The Goffs: Orkiest Orks who ever Orked
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Fun fact, the color black in ork culture is defined as being “DEAD ‘ARD,” which imbues the Goffs with greater physical resilience and pain tolerance. Which, I would say is also why guys like the Black Templars and Iron Hands have such a reputation for kicking ork ass.
I associate their name more with the ancient goth tribes that sacked Rome. Generally written in history as extremely brutal barbarians.
40k, the dystopian future that would occur if everyone was German
Bingo. They're green-skinned cockney visigoths. heh
Remember. The goffs were created way back when there was an inquisitor named obiwan sherlock clousseau
@@kikolokopo_toysHonestly that’s the most stupid name ever… and that’s just great that it exists
@@kikolokopo_toysah the good old days.
Did he hear the whispers of Gork and mork or did he just start thinking and assumed thats what thoughts are
😂
Given that it’s an irk the answer is most likely yes
Fun fact: the checkerboard paint is a tribute to Horus. During Ullanor, Horus killed so many Orks that the color of his Armour (black and white) became entrained in their collective psyche as a scary color. Horus on ullanor literally gave the Orks a trauma on a species level. Also imo the goffs are supposed to be 40ks „Black Orks“, since in fantasy, black Orks are more violent and stronger than the regular Orks, as well as having a deeper shade of green, since they initially were created by the chaos dwarves as heavy Labour/ shock troops.
Well it's actually unkown if that's where it comes from, but it seems to be most likely reason that they paint their armor in checkerboard patterns.
This is just a meme/fan theory not actually canon.
@@AltoStratusX1 that we know of anyway, this might be the actual reason, but it's not known
Nah man the real reason is they found text of ancient soccer fans and realized the power in their ferocity and love for this object that was black and white
@@sebastianhovenas272akcshually, it’s established in the novel The Beast Arises, so it’s not a fan theory
I wonder what Gazghkull's reaction was to the death of Yarrick......Anger to overshadow Angron? Tantrum so bad he killed a Tyranid hive-fleet on accident? Tears so salty they could kill fish? *I MUST KNOW*
Warrior Tier did a nice video about that. It’s headcanon, sure, but I just love the idea of Gaz calling a WAAAGH! on Angron’s sorry red ass to avenge Yarrick.
@@jamesf3871 I'm aware of that. I mean't what his FIRST reaction was to the information of "Oi, Uhhhh.....Boss?......Yarrick's Ded........Yeah............."
Orks is da best, ya git!
Goffs is da best orks!
Bones: "....and then Ghaz, who had Commissar Yarrick as an opponent-"
Everyone with a Soul : " YARRICK! YARRICK! MY SWEET SWEET ANGEL OF DEATH AND AWESOME! YARRICK! YARRICK!- " (goes on for several minutes)
I hope Ghazghkull becomes a fully fledged krork eventually.
I’d love to see a reemergence of “Beasts” with Ghaz being the standin for the Goffs and de facto “head” so to speak with different Orks becoming the other beasts for the different tribes. I doubt it’ll happen cause you’d need to either give the other names Orks model updates but with all the loyalist/traitor primarchs comin back I really hope to get some Prime-Orks to compete with em. Herez ta hopin ladz
Is Gazghkull mostly machine? I thought that he was essentially Orkenstein. After he got decapitated, I thought that he got a new body of stitched-together huge ork parts that his head was just sewn onto to make him absolutely massive. The fact that he’s still alive after all that is just why I love the orkz so much.
I assumme the core of ol' Ghaz is made out of the most proppa Nob parts the Painboyz could find and stuff like his arms and legs are machine
If you look at Ghaz im pretty sure between the armor you can see his green body. Also if you read the novel you’re right he’s essentially Ork Frankenstein. Makari has several lines emphasizing how MASSIVE da git is now lol that’s all gork-given muscle. Anybody sayin otherwise is spewin squig shite
Orkenstein is the scientist.
Gazghkul is Orkenstein's Monster.
@@DISTurbedwaffle918Underrated comment. Thank you for the laughs.
Arthur my boi, the black and white checkered pattern is so their stuff is more durable. Not just aesthetic. Ork Colour Theory is wild.
I cant wait for the Blood Axe. I love the idea of orks trying to use cunning and logic to out think their opponents. granted it normally leads to ork shannigans but when it works it fantastic.
DA BOYZ
Best part of the bolt to the head story is that the bolt belonged to a Dark Angels' servitor turret. A Space Wolf found this out and proceeded to laugh about it.
