D&D Party Debates Over New Converse Shoes 👟
Вставка
- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- OSQ Dice! ► www.awesomedic...
Support the Channel! ► / oneshotquesters
SUBSCRIBE for more Short Form Content ► / @oneshortquesters
📱 FOLLOW OSQ SOCIALS 📱
► beacons.ai/one...
📧 BUSINESS INQUIRY 📧
► business@osqtv.com
One Shot Questers is a sketch comedy channel dedicated to tabletop role-playing games, encompassing a range of titles such as Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition (DnD 5e), Pathfinder (PF 1, PF 2), City of Mist, and DC20. Our content covers a variety of TTRPG topics, including news, class or character stereotypes, guides & how to’s on gameplay, rules, tips, tricks, and much more, all presented in a humorous and entertaining skit. For a quick taste of our most popular content, check out our short-form videos on platforms like TikTok, UA-cam Shorts, and Instagram Reels.
I was possessed by a ghost because I said, "smash" to it and my group had to kill me to get the ghost out
That seems like a solution made by my friends to any situation lol.
Mine would run away 3.5 campaign currently I'm warforged barbarian with adamantine body so 2/adamantine damage reduction, masterwork+1 bastard sword arm,and a great axe (character level 4) and going into juggernaut in next two levels so run from the 8 foot tall metal man with over 54 HP
Did they kill you to get the ghost out or just to get rid of you for saying "smash"?
Oof she took it personally
@@annoyingPoe15damage reduction won't stop spells but
54 HP pretty big
My brother lost an argument to a horse. It was a magic horse we had just rescued from a painting, but still a horse.
I honestly want to see that.
That there sounds like a scene from a Disney movie. Actually IT IS A SCENE IN A DISNEY MOVIE!!
@@cover_mystic545 which one?
@@SomeRandomKydd sounds like Tangled or Frozen. Or Shrek 2? Donkey becomes a horse in that one. At least I narrowed it down hopefully
Shrek is not a Disney movie. The Shrek franchise was literally created for the sole purpose of dunking on Disney as a whole
I don't remember if I've already said this one, but our group spent 10 minutes reading 2 notes because they were in cursive and the only person in the group that could read it was playing a blind character.
I choked on my laughter
how@@natalieleske8382
Was the text written in thick enough ink to trace the letters like bad Braille? And was the blind man named Eli?
😭😭😭
How did you solved that issue? 😂
My monk friend kicked through our Inn door and failed a dex check, so ended up kicking a dragon child in the face, who, if he were to die, universal war would break out.
OH-
Slight problem…
..
Did he die?
@SalamanderWilliamson nah, it was a one shot campaign that went almost nowhere, might continue it eventually.
On other notes, my friend rolled a nat20 charisma check on the main boss of that section,(an azer)and I had the ingenuity to call him gazza the azer.
@@mlghero777 HELP??
We found a secret note taped to our door, and my party members failed an intelligence check, so they ended up just reading it upside down
We spent 20m discussing a stealthy battle plan to deal with an abandoned village full of giant rats. Only to realise they had about 10 AC and 4HP.
I mean, no matter how big they are, they are still rats.
"What are gonna do, shoe me?"
"Sure, that too."
My party rolled for a spontaneous bath tub and it appeared so our Druid got in and it turned out to be a mimic and nearly died
Recently, my wife made a false hydra run. We had a 9 people party, and we spent 20 minutes arguing if moldy, maggot-filled bread is edible cause one of our rogues is hungry. My barbarian keeps yelling its extra protein while my aarakockra friend says maggots are delectable. While our arsonist elf wizard is just screaming "bread!" all over again. The sorcerer who is with the rogue when we first recruited them burned the bread, making us sad. But the arsonist wizard gathered the ashes and made it a 'smoothie' or so she says.
My party joined a cult, befriended a vampire bat, angered the ring master at a haunted circus then got out of the punishment by marrying him and therefore enslaving themselves for all eternity.
