7226
    @kairo7226 5 років тому +463

    Muskets : *Exist*
    Rifles : *Exist*
    Author : It’s free real estate

  • @noobuswonder6547
    @noobuswonder6547 4 роки тому +632

    Something's that really grind my gears about the whole "against the greatest empire in the world" thing.
    1. We were very much a naval power, our power came from our ships. While only maintaining a professional but small army compared to other European powers.
    2. It makes it sound like we poured absolutely everything we had, sent every army we had to stop the revolution. Yeah no we still had an empire to maintain and other enemies to contend with.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому +124

      It's so common for American history books to ignore that the conflict was global in scale; India, the Caribbean, Indonesia, Spain. The biggest action was the siege of Gibraltar. The last action was the siege of Cuddalore. The British needed help from Hesse, from American loyalists, from native Americans, from Indian Sepoys, and they were up against Spain, the Netherlands, France, Mysore, the native Americans on the Patriot side, the Marathas, etc.

    • @ShinM.
      @ShinM. 3 роки тому +3

      "We"?

    • @Portaldog
      @Portaldog 3 роки тому +88

      @@ShinM. British people use UA-cam…

    • @ShinM.
      @ShinM. 3 роки тому +14

      @@Portaldog British people who were alive during that era are alive and use UA-cam? Wow. Didn't realize that you folks had such crazy lifespans.

    • @__mindflayer__
      @__mindflayer__ 3 роки тому +86

      @@ShinM. God you want it really specific, relax.

  • @thomaskirkness-little5809
    @thomaskirkness-little5809 5 років тому +395

    Giving soldiers freedom would be a terrible idea. "Where's the sentry?" "pub" "sergeant?" "pub" "why hasn't the latrine pit been dug yet?" "FREEDOM!"

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +19

      “pub”

    • @jimmymac4559
      @jimmymac4559 5 років тому +21

      The term “latrine pit” is akin to the term “musket rifle” lol

    • @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
      @maximilienfrancoisderobesp202 4 роки тому +20

      Giving soldiers freedom is asking for them to march through the capital and take over in a coup.

    • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
      @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +10

      @@maximilienfrancoisderobesp202
      I'm sure you could relate.

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 3 роки тому +2

      Why’s the trench unkempt?

  • @charlespennyworth3698
    @charlespennyworth3698 5 років тому +1180

    In this episode:
    “Brandon gets Mad at a Children’s Book”

    • @ybuRnoipmahC
      @ybuRnoipmahC 5 років тому +104

      Well children will read this and may pass it onto their kids and so on and so on. It will spread misinformation

    • @historyarmyproductions
      @historyarmyproductions 5 років тому +52

      @@ybuRnoipmahC Then the children will keep it as fact. And when told how it really was, They will think you intern are incorrect. Even though you may have studied the topic for years, And know you are correct.

    • @Eric_Hutton.1980
      @Eric_Hutton.1980 5 років тому +19

      And the misinformation lives on from a bad book on down, of a war called the Revolution.

    • @y.z.6517
      @y.z.6517 5 років тому +31

      @@ybuRnoipmahC Children generally believe what they first learned. It will take a lot of work to correct them later. And they will think the *correct* version is a lie. Many kids lose interest in history they thought they love this way.

    • @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist
      @Firguy_the_Foot_Fetishist 5 років тому +38

      Media made for children deserve to be held to higher scrutiny because children are so impressionable.

  • @gungaginga4952
    @gungaginga4952 2 роки тому +25

    American: “The British are coming!”
    Americans: *Equips machine gun and calls an airstrike*

  • @sovietapples6122
    @sovietapples6122 5 років тому +483

    British general: we need to arm our soldiers, what should we use?
    Everyone else: give em all 2 pistols and a musket rifle

    • @hdskipper9878
      @hdskipper9878 4 роки тому +38

      Everybody gangsta til the British soldier turns into John wick and duel wields pistols

    • @bdm-astroscorpion5025
      @bdm-astroscorpion5025 3 роки тому +13

      .... and a Holy Hand Grenade each ... Oooops that's Monty Python .. Brandon's already mad enough.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 3 роки тому +6

      I love _musketted rifles_

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 2 роки тому +4

      Remember it is always faster to switch to pistol than reload your musket rifle

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 2 роки тому

      @@yetipotato8567
      But only just apparently.

  • @sirdilbertwarlow6028
    @sirdilbertwarlow6028 5 років тому +104

    How on earth did we lose? We had nineteenth century technology, the best land army in the world, we could conscript our population, and magic uniforms that soak up blood.

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому +35

      And don't forget the two pistols. Never underestimate the John Wick that slumbers in every red coat

    • @tihomirrasperic
      @tihomirrasperic 5 років тому +1

      Why?
      America have Trump, and you have only Boris Jonson :-p

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 років тому

      Tihomir Rasperic Regan and Thatcher?

    • @tihomirrasperic
      @tihomirrasperic 5 років тому

      @@nickjung7394 sorry Regan and Thatcher are amateurs versus Trump and Boris Jonson :-p

    • @jwadaow
      @jwadaow 5 років тому +1

      @@sephikong8323 Keanu had to train had for Patriot before the film was turned into a betrayal.

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 2 роки тому +66

    When I was a kid in elementary school our “hands on” American Revolution books contained muskets and step-by-step instructions for how to find a British person and blow their ribcage out of their back. *EDIT- Man, you weren’t kidding about this book. It reads exactly like a 4th grade school project. Abysmal.

  • @stephenknizek2651
    @stephenknizek2651 5 років тому +553

    But Brandon, surely Mel Gibson’s Patriot was a stirring example of historical accuracy. XD

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 5 років тому +13

      Definitely

    • @xyris7105
      @xyris7105 5 років тому +53

      Of course!
      Who would forget the account of the British atrocity of burning down a church full of civilians or the stabbing of a British officer with an Rebel flag?

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 років тому +1

      Only an absolute patriot like Comstock could argue a thing like that!

    • @rumlithedwarf8034
      @rumlithedwarf8034 5 років тому +1

      @@fds7476 That a Bioshock reference? If so, I love you.

    • @David-lu4gq
      @David-lu4gq 5 років тому +1

      Well, compared to this yes haha.

  • @emorynguyen1583
    @emorynguyen1583 5 років тому +306

    Dragging a wounded soldier from their cross belts off the battlefield sounds so funny

    • @emorynguyen1583
      @emorynguyen1583 5 років тому +1

      Mallyoo Thanks

    • @corbinjones3086
      @corbinjones3086 5 років тому +11

      I first thought they were to lift them up and put them in like some chest baby carrier.

    • @thereaction18
      @thereaction18 5 років тому +4

      Everyone knows the cross belts were for cross fit training.

