"Burritozilla" killed in under 2 Minutes!

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  • @szymongwozdz2338
    @szymongwozdz2338 5 років тому +20571

    Imagine walking by and seeing a random guy assualting a burrito

    • @Mse7enMD
      @Mse7enMD 5 років тому +662

      I would just walk away from the crime scene

    • @privatemaster0713
      @privatemaster0713 5 років тому +412

      I would call the burrito police

    • @akramchorfi7817
      @akramchorfi7817 5 років тому +242

      Assaulting😂😂😂

    • @eamonncole3512
      @eamonncole3512 5 років тому +67

      I needed that

    • @ericm7319
      @ericm7319 5 років тому +58

      Haaahaaa i actually started laughing after reading this one loll

  • @war66mattam93
    @war66mattam93 4 роки тому +17507

    The burrito established a world record for the shortest life span.

    • @aliafxx
      @aliafxx 4 роки тому +498

      Unvaccinated kids: aight imma just head out

    • @cursedmemekids9974
      @cursedmemekids9974 4 роки тому +32

      war66 mattam lmfaoo

    • @hiandbye9658
      @hiandbye9658 4 роки тому +83

      war66 mattam Bubba’s bean burrito: 👀👀

    • @sally232
      @sally232 4 роки тому +27

      Unvaccinated kids: *_how about no_*

    • @tooclutchpoptv3660
      @tooclutchpoptv3660 4 роки тому +1

      war66 mattam l

  • @LABEAST
    @LABEAST 9 років тому +928

    Amazing to look back and see how you've progressed over the years. Keep up the solid work...respect

    • @theindependantvariable1093
      @theindependantvariable1093 9 років тому +17

      skippy62able LA BEASTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

    • @wodanazaugo1345
      @wodanazaugo1345 9 років тому +42

      skippy62able HAVE A GOOD DAY #BRINGBACKCRYSTALPEPSI

    • @JayObrowski
      @JayObrowski 9 років тому +1

      skippy62able Have yourself a good day!

    • @yAsiinB
      @yAsiinB 9 років тому +1

      I think I need to go to the hospital....

    • @nicocaro9
      @nicocaro9 9 років тому +5

      skippy62able Speaking of fucking idiots, LA beast is here..

  • @maxhanes8896
    @maxhanes8896 2 роки тому +677

    6 years later and Matt is still this humble such a great dude

    • @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo
      @Y0utubeIsFuckingHomo 2 роки тому +6

      He was so awkward here.

    • @newmon7083
      @newmon7083 2 роки тому +14

      BRO is it me or is he literally swallowing a burrito?! how does this madman do it?j

    • @joejones8454
      @joejones8454 2 роки тому +8

      Looks exactly the same

    • @WilliamHavsted
      @WilliamHavsted Рік тому

      And not fat as hell??? How on earth man

  • @oofie2315
    @oofie2315 6 років тому +11993

    He just inhaled a five pound burrito

    • @DBD120
      @DBD120 6 років тому +169

      @ABDULRAZZAQ DARWEESH Because it is the perfect metaphor for what Matt Stonie just did.

    • @noumander992003
      @noumander992003 6 років тому +68

      I lost 5lbs watching this

    • @satorumikami7721
      @satorumikami7721 6 років тому +73

      @@noumander992003 I GAINED those pounds watching this

    • @creativeguy1martinez693
      @creativeguy1martinez693 6 років тому +36

      It's like Matt became Kirby

    • @wisespidey
      @wisespidey 6 років тому +1

      Gaand maara chutiye

  • @M-_-12345
    @M-_-12345 4 роки тому +2913

    Normal people: keeps buying toilet paper
    Matt stonie: Keeps on buying a new toilet

  • @Kayiakim
    @Kayiakim 4 роки тому +1614

    when your brother is coming home in 2 minutes and you don't want to share:

  • @j_bean1839
    @j_bean1839 Рік тому +44

    It's been 8 years and I still come back and watch this masterpiece every now and then to remind myself of the insane eating capabilities of the human mouth

  • @lifethrownoutofthewindow
    @lifethrownoutofthewindow 4 роки тому +4348

    waiter: serves food
    10 sec later: would you like a drink with your food?
    matt: what food?

  • @oldkidsjonge
    @oldkidsjonge 5 років тому +9776

    Matt must've died of hunger in his previous life🤣

    • @emmanuelh.2763
      @emmanuelh.2763 5 років тому +110

      Lmmfao

    • @noemilps.
      @noemilps. 5 років тому +208

      ivo oldkidsjonge That actually makes sense lol

    • @ethanajms9726
      @ethanajms9726 5 років тому +187

      Now he will die from being too full

    • @emanuelelomasto1102
      @emanuelelomasto1102 5 років тому +100

      @@ethanajms9726 he can't die by over eating, he is just too strong for that

    • @ethanajms9726
      @ethanajms9726 5 років тому +19

      Emanuele Lomasto I know I was just joking Matt stonie is too strong to die

  • @evanwu9428
    @evanwu9428 4 роки тому +6696

    Who cares how fast he ate the burrito, what’s amazing is how the burrito stayed intact the whole time

    • @Outlanders2001
      @Outlanders2001 4 роки тому +22

      Lol 😂 yeah

    • @beanos1145
      @beanos1145 4 роки тому +17

      MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      That was a shit « joke »

    • @qreius
      @qreius 4 роки тому +57

      Beanos why, because you’re shit?

