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The Door To Nowhere Audiobook
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The Door To Nowhere Promo
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Communion
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Communion Promo
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New spooky story that you can read here www.wattpad.com/story/304179542-communion More stories by me here www.wattpad.com/user/TheDreadpirate42
Full Moon Over Dubai
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I Think We Should Actually Head Further South
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Read along here www.wattpad.com/997701752-the-howling-of-insects-i-think-we-should-actually From the beginning here www.wattpad.com/994747700-the-howling-of-insects-prologue More stories here www.wattpad.com/user/TheDreadpirate42
One Last Kiss by Edward Peeler
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The purest woman contains the tides of blood, if rising of blood is sexual passion and spilling of blood is death. -Tonny Tanner Read along here www.wattpad.com/1056578101-one-last-kiss For more of my stories go here www.wattpad.com/user/TheDreadpirate42
Principal Shooting Of Uncovering Bigfoot: Investigating the Truth Has Begun!
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Dead Man's Chest
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We have a lot of lore about Jose Gaspar down here in Tampa. Someone told me this story back when I was in school. The pirate with psychic powers was my idea... Read along here: www.wattpad.com/1055602802-dead-man's-chest More stories by me here: www.wattpad.com/user/TheDreadpirate42
UBITShow#101Act 1
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The first item found by Texarkana P.D. was the pilot episode of a Bigfoot show.... Learn the rest about the case here: www.wattpad.com/user/TheDreadpirate42
The Safe Space Audiobook
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WARNING!!! NSFW TRIGGER WARNING!!! RACIAL SLURS AND RHETORIC This audio books is for a short science fiction story I have which contains political commentary. One of the characters is a racist and his racist and cruel words, attitudes, and thoughts are contained within the story and are completely unfiltered. These attitudes do not reflect my own opinions or beliefs at all but I felt for the st...
The Howling Of Insects Prologue
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DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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Alone In The Dark 360 Achieving Absurdity 2
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I am not Alfred The Absurd. This video is being re-uploaded for archival purposes.
Chronicles Of Wyrmwick Part 7 Well Looky Here!
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I am not Jason Pullara. This video is being re-uploaded for archival purposes. The campaign really begins to take off thanks to Rollo T and the antics of his character Eli Delucci: The insane cleric of Pelor who sounds like he's about to sell you some fried chicken!
Pirate Radio! The Bro Show Top 10 Heavy Metal Front Men Of All Time
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Pirate Radio! The Bro Show Top 10 Heavy Metal Front Men Of All Time
City Of The Spider Queen Chapter 32 Part 2 SHOGGOTH VS. T-REX!!!
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City Of The Spider Queen Chapter 32 Part 2 SHOGGOTH VS. T-REX!!!
Maleficient Mistress Of Evil Is Awful
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Maleficient Mistress Of Evil Is Awful
City Of The Spider Queen Chapter 32 Part 1 Dead And Loving It!
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City Of The Spider Queen Chapter 32 Part 1 Dead And Loving It!
I HAVE TO GET OUT!
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I HAVE TO GET OUT!
Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare Review Achieving Absurdity (Mirror)
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Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare Review Achieving Absurdity (Mirror)
Rey Is A Shitty WORTHLESS Character and Our One True Emperor Is Even More WORTHLESS Garbage Person
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Rey Is A Shitty WORTHLESS Character and Our One True Emperor Is Even More WORTHLESS Garbage Person
The Dumbest Argument Ever
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The Dumbest Argument Ever
The Chronicles Of Wyrmwick Part 6
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The Chronicles Of Wyrmwick Part 6
Pirate Radio! The Bro Show's Top 10 Heavy Metal Bands Of All Time!
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Pirate Radio! The Bro Show's Top 10 Heavy Metal Bands Of All Time!
The Chronicles Of Wyrmwick Part 5
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The Chronicles Of Wyrmwick Part 5
Pre-Game Show! Stop putting porn in my videos for the love of God, Jed FT. Jon Cena
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Pre-Game Show! Stop putting porn in my videos for the love of God, Jed FT. Jon Cena
The Dreadpirate Wants YOU To Read His Shit!
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The Dreadpirate Wants YOU To Read His Shit!
Check out Papa Snake Eyes on Wattpad!
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READ MY SHIT!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @tiporosso
    @tiporosso 8 днів тому

    I wonder if anyone has saved the Ponstory review of The Last Jedi. Wonder what happened to him?

