Glen at his 'best' (last 4 mins are classic)

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
  • Any comments? lol ;)
    His channel / itsaboutjesus
    Don't bother typing him a message. Everyone is blocked..... ;)
    Glenreb mocking videos at
    / apathyru

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  • @henryqin3783
    @henryqin3783 9 років тому +21

    I wonder how Christians do in science and history classes

    • @lightatthecape2009
      @lightatthecape2009 6 місяців тому

      Modern Science developed in 17th century Europe...atheists were thin on the ground. And history is abused by atheists regularly.

    • @LangansBulldog
      @LangansBulldog 26 днів тому

      @@henryqin3783 Isaac Newton didn’t do too badly.

  • @NickHoweIsAwesome
    @NickHoweIsAwesome 8 років тому +15

    I don't need to say something incredibly insulting about this guy, because he already did that to himself

  • @lukasdohnal1229
    @lukasdohnal1229 8 років тому +13

    "Hell is not something to.. Disprove.. Because you cant." :D

  • @elliejohnson2786
    @elliejohnson2786 9 років тому +7

    So, i put my hands together, i closed my eyes, prayed to God, and asked him:
    "God, show yourself to me!"
    My dad walked in.

  • @josephjucker5620
    @josephjucker5620 9 років тому +8

    I just realized you may be one of the best trolls I have ever encountered. If that is the case I applaud you sir, you got me

  • @andysterdam
    @andysterdam 16 років тому +11

    Whenever I'm having a bad day, I watch this video for laughs. Glenn is like George Constanza from Seinfeld: he always makes you feel great about NOT being him!

  • @markb6614
    @markb6614 10 років тому +6

    Cthulhu will devour him.

    • @ItsabitToppey
      @ItsabitToppey 9 років тому

      You mean the flying spaghetti monster?

  • @DETRIVNI
    @DETRIVNI 8 років тому +7

    The USSR did a lot of things wrong but attempting to eliminate religion was not of of those things

    • @lymntria
      @lymntria 3 роки тому

      Strongly, agreed. Probably one of the greatest political steps forward ever accomplished, to dismantle the corrupt government of the church.

  • @owenw.5532
    @owenw.5532 7 років тому +6

    This guy should eat some Mustard Gas. MOMMY I THOUGHT ONLY US KIDS WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS.

  • @stevetheyardguy1738
    @stevetheyardguy1738 9 років тому +7

    My favorite part 6:00 - 6:20 . watch the mood swing from sweet jesus quote to drunk maniac.

  • @TheImpaler87
    @TheImpaler87 16 років тому +2

    "But you will hear the screams of the damned forever"
    ROFL

  • @asdfsdfg3911
    @asdfsdfg3911 8 років тому +3

    sheep will continue to graze just as the man will continues to read

  • @rakoon3434
    @rakoon3434 15 років тому +4

    "I am gonna spend the rest of my time preaching the reconciliation of Jesus Christ... and if you don't wanna listen, Fuck You!!" :D classic, Glen

  • @ihrulax
    @ihrulax 8 років тому +9

    Mouth breather.

  • @zayj2021
    @zayj2021 2 роки тому +4

    I remember this guy from 2006, 16 years ago. I made fun of him a lot. No regrets.

  • @johnsmith-tf8xb
    @johnsmith-tf8xb 10 років тому +6

    I guess I can thank god for him not making any more videos like this.
    ZIng!

  • @jasonleming2541
    @jasonleming2541 6 років тому +4

    Dude, its a fairy tail! Calm yourself down. Its just a book.

  • @JohnDoe-zt3wr
    @JohnDoe-zt3wr 8 років тому +9

    I actually understand why people don't like atheists. If you're carrying the mentality that you have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe. Wouldn't it make sense if someone used reality against you, it would make sense you wouldn't like that person.

  • @entwood
    @entwood 17 років тому +1

    But seriously folks, I am wiping away tears of laughter. That was even funnier than "Leave Britney alone".

  • @workingclassbum
    @workingclassbum 16 років тому +2

    I love Glen as much as he loves us.

