Ali G- Satellites and the Tele

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
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    Ali G talks to an expert about satellite television, and the telephone
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 274

  • @Father_Qese
    @Father_Qese 6 років тому +1229

    The quality gets progressively worse and worse as you keep going through the recommended Ali g videos

    • @kaba1996
      @kaba1996 4 роки тому +14

      Yess

    • @jerrywright6137
      @jerrywright6137 4 роки тому +103

      But the content quality just gets better😁

    • @insidher
      @insidher 4 роки тому +109

      That's techmology

    • @beetlejuice1209
      @beetlejuice1209 4 роки тому +2

      Try this...
      ua-cam.com/video/5eIq5s1oLsM/v-deo.html
      or this...
      ua-cam.com/video/e-n2CmoXrNo/v-deo.html

    • @coreytrevor1920
      @coreytrevor1920 4 роки тому +85

      im watching these while looking at my stack of ali g dvds thinking i should be the hero youtube needs

  • @heavymeddle28
    @heavymeddle28 8 років тому +268

    what the hell?!? censored!!! why spend time on a such idiotic thing.

    • @stevethea5250
      @stevethea5250 4 роки тому +2

      This video lost me the most brain cells 😂

    • @angushair9528
      @angushair9528 4 роки тому

      It's youtube not the uploader

  • @telephonicrevenge4501
    @telephonicrevenge4501 5 років тому +204

    "satruhlights" is just mind blowing

  • @joshg2603
    @joshg2603 3 роки тому +182

    “You’re *probably* watching this on the telly”
    This man was so ahead of his time.

    • @cpt.dr.hawkeye1740
      @cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 Рік тому +4

      This man knew more about techmology than anyone

    • @muhammadwasim428
      @muhammadwasim428 Рік тому

      @@cpt.dr.hawkeye1740 i though i am the only one watching this after 13 or more years

  • @matthewzeller5026
    @matthewzeller5026 6 років тому +180

    What's the point of uploading an Ali G clip when you're going to edit out all the jokes?

  • @stephenphilpott6772
    @stephenphilpott6772 2 роки тому +17

    Catching up on all these interviews over the last few nights, they're even funnier than the first time round. Class👌🏻

  • @jerchan
    @jerchan 15 років тому +69

    one of the rare guys that actually doesn't doubt ali g's questions

  • @Spinosaurus44
    @Spinosaurus44 2 роки тому +39

    This man was completely speechless

  • @zombiekeenasaur
    @zombiekeenasaur 2 роки тому +18

    The mobile phone idea is just pure genius👌

  • @geofreyr
    @geofreyr 10 років тому +224

    How in God's name does he do this stuff with a straight face!

    • @RainingCnD
      @RainingCnD 9 років тому +9

      geofreyr :spot on man..have been thinking the same..this guy is a m.f***ing genius, any comedian should feel "inferiority complexity" watching his flawless execution.. respect for real.

    • @yabbilydoobily3998
      @yabbilydoobily3998 8 років тому +4

      +Akib Khan Sacha Baron Cohen said that if he pretends that he's Ali G, it's easier to not laugh, because he reminds himself that Ali G doesn't find the joke funny, which helps him keep a straight face.

    • @kingtshilobo1849
      @kingtshilobo1849 4 роки тому

      geofreyr I’m sure after he gets used to it he becomes immune to it

    • @markokangasvieri3670
      @markokangasvieri3670 3 роки тому

      Is It worship?...! Whitnessing?
      What kind of world should you ask?...!

    • @al54321x
      @al54321x 3 роки тому +1

      do you can see a straight face? i only see a bunch of pixel

  • @SimbolicProductions
    @SimbolicProductions 12 років тому +65

    wtf kind of editing is this. Next time just smash the video over your head.

  • @BholaPrasadNyaupane
    @BholaPrasadNyaupane 3 роки тому +2

    Respect..Thanks a lot for coming

  • @ProfRogers
    @ProfRogers 15 років тому +41

    This guy has really got bogged down with Ali G in the most sub standard intelligent conversation in history!! Absolutely hilarious!! Aliens watching tv for free! How does he keep a straight face

    • @greg_4201
      @greg_4201 10 місяців тому

      He's an 'authority' in technology who believes in satellites in 'space', and presumably heliocentrism and the globe, and thinks 'how can sky stop aliens watching satellite for free?' is a good question; he's an idiot.

