Honestly I just wish they'd gone with the original EU story for Han. It's great. Han joins the Imperial Navy, trains as a pilot, is decorated for valor both by the Empire and by his homeworld, and promoted. It's all going great for Han... until he's assigned to Kashsyyk, and he just can't take the brutal slavery of the Wookies. It's bothering him on a deep and metaphorical level and then his boss goes to execute a wookie slave right in front of him... and Han shoots his commanding officer in the back, earning the life debt of the wookie Chewbacca. They free the transport's worth of slaves, go on the run and become smugglers to make ends meet. Great story. No goo required. Miss you Wolf. Hope you're well man.
@@amanibob1416 I'm so glad and relieved to hear that he's doing well. I was worried for him and I miss his reviews! I love how he's direct with no holds barred. I hope he will make a comeback
Last I heard he got a girlfriend and stays in contact with friends like mauler, he's also lost weight and feeling a lot happier. I think he's pursuing writing and stuff more.
Well hello I really hope so, he was one of the few UA-camrs I actually respect enough to care about the personal life of, it’s really unfortunate stuff with his channel ended the way it did
archive.is/mb8er archive.is/tmhvF These are the messages he sent kinda recently. I think it was like, maybe, a month and a half ago or two months. Eitherway, if you want a bit more clarity on some things he does give it somewhere here. I know most of it is about the Efap bullcrap, but some of it does delve into his personal life recently if you're interested.
Then he goes to help her and accidentally rips her in half, which was really funny! And then he gets shot, which was also really funny!!! lol you're so much fun to listen to... :) I goddamn hated this movie too... In my opinion Han Solo is not that interesting to deserve, to require a spinoff movie. He was my least favourite of the original trio. Sometimes I straight up hated his behaviour! Especially in A new hope. I wanted him to die after completing his character arc, not after resetting to square 1 in the goddamn pile o'crap that was the force awakens. Han's character arc was fuckin reset, just to be killed off in such a hollow way... his arc made sense, and even though I never liked him much, he didn't deserve going out like a total bitch. IMO!
He recognised his internet persona (and how it evolved over time) as a negative factor in his life (with the ongoing depression and whatnot) and decided to leave the internet for good.
I wish he kept his channel but I understand why he deleted it. If he kept it up, that temptation would still be there and would drag him back to the internet and then fuck up his life more.
Hold on! If Han is meant to go right to Tatooine after getting the Falcon, this putting him in place for aNH, that means ALL that grime and destruction to the Falcon happens between him picking it up and then arriving on Tatooine. Disney writers are such imbeciles- especially when they are given the job based solely on nepotism.
I think the thing that symbolizes everything wrong with the people making these misunderstanding the original source material is that they turned the millennium Falcon, a fucking CARGO FREIGHTER, into some kind of pimp-mobile for Lando
The Dreadpirate, can you please go and watch the rise of skywalker so I can hear you talk about that movie in a future video? I love hearing your complains about the last jedi and solo and want to hear your complains of the rise of skywalker. There are many things I am very mad on in that movie, specially one big thing that ruins the ending to return of the jedi and the whole original six films saga and I don´t know if it´s ok if I spoil it here? The spoiler is a thing that was revealed already in the first trailer. But can you please watch episode 9 and upload your thoughts on it in a youtube video?
I don’t think it’s possible to make a Wookiee sexy. You can make Bothans sexy, you can make Amarans sexy, you can DEFINITELY make the gay tiger boy Jedi sexy. You can’t really make Wookiees sexy though because despite walking upright, they’re still more like feral bear dogs than anything else.
lol my friend, I have seen some fucked up shit on the internet in my day. There is a hentai doujinshi out there with Chewbacca banging Rey and Ahsoka. Look it up. All I'm going to say is, it's pretty hot :) Chewie banged the shit out of them.
I know Wolf was really obviously an edgelord for comedic effect and shock value. I do find him funny for the most part, and my bullshit sensors went off the moment that drama dropped, but seriously, it kinda makes me uncomfortable that he uses "autistic" as an insult so much.
