@@victorcoleman949 People convicted if their 1st DUI shouldn't get 24 hours of picking up roadside garbage. Instead, they should have to make 24 hours riding along with law enforcement making next of kin notifications after a DUI fatality. That way, they can see what it's like standing on a stranger's porch at 0230 trying to frame the words that will destroy the world of whoever opens the door.
That part about "Hell isn't a place you go to, it's a place you create with....." That part was too real, and too relatable. Gonna need mushrooms to get past that one
I don't care how many takes that took to get through Heather, it was pure brilliance! Loved your episode of Unsubscribed. The number of times that Cody was bright red was a sight to enjoy and I hope you savored every minute of it! :)
“In honor of getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane...” LMAO. I freakin love you Heather. Thanks for always making us laugh. You’re the best my friend.
ive been using the line " bang it like a screen door during a Louisiana hurricane since i was a child! got it from the south! aint never heard it again till you!
This is the first time ever, she scared me. When she was tearing through that monologue, I felt the cold tendrils of fear. Icy, cold fear. What does it say about me that I liked it? Another great skit guys
The sad thing is how accurate that monologue was... I met my wife via online dating but that was only after years of effort... most of my time dating was a horrid waste except for helping me to appreciate the gold I have now. ❤️
Since high school in the 80's, my friends and I have gone into rants and diatribes totally off the cuff. None of us compare to Heather's ability to deliver them with such fervor.
As usual a masterpiece was created, the energy between jack mandavale, caleb and heather can be matched by nobody, they seem too feed off each other flawlessly, also Heather is absolutely gorgeous and funny in anything she does, keep up the great work
You are so adorable Heather,the sweet nothings you whispered on the theme of Valentine's Day have caused my heart to melt,and my brain. :-) I still love your humour and hope you get your heart's desire,however twisted it may be. X
"Who wants to spit in my mouth?!" "...that's the spirit." Thank you Heather, for making me scream with laughter! 🤣🤣 ...oh God I hope he said spit and not something that rhymes with spit. 💩
"Too much" chloroform... That's like saying you don't need to burn down your workplace after you already burned down your supervisors car. It's about the message.
Heather, thank you for making my day a little brighter. After bad news today I needed a laugh and as always you provided it, doesn’t hurt as well that you’re smoking hot to look at. Donut is a very lucky man.
Heather, you've been inside my head haven't you. Guess you didn't read the warning label first. But it's ok, it should only take three 1.75 liter bottles with an additional 750 ml chaser of Captain Morgan, a night, for a month and a half, to clear some of the embedded memories/imagery to fade. But enough about my early 20's. Great segment.
Wife heard the video and asked, "what the hell are you watching"? I said Heather Lynn. She said OH! 😂😂😂 Awesome video Heather and creative writing as usual!!!👌👍
That rant was dark, epic and you absolutely nailed it. The question I have is how do you come up with all this? Just saw the BRCC video with Donut and Brandon. Your team entry had the classic Heather fingerprints all over it.
Holy expletive, how have I not found your channel before! It's like your videos are my inner monologue, but with liquor and coffee... So basically my inner monologue. Instant fan!
As always, love you work!!! Way to commit to that speech too, everything from the color grade to the gradual zoom, these are my 2 fav “sidekicks” as they make everything even funnier!!!!! Thank you!!!
🤔🤔well Lynn spoke words of wisdom regarding on what society have become with all its shallowness, commercialization and instant gratification. My respects for recognizing this phenomenon that is taking place in our society 🙏
Ok, two things: First: How many takes did that EPIC, SCATHING, VENOMOUS MONOLOGUE take?? Second: The desaturation was a really, really nice touch. It made the tone SO much darker and COLD. Genius!
Oh God the monolog halfway through hits deep. Deep, like donut staring into the new 4k camera during the Unsubscribe podcast with Tim Kennedy at the 27:40 mark.
The beautiful part (well, Heather is too) of Heather's social commentary is that it really is spot on and deep. Sad, because it's true, but beautifully put.
“Getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane”. I’ll have to remember that one Heather; I haven’t laughed so hard about a Valentine’s Day reference in years.
“Long romantic walks to the liquor store.” Heather is teaching kids not to drink and drive… such a role model. 👍
hahaha so true
@@HeatherLynnOh lol keep up the good work of being a role model
and to exercise
You should never drink and drive, you could kill someone or even worse get a DUI...
@@victorcoleman949 People convicted if their 1st DUI shouldn't get 24 hours of picking up roadside garbage.
Instead, they should have to make 24 hours riding along with law enforcement making next of kin notifications after a DUI fatality.
That way, they can see what it's like standing on a stranger's porch at 0230 trying to frame the words that will destroy the world of whoever opens the door.
"2 people staring at each other on opposite sides of a sinking ship." Never a better metaphor for relationships. Happy Single Awareness Day Heather!
Cheers!
@@HeatherLynnOh Cheers Heather. Thank you for the. . . warped mind and the gift to Us. 😂
That part about "Hell isn't a place you go to, it's a place you create with....." That part was too real, and too relatable. Gonna need mushrooms to get past that one
Probably my favorite heather monologue
"getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane." OMG that was comedic brilliance! Thanks Heather, I love these skits!!
haha thank you
NO Dobermans were harmed during the making of this video....
hahaha never. love them Dobermans. 😅
What about beavers? Were any beavers destroyed?
@@the88thdarcstar only Jack’s
@@the88thdarcstar only beavers were destroyed
That's not a Doberman anyway.
That's an opossum, obviously.
I don't care how many takes that took to get through Heather, it was pure brilliance! Loved your episode of Unsubscribed. The number of times that Cody was bright red was a sight to enjoy and I hope you savored every minute of it! :)
Haha thanks man I appreciates ya 🤘🏼
Agreed that must have been super hard to get right...❤ya Heather..
“In honor of getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane...” LMAO.
I freakin love you Heather. Thanks for always making us laugh. You’re the best my friend.
🤘🏼🤘🏼🤣🤣
That was the single greatest monologue I have ever heard.
Thank you Heather. I wish I could carry on a monologue with the same straight face and grace as you! You made my day!
thanks man!
ive been using the line " bang it like a screen door during a Louisiana hurricane since i was a child!
got it from the south!
aint never heard it again till you!
This is the first time ever, she scared me. When she was tearing through that monologue, I felt the cold tendrils of fear. Icy, cold fear. What does it say about me that I liked it? Another great skit guys
my apologies lol
That monologue was profoundly brilliant! Seriously deserving of an award! Thanks Miss Heather.
Roflmao the depressing monologue was priceless, between Jack and Caleb. Heather you out done yourself good going Chica!!!
thank you!
Girl, that was the best (and most hilarious) Valentine's Day monologue. Bravo, bravo, bravo. 😁
haha thank you!🤘🏼🖤
The sad thing is how accurate that monologue was... I met my wife via online dating but that was only after years of effort... most of my time dating was a horrid waste except for helping me to appreciate the gold I have now. ❤️
Since high school in the 80's, my friends and I have gone into rants and diatribes totally off the cuff. None of us compare to Heather's ability to deliver them with such fervor.
YEEEEOOOOOWWWW! Scorched earth. Happy Valentines day, I think.
As usual a masterpiece was created, the energy between jack mandavale, caleb and heather can be matched by nobody, they seem too feed off each other flawlessly, also Heather is absolutely gorgeous and funny in anything she does, keep up the great work
awe thank you
"I'm not ready for this shit today, Heather."
Um, I just saw Caleb do some questionable things with Crisco and a duck... I call B.S.
That’s fair
He must still be sore!
„That’s Raw!“
You are so adorable Heather,the sweet nothings you whispered on the theme of Valentine's Day have caused my heart to melt,and my brain. :-) I still love your humour and hope you get your heart's desire,however twisted it may be. X
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Love you Heather!!