I'm not sure it it's stupid enough, but my party and I were tasked with protecting a grave, and in order to pass time, both the players and characters spent about 30-45 minutes debating the rules of uno and how we should play it
None of our comments were out of character, so even the DM was able to chime in via some NPCs helping us
My character (wizard) used an illusion spell to make it look like someone's house was on fire to help a party member get away from some guards on a roof. Another party member did not realize it was an illusion and told the person living inside that their house was on fire. I have never seen an old woman run so fast in my (fictional) life
The rogue captain of our flying ship wanted to do a barrel roll but flipped the ship upside down instead. She and I fell off while the artificer righted the ship. He couldn't steer and the ship ended up spinning at high speed. The bard jumped off and cast feather fall in an attempt to make it to the dock. His wild magic caused a unicorn to appear below him. The unicorn teleported to the dock while the bard got clotheslined in the chest by the dock. As soon as he regained his composure, he had a mental breakdown because unicorns are his favorite creatures.
My party spent an hour figuring out how to kill a tree, ended up burning it down, only to realize the Apple that was on it was what we where looking for the entire campaign
Always listen to what a barbarian says.
unless they say 'play bagpipes to lure out monsters that are attracted to noise and are probably stronger than the party members'
@@ridente Sounds like a plan to me. Not a good one mind you, but a plan.
Our barbarian got a magic espresso goblet and he gave it to a squirrel, the squirrel went nuts and ran into the rogues tent. The rogue ran out, got a nat 20 to throw the squirrel, and then the squirrel mid air was caught by a hawk
My group spent an hour observing stone pillars and throwing the goblin into the hole of one of the pillars. Before that The warforged had fallen and lost an eye
My dnd group passed more than a hour fightning a dragon: A mage (me), a rogue who already died by a cow, a bard who runned away from the fight to let us die, a clerig, a ranger, and a dwarf barbarian who the player was literaly sleeping due to his character had fainted. After literaly more than a hour of trying to fight, and finnaly running away without even attack the young dragon, our DM said that the dragon had amazing 10 hp. The clerig have 12
My DND group started in a small town, and the town was attacked by demonic chickens. They managed to Injure one how ever they got defeated cause thier rolls were horrible and one of them got dragged by the chickens😂😂😂
The Curse of the Colonel.
my party spent the hole session arqueing about if we should join the bad people
Long story short we had a small sun in a Demi plane that would heal the boss every round, we couldn’t (or rather wouldn’t) figure out the mechanic our DM made for this boss fight, so after clarifying that sunlight healed the boss but direct contact would still hurt him, had my character just grapple him and fly him straight into that small sun! Boss died and a few sessions later my monk barbarian was brought back via a wish spell, I also lost my boots of flying
One of our friends floated down a river and we didn’t see him for 5 more sessions. We went to a hotel and got warned about a rowdy person that our dm made very clear was our missing friend. We still took 10 minutes debating whether to let him out or not.
DM: okay as a wizard you can add spells to your spellbound by finding spellscrolls... which no one in this campaign has or you can copy them from other wizards spellbooks... but because the rest of the party are fighters, there won't be any enemy spellcasters to take from
Wizard: *Goes full murderhobo killing every court mage and book shop owner on the plane* DM, this is on you
Just because you have a party of mostly fighters doesn't mean you can't have enemy spellcasters, though?
My friends and I stopped at a strange mist. Me, the human fighter decided to lick the mist. I got a natural 1 for constitution and immediately turned to dust.
My character bought a "liquefied soul" And after thinking about what to do with it he just drank it. He now has an imaginary friend
Two of our party members started this snowball fight and some of the local children in the town. One of them injured a child who was sick by breaking their arm with a snowfall, and the other murdered a two year old child and went to prison where they proceeded to, screw the jail guard and their soulmate until we bailed them out. They never went to another session again.
We lost the Cleric at a haunted church and I died tripping over a pebble.... I am a Sorceress.
