Hmm Square Enix is amassing quite an armoury outside Final Fantasy, having the Living Weapon; Agent 47 as well as the Soul Reaver Raziel. Hmmm watch them.
-Dante's Rebellion or -Nero's Red Queen -Shishkebab or Power Fist from Fallout -BFG from DOOM -Lancer from Gears of War -Glaive from Dark Sector -Kung Lao's Hat from MK
The M8 Avenger is too dangerous because it's basically a railgun not affected by gravity. Think about that. Having to calculate every shot because it will be traveling for miles and miles. Now you wonder about all those missed shots you had in ME2 and 3.
I think M300 Claymore would've been much more dangerous than the Avenger. For its massive recoil is enough to disjoint human arms (Which is why normally only Krogans can use that).
2:17 *ahem* The M8 Avenger does not fire lasers but rather pellets chiseled off from a larger block that are propelled to supersonic speeds by mass effect technology, effectively giving the weapon unlimited ammo. The "ammo" in Mass Effect 2 and 3 is actually thermal clips implemented after the geth attack on the Citadel in 2183 to allow soldiers to keep firing their weapons without the thermal sink overheating, Rob.
This was a joke by the way people. I'm not actually pissed off that Access forgot the ridiculous specifics of the weapon tech in Mass Effect that I know only because I have no life.
It's true. they Keyblade is the ultimate Deus Ex Machina. It will literally whatever the story of the game needs it to do, whether unlocking any lock or sealing away a persons heart or unlocking it to the darkness. Keyblade Ex Machina.
If there was a video game version of a cheese and baked bean toastie that would be the most dangerous thing ever. I swear I've left one for about 4.6 years to cool down then still burnt my mouth when I tried to eat it.
about 60% of the weapons in Mass Effect including the M8 are types of rail-guns................meaning they use magnetism to shoot a metal projectile at high velocity........sooooo not a laser
2:15 Wrong the Weapons in ME dont shoot Lasers. thei Shoot Projectiles from a Metal block because thei are Mass Accelerator based Weapons and the only Reason the Use Magazines are that the Magazine Absorbed Heat from the Weapon(so as a Cooling Block) und Throw it out.
I remember in SC2 there were Soul Edge weapons where if you used them you would lose health for every hit, & the right amount for the type of hit - light, medium, heavy attacks. I used to play as far as I could in FFA with this, & another weapon type that would give you health whenever you hit your opponent.
With the number of times Rob has said that he doesn't like hard things, that he'll play games on Easy mode whenever he can, I'm surprised that he hasn't done a video about games that mocked, berated, or in some other way punished gamers who went for the Easy mode as opposed to one of the others.
Bless you, Rob. You were born to be my best friend. On another note, they call that part the cylinder on a revolver. Just FYI. Chamber is usually a term they use for semi-autos. Love the videos.
Sometimes I just scroll through videos and just click on the ones with rob's face. Don't even have a PlayStation anymore but I'm just here for rob anyway. Keep em coming.
I was suggested this video after watching a recent friday feature. Amazing this is Rob 8 years ago! Which when looking at the games being spoken about, you can see how much has changed! Nearly two consoles ago.
Gjallarhorn was once a majestic and rare item. then they took t out because it was OP and now they're handing it out like lollipops. wai u do dis bungie
+Sh4dowWalker96 do you not know what relevant means? rise of iron is relevant because it is what he's talking about, rise of iron practically gives you a G-horn.
The Gunblade does not work. There's no way it could work the way the game thinks it could work. So, it has a chamber, where ammo goes in, but it has no barrel, so the bullet has no where to go. Instead, the firing of the bullet sends a shockwave down the blade to make it wobble. THAT IS INSANE! At best you'll crack your blade, at worst you'll blow your arm off. Not even magic can correct how absolutely stupid the weapon is. The dog arm-launcher makes more sense, and that's not where you want to be on the "making sense" scale to begin with.
+Andrew Pena That's what I mean- the shockwave would break your blade and have a chance of blowing up your hand. Where do you think that explosion takes place on the sword?
