8:06 I chimed in with "Haven't you people ever heard of Closing the --- damn door", no! It's easy to face these kinds of things, With a sense of poison rationality!
@@nicolaidepue3970 *Slips out of room.* Commin' out the back door, Didn't leave a mark. No one knows it's you, Ms. Jackson. Found another victim, But no one's gonna find Ms. Jackson, Jackson, Jackson!
My favorite part of each of these posts is that person at the end who always comments about the post itself in the stupidest way possible: "This is the funniest thing on earth" "I'm dying" "Did you just" "I don't even" COULD YOU BE MORE USELESS
I love posts that end up like that... I have a bit of a bad habit of only liking jokes if someone reacts positively to them... Like... I'm so insecure of myself that I only try to like jokes more if someone else laughs, otherwise I think I might be laughing at either a bad or offensive joke and that stresses me out.
4:15 Me: **Furiously beating a criminal into a bloody pulp with my ice fists** Criminal: Why are you doing this? You said you were a "Nice Hero"! Me: No, I said I'm an Ice Hero.
On what planet did they decide Nazis are cool now? Guys I think I solved Tumblr. It's the same Tumblr used in all dimensions. We are seeing Tumblr posts written by people in alternate realities as well as ours. Quick, find me a blog written by a person in a universe where I don't have major depression!
They literally think that people disagreeing with them are Nazis and that they must think it's cool because otherwise they wouldn't be a Nazi. Despite nobody actually calling themselves that. Tumblr really is just special sometimes
Fluffy Kat Oh boy I haven’t had a good laugh in a long time. When did he say that? In your imagination? Just a while ago he deported a real Nazi back to Germany. Not a neo-nazi, a soldier that served under Hitler in WW2.
2:05 The mean voice in my head responded to this with "At least I'M good at something, unlike someone I know" My wittiness is a curse. End my suffering.
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO RECOGNIZED THIS PRAISE THE LORD. No but william hobbs is the serial killer. In the both the game and the dream. I cant even. These parallels tho.
3:15 if you suffer from this you might want to go to your doctor, it is potentially diabetes ( you don't necessarily need to be fat to have diabetes, it can also have a genetic cause )
8:03 if any of you uncultured swines don't get the joke, Panic! At The Disco's most popular song is I Write Sins Not Tragedies from the first album, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (Sept. 27th, 2005). The chorus of the song is: I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things With a sense of poise and rationality. It's a meme within the Panic! At The Disco fandom.
6:55 the trick is to never study for a test then you never have the dream cuz you are living it in reality and then finish college with anything higher than a D-
Ayyyyyyy! I don’t get to see much lily content on tumblr anymore, i was an idiot and suggested she watch jojo few too many times (far too many, really) and she understandably blocked me
6:21 Hold up, so if I am hurting and laughing at my own pain and suffering with hundreds of other people is that considered me allowing myself to be bullied by those other people and myself or consent I accepted to be bullied by those other people and myself? I’m going to hell
@ 5minute mark, I have to add the couple should be two gay guys played by Kevin James as the Chief and Adam Sandler as the Boss. I'd probably pay to see that.
9:20 i really want to point this out, because it was an issue the person who made the video was a fake channel that just badly edited Nicki singing at the end of the already-composed song it wasn't even in japanese but please listen to the actual song it's a banger tbh
Max and Sam Clark and Lois (Superman) / Clark and Lewis (the explorers) The Beast and Beauty Butter and Bread Cream and Peaches Panty and Bra Dragons and Dungeons Ladders and Chutes
What’s the movie with that green guy, you know the one in the thumbnail? I’ve watched it before many years ago but I wish to watch again. My memories are very scarred from the internet, so I must request assistance.
Teacher's get too much hate for the dress code thing. They have a rule book they have to follow. They can turn a cheek to behavior in class because Administration won't see it, but when a student gets nailed for Dress Code in a period after first period, that student's first period teacher gets wrecked for not picking it up at the start of the day.
**swear word in video**
**UA-cam MONETIZATION: **_T H A T W A S N T V E R Y C A S H M O N E Y O F Y O U_****
*jack septiceye*
It’s Spooktober everybody!