My party literally spent half of our session trying to figure out if frogs had a cranium
Our group spent 30 minutes arguing about what to do while running away from an eldritch being outside of reality. We ended up there by going through an exploding portal to hopefully go back to our dimension, ended up outside of time, and had to find a way back. Suddenly, there was this invisible frog-cat eldritch being stalking the area, only our goblin bard (named Pickles) managed to make the perception check...but the one playing him was a bit of an idiot (i say hypocritically) and merely said to our characters, "oh cool", our halfling cleric then proceeded to be punted by said eldritch being. I cast Sanctuary (i was a goliath paladin) after finally managing to roll a good enough perception check to protect the orc rogue and I while our bard wandered off and our tiefling druid searched for our cleric, the druid then proceeded to nearly die after my Paladin accidentally punched her in the face (the area was foggy and there were illusions) and barely made the saving throw to stay alive (albeit unconscious). When we found our bard, he was going through an illusion where he saw his neglective father and was crying om the floor. We eventually also found the cleric and escaped through a portal (I put the unconscious druid in my backpack).
That sounds awesome, NGL
@@sarmeister1699 yeah, it was fun
„I put the unconscious Druid in my backpack.”
…
Is that normal? 😅😂
@@Eraina yes
Our chaotic neutral necromancer wizard got so drunk they cast Toll the Dead on the floor. The floor broke and they fell into the basement where they found several kegs of beer and proceeded to get even more drunk.
Similar to my group, though we didn't argue about shoes we argued about killing a shop owner for stealing my half-elf barbarian's expensive elven boots with high heels
When I was DMing my group decided to evacuate an elf village through the expeditive method of burning down the palisade. BEFORE the enemy attack started.
This was a very smart plug
One 5 hour session for one of my campaigns was quite literally a shopping trip, where someone bought a cooking set and another person got kidnapped
I manage to make my players panic about magically sealed water bottles that required magic that wasn’t water based to open, I had them in a cave were the baddies were holding people that mainly used water based magic
We had to go thought these two Lapis "Grand Hall" door to fight a shapeshifter. We failed at the intelligence check and we spent 15 minutes pushing on a pull door.... One of the best campaigns we did.
My barbarian jumped into a well to check if it has water at the bottom and took 12 d6
For mine
We all spent an entire session trying to get though a door
Because we all wanted to be the first to walk in
Lets just say a certain halfling rouge in my party thought it would be fun to roll bombs into a room full of NON-HOSTILE goblins bowling ball style when our dm said the following before they did “In this room you see many goblins huddling in a corner in fear after what they heard some of which appear to be young adults” it’s between that and taming a giant rat (the same halfling rouge did). (Edit) Should probably mention the player i am referring to was playing a neutral GOOD character and not neutral evil, i was and am the only neutral evil character in the party not to mention the only evil one everyone else is/was (i say was because we lost the halfling rouge due to scheduling issues) neutral good, lawful good or lawful neutral
Well, I always heard about Lawful Stupid player characters, but now I see that Neutral Stupid is also a thing, apparently.
My group once had a thirty minute talk on how we could get our goat into a tavern
"I told him I'd kill for these shoes, and *he* didn't believe me."
This is just spite and I feel my DND chaos represented here😂
My group spent the entire session beating each other up
We spent like a good 10-30 minutes of my character trying to stop the other character to kick one child and than he punch me in the nuts witch I shrugged off the dum says that I felt worse pain than getting punch in the nuts anyway yeah
My character rolled a Nat 1 on investigating a room in a dungeon crawling with Mimics. This caused him to believe that the door he had entered the room through was a hidden mimic. He then proceeded to stab the door, celebrate "killing" the supposed mimic, then nearly die to the ACTUAL mimic.
Our group spent like 10 minutes just arguing who should change classes since we were 2 wizards a sorcerer and a bard who just got scolded by a level 20 cleric
Our Group was fighting 10 min to a hellhound with fire Attacks😂
there was this one time when my rouge made a protest sign to keep a love potion that we were selling XD
My friend tried to cast animal friendship on a bugbear. That was almost a year ago. We will never let him forget that one. Never.
One time I casted fireball on a angry plant.