You do realise your arguing over the physics of an unpractical weapon in a magical realm where people can litterally do just about whatever they want right? I mean come on! lol there's no sense in arguing against magic.
Man I love the chemistry in these videos. It's the in-jokes and nostalgia. And the absurd numbering system and logic used as a jab at how stupid these lists are. LOVE IT!
Well with the exception of the key thing, these are some of the most beautiful weapons I ever seen. Especially the Gunblade. Two of my favorite things, revolvers and swords.
Spenkilla 1337 The impact of the bullet is transferred to the blade. When the blade strikes their opponent the trigger is pulled, which adds vibration to the slice. It's similar to how the vibroblades in the Star Wars universe function, making them cut through almost anything.
Bro Gaming Me? I've played Destiny since the alpha. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Gjallarhorn is a rocket launcher with tracking rockets and a perk that shoots out wolfpack rounds at whatever isn't killed in the initial blast. It also HAD the hidden perk grenades and horseshoes, which made it almost as good as truth in some situations in PvP. It was sold on week 2 of Destiny and most players, including myself, wrote it off as useless because it was a heavy in the exotic slot and they assumed all heavies were around equal power. It was nerfed at the end of year 1 and wasn't on the year 2 infuse list of exotics. Recently, however, it got included in year 3 through an exotic quest and people who pre ordered the rise of iron got an iron form of the weapon for the normal Gally to be infused into. It's nothing compared to the weapons on this list or the hundreds of other choices that would be better suited for it because it explodes like any normal rocket, it's rockets and wolfpack rounds only track enemies, and every rocket launcher in Destiny and in real life will kill you if you shoot it at your feet. There is nothing about Gjallarhorn that's any more dangerous to the user than a normal rocket launcher. I know I sound like a pretentious prick in this comment, but you brought it on yourself with that "never played Destiny" comment.
Fat Man from fallout,or specifically, the Big Boy MIRV from fallout 4. That instantly kills anything, Mirelurk Queen on Survival difficulty? No problem. You in full Mk. VI x-01 power armor? Instant Death.
To recesitate Dave: Get 2 elixirs, a Phoenix down , some Ether, a lot of munny, and one moogle. Feed Dave the Phoenix down, then talk to the moogle. Pay the Moogle to go get two black and white Mages of sufficient level. Have the black Mage cast Fira on Nathan, then have the white Mage cast Raise on him, to see if it works. Then, good the white Mage an Ether, and have him cast raise on Dave. When Dave is conscious, give him and Nathan the elixirs so they don't shoot you with the portal gun.
The M-8 from Mass Effect?! I thought for sure he would go with the Cain. That thing was awesome and so incredibly dangerous for your character to wield if you were too close. I carried it everywhere! lol
i bought the gjallahorn the first time xur sold it (the second week he ever came), and maxed it, and i remember a lot of people asking me to run VoG with them
I was surprised that Sephiroth's Masumane wasn;t included.
Kelly Eden probably because as a player you can’t wield it
I was expecting the plastic bag from manhunt.
+MACKEM_uk I wish I could give you more likes
He who dares, Rodders
You just made my day xD
+MACKEM_uk Nah, you have to pay 5p a pop for those now.
+Dysentery King *Dave puts one more tally on the board
to be honest, he could have probably just filled this whole video with Square enix weapons
And Gjallarhorn
Hmm Square Enix is amassing quite an armoury outside Final Fantasy, having the Living Weapon; Agent 47 as well as the Soul Reaver Raziel. Hmmm watch them.
-Dante's Rebellion or -Nero's Red Queen
-Shishkebab or Power Fist from Fallout
-BFG from DOOM
-Lancer from Gears of War
-Glaive from Dark Sector
-Kung Lao's Hat from MK
DOOM´s BFG 9000 missing!
Beat me to the comment i was going to post.. By only a few years. :-(
@@iCameForFlesh666 beat me to the reply, by only a few years :(
every weapon in the ratchet & clank and Jak & daxter series
Yep
especially the ryno
ALMOST every weapon
Le Button Masha what weapons weren't too dangerous for real life?
ArcticXRaven oh yeah , that's right , but in the hands of an idiot.....