  • @brandontodd2761
    @brandontodd2761 8 днів тому

    "I dont understand how you can be fans of this and say its stupid, its stupid' = "those shitty prequel"... oh boo you had no chance

  • @brandontodd2761
    @brandontodd2761 8 днів тому

    It's been 5 years Mclovin, the movie still sucked and you were a terrible choice to defend it

  • @merpkiller
    @merpkiller 10 днів тому

    The constant overuse of dashes makes my soul actively crave death. Because those things could be so powerful if you use them right but this man is using them like a shotgun

  • @UndeadNerdT800
    @UndeadNerdT800 13 днів тому

    Geeks and gamers and nostalgia critic crossover Perfecto

  • @haroldjoseph8296
    @haroldjoseph8296 22 дні тому

    This book sucks😂😂😂

  • @ParrotMan01276
    @ParrotMan01276 23 дні тому

    Do you have the video that he's talking about at the beginning? The Shadow of War review?

  • @nosfrattirek5690
    @nosfrattirek5690 24 дні тому

    I'm actually disturbed by the fact that this guy thinks having a lore specialist on set is some kind of crazy unrealistic standard when working on a Star Wars movie. Yes they absolutely should have had multiple people who are well versed in SW lore, not just on set but actively working on the script. And I'm talking actual specialists, not whichever twit looked at the hyperspace ramming scene and went like "well this doesn't seem to conflict directly with anything I can remember off the top of my head so keep it in I guess". Also, the guy is like a 6 year old who learned what a swear word was last week or something. I don't usually mind swearing but it's obnoxious when every other word out of someone's mouth is "fuck".

  • @grandmasterchris9666
    @grandmasterchris9666 Місяць тому

    I am so curious to know what this guy thought of Rise of Skywalker.

  • @TheC0-ckmeister
    @TheC0-ckmeister Місяць тому

    " The ball sack tits of a farting elephant person !" Kinda sums up The Last Jedi in one sentence... Pure shite !

  • @leahs7799
    @leahs7799 Місяць тому

    He sounds so sad, I hope he’s okay right now

  • @bennelong8451
    @bennelong8451 Місяць тому

    5:07 calm down bro loooooool

  • @earlybird3668
    @earlybird3668 2 місяці тому

    people losing happiness because a S.W. movie wasn't what they wanted. Star Wars is like politics now.

  • @jesuspernia8031
    @jesuspernia8031 2 місяці тому

    Even though I’m a HUGE hater of the sequels and all the Disney Star Wars shows (except Andor), I will agree the visuals are absolutely amazing. It’s the only thing keeping the movie from being a 1/10. So because of visuals this movie is a solid 2/10. Can’t be any higher than that. Not with its terrible and completely unlikeable characters, terrible plot, terrible dialogue (yes it’s even worse than the worst of the prequels and if you disagree, you’re probably used to this garbage), and terrible pacing.

  • @rileyandersen1706
    @rileyandersen1706 2 місяці тому

    The worst *Star Wars* movie ever made?

    • @stephenjensen5358
      @stephenjensen5358 2 місяці тому

      He's wrong. It's not a real Star Wars movie. But it is still a terrible movie.

    • @jesuspernia8031
      @jesuspernia8031 2 місяці тому

      The bottom 3 Star Wars movies are objectively the sequels. The “best” of them being Force Awakens, but you can argue between Last Jedi or Rise or Skywalker as to which one is more garbage.

    • @rileyandersen1706
      @rileyandersen1706 2 місяці тому

      @@jesuspernia8031 People didn't get it I meant is it the worst *Star wars* movie or the worst *Movie* ever made?

  • @chrisraymond4804
    @chrisraymond4804 2 місяці тому

    I got stuck watching this with family recently and omg, this movie was such d0g sh!t.

