How selfless of Clown to give his full protection to Branzy for the rest of his life in return for the cheap cheap price of indentured servitude for three lifetimes.
Plot twist: Branzy can't do anything alone in the end so he just logs off and as clown himself says that's as good as dead. So clown technically killed him by protecting him
Y’know, in some ways clown actually the one who’s bound to branzy, he practically refuses to kill him and actively tries to protect him whenever possible
I agree too much lol. Uknow funny thing I actually started watching branzy and rekrap before they joined lifesteal lol, during their good ol trappin day, also with that squid guy who I forgot his username (I’m sorry thatchiefguy)
@@Sunny4408_But Squid would bring a shield to a fight so in a 1v1 situation Squid would probably win, especially since Clown wouldn't use a shield at all
4:45 Clown: What I'm about to show you I can't even put into words how secret this is. This is, like, "me hunting you down across multiple servers if you tell anybody" type secret. Branzy: *panik*
I’m so glad that you ended up building this castle! I love the combination of deepslate bricks and cobbled deepslate walls! Also in your video you showed your coordinates at 6:55 the vault with the portal is near x:2239 z:5929. Great video I can’t wait for your next Lifesteal Season 5 video!
this video made me think about how interesting the health/heart count is as a way of “environmental” storytelling, if that makes sense. i don’t remember any of what role creampiece’s character played in the last lifesteal season, but there are ten hearts that represent ten player kills just quietly sitting there on his hud showing that he remains on top competetively. it’s like the perfect show-don’t-tell device!!
The cute worried voice that Branzy gets when he realizes that ClownPierce trapped him is priceless. Like the stuff out of 99% of Japanese animes. (Where the main character thought it would be a good idea to get a girl thats a psychopath)
@@xtremeend72calm down my guy im sure theyre both fine w it, clown is liking all the ship comments lol and theyre not shipping the people but the characters
At the beginning of his Channel , he was the most merciless pvper , slaughtering nation after nation during the spoke event. clownpierce has gone a long way since
Am I the only one who thinks that Clown was giving off serious yandere vibes when he was rambling about being together forever with Branzy after he blocked off the end portal lmao
And now branzy is in clown eternal servitude an infinite amount of times because by storing branzy away in a castle for all of eternity clown has effectively prevented his death an infinite amount of times a true hero
16:29 i get two adds the secound one just showed a sniper scope for bug killer add and the fact that clownpierce just said there was a killer clown on the loose was pretty funny to me
5:33 Ahh yes we love the chat. Zam - "Wtf is this timeline" Clown - "Congratulate Branzy right fucking now." Zam - "Congratulations Branzy" (Mans most likely scared shitless in that moment
i love your base its so cool. the fact that you made it so cool can only be done by an amazing player. i love it so much, so cool. i want a base like that in minecraft.
I mean branzy could get out of that dimension by killing him self to the void but he knows that it is for his own protection (and if he does he will get hunted down by clown for eternity. So yea, branzy doesn’t have much of a choice.
This is why it takes me so long to make Lifesteal videos.
?
Here before this is gonna blow 🆙
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man branzy you should start a podcast while you're stuck in the castle
Damsel in distress podcast
This is the most aggressive way to ask someone to move in with you.
I’m your sixtynineth like
@@chasethemaster3440Very specific, but thank you.
@@SapphireSorceress like 734c :3
@@basicallyghostie7362 are you saying that so he can respond to u?
@@JanaBarcinas not really, I was just keeping up the little chain here of people saying what like they were.
How selfless of Clown to give his full protection to Branzy for the rest of his life in return for the cheap cheap price of indentured servitude for three lifetimes.
Yup and I’m here too!!
@@syndetlol Me to!
@@nickfu8364shut up 😂😂😂😂😂 jk
@@alyamisquitta4439same!!!
Sup
Plot twist: Branzy can't do anything alone in the end so he just logs off and as clown himself says that's as good as dead. So clown technically killed him by protecting him
Lol
Y’know, in some ways clown actually the one who’s bound to branzy, he practically refuses to kill him and actively tries to protect him whenever possible
Like a bodyguard.
An aggressively calm bodyguard.
@@LawTrafalgar-bw6it Actually, aggressively calm is one of the best ways I've heard Clown described.
@@LawTrafalgar-bw6itmore like a yandere
@@SapphireSorceressaggressive and calm is better
@@Evie_the_magic_foox WUT????!