It's simple. I see Gjallarhorn I click
Alexander D You sole meh motto! DAMN YOU CRYPTARCH!
Alexander D lol
Lol, same. But, I don't have it yet....
Lol same but i have iron gjallarhorn
Gjallarhorn hot dog cannon for football stadium hotdogs
I was expecting the likes of the BFG, Fatman or black hole generator since they are so powerful using them with real world physics would be suicidal
The M8 Avenger is too dangerous because it's basically a railgun not affected by gravity. Think about that. Having to calculate every shot because it will be traveling for miles and miles.
Now you wonder about all those missed shots you had in ME2 and 3.
Mmmmhhh I wonder how many children I've shot with it
oh that is the scary part
Trinexx360 *insert gunnery chief from me2*
"That is why serviceman chung we do not EYEball it!"
I think M300 Claymore would've been much more dangerous than the Avenger. For its massive recoil is enough to disjoint human arms (Which is why normally only Krogans can use that).
I'd say the same thing about a lot of the Ratchet & Clank weapons. Especially the RYNO guns.
Zodiac?
Alpha Cannon
Bouncer!
Yeah, not to mention a gun that SHOOTS BLACK HOLES
Now I need to break out the PS2.
Rob really loves his Golem impression doesn't he.
I actually pressed R1 for all characters in Final Fantasy 8 back then...Childhood ruined!
RIP
+Mac Gregor Kho i figured it out but still to this day.. R1 still gets pressed regardless...
+Mac Gregor Kho
Seifer had a gunblade too.. Could use the R1 trigger with him
i felt like R1 worked for the others as well... it was all in my mind after all.. ha! :0
+Mac Gregor Kho why ruined tho?
2:17 *ahem*
The M8 Avenger does not fire lasers but rather pellets chiseled off from a larger block that are propelled to supersonic speeds by mass effect technology, effectively giving the weapon unlimited ammo. The "ammo" in Mass Effect 2 and 3 is actually thermal clips implemented after the geth attack on the Citadel in 2183 to allow soldiers to keep firing their weapons without the thermal sink overheating,
Rob.
+Brendan Routh Cool.
+Brendan Routh
You must be fun at parties.
+r3dd3v1lL haha nice try.
I don't go to any parties.
This was a joke by the way people. I'm not actually pissed off that Access forgot the ridiculous specifics of the weapon tech in Mass Effect that I know only because I have no life.
That was the nice way of saying good job nerd
what about the ryno?
It's true. they Keyblade is the ultimate Deus Ex Machina. It will literally whatever the story of the game needs it to do, whether unlocking any lock or sealing away a persons heart or unlocking it to the darkness. Keyblade Ex Machina.
If there was a video game version of a cheese and baked bean toastie that would be the most dangerous thing ever. I swear I've left one for about 4.6 years to cool down then still burnt my mouth when I tried to eat it.
Goddamit
hahahahahahahhaha
You left one out. For 4.6 years. Why?
They can be really hot
Man that golum impression
about 60% of the weapons in Mass Effect including the M8 are types of rail-guns................meaning they use magnetism to shoot a metal projectile at high velocity........sooooo not a laser
+claytonmachine12 and they also use the mass effect field to reduce the projectile weight before shooting, meaning even higher velocity.
2:15 Wrong the Weapons in ME dont shoot Lasers. thei Shoot Projectiles from a Metal block because thei are Mass Accelerator based Weapons and the only Reason the Use Magazines are that the Magazine Absorbed Heat from the Weapon(so as a Cooling Block) und Throw it out.
exactly!
+SGT_Weber man I juped from my chair when I heard they shoot lasers
they don't evenuse ammo they use dust
And the M7-Lancer is better in my opinion
so the M-8 is a hand held RAIL GUN?!
Itai Sprachman almost all Weapns in ME are Railguns(ore are based on the Idea of a Railgun).
SGT_Weber awesome
I remember in SC2 there were Soul Edge weapons where if you used them you would lose health for every hit, & the right amount for the type of hit - light, medium, heavy attacks. I used to play as far as I could in FFA with this, & another weapon type that would give you health whenever you hit your opponent.