    • @CrazyRandomLord
      @CrazyRandomLord 5 років тому +4

      At first I thought the book meant you hang a wounded soldier on your own belt and carry them home that way. Equally as rediculous

    • @dkm4338
      @dkm4338 5 років тому

      @@CrazyRandomLord Same xD

  • @drcoomer1717
    @drcoomer1717 3 роки тому +21

    "But son War is dangerous!"
    Jimmy "I want to go contribute to something that will get me into history books about my brave actions"
    22th Century book:
    "A soldier called Jimmy was tragically wounded by an M1A2 Abrams, whilst shooting his Bazooka at the terrifying tiger 1, he was then rescued by a chinook and then died due to his helicopter being shot down by SAM Wielding Communist Russians"

  • @alexius9072
    @alexius9072 5 років тому +142

    No wonder they needed to rise taxes to pay for all the pistols.

    • @merafirewing6591
      @merafirewing6591 Рік тому

      Doesn't the bouncer usually have a whole mess of pistols?

  • @mart4144
    @mart4144 5 років тому +245

    "Musket rifles" got me. I managed to hold it in up until that point...

    • @robertgreen6027
      @robertgreen6027 5 років тому +1

      i smoke a pipe! is that ok? :)

    • @rumlithedwarf8034
      @rumlithedwarf8034 5 років тому +3

      @@robertgreen6027 Wat.

    • @JohanDanielsson8802
      @JohanDanielsson8802 5 років тому +4

      @@robertgreen6027 Depends on what you define as ok... it is not good for your lungs, though.

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 5 років тому +3

      @@robertgreen6027 smoking a pipe won't extend said pipe's expiry date.

    • @robertgreen6027
      @robertgreen6027 5 років тому

      @@Xaiff what do you mean?

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 2 роки тому +50

    I think I can explain the 5 shots a minute thing, actually! The English LONGBOW is often cited as a weapon that a trained English archer could fire roughly once every 10 seconds. Someone writing this book probably got confused and mentally mixed up the longbow and the musket's fire rates.
    That's terrible.

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 роки тому +7

      Longbow is the superior weapon, obviously. Who would want a slow, loud stick when you could be Legolas instead? SMH...

    • @Smelly556
      @Smelly556 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 *laughs in superior range*
      *laughs in kite shield*
      *laughs in armor*
      The lomg is is good, but a musket pierces armor, which a longbow can’t , at the distance a standard skirmisher fires

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +2

      @@alexanderthegreat6682 (Agrees in Benjamin Franklin)

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 2 роки тому

      @@Smelly556 laughs in Hellfire LongBow firing a dozen of missiles in a few second from a Toyota... I want to see new russian mobiks finally getting issued muskets for the final charge at Bakhmut.

    • @sanjivjhangiani3243
      @sanjivjhangiani3243 Рік тому +1

      ​@Smelly556 The trick, when using a warbow, is to shoot your arrow through the weak points in the armor. While the armored man is charging at you on a horse. With years of practice, it can be done.

  • @bootdude7527
    @bootdude7527 5 років тому +452

    Brandon: pulls out *THAT* book
    Me: Oh God

  • @TheGreatThicc
    @TheGreatThicc 5 років тому +194

    See, the soldier charges, bayonets the first man they encounter, hurls their rifle like a spear at the next guy then expertly guns down two more with their dual pistols.
    Do they teach you nothing in American schools?

    • @mckitsune7600
      @mckitsune7600 5 років тому +21

      That reminds me in shogun 2 total war there is a mod where you can play the uk and one of the animations is a soldier hurling his rifle at the chargeing enemy.

    • @TheGreatThicc
      @TheGreatThicc 5 років тому +6

      @@mckitsune7600 Sweet jesus

    • @mckitsune7600
      @mckitsune7600 5 років тому +8

      It is quite cool even though i could not stop laughing at what happend.

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 5 років тому

      @Mckitsune Radious Mod?

    • @mckitsune7600
      @mckitsune7600 5 років тому +1

      @@BobbyB1928 I cant remember but I thick the animation is native to fots and the mod itself is not radius yes you have an increased roster but with the mod I'm talking about makes the brits French and Americans there own factions

  • @LuckyPigeon1111
    @LuckyPigeon1111 2 роки тому +59

    This book might as well have been saying that there were Panzer IV tanks in the American Revolutionary War.

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 2 роки тому +13

      Used to capture the airports, of course

    • @4tbf616
      @4tbf616 Рік тому +7

      @@Tareltonlives no! Used to sink enemy cruisers

    • @pavelthefabulous5675
      @pavelthefabulous5675 4 місяці тому +1

      Wait, if there weren't Panzer IV tanks in the Continental Army, then what the hell was Baron von Steuben even doing?

    • @XxBl00DyXm4R5xX
      @XxBl00DyXm4R5xX 2 місяці тому

      @@pavelthefabulous5675Fucking the little army twinks

  • @aaron3890
    @aaron3890 5 років тому +260

    As someone who is teaching a US History class for the first time and combing through various sources, the book under discussion is a classic example of the poor (i.e., lack of) research common in curriculum for children. I'm amazed at how often I find incorrect dates and wild assumptions made and simply stated as facts. Thanks for calling one source out for such foolishness! I thoroughly enjoyed this video.

    • @henleinkosh2613
      @henleinkosh2613 5 років тому +21

      Due to having had quite a few discussions about history with Americans, and having had a hard time of convincing them of things that are taken as historical facts by most Europeans, I am curious how widespread the problem of grossly inaccurate history books actually are in the American education system. Can you provide a bit of insight to this? A simple ratio of good/bad books that you have looked at would suffice, but feel free to go more in depth if you wish.

    • @haroldcampbell3337
      @haroldcampbell3337 5 років тому +15

      @@henleinkosh2613 I'm also amazed at the inaccurate ideas many Europeans have about U.S. history.

    • @gary11able
      @gary11able 5 років тому +10

      There is a book by an eminent professor at Vermont University named James Loewen called Lies My Teacher Told Me in which he lampoons the errors and omissions in American high school history text books which is quite an eye opener.

    • @WalleywolfIdaho
      @WalleywolfIdaho 5 років тому +2

      @@henleinkosh2613 Well in my experience (I love history) I would say around 3 bad to every 1 good book. If you have any recommendations for good European history books, I would love to read them..

    • @MaelPlaguecrow6942
      @MaelPlaguecrow6942 5 років тому +4

      @@henleinkosh2613 Well our Education System is ran by Boomers who care more about money and power, than the education of the people.

  • @tibfulv
    @tibfulv 5 років тому +142

    British corporal explains the uniform:
    "This is the crossbelt! It is used for carrying you off if you've decided to lie down and die on the battlefield! Oh, and it also carries equipment."

  • @acertainredpanda1115
    @acertainredpanda1115 4 роки тому +36

    I remember being a little boy and going to the library and renting a lot of books about medieval history, especially on medieval arms, armor & castles. There were a lot of illustrations in them. I totally loved those books. But I wonder how much disinformation was in those ;)

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 2 роки тому +2

      the average soldier had grenades,either bow, crossbow, gun, or dual sword sheild or dual axe loudouts and the average gunsman could fire 10 rounds per minute

  • @andrewsartwork
    @andrewsartwork 5 років тому +685

    Book:”British foot soldiers where given supplies”
    Brandon: 🤔🤔”yes”

    • @cowboy4378
      @cowboy4378 4 роки тому +111

      British soldiers were usually born in Britain

    • @classifiedamphibian4649
      @classifiedamphibian4649 4 роки тому +109

      British foot soldiers tended to fight on foot

    • @frisbeebadwagon
      @frisbeebadwagon 4 роки тому +79

      @@classifiedamphibian4649 British soldiers more often than not fought on land

    • @BaseRonin
      @BaseRonin 3 роки тому +16

      Most notably British Foot Soldiers got shot on foot

    • @romulusnuma116
      @romulusnuma116 3 роки тому +38

      British Soldiers were often part of the British Military

  • @brandonvistan7444
    @brandonvistan7444 5 років тому +243

    I could just imagine how a battle during the Revolution must've looked like: Droves of undisciplined militiamen running from professional British soldiers dual wielding pistols.