Only spooky memes and comments allowed 💀🎃👻
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Happy Spooktober! :D
Merry christmas
Boo
@Spicy_Memes
Oh you little fucking piece of shit!
Spoopy 👻
Orb is my gender
Orb is it?
I can tell by your profile
I am orbsexual now
orb
*o r b*
*Blocked, have a horrible day.*
SCHRODINGER'S GUNCHUCKS
*STOP BEING FUNNY*
Schrödinger....that is hilarious, thank you for a good chuckle.
8:06
I chimed in with
"Haven't you people ever heard of
Closing the --- damn door", no!
It's easy to face these kinds of things,
With a sense of poison rationality!
(The CIA burst in the room)
*DID SOMEONE SAY POISON THE RATIONS!?!?*
@@nicolaidepue3970 *Slips out of room.*
Commin' out the back door,
Didn't leave a mark.
No one knows it's you, Ms. Jackson.
Found another victim,
But no one's gonna find Ms. Jackson,
Jackson,
Jackson!
Pan nick at the disc co.
The funny thing is I had no clue what you were talking about and I still don't because I'm easily confused.
I just saw my opportunity and took it.
Also don't explain it to me. It's pointless.
My favorite part of each of these posts is that person at the end who always comments about the post itself in the stupidest way possible:
"This is the funniest thing on earth"
"I'm dying"
"Did you just"
"I don't even"
COULD YOU BE MORE USELESS
i kNoW HoW To bE MoRe uSeLeSs !
*downvotes everything*
_Did you just..._
I love posts that end up like that... I have a bit of a bad habit of only liking jokes if someone reacts positively to them... Like... I'm so insecure of myself that I only try to like jokes more if someone else laughs, otherwise I think I might be laughing at either a bad or offensive joke and that stresses me out.
Apparently to my parent.... yes... yes I can
6:04 hulk is loki confirmed
4:15
Me: **Furiously beating a criminal into a bloody pulp with my ice fists**
Criminal: Why are you doing this? You said you were a "Nice Hero"!
Me: No, I said I'm an Ice Hero.
Uneating food right now!
Undrinking water earlier
Shitting you mean
Currently eating some fucking loser’s uneaten food
You ain't lived till you been Alaskan ice fishing
On what planet did they decide Nazis are cool now? Guys I think I solved Tumblr. It's the same Tumblr used in all dimensions. We are seeing Tumblr posts written by people in alternate realities as well as ours. Quick, find me a blog written by a person in a universe where I don't have major depression!
They literally think that people disagreeing with them are Nazis and that they must think it's cool because otherwise they wouldn't be a Nazi. Despite nobody actually calling themselves that.
Tumblr really is just special sometimes
i found your comment in the wilds of the internet
Fluffy Kat
Oh boy I haven’t had a good laugh in a long time.
When did he say that? In your imagination?
Just a while ago he deported a real Nazi back to Germany. Not a neo-nazi, a soldier that served under Hitler in WW2.
2:05 The mean voice in my head responded to this with "At least I'M good at something, unlike someone I know"
My wittiness is a curse. End my suffering.
5:41 Oh yeah, because everyone is talking about how "cool" the Nazi's were...
Dumb SJWs in a nutshell, cringey as fuck lol
I have noticed an uptick in the amount of SJW cringe in these videos lately.
I like the way that the voice pronounces "roasting"
10:06
This is Town of Salem and literally happens every time I am part of mafia >~
OMG IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO RECOGNIZED THIS PRAISE THE LORD.
No but william hobbs is the serial killer. In the both the game and the dream. I cant even. These parallels tho.
4:58 *sees Lily orchard*
*_HAPPINESS NOISE_*
0:22 Phil and Dan.
nO
!ti nO
Bar Chocolate
Dalien and Dil
This is pretty epic not gonna lie
MORE LIKE KERMIT THE SANSSSSS
heh Epic...
I thought you were dead man...