    • @SarcMM2
      @SarcMM2 4 роки тому +14

      @@beanos1145 Lmao at least they made a joke.

    • @some.random.youtuber9856
      @some.random.youtuber9856 4 роки тому +33

      @@beanos1145 That was a shit « response »

  • @ShortAnt
    @ShortAnt 2 роки тому +102

    I imagine the people watch him eating that burrito going like:
    "John! That giant burrito we made for that guy, yeah no he ate it in like a minute"

  • @chihoiman7102
    @chihoiman7102 3 роки тому +3260

    Girlfriend; “ Matt we have to leave in 2 min”
    Matt Stonie: Say no more

  • @hoursofnothing2116
    @hoursofnothing2116 4 роки тому +786

    If there's a Zombie apocalypse please stay away from Matt Stonie.

  • @safirem
    @safirem 4 роки тому +5236

    Matt: Walks into the bathroom
    Toilet: Look, I have a wife and children

    • @duckszn.
      @duckszn. 4 роки тому +66

      LOL

    • @kairo75xd13
      @kairo75xd13 3 роки тому +25

      XD

    • @rustyb4ss
      @rustyb4ss 3 роки тому +37

      AHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @ammo6261
      @ammo6261 3 роки тому +16

      @@duckszn. weeb

    • @7pIayz
      @7pIayz 3 роки тому +10

      Anything and Nothing MEMES bruh

  • @bastienfelix4605
    @bastienfelix4605 2 роки тому +12

    Whenever I forget this guy’s name, I just type “burritozilla” on youtube and the first result’s always this video. Nice job, burritozilla-man!

  • @brandonj1588
    @brandonj1588 5 років тому +2254

    BOSS - "Remember guys, lunch breaks are only 30 minutes."
    MATT - "Oh ok. So what's the other 28 minutes for?" 😂

    • @bharath8607
      @bharath8607 5 років тому +280

      BOSS - for you to go to toilet

    • @yangz1478
      @yangz1478 5 років тому +13

      Big Baddy LMAO

    • @ZinqFr
      @ZinqFr 5 років тому +4

      Big Baddy xD

    • @bkwrozzur3181
      @bkwrozzur3181 5 років тому +4

      Big Baddy underrated comment

    • @E25-e2w
      @E25-e2w 5 років тому +1

      @@bharath8607 bruh😂😂😂

  • @Hawllowed
    @Hawllowed 4 роки тому +2448

    Why is no one talking about how he isn’t chewing and just inhaling it into his stomach/lungs

    • @theword5318
      @theword5318 4 роки тому +72

      That's a Mystery

    • @AFFI909
      @AFFI909 4 роки тому +199

      @@theword5318 he is a descendant of the blue vacuum from telly tubbies

    • @theword5318
      @theword5318 4 роки тому +15

      @@AFFI909 😂 that's the solution of the dilemma

    • @varenkerichard3354
      @varenkerichard3354 4 роки тому +24

      While he bites with his front teeth he is cheeing with his back teeth.

    • @SultanxD
      @SultanxD 4 роки тому +62

      @@varenkerichard3354 Trust me he sin't chewing

  • @gravymomo
    @gravymomo 5 років тому +1648

    *when you steal food from the fridge and hear your mom arrive*
    1:41

    • @murtazakhan946
      @murtazakhan946 5 років тому +4

      Mother?? Where u from??

    • @gravymomo
      @gravymomo 5 років тому +13

      @@murtazakhan946 italy...

    • @whitebeard7026
      @whitebeard7026 5 років тому +1

      Capisco 😂

    • @gravymomo
      @gravymomo 5 років тому +2

      @@whitebeard7026 😂

    • @wrng-i9f
      @wrng-i9f 5 років тому +19

      @@murtazakhan946 whats wrong with mother?

  • @Enishidono
    @Enishidono Рік тому +9

    2023 here, he now has 16.3 million subscribers and is still going strong! I kinda want to see Mr. Stonie do this again and demolish his old record!

  • @allivancampos7949
    @allivancampos7949 4 роки тому +2989

    He kinda looks like a caterpillar munching on a leaf

  • @OfflineKev
    @OfflineKev 4 роки тому +1629

    I’ve never seen the word “scarfing” portrayed so accurately until now

  • @Banjiilo
    @Banjiilo 5 років тому +2100

    Mom: share the burrito kids it’s really big
    Me:

  • @LuDogg805
    @LuDogg805 2 роки тому +10

    This was the first video I saw of you. Had to come back to remember how epic it was.