  • @tonysbones2813
    @tonysbones2813 2 місяці тому

    i loved how they implied two of the only three black people in the galaxy are related fuck off

  • @TheAnaceciliadmmm
    @TheAnaceciliadmmm 2 місяці тому

    Where is his channel

    • @SpFlash1523
      @SpFlash1523 2 місяці тому

      His channel is "The Dreadpirate."

  • @chrisperrien7055
    @chrisperrien7055 3 місяці тому

    Wulf is the one who put Critical Drinker and EFAP- Mauler, Neurotic, et. al. on the map/net . Try "Voxis Productions" and "Silver Screen Psychopathy"

  • @RM-rj5ok
    @RM-rj5ok 3 місяці тому

    GAME OVER👎

  • @Monster_Knight
    @Monster_Knight 3 місяці тому

    woah, what a crazy nightmare that was! good thing am awake now and none of these films are real.

  • @samuel5591
    @samuel5591 3 місяці тому

    Thank you DreadPirate for uploading these, from one who's EFAP journey has barely begun - it's great to go back and fill in the missing pieces of early lore.

  • @samuel5591
    @samuel5591 3 місяці тому

    Thank you for creating the Wolf archive, I'm way too late catching up on all the EFAP lore and this will be invaluable.

  • @nnewdle
    @nnewdle 3 місяці тому

    "F*t Asian b****" was harsh 😅

  • @mjgasiecki
    @mjgasiecki 3 місяці тому

    Tell us how you really feel…don’t hold back

  • @Knowledge01
    @Knowledge01 3 місяці тому

    I was done when the blind Alien somehow knew there were pipes overhead that could support its weight, and so it reached up and used them.

  • @Knowledge01
    @Knowledge01 3 місяці тому

    the face reveal of the girl was so anti- climactic. They thought it would be so decent and profound, and it was such a limp noodle.

  • @AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-y5f
    @AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-y5f 3 місяці тому

    A lot of people that was there probably knew he was struggling with depression so it was an extra cunt move to do this to him.

  • @soupful
    @soupful 3 місяці тому

    Agreed, didn't like ANY OF the Star Wars Sequel's at all BUT WOULD dearly love to read and SEE what George Lucas outlines or story drafts intended for was that DISNEY promissed but ultimately rejected.

  • @GuiltlessGear
    @GuiltlessGear 3 місяці тому

    wait, was lyle's spoilers ahead voice a wolf impression the whole time?

  • @bengordon7635
    @bengordon7635 4 місяці тому

    only people coming out of college today are race theory and social justice activists and it shows in everyday life ,, activism has to go its not good for anyone ,, every person hired by Disney has an agenda and is active in activist activities,, thats why

  • @castlekeep2789
    @castlekeep2789 4 місяці тому

    I want some new sci fi that is done with care that involves other people & other studio persons, who craft better & care about their art 1 Screw S. W. & other franchises!!!🤣

  • @TheaterPup
    @TheaterPup 4 місяці тому

    I didn’t like this movie but it’s odd that the reviewer thinks Star Wars is science fiction (it’s fantasy). Also odd that he likes Lord of the Rings, as I doubt Tolkien would want to be around some racist guy who constantly calls women characters b*tches. 🙄

  • @knowville123
    @knowville123 4 місяці тому

    Ha! You could drive a Mac truck through the "A Quiet Place" premise. It's so f'ing stupid! Thanks for this video. Very therapeutic.

  • @DARTHMOON-RA
    @DARTHMOON-RA 4 місяці тому

    42:01 without those "3 shitty f@#€ing movies your beloved trash new masterpiece saga woudn't bee here you dumb shivering voice!

  • @DARTHMOON-RA
    @DARTHMOON-RA 4 місяці тому

    41:32 loan him a brain!

  • @thebipolarbear1
    @thebipolarbear1 4 місяці тому

    Best review ever for this horrible movie. It's 2024 and so many people are so much worse slop since last Jedi. I was done with this crap then and I'm still done with it. Review the acolyte lol where to start with that festival of diversity hires and nonsense that pisses on canon

  • @Christhegreatbro
    @Christhegreatbro 4 місяці тому

    If Wolf watched Obiwan he would have died of a heart attack

  • @davidvaughan3771
    @davidvaughan3771 4 місяці тому

    I truly hate Rey, I thought it was me, but Ihen remembered I liked rogue one 100 times more

  • @teddythekingofbears
    @teddythekingofbears 4 місяці тому

    Timestamps: Steel and Gav: 7:30 - 10:18 & 16:06 - 21:40 Pinecone: 10:19 - 16:05 The Troublesome Girl: 21:41 - 48:03

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla 4 місяці тому

    8:43 Wolf was right, Violet Evergarden is a masterpiece. In fact, I wouldn't have heard about Violet Evergarden if it weren't for Wolf's rage on Game of Thrones. Wherever you are Wolf, I thank you for getting me interested in watching that anime.