    • @thecactusman17
      @thecactusman17 2 роки тому +35

      As faithfully portrayed by Bugs Bunny and Yosemite Sam in the famous Warner Bros. documentary about the battle of Bunker Hill.

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 2 роки тому +10

      @@thecactusman17
      I saw that documentary. It was enlightening. I had no idea that Hessians were all so angry.

    • @sverrg
      @sverrg 2 роки тому +16

      Remember, the British soldiers were all bleeding profusely though no one could tell, as there are usually no other indication of being shot at close range with a musket than unsightly crimson stains developing. No stopping to worry about that

    • @3.142-x3b
      @3.142-x3b Рік тому +1

      @@sverrg "ain't got time to bleed"

    • @Oink-FM
      @Oink-FM Рік тому +1

      360 No Scope from a musket is No joke!

  • @RichardWHamel
    @RichardWHamel 2 роки тому +15

    I remember my history teacher in high school calling the head gear of the British troops at Lexington and Concord shako. I objected, and said that the British troops at Lexington were light troops, and would not have worn the "bearskin caps" of grenadiers. I was told I didn't know anything.

  • @TheWikingWarrior
    @TheWikingWarrior 5 років тому +68

    "Machineguns at that point"
    As a former machinegunner I must defend my honor and state that I am capable of greater than 5 rounds a minute.

    • @jeffpollard7304
      @jeffpollard7304 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @thecoolbyzantine24
      @thecoolbyzantine24 3 місяці тому +2

      more than 5 rounds per minutes?! must be witchcraft

    • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
      @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts Місяць тому

      That's fair. I hear that veteran machine gunners can fire over 9 rounds a minute in optimal conditions.

  • @ohauss
    @ohauss 5 років тому +349

    Well, talking with modern US "patriots", belittling the contributions of the French seems to be sort of the gold standard when telling tales of the revolution...

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 5 років тому +38

      Oliver H something something freedom fries

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 4 роки тому +42

      Yeah, they often forget that the rebels and their supporters only made up about 1/3 of the population, and before that most considered themselves to be English

    • @jorgec.a3123
      @jorgec.a3123 4 роки тому +44

      And what about the Spanish contributions? Which is just simply forgot

    • @giloro85
      @giloro85 4 роки тому +33

      Or forgetting to credit the Spaniards for their contribution. Battle of Pensacola...

    • @jorgec.a3123
      @jorgec.a3123 3 роки тому +3

      @Denise Bond yep

  • @ctb3335
    @ctb3335 3 роки тому +86

    Ngl when he read the crossbelt was for carrying wounded soldiers I pictured a dude strapping the casualty to his chest and it made me die laughing

    • @coyote4326
      @coyote4326 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah I pictured something similar to those "baby holder's" that mothers sometime wear, when it's crossbelts with a kangaroo-style pouch in the middle to hold a kid. I pictured a British soldier running around with another British soldier in his crossbelts like a child lol.

    • @BadWebDiver
      @BadWebDiver 3 роки тому

      Same! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @gameyseals9450
      @gameyseals9450 2 роки тому +1

      Damn, I had that exact same mental image as well

    • @owengreig1088
      @owengreig1088 2 роки тому +1

      I imagined like five guys dropping their weapons, taking off their crossbelts, looping them around the wounded man, and carrying him off like pallbearers.

    • @stevenstice6683
      @stevenstice6683 2 роки тому

      They missed the point of the term "body armor".

  • @Otokichi786
    @Otokichi786 5 років тому +108

    I see what you mean about the difference between a "Historian" (general) vs. the "Military Historian."

  • @JessRenee91481
    @JessRenee91481 5 років тому +107

    I love how they completely ignored the contributions of the Tories fighting for the British who were fighting for their homes. The Patriot cause was hardly Universal.

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 5 років тому +1

      Fighting for an imperial power is usually a lost cause from the start.

    • @Davey-Boyd
      @Davey-Boyd 3 роки тому +28

      @@silverletter4551 Like fighting for the USA then?

    • @silverletter4551
      @silverletter4551 3 роки тому +1

      @@Davey-Boyd no. The United States is a constitutional Republic

    • @vanpallandt5799
      @vanpallandt5799 3 роки тому +24

      @@silverletter4551 Canadians fought for an imperial power in 1812

    • @walx274
      @walx274 3 роки тому +32

      @@silverletter4551 you can be an imperial power and a republic
      Look at France
      The French Republic was very mutch an imperial power with their colonisation of Africa , indo China etc
      The definition of Empire is
      “an extensive group of states or countries ruled over by a single monarch, an oligarchy, or a sovereign state.”
      The US was and still to some extent is a group of states or countries ruled over by a sovereign state
      Particularly in the past with The Philippines , Many Central American countries etc
      But still today with its territories across the world it got through conquest
      Hawaii , Puerto Rico etc DIDNT voluntarily join the US they were through conquest and war
      And then imperial typically means someone or something that is Dominating , intrusive , expansionist etc
      And the US lines up with this in the past and still to this day the US has intruded on other countries and often invaded and replaced regimes against a countries will to expand their Sphere of influence
      By all feasible definitions the US is and has in the past been an imperial power
      Imperial does not require an emperor or even a monarchy

  • @anbthree786
    @anbthree786 2 роки тому +9

    “The British stood no chance against the average American gunslingers from the west”

  • @jaxsonh.266
    @jaxsonh.266 5 років тому +111

    Love how the camera zooms in for emphasis *TWO* *PISTOLS!*

    • @pablojereznavarro8165
      @pablojereznavarro8165 5 років тому +6

      Inaccurate history book: *Exists*
      Brandon F: So anyway I started *talking*
      Im trying my best okay? Other soul just take my idea out of my brain

    • @NicklasZandeVGCP2001
      @NicklasZandeVGCP2001 4 роки тому

      Is this The Matrix?