WOT A WAY TA START DA WAAAGH!!! ON ORKTOBER!!!
WE"Z IZ DA MEANIST AND DA GREENIST, LIVE N DIE FER DAT GOOD SCRAPPIN! COLLECT DEM TEEF AS YA GO, CUS WE GOING ON A BIG, MEAN, SCRAPPIN WAAARRRRGH!!!
While not my favorite ork clan (that would be the blood axes) goffs are still pretty awesome, and do a good job of reminding you that while Orks can be goofy, at the end of the day they’re still a massive threat
Another bloodaxe enjoyer 🗿
Ok, "Rest in peace my sweet angel baby" sent me.
*KHORNE SMILES UPON THE GOFFS.*
Best Boyz! ORKIEST OF THE ORKS!
ORKTOBER! WAAAAGH!
ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS
ORKS IS MADE FOR FIGHTIN AN WINNIN
Fun fact: there's a big urban legend in 40k that Gazghkull Mag Uruk Thrakka was named after the former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher as an insult.
It has sinced be debunked by some of the OG creators of Warhammer and the *only* reason I believe it is she was so unanimously hated I honestly doubt GW would've had anyone give them shit for naming a violent ork after her and thus need to hide the fact.
They can deny it officially but the name is literally the same just spoken in Cockney, it'd be like if they named him Zichard N'xon and then claimed not to know who Richard Nixon was lmao
@@dontgetmarried Personally I think it is very believable too it's just from my pov I just don't know why GW would bother hiding that given how much she is hated nowadays.
Like if anything I feel like coming clean about it would get GW *positive* PR more than anything.
@@theodorehodbor5080presumably they believe as a company they shouldn't get involved in politics
It's not just his orkish name. When his name is translated into Gothic, part of it - presumably Mag Uruk - comes out as "The Iron Ork".
I've also read that they tend to "take warfare more seriously" than other Orks.
I like to imagine this as they're a bit more grim and stoic- as in compared to other Orks, I'm sure they're still loud af. But ya know I always imagine Goffs kinda standing in silence slightly twitchy and drooling at the bit, all amped tf up before they make their charge where as other clans would probably be talking the entire time.
I need everyone to understand something. I said “I’m not buying another mini till November”. Naturally, Sept 30th i bought a box set. What box set? Dominion. For the orks. So, orktober claims us all.
Take the angst of a gothic teenager and turn it into pure violent rage? Ok yeah I see it
Something to throw out there. The tech ladz put out a drone or some such out in the vastness of space for like 10k years and the only thing it picked up outside the milky way was Ork war drums. No matter where you go you WILL find da boyz
its Orctober everyone letz gooo
Praise be to Gork and Mork!!! It's Orktober lads! Waaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghh!!!
Goffs - least goofy...Storm Boy flies off directionlessly.
you sound the most normal on 1.25 speed. i like when you talk about orks
Thank u Mr bone man
The Goffs sound friendly 😂💔
Can't wait for your videos on the Death Skulls and the Blood Axes
You're... gonna get back to this, right? I found you through Astartes Anonymous, and I'm about to start my first 40k army. Specifically a Snakebites army! Sadly my boys are not the most popular clan, so I look forward to seeing your video on them in a year or two.
Subscribed for the orks. I really appreciate that the video is already in a playlist and now i just gotta wait for you to update. I thinks orks will be my first clan. Im excited
Wizzah Goffs
Visigoths
Would be dope
Side note; “these specific fuckers” is amazing and should be trademarked
“Rest in peace my sweet angel baby” indeed. Thanks, that made my day.
I was really hoping you’d cover the orks awesome sauce
Im not too big on the orks but I honestly want Gazghkull to defeat angron or Kahn or both of them cause how dare chaos kill yarrick
"Wat iz a gun but a explodin box with a bit of scrap inside?" -An Ork Problably
Hi Arthur! I'm Vlad.
And I want to say violence is never the answer! It's a question the answer is YES!
My man just dissed Devastation of Baal, I'm shooked lol
Very informative
Can’t wait till you talk about the Ork pirates.
Well done
My kids run parallel to 40k Orks, so I’m a fan of those wild greenbois
orks are my favorite army to play. they're just The funniest guys in the darkest place
2:20 i think they named after the visagoths wich was a tribe that obliterated the roman empire multiple times in battle (lmao)
1st video of Orktober
Goffz is ded 'ard. But 'em s got nuffin on Blood Axes!
awesome video, arthur!