It worked but I probably almost died as it dragged me into its mouth in a attempt to kill me.
I introduced my character to the group by him winning a hotdog eating contest
I tripped over a "I love my grandma" pillow and nearly broke my neck In game
I set off a spark in a forest to scare some gnomes, the forest was dry, so it caused a massive forest fire, whock pissed off powerful people and ended in a TPK.
We spent like 10 minutes deciding what would happen after the party barbarian ate a rock
My character (as I am a DM, it was highly unusual to actually join the series) was an Assassin, and had a skill set that had both melee and long ranged.
I once tried to rent a boat from an npc by disguising myself as the Kenku PC who was friends with the dock owner, and forgot that the kenku couldn’t speak
I accidentally discovered a like goopy substance I named purple and it immediately became an overpowered object and most of the random guys we fight have like 20 gallons of the stuff
My rouge was told to distract the town guard so he cast magic missile and killed on of them and went on to try to escape but failed an acrobatics check and was incarcerated
My sorcerer shot himself in the foot with a fireball and almost died.
My team almost lost a fight to really slow zombies 30 miles away when we could of just left 😂
My Druid wears pumpkins as helmets
in my campaign there was a fork in the road one pointing to where they had to go and another pointing to the next city... the barbarian leading the group punched the sign and went neither directiom and went straight into the middle where there was no road
Our bard died to a critical hit...FROM A LEAF
First campaign with that group of people, I knew no one but the dm and her sister. I was playing a bard. I flirted with a girl to get a discount on healing potions and then accidentally stood her up cuz I was too busy starting a cult to cover up the murder my new friends had committed and I feel like that accurately describes dnd.
My monk/warlock multiclass deerfolk didn’t know how to work a crystal door, and, attempting to politely knock, accidentally made it explode into a shower of shrapnel that tore up the office of the mayor of a wealthy mining city. With the mayor in the office. It’s amazing the mayor didn’t get hit, although the building partially caught fire after my character pilfered a crucible of molten metal for research purposes shortly before this happened.
My changeling bard used mage hand to try and rescue a baby from a pyre, and accidentally knocked the baby into the fire and we had a flaming baby flying in the air. I then caught it and put it out and our cleric revived it.
I just have to say ONE quote. “F*ck it, I don’t care how big the room is I cast fireball.”
"I'm knuckles deep in it's eye socket! YOU grab the rope!" Screamed at my rogue as our wizard fought a dire barracuda. It wasn't the first dire barracuda.
I told him I would kill for those shoes, and he didn't believe me.😂😂😂
Our party once defeated a dragon with a giant lemon
y'know during my first ever D&D game, i made a wizard who's main weapon was a sword, (i should note, i joined in the middle of the campaign) everyone told me that wizards were notoriously bad at using swords, and then, i rolled a nat twenty and cut off the head of the boss they had been fighting for two weeks.
My character said this noble line, it was like “You don’t hurt my friends!” Then I missed😂😂😂
I got drunk in the first 5 minutes of my first campaign.
I was protecting a wagon that got attacked by goblins and dodged an arrow but decided to role to back flip away from it, got a one and ran into the arrow I had already dodged
Ah, this makes me remember the time me and my DM were having a oneshot campaign because no one could make it and me (a chaotic good bard usually) was DM, i put him in a town and he decided to rob the mayor of the town and rolled a nat 1. So i locked him up and he was ment to be executed the following day. I made the mistake of not giving him specific choices and he used talk to animals to speak to the wolves (that were terrorizing the village) he then asked if he could make the wolves throw up and eat it to become a lycanthrope. I though since he was rolling low all campaign that it would be fine. He rolled a nat 20, raided the village, killed almost everyone, and then threw up the wolf vomit to remove the lycanthropy
Jumping into a hole without having a light and proceeding to throw a rock at the enemies
We had two members of our party going back and fourth asking each other who they were dodging, then returning the question in different ways... for 45 minutes (no joke) it is a joke to this day
I walked into a restaurant and screamed FOOD FIGHT 😂
I was running a game, and the wizard hid behind a bush to watch the centaurs they were after. He then cast mirror image in case a fight started. The centaurs then spotted the shifting images of the wizard beside the bush.
