The Only Reason Men Do What They Do 💯😂
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Comedian Chris Delia has a great way of explaining why men do what they do and finishes with a funny twist.
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Men spend 9 months getting out and a lifetime trying to get back in!
You took the words right off from my finger tips!!!
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It's warm and comfy!
@@primoroy Down right orgasmic!!!
Took the words right out of my mouth. Verbatim
In 9 months,there *will* be something in there.
@mikedunn7795 - agreed, because something was left behind in there.
It's because in a committed relationship,
The feeling men get from the sexual act, is similar to what women experience,
When we snuggle and cuddle them on the couch... under a blanket.... on a cold winters night.... in front of a fireplace...... whilst it's snowing...... with the occasional sound of a howling wind.
Women,
Imagine not simply wanting that BUT needing that, and your husband turning to you and saying,
"Sorry I'm too tired"
"I've got a headache"
"I'm not in the mood"
And so on, day after day after day....
And you will have a vague idea how a man who is in a sexless marriage feels.
Yearning for something, that they will never get....
No lies were told during this video.. 100% facts.. 👅
"There's nothing in there". That made Joelle think. Lol
Actually, there is... it's called ecstasy. But, it's only a treatment, not a cure. Always have to come back for more. 😉
Spot on 👍👍
Heaven's door is in there !!!!
----- and we're knocking !
Nothing in there but ecstasy 😜😜. A state of extreme happiness, especially when feeling pleasure.
Nailed it - pun intended -😹😹😹
I am glad to be past that --Getting old does have it's benefits along with the bad stuff.
I know how you feel I’m there myself 🤣
All in jest but SO TRUE!
Ok, I been there but just to make a deposit.🙀😹😺
"There's nothing in there!" Duh! That's what we're trying to do: put something in there!
I watched your live cast yesterday and that is a beautiful area. I didn’t comment on live because well I an older man with about as much technology savvy as a snail. Y’all are a blast so have fun and keep posting.👍👍
We spend 3 quarters of our life trying to get back in lol
The way I heard it is we spend nine months trying to get out of it and then the rest of our lives trying to get back in it. 😂🤣
This may be true but it is warm inside and it feel REALLY GOOD!! Hahahaha!!!
What a great laugh! The drive to continue the human race and the lengths we go to do it😅 Doesn't hurt that it's a spectacular experience 😅
True intimacy is not a tangible thing, yet it's a two way street with value flowing both ways.. if not then life long damage is inevitable
Defined by whom? Romance and mutual validation are difficult in the long run. Devotion to family is the key to long-term marriages (a sense of humor helps). I'm pretty liberal but think conservative values in the home might work best. Best authority is psychologist Jon Gottman. Pop culture and pop psychology give us expectations that are nearly impossible to meet.
Very funny as usual!!! Love you guys!!! ❤
I got to admit you are her @ is the ultimate goal & there is nothing in there but after we in there we're satisfied, only for a short while then we want more! Darn it's more addicting then the most powerful drug. The good news is that its actually GOOD for you. God is amazing when He created us❤
this is getting boring steeling other people jokes
"Everything is about sex. Except for sex; that's about power. "
True.
WRONG!
TOTALLY WRONG!
@@JohnMoore-xf5wy you should go yell at Robert Michels, not me. Relata refero.
I POSTED THREE REPLIES AND ALL WERE IMMEDIATELY DELETED!
I'm old enough to remember when Free Speech was one of the central themes of the country FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
Love you two!
It isn't your fault!
I wish I lived in New Zealand!
Bless you two. ❤❤
He's right. No matter what we tell you about life, that's really all we want.
Joelle looking gorgeous as always
Nonsense. That guy doesn't speak for all men. I Also do things to get pizza
Yes, but is so much more fun if she gets pizza with you. You might even get in there later.
@jerrymiller276 I trust pizza more than I trust women. No pizza has ever said "sorry I can't come over tonight. Your friend Brian and I are going to a motel room."
@jerrymiller276 I will get in there. I follow a simple recipe, I show up with 3 or 4 condoms and let her know I don't want any of them to be unused by lunchtime tomorrow. 75% of the time, that offer works every time.
Your videos are an absolute delight for both of us. Regards from Bob & Linda in southern Ontario, Canada
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Its true
I am told the G spot is in there. I believe this to be a myth. 😁
you sound single.
Nah, the G spot has always been in your wife's sister. 😉😂
I feel sorry for you, but not as sorry as I feel for your sexual partner. (if you have one)
@@rustythecrown9317
Or young!
The G spot is inside there you just have to use your winkey to excavate till you find the treasure
🤣no way,relationship is stand behind each other and love survive everything💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
No.
You two have to stop this, I am sitting home, alone with my dog , killing myself laughing. It’s just not right !!!
First Clue should have been hearing men Bet on The Spread. 😄
Give people credit for your lame and boring skits
This is funny but not true at all! Maybe that’s why it’s funny.
She bent over laughing and I thought she was saying ok get it then
That's... why it's called a hole...
Vroom🏎💨💨🏎Vroom💨💨
Its not true i think.
If there’s nothing in there you aren’t doing it right ! Also if you do , do it right she’s going to bake you hopefully at least a 7 lb loaf of bread lol in 9 months, in there ❤😅❤😅
And boy can it sting after😂
Only if you do it wrong or with the wrong type of woman 😂
@@chrisparsells9716 dont do the Africa thing.
Superb! ;)
And some of us men come out breach, just trying to grip and not come out to begin with...
If they didn't have what they have they would be stacked ten deep at landfill...
What beach is this Mike? Is this Whangamata, or somewhere else?
Here is another comment for you from Arkansas, USA
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I think Joelle demands equal time!
I know this joke had them thinking
Love from Belgium 🇧🇪 ❤
True, and good point
That was good.
True!
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He GETS it. There's nothing there. NOTHING at all. Stop wasting your life for NOTHING.
There is LOVE.
there is syphilis
@PeepJordan, "What did the Syphilis germ, laying on the Railway track, say when it saw the Train coming?".
"Holy F*ck, I'm a Gonna ere ".
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@@robbieoneil5945 That makes no sense.
@@theeclectic2919 Well then get somebody to explain it too you, & maybe, while you're at it it might be time to finally have the talk about the Birds & the Bees too, get somebody to tell you about Stds as well.
@@robbieoneil5945 What does "I'm a Gonna ere " mean? And what does gonorrhea have to do with syphilis? They aren't the same. Were you trying to say, "I'm a goner?" Or, "I'm a goner here?" I sort of get it, but that sounds nothing like the word gonorrhea. Maybe you're Australian and it sounds right to you. Idk.
@@theeclectic2919BINGO! Congratulations,You got it in one, no, wait a minute, You actually got it in two, (1):- You finally got the joke, I know that Syphilis & Gonorrhea aren't the same thing but they both come under the same category called Stds, but if I spelt it that way it would've spoilt the joke, if I spelt it as I'm a gonner here, that wouldn't have worked either because it would'nt fit in with the joke either & (2):- Yes, You've got great powers of deduction, You're right I'm an Australian, well an Australian citizen anyway, although I wasn't born here, I was actually born in Scotland but I have lived here since I was about one year old, as Australians We tend to drop the h a lot when We speak, for example instead of saying "Hey come over here" or if somebody wants the radio or TV turned up, instead of saying "How's that can You hear it now?" We would more than likely say, "Ay come over ere, or Ow's that can Ya ear it now?" & so on, anyway getting back to the Joke You've got to remember that the Australian & Scottish senses of humour are very similar, (just think of Billy Connolly & You'll know what I mean, maybe I should have written the last words in the joke as a one word 3 syllable word & joined the 3 together, so that it could just be read as one word, like so, "I'm a gone-a-rear", yeah, that probably would"ve worked a lot better but then again it might not have fitted in with the joke so much either & perhaps just caused even more confusion instead, hard to say really eh? The best way to hear the joke is to have somebody read it out to You without You actually seeing it in written form & just hearing it instead.