  • @zoey9334
    @zoey9334 5 років тому +2481

    Props to his parents for teaching him to always finish his food.

    • @captainace1056
      @captainace1056 5 років тому +10

      nah probs taught him first to eat his veges

    • @monkeygeorge2298
      @monkeygeorge2298 5 років тому +45

      @@captainace1056 they starved him all his life that's how he eats all this food so quick

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 років тому +4

      No, that’s one of the worst things a parent could give their kid. Endorses obesity and doesn’t address the root of the all-so-well-used 'African children are starving and you’re not finishing your food' which is crippling capitalism, but that’s a story for another day.

    • @zoey9334
      @zoey9334 5 років тому +13

      @@blueshell292 it was a joke.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 років тому

      xX_MidnightSun_Xx
      It always is, isn’t it
      No, it wasn’t you dumb fuck

  • @andreimigule
    @andreimigule 5 років тому +2613

    I am not sharing my lunch box with this guy

  • @SCMowns
    @SCMowns 9 років тому +442

    I'm gaining calories just by watching this.

  • @taheralafify9830
    @taheralafify9830 9 місяців тому +2

    To this day, one heck of a Video, that's how I got to know about your content, this was the first video I ever seen for you and since then I still love watching your content, keep on being awesome and thanks alot for all the hard work put into your videos and the food that got decimated along the way.
    I recall I've came across this video about 7 years ago.

  • @monacarlossmokey
    @monacarlossmokey 5 років тому +1082

    Still trying to process what just happened

    • @max.aura10k
      @max.aura10k 5 років тому +43

      His stomach is still trying to process it too

    • @paulmartinez4720
      @paulmartinez4720 5 років тому +3

      Alex 😂😂😂

    • @b_nzx7841
      @b_nzx7841 5 років тому +1

      Alex that’s what I was gonna say 😂

    • @TheUnknownShadow03
      @TheUnknownShadow03 5 років тому +1

      He literally swallowed of that shit lmfaooooooo just look at his massive bite right st the end, he practically swallowed that shit whole lmfaooooooo what a fucking beats man

    • @nmoraless.06
      @nmoraless.06 5 років тому +1

      Alex -don’t let this comment drown pls 🤣

  • @nadow1899
    @nadow1899 4 роки тому +2133

    Hes not even chewing its going straight down his throat

    • @imbasing
      @imbasing 4 роки тому +6

      No

    • @obama7195
      @obama7195 4 роки тому +252

      He have tooth on his throat

    • @renee2shay
      @renee2shay 4 роки тому +52

      He is literally, biting then swallowing. No chewing involved 😱

    • @itzangel_yt40
      @itzangel_yt40 4 роки тому +18

      Just bites into it then swallows no chewing was done in this video

    • @jessg5441
      @jessg5441 4 роки тому +3

      YES😂😂💀

  • @xt-fire961
    @xt-fire961 4 роки тому +2663

    well, He said 500k is ridiculous now he has 13 million! LOL

  • @KillerCornMuffin
    @KillerCornMuffin Місяць тому +1

    Aww tiny 500k sub Matt is so cute! Now this monster of a man is up to over 16 MILLION! I love coming back to enjoy this video, it's arguably one of your best.

  • @GamingPalooza
    @GamingPalooza 9 років тому +4888

    The only thing I can think of is that Pac-Man sound effect... WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA

    • @ariannasilva4462
      @ariannasilva4462 9 років тому +49

      That made it funnier!

    • @Monsux
      @Monsux 9 років тому +31

      +Gaming Palooza Empire Hahahahaa... Now I have to watch the video again.

    • @jirikunc1956
      @jirikunc1956 9 років тому +4

      +Gaming Palooza Empire he cant eat 30 lbs. 20 is max for his stomach.

    • @janglasstetter5977
      @janglasstetter5977 9 років тому +32

      waka waka eh eh .... it's time for africa
      Greets from Shakira

    • @retardedkpopfan4989
      @retardedkpopfan4989 9 років тому

      loool 😜😜😜

  • @joetigani7269
    @joetigani7269 4 роки тому +1394

    3:54: Morgan: how many calories are in that thing?
    Matt: *checks on other side of aluminum foil

  • @friskyios5152
    @friskyios5152 5 років тому +2464

    Me: *Skips 30 seconds...*
    Also me: “Wha..? Where did the burrito go!?”

  • @Jaysus66
    @Jaysus66 3 роки тому +7

    I'm watching this 6 years later and now with 14.7 million subs 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you made it!

  • @martinoluoch7891
    @martinoluoch7891 5 років тому +1819

    Time to beat, 15 minutes 31 seconds
    Hold my burrito

  • @SuburbanDelinquent
    @SuburbanDelinquent 9 років тому +5381

    holy shit, I thought he was going to eat one of his fingers for a moment!