I did not expect Yandere Clownpierce when I woke up today.
ong
😭
Real
I was looking for this-
The fact that clown liked the comment 💀
Yandere clown is not something I expected but it exists and it doesn’t feel wrong, delightful video
Clownpierce and branzy is a hilarious contrast of characters and I’m all for it
I agree too much lol. Uknow funny thing I actually started watching branzy and rekrap before they joined lifesteal lol, during their good ol trappin day, also with that squid guy who I forgot his username (I’m sorry thatchiefguy)
"congratulate branzy right fucking now." bro was held hostage
Fr
I love being so late
@@AwiemanVideosnah hi there
Hi
Frr
I love the fact he tried protecting Branzy by trapping him in the End in his fortress. Amazing and caring friendship they have.
you can escape with one click xd
How xd@@icy_orca9348
"Friendship"
I don't think friendship is the word
@@paulp.578doesn’t Branzy have a wife?
their friendship is always so entertaining to watch. They joke the way me and my friends do ,so their interactions feel so organic
I would pay 1000 dollars in real world money for the full uncut footage of you two building Branzy's forever home, I need more than twenty minutes
FAX
seeing clown and branzy together makes me crazy tbh😭 you could tell that they enjoy spending their time with each other, and i like that very much!
fr tho 😭😭
Make me crazy!
I love clown and branzy so much. They’re the best couple of lifesteal
gay gay homosexual gay
I agree so much!
Clownpiece liked 😭
The jester approves of you pointing out his declaration of homosexuality
Branzy's reaction to the bedrock being placed was so funny lmaoooo
"how- where did you get-"
EXACTLY
fr were did he get bedrock-@@leafbreeze9038
DID I MISS SOMETHING???
LMAO NO IM JUST LAUGHING BC UR COMMENT BROUGHT UP EXACTLY HOW BRANZY SAID IT AND IT STILL CRACKS ME UP
clown and branzy are the best lifesteal duo by FAR
zam and pangi: are we the worst duo?
@@kaldaraz nope far from that
Branzy knew he was gonna be a damsel trapped in a tower and he went anyways- almost like he wanted to
Best lifesteal couple*
Ah man of culture
I love how this guy is in the top 5 minecraft pvpers, and he has such a nice calming asmr voice
Ye
ngl sorry Clown but your second, Only_A_Squid has a better one.
@@HiImMantiClown Could've win if there were no shields
@@Sunny4408_But Squid would bring a shield to a fight so in a 1v1 situation Squid would probably win, especially since Clown wouldn't use a shield at all
@@Sunny4408_ Pretty sure he was talking about the voice
4:45
Clown: What I'm about to show you I can't even put into words how secret this is. This is, like, "me hunting you down across multiple servers if you tell anybody" type secret.
Branzy: *panik*
one of the many things i love about clown is how he can be the friendliest person while being able to crush u at any moment ❤
Clown is like a yandere and branzy is the victim
It's like ayano and taro from yandere simulator (sorta)
He’s the senpai
YALL play YARNDERE SIMULATOR??? 💀💀💀
👁️ 👄 👁️
@@PattyPhilly nah but i know it
The fact that clownpierce goes out of his way to protect branzy is so cool.
Fr
he's just simping
ong bro clown just wants that branzbussy@@CapybaraXXL
@@CapybaraXXLNo he’s not Branzy is just his friend
It’s what friends do
@@CapybaraXXLfr
Clown and Branzy are so wholesome together
You have a messed up view of wholesome.
wifesteal
me with a dirty mind 👽
He trapped branzy in the end so no one could hear his screams for help
@@DarkSlate75 Fair
Clown has taken himself to the next level, instead of focusing in 1 series, he's focusing on both.
He is focusing on 3. Life steal 2 seasons and friends or foes
Yes
Do you know what texturepack he is using because I can’t find it
@@ColderPencilBruh its the default texture
You realise that these are old textures right
I’m so glad that you ended up building this castle! I love the combination of deepslate bricks and cobbled deepslate walls! Also in your video you showed your coordinates at 6:55 the vault with the portal is near x:2239 z:5929. Great video I can’t wait for your next Lifesteal Season 5 video!
Jee, I sure hope none of the lifesteal members "accidentally" see this!
(that's called foreshadowing)
it is funny that branzy made the most dangerous base and now clown made the safest base,it is nice that they both contrast with each other
You guys are the perfect duo, i loved every moment of the video. Cant wait to see a lifesteal season 5 video
Can’t wait for season 2 of the wifesteal smp
wifestral?