Glad to see ya lived 🤙
HELL YES! ORK LORE VIDEO!!! WHY IS THE STOMPA STILL SO DOGSHIT ON THE TABLETOP THOUGH?!???!!!
why does everybody says ghazghkull is "mentally ill" or "unstable" maybe hes just cool
Orks as a whole seem to be the most mentally stable faction in the setting
Like don't get me wrong, they're horrifying, but they're also both happy and content with their lives
@@WhenGoatsWentBaa true true, i just think that the guy that got his head blown off to then be put together after he picked the remains of his brain off the ground only for him to hear voices, might not be the definition of sanity.
@@elitebrothers4256 Unless he lives in a setting wherein telepathic communication and divine visions are provably true phenomena with easily observable effects.
ORCS IS DA BEST! KRUMP DA REST!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH
I second that energy.
7:43 bullshit the War of the beast was more wacky and wild or destructive but in terms of deaths the Devastation of Baal killed more like 99% of all Blood angel chapters out of 29K-30K Space Marines only 300-400 survived more space marines and chapters were wiped out all mostly done without a Primarch Gullimen did come in last second to clean up but lamenters didn’t make it or 1/4th correct me if I’m wrong
if you're doing space marine chapters and ork clans maybe have a series covering the necron dynasties as well?
Ghazghkull was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed when Yarrick died. Pissed that he didn't get to kill him.
Bro said ahh fuck it I’ll just put them all in one video
So they’re Warhammer 40k’s equivalent of the Black Orcs of Age of Sigmar. How long until we get Chaos Space Dwarves?
2:17 I always figured they get their name from the word "gov" as in "gov'na".
Waaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh
the jared goffs
They're definitely the Orks of all time
crimson fists mentioned!
They are my favorite and least favorite at the same time.
I friggen love orks
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS FINALLY SOME ORK LOVE. MORE PLEASEEEEEEE
The Orkiest Orks to me are the free booters, change my mind.
2:25 the education system did you wrong.
Happy Orktober everybody!
*DAKKA INTENSIFIES*
The goths is also a reference to the 'barbarians' that help bring down the roman empire
Orks! WAAAAAAGH!!!
When’s the video in the series mate
I mean they're no Deathskulls
Just got a delivery of thirty one second edition Gretchin, one for everyday of Orktober 😅
The next ork clan you do should be the Blood axes
GOFFS IZ DA BEST!
Where the more Ork videos!?
Kind of unlucky though, they weren't born Deffskullz.
Happy orktober
EH! DO YOUSE KNOW WHERE DA RED SPIKEY BOY WIF DA AXE IZ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Gaz's machine body still growing. Like how an ork keeps getting bigger
This sounds so Orky I hope it's correct
The idea that he thinks the machine is just made out of fungus too and so it grows the same way he does is hilarious to me, especially if he just starts growing artillery pieces out of it :D
Are speed freaks a major Ork clan? I like speed freaks.
Evil Sunz are where you wanna look.
They’re based on the black orcs of fantasy
Do bad moons next
Kharn video when?
Skaven yet?
There aren't any skaven in 40k...
😂😂😂
@@L0wKii we not under your hive cities yes-yes
who needs skaven? we have human hive cities and the imperial guard penal legions.
@@LexYeen we definitely not make-build warp nuke under hive cities and we are DEFINITELY not under the man corpse thing's golden throne yes-yes
Bit borin' but 'ey they're Orky, they don't piss about, they're dead 'ard, and at least they ain't those flash gits in the Bad Moons, knowhimean?
Fun Fact: my last name is goff
Whaaaa
Hi Arthur
Goths are quite good, but I prefer the kommandos more
MAKE VIDEO ABOUT FARSIGHT ENCLAVE
Dont blame me i voted for gork.
For the algorithm
Do da moonz plllsssss
Goffs are my least favorite Orks. 40k falls apart when it takes itself too seriously and the Goffs are Orks without the fun. Orks are great because they successfully straddle the line between silly and scary, Goffs exchange the silly for edgy and just kind of come off as lame.
As a battle nut myself who refrains from combat because he likes punching people a bit to much for his own comfort I find the Orcs to be a kindred spirit. I imagine their attitude is akin to what I would be like if I didn't hold myself back, and I decided to screw it I'm fighting every that moves.