  • @Mr.Ditkovich.
    @Mr.Ditkovich. Рік тому +2

    And I thought I watched all of Ali G's interviews. Looks like I need to keep digging.

  • @3dgar7eandro
    @3dgar7eandro 4 роки тому +29

    How the sky TV made the aliens stop watching tv for free...
    That's a really good question 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌

  • @luigipkxh
    @luigipkxh Рік тому +3

    He's like that class mate that asks all the questions that you think might look too stupid to ask, but that everyone would like to know.

  • @Neal5189
    @Neal5189 16 років тому +8

    start giving these videos one star. I am sick of usammon cutting out all of the jokes.

  • @muddwell
    @muddwell 16 років тому +20

    This guy is totally bamboozled by every question eh ? nice bloke though.

  • @rangerinthehood
    @rangerinthehood 16 років тому +19

    so how does sky tv stop aliens watching tv for free? LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @OttomanZC
    @OttomanZC 5 років тому +7

    Hactually amazing tekmologie

    • @Synday
      @Synday 3 роки тому +1

      cringe name subhuman

  • @lillosnx
    @lillosnx 17 років тому +4

    Ah! I love Ali!

  • @KeroRizkalla
    @KeroRizkalla 14 років тому +7

    LOL i love how everyone is just arguing for the sake of it! almost as entertaining as the videos :P

  • @johnb1150
    @johnb1150 Рік тому +1

    Aliens getting free sky but they can't work out what's being said lol

  • @christiansteiner
    @christiansteiner 15 років тому +6

    the mobile phone for the house,, priceless

  • @charlesdarwin7253
    @charlesdarwin7253 3 роки тому +2

    Why was the bit chopped up like it's CNN coverage of every Republican party speech in US history?

  • @RandomizedJeff
    @RandomizedJeff 15 років тому +17

    1/5 stars... no need to edit :/

    • @bnap3221
      @bnap3221 4 роки тому +14

      Wow, a comment from the time when stars were used instead of like/dislike

    • @user24233
      @user24233 4 роки тому +1

      @@bnap3221 yeah

  • @isthisnamestillfree
    @isthisnamestillfree 14 років тому +5

    I have to say, I enjoyed your exquisite editing.
    5*

  • @andreeadobre3190
    @andreeadobre3190 3 роки тому +1

    If you is watching this, you is watching the telly - umm no, I is watching youtube on an ipad :))

  • @brrrrantarctica
    @brrrrantarctica 15 років тому

    Seriously, just be glad that the videos are up. If you want unedited videos, stop yelling stupid insults and go upload them yourselves.

  • @EdubertoPalitroke
    @EdubertoPalitroke 10 місяців тому

    Those questions were good.

    • @kevincollett1842
      @kevincollett1842 3 місяці тому

      Except for the part where he mistook stars for "Satruhlittes".

  • @rickysmyth
    @rickysmyth 7 років тому +34

    I seen the real thing. There is no swearing or anything considered inappropriate in it. Maybe it was censored so the viewers couldn't find out the way to get Sky TV for free; you screw your eyes up and try to make out the picture xD

    • @CunningScott
      @CunningScott  7 років тому +4

      rickysmyth it was used at a religious education institution, so was necessary to cut out some parts... That although were funny to me would've made it impossible to use in the setting we used it... Same reason many of the others were edited!

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth 7 років тому +4

      When you edit out parts, the next part of the video doesnt make sense and you miss out on all the jokes. Why did you find it necessary to make it so unwatchable? Surely the people at the institution were annoyed too?

    • @CunningScott
      @CunningScott  7 років тому +1

      rickysmyth it's probably enough to say the institution was BYU... 😂

    • @rickysmyth
      @rickysmyth 7 років тому +8

      I think you should take all these down and upload the unedited ones otherwise state in the video title that it has been edited. The title right now is just click bait and that is dishonest.

    • @MrYFlyer
      @MrYFlyer 3 роки тому

      @@CunningScott so restrict some information?

  • @maktek3912
    @maktek3912 11 років тому +37

    "thereoregeraly"
    lol

  • @Nabokov50
    @Nabokov50 14 років тому +4

    who screwed up this clip?