I meant wifesteal
LOL
I GET IT I HAD TO THINK FOR A MOMENT BUT NOW I GET IT🤣🤣
im actually dead LMAOOOOO
the bromance between BranzyClown can summon a whole fandom 😊😊
18:55 You can hear that Clownpierce is smiling, and I don't know if that is cute or terrifying 😅
(Yandere Clown moment 😂)
Clown: Menacing Clown
Spoke: Side kick of the menacing clown
Branzy: A special noob
this video made me think about how interesting the health/heart count is as a way of “environmental” storytelling, if that makes sense. i don’t remember any of what role creampiece’s character played in the last lifesteal season, but there are ten hearts that represent ten player kills just quietly sitting there on his hud showing that he remains on top competetively. it’s like the perfect show-don’t-tell device!!
Creampiercer is my favorite life steal member
I love how he took the style of friend or foe and used it to master lifesteal two, one of Minecraft’s greatest right here
I have watched this video three times since this release 😳
"How did you made it"
"With end portal frames"
I laughed
19:00 I love the shake in branzy’s voice
‘Y-yeah, t-t-togeth-h-er f-forever-r…”
Someone is gonna make a Branzy/Clown ship, watch my words
But it's already exists
Ao3 beckons you
@@WindiestRat3 the Ranpo pfp and the mention of Ao3... 😖
@@ieatdeadcatsbodies SHUT UP SHUT UPSN29₱* LURAARARARARARARARARARARARR GRRRRRR
The cute worried voice that Branzy gets when he realizes that ClownPierce trapped him is priceless. Like the stuff out of 99% of Japanese animes.
(Where the main character thought it would be a good idea to get a girl thats a psychopath)
Clown's content is so calming and simple it makes it fun to watch even though he's a pvper.
Do you know what texturepack he is using to see the old textures I can’t find a actually good one
@@ColderPencilold Minecraft shaders
@@ColderPencil he use nostalgic mod
@@ColderPencil just use programmer art it's pre-intstalled on 1.14+
YES.
Full timeline of Branzy and Clown being wholesome/ platonic flirting
2:27
2:42
3:26
5:18
5:28
8:34
9:37
9:52
10:10 ( i personally like this one cus’ clown pierce just wanted his attention lol. )
11:33
11:35
14:33
14:39
15:23
15:27
16:23
16:27
18:11
18:47
18:58
19:03
19:55
The fact that there’s so many time stamps is probably saying something about them
@@Shiknakimo565that's what I'm saying 😭
YOU CANNOT TELL ME THESE TWO DONT HAVE A THING FOR EACH OTHER
Wtf branzy is married no hate but pls do ur research before shipping them...
@@xtremeend72calm down my guy im sure theyre both fine w it, clown is liking all the ship comments lol and theyre not shipping the people but the characters
THEY DEFINITELY DO AND THE BEST PART IS THAT CLOWN IS ENDORSING THE SHIP (he’s hearting all the ship related comments) 🫡
@@ArsenicPastetrue tho, we ship in character, not in RL
0:50 i love getting shulkers from ancient cities
Clown is so good at pvp but at the same time so merciful
At the beginning of his Channel , he was the most merciless pvper , slaughtering nation after nation during the spoke event. clownpierce has gone a long way since
I agree with you
@@Yakushi_FromHokkaidofor real
Rip technoblade
The best ones are
5:34 Clown swore in chat. That is a very rare sighting.
Am I the only one who thinks that Clown was giving off serious yandere vibes when he was rambling about being together forever with Branzy after he blocked off the end portal lmao
Your not the only one
Yea I agree
You can just see clown enjoys the fear he spreads into branzy
18:43 Branzys reaction is hilarious
"I'm gonna get help from my most TRUSTED teammate on the server"
- Famous last words
ClownPierce is one of the youtubers who does exactly what their name is about
What.
hes a bit of a jester, but he really penetrates his foes
@@OakPotatoo he's definitelty gonna penetrate branzy in that castle
what the fu-
@@bornforthemI VANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I LAIGHWD AT THAY
Clown is so calming and entertaining for such a good pvper it is so nice to have a UA-camr like him
Bro hasnt even watched it 💀
@@dhruviyengar8130 bro the glazing
Eyyyyyyyy❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
5 seconds after the video starts *starts screaming at his mic*
techno
A life without ClownPierce and Branzy is a life without color
Real
Real
Fr real
Clown: "just you and me, forever,"
Branzy: *nervous chuckling*
and the end, "that´s good...!"