    • @schizzlschnitzl
      @schizzlschnitzl 9 років тому +9

      SUB. DELINQUENT that "blood" sure was scary :)

    • @Brandon35G
      @Brandon35G 9 років тому +8

      Cheah??

    • @Zlaterrr
      @Zlaterrr 9 років тому +9

      SUB. DELINQUENT He has bitten his fingers several times :)

    • @MPLArms
      @MPLArms 9 років тому +4

      ***** Nope...they would have waited till he was done, then ate him!

    • @ccoooocc9714
      @ccoooocc9714 7 років тому +1

      SUB. DELINQUENT Holy Beautiful

  • @skylerrr7955
    @skylerrr7955 5 років тому +5786

    When Matt goes to the bathroom
    Toilet: please no I have a family

  • @JoanC412
    @JoanC412 2 роки тому +2

    Bro this man hasn't physically changed in 7 years

  • @TheDarkzHD
    @TheDarkzHD 5 років тому +696

    He looked like one of those time-lapsed caterpillars you see eating a full leaf in one of David Attenborough’s nature shows.

    • @e.t.198
      @e.t.198 5 років тому

      I thought the same exact thing.... After a few seconds OF eating like that it's not food anymore its survival....

  • @fatrickspark1090
    @fatrickspark1090 5 років тому +813

    "How many calories are in tha mhmahh"
    *Checks the other side of the aluminum foil*
    3:54

  • @YouTubeFan559
    @YouTubeFan559 6 років тому +645

    3 years later....
    From 500k
    To 6.8mill
    Matt you've made it. And it's for killing challenges like this

    • @lucasinazumai9873
      @lucasinazumai9873 6 років тому

      8888888888888888

    • @thandozungu2428
      @thandozungu2428 6 років тому +4

      IT'S 7.2 MIL NOW DUDE 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @lucasinazumai9873
      @lucasinazumai9873 6 років тому

      @@thandozungu2428 To me or to Sportsfan? Cause 888888888 is basically clapping.

    • @thandozungu2428
      @thandozungu2428 6 років тому

      @@lucasinazumai9873 to sports fan buddy not u 😉☺☺☺☺☺...thank u for teaching me 888 means clapping...highly appreciated..now pls sub to me for no reason ☺☺😉

    • @realzzopi-2231
      @realzzopi-2231 6 років тому +2

      7.2M subs dude

  • @travishurst2242
    @travishurst2242 Рік тому +1

    "This is easier than I remember" as he's chowing through it 😂😂😂

  • @lanmark2378
    @lanmark2378 5 років тому +782

    This man just ended that burrito's whole career.

  • @aurelia3575
    @aurelia3575 4 роки тому +4549

    Can we just take a moment to realize that he has never click baited us

    • @mohammadsami6031
      @mohammadsami6031 4 роки тому +14

      He did

    • @saracrysis2851
      @saracrysis2851 4 роки тому +3

      Mohammad Sami When?

    • @twinshadowftw7115
      @twinshadowftw7115 4 роки тому +88

      Still didn’t click bait the name did not say that it had to be the actual play button

    • @mohammadsami6031
      @mohammadsami6031 4 роки тому +16

      @@twinshadowftw7115 the thumbnail says everything

    • @-DabPronick-
      @-DabPronick- 4 роки тому +8

      Mohammad Sami and no one gives a crap now shut it 🤐

  • @KINGKONG-sl9zh
    @KINGKONG-sl9zh 4 роки тому +402

    He doesn’t even chew he just inhales the burrito.

  • @OzelBlox
    @OzelBlox 2 роки тому +1

    its been 7 years and he still didnt changed

  • @braxtonking
    @braxtonking 4 роки тому +666

    Waitress: here's your 10 pound burger can I get you anything else?
    *Matt finishing off the last bite*: the check please

    • @red-vg2ds
      @red-vg2ds 4 роки тому +4

      69th like yay

    • @francindric9971
      @francindric9971 4 роки тому +1

      500th like yesss

    • @idiotnoob751
      @idiotnoob751 4 роки тому +2

      Cheque*

    • @latenightsinthecity_
      @latenightsinthecity_ 4 роки тому

      @@idiotnoob751 have to say, I gotta thing for random ass corrections. 😂

    • @idiotnoob751
      @idiotnoob751 4 роки тому +3

      @@latenightsinthecity_I don't wanted to be that type of person who acts like grammar teacher but as a commerce student I couldn't resist to correct the wrong spellings of cheque

  • @keitoso7025
    @keitoso7025 5 років тому +1495

    Remember those 500,000 subs?
    *Look at him now*

  • @grandadsclothes1454
    @grandadsclothes1454 6 років тому +537

    3 years later, he now has over 5,000,000 subscribers. Congrats man, you earned it!

  • @rockerxXc
    @rockerxXc 8 днів тому +1

    9 years ago feels like it should be 2011 or something. That shi is 2015. Damn.

  • @Gary1q2
    @Gary1q2 9 років тому +5124

    DOES HE EVEN CHEW?!?!?!?

