If 500 Miles had half the beats taken out
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- Опубліковано 21 лют 2018
- Credit for audio goes to tumblr user paulsilluminatedpromenade
Edit June 13, 2018:
I didn't make this audio. I took it off tumblr from the person mentioned above because I just wanted to show it to my boyfriend via youtube, and it somehow got popular. Therefore, any issues you have with the audio quality or google chat/roblox/whatever noises, you can direct to that person, not me.
Yes, it does sound scottish/gaelic/welsh/german/whatever other language
I didn't call it "250 miles" because then it would be harder to search for on youtube. But if I called it "if 500 miles had half the beats taken out," it becomes a lot easier to find. - Фільми й анімація
![gas gas gas but every other beat happens twice [CC]](/img/n.gif)
When I way, well I gonna be gonna be a who wakes to you
When I go, eh I gonna be gonna be a who go with you
If I geh, well I'm gonna be gonna be who gets to you
If I hey, eh I nonna be gonna be who's hen to you
But would five hund and I would wive hund
Whenst to dumb a hwafen wiffoudoo
When I'm wack, yes I'm gonna be gonna be who's wad for you
When the mon (yea), comes in fuck I do pass ovary pen to you
I come (When I come), oh I gonna be gonna be who cole to you
If I groge, well I gonna be gonna be who's cold with you
But would wive hund man I would wive hend
Whenst a come waffen wiffoudaoo
Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da
Dun diddlun da da
Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da
Dun diddlun da da
When I'm luh, well I'm gonna be gonna be a who's without you
When I'm dream, well I gonna dream gonna dream time I'm with you
Ah (Wehna) 'ell I'm 'onna be gonna be who goo with you
When I co (When I cone) 'es I'm gonna be gonna be a who comb with you
Gonna vanish home with you
But would wive hen and I would wive hend
Just to cuhma waffen miffouadaoo
Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Daah
Dun diddlun da da (eh)
Dadla (Dadla) Dadla (Dadla) Da da
Dun diddlun da da
Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Dada
Dun diddlun da da (eh)
Dadla (DADLA) Dadla (DADLA) Daah
Dun diddlun da da (EXHALE)
AN WOULD WIVE FRIEND MAN I WOULD WIVE HEN
JUST A DAH WHO WAH DOWN EUGH DOWN ouh doh
I know there's already a pinned lyric comment, but this is my version
Hey thanks for pinning! I’m honored
So much effort
My one's better.
You managed to cover the spots that really funked my brain, your determination is an absolute, I salute you sir!
(I will admit that my heart pinched when I saw my comment not pinned anymore, you, however, deserve this!)
>vaguely Scottish noises
I'm Welsh and I'm offended...It's obviously Scottish.
ach aye
accurate
Goo-ûch
ach noe
It sounds like the entire band is having a perfectly synchronized stroke.
This comment is winning
Kyle Hart Best one I've read yet
Damn. You beat me to my comment.
Kyle Hart I can't unhear it now.
Y ded eye laff
The scottish battlecry:
DADLADADLADLADLADLADADADADA
Release the daladas
It honestly sounds ferocious.
I can't *breathe*.
@@Eidenhoek oh my God you ain't kidding. I'm dying here.
It’s even better if you listen to the entire thing as a Scottish battlecry
Just sounds like an even stronger Scottish accent.
Its just the language Scots.
Its literally fucking scots
Lol probably a bit offensive to the scots, but whatever
Can confirm I talk like this
Thats what we sound like to you? ;-;
@@wolfie669 *y e s .*
“250 Miles”
NoiceDrinkz love your stuff bruv
This should be a top comment too.
NoiceDrinkz its actually 500. If he walks 500 miles and 500 more thats 1000. So half of that is 500
skin19head69 why isn't the song called 1000 miles then
I can't like this it has 420 likes :(
Im glad that The Proclaimers greatest hit has been translated to Gaelic
PaulBreenis Irish Scottish or Welsh?
PaulBreenis I'm Irish and it doesn't sound like any of ours
ÆOmen •_• it's a ...joke my friend
ah hh I know just trying to see which side of Gaelic it (kind of) sounds like😂
ÆOmen •_•
r/whoooooosh
Is this what English sounds like to non-English speakers?
Only if it's a British person talking.
Different accent tho
OblivionFall duh
M8 the singers are British SCOTLAND IS IN BRITAIN LOL
As a Russian who only recently learned English, yes.
"can I borrow your proclaimers CD"
"yeah but don't scratch it"
*the disc when you get it back:*
This is what Gaelic sounds like to people who don't speak Gaelic.
*doger944* this is what gaelic sounds like to people who DO speak gaelic
doger944 Garlic
*LegendMeadow* bread
ancient dragon cheese.... cake
*Daniel Dyson* cake....cheese
Name this 250 miles and release a version with the other notes called 250 more
Lmao
Intellect
Logic reference
This
I want to like this comment but it's at 666 RN
When you would walk 500 miles but you don’t want to bother walking 500 more
Girl: only 500 miles? That’s it? Well, that’s not very romantic [leaves]
Ahhh so this is what Americans hear when Scottish people speak.