  • @liemsawyer8605
    @liemsawyer8605 7 років тому +1

    "All of you who take my name and twist it to make fun of me"
    ..Oh don't worry, honey. Nobody has to twist anything, you just make it so easy. :)

  • @LangansBulldog
    @LangansBulldog 7 місяців тому +2

    16 years ago. Wow.

  • @Jundora
    @Jundora 17 років тому +2

    LOL this is priceless. i haven't laughed so hard in weeks.

  • @tobbems
    @tobbems 14 років тому +1

    So classic. I'd be embarrassed to know how many times ive watched this. rofl.

  • @blueasblueis
    @blueasblueis 11 років тому

    DAMN this "wct in Connecticut" guy must've been so happy to be included on the list at the last moment!

  • @xJediHowieX
    @xJediHowieX  17 років тому +1

    I've put his channel in the description box. It's a sham his old account got suspended.....there was a lot of great videos similar to this one.

  • @kstephens1989
    @kstephens1989 9 років тому +1

    I think i heard the lords name taken in vane about at LEAST three times...

  • @xJediHowieX
    @xJediHowieX  17 років тому +1

    Yea, I miss some of his old vids. Almost all of them were like this one. :D

  • @kuroshmunshi
    @kuroshmunshi 7 років тому +1

    Ramble on gods chosen apostates

  • @williammorris543
    @williammorris543 2 роки тому +1

    The farce is strong with this one.

  • @cjunk351
    @cjunk351 11 років тому +1

    hahahah I miss GlenReb...........he had such a way with words. I was once a strong believer and now and atheist, so glenreb is HILARIOUS to me......absolutely

  • @ReneSalasDesign
    @ReneSalasDesign 16 років тому

    I like how he chooses who will be going to hell as if he has any authority while at the same time using scare tactics on the level of an entry level intro course to coercion.
    Then goes on to saying GOD gave up on them while devolving into his anger issues the probably stem from his own insecurities... which is why he clings on so hard

  • @MrSummerz999
    @MrSummerz999 12 років тому +2

    Wow, that was fantastically hilarious!

  • @frid9999
    @frid9999 17 років тому +1

    lol, he actually made a list!
    Classic stuff.

  • @ShawnsterVideos
    @ShawnsterVideos 12 років тому

    I clicked on his channel "ItsAboutJesus", it's been removed for violating community guidelines.

  • @Ilumiknight
    @Ilumiknight 16 років тому

    Wow, the last 4 minutes he is so pissed he starts speaking gibberish. I think he swore more in those 4 minutes than the AVGN in an 18 minute game review.

  • @schoenbergshoes1511
    @schoenbergshoes1511 10 років тому

    "Better call Saul."

  • @Poodlesoup
    @Poodlesoup 17 років тому +1

    Holy crap! I bet he gets on really well with VenomFangX.

  • @dfarmer1584
    @dfarmer1584 17 років тому

    Hey Nermal...do you think Glenn might actually be the next in the string? RevJuanC, Stevecock,...itsaboutjesus?
    Hmmmm. I doubt it, but THAT would be hilarious.

  • @TheImpaler87
    @TheImpaler87 16 років тому

    Glen's videos have so much potential for parody.

  • @orly444
    @orly444 16 років тому

    His integrity is receding faster than his hairline.

  • @dfarmer1584
    @dfarmer1584 17 років тому

    Damn, I was hoping to see the aneurysm. Well, perhaps next time. It's bound to happen one of these days. I hope he gets in on camera. ;)
    Did he actually have foam coming out of his mouth? I thought I saw some foam...it wouldn't have been out of place anyway.
    When did he upload this JediHowie?

  • @SEThatered
    @SEThatered 16 років тому +1

    I watch him every morning. Hes hatred gives me the right tune. Also i feel kinda better watching miserable beings. It is the same as punching him in the face.

  • @MrWombBroom
    @MrWombBroom 10 років тому +1

    Um...something tells me that those are not their real names...