Should have 3D printed Arsenal Gear with multiple Rays tbh
should have printed the the vocal cord parasite
+Raymond V.M Touché
Incredibly expensive
+Raymond V.M What? Such a lust for ambiguous plot driven weaponry? WHOOOOOOOOOO??????!!!!!
3D printing cardboard boxes would be way more powerful.
"7 video game bosses we don't want to be in the real world"
My 3D Printed M8-Avenger in a Playstation video. So proud right now. Hope you all like it ^^
+Jeff “StarJeff” Lagant We LOVED it! Thank you so much for creating this for us to feature! :D - Hollie
No problems! Thank YOU for featuring my work. Hope we'll make other stuff together ^^
With the number of times Rob has said that he doesn't like hard things, that he'll play games on Easy mode whenever he can, I'm surprised that he hasn't done a video about games that mocked, berated, or in some other way punished gamers who went for the Easy mode as opposed to one of the others.
"...I look tired, old, and I've turned down the saturation..."
lol
This videos are amazing, never stop making them rob.
i thought the fat man would be here... that`s a way too dangerous weapon.
well done, guys!
Gotta love Nate’s and Dave’s acting.
Was Dave's face covered in moon dust? That's... the only explanation I can find for a portal opening up.
I was expecting the BFG 9000 from DOOM to be on this list...
Same bro!
That or the Fat Man from Fallout 3 and 4
Let's be real, you just made this video to boast with your gigantic toys, didn't you? :P
+Mr. Atomic Annahilation (yes)
I wish I could lol
No fatman? Bfg? Metal Gear Rex/Ray/sahelanthropus/Arsenal?
+Ethan Belau YEA, What he said.^
Bless you, Rob. You were born to be my best friend. On another note, they call that part the cylinder on a revolver. Just FYI. Chamber is usually a term they use for semi-autos. Love the videos.
Sometimes I just scroll through videos and just click on the ones with rob's face. Don't even have a PlayStation anymore but I'm just here for rob anyway. Keep em coming.
ummm, RYNO from Ratchet and Clank Series?
Was thinking the same thing.
*Most of the weapons from R&C
yeah like the RYNO 5 that goes all explodey and plays music
I like the disintegrator ryno most.. that one would be awesome
RY3NO was a Godsend.
I can't stop watching these videos!!!
You forgot the most bad ass weapon of all
The >>>>>>>BFG 9000
I was suggested this video after watching a recent friday feature. Amazing this is Rob 8 years ago! Which when looking at the games being spoken about, you can see how much has changed! Nearly two consoles ago.
3D PRINTERS ARE NOW MY NEW BEST FRIEND
First of all, FATMAN
Secondly, the portal gun does not work on living things so Rob should be fine
The upgraded big boy
The Avid Gamer Whoops, edited it out now
The Avid Gamer BWAHAHAHAH
That is the first time in nigh on a hundred play throughs ive ever seen Lion heart do less than 9999 damage, and that's including disc 1.
Gjallarhorn was once a majestic and rare item. then they took t out because it was OP and now they're handing it out like lollipops. wai u do dis bungie
Can verify, only got mine in Year 2.
+Sh4dowWalker96 you know hes talking about rise of iron right?
me is nerd
Rise of Iron is irrelevant to me, due to not having a One or Ps4.
+Sh4dowWalker96 do you not know what relevant means? rise of iron is relevant because it is what he's talking about, rise of iron practically gives you a G-horn.
Rise of iron doesn't give you the G-horn and as far as I can understand it is going to be difficult to get them
If i had the Gjallarhorn and the sword from soul caliber irl i'd be playing with them like a kid for hours.
I must compliment you on your Smeagol voice. It's absolutely on point.
The Gunblade does not work. There's no way it could work the way the game thinks it could work.
So, it has a chamber, where ammo goes in, but it has no barrel, so the bullet has no where to go. Instead, the firing of the bullet sends a shockwave down the blade to make it wobble. THAT IS INSANE! At best you'll crack your blade, at worst you'll blow your arm off. Not even magic can correct how absolutely stupid the weapon is. The dog arm-launcher makes more sense, and that's not where you want to be on the "making sense" scale to begin with.