Scotland is basically English reversed, Hsilgne. **renames Scotland Hsilgland**
Not inaccurate.
As an American, this is accurate.
i wonder what he's gonna be
Pixel the bee that's going to get to
Welsh
fiVEHUNDREDMILES
He's gonna be who co-wa you
He'll be ack home to you
Turns out when Thanos wiped out half the universe, it wasn't just the people
is that a frank fontaine stephen universe.
Camp Fortson Yup! Man, I can't even remember where I got this picture...
It was also my braincells
This is at 666 likes
I’m cursed :)
666 likes gulp
I don’t know who invented this whole “remove half the beats from a song” thing, but this is my favorite thing the internet has ever done
One of my favorites is smooth criminal but every other beat is missing, alongside smooth criminal but every OTHER other beat is missing
**Google chat pinging noises**
Yeahhhhh that would be my boyfriend on Facebook...whoopsie
I think???
Sarah Welch Wait, you didn't just download the song and edit that?
I'm very confused.
hurts my soul
Sarah Welch Can you edit them out?
Thought I was going to learn what the hypothetical agricultural ripple effects would be of losing half the beets from all farms in a given 500 mile range...
You mean like beetroots or...?
Stuart Morrow idk I'm no farmer lol
It's okay, I thought so too.
No you didn't
@yakka what are you even talking about weirdo
*CD skips in Scottish*
What I love most about these is that the bass drum is skipped, so the drum line is mostly the drummer beating on the snare
I can't believe someone translated this song into Welsh
Nobody Touch the like button! It needs to stay at 69
*ActCut00021719* and it did
Not enough sheepfucking.
as a welsh speaker, i can confirm this
wait... so Welsh is just scottish but half as much?
I love how abruptly it ends. Perfect.
Short count-in
"dooooh"
0:28 "what the f*** I do."
I thought it was "well then f*** I do!"
This had me dying from a) the fact that the chorus just sounds more Scottish this way and b) dalala DALALA, but what killed me was when UA-cam automatically added this to my dance playlist.
DALA DALA DALA DALA DALALALALA
How's business, Hachi?
Fine
Sarah honey are you okay
that awkward moment when you're singing along and then slip into a Welsh folk song
Lol
Gaelic is such a pretty language.
"Bahun! Wai-funnn Mana
Hood! Wy-fhunnn. Motchta
Fdunn Macrl waff-unn
Wuff Aoudunn"
wahahahahaha!
What do you mean the pastries have been burnt?
MLP OOKY is this gaelic?
The lyrics make it so much better
DAADADAADADAADAADADAAADAA
Sounds like normal Scottish to me.
You mean welsh?
This is arguably the most efficient way I've listened to a song
I'm still laughing my head off because of the map: "500 more"
Thanos snapped and made this
too soon
Dae Katz shut up
omg
bjnovak1 too. Soon.
bjnovak1 ua-cam.com/video/zMbXhjNRG4c/v-deo.html
I would walk from England to Iceland
i see what you did there
JustinJKJ Scotland*
swimming is good for your glutes
Sufficient No, he means he would hold his breath as he walks the sea floor.
Just ta be tha team who lost 2-1
Half of this sounds like genuine Scottish slang
Clankahoe!
1:19 Ah yes, the mating call of drunken junkies.
It did not work. I am disappointed
@@ohthatsabaseball5824 Sorry mate, the technique is 2 years old by now, the lads and lasses are into different means of wooing nowadays.
0:45 Aaaa *AAAAAA*
DA DA *AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
0:45 is what a grade 7 choir sounds like.
I don't understand a thing but I love this.
He basically removed every other head bob.
It's weirdly enjoyable
you love it because it's real art
Relatable
beats 2 and 4 are removed
I love how this changes the song to 2/4 completely
What did you expect?
When Thanos snapped his fingers I didn't know he would get rid of half of every song too
When I wah 'm gonna be the who's wah for you.
WALUIGI!!!
Still waiting for the sequel “804.672 Kilometers”
Oh wow
Most underrated comment on this video
LOL
I suspect this is what being on a late-night train with some cheerful drunk Scots people sounds like
This was in my recommended feed and I'm not disappointed. Haha!
I like how the chorus sounds like a weird mix of Welsh, Icelandic, Irish, Swedish, and a sprinkle of German.
aka Vaguely Northern European
I couldn't have imagined this song sounding more Scottish, you sir proved me wrong.
So that's how Nintendo composes songs for Splatoon.
IDK about Splatoon, but in Kerbal Space Program the Kerbin language is Spanish backwards.
This is very acurate
I don't get it.
Estonia is protected from the song :)
It just barely misses Latvia & Lithuania.
It got half of Kaliningrad though.
Finland also
@@RandomiMies4444 Which is perhaps regrettable, since the Finns are possibly the only people ENTIRELY equipped to deal with it!
Chaucer would understand every word of this, even though we can't.
"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be."