  • @McLadyNameNotTaken
    @McLadyNameNotTaken 9 років тому +1

    His account has been removed for violations. Haha.

  • @popeyeuguy6853
    @popeyeuguy6853 8 років тому +1

    you re not suppose to treat misbelief with swearing and anger and hatred don't you understand what was written the truth will always win.

  • @Mikedagraaff
    @Mikedagraaff 12 років тому

    That lake of fire sounds better then going to any other place with people like this.
    Hasa Diga Eebowai.

  • @TheImpaler87
    @TheImpaler87 15 років тому

    Nah, I'd give him 5'6", there is a video of him working out where you see him standing up.

  • @MAUROtele
    @MAUROtele 12 років тому

    i used to be scared of going to hell, then i turned 6

  • @Orlor
    @Orlor 16 років тому

    Wow! I hope this guy doesn't own a sniper rifle and live near a clock tower.

  • @sauronis290
    @sauronis290 5 років тому

    This guy is clinically insane

  • @Chiszle
    @Chiszle 17 років тому

    Yes hes warning us, old school

  • @kstephens1989
    @kstephens1989 9 років тому

    Please with the GODDAMN PLAGUE OF FROGS... LETS HAVE IT!!! GODDAMNIT LETS GO!!!!

  • @Nostrius
    @Nostrius 16 років тому

    Hmm, don't you ever wonder why a infinitely forgiving god would send any of his children into fire and torture and punishment for all eternity. Yet as he does this, he loves you and supposedly sacrificed himself to himself for us.

  • @Resolvedvirus
    @Resolvedvirus 13 років тому +1

    I LOVE THIS MAN! HE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD!

  • @Brucem888
    @Brucem888 16 років тому

    he should go on jerry springer
    he can have his imaginary girl friend there too

  • @andysterdam
    @andysterdam 16 років тому +1

    Favorite moment at 7:35 and following. Oh, the delicious irony!!

  • @marty1685
    @marty1685 2 роки тому +1

    Don’t drink and Jesus at the same time…

  • @frid9999
    @frid9999 14 років тому

    Oh my god I forgot all about this nutcase! I haven't seen one of his videos in more than a year. I forgot how damn funny he is! Thanks for sharing.

  • @alanstarkie2001
    @alanstarkie2001 14 років тому

    The only difference between him and me is that I'll jump in the lake of fire willingly!

  • @boyninja1966
    @boyninja1966 3 роки тому +2

    What a dork! XD

  • @sharpie443
    @sharpie443 17 років тому

    If anyone's going to Hell it's him.

  • @spitzbubezumquadrat
    @spitzbubezumquadrat 16 років тому

    he seems to enjoy the thought that people who he doesnt like are going to hell

  • @hardcoreromeo2111
    @hardcoreromeo2111 Рік тому +1

    CANTSTANDYA!

  • @xJediHowieX
    @xJediHowieX  17 років тому +1

    Easier said than done :D

  • @TheImpaler87
    @TheImpaler87 16 років тому

    He always complains that there's too many atheists on youtube, but probably he is repsonsible for converting half of them.

  • @JacksInn
    @JacksInn 14 років тому

    Well, I hope he calms down.

  • @thefilmdirector1
    @thefilmdirector1 13 років тому

    Ya know what :/ the more i watch this, the more i realize how insane they all are :/

  • @Chiszle
    @Chiszle 17 років тому

    U can feel him

  • @gringa34
    @gringa34 17 років тому

    you have got to be kidding me.. I don't know whether to laugh or cry

  • @mhale71
    @mhale71 16 років тому

    say my name!! say my name too!!

  • @wolffangalchemist
    @wolffangalchemist 16 років тому

    yes and it also says you are forgiven for all sins
    even that one.

  • @funnybroad
    @funnybroad 14 років тому

    He said f**ktard. I've never heard that one before.

  • @Journeyagain0
    @Journeyagain0 15 років тому

    Hell is real to me. I call it, "reality".

  • @scottengland9708
    @scottengland9708 10 років тому

    hell is real, and xjedihowiex is living in it.