@@davemac9563 on his last video on the written rage Channel, he mentioned that he struggled with aspergers for the majority of his life, and that it contributed to his social anxiety
It’s pretty clear he was running from both. The empire was looking for him as well because of that whole conflict. I haven’t watched the movie in a while and even I know that
I wish this man all the best, truly, but if he were to ever come back, This Honored Wolf might be a good rebrand.
Such nostalgia is a b!tch to deal with, but it's still worth the trouble to re-experience those old reviews... I miss Wolf.
Honestly I just wish they'd gone with the original EU story for Han. It's great. Han joins the Imperial Navy, trains as a pilot, is decorated for valor both by the Empire and by his homeworld, and promoted. It's all going great for Han... until he's assigned to Kashsyyk, and he just can't take the brutal slavery of the Wookies. It's bothering him on a deep and metaphorical level and then his boss goes to execute a wookie slave right in front of him... and Han shoots his commanding officer in the back, earning the life debt of the wookie Chewbacca. They free the transport's worth of slaves, go on the run and become smugglers to make ends meet. Great story. No goo required.
Miss you Wolf. Hope you're well man.
The EU storyline is so much better and I'm sad not more people know about it
I think this video holds the record for the most drops of the c bomb. Good job wolf!
I made two comments that had the actual c word and I think they both got deleted
Ahh wolf, someone who's style was just too funny for UA-cam to like
"Whore-9000" :D :V
I LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO HARD AT THAT!! :D :)
"Fight against oppression! They're using you for sport!"
It's amazing how fan and subscriber pressure can make you watch movies you hate for views.
Love you Dishonored Wolf.
Any news from Word of Wolf? How is he doing? I mean that sincerely and with concern
Heard he was doing awight, but that's pretty much all I'm aware of. Hope this is enough for ya.
@@amanibob1416 I'm so glad and relieved to hear that he's doing well. I was worried for him and I miss his reviews! I love how he's direct with no holds barred. I hope he will make a comeback
Last I heard he got a girlfriend and stays in contact with friends like mauler, he's also lost weight and feeling a lot happier. I think he's pursuing writing and stuff more.
Well hello I really hope so, he was one of the few UA-camrs I actually respect enough to care about the personal life of, it’s really unfortunate stuff with his channel ended the way it did
archive.is/mb8er
archive.is/tmhvF
These are the messages he sent kinda recently. I think it was like, maybe, a month and a half ago or two months. Eitherway, if you want a bit more clarity on some things he does give it somewhere here. I know most of it is about the Efap bullcrap, but some of it does delve into his personal life recently if you're interested.
Can someone please call HK-47 to terminate this film?
PLEASE POST JURASSIC WORLD!!!!! FUNNIEST RANT EVER!!!!!!!!
The start of this video is absolute gold. Sums it all up perfectly
*B L O O G O O*
God I miss this guys rants
17:19 I died HAHAHHAHA
Then he goes to help her and accidentally rips her in half, which was really funny! And then he gets shot, which was also really funny!!! lol you're so much fun to listen to... :) I goddamn hated this movie too... In my opinion Han Solo is not that interesting to deserve, to require a spinoff movie. He was my least favourite of the original trio. Sometimes I straight up hated his behaviour! Especially in A new hope. I wanted him to die after completing his character arc, not after resetting to square 1 in the goddamn pile o'crap that was the force awakens. Han's character arc was fuckin reset, just to be killed off in such a hollow way... his arc made sense, and even though I never liked him much, he didn't deserve going out like a total bitch. IMO!
Why was this shit movie made in the first place? We see hans story in the original trilogy. I would rather have seen han raising Ben solo as a movie.
@Misery7531 about as fun as having a seizure
Do you have his "understanding depression" video? Thank you for uploading BTW
What happened to him? His reviews always cracked me up and made me smile when I wasn’t feeling good
He recognised his internet persona (and how it evolved over time) as a negative factor in his life (with the ongoing depression and whatnot) and decided to leave the internet for good.
I wish he kept his channel but I understand why he deleted it. If he kept it up, that temptation would still be there and would drag him back to the internet and then fuck up his life more.
@@natemanning924 How did it mess up his life?
Kyle Lambert It consumed his life, he spent almost all of his free time on the internet. His goodbye video is still here so look for that.
nobody cares screw him
Hold on! If Han is meant to go right to Tatooine after getting the Falcon, this putting him in place for aNH, that means ALL that grime and destruction to the Falcon happens between him picking it up and then arriving on Tatooine. Disney writers are such imbeciles- especially when they are given the job based solely on nepotism.
I think the thing that symbolizes everything wrong with the people making these misunderstanding the original source material is that they turned the millennium Falcon, a fucking CARGO FREIGHTER, into some kind of pimp-mobile for Lando
another one of few videos I was able to Like twice. Yeah!
I like your reviews, what happened with word of wolf
He left UA-cam for reasons relating to depression.
the face reveal of the girl was so anti- climactic. They thought it would be so decent and profound, and it was such a limp noodle.
Do you have the aqua man video
Yes, it's on it's way.
Thank you
Does anyone have his Jurassic World videos?
13:48 that is the funniest shit i heared for a month.
I want a Wolf RoS video
@@Misery7531 FUCK YES!
The part about flying up.
The Dreadpirate, can you please go and watch the rise of skywalker so I can hear you talk about that movie in a future video? I love hearing your complains about the last jedi and solo and want to hear your complains of the rise of skywalker. There are many things I am very mad on in that movie, specially one big thing that ruins the ending to return of the jedi and the whole original six films saga and I don´t know if it´s ok if I spoil it here? The spoiler is a thing that was revealed already in the first trailer. But can you please watch episode 9 and upload your thoughts on it in a youtube video?
This isn’t his video. The person who made this video but he archived some of his videos.
I don’t think it’s possible to make a Wookiee sexy. You can make Bothans sexy, you can make Amarans sexy, you can DEFINITELY make the gay tiger boy Jedi sexy. You can’t really make Wookiees sexy though because despite walking upright, they’re still more like feral bear dogs than anything else.
lol my friend, I have seen some fucked up shit on the internet in my day. There is a hentai doujinshi out there with Chewbacca banging Rey and Ahsoka. Look it up. All I'm going to say is, it's pretty hot :)
Chewie banged the shit out of them.
I'm happy he told the truth about the Prequels.
0:18 what’s the music here?
Dark Knight music.
I know Wolf was really obviously an edgelord for comedic effect and shock value. I do find him funny for the most part, and my bullshit sensors went off the moment that drama dropped, but seriously, it kinda makes me uncomfortable that he uses "autistic" as an insult so much.
Well he has aspergers so he Techniqually can
@@ebi_tempura where did you hear that?
@@davemac9563 on his last video on the written rage Channel, he mentioned that he struggled with aspergers for the majority of his life, and that it contributed to his social anxiety
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36:54 end of spoilers
What fuck Han was running from the pikes not the law in the beginning of the movie dude gosh
It’s pretty clear he was running from both. The empire was looking for him as well because of that whole conflict. I haven’t watched the movie in a while and even I know that
@@Dutch_man20 true
But he was running from pikes first
@@bullrun2772 yes, correct. But at the same time, he probably was trying to avoid the empire at that point as well since he was dealing with the pikes
Bad start for the video. You think it's funny, but it's really annoying.
It suits the bad movie it covers
Nah, I kinda agree. Could have repeated a few fewer times
Right. I skipped it when it started going on for 29 lifetimes. The rest of the video is good though.
Really you go out of Star Wars like really you think you understand Star Wars word of wolf lol no
He does better than most. I’m gonna trust his opinion more than the guy who has the eviscerated Luke Skywalker from the sequels has his profile pic
@@Dutch_man20 lol whoa your fanboy
It doesn’t matter if I’m a fanboy. That’s irrelevant because no matter how I feel about Star Wars, this movie on its own is horrible
And you don't understand punctuation
@@blw4089 dude this has been years ago lol