-ThAnus
This should be called 250 Miles
Underrated comment.
But then it wouldn't be a formula meme.
"X, but when A, B".
But if the total distance the dude travels is 1000 miles, then half of that is 500 miles
Unvultured Swine And the original title refer to 500 miles, so even if it would be a total distance of 500 miles the new title should be 250 miles.
Just flip this to a minor chord and you have an industrial metal song.
I thought the pings were from discord. KMS
I had no idea that either 500 miles is so far or that the UK is so small
I watched a video of a guy who walked across England in a Zorb ball, so it can't be that far across.
(I mean he probably walked across it at one of the narrower points, but still)
It depends if he went east/west or north/south.
Preetty Goood I know the UA-camr (not I know him like I've met him but I know him from his videos), he'd die trying to go north/south. Especially in a Zorb ball.
You must be from Texas.
Not even close. That was an odd assumption.
IM HAVING A STROKE
gf: how far would you go for me?
me trying to impress her with my singing while not wanting to make a commitment of 500 miles:
A drummer streamer just played to this (and posted it yesterday), and his tortured confusion is delicious.
I feel like I'm having a stroke.
This is unreasonably enjoyable.
This was recommended to me. Maybe i should stop watching youtube until 5-6 am...
Where is he gonna be?!?
whos well and true
It sounds Welsh
Accurate depiction
Lol too many vowels
It translates to "Bad Wolf Bay"
Thats cause it was made by Welch
TinyFoxTom oh no oh no oh no oh no
This is what I imagine living in Scotland sounds like...
Its true
Yes. Everyone stops every couple minutes to just start screaming for no real reason.
@@wildwolf8505 ...no reason? I thought it was screaming at the English!
As a scot you are right
So 500 miles from Scotland is either England, Ireland, The Netherlands, most of Belgium, and the tips of France, Germany, Denmark, and Norway.
500 more encircles half of Iceland, most of Spain and Portugal, all of France, Germany, Denmark, Belgium, Switzerland, Luxembourg, Austria, Liechtstein, and Czech Republic, half of Norway, Sweden, Italy, and Poland, and the tips of Slovakia, Hungary, Croatia, and that extremely small part of Russia between Poland and Lithuania.
Kaliningrad
The picture is like... So ridiculously incorrect
see? i told you tumblr wasn't all that bad!
this is truly inspired and funny whoever made it
thanks for posting
Would wife man up just to dab and laugh.
Never knew they recorded a Gaelic Version
"500 Miles: Scottish Translation"
Imagine what a concert performance of this would be like.
Someone make captions!!
Ace Carmona *captions*
I think the Proclaimers just had a stroke
I love the notification sounds in the background
Just wanted to come thank this video for giving my channel life.
dalala DALALA dalala DALALA
0:48 is it just me or you can hear the roblox chat notification sound in the background
That's not just you. I thought someone was messaging me
@Tyler Halnon its not discord
They are Windows notifications
SAME
I heard it a there and a few more times.
I can't breath and my stomach hurts from laughing. Thank you so much for this.
He's havering.
The entire band is also having a perfectly synchronized stroke.
I dare someone to sing play this for real.
C F I will start a cover band with anyone willing. I play bass and live in Dallas.
This sounds like a speedrun...
When you're walking 1000 miles but your right shoe blows out and it's making it hard to focus on the song you're singing.
This sounds like a totally different language
JasonParadise made me come here
Samson .games I was wondering why I was suddenly getting views on this
yeah, I am here from jason, too
same
*HAS INTENSE STROKE*
So _this_ is what Scottish sounds like...!
“Hey, can I get the aux?”
“This is a 13 hour road trip, please play something good”
I don't feel so good, The Proclaimers.
Ames Starline time to walk 250 miles just to that song
0:20 JUST THE DANMAKU
im stupid but i thought the UK removed all beets within a 500 mile radius
i set this as an alarm and woke up screaming
Honestly the best use of this song
So it’s possible to walk from the UK to iceland. The only thing we need to be when that happens, is becoming Jesus lol
boat shoes.
.75x speed makes it a big drunk seizure. I’ll try .25x at max volume and report back if I survive.
EDIT: Survived, but walking around like Tom Hanks at the end of Saving Private Ryan if it were directed by David Lynch.
Willens Marquise thank you sir I have had a stroke
*listens at .25 speed*
*_Holy frack, I'm crying so hard right now._*
Also, you made me spit all over my phone. Thanks for that.
Direct quote from my mom: "Sounds good. /s"
What the great fuck
Sounds nice actually! Traveling music you made here!
Now every time I hear the real song I expect it to sound like this. Cheers
Honestly this is better than the original song
how does this not have over a million views, this is art
Ah, yes my favourite song, 250 miles
Now this sounds more "Scotland"
half taken out...
i dont feel so well mr stark...
So is it 250 miles then?
Cybernetic Husky no it's just 500 bc 250 and 250 is 500
XBOX GAMING but it's only half of 500 miles
This is how you summon the Loch Ness monster.
this got rid of my headache that has been on and off all day