Ok so basically
I ‘ M M Ö N K Y
Lol this needs more Lily-Orchard tumblr posts
Ferb and Phineas
Morty and Rick
*HAVE WHAT YOU DONE*
Dean and Sam
James and Jessie
Pikachu and Ash
The Ocelot Channel Costello and Abbott
Roll and pick
Mr Hyde and Dr Jekyll
SATAN
1:40 ish. I laughed, and my teacher wanted to know why, I-
3:09 I could only think about "dO yOu EvEr TiRe Of UrInAtInG?"
When that autocorrect gets you
Waluigi
*Daisy*
James and Lily
Canigula and Christine
XD
3:15 if you suffer from this you might want to go to your doctor, it is potentially diabetes ( you don't necessarily need to be fat to have diabetes, it can also have a genetic cause )
mom:TOM JUNOR COME HERE THIS MINUTE!
kid: (panicing)
mom:come here!
kid: (jumps threw window)
PBella puppy
I don’t mean to be rude but
That was terrible
+Arthur Pinna okey i dont realy care
PBella puppy you used the wrong threw.
Through*
Sorry I'll walk myself out
*jumps through English class window*
8:03 if any of you uncultured swines don't get the joke, Panic! At The Disco's most popular song is I Write Sins Not Tragedies from the first album, A Fever You Can't Sweat Out (Sept. 27th, 2005). The chorus of the song is:
I chimed in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality.
It's a meme within the Panic! At The Disco fandom.
BrainyCommunism
If it’s all the same to you, it’s BrainyPerson.
BrainyDifferingOpinonsFromMe
Us*
(Soviet national anthem plays in the distance)
*Chopper lands besides you* Come with us, comrade, its a free chopper ride.
2:10 if you give it a name, you can shout at it to shut up much easier. And the shouting is more effective. Mine is terry.
i named my depression Derrick.
I want to name my mental health issues Brian but that's my dad's name so it'd be a bit awkward for anyone in my family to hear me yell "shut up Brian"
No lie, these videos are the Highlight of my Day >.<
6:04
"i'm allways SSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!"
can somone PLEASE bring out the clapping Shia Laboof gif
i feel like it deserves it....
I thought everyone knew about corn pools! They’re the best!
Those corn pools are so amazing.
I got free V-Bucks. Meet me at the sketchy white van at the Kroger on McDonald St.
I don't see you
@@sssargon8569 Go around the back at the dumpster. I'll play some ice cream music in a second.
k
are you the cat?
@@sssargon8569 Do you see me now? How much you want? I got 50,000+ V-Bucks.
8:31
I'm from the East and WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING OVER THERE?!
The video said 'No views' in my recommended. But when I clicked on the video, it had 1.2k. What the fuuuu-?
Hollow Eye same here. Weird.
..
Welcome to youtube
😂
It’s no mistake.
Just you and 1.2k “people” watched the video at the same time.
Lol I love the thumbnail
The corn pool gets itchy really quick
That fucking William Hobbs from Town of Salem made me laugh way too hard
That last one 😂
gunchucks XD
this is probably gonna get lost in here, but i just wanted to say something. you are loved. and basically, uhm,
i'm monky
haha
Nice to see another follower of Buddhism as well.
I am weasel!
5:07 I read that as the chief of police was married to a Bob Ross and i was confused
I'm spooked and shooked
I'm early lemme come up with a joke..
*T* *H* *A* *N* *O* *S* *C* *A* *R*
When the Starbucks post came on I got a Starbucks ad
That last one... I couldn't handle that...
The piss one is literally human Castiel
Oooo this slaps me on the knee
y r these memes better than cowbelly, subscribed
the number 1 constant in all my failed relationships is me
I've never had the "I didn't study for the test" dream
7:30 Going to the battle of troy but realized i forgot my sword and I'm just standing on the frontline waving a shield
6:55 the trick is to never study for a test
then you never have the dream cuz you are living it in reality
and then finish college with anything higher than a D-
I fucking love that town of Salem became a meme
10:02
5:14 Ayy it's Lily!
Ayyyyyyy!
Ayyyyyyy! I don’t get to see much lily content on tumblr anymore, i was an idiot and suggested she watch jojo few too many times (far too many, really) and she understandably blocked me
cream and cookies
2:25 Starbuck employee here. Does that mean there's hope for me...?
nah it just means that some guy will throw up on you a couple times while trying to say something that you can't quite understand.