Our party forgot how to open a door
Our party spent like 40 minutes out of game arguing about breaking a window so our party pets (a dog sized robot spider and a cat) could try and ask for help out of the situation we were in, the plan didnt work and the dm only mentioned the window because itd look cool
I had a 5 minute long conversation with a store owner telling him to stock up on spiky then bought 100 noodles
My group spent 90 minutes trying to decide if we should save an npc that tried to kill us or a painting worth 6,000 gold coins from a burning house
My druid poured water on the evil fire and made a elemental nearly killing us all
I once found a door by licking the floor because, and I quote, “the floor tastes better in that direction”
Our two murder hobos decided to steal roof shingles from the town for fun while the rest of the party was asleep and got themselves caught and attacked by a blacksmith that was a good 4x their level. My DM was spectacularly done with them and it took practically the entire two hour session to fix what they had done and continue the story.
Later on, one of them tried to use one of the stolen shingles as a throwing star, missed spectacularly, and almost got all of us killed. It would have been a TPK if not for our fighter’s insanely good luck and my rogue happening to be in an adjacent room and therefore being able to sneak attack at the right time.
One of them also gathered various monster parts in a bucket throughout the campaign, then decided to drink the contents right before the final boss battle, rendering himself blind and with nearly every debuff in the game.
Yet another time, it took us 45 minutes to pass a log in the road because it was enchanted and everyone wanted to successfully destroy it. It was easily the most fun I Have ever had playing DND, and my DM said later that it was his favorite encounter from the entire campaign.
My personal favorite part was our cleric lighting up the entire forest EXCEPT for the tree, which resulted in half of us getting attacked by goblins and half of us fighting a tree.
They were chaos, but I do miss playing DND with those guys. I really need a new party.
I just want the green and black ones since I like the color.
My dnd groups DM always just said magiced when something didn't make sense
My Pacifistic bard, upon realizing that the local necromancer was probably the main reason that the nearby village hadn't been attacked by bandits in years, abandoned the part entirely. The campaign stopped shortly after that, but the joke became that that bard started PETN, People for the Ethical Treatment of Necromancers.
Not even like 10 minutes into our session our group was at the final boss and killing each other
I knocked on a door and loudly yelled 'BEEF!'
My group was fighting a group of goblins and I was a microscopic barbarian. I jumped into a mouth of one and killed it from the inside. I then rolled a nat 1 for escaping the goblin and died from the corpse falling.
DM told our party that we pissed off a Minotaur. Druid in fish form goes, "I piss on the minotaur!" (Like opposite of anger it). DM didn't realize this and Fish Druid rolled a nat20 and pissed directly into the minotaur's mouth.
My guy killed the only person who knew the safe code, and he was tryna get the code
Me and my party were walking through an ice forest. We came across a hut and everyone was trying to stop me from burning it down. It had all our family's inside along with the hostage we were supposed to rescue
We spent fifteen minutes trying to get all eight of us over a door. One of us entered from the side and got murdered. It ended up taking an hour for us to get into the throne room and into the actual plot. By the way the throne room was right after a hallway behind the door. Our DM was not happy about that and did as much as they could to ruin our characters lives.
We spent half a session at a flea market looking for decorations for our new watchtower/hideout. Didn't have much gold and only ended up with a welcome mat.
Paladin throws Rouge, the rouge hits an invisable barrer, and starts sliding off the barer as everyone looks at him and the boss music stats playing
I also took severe “statistics damage” after trying multiple times to smashing a lock on a door to a house. I rolled Nat ones every time and I took 20 statistics damage and the house literally jumped out of the way
Me and my party had defeated a boss, and a gem spawned. Our rouge rolled a nat 20 and told us that it was cursed, me (A monk) picked it up and became a god of death, I looked back to the rouge and said “should have picked it up”
My group had to use a spell to stop me from setting the ship full of gunpowder on fire