  • @DTavona
    @DTavona 5 років тому +46

    The same crap happens in high school books, too, Brandon. Professors MIGHT do a cursory examination of the materials, and they get their payout from the booksellers. James Loewen's "Lies My Teacher Told Me" goes into great detail all the fallacies taught in history books. Texas has a huge influence on these books, and many have rightfully criticized the politicization of the textbooks to changing words like "slaves" to "workers," as if by removing the word, they can slowly eliminate the institution of slavery altogether and thus the reason for all those "worker" rebellions and that little dustup of Northern Aggression in the War Between the States (vs the Civil War). Loewen calls many of his colleagues to task for their rubberstamping of high school texts, which they do for the money, which they use to research and publish in their field; some unis still have the publish or perish rule.
    Professor Loewen was quite right in his complaint -- history is the ONLY profession that cannot count on building on what a student learns from elementary school onward. Rather, the teacher often must spend time disabusing them of myths and outright inventions (lies) when it comes to history. Too, politicians and school administration focus on using history to indoctrinate, to instill obedience, and to squash any notion that history had anything to do with discontent, blood, and that word espoused by heretics and terrorists -- revolution. Notice how some now call it the War for Independence? They were patriots and Founding Fathers, not revolutionaries.
    Loewen said his first judge of any high school history text was how it treated two persons that were equally famous and contemporary figures: Woodrow Wilson and Helen Keller. Loewen does much better justice, but here's the summary for those who haven't read the book:
    Keller became a founding member of the NAACP and an ardent critic of corporations, robber barons, and social injustice; the newspapers that once remarked on her intelligence went to great lengths to remind their readers to ignore her words because she was born deaf, blind, and dumb, and being a woman could not make reasoned judgments in any event. Keller bitterly remarked that once she began expressing political opinions that it was remarkable how pundits and the press accused her of idiocy, ignoring their own previous accolades of her brilliance.
    Wilson was an ardent racist, and his attitudes forced thousands of black workers in the federal civil service to leave by his presidential policies; a once nearly 25% black representation in the workforce dropped to less than 10% at the end of his administration, impoverishing those families and helping set back race relations a hundred years. He snubbed Ho Chi Minh at the end of WW1, forcing him to turn to the Soviets for aid in the 1930s; peace and justice were for whites like America and the European Powers, and the Vietnamese needed the French to teach them civilization. Wilson publicly called "Birth of a Nation" -- Griffiths' romanticization of the Klan's acts of terrorism as the "God's honest truth;" thus helping undo one of Grant's truly admirable legacies following the Civil War -- that of ending that noxious group's bid for political power based on violent racism. Nativism -- and the Klan -- resurged openly in the 1920s because of Wilson's endorsements of racist policies of the decade before. The passing of the Sedition Act of 1918 whereby it became a federal crime to criticize the government in any way or manner during wartime -- with the odd exception that financial advisors were immune (have to protect the bankers!). George Creel and his censors arrested over 2,000 citizens in violation of the 1st Amendment, and socialist candidate Eugene Debs spent the 1918 presidential election in prison. Wilson had previously been president of a college that during his tenure, continued to exclude blacks. Wilson's anglophile bias made his anti-German policies unpopular; there were many large sectors of German immigrants in New York, Chicago, and surrounding areas, and many still had family in "the old country." It was part of Creel's work through films and posters and adverts that Germans were vilified as "Huns" who it was implied committed war crimes against civilians. Creel's office encouraged people to watch their neighbors for suspicious activity or for criticizing the government. The 1917 Sedition Act allowed the Post Office to refuse to carry publications not government approved.
    Many current history texts barely mention Keller at all, and if they do mention her, it's all about the "miracle" of Anne Sullivan's work to educate Keller, and no mention at all of her life after adolescence.
    Back to the Revolution: Revere was one of three riders going to Lexington, yet most don't know of Dawes or Prescott, or that Revere was caught; Revere had a good PR man in Longfellow, the man who wrote that poem that influenced so many schoolchildren in days long past. Washington had Parson "I cannot tell a lie" Weems. Jefferson idealized as an advocate of rights and law, yet only frees slave and lover Sally Hemmings and her children by him after his death. Washington, at the start of the Revolution, once Martha's holdings were folded into his, was the third-largest slaveholder in the colonies. He also grew and liked to smoke hemp. Benjamin Franklin loved running around without clothes on -- his "nude air" baths.
    History is important. When we lose our history, we lose our past. Its purpose is not to make us feel guilty for the actions of the past nor should it be used to aggrandize us above others; rather, we need to acknowledge the past and embrace it before we can move forward. Historian Patricia Limerick observed that two great dilemmas mar the US psyche -- slavery, which we've admitted to but have yet to fully reconcile, and the genocide and conquest of the native nations that were here first -- which we have yet to fully admit to.
    In a way, you are absolutely correct. History must be taken seriously (though you can certainly have fun with it), and the sooner you start with the young readers, the sooner it will become second nature to becoming discerning and critical readers and thinkers and not ideologues. Politicians and plutocrats, however, prefer obedience to reason; after all, if you can fool all the people once, it's good for four years.
    Santayana's comment remains as true today as ever.

    • @BradanKlauer-xh3hm
      @BradanKlauer-xh3hm Рік тому +1

      So true, especially about Hellen Keller. Previously I didn’t know about her life after adolescence. We were just taught she was born blind and deaf and she had to be educated one on one.

    • @stephenzavatski8016
      @stephenzavatski8016 Рік тому

      Bro, no one cares

    • @sloppytilapia
      @sloppytilapia 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@stephenzavatski8016this was an incredibly informed well thought out comment. Yours on the other hand pretty clearly reveals your lack of education.

    • @sloppytilapia
      @sloppytilapia 10 місяців тому

      I always thought it was weird that we learned about Helen Keller in history class. We read a book (the shape of water) and watched several films about her. All of the lessons focused on her learning to speak and write. It just didn't make sense to me to learn about her in American history class. I always thought "well there must have been plenty of disabled people, what makes her so special". Later in life I learned of her contributions to the NAACP and her outspoken activism towards several causes. These things making her a quite important piece of American history. Which makes it even stranger we weren't taught about what she actually did.

  • @SRP3572
    @SRP3572 4 роки тому +99

    Im gonna go out on a limb and say that Monica, on the day she "reviewed" this atrocity of a book, she was having one of those "i don't want to even wear pants" days.

    • @Madwonk
      @Madwonk 11 місяців тому +3

      It's also possible they were severely overworked and forced to rubber stamp it. Publishing companies are notorious for cutting costs in recent years as margins have shrank.

  • @laurahubbard6906
    @laurahubbard6906 5 років тому +61

    "Yankee Doodle" was the song of the Revolution. "Yankee Doodle Dandy" was written by George M. Cohan for the musical Little Johnny Jones in the early 20th century.

    • @jeffpollard7304
      @jeffpollard7304 3 роки тому +4

      Yankee Doodle the song of the Revolution?? Origins of this ‘song’ where sung all over Europe (Ireland, Holland etc.) and Pre-Revolution times.

  • @flamebird2218
    @flamebird2218 5 років тому +65

    3:55 To hide blood? By that logic, even members of the Royal Artillery would be clothed in red uniforms.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 5 років тому +8

      That explanation always amused me. The true explanation appears to be cost. At the time the British were deciding on what colour their army should wear after the English Civil War there was a form of red mineral based dye in Europe that was dirt cheap. So they went for that. Later came back to bite them when that dye fell off the market and red dyes became more expensive, but by that time the red had become so ingrained that it stayed. Only the Guards or Officers had the Scarlet coats though, Scarlet WAS expensive, that particular dye still is, and is still used on the ceremonial coats of the Guards.