Awesome commentary! And loved the "long romantic walks" line. Thanks for sharing and brightening the week!
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These are so much fun, Heather.
''Oh god im not ready for this shit today Heather''
Me too Caleb, me too.
Nobody ever is..
Only if you drink enough; that being said: never stop
@@HeatherLynnOh I love you
Gets better and better every time!
Love the vids. I can’t imagine how many takes it takes to get all the giggles out
too many good bloopers
So true on so many levels. Absolutely love you!!!
I give up. My life will never be as awesome as Jack's. 🤦😂
Also, possibly your best, most chilling existential rant yet. You win.
thanks man!
That monologue was simply amazing, in less than two minutes you described the world we live in, sad but true, have a good Valentine's Day Heather
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These are always my favorite BRCC skits. Heather is the bomb and Caleb is getting better everytime. Jack...you should probably talk to someone.😉
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It’s so cool how Heather holds her composure until she loses it. Priceless.
I do my best lol
"Who wants to spit in my mouth?!"
"...that's the spirit."
Thank you Heather, for making me scream with laughter! 🤣🤣
...oh God I hope he said spit and not something that rhymes with spit. 💩
🤣🤣🤣
Heather your sence of humour Is by far the best I've ever watched lol ALWAYS laughing my ass off love ya from Canada east coast you're the greatest
Thank you! I appreciate you!
Please keep being you, especially the real you that educates blind masses of people👍🏾👏🏾
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Ohhh. I'm still laughing. This is so good. The one you did BRCC was awesome too
thank you!
@@HeatherLynnOh thank you for responding. It made my day even more so. I'm wondering, got any plans for another one for Saint Patrick's day?
Thank you for existing the 3 of you, Caleb, I love your energies n humor
"Too much" chloroform... That's like saying you don't need to burn down your workplace after you already burned down your supervisors car.
It's about the message.
🤣🤣🤣
Heathers monologue skills are on point
Heather, thank you for making my day a little brighter. After bad news today I needed a laugh and as always you provided it, doesn’t hurt as well that you’re smoking hot to look at. Donut is a very lucky man.
Asking for sympathy while throwing out the degrading complement sure is a great way to not get attention
@@thestu059 I’m sorry you feel that way and if I needed your opinion I’d firstly have to respect you, which I don’t.
I like to think that Heather just memorized that beautifully dark and truthful rant.
i did
Thank you Heather, you are far too cool for this world.
🖤🖤🖤
What. A. Speech! Twilight Zone vibes.
Heather, stop tip-toeing around the subject and tell us how you REALLY feel... God, I nearly spewed my coffee watching this one!! 🤣🤣
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Heather, you've been inside my head haven't you.
Guess you didn't read the warning label first.
But it's ok, it should only take three 1.75 liter bottles with an additional 750 ml chaser of Captain Morgan, a night, for a month and a half, to clear some of the embedded memories/imagery to fade. But enough about my early 20's. Great segment.
😅😅😅
Sadley the best monolog on American 'love' that I have ever heard.
Wife heard the video and asked, "what the hell are you watching"? I said Heather Lynn. She said OH! 😂😂😂 Awesome video Heather and creative writing as usual!!!👌👍
haha thanks man!
That monologue was frikkin epic!!
thanks man 🤘🏼🤘🏼
That rant was dark, epic and you absolutely nailed it. The question I have is how do you come up with all this? Just saw the BRCC video with Donut and Brandon. Your team entry had the classic Heather fingerprints all over it.
hahaha I have a super dark mind. I swear I have like one existential crisis every day. 🤣🤘🏼
@@HeatherLynnOh at the risk of sounding overly and overtly sadistic, your crises make for some seriously entertaining videos.
I don't know why I can't find any Valentine's day cards with that outstanding spoken word poem you just gave. Probably sold out.