    • @kipsta1115
      @kipsta1115 9 років тому +7

      Gary1q2 Love ur vids :p

    • @mrassassino93
      @mrassassino93 9 років тому +30

      Gary1q2 fizz pls

    • @Gary1q2
      @Gary1q2 9 років тому +248

      isnt that bad for your stomach...

    • @cam56k
      @cam56k 9 років тому +86

      Gary1q2 yes

    • @mrassassino93
      @mrassassino93 9 років тому +6

      u should watch furious mike

  • @ExploreSteve
    @ExploreSteve 5 років тому +479

    When city workers are working on the sewer, it's because of Stonie.

    • @miguelcastaneda7236
      @miguelcastaneda7236 5 років тому +1

      Steven mean it comes out same size..while makeing sounds only dogs can hear..nail marks on wall

  • @fernand0167
    @fernand0167 5 років тому +548

    looks like a caterpillar eating a leaf

    • @GamingSurge07
      @GamingSurge07 4 роки тому +3

      I think he was a little faster than a caterpillar bro lol 😂

    • @KenKaneki-st6td
      @KenKaneki-st6td 4 роки тому

      Haha

    • @raven6130
      @raven6130 4 роки тому +4

      Nah it was the leaf eating the caterpillar

    • @zai1449
      @zai1449 4 роки тому

      * KirishimaTuckerxWallflower * ?notfunny

    • @raven6130
      @raven6130 4 роки тому +1

      XLR Zai sorry heh

  • @leopoldfranckurent2270
    @leopoldfranckurent2270 Рік тому +822

    2024 anyone

  • @jonplayz7090
    @jonplayz7090 7 років тому +847

    Its super satisfying to see how the burrito gets smaller as he eats

    • @im_smiley3554
      @im_smiley3554 7 років тому +9

      yea I'm pretty used to it getting bigger this was some rocket science!

    • @sir-x
      @sir-x 7 років тому

      ikr

    • @blazinchalice
      @blazinchalice 7 років тому +4

      SuperSaiyan69 Only sad virgins have anime usernames

    • @naticiasouth8487
      @naticiasouth8487 7 років тому +6

      I felt like I was eating it as well.

    • @hoodchicken1154
      @hoodchicken1154 7 років тому +5

      Jon Playz he uses some intense magic to make the food get smaller

  • @quimthedream
    @quimthedream 5 років тому +404

    Waiter: If you eat the worlds largest burrito in 1 hour you win!
    Matt:Thats cute.

    • @GUNKSHOTT
      @GUNKSHOTT 5 років тому +1

      This isn't the worlds largest burrito but ok

    • @quimthedream
      @quimthedream 5 років тому +5

      @@GUNKSHOTT It was an example of how matt eats so fast

  • @ionutbusu3723
    @ionutbusu3723 4 роки тому +714

    ''half a milion is like crazy!"
    Still him with 12 mil subs after 5 years:

  • @viraajviraaj5152
    @viraajviraaj5152 3 роки тому +7

    bro how do u have the confidence of eating such a big burrito in public like that.LOVE U MAN😀

  • @chillstep4life
    @chillstep4life 7 років тому +631

    Legend has it that Matt Stonie has teeth in the back of his throat that help him chew his food while he swallows it whole!

    • @Chanceiscool44
      @Chanceiscool44 7 років тому +16

      chillstep4life so hes a sea turtle?

    • @chillstep4life
      @chillstep4life 7 років тому +24

      No.... He's Matt Stonie!

    • @coolestcooper4169
      @coolestcooper4169 7 років тому

      chillstep4life subscribe to me I have to u

    • @aldozone5966
      @aldozone5966 6 років тому

      I think it is not available for this product is available to buy in the Netherlands

    • @ompatel0126
      @ompatel0126 6 років тому

      OMG 666 likes on this comment

  • @anthonyhill4700
    @anthonyhill4700 4 роки тому +572

    I feel like I'm watching a caterpillar eating leaf😵

  • @rusudankartvelishvili8895
    @rusudankartvelishvili8895 6 років тому +754

    he will eat godzilla next i think

    • @eiadsaleh9202
      @eiadsaleh9202 5 років тому +2

      Why nobody comment here

    • @ultronicdefault1713
      @ultronicdefault1713 5 років тому +4

      Oh yea yea

    • @mr.tiktoknation6104
      @mr.tiktoknation6104 5 років тому

      How about something thats not a animal how about Tacozilla🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃🤣😃😃😃😃

    • @zeroo7273
      @zeroo7273 5 років тому +1

      @@mr.tiktoknation6104 hahahahajaahahaha (not funny)

    • @leanr1466
      @leanr1466 5 років тому

      Under 5 minutes

  • @electrogameboss3981
    @electrogameboss3981 2 роки тому +1

    "It's not going anywhere, slow down!"
    -My Mom

  • @johnx295
    @johnx295 5 років тому +222

    Mortal man: “Y’all got any leftovers?”
    Matt: “Wtf are leftovers?”