    • @Nonsense010688
      @Nonsense010688 5 років тому +4

      I heard this line about Spartans red coats... and while that is probably also BS the though that the british army would chose red BECAUSE OF THAT is astonishing.

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 5 років тому +1

      Hides the guts and stops them from falling out before the expert doctors getting to you!

    • @markgriffin6478
      @markgriffin6478 5 років тому +3

      But they are Royal, as their name says. So have blue blood. :-)

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 років тому

      The Alright Tank Historian being a chicken, I would have needed brown trousers as well

  • @monkeychife
    @monkeychife 8 місяців тому +3

    This reminds me of someone going “how did these farmers rise up against the worlds greatest army” and someone in the back of the room yelling “they weren’t and they didn’t”

  • @kabronex9877
    @kabronex9877 5 років тому +61

    I love watching Brandon rant about innacuracies in media about the 18th century. Love the passion.

    • @markmcgoey9910
      @markmcgoey9910 5 років тому +3

      I loved the video but maybe I'm an asshole for being annoyed with the pseudo accent its whatever tho ok love you brandon byem

  • @binghampton3425
    @binghampton3425 5 років тому +185

    you know Brandon is mad when he skips the intro.

    • @Kayla-anne
      @Kayla-anne 5 років тому +5

      Also, he's shouting the like entire time.

  • @fubukibuki--dai-35-gokuchi45
    @fubukibuki--dai-35-gokuchi45 3 роки тому +4

    everybody gangsta until the British Lobster Back arrives with his two pistols, a bayonet and a rifle while charging at you firing five shots per minutes out of his musket rifle

  • @babyinuyasha
    @babyinuyasha 5 років тому +185

    Christ, if one of His Majesty's soldiers could fire 5 rounds in a minute, they probably wouldn't have lost the war!

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 5 років тому +18

      No problem - if you lined up five pre-loaded muskets next to one another.

    • @A-Forty3707
      @A-Forty3707 5 років тому +7

      5 shot per minute + 2 pistol

    • @A-Forty3707
      @A-Forty3707 5 років тому +1

      @@sephikong8323 Isn't jhon wick from Bulgaria?

    • @seneca983
      @seneca983 5 років тому +3

      Well, if one of them could fire that fast it wouldn't make much of a difference. If a majority of them could it'd be a different matter entirely.

    • @Docktavion
      @Docktavion 5 років тому +3

      Well that explains the 5 shots. 3 musket rounds and 2 pre-loaded pistol shots.

  • @JnPk0913
    @JnPk0913 5 років тому +166

    Omg I was taught the “to hide the blood” thing in school.

    • @historyarmyproductions
      @historyarmyproductions 5 років тому +22

      I hope your teacher was called out on it.

    • @Nerd2Ninja
      @Nerd2Ninja 4 роки тому +32

      They actually teach that? I said it out loud as a joke along with the brown pants but I didn't think people thought it was real

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 4 роки тому +18

      @@Nerd2Ninja Sadly yes, this is being taught.

    • @ryanpeck3377
      @ryanpeck3377 4 роки тому +32

      Its a common myth taught in mainly in elementary schools. Blame really should rest with the text book companies As elementary school teachers usually have to teach all the subjects to students and therefore are not specialists in history (or math, english etc.) The teachers just regurgitate what is in the books. Unfortunately with history too much of what is in our text books are myths and misunderstandings

    • @samuellambe1568
      @samuellambe1568 4 роки тому +19

      The uniforms were red because red was the cheapest dye.

  • @James-iw1uo
    @James-iw1uo 3 роки тому +31

    I had this book as a kid, I loved it! I feel so betrayed. I may never recover from this.

    • @60svision
      @60svision Рік тому +1

      We had it in our school library

  • @sirrliv
    @sirrliv 5 років тому +51

    I feel your pain so much, Brandon. Try being a technological or industrial historian and reading any book, including some scholarly monographs, that talks about trains and railways. Few things make me scream internally more.

  • @prussian7
    @prussian7 5 років тому +71

    I can't wait to see how he reacts when he gets the history (text) book that says "The first Atomic Bomb, was dropped on Vietnam...".

    • @Quickpatch12
      @Quickpatch12 3 роки тому +15

      Please tell me that you are joking

    • @prussian7
      @prussian7 3 роки тому +25

      @@Quickpatch12
      Saddly no. I don't have a link to the Atomic bomb in the text book any longer or I'd put it in. Seems to me that this came up in the news in the late 1990s. Lots of stories about how textbooks had math equations wrong, some science experiments that were dangerous, physics experiments where the image was reversed ( imagine a rainbow where the colors are in the wrong order) and errors in history books.
      High school textbooks it seems were written by college students. With different students writing each chapter.

    • @bradmiller2329
      @bradmiller2329 2 роки тому +5

      @@prussian7 Sputnik (USSR, first ever satellite) was a "nuclear-powered orbital battle station, armed with lasers". From a L.A. Unified School District history text in the mid-80's.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +2

      @@bradmiller2329 To be fair, Spotnik I included the necessary weapons to fight every other man-made object in space at that time!

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 2 роки тому +2

      @@bradmiller2329 Also, sputnik is JUST "a satellite" in russian. "Sputnik 1" aka ПС-1 (Простейший Спутник 1 - Simplest Satellite 1) was the first satellite. Saying THE Sputnik is a misconception as if was a specific type or brand or whatever... no.

  • @junkjack1015
    @junkjack1015 3 роки тому +5

    The idea that every British soldier had two pistols and a rifle is ridiculous. I mean, they'd literally be better equipped than most armies of the time, let alone onwards...

  • @Glen_lastname
    @Glen_lastname 5 років тому +58

    dual wielding flintlock pistols charging in to battle.

    • @AnhTrieu90
      @AnhTrieu90 5 років тому +2

      Don’t forget your rifle and bayonet.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 5 років тому +3

      Next we'll have female lesbian amputee British soldiers wielding six barreled pistols riding on a tank based on Leonardo Da Vinci's drawings. The untold stories of the revolution! George Washington was bisexual!
      And the only decent story will be the British one which comes out later as free DLC.

  • @lord_scrubington
    @lord_scrubington 5 років тому +214

    Everyone knows that british soldiers travelled back in time to the AWI with future flags and camouflaged themselves by making themselves look like blood (after all, why would u shoot something that is already covered in blood and thus dead?). During com,bat, they would strap wounded men to themselves within their cross belt sachets. This allowed for both transport of crippled colleagues and use of corpses as body armour.
    They brought with them the future technology of musket rifles, a weapon uncomprehendable for most common people.
    Trust me. I am an expert.

    • @1000yardstares
      @1000yardstares 2 роки тому +3

      this is the gold of "source: trust me bro" encounters

    • @GradyDP
      @GradyDP 2 роки тому +10

      Honestly, you call yourself an expert? You didn’t even mention the part where the British soldiers would dual wield pistols from behind their corpse body armor, thus making the American soldiers think that the dead had risen up for intimidation purposes.

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington 2 роки тому +3

      @@GradyDP goodness yes
      How could I forget that

    • @highjumpstudios2384
      @highjumpstudios2384 2 роки тому +2

      @@1000yardstares you seem so confident. How could I not question everything you state. Have you considered applying to talk in Prager U videos?