+Aleks Mcallister Skalagrim?
+Elemental_Phoenix (Shhhh! I need to sound smart to people I don't know! xD)
+Dark Fire But there is no barrels. So, it makes no sense.
+Andrew Pena That's what I mean- the shockwave would break your blade and have a chance of blowing up your hand. Where do you think that explosion takes place on the sword?
You do realise your arguing over the physics of an unpractical weapon in a magical realm where people can litterally do just about whatever they want right? I mean come on! lol there's no sense in arguing against magic.
Ahem.... Fat man..... Ahem...
+Vendetta 5th lol wouldn't that be weird?
But yea, fatman would have been an obvious choice
+Vendetta 5th Never heard of the Davy Crockett have you? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29
+Vendetta 5th At first I was sensing sarcasm but then I remembered what I posted. XD
i understand this is in april but you could have put the BFG-9000 In DOOM
Not a single Ratchet & Clank weapon? A game filled to the brim with powerful, dangerous and ridiculous weapons? How dare you.
Right!!!! I would put the R.I.N.O or the bomb glove, but that's just me.
The mini-nuke looks pretty safe to me.
Man I love the chemistry in these videos. It's the in-jokes and nostalgia. And the absurd numbering system and logic used as a jab at how stupid these lists are. LOVE IT!
fatman from fallout 4?
*3 NV and 4
People always say it'll be cool to have a portal gun... No, it wouldn't! It has only works on lunar materials. So you can only use it on the moon...
yeah but if portal guns were real, lunar materials would be used almost everywhere too because it's so convenient
*cough cough* NO LAND BEYOND *cough cough*
heh
Ewww get out
+Aaron Ybarra have you seen hovey use that ?
Stillpiercer though
+Aaron Ybarra you mad cuz u suck
Gunblade will forever be my most wanted weapon ever. Best weapon idea ever.
Out of all the Final Fantasy's you didn't pick VII with cloud's buster sword...
Sad that there was no Fat Man on the list :/
Ikr I was waiting for that
big boy with mirv
+Zaziuma (Patrick Jensen) Yeah
Love this channel, heck i have an xbox!
same
Same!
Same
you've heard of outsidexbox? their like the xbox version of these guys they're even british to!
Warden Wing *too
No Metal Gear?
I'm disappointed with you Rob... ='(
Try to print a metal gear in a 3d Printer
Thanks for including the Gjallarhorn.
i just have to say, that Gollum impression was on point.
if it's about dangerous weapons you should have replaced the key blade with the fat man from fallout 4
I mean maybe. But kh doesn't get recognized enough, I'm glad it's on this list.
Cudoes to whomever went four weeks without sleep to 3d print those....
I think its spelled Kudos
Cuddly Rock it is, I just derped.
#301club And what about the RYNO from the Ratchet and Clank series?
i dont even play destiny anymore, but that gjallarhorn club scene made me laugh so hard
him passing him the keyblade as the backdoor key was hilarious! XD
pretty much any lategame weapon in fallout 4
Combat rifles are too dangerous for real life?
Fat man for obvious reasons, super sledge could rip your arm out, and there are other examples, but I can't think of any
R.Y.N.O. nuff said
do not speak of the holy launcher unless you have slain the gods alone
Are you talking about the Gjallarhorn?
Jamie Bebber
Nope. The suros regime!!!
What do you think?
The holy launcher. THE KHVOSTOV!
Someguy1237 lol exotic kvostov or common?
Gavin Walt Duh, common.
That golem impression was amazing 😂👍🏻
Well with the exception of the key thing, these are some of the most beautiful weapons I ever seen. Especially the Gunblade. Two of my favorite things, revolvers and swords.
FATMANFTMANFATMAN!!!!
RYNO from ratchet and clank anyone?
This list was started 3 months ago and just finished by the team at PA
You forgot the BFG 9000 from DOOM
Love the 3d printing of the gjallarhorn! Epic!
That Smeagol impression was spot-on
Gun blade is cool but completely impractical in real life. The bullet would just hit the back of the blade because it has nowhere else to go.
