Pumpkin Pie Latte - Bitter Barista (Karen Ruins It)
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I need to commit this to memory: "Has it ever occurred to you that that it's no one else's responsibility to make sure that you're emotionally stable? But you can't comprehend that, can you? Because being an alleged victim of circumstances is the only identity that you possess. You use minor inconveniences to belittle other people just so you can inflate your own sense of self-importance, because you've never actually accomplished shit in your life. And if you were to take that time to look inwards to reflect, you would weep at the pathetic puddle you've reduced the confines of your life to. Then again, life was never a game of rock, paper, a scissor, where logic doesn't always defeat entitled bitch! By the way, I called you Karen because I'm a nice person. What I mean is C#NT."
YES
Yes. One of the most epic rants ever. And the fact she said it all without stopping! Wonder how many takes that took.
while it was done in a comedic format... it's literally what we all think about Karens. Well Done.
She has a fiery rage that speaks to me.
May we appropriate your wisdom; oh beautiful, wise Heather, and spread it among the masses?
"It's not technically WATERboarding if you use coffee"
Oh boy i hope that gets on a T-Shrt :D
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NGL I'd buy that shirt.
@@antagonist99 #metoo
I want that T-shirt
I'd buy that shirt.
"It's not technically WATERboarding if you use coffee"
Big Brain energy here
check out the big brains on Braaad
One wonders if the number of people wishing to “coffee board” a Karen exceeds the actual number of Karen’s...enquiring minds want to know.
@@HeatherLynnOh I NEED THIS IN A T-SHIRT.... Please take my pre-order payment now.... -Kyle.
And technically, the coffee should be at least at temperature hot enough to heat up a frozen C-Rat can of beef and motherfockers at -20F.
@@travisgentz794 I would by one. Brilliant!
Oh, Karen. That was perfect. I was in Utah traveling. While sitting outside smoking a cigar, I get a death stare I can feel from you guessed it, Karen. 30ft away no less. She sent her beta male husband my way. Since I have a resting pissed face, he looked turned and went back to Karen who screamed at him. Karen must have beat him that night.
His beta male peepee took a Karen-fisted pounding that night I bet....
Jamesons!! sweeeeet
@@Voice_of_Freedom76 But did he really choose life? Not a life I'd choose anyway.
people in the military or even ex military have a special look in their eyes, thats probably why the guy left with his tail between his legs hahaha semper fi !!!
That’s my new saying.. “It’s not technically waterboarding if you use coffee”
It's true lmao
Or urine
@@jeffwilliamson2282 just no
@@HeatherLynnOh Oooooor diesel.
Shame....Shame.....Shame...
"It's not technically waterboarbing if you use coffee" had me lol.
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HeatherLynnOh I’m using that one!
@@HeatherLynnOh something tells me you and I would have a great time trying to one-up each other as we try to figure out how to torture Karens
It's technically not waterboarding if you use gasoline either, so it's good to know there are options. Lol.
@@williammatthews2948 that is true, but allegedly gasoline is somewhat hard on those with delicate skin, so some people might suggest diesel, also it has a lovely aroma.
Newsflash: Local barista lights Karen on fire, eyewitnesses say it was an absolute verbal massacre.
Moving on, you should trademark the term "Coffeeboarding"
Great vid!
thank you!
@@HeatherLynnOh #copyrightCoffeeBoarding
Don't forget to hashtag it!!!
Dude right turn it into a t-shirt.
Sheriff Buford T Justice himself could had not given a better ass chewing. That was pure gold.
Thank you!
At least she didnt b-b-q his a$$ in molasses ..... although ...... lol
Wait... WHADDAYA MEAN FRANK QUIT????? Oh, wait, yeah makes sense...
hahaha they ran away screaming
@@HeatherLynnOh I wonder why... 🤔😜
OMG!!! You said the "C" word!!! 😱🙊🙉 Heather, You are the best!!! More please!!!😂😂😂
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Meanwhile in Australia: 😏
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And Alex shows up! with a wall of smiles! 😂
@@TheMichaelStott Yep where we use it in nearly every sentence haha
"From the bottom of my heart...I don't give a f*ck!" Love it...and the rant as well! Great video, always happy to see another video of Bitter Barista series.
thank you!
would make a great tshirt
"I use Karen because I'm nice"
Oh holy hell that damned near killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Out-fucking-standing Heather! This was one of the best Barista episodes. Your retort should be required listening for the general public. Keep rockin!
Yes! So well said! Best description of a Karen I've ever heard!
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If only someone would talk back to a Karen like that while ordering a Coffee :-D
SLAY
I laughed way too hard when Heather dropped the "C" bomb. Good times.
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You using the “C” word is priceless. Love your vids.
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Not technically water boarding.
Modern problems require modern solutions and this is a fantastic solution to a modern problem!
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But PLEASE use a lesser brand of coffee!! Using BRCC would be a real WASTE!!!