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 роки тому +2

      Side note, rifling was a concept understood even back in the 17th century. Probably earlier, too, but that's just the earliest example I know of. There are dozens of designs of sporting guns which were rifled. These, however, were obscenely expensive and really only used by the elite, and even then, not very often, but the concept was well understood, which is why the Baker, despite being the first mass produced rifled musket, was such a good gun. It wasn't the first of a new type of weapon, it was just the first cost effective version of that type of weapon

  • @pipes9878
    @pipes9878 5 років тому +26

    I couldn’t stop laughing through out your entire production 😂🤣 I hate historically inaccurate books with a passion too. If an author/ publisher is marketing material as historical then it should be, not an “interpretation”.
    From across the pond, I salute you sir 💂‍♂️

  • @bbbushhh
    @bbbushhh 5 років тому +162

    .."yankee" should be a derogatory term for a dentist....

    • @turtle2720
      @turtle2720 5 років тому +1

      :D good one!

    • @Xaiff
      @Xaiff 5 років тому +2

      You mean "The one yanks" ?

    • @richmcgee434
      @richmcgee434 5 років тому +18

      Surely a dentist would be the "yanker" while his patient is the "yankee" there.

    • @chivalryalive
      @chivalryalive 5 років тому +5

      "Yankee"?... No... You should meet some of my dental surgeons! Lost several teeth in an accident when I was a teen due to an accident. A year later one of those teeth came lose, a second dentist re-cemented it with a really strong adhesive. About 2 years later, I needed all those teeth to come out: The first couple just popped right out after a few strikes of a little tap hammer. That 3rd one though, which had been replaced... It took this Dr. approx. 1 hour with a mallet to beat it out of my mouth! His hygienist eventually ran from the room. However, with sweat on his brow, that man continued to pound on my mouth until with the snap of bone the tooth broke free! He handed me a cup of water and told me "Rinse," with such a relief. Ha! And he thinks HE was relieved!? :-O Let's call him the "Pounder"!

    • @jimmyboredom3519
      @jimmyboredom3519 5 років тому +2

      Its what my wife calls me when im in trouble...

  • @sir.phillip2697
    @sir.phillip2697 5 років тому +78

    Also R.I.P the british "ROYAL" army being crushed by that book

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 5 років тому +2

      So completely that they have been wiped from historical memory.

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 років тому +1

      The term "Royal" is not used when referring to the British army because the Army rose against King Charles in the English civil war.

    • @Jbickley00
      @Jbickley00 5 років тому +1

      Nick Jung - Sort of. It’s because the British Army is created by an act of parliament. During the restoration the British were afraid of having a standing army in the hands of the king (or any one person really), so parliament must renew the act creating the army every few years. It’s not a punishment for rebelling.

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 років тому +1

      Amateur Joe's World in Miniatures it really an English thing rather than a British one. There have been a number of Scots regiments that had the term "Royal" in their title and, of course, there are the guards and the Household division that enjoys direct Royal patronage as does the Royal Artillery and the RTR. Regiments of the line are more directly descended from the New Model Army and, whilst the Crown does not seek to "punish" them, omit does not allocate the term to most line regiments. Of course, all serving soldiers swear an oath of allegiance to the Queen.

    • @sir.phillip2697
      @sir.phillip2697 5 років тому

      That was a joke refering to the book being incorrect and saying ROYAL army r/woosh

  • @Lucid_Metal_Head_the2nd
    @Lucid_Metal_Head_the2nd 8 місяців тому +3

    5 rounds a minute?!
    "Now, that's Soldiering"

  • @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
    @Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 5 років тому +59

    18th century punishment for mistakes: *lenient*
    Modern day, a US soldier in Leavenworth: "what're ya in fer?" I missed a dentist appointment.

  • @Maxibon2007
    @Maxibon2007 5 років тому +27

    “some”…?…entire Canadian nation (including the Québécois) start getting Angry in an incredibly polite way.

  • @jacobperkins1074
    @jacobperkins1074 3 роки тому +2

    Book: 5 rounds per minute
    My brain: 18th century tactical reload

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 5 років тому +184

    Brandon: * compliments and acknowledges Prussian military might *
    Me (A historian primarily focused on German history): Oh yeah!
    Brandon: "... The French military was the best..."
    Me: Nein! You almost had it!!!

    • @theodorkorner1497
      @theodorkorner1497 5 років тому +10

      Das ist Verrat!!!

    • @aleckushmerek1757
      @aleckushmerek1757 5 років тому +7

      @@theodorkorner1497 Ja, das ist wahr.

    • @BobbyB1928
      @BobbyB1928 5 років тому +12

      1670s-1680s French were the best of their time period.

    • @aleckushmerek1757
      @aleckushmerek1757 5 років тому +9

      @@BobbyB1928 I am extremely biased...... Prussia was better.

    • @aleckushmerek1757
      @aleckushmerek1757 5 років тому +15

      @Steven Smith You don't think I wore the whole uniform and carried a flag as well?

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 5 років тому +94

    I'm always amazed that so many of my fellow Americans believe that Britain at this time was some sort of oppressive tyranny when in fact it was one of the most democratic and free countries on earth when compared to everywhere else. I mean, where do they think the Founders got most of their ideas for a democratic/republic government?

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому +43

      And even more surprisingly, I am amazed by how they think the British army was somehow the best of its time. Bitch, if they were even close to what the French, Prussian and Russian armies were at that time, the continental army would have gotten it's ass kicked so hard that the war would have lasted maybe a year or two at best. The simple fact that the colonists managed to win (though thanks greatly to foreign powers siding with them) proves that the British army could not have been such a mighty force to begin with

    • @wanderinghistorian
      @wanderinghistorian 5 років тому +1

      @@sephikong8323 Very true! if you listen to historian Mike Duncan, this reminds me of "gentleman Johnny's party train." Lol

    • @kyledonahue9315
      @kyledonahue9315 5 років тому +7

      How can you call parliamentary circumvention of colonial legislative assemblies, later followed by the outright revocation of the charters upon which those assemblies were based, as anything but tyrannical?

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 років тому +20

      @@kyledonahue9315 .....By today's standards. But if you reread the original post it was talking about this time period. And if you look at the late XVIIIth century then Britain was incredibly tame compared to France, Spain, Prussia, Austria, the Ottomans or Russia. The only countries that could be more "democratic" by today's definition and standards that I can think of were the Netherlands and Switzerland.
      The US constituon didn't come from thin air, a great deal of it was inspired by the rights that Englishmen got

    • @jameshuggins17
      @jameshuggins17 5 років тому +4

      @@sephikong8323 Actually, the British Army of the time was indeed one of the best (for the purposes of the British aims) and one of the most experienced. However, due to the demands of the Napoleonic wars on the continent, the "embarrassing" and incompetent officers and their units were sent to America as it was considered an inconsequential backwater by the government at the time. Once the war on the continent ended, the experienced troops were deployed and indeed began to do quite well. However, the government didn't want to exert a large logistic effort to fight a war over what was considered a relatively worthless tract of land, especially as the population war tired of war and the taxes that a large war required (taxes that were lower in the American Colonies than they were in the British Isles - mostly because the taxes were set by the colonies themselves). Take the battle of Bunker Hill for instance. There was only one attack ordered. There was first a recce in force, followed by a junior officer (probably a Lieutenant) making a platoon or company (I cant remember which) scale attack which wasn't ever going to succeed. The Officer in command of the British forces involved, ordered the soldiers to "off-packs" and made a full scale attack which was executed properly and forced the rebels off the hill with relative ease.