  • @allisonxyz2053
    @allisonxyz2053 5 років тому +1137

    I just spent two minutes of my life watching someone eat a giant burrito.

  • @akshaynair8087
    @akshaynair8087 5 років тому +524

    My friend: can I taste your food?
    Me: yeah sure!
    Him:

  • @galeotx
    @galeotx 11 місяців тому +1

    Bruh just imagine 2024 Matt Stonie re attempting this video 😂 gone in 60 seconds

  • @Jack-lz4ec
    @Jack-lz4ec 5 років тому +537

    Imagine walking by and u see this man deleting his burrito

    • @thomaslesslie8268
      @thomaslesslie8268 5 років тому +24

      You're just paraphrasing the top comment

    • @moose491
      @moose491 4 роки тому +1

      @@thomaslesslie8268 So? They never said it was the original one dumass.

    • @thomaslesslie8268
      @thomaslesslie8268 4 роки тому +8

      @@moose491 i think you be questioning who really is the dumbass here. Like nah duh he didn't say it was original i don't need you to tell me that for me.

    • @GregerGregsson
      @GregerGregsson 4 роки тому +4

      Itz •XHoneyX• You got roasted + you are very small brain

    • @fakename5400
      @fakename5400 4 роки тому +1

      Dawg😭😭😭

  • @jkggkl6322
    @jkggkl6322 4 роки тому +384

    Cats: 9 lives , Albert Einstein : 9 brains , Matt Stonie : 9 Stomachs

  • @TheN3RoX
    @TheN3RoX 5 років тому +805

    Stomach:
    Am i a joke to you ?

    • @krabha9681
      @krabha9681 5 років тому +10

      BurritoZilla: am I a joke to you?

    • @marcelodeandradesilva5392
      @marcelodeandradesilva5392 5 років тому +1

      lol ehauhuehuha kkkkkk joke me
      matt stonie don't win corbucci in Brazil

    • @cookiedoughchomper
      @cookiedoughchomper 5 років тому +1

      Toliet: am I joke to you

    • @kofibabone725
      @kofibabone725 5 років тому +1

      Intestines:
      "You obviously have no respect for me." 😂

    • @sergent_jacques991
      @sergent_jacques991 5 років тому

      If he's able to eat that, that wanna mean that his stomach is a black hole

  • @johnty505
    @johnty505 Рік тому +1

    It's like watching a human eat a giant caterpillar - in the style of a caterpillar.

  • @chocolatebananas3686
    @chocolatebananas3686 6 років тому +706

    This was weirdly satisfying to watch

    • @orngpeelr9017
      @orngpeelr9017 6 років тому +4

      yup, you've just described competitive eating lol

    • @vaporeoncumplido177
      @vaporeoncumplido177 6 років тому +2

      Burito X Matt stione= Under 2 minuets

    • @95snowboyz
      @95snowboyz 6 років тому +1

      dude he diddnt even chew wtf

    • @ryanmynard5532
      @ryanmynard5532 6 років тому

      Chocolate Bananas 🍌

    • @harcherboy
      @harcherboy 6 років тому

      @@vaporeoncumplido177 yes *Gets banned*

  • @ryangreenwell3917
    @ryangreenwell3917 4 роки тому +1475

    Netflix: "Are you still watching?"
    Someone's Daughter:

    • @animatic7572
      @animatic7572 4 роки тому +49

      i dont get the joke cause im a boomer but i give u a like :)

    • @bignono252
      @bignono252 4 роки тому +16

      I don’t get the joke neither 😂

    • @jm5820
      @jm5820 4 роки тому +14

      @@animatic7572 that makes no sense lmao. Why would you like this comment if you didn't get it? I didn't get it either btw

    • @razzahomies9404
      @razzahomies9404 4 роки тому +107

      U guys didn’t get. I did. Like when it says are you still watching. The daughter finishes her food. To continue watching

    • @Yochizel58
      @Yochizel58 4 роки тому +7

      I get it

  • @jacobbjordan8847
    @jacobbjordan8847 5 років тому +465

    Matt Stonie: Teacher can i grab a snack.
    Teacher: You only have a couple minutes till next period, be quick.
    Matt Stonie:

  • @bornamilovac4900
    @bornamilovac4900 10 місяців тому +1

    Dad: let’s go son, we must to go
    Son: wait dad, give me a minute for lunch

  • @megalol1344
    @megalol1344 5 років тому +306

    Matt Stonie: *walks into restroom*
    Toilet: Pls sir toilets have lives too

    • @Electric.Lightning
      @Electric.Lightning 5 років тому +5

      lmao

    • @swiifz
      @swiifz 5 років тому

      Mega lol hahhahaha 😂

    • @A_Stoic
      @A_Stoic 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sledgetable172
      @sledgetable172 5 років тому +2

      Saw this comment like a million times but it's actually funny this time cuz it's burritos 🌯

    • @blazarous
      @blazarous 5 років тому

      The toilet lol. Holy *shit.*

  • @loyscgodlike
    @loyscgodlike 7 років тому +718

    Your stomach must be like 'fuck not again'

  • @beyondzetabyte
    @beyondzetabyte 5 років тому +2533

    Who came here after watching Guinness book world record of fastest eating burrito ?