  • @desaad1725
    @desaad1725 5 років тому +4

    I dont have a strong sense of humor but I laughed and my stomach hurts

  • @RexGalilae
    @RexGalilae 5 років тому +3

    Literally nobody: *Censor an Ali-G video for offensive content*
    This guy: Challenge Accepted.

  • @baskwa
    @baskwa 14 років тому +5

    thanks for the vids but please stop editing them...PLEAAASE

  • @jimmyquck
    @jimmyquck 3 роки тому +4

    I've never seen an interviewee so befuddled and confused XD

  • @TheWrathOfCam86
    @TheWrathOfCam86 4 роки тому +3

    Censored to within an inch of its life.

  • @aabdel20
    @aabdel20 15 років тому +13

    The people laughing in the background ruins the video......

  • @farishino
    @farishino 16 років тому +1

    Thanks a lot for coming hahahahahaha

  • @TheSanien
    @TheSanien 4 роки тому +3

    So funny but you get more stupid by watching Ali G 🤣

  • @bensmith5288
    @bensmith5288 4 роки тому +1

    Why have you cut the swearing out?

  • @websoull
    @websoull 15 років тому +2

    this is the funniest episode of Ali G...
    I am lmao....

  • @rodrigopontes9802
    @rodrigopontes9802 Рік тому

    Does anyone know which episode this is from?

  • @natewill1587
    @natewill1587 4 роки тому +2

    ali g is an innovator

  • @tallboySR
    @tallboySR 16 років тому +5

    man these videos arent nearly as good censored...

  • @Randomynous01
    @Randomynous01 3 роки тому +1

    The guy has the shoot me look on his face all the time

  • @PredatorianStyl
    @PredatorianStyl 16 років тому

    why are all the videos of usammon damaged? they stock and some seconds are missing ???

  • @MsTommyknocker
    @MsTommyknocker 15 років тому +5

    so embarrassing, i sometimes get a physical reaction

  • @ptownzog91
    @ptownzog91 16 років тому +1

    y did u edited it?this is corny

  • @falorethegreat
    @falorethegreat 16 років тому +4

    no the editing and the laugh track ruin this

  • @Loony_
    @Loony_ 4 роки тому +3

    “no it ain’t, no it ain’t”

  • @hhmspotatohead2
    @hhmspotatohead2 16 років тому +1

    it would be hillarious if bruno,borat, and ali G met (i know they are all from 1 person

  • @gavrilo2007
    @gavrilo2007 16 років тому +3

    stop editing!

  • @deathskunk3
    @deathskunk3 16 років тому +4

    STOP EDITING!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @Om0plata1
    @Om0plata1 12 років тому +1

    whats the point of censoring ali g videos.. its not like kids look it up..

  • @deathskunk3
    @deathskunk3 16 років тому +1

    Damn... To bad the aliens are get it 4 free! Lets take action!

    • @frankG335
      @frankG335 Рік тому

      I think this is the one thing we can all agree on! It will unify us all!

  • @sigmagrinder7648
    @sigmagrinder7648 4 роки тому

    "Fucks a lot for coming"

  • @MichaelNovak1987
    @MichaelNovak1987 2 роки тому +1

    Satralites

  • @DVAFP
    @DVAFP 15 років тому +2

    censorship is evil

  • @frunkiss
    @frunkiss 15 років тому +3

    this is so ridiculous even for ali g standards.

  • @ReyesDuarteAlcantara
    @ReyesDuarteAlcantara 17 років тому +2

    LMAO i love this guy he's friggin jokes hahaha

  • @pharoahrussell
    @pharoahrussell 16 років тому

    i haven't seen this one b4, and its bloody cut, whats the point mate??

  • @rafonzo
    @rafonzo 16 років тому

    This is unbearable to watch with all those freakin cuts, seriously dude stop that. Why putting on Ali G Clips where the language is cut out ? That's a part of what makes it funny

  • @ksouth88
    @ksouth88 17 років тому +3

    This person doesn't have to post the videos. What everyone's doing is the equivalent of telling the charity running a soup kitchen that you don't like their soup.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 роки тому +2

      If you're going to do something, do it to the best of your ability rather than churn out crap

  • @xdrengen
    @xdrengen 15 років тому

    Usammon stop fucking posting Ali G if you don't like him for he's full potential

  • @GillenandLin
    @GillenandLin Рік тому

    You need the cool box 50-80 has

  • @mythinktube
    @mythinktube 15 років тому

    Did you put that canned laugher on?? It's ruined!!