are so funny to me for no reason
"so next thing on the agenda, i wanna find more ancient cities, cuz im gonna need a bunch of shulkers" - clownpierce 2023
I was thinking this too, and so I went into the comments to see if anyone else noticed, glad to know I didn’t mishear or something
i just love this duo :D branz and clown so wholesome
The funny thing is you can pearl glitch through the portal anyway so it is literally 1 pearl to escape
Branzy is in full panic mode at the end 😹😹😹
we need more Branzy and ClownPierce content. I will pay real money for several hours of them just interacting on this server
This guy gets it
i love the dynamic between the two
Clown and branzy are such good friends. I wish I had a friendship like them
Clownpierce is like the overprotective boyfriend to branzy
Didnt expect clown to go yandere for branzy
And now branzy is in clown eternal servitude an infinite amount of times because by storing branzy away in a castle for all of eternity clown has effectively prevented his death an infinite amount of times
a true hero
Damn, Clown rizz is too good for this world. Having a girlfriend and a boyfriend holy
w clown rizz
Dam
W
Clownpierce always makes the best videos no hyper over editing just simpler fantastic entertaining editing and videos
I love seeing u and branzy together can u make more videos of u 2 pls ❤
Clown and branzy is the most comedic duo on life steal I love this
19:08 welp Clown now has someone to torture for eternity xD
I love the way that branzy and clownpierce is like simping to eachother, I love it so much hahah
"Where did you get.." **branzy having literal panic mode and confused**
16:29 i get two adds the secound one just showed a sniper scope for bug killer add and the fact that clownpierce just said there was a killer clown on the loose was pretty funny to me
Branzy and Clown never fails to put a smile on my face:)
5:33
Ahh yes we love the chat.
Zam - "Wtf is this timeline"
Clown - "Congratulate Branzy right fucking now."
Zam - "Congratulations Branzy"
(Mans most likely scared shitless in that moment
'He came to congratulate you, on his own will!'
The chat: Congratulate Branzy right f-cking now 💀
Clownzy for life btw
That "you are once again eternally in my indentured servitude" was crazy asf.💀 3:05
12:20 more crazy
Fr
Clown is such a nice guy
Sure hope this doesn’t trigger him
You owe him a lifetime of servitude or he will hunt you on multiple servers
@@Walter5blackhey that’s Branzy’s job!
“Your gonna have a long long long long looong time to process those” - Clownpierce
i love your base its so cool. the fact that you made it so cool can only be done by an amazing player. i love it so much, so cool. i want a base like that in minecraft.
Clownpierce acting yandere, lol. When he placed the bedrock, his voice sounded so lovesick and possessive.
''Trapped out of love so i can be safe'' Sure, safe...
Probably the most chill and relaxing Clownpierce video I've seen
I mean branzy could get out of that dimension by killing him self to the void but he knows that it is for his own protection (and if he does he will get hunted down by clown for eternity. So yea, branzy doesn’t have much of a choice.
You can't really call it a trap if its made by Clownpierce.
Its pure death.
why does everyone sound like they are being held at gunpoint when talking to clownpierce
fr
and the worst part is, is that i dont hate it 😭🙏
Clown is the gun
I feel like clownzy is becoming more and more canon every vid
16:20 branzy approves branzy-proof surface
Yandere Clown was the most terrifying thing that I have seen all day... AND I LOVE IT!!!
18:55 BRANZY SOUNDS SO SCARED-
Clowns becoming a over protective boyfriend
5:55 clown out here grinding bra- *w a i t*
First upload from lifesteal in a long time from you. Super excited for it and also your upload schedule is awesome. Keep the hard work going ❤
its s4 i can see the base in thumbnail
Pin uwu
Ye I noticed it at soon as the netherite armor was there and totems were used
same
isnt this s4 lifesteal? why did he stream this now?
so.. yandere clownpierce is canon?
On todays episode of Branzy and Clown flirting:
“That took all of my deadliness to pull off.” - JesterPenetrate, 2023
I LOVE THE CLOWNZY MOMENT FOR NO REASONN😭(18:46)
3:02 Clown is playing mental games with branzy😂
15:26 *mwaaa* ok back to work
REAL
Branzy... how dare you! YOU HAVEN'T COMMENTED SAYING HOW GRATEFUL YOU ARE FOR THE INDENTURED SERVITURE!
Clown is the perfect mix of kind and evil
I love the fact clown said ancient city's instead of end city
y’all are so funny and nice to see clown wholesome with his lil pet branzy. 😂
I love how scared Brazy was
“Armor that makes you invincible, A sword that can one shot anything” What happens if you hit someone wearing the armor with the sword.