    • @GH-yt7eg
      @GH-yt7eg 5 років тому +146

      yea guinness is not really a reliable source lol fuck guinness

    • @louismc5382
      @louismc5382 5 років тому +3

      Meeee

    • @louievalenzuela5297
      @louievalenzuela5297 5 років тому +38

      Some how she got the world record like bruh

    • @SpikeGaming133
      @SpikeGaming133 5 років тому

      Beyond Zetabyte OMG MEEE

    • @whiffler770
      @whiffler770 5 років тому +3

      He have like kinda small burrito

  • @battleproguy2858
    @battleproguy2858 2 роки тому +4

    The thumbnail looks actually scary lol!

  • @kentjordanangeles4293
    @kentjordanangeles4293 5 років тому +980

    Did he even chew that thing? Seems like he just swallowed it😂

    • @Paultimate7
      @Paultimate7 5 років тому +22

      You dont exactly need to chew a burrito.

    • @Krogrosen
      @Krogrosen 5 років тому +97

      @@Paultimate7 you just swallow it whole then?

    • @Jay-jx3vp
      @Jay-jx3vp 5 років тому +52

      @@Krogrosen yes but actually no

    • @Krogrosen
      @Krogrosen 5 років тому +2

      @@Jay-jx3vp ?

    • @justinarmentrout5520
      @justinarmentrout5520 5 років тому +57

      Kent Jordan Angeles in speed eating instead of taking your time to chew, you push down the food you have in your mouth with even more food.

  • @KM-cz3bn
    @KM-cz3bn 7 років тому +1582

    R.I.P toilet

    • @gilocogil1797
      @gilocogil1797 7 років тому +48

      mehdi kadri Rip anus

    • @zakariar9862
      @zakariar9862 7 років тому +4

      i Predator hahahahajaja what the hell hhhhhhhhhh

    • @zakariar9862
      @zakariar9862 7 років тому +6

      i Predator Haha this is very nasty

    • @jaimelescarotte9423
      @jaimelescarotte9423 7 років тому +18

      Rip.

    • @zwytze
      @zwytze 7 років тому +4

      mehdi kadri may we have a silent five minutes

  • @dannash111
    @dannash111 4 роки тому +704

    Employee: spends 20 mins making the massive burrito
    Matt: finishes it in under 2 mins
    Employee: am I a joke to you?

    • @Yoloballmuncher22
      @Yoloballmuncher22 4 роки тому +11

      Matt: *yes*

    • @rohaan131
      @rohaan131 4 роки тому

      Lol Employe or chef

    • @chinmaymathur7000
      @chinmaymathur7000 4 роки тому +1

      @@rohaan131 Most likely an employee

    • @cowboysfan4lfedak_zeke_coo167
      @cowboysfan4lfedak_zeke_coo167 4 роки тому +4

      Daniel Nash bruh I can barely eat two burritos from Taco Bell and this dude just swallowed about 60 in under two minutes. 🤦‍♂️

    • @user-sz1td5bu3y
      @user-sz1td5bu3y 4 роки тому +3

      That was such an unfunny old joke just please stop

  • @rhoadesian
    @rhoadesian 9 місяців тому

    the From First to Last tee, nice. Watched this video like two years ago and subbed right away. Told my dad about it today and had to show him.

  • @AsKaGangsta
    @AsKaGangsta 9 років тому +192

    That's just f*cking insane! U didn't even chew it

    • @boxing4life258
      @boxing4life258 9 років тому

      I know youuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @boxing4life258
      @boxing4life258 9 років тому

      Dirty gangsta

    • @Theodore_VII
      @Theodore_VII 9 років тому

      That's mainly the technique to "eat fast". He's not really eating it (chewing it and so on), rather, just taking in the food.

    • @AsKaGangsta
      @AsKaGangsta 9 років тому +2

      Emman Pascual
      yea he basically inhaled it lol

    • @Theodore_VII
      @Theodore_VII 9 років тому +1

      S**t I just realise who you are, you're awesome! Can't believe I haven't subscribed to you yet.

  • @Shyk
    @Shyk 7 років тому +716

    Bruhh man im sure you can sing 2 songs at the same time with this mouth

    • @schwarznigga2820
      @schwarznigga2820 7 років тому +28

      Esmerserseri1 underrated comment😂😂

    • @ufuk3284
      @ufuk3284 7 років тому +1

      Siiiktiiir

    • @nabercankitom_520
      @nabercankitom_520 7 років тому

      Kutay Turfan xd

    • @elbehemoth386
      @elbehemoth386 7 років тому +1

      My nigga this is one of the funniest comments I have ever read!