Honest to God, who ever would have thought water....sorry, coffee boarding could generate sales?
Genius, pure genius.
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We SERIOUSLY need some @HeatherLynnOh Merch, first shirt out needs to be "It's not Technically WATERBoarding if you use coffee" with a outline of you holding a coffee pot!!!! I'll give all my monies for this!
haha that would be rad. I'm working on my stuff right now. I'll add it to the list.
Coffee Boarding! 🇺🇸💪🏻💯 The things you say give me hope. Hope for Karen’s across the globe to listen and understand. Thank you Heather! 💯❤️🇺🇸
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Wow, excellent job on delivering your lines during your “rant”.
Thank you!
"It's technically not waterboarding if you use coffee"... turn this into a shirt, sweater, patch and sticker and you can take my money..
LOL
No joke, I'd buy this as a bumper sticker. Even better if they had some way of making it so it just says "Biden 2020" unless it's cold and raining, and then the real message shows up. They used to be able to do stuff like that on coffee mugs.
"It's technically not waterboarding if you use coffee." Just lost it after that. Now I need a new monitor. LOL! GOOD JOB! Thank you for bringing joy to this pandemic! Keep up the good work.
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First!
Also, bravo on that speech 👏
Karen got WRECKED!
Beautifully done.
Thank you!
Oh boy, Jack is back and he's better than ever!
yessss
Jack needs to be a therapist for Karens, he seems to understand them better than they understand themselves.
Aawww, I thought you meant Jack Baugher..... 😥
@@grant4254 His impression of them is terrifyingly accurate.
😂😂 "From the bottom of my heart, i don't give a fuck!"
That's priceless
Yeahh boy the king and the queen are back
yuhhhh 🤘🏼🤘🏼
What an epic rant, "its nobody's responsibility to make sure you are emotionally stable" and it just gets better from there! Pure gold!!
Thank you!
My Monday was a shit show, but this made EVERYTHING better!
glad to hear!
Can we get that on a bumper sticker, "It’s not technically waterboarding if you use coffee”?
I can dig it
"It's not technically water boarding if you use coffee."
CIA Interrogators: "Why haven't we thought of this!"
Thank you for simply and plainly stating what should be posted to billboards across this country👍
The fact that she actually started pouring coffee over him had me rollin. Spectacular!
JAck is a real trooper
@@HeatherLynnOh got to admit you looked like you were really enjoying yourself there.
"It's not waterboarding if you use coffee". Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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1:17 👏👏👏👏 Bravo!! I think you've just said what everyone else has been thinking. Well done!! *standing ovation * 👏👏👏
Also, this drink looks delicious.
Thank you! I know these videos are ridiculous but they are legit recipes that actually taste good!
@@HeatherLynnOh Your welcome! So, what your basically doing is making coffee drink recipes, more fun?
That’s what I’m saying! We need more people to sack up and just say what needs to be said. And maybe give em a little coffee boarding for good measure LoL
Preach!!! Amen!!! She is saying everything I want to say to so many people.
Yes! Love the rant! Another successful diagnosis Doc. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼🔥🔥🤘🏼
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Thank you from all of us who work customer service. You speak for us all.
My smile just kept getting bigger and bigger during that rant XD
haha awesome!
HAHAHA! "not technically waterboarding if you use coffee! " thanks for the chuckle Heather!
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Why do I get the impression that having Heather Coffee-Board you, is likely to be a very much requested 'premium service' by certain members of the internet.
Because it probably would be 🤷♂️🤦♂️
That speech is priceless! I love getting your notifications......... it always makes my day!
awe thank you!
@@HeatherLynnOh no no no, seems like Smiles are hard to come by these days, but you produce them by the minute. So thank you beautiful!
Damn I felt that intensity when she went off
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🤣 Didn't even give Karen a chance to ask for the manager.
she was gonna.. i could feel it coming..
This is genius 😂😂
awe thank you 😘
‘I’m going to complain about this at church later’ is now my new favorite comeback, lmao.
hahaha
That eye roll, though
Sorry, I’m drooling over this small package of insanity we call Heather Lynn
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Thank you for saying what I have thought/feel for way too long.
Hilarious as Always!, Happy Halloween Heather.
Thanks so much! Happy almost Halloween lol
There were so many one liners in this I loved it! Thanks Heather :)
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HELL YESSSS. Im just happy my request was accepted.
That was awesome. You called out the Karen perfectly.
Love you videos Heather, this is awesome
Thank you!❤️
Honestly I don’t know how you do these with a straight face!! Well said!
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Hell Ya, the truth has never sounded so good!!! You go Girl!!!!!
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EPIC rant blasting Karen that was so accurate it should be in a freaking encyclopedia!!!
You had me at water boarding.
lol
This should be a mandatory watch on Facebook for all the Karens' out there complaining about masks and the people not wearing them. Heather, you are a national treasure!
awe thank you!