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 3 роки тому +6

    "Soldiers were harshly punished for breaking the most minor rules"
    yes, that is how being in the military works
    if you don't believe me, ask your local veteran about when they were allowed to actually load their service weapon

  • @malsypright
    @malsypright 5 років тому +45

    A musket says to a rifle, "let's fuse!"
    and with their powers combined, they became a brand new legend.
    *the musket rifle*

  • @barnes92196
    @barnes92196 5 років тому +28

    This is the biggest on screen meltdown since Joker (2019)

    • @ronaldsyme8737
      @ronaldsyme8737 4 роки тому +6

      He's gonna murder them with his musket rifle

  • @matthewtylergee
    @matthewtylergee 2 роки тому +21

    As a 2A and constitutional activist I was literally internally screaming the moment with the “to hide the blood” bit. At that moment I knew this was going to be a travesty! 😨

    • @matthewjones39
      @matthewjones39 Рік тому +2

      I don’t see what supporting the right to keep and bear arms has to do with your comment

    • @alecmullaney7957
      @alecmullaney7957 Рік тому

      Please define "constitutional activist"

  • @patrickc3769
    @patrickc3769 5 років тому +29

    At first I thought Brandon needed to take a pill, but after hearing him out, I think he is correct. This book has a lot of avoidable errors. Even children's history books should be fact checked.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 5 років тому

      I reckon that is how this wasn't, it'll be a loophole that since history books are rarely for children they don't need to be checked.

    • @starmnsixty1209
      @starmnsixty1209 2 роки тому

      Oh, a pill, or rather pills, are needed for Brandon. To grow a spine for one thing, as well as some other things.

    • @laurencefox5884
      @laurencefox5884 2 роки тому

      @@starmnsixty1209 No. That's just you. Spineless.

  • @keitholding8541
    @keitholding8541 5 років тому +14

    Perhaps the waist-belt was needed to hold the two pistols?

  • @anthonys7660
    @anthonys7660 4 роки тому +6

    They can fire 5 times a minute after Sharpe taught them to spit the musket ball in

  • @LykonDrakensken
    @LykonDrakensken 5 років тому +17

    I love these long videos. It's so awesome to hear you talk about this kind of stuff for just ages. You and Lidybeige just hit something in that vein that makes it so enjoyable.

  • @Balrog2005
    @Balrog2005 5 років тому +45

    Did the book explains how the IW was won thanks to the french aid, the french expeditionary force and the french and spanish fleets ? If not I can understand your frustration.

    • @paganphil100
      @paganphil100 3 роки тому +6

      Maniac Mando: Most Americans conveniently "forget" those details.......

    • @micha3l7
      @micha3l7 3 роки тому +12

      @@paganphil100 no we don’t? It’s basically common knowledge for most Americans, considering our relationship with the French following the war (XYZ affair, quasi-war, etc.) defined American foreign policy, and we basically owe the country to them. It’s just not talked about much because the third estate killed the monarch we made a deal with almost immediatly, so our good relationship ended. Spanish fleets are usually mentioned in passing, considering they didn’t play nearly as big a role, but definitely known.
      Everybody thinks that America is just the racist, unknowledged, Confederate apologists that are an extremely outspoken minority in the Deep South..

    • @belgarath6508
      @belgarath6508 2 роки тому +4

      @@micha3l7 well, Trump seemed to embody that mentally, and he got voted president.
      It seems like a pretty large minority.

    • @micha3l7
      @micha3l7 2 роки тому +4

      @@belgarath6508 sadly, the American voting system is a bit fucked because of the electoral college. Trump didn’t win the majority vote in 2016, and most Americans who didn’t vote were not supporters of him. When they did vote (2020 elections) he lost comfortably. And, although I hate the guy, Trump isn’t a confederate apologist. He just appeals to Confederate apologists, which yes, are sadly a decently sized minority in the Deep South and therefore America. That said, the vast majority of Americans who voted for Trump (outside of that area) are just die-hard Republicans, who agreed with his other policies (immigration, etc.), or disagreed strongly with supporting Clinton. But yes, Trump is racist and un knowledgeable. That said, obviously most Americans do not support the literal rebellion that happened, and racism is just as much a problem here as other countries like England and Canada. Sorry for the long comment.
      Edit: Also, Trumps position of being for the common man (which is bullshit considering he’s literally the rich oppressing those people, but people bought it) in comparison to Clinton helped him out.

    • @jerrystauffer2351
      @jerrystauffer2351 2 роки тому +1

      Lafayette we are here!

  • @gerogegerog5926
    @gerogegerog5926 3 роки тому +2

    The redcoats reloading in the book:I am speed

  • @mistertree553
    @mistertree553 5 років тому +38

    24:56 to 24:49
    No one gonna talk about his rapping skills? I mean c’mon.
    “...example *citation* for that *information.* Where they got the *inspiration* ...”

    • @sariekitchen
      @sariekitchen 4 роки тому +1

      Hamilton starring Brandon F

    • @ollieshane7835
      @ollieshane7835 4 роки тому

      @@sariekitchen I would pay to watch that

  • @hemmingwayfan
    @hemmingwayfan 5 років тому +35

    All those in favor of a part 2 say "Aye!"

    • @Speederzzz
      @Speederzzz 5 років тому +1

      AYE

    • @thorsteinj
      @thorsteinj 5 років тому +1

      @@Speederzzz I think the ayes have it, the ayes have it. Unlock!

  • @Pijawek
    @Pijawek 4 роки тому +5

    Polish Winged Hussars actually had two pistols. During a charge, after the pike was already broken, they fired them in the enemy croud before they started using their sabers and hammers. This was mainly possible because hussars paid for their (insanely expensive) gear themselves, so equipping them with two throw away pistols came with no cost for the state. And since all hussars were recruited from the richest gentry, they could afford it - compared to their armours, horses or skins from exotic animals a pair of pistols was quite inexpensive

    • @Tareltonlives
      @Tareltonlives 4 роки тому

      Well, the Hussaria had a TON of weapons: a lance, sometimes a bow, at least one sword, sometimes two, pistols, the nadziak AND the armor. The reason they were disbanded was the Polish crown was pretty much bankrupted after the Deluge.

  • @ricardoaguirre6126
    @ricardoaguirre6126 5 років тому +66

    I'd like to hear your thoughts on the PBS show Liberty's kids.

    • @tic-tac9323
      @tic-tac9323 5 років тому +29

      he'd have a fucking field day with that show

    • @tic-tac9323
      @tic-tac9323 5 років тому +20

      @Mallyoo let us not forget that every British regular in that show are grenadiers

    • @theeyeofodin4414
      @theeyeofodin4414 5 років тому +10

      I loved that show as a kid, but I can appreciate just how horribly inaccurate it was. Though I sometimes like to watch an episode or two just to remember how much I loved it.