    • @mom123296
      @mom123296 7 років тому

      EL_PATRON_34 you no I live whith him I'm at home

  • @omega4624
    @omega4624 5 років тому +1100

    His mouth is a Black Hole. He bites then just doesn’t chew.

  • @neboskii8756
    @neboskii8756 2 роки тому +4

    He ate it like a caterpillar eating a rolled up leaf

  • @santiagobecerra3835
    @santiagobecerra3835 3 роки тому +352

    What the actual f*ck did I just see?! He's not even chewing, man. Amazing.

    • @turinturambar8425
      @turinturambar8425 3 роки тому +1

      He does this all the time

    • @markalanrudings3657
      @markalanrudings3657 3 роки тому +2

      If you think this is impressive. Watch Molly Schuyler do it. She's not human. Best competitive eater in the world. Hands down.

    • @Seifelma3rifa
      @Seifelma3rifa 3 роки тому

      @@markalanrudings3657 and if joey chestnut is the first he actually is almost the same speed as matt stonie and he kinda cheated at some vids

    • @sesch137
      @sesch137 3 роки тому +1

      amazing? he is literally destroying his gut.

    • @jerp1367
      @jerp1367 3 роки тому +10

      @@sesch137 That's not how competitive eating works. The human stomach can actually expand a lot bigger than what you feel.

  • @karlheisenberg4446
    @karlheisenberg4446 4 роки тому +841

    Netflix: *are you still watching*
    Someone's daughter

  • @skceej
    @skceej 5 років тому +1320

    No one:
    Cameraman: “mmm juicy tortilla”
    Also no one:
    Me: *comments this 4 years later*

    • @davidr3046
      @davidr3046 5 років тому +13

      You: comments this four years later
      Me: replies 10 hours after the comment posted 4 years late was posted

    • @ibrahim853
      @ibrahim853 5 років тому +3

      Also me: replies 16 hours before your comment after a 4 year vid

    • @juliopulido5001
      @juliopulido5001 5 років тому +2

      chinese father you fucking dipshit. You ruined it

    • @milamirtilla4476
      @milamirtilla4476 5 років тому

      @@davidr3046 @

    • @roannemitchybunol3444
      @roannemitchybunol3444 5 років тому

      You: comments 4 years after this video was posted
      Me: comments 4 weeks after this comment was posted

  • @annusrivastava4035
    @annusrivastava4035 8 місяців тому +1

    Eating ❌
    Swallowing ✅

  • @riceveteran_934
    @riceveteran_934 4 роки тому +846

    Netflix: are you still watching?
    Someones daughter:

  • @aprilxie8825
    @aprilxie8825 7 років тому +351

    Going to a job interview like.....
    Employer: got any talents?
    Me: um.... eating?

    • @matthewledford7209
      @matthewledford7209 7 років тому

      POETRY OF MY RHYME U cant fire if u never employed... Hold this, “L”

    • @Tik1800
      @Tik1800 7 років тому

      But can you eat like this?

  • @LivingSoul16
    @LivingSoul16 5 років тому +248

    Rewatching this gold. From 500k to 9.3m well done matt and morgan!
    Edit1: after 3 years of my comment. Went from 9mil to 34mil!

    • @Prince-dt6wq
      @Prince-dt6wq 5 років тому

      9.57 is like a Super super huge no. He must be very proud.

    • @Fear_D07
      @Fear_D07 5 років тому

      9.6 now

    • @imvalor1
      @imvalor1 5 років тому

      24M

    • @Fear_D07
      @Fear_D07 5 років тому

      @@imvalor1 he means subscribers

    • @imvalor1
      @imvalor1 5 років тому

      『FR』๛ 『Fe4r』ʚ oh LMAO

  • @rvlf1
    @rvlf1 11 місяців тому +1

    I sometimes see Matt Stonies videos when im eating

  • @gaalelio
    @gaalelio 7 років тому +814

    If u see the mirror behind him, you’ll think its a zombie eating somebody xD

  • @agoose5075
    @agoose5075 4 роки тому +273

    Bubba when it sees this burrito: “Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”

    • @braanch
      @braanch 4 роки тому +12

      bro i love that dog 😂"Our battle will be legendary!"

    • @AjariJangle
      @AjariJangle 4 роки тому +5

      I didn’t know many people know who bubba is! 🐶❤️❤️

    • @telmacristina293
      @telmacristina293 4 роки тому +5

      @@AjariJangle I know🐶🐶 the dog that eat a bean burrito in 1 second🤣🤪🐶🐶

    • @PerseusR51
      @PerseusR51 4 роки тому +9

      Bubba is somewhere in a peaceful place eating burritos while waiting for his owner to join him soon. Rip Bubba, you were the best dog.

    • @thebaconman9010
      @thebaconman9010 4 роки тому +1

      Our battle will be Legendary!

  • @TheDanserr
    @TheDanserr 4 роки тому +116

    I wouldn't want to get stranded in an island alone with this guy