  • @guillermomontoyo
    @guillermomontoyo 6 років тому +11

    Oh he edited out the bad words aww thumbs down beothch!

  • @harrisjamie7864
    @harrisjamie7864 3 роки тому

    rip this man

  • @MiamiRSVP
    @MiamiRSVP 14 років тому +2

    Thre is no proof he edited them, he uploaded what he had , he or she, thensome peope are posting these accusations on every Ali G video, its hilarious in itself really

  • @janeyorke4197
    @janeyorke4197 Рік тому

    Boy does this planet need some brains 2023 style

  • @MemeGang420
    @MemeGang420 4 роки тому +1

    God this editing is horrible

  • @PaulOlaf-z3l
    @PaulOlaf-z3l Рік тому

    Theoryigity noffin beefs this 😂😂😂😂
    ayyyee

  • @harryvrentas6359
    @harryvrentas6359 4 роки тому +1

    Who the hell censors Ali g

  • @MajorAddiction
    @MajorAddiction 18 років тому +1

    Theo-regularly

    • @joethompson1724
      @joethompson1724 5 років тому

      M.A. you still use this account ?

    • @user24233
      @user24233 4 роки тому +1

      @@joethompson1724 serious question

  • @ag007700
    @ag007700 18 років тому +3

    lol not the best of ali g, but still good.

  • @yashasbharadwajhs
    @yashasbharadwajhs 15 років тому +2

    Congrats Einstein..

  • @osmark0
    @osmark0 15 років тому

    i know on HBO they didnt edit. this is proabbly before he came to US

  • @kidcalabria
    @kidcalabria 15 років тому +3

    It's the guy who posted it who's edited it!!! What a genius!!! Who does he think he is? Our 'moral guardian', the YT censor, or what? I'm coming across some very intelligent people on YT these days, almost as smart as Ali G (and I mean the character, not Sasha Baron Cohen. There are people on YT who can' t tell the difference!!!) And then they even have the nerve to complain that the world's getting fuc - beep - ed up!!!

  • @EternalCall
    @EternalCall 15 років тому +1

    lol mobile phone for the house...

  • @zoe_alva86
    @zoe_alva86 15 років тому +2

    if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

  • @stevema2
    @stevema2 16 років тому +1

    so now you know people dont actually live in your tele - lmao

  • @fclavijo
    @fclavijo 17 років тому +1

    i agree, ali g is hilarious but the laughter and editing ruin the clips a bit. thanks

  • @quim-ninja-6919
    @quim-ninja-6919 4 роки тому

    Waste of time if you’re censoring the content

  • @TheSands83
    @TheSands83 4 роки тому +1

    These blow quit editing them unsubscribe

  • @MsTommyknocker
    @MsTommyknocker 15 років тому

    when i was a child i didn't think the people in the tv were real

  • @Prayukth
    @Prayukth Рік тому +1

    20 Squid

  • @x-techgaming
    @x-techgaming Рік тому

    MOBILE phones for the HOUSE!

  • @pedrobianchi2412
    @pedrobianchi2412 4 роки тому

    Scott, did you edit these? Shame on you.

  • @JiChunYang
    @JiChunYang 14 років тому

    @ssshhhiiivvv999 cause youtube tells people to keep their vids under 5 mins

  • @indraneilbiswas
    @indraneilbiswas 2 роки тому

    uni of west slough

  • @kmvoss
    @kmvoss 15 років тому

    Whoever edited this should stop. Just stop.

  • @schemax
    @schemax 16 років тому

    i think those are censored scenes

  • @Albanianator
    @Albanianator 18 років тому +2

    grrr another edit on your vid :\

  • @LilGangy
    @LilGangy 15 років тому +2

    satrollite hahahhaa

  • @hsiehman
    @hsiehman 15 років тому +1

    wtf man u cut out all the good shit

  • @Trimmzz
    @Trimmzz 15 років тому

    why dont u search for the video and watch an unedited one lol thats aint too hard to do

  • @yurdadsdad
    @yurdadsdad 5 років тому +2

    HE PREDICTED PHONE CHARGERS.... THATS CRAZY

  • @onlinesaurav
    @onlinesaurav 12 років тому

    How does Ali G make people uncomfortable?