    • @ricardoaguirre6126
      @ricardoaguirre6126 5 років тому +17

      I re watched it during the summer and it was a lot better than I remembered because there are scenes that humanize the British and some episodes touch upon the morally gray aspects of the time such as slavery and the treatment of native Americans and loyalists.

    • @pablojereznavarro8165
      @pablojereznavarro8165 5 років тому +5

      @@ricardoaguirre6126 Isn't that just sad? a Children series outmatching in human character compared with other AWI movie that Shall NoT BE MENTION IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
      Ps: I doing a guest that you speak spanish, where are you from?

  • @blulikefriendlyhit1213
    @blulikefriendlyhit1213 5 років тому +15

    24:20 That's SO dumb, I am no historian and I still know that well after WW2, soldiers started to wear a secondary weapon.

  • @Weary_Wizard
    @Weary_Wizard 5 років тому +5

    I have a hypothesis that they got the "five rounds a minute" from the TV show Sharpe, where simmerson, to show up Sharpe, questioned him on what makes a good soldier, Sharpe replied "to be able to fire 3 shots in any terrain " he challenged him to demonstrate it as his soldiers (simmerson) could only muster two. Sharpe fired four but it was referenced that he cheated as he counted his preloaded shot. Now. This was in the books, in the TV series they upped that to five, I'm guessing for dramatic reasons, but interestingly enough it was in this same episode that we meet a loyalist American officer. Simmerson makes the reference "some Americans know their place" . It's that "some" that perked my ears when referencing the amount of them. Additionally the episode was about how simmerson was a tyrannical abusive officer that punished his men for tiny infractions. It should also be noted that the rifle company Sharpe is part of did have additional weapons and pistols . From what you described it really seams that they got all their information from this TV show...as well as Hornblower , a naval BBC drama that referenced lobsters when talking about their soldiers. Now the books were slot better then the TV shows but it's just uncanny that all your issues have parrellels to the over simplification s of the TV shows....

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 5 років тому +41

    "Even though Bayonets weren't usually attached to Rifles"
    *Angry SMLE noises*

    • @fransandersson4717
      @fransandersson4717 5 років тому +2

      Rifles were always bayoneted up until the fiftees

    • @RRW359
      @RRW359 5 років тому +2

      @@fransandersson4717 I know they weren't uncommon in WW2 and can even be seen on modern weapons, but I thought WW1 was when they stopped being standard issue in most nations.

    • @AVKnecht
      @AVKnecht 5 років тому +1

      @@RRW359 the last bayonet charge was done by the French in 1995 during the battle of Vrbanja Bridge.

    • @fransandersson4717
      @fransandersson4717 5 років тому

      @@RRW359 no it was in ww2 they stopped being standard issue

    • @Guardsman--ku9wi
      @Guardsman--ku9wi 5 років тому +1

      I mean bayonets are still standard issue, since having a makeshift spear is pretty good in any possible close encounter, but instead of people making purpose built bayonets they just made a combat knife with a bayonet lung.

  • @brettpeacock9116
    @brettpeacock9116 5 років тому +7

    There was one British Soldier - John Moore - later (Napoleonic war era) General Sir John Moore - who could indeed load and fire the Brown Bess 5 times in one minute, but he was exceptional, and had to practice this skill constantly. John Moore introduced a number of badly needed reforms in the British Army before he was killed in action, leading his troops at the Battle of Corunna in Spain. Google the Poem "The Death of Sir John Moore at Corunna". Lieutenant John Moore did fight during the Revolutionary war, indeed he was part of the British Victory at the Battle of Penobscot Bay in what is now Maine, where a force of some 750 British troops held off, then defeated, a colonial land and sea expedition from Boston massing over 2000 men. At sea the Americans suffered their worst Naval defeat until Pearl Harbor almost 170 years later. (Weirdly one of the American soldiers was one Colonel Paul Revere...and he was later on almost court-martialed...for theft of the expedition's payroll! (It was last seen in his custody, as he was rowed ashore, away from the impending naval defeat...) Oh, and that same Paul Revere's famous ride? He was one of 20 riders that night, he was the ONLY rider captured by the British.. and, with a fine sense of his actual worth, they kept his horse and sent him on his way!

  • @williamherbert7938
    @williamherbert7938 Місяць тому +1

    Remember, it’s quicker to switch to your two pistols than reload your musket rifle.

  • @Quincy_Morris
    @Quincy_Morris 5 років тому +19

    Every time I hear “musket rifle” I die inside. I’ve heard other people use the term (when not talking about rifled muskets.)
    The problem is the modern usage of “rifle” to describe any long gun. Which is just bad linguistics.

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +5

      David Umstattd
      modern usage of weapon names
      short dinky gun: pistol
      long big boye gun: rifle
      fast gun: assault rifle

    • @MRDPG59
      @MRDPG59 5 років тому +3

      I guess we can be happy they did not call them 'assault rifles " :) :)

    • @digitalnomad9985
      @digitalnomad9985 5 років тому +2

      @@danc3868 Most shotguns are long guns which are not rifled. The military use of shotguns is very niche. Most soldiers are armed with rifles. And to us pedants, that is no excuse for calling historical smooth bore long guns rifles.

    • @harriffanconshertini8804
      @harriffanconshertini8804 5 років тому +1

      David Umstattd "Bad linguistics"... what do you mean? To my knowledge, linguistics is the study of how language changes, not the changes themselves.

  • @makara80
    @makara80 5 років тому +47

    Love how this book ludicrously elevates the British army and navy _solely_ to make the revolutionaries/rebels eventual triumph over them seem all the more impressive by comparison!
    Fire 5 rounds a minute, best army in the world, etc = cracking stuff if, at best, contentious, at worst, utter fiction.

    • @fredscholpp5838
      @fredscholpp5838 2 роки тому

      Having seen it done with live rounds, you are right about one thing, cracking is a good way to describe it! Very experienced people who are not following the drill exactly. Best I could ever do was 4. The difference between reasonably well-trained recruits, and well practiced veterans would really show.

  • @duckyj7241
    @duckyj7241 2 роки тому +6

    "Lobsters" is also used in Horatio Hornblower in an episode/story set during 1795. I'd suspect that the origin is indeed from the RN when referring to the army.

  • @AverageVolly
    @AverageVolly 5 років тому +30

    25:32
    So anyway, I started blastin’

  • @davidwest8905
    @davidwest8905 5 років тому +16

    You know you've found an interesting history channel when the host loses their mind not over bias, but over rifled musket rates of fire. The sub and like is yours.

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 3 роки тому +1

      no no, _musketted rifles_

  • @emilchen9866
    @emilchen9866 3 роки тому +2

    How they got 5 shots in one minute- shoot 2 pistols, then a Brown Bess and a rifle and reload and shoot your last shot

  • @bloemundude
    @bloemundude 5 років тому +7

    Musket rifles, 5 shots per minute, and dual-wielded pistols? And yet them lobsterbacks still couldn't stop the Germans from bombing Pearl Harbor.