  • @yancur
    @yancur 17 років тому

    Wow, how did he manage to escape from the asylum he was locked up in ?

  • @fudgey91
    @fudgey91 15 років тому

    This Glen bloke should be a comedian.

  • @Batboy_idiot
    @Batboy_idiot 7 років тому

    Kevin Nealon? Legendary!

  • @LunaGer
    @LunaGer 16 років тому +1

    Ahhh feel the love :)

  • @xJediHowieX
    @xJediHowieX  17 років тому

    You've got a few more subs already! lol

  • @scottengland9708
    @scottengland9708 10 років тому

    oops, I mean glen. sorry about the huge insult howie.

  • @TheImpaler87
    @TheImpaler87 16 років тому

    MaranathaLordJesus is his new account, have fun. He's become kind of dull but you still might find something interesting.

  • @johnlove2954
    @johnlove2954 5 років тому

    Lol, well said. You sir were at the start of the meme war.

  • @xJediHowieX
    @xJediHowieX  17 років тому

    Check the description box Billy.

  • @Vaspra54
    @Vaspra54 12 років тому

    When the books are open, judgement will fall on their names. God: "Chdag, goat, you aren't coming in." HAhahahahha

  • @Ragnell141
    @Ragnell141 10 років тому

    Wait wait wait, it's hard for him to NOT get angry? Then what was all this? Him in a good mood?

    • @monolyth421
      @monolyth421 9 років тому

      The bible says "love is patient, love is kind." Glen is delusional, he's worshiping a culture.

  • @zachattack3986
    @zachattack3986 14 років тому

    This is stand-up comedy right? He's good. Anyone know if he is going to get an HBO special?

  • @mrblank-zh1xy
    @mrblank-zh1xy 16 років тому

    He bears a frightening resemblance to Michael Savage.

  • @kstephens1989
    @kstephens1989 9 років тому

    Last time some emergency lights and sirens arrived at my apartment, the COPS... And FIREFIGHTERS.... And people OTHER than JESUS... SHOULD UP...

  • @thepoet82
    @thepoet82 14 років тому

    I wonder what God would tell him on judgement day if he were real.
    God: "Dude... what the fuck were you thinking, Glenn?"

  • @AtomicJanitor
    @AtomicJanitor 14 років тому

    including Glen

  • @SnerdWilliams
    @SnerdWilliams 17 років тому

    Oh... and I know for a goddamn fact he still watches videos that are against him. He's commented on some of mine a few times.

  • @hutprancer
    @hutprancer 14 років тому

    He calls other people arrogant!?!?! WOW!

  • @lhooq21
    @lhooq21 17 років тому

    how can i find glen on youtube?

  • @christiandrechsler3186
    @christiandrechsler3186 6 років тому

    Ahahaha. The Christian super-soldier! :D

  • @Cluter
    @Cluter 14 років тому

    Aww his account has been suspended. Maybe he's finally been committed.

  • @CaritasGothKaraoke
    @CaritasGothKaraoke 10 років тому

    Whoah. I didn't know God would use people's online handles to write in St. Peter's book.

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine 17 років тому

    You wish. You have to buy me dinner first.

  • @The_B_Button
    @The_B_Button 9 років тому

    This guy's channel got deleted. The reason is hilarious.
    "This account has been terminated due to repeated or severe violations of our Community Guidelines and/or claims of copyright infringement."
    My only question is: Why was it taken down EXACTLY?

    • @The_B_Button
      @The_B_Button 8 років тому

      Daniel B. Yes, but why for "copyright"?

    • @The_B_Button
      @The_B_Button 8 років тому

      Daniel B. So abuse of power then? >.>

    • @The_B_Button
      @The_B_Button 8 років тому

      Daniel B. They have their own policies. I'm sure they have rules for the admins in terms of deleting channels and taking down videos.

  • @ParkerAllen2
    @ParkerAllen2 17 років тому

    If it could be proven to this guy that he was wrong and that countless people won't burn in agonizing, endless fires of the damned his disappointment would be enormous. The dark side of religion indeed.