  • @TheGodKingOfMusic
    @TheGodKingOfMusic 5 місяців тому

    19:15 “Yes Luke Skywalker, the hero of the series, the main character, fights Rey with a stick and she WINS. WTF DO YOU MEAN, SHE WINS?????” I always remembered this part of the review and had been searching for it for a while before it popped up again in my feed.

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 5 місяців тому

    1:26:26 hearing Mauler having any praise for Su!cide Squad... I have no words. lol

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 5 місяців тому

    1:09:26 Wolf: Does 2 + 2 = 4? ???: Yes.. Wolf: I disagree ???: That's not f-ing fair! I f-ing lost it! LOL

  • @SilverSpoonRiche
    @SilverSpoonRiche 5 місяців тому

    Two gunslingers against a guy carrying a fork. I'm being generous giving him a fork instead of a spoon. LOL

  • @thENDweDIE
    @thENDweDIE 5 місяців тому

    "He needs a hero now..!!" I felt that one..!!

  • @DarthWinterMadness
    @DarthWinterMadness 5 місяців тому

    I discovered Wolf today, thanks to you. Starting with some of his Star Wars rants, then going to this one. Unsurprisingly, I agree with a lot of his points. I came in late on the MCU bandwagon, a couple of weeks before Wandavision came out. I found most movies to be unimpressive apart from a few. Mostly the four Russo movies, the first Iron Man (I kinda liked the third because I like Shane Black's movies) and I really like the Spider-Man Home trilogy despite their flaws. That said, did Wolf make videos about Infinity War and Endgame before leaving UA-cam? If he did, I'd really like to hear his opinion on them. If he didn't or you don't have them backed up, it's okay. Maybe we'll get it when/if he comes back. I hear it's mental health that had him leave the platform, so I hope he gets better and can come back. I can see a lot of people are starving for his opinions. I mean come on, just discovered him this morning thanks to your mirrors and I'm already asking for more. That said, thank you for what you shared on his behalf. It's really great to the viewer and can show Wolf how appreciated he is. And I hope he knows it, whether it helps him come back or not. Cheers from France! 🍻

  • @2prize
    @2prize 5 місяців тому

    one of the few times normies agreed with a rantsona

  • @Mojo_Jojo_001
    @Mojo_Jojo_001 5 місяців тому

    There were a few visually interesting parts of this movie, but overall I think it was poorly done and disappointing. I agree with alotta what this guy says about its mistakes. That being said... I seriously feel bad for the guy that made this video. It sounds like watching bad movies seers him in his soul to the very deepest parts of his being. I hope he can somehow find peace and joy in life again after watching TLJ. 🙏 I kmow rage is addicting and gets clicks. But it leads to an empty life and one full of regrets at some point. Some would even say that rage is a doorway to the dark side and has lured multiple promising Jedis down the wrong path. I hope all the best for him and that with time he can eventually recover from watching TLJ. There is still hope. On an aside.... If he truly thinks Rey is the worst or one of the worst characters.of all time, then I think he needs to watch MANY more of the movies that have been created in the last 125 years.

  • @blueeyedemon8
    @blueeyedemon8 5 місяців тому

    Like seriously! What is happening in schools that these younger generations can't follow along in a discussion, gets confused by metaphors and examples, and sound like their brains are literally smoking from trying to think? I can't stand it anymore. It's like they still talk like when they were 5, when it would be all jibberish with like 3 actual words. So you'd just nod and go, "good job buddy". And also, isn't it just so adorable how all these people will say how they love these movies. But can't remember what happened in those same movies, and when referring to the content of those films, labels them as "that shit or whatever".