I mean, I wouldn’t commit the sacrilege of waterboarding someone with coffee. Drink the coffee, pour diesel on Karen instead.
thats fair
@@HeatherLynnOh Coffee board Karen with Maxwell House and add insult to injury, keep the good stuff for yourself.
UA-cam just asked me what I thought about this video... 5 Stars, baby!!! It was definitely inspiring, life-changing, and heart warming.
You da best!
--Sweet, SWEET Mother of GOD this is the teary-eyed beauty of comedic ...stuff...I needed today. The dude-boob flash did trigger me though. Now I can't eat, like ever.
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@@HeatherLynnOh you are such a very special brand of warped, and I thank you for it. 😁😁😁
Yesss!! More phrases to add to my mental library of insults and phrases! Love your videos!
Thank you!
That was Fn AWESOME!
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Your patience lasted longer then mine would have!! What a Karen...lol love your show.
lol thank you
OMG! That is brilliant! Respectfully request permission to use that professional victim monologue. It's not waterboarding if it's coffee 🤣🤣🤣 You should have pulled out an AR15 and watched Karen's head explode.
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This makes me soooooooo happy.
If Heathers pouring it it’s “HOT”coffee!!!👍🇺🇸
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LMFAO!!! Another great vid. I love that you can literally see HL’s mind snap before she monologues (and holy SHIT did I love the monologue).
hahaha thank you!
That might be the best speech I've heard since stallone in rocky balboa.. 😁
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Oh my gosh.....thank you thank you thank you. I love it. Not only do I love pumpkin spice lattes, I love your common sense attitude tword every Karen out there. Your video's are awesome. Keep them coming. Thank God for America and Coffee.
Looks good! I just ordered me a coffee or die Java drip and some murdered out grounds
"From the bottom of my heart, I don't give a fuck" hahaha
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I love Heather. Just needed to say that out loud. Sooo yeah. Well better go make coffee before I go make a Karen of myself..
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"Not technically waterboarding.." LoL.. you are awesome! More videos, please!!!
I'll keep em coming!
FRESH ROAST BOARDING!
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We Love You Heather! Please Don't EVER CHANGE!
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THE ULTIMATE KAREN
love from Australia
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Good luck over there
@@miguel-cr8cl what do u mean
@@WackyTech8 oh just the crazy shit over there like you know the snakes the crocs the roo’s you know the lovely side of Australia
Or maybe did you mean all the tyranny from their government? The government made up of Karen's better wear a mask better take the test or off to the goolag or I mean covid camp.... scary thing is Big Black Rifle coffee will be just fine about that. Very anti-American message here
That rant you made I'm standing on the pew screaming AMEN!!!!
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Mental note: use coffee and it won't be considered water boarding. ✔
big facts
This is the best video for both female and male Karens! Love it!
It's not technically WATERboarding if you use coffee... i would be ok with that lol
a good way to caffeinate
Imagine what it was like trying to "secure" Jack to the table lol the BTS of that must have been f&$kin hilarious
She is beautiful!!
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Love it! Thank you.
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This one needs the big ole Ric Flair WWWHHHHOOOOO!!!!!!, down side I took a drink of water while watching this now I've got to change my shirt and swap keyboards.
hahahaha i love it
You waterboarded yourself in her honour... ADMIT IT!!!!!
@@peterbenson2185 , Did not think of it in that light, but you may be on to something there I do have a long history of good looking women influencing me to do stupid things.
@@HeatherLynnOh You are a lethal combination of hilarious and gorgeous, keep up the good work. They are very funny and a good laugh helps a lot in times like these.
First thing I have seen today that makes any sense. The voice of sanity and logic for our age.
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I dunno... Something tells me Heather might have been serious here...
Nah, probably just lack of coffee making me see things
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I needed some Heather today. Thanks!
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My favorite way to have coffee...tied up by a Beautiful woman and having it poured all over my face...???
Oh sorry wrong fantasy Heather.
haha oh god
Sigh... Now I have to update my fetish list.
Yes! New video! Just the thing to make Monday bearable
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God bless you and your amazing coffee and God bless the USA where you can be a Karen or whatever you want to be
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LMAO!! You are just awesome. Always enjoy the Bitter Barista! Thanks, Heather for always making me laugh :)
Thank you!
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Talking about holding your breath underwater to explain logic to a Karen 🤣 lol two thumbs up Heather 👍👍 keep waterboarding I mean coffeeboarding!!
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Holy shit, my demon GF is runnin' wild!
Me likey!
And nice memorization, Heather.
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Heather remembered that entire rant and dispatched it effortlessly, I wish my baristas were as cool as you.
awe thank you!
Coffee is just bean water. Im gonna use that line next time the cops get cal... i mean you didnt see that
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You know..., she made a whole lotta sense and I've never heard it put so damn well.
Fun fact: you’re not early, you’re right on time
LMAO
Right on from Canada