After HEATHER'S speach, I realized my lifes pretty good 🤣
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Holy expletive, how have I not found your channel before! It's like your videos are my inner monologue, but with liquor and coffee... So basically my inner monologue. Instant fan!
This was the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen. 😂😂😂
hahahaha
As always, love you work!!! Way to commit to that speech too, everything from the color grade to the gradual zoom, these are my 2 fav “sidekicks” as they make everything even funnier!!!!! Thank you!!!
I love her don't give a crap attitude
Cheer's 🍻🍻🍻
cheers!
My singleness has never felt more validated. Thank you.
That monologue got dark fast lol you rocked on unsubscribe podcast
thanks man!
"That's a doe-berman" 🤣😂🤣 that got me good!
🤔🤔well Lynn spoke words of wisdom regarding on what society have become with all its shallowness, commercialization and instant gratification. My respects for recognizing this phenomenon that is taking place in our society 🙏
Thank you Heather, again you have brought a smile to my face on a semi crap shoot of a day. Rock on!!
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OMG !! I love this one !!!!
You guys make the best commercials !! I share them with everyone
These three are the best parts of Black Rifle, all of the talent with none of the cringe. Comedy gold every time they're on screen.
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Love the lowering of the contrast as you went off on that rant.
Love Heather. Happy Valentine's Day!
Happy belated VDAY! lol
That, young lady, is academy material. Wonderfully poetic. YOUR BEST video yet.
awe thank you!
I just love these and how spot on she really is. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏. Hilarious too btw
OMG I love these videos!!!!! Great job Heather... You Rock!!!
You’ve left me completely speechless. Well Heather, I’ve nothing left do do but get hammered drunk and laugh at more of your videos.
thanks man!
Ok, two things:
First: How many takes did that EPIC, SCATHING, VENOMOUS MONOLOGUE take??
Second: The desaturation was a really, really nice touch. It made the tone SO much darker and COLD.
Genius!
that was my first and only take! but i did rehearse it a few times!
Oh God the monolog halfway through hits deep. Deep, like donut staring into the new 4k camera during the Unsubscribe podcast with Tim Kennedy at the 27:40 mark.
Heather is brilliant. Just brilliant.
🖤🖤🖤
Dropping all the truth
As always, another great skit. Heather for President!!!! Caleb as VP and Jack as Secretary of State!
Absolutely Awesome writing and acting!
Heather + Caleb + Jack playing Phasmophobia = Comedy Gold! LOL
Thanks again Heather!
You keep getting better and better !! great stuff !
God, I just love Heather's video, they're always a hoot.
Wow... That escalated quickly!
Dang, Heather's social commentary is on point! Keep it up!!
She speaks the truth and is very direct. I like her.
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You never let me down Heather! Keep being you!!! 💖🥰
That "thunk" with the arrow at the end killed me
Your comedic brilliance NEVER ceases to amaze me!!!!
Of all the videos on UA-cam I look forward to these Bitter Barista's more than anything else. By far my favorite form of dopamine!
I always said relationships were about settling. Water seeks its own level. Funny stuff, thanks!
That monologue should be turned into a screamo song 🤘🏻!
Thank you for these videos, you are awesome!
I think this is my favorite video yet, for the monologue alone.
I love how bright your dark in you is. It gives you an awesome amount of energy, kind of like a lightning bolt.
Actually deeply insightful at times.
You’re the funniest person I’ve ever seen
The beautiful part (well, Heather is too) of Heather's social commentary is that it really is spot on and deep. Sad, because it's true, but beautifully put.
Wow Heather! Your pillow talk is on point!
Some of Heather’s best work yet. Good stuff.
awe thank you!
Yeah… that rant was pretty much 100% truth right there.
Heather, your refreshing monolog was epic! Thank you.
Best barista rant ever!
That rant was amazing!
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Well said Coffee Goddess
“Getting banged like a screen door in a hurricane”. I’ll have to remember that one Heather; I haven’t laughed so hard about a Valentine’s Day reference in years.
hehehehe
That has to be your longest rant to date.