Did I here someone mention a rebellion?
2:23 Considering it's October this is fitting
everyone: you should start saying swears
you: **removes swears**
people who read along: hmm
Spookalicous Spooktober
Hey mate stop or I'll have to report you
Please don't I'm sorry if I get reported mom will delete my roblox account
I hope she does
Listen here mate. You have crossed the line.
Pls don't delete his Roblox account mom!
breaking news: roblox account deletion rate drops to 0%
Awarded 5 extra hours in the corn pool
3:57 WRONG LEVEEEEEERRRRR... why do we even HAVE that lever.
SPOOKTOBER BETTER GET YOUR *SPOOK* ON
I need a corn pool now.
STOP THE SECOND IT SAID STARBUCKS I GOT A STARBUCKS AD
5:02 I read that as “The Chief of Police is married to Bob Ross”
6:21
Hold up, so if I am hurting and laughing at my own pain and suffering with hundreds of other people is that considered me allowing myself to be bullied by those other people and myself or consent I accepted to be bullied by those other people and myself?
I’m going to hell
@ 5minute mark, I have to add the couple should be two gay guys played by Kevin James as the Chief and Adam Sandler as the Boss. I'd probably pay to see that.
9:20 i really want to point this out, because it was an issue
the person who made the video was a fake channel that just badly edited Nicki singing at the end of the already-composed song
it wasn't even in japanese
but please listen to the actual song it's a banger tbh
Oh boii in early
5:07 instead of Mob Boss I read Bob Ross, and... I don’t know what to do.
Is your profil picture Phill? 😂😂
Ellen Ruehl Why yes, yes it is
The Phandom is everywhere 😂
*ITS SPOOKTOBER MY DUDES*
Yes
you are first congrats
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY THING I RECENTLY WATCHED IS A MEME NOW?
Ex: watched the mask yesterday
Becomes meme
Doot doot 🎺💀
I fricking love corn pools
same
2:00
Yes
Good
You go,
Boi.
Violets are blue, roses are red
I don't wanna live, I wanna be dead
Stop that now, this is no place for dread
@@megarayquaza2240 but I want to get rid of my head
Wow only 4 comments?? Huhh suspicious
Thuththpithith indeed.
10:02 r/UnexpectedTownOfSalem
Always wonderd why the voice in my head isnt the same as my actual voice.
Lmao thought the thumbnail was tyler1
0:05 Cody and Zack
Genius=crazy
Beatrix F. Is that a panic! Ref?
KirbyLinkACW the niners and nico
@@keith1078 yep
Max and Sam
Clark and Lois (Superman) / Clark and Lewis (the explorers)
The Beast and Beauty
Butter and Bread
Cream and Peaches
Panty and Bra
Dragons and Dungeons
Ladders and Chutes
01:33 it was a Bolt from the blue
4:25 that’s what I’d do. I like red, I don’t care what color my powers are, I’ll wear red. The best part is I’m hot tempered to.
What’s the movie with that green guy, you know the one in the thumbnail? I’ve watched it before many years ago but I wish to watch again. My memories are very scarred from the internet, so I must request assistance.
The Mask
If you don’t pin me I will watch comment awards
Why not watch both?
Samot0423 shit you right
oOf
I watch ddm too
@@Suslent haha i cant
HOW DO WE SUBMIT OUR OWN TO YOU!?!?
not for tumblr posts, but for brainy memes
Sell your soul to me.
SPOOKYTIME
Teacher's get too much hate for the dress code thing. They have a rule book they have to follow. They can turn a cheek to behavior in class because Administration won't see it, but when a student gets nailed for Dress Code in a period after first period, that student's first period teacher gets wrecked for not picking it up at the start of the day.
Wait, butter peanut and jelly?
5:03... Oh Lily... Nice to see her hypocritical self there.
Me flirting:
exc *u* se *me* what the *fuck*
8:08 the real children of the corn
When u leave a funny comment then realize this isn’t comment awards
*sees lily orchard post*
*dies from lesbian overload*
1:36
Oh me? Yeah since I'm latvian I have 6 toes. ( according to Estonians )