Spenkilla 1337 it might suck in game and real life but its awesome
Spenkilla 1337 The impact of the bullet is transferred to the blade. When the blade strikes their opponent the trigger is pulled, which adds vibration to the slice. It's similar to how the vibroblades in the Star Wars universe function, making them cut through almost anything.
who else saw the title and said "Gjallarhorn"?
me
Me only reason I clicked on it
No. How is Gally dangerous? It's a rocket launcher. We have those in real life as well.
Sound like someone never played destiny
Bro Gaming Me? I've played Destiny since the alpha. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Gjallarhorn is a rocket launcher with tracking rockets and a perk that shoots out wolfpack rounds at whatever isn't killed in the initial blast. It also HAD the hidden perk grenades and horseshoes, which made it almost as good as truth in some situations in PvP. It was sold on week 2 of Destiny and most players, including myself, wrote it off as useless because it was a heavy in the exotic slot and they assumed all heavies were around equal power. It was nerfed at the end of year 1 and wasn't on the year 2 infuse list of exotics. Recently, however, it got included in year 3 through an exotic quest and people who pre ordered the rise of iron got an iron form of the weapon for the normal Gally to be infused into. It's nothing compared to the weapons on this list or the hundreds of other choices that would be better suited for it because it explodes like any normal rocket, it's rockets and wolfpack rounds only track enemies, and every rocket launcher in Destiny and in real life will kill you if you shoot it at your feet. There is nothing about Gjallarhorn that's any more dangerous to the user than a normal rocket launcher. I know I sound like a pretentious prick in this comment, but you brought it on yourself with that "never played Destiny" comment.
I'd have to say the Buster Sword is more impractical than the Gun Blade.
Fat Man from fallout,or specifically, the Big Boy MIRV from fallout 4. That instantly kills anything, Mirelurk Queen on Survival difficulty? No problem. You in full Mk. VI x-01 power armor? Instant Death.
The Shovel, from Shovel Knight. That weapon is... Damn. Can you imagine something like that in RL?
That Gollum impression was spot on
Kratos is da man with the blades of Chaos and just recently the Leviathan Axe! Love how you can call it back to you.
5:38 - I can't think of any other time I went LOL and Aww simultaneously... @_@
Carrying around a BFG would be great, but yeah would be kinda dangerous lol.
Nice Gollum impression! Spot on!
To recesitate Dave:
Get 2 elixirs, a Phoenix down , some Ether, a lot of munny, and one moogle.
Feed Dave the Phoenix down, then talk to the moogle.
Pay the Moogle to go get two black and white Mages of sufficient level.
Have the black Mage cast Fira on Nathan, then have the white Mage cast Raise on him, to see if it works.
Then, good the white Mage an Ether, and have him cast raise on Dave.
When Dave is conscious, give him and Nathan the elixirs so they don't shoot you with the portal gun.
Unreal Tournament Ripper, that gun got me killed more than I got kills with it...
The M-8 from Mass Effect?! I thought for sure he would go with the Cain. That thing was awesome and so incredibly dangerous for your character to wield if you were too close. I carried it everywhere! lol
Not a single version of the RYNO from Ratchet and Clank made the list? The RYNOcinerator explodes AND vaporizes everything you can see on the screen!
i bought the gjallahorn the first time xur sold it (the second week he ever came), and maxed it, and i remember a lot of people asking me to run VoG with them
I like the arm guard/claw things Jen wears in 'Primal'.
You Forget the Norfleet ... THIS is the most powerfull weapon.
Just go and check if you don't bellieve me ...
Robs gollum voice is on point
Rob, has anyone ever told you that you do a disturbingly good Gollum impression?
Squall's gunblade is a 2 handed revolver style . Where Seifer has a 1 handed pistol style gunblade .
I was totally expecting a spartan laser! That weapon is awesome!
You don't need to save Dave if somehow by some mysterious turn of events he ends up being teleported to the moon. Wink wink nudge nudge
Where is the Dark Matter Gun from Quake 4?
8:43 rob you are officially the funniest person in the entire world
I don't own a Playstation (or any console) but